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Age: 112
Steam Profile: TheAwesomeCouch
Consoles Owned: Gameboy,gameboy color,gameboy advanced,gameboy advanced sp,psp,sega genisis. PS1 PS2, xbox, xbox360,wii,nintedo 64,NES, Super NES,Gamecube. Soon to be PC.
Video Games Played: All of them
X-box Gamertag: TheAwesomeCouch
Interests: Stuff
Date Signed Up:2/09/2012
Last Login:5/23/2014
Location:TX
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#548571 - *ps4 07/03/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#548570 - Due to my brothers recent job and discount at said job, should…  [+] (8 new replies) 07/03/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#548588 - 4chan refugee (07/03/2013) [-]
just buy a ps3, and a bunch of dick melting games
#548593 - 4chan refugee (07/03/2013) [-]
PS3 has no games
#548599 - 4chan refugee (07/03/2013) [-]
oh yeah i forgot, sorry

but seriously, buying consoles at launch is never a good idea. just buy a ps3 when the 4 comes out, and pick up a library of cheap and enjoyable game
User avatar #548587 - samous (07/03/2013) [-]
wait
User avatar #548582 - sirfisticuffs (07/03/2013) [-]
you seem anxious, no but seriously wait until the consoles have honest reviews and buy that which suits your interests better. don't be one of those people who use their discounts stupidly and waste your money.
User avatar #548573 - ghostninja (07/03/2013) [-]
Wait to see if they even turn out to be good
User avatar #548577 - theelderscrolls (07/03/2013) [-]
i hate waiting
User avatar #548571 - theelderscrolls (07/03/2013) [-]
*ps4
#548319 - ooooh, you can do that?! Ill definitely make sure to ask him t… 07/03/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#548311 - I dont know man. Ill find in in 29 days how legit it is.  [+] (2 new replies) 07/03/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #548313 - medewu (07/03/2013) [-]
Tell him to grab a PS4 SKU number get another Empolyee's login check the employee pricing and you will see.
User avatar #548319 - theelderscrolls (07/03/2013) [-]
ooooh, you can do that?! Ill definitely make sure to ask him to do that.
#548301 - MFW i do have a job 07/03/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#548293 - Thats what he told me. It has to be on his card so that they h…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/03/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #548299 - medewu (07/03/2013) [-]
Yup, I know this. Dude I work there! I know the policies! I know the Employee discount and it's not that amazing, and awesome. sorry to rain on your parade.
User avatar #548311 - theelderscrolls (07/03/2013) [-]
I dont know man. Ill find in in 29 days how legit it is.
User avatar #548313 - medewu (07/03/2013) [-]
Tell him to grab a PS4 SKU number get another Empolyee's login check the employee pricing and you will see.
User avatar #548319 - theelderscrolls (07/03/2013) [-]
ooooh, you can do that?! Ill definitely make sure to ask him to do that.
#548278 - Thats what they told him at oreintation and whats in the contr…  [+] (6 new replies) 07/03/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #548289 - medewu (07/03/2013) [-]
Yeah, they do say that at Orientation, but the Employee discount has changed. it's now different. A new game he can get for 53.XX not 35$ sorry, and no he can't buy things for other people with their money for them he can only purchase and give things away as a gift.
User avatar #548293 - theelderscrolls (07/03/2013) [-]
Thats what he told me. It has to be on his card so that they have it on record that they bought it and that it has to be a bonafide gift.
User avatar #548299 - medewu (07/03/2013) [-]
Yup, I know this. Dude I work there! I know the policies! I know the Employee discount and it's not that amazing, and awesome. sorry to rain on your parade.
User avatar #548311 - theelderscrolls (07/03/2013) [-]
I dont know man. Ill find in in 29 days how legit it is.
User avatar #548313 - medewu (07/03/2013) [-]
Tell him to grab a PS4 SKU number get another Empolyee's login check the employee pricing and you will see.
User avatar #548319 - theelderscrolls (07/03/2013) [-]
ooooh, you can do that?! Ill definitely make sure to ask him to do that.
#548241 - you need experience and you need to have graduated i believe  [+] (1 new reply) 07/02/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #548244 - ghostninja (07/02/2013) [-]
FUCK
#548225 - >MFW my brother gets a job at best buy >MFW hes gett…  [+] (15 new replies) 07/02/2013 on Video Games Board - console... +1
User avatar #548294 - cherylheathermason (07/03/2013) [-]
tfw when you got no job
User avatar #548301 - theelderscrolls (07/03/2013) [-]
MFW i do have a job
#548274 - medewu (07/03/2013) [-]
>YFW & HFW it's not actually Cost +5%

I work there trust me I already looked

I work at Best Buy. I'm sorry, I'm so sorry....
User avatar #548278 - theelderscrolls (07/03/2013) [-]
Thats what they told him at oreintation and whats in the contract he signed about not selling the stuff he gets
User avatar #548289 - medewu (07/03/2013) [-]
Yeah, they do say that at Orientation, but the Employee discount has changed. it's now different. A new game he can get for 53.XX not 35$ sorry, and no he can't buy things for other people with their money for them he can only purchase and give things away as a gift.
User avatar #548293 - theelderscrolls (07/03/2013) [-]
Thats what he told me. It has to be on his card so that they have it on record that they bought it and that it has to be a bonafide gift.
User avatar #548299 - medewu (07/03/2013) [-]
Yup, I know this. Dude I work there! I know the policies! I know the Employee discount and it's not that amazing, and awesome. sorry to rain on your parade.
User avatar #548311 - theelderscrolls (07/03/2013) [-]
I dont know man. Ill find in in 29 days how legit it is.
User avatar #548313 - medewu (07/03/2013) [-]
Tell him to grab a PS4 SKU number get another Empolyee's login check the employee pricing and you will see.
User avatar #548319 - theelderscrolls (07/03/2013) [-]
ooooh, you can do that?! Ill definitely make sure to ask him to do that.
User avatar #548236 - ghostninja (07/02/2013) [-]
Wait you get discounts like that for working at best buy?

I know where I'm applying when i turn 16 in Sept.
User avatar #548305 - samous (07/03/2013) [-]
youngfag huehuehue
You need to be over 18 if I remember well
#548254 - 4chan refugee (07/02/2013) [-]
>turning 16 in sept

underage b&
User avatar #548241 - theelderscrolls (07/02/2013) [-]
you need experience and you need to have graduated i believe
User avatar #548244 - ghostninja (07/02/2013) [-]
FUCK
#548147 - Its the second to las games my 3 friends and i are buying as a… 07/02/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#548144 - Actually, i like Diablo. Played 30 hours on my uncles … 07/02/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#548136 - i already pre-ordered 07/02/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#548133 - Finally beat Mass Effect 2 for a second time and kept everyone…  [+] (16 new replies) 07/02/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #548735 - blarghagh (07/03/2013) [-]
i only beat it once but i was doing the entire starting from mass effect. During that part in with the ship I didn't upgrade anything so everybody died. I was so sad, I turned off the game for about an hour I looked up on the internet if there was a way to save them all and found it out. Luckily there was a save at the beginning of the mission right before everybody dies. So I ended up saving everybody without having to play it all over again. And I would have too if there wasn't a save
#548177 - fargone (07/02/2013) [-]
>Miranda

Well, at least you didn't say Ashley.
User avatar #548188 - herecomesjohnny (07/02/2013) [-]
miranda had craziest booty
#549435 - 4chan refugee (07/03/2013) [-]
I suspect that's why they had to split up ME2 in to 2 discs on the 360 - the devs took up too much space making her ass.
#548168 - Timmietim (07/02/2013) [-]
I really liked diablo 3. Had good fun with friends.
<- My barbarian.
User avatar #548155 - Gonnafly (07/02/2013) [-]
>Miranda

Pretty cool i guess, Doubt I'll play it.
#548150 - imnotkickthecat (07/02/2013) [-]
User avatar #548145 - avatarsarefornoobs (07/02/2013) [-]
i got it for free on pc last year when i bought a year of wow and it was mediocre. fun with friends (like any game). I think it would be awesome if they implemented splitscreen for console version, i can see potential there.
User avatar #548147 - theelderscrolls (07/02/2013) [-]
Its the second to las games my 3 friends and i are buying as a group on xbox. after diablo 3 is PAYDAY 2
User avatar #548146 - ghostninja (07/02/2013) [-]
they did
User avatar #548148 - avatarsarefornoobs (07/02/2013) [-]
neat. glad to see splitscreen has not died completely yet
#548143 - 4chan refugee (07/02/2013) [-]
Don't get Diablo 3.
It's one of the worst hack'n slash RPGs on the market.

If you want a diablo-esque game you're better off with Dungeon Hunter: Alliance or Borderlands.
User avatar #548144 - theelderscrolls (07/02/2013) [-]


Actually, i like Diablo. Played 30 hours on my uncles account.

I also like torchlight and the firs diablos.
User avatar #548142 - herecomesjohnny (07/02/2013) [-]
i actually found d3 quite good as a 40 hour tops experience. Disappointing since it didn't live up to d2, but quite good
User avatar #548135 - ghostninja (07/02/2013) [-]
I want to get it
User avatar #548136 - theelderscrolls (07/02/2013) [-]
i already pre-ordered
#76837 - that you notice if i dont wash my hair everyday.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/29/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... -2
User avatar #76908 - alexanderburns (06/29/2013) [-]
Well, I didn't notice.
#542973 - what card?  [+] (1 new reply) 06/29/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #543116 - drastronomy (06/29/2013) [-]
gainward gtx 770 phantom,

i mostly get 60-75 fps on TDM, though, since i have lucid virtu mvp
#542954 - how many fps?  [+] (3 new replies) 06/29/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #542972 - drastronomy (06/29/2013) [-]
38+ in the open
User avatar #542973 - theelderscrolls (06/29/2013) [-]
what card?
User avatar #543116 - drastronomy (06/29/2013) [-]
gainward gtx 770 phantom,

i mostly get 60-75 fps on TDM, though, since i have lucid virtu mvp
#542953 - Bro, the kinect is a great tool to better my xbox experience. …  [+] (1 new reply) 06/29/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #542956 - ghostninja (06/29/2013) [-]
great example is that mech game

such a fantastic game
#542951 - WTF. I PAID GOO- oh wait, i won that. 06/29/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#542947 - can you hook a ***** up with some specs? 06/29/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#542945 - it was lite i think.  [+] (2 new replies) 06/29/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #542946 - ghostninja (06/29/2013) [-]
that's why that shit ended
User avatar #542951 - theelderscrolls (06/29/2013) [-]
WTF. I PAID GOO- oh wait, i won that.
#542944 - you had me at kinect. im totally buying it now.  [+] (3 new replies) 06/29/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #542949 - ghostninja (06/29/2013) [-]
I can't tell if you're serious
User avatar #542953 - theelderscrolls (06/29/2013) [-]
Bro, the kinect is a great tool to better my xbox experience. I can totally see why devs. make you use it, because its just so good.
User avatar #542956 - ghostninja (06/29/2013) [-]
great example is that mech game

such a fantastic game
#542941 - What the **** happened to my ARMA 3 ALPHA? Its no…  [+] (5 new replies) 06/29/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #543107 - blarghagh (06/29/2013) [-]
it's beta now, you're hosed
User avatar #542942 - ghostninja (06/29/2013) [-]
did you buy the full thing or was it the lite?
User avatar #542945 - theelderscrolls (06/29/2013) [-]
it was lite i think.
User avatar #542946 - ghostninja (06/29/2013) [-]
that's why that shit ended
User avatar #542951 - theelderscrolls (06/29/2013) [-]
WTF. I PAID GOO- oh wait, i won that.
#542938 - Fuse is actually pretty bad, its game mechanic would be better… 06/29/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#542936 - Why are they charging more?  [+] (18 new replies) 06/29/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #542939 - ghostninja (06/29/2013) [-]
Do you think MS gives a shit about chargin more for weaker stuff

the average consumer will just say"oh hey look a new xbox i have 360 so i'll buy this" without any knowledge of anything else

it also comes with kinect
User avatar #542962 - fargone (06/29/2013) [-]
That's why. The Kinect is $100 I think.
User avatar #542965 - ghostninja (06/29/2013) [-]
i ratehr pay $100 less for better hardware

honestly
User avatar #542981 - syrenthra (06/29/2013) [-]
but the thing is that forced kinect will allow the industry to test more with motion control and push the limits
User avatar #542983 - ghostninja (06/29/2013) [-]
if they show it I'll belevie it
User avatar #542987 - syrenthra (06/29/2013) [-]
think about it, there were few games that took advantage of kinect last gen because so few people bought it because they didn't think it would be worth it because of few games. with microsoft breaking that cylce of "meh, no games won't buy" causing "no people buying, won't make use" it will give companies that reason to make use of the motion control and voice features
User avatar #543000 - ghostninja (06/29/2013) [-]
the kinect sold millions i'm surprised they didn't make much game

I sitll ratehr have better hardwae than motion controllers
User avatar #543112 - blarghagh (06/29/2013) [-]
I think the only reason people bought kinect was for the voice controls
User avatar #543137 - ghostninja (06/29/2013) [-]
but I rather spend half a sec flicking and clicking then 15 seconds hopeing it heard me
User avatar #543306 - awesomanium (06/29/2013) [-]
Everyone takes the piss out of it, but the voice recognition is great - I've never had any problems with it and it always hears correctly.
User avatar #543002 - syrenthra (06/29/2013) [-]
less than 5 million compared to the over like 15-20 million consoles sold, it is a small market
User avatar #543003 - ghostninja (06/29/2013) [-]
Well let's see if it does
User avatar #542976 - fargone (06/29/2013) [-]
Microsoft is making a lot of decisions that don't make sense. I'm looking forward to what happens.
User avatar #542979 - ghostninja (06/29/2013) [-]
It seems MS is rushing to get he product out
User avatar #542944 - theelderscrolls (06/29/2013) [-]
you had me at kinect. im totally buying it now.
User avatar #542949 - ghostninja (06/29/2013) [-]
I can't tell if you're serious
User avatar #542953 - theelderscrolls (06/29/2013) [-]
Bro, the kinect is a great tool to better my xbox experience. I can totally see why devs. make you use it, because its just so good.
User avatar #542956 - ghostninja (06/29/2013) [-]
great example is that mech game

such a fantastic game
#542151 - yeah....but...it wouldnt be based around building.... 06/29/2013 on Video Games Board - console... +1

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User avatar #13 - epicextreme (01/28/2013) [-]
do you have an xbox?
User avatar #14 to #13 - theelderscrolls (03/09/2013) [-]
yeah. TheAwesomeCouch.
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