Progenitus
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flavour text should read: bad ass mother fucker dont mess wit him he get all da hunnies in da club

I thought that card sounded familiar...I went and checked and somewhere within the abyss of my MTG cards I just so happen to have it

If it's in fucked up condition it's still worth like $13

Damn...I guess it's a good thing I put it in a sleeve...

Nice, got a nice $18 mythic

I also have all 5 of the Return to Ravnica Keyrunes. 1 of each, except Selsnya. I have 2 of those.

Progenitus. He fucks shit up.

You're on Funnyjunk.com.

Also, what is the name of this website?

You're on Funnyjunk.com.

Ok I figured you were talking about there game this year with that second comment (31-21) when mcgahee blew our comeback drives

Any given Sunday man. Any given Sunday.

But yeah that would've sucked if you lost Welker. Huge part of that offense. But you know with Tom Brady you could get some random guy off the street and he'll turn them into superstar receivers.

Fuck yeah.

And hey, I'llbringthebeers.jpg

(not really, I'm only 15, LOLZ)

Come on man the broncos are one of the most balanced teams in football and haven't lost to a poor team (aka the cardinals) this season, also by no means did they massacre the broncos.

45-10 (Pats won) playoffs game. And yeah, you got me with the Cardinals game. It's only because the Pat's secondary defense sucks.

Ok I figured you were talking about there game this year with that second comment (31-21) when mcgahee blew our comeback drives

Idk, the Broncos made it to the playoffs with TEBOW! I think they can go a lot further with Peyton Manning.

And yeah the Pats have like one of the easiest division in all of football.

True that, but the Pats massacred them. But I really hope Bill decides to extend Welker next season, they could have lost him this year. He's too much of a valuable player to lose.

Any given Sunday man. Any given Sunday.

But yeah that would've sucked if you lost Welker. Huge part of that offense. But you know with Tom Brady you could get some random guy off the street and he'll turn them into superstar receivers.

Fuck yeah.

And hey, I'llbringthebeers.jpg

(not really, I'm only 15, LOLZ)

you don't need to shout it...

"tell someone that you love them, because life is short.

Yell it at them in German, because life is also terrifying and confusing."

I know but it just seems every year they're always in the hunt. Like the only other AFC teams that have a shot are the Texans or Ravens. Maybe Steelers if Ben comes back and all their other injured players. Definitely the Broncos now that Manning is there.

I'm sorry, but this year the Broncos don't have a chance. But the Pats are a good team and they are (and will be for a while) favorable superbowl contenders.

Come on man the broncos are one of the most balanced teams in football and haven't lost to a poor team (aka the cardinals) this season, also by no means did they massacre the broncos.

45-10 (Pats won) playoffs game. And yeah, you got me with the Cardinals game. It's only because the Pat's secondary defense sucks.

Ok I figured you were talking about there game this year with that second comment (31-21) when mcgahee blew our comeback drives

Idk, the Broncos made it to the playoffs with TEBOW! I think they can go a lot further with Peyton Manning.

And yeah the Pats have like one of the easiest division in all of football.

True that, but the Pats massacred them. But I really hope Bill decides to extend Welker next season, they could have lost him this year. He's too much of a valuable player to lose.

Any given Sunday man. Any given Sunday.

But yeah that would've sucked if you lost Welker. Huge part of that offense. But you know with Tom Brady you could get some random guy off the street and he'll turn them into superstar receivers.

Fuck yeah.

And hey, I'llbringthebeers.jpg

(not really, I'm only 15, LOLZ)

funnyjunk.com/funny_gifs/3292885/now+back+to+me/
For reposting? The original got 8700 thumbs

Patriots win too many Superbowls. Let someone else have a chance.

You're like the New York Yankees of football.

Dude Patriots have been to 7 Superbowls and have only won 3. 2 were back to back.

I know but it just seems every year they're always in the hunt. Like the only other AFC teams that have a shot are the Texans or Ravens. Maybe Steelers if Ben comes back and all their other injured players. Definitely the Broncos now that Manning is there.

I'm sorry, but this year the Broncos don't have a chance. But the Pats are a good team and they are (and will be for a while) favorable superbowl contenders.

Come on man the broncos are one of the most balanced teams in football and haven't lost to a poor team (aka the cardinals) this season, also by no means did they massacre the broncos.

45-10 (Pats won) playoffs game. And yeah, you got me with the Cardinals game. It's only because the Pat's secondary defense sucks.

Ok I figured you were talking about there game this year with that second comment (31-21) when mcgahee blew our comeback drives

Idk, the Broncos made it to the playoffs with TEBOW! I think they can go a lot further with Peyton Manning.

And yeah the Pats have like one of the easiest division in all of football.

True that, but the Pats massacred them. But I really hope Bill decides to extend Welker next season, they could have lost him this year. He's too much of a valuable player to lose.

Any given Sunday man. Any given Sunday.

But yeah that would've sucked if you lost Welker. Huge part of that offense. But you know with Tom Brady you could get some random guy off the street and he'll turn them into superstar receivers.

Fuck yeah.

And hey, I'llbringthebeers.jpg

(not really, I'm only 15, LOLZ)

True that.

No, I understand. I think we're arguing the same point though. We both understand that AIDS is literally the syndrome of a deficient immune system caused by the HIV virus and that you cannot have AIDS without getting HIV first.

Yes, this is true. You're alright Griffin.

Now we better stop agreeing or we'll break the internet.

True that.