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Age: 113
Steam Profile: TheAwesomeCouch
Consoles Owned: Gameboy,gameboy color,gameboy advanced,gameboy advanced sp,psp,sega genisis. PS1 PS2, xbox, xbox360,wii,nintedo 64,NES, Super NES,Gamecube. Soon to be PC.
Video Games Played: All of them
X-box Gamertag: TheAwesomeCouch
Interests: Stuff
Date Signed Up:2/09/2012
Last Login:4/15/2015
Location:TX
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#379551 - lol, wut? 03/17/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#379549 - jes.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/17/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #379620 - sonnyboii (03/17/2013) [-]
Goodman
#379545 - Turtle Beach X12 03/17/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#379544 - Im the only ******* person in the ************* …  [+] (44 new replies) 03/17/2013 on Video Games Board - console... +1
User avatar #379679 - lieothelion (03/18/2013) [-]
It was pretty bad to be honest.
User avatar #379597 - ferrettamer (03/17/2013) [-]
Eh, I didn't really like it. It felt really repetitive, at least the combat for non bosses did anyway.
User avatar #379579 - imnotkickthecat (03/17/2013) [-]
Darksouls is bad.
User avatar #379574 - sluge (03/17/2013) [-]
No.
It's a pretty swell game though. Why don't you like it?
User avatar #379580 - theelderscrolls (03/17/2013) [-]
Controls. Gameplay. Bugs. YOU DIED.




Boss fights were cool.
#379585 - sluge (03/17/2013) [-]
Controls are just general controls I would've thought.
Gameplay is constant and unless you're into hardcore gaming like this is, then I can understand why you'd not like it.
Bugs get fixed eventually.

Seems like a good list.
User avatar #379584 - theelderscrolls (03/17/2013) [-]
Oh yeah. The combat system was utter shit imo.
User avatar #379596 - kyrozor (03/17/2013) [-]
Here's a list of games, of Which Dark Souls has better combat
Skyrim
Oblivion
Dragon Age
Dragon Age 2
Lord of The Ring Conquest
The Witcher 2
Dishonored
Brutal Legend
User avatar #379599 - ferrettamer (03/17/2013) [-]
You know, opinions and such?
User avatar #379601 - kyrozor (03/17/2013) [-]
Opinions for the most part yeah, but some of those games are literally just Health = GG
User avatar #379604 - ferrettamer (03/17/2013) [-]
The only one that I've played that I would disagree with you would be Dishonored
User avatar #379611 - kyrozor (03/17/2013) [-]
I never finished Dishonored, every fight I got in ended the same way, either I riposite everything and win, or I go to riposite someone and instead of swinging, they shoot me point blank.

Was pretty good, but not very fun, as when you assassinate someone it's literally *stab* and dead, there's barely even an animation for it.
User avatar #379607 - sluge (03/17/2013) [-]
Depending on how you played the game.
User avatar #379598 - sluge (03/17/2013) [-]
AKA all relatively good RPGs
User avatar #379587 - sluge (03/17/2013) [-]
Combat system is also of a high-standard too.
It's relatively realistic for what it is.
User avatar #379588 - theelderscrolls (03/17/2013) [-]
If you do not block you are fucked. The combat system is based off of blocking.
User avatar #379591 - averagewhitekid (03/17/2013) [-]
Thats very very very very false
There are entire playstyles made just for dodging, high stamina and quick damage
#379590 - sluge (03/17/2013) [-]
Rolling too.
Well in that situation you're not going to let a fucking Demon 10 times your height hit you with a mace the same size as the Demon are you?
So what the fuck do you do?
Roll or block.
#379569 - averagewhitekid (03/17/2013) [-]
I'm pretty sure i'm the only person on this board who hates Journey
User avatar #379625 - Gonnafly (03/18/2013) [-]
I'm probably not the only person who hate Flower
#379615 - funkyspot (03/17/2013) [-]







that game is a work of art and a masterpiece
#379618 - averagewhitekid (03/17/2013) [-]
good for people who like arty video games
i haven't ever been one for those, nor will I ever
#379619 - funkyspot (03/17/2013) [-]
This image has expired
you're dead to me I respect your opinion brah
#379623 - averagewhitekid (03/17/2013) [-]
I have a simple equation to measure this
(amount of fun playing game x time played) - (bugs+rage from bugs x shitty story)
#379624 - funkyspot (03/18/2013) [-]
I think that 'time played' is really only relevant to the game in question, but whatever, to each his own, nigga
#379636 - averagewhitekid (03/18/2013) [-]
That's probably why the only game i rated god tier was Fallout 3
User avatar #379571 - theelderscrolls (03/17/2013) [-]
I hate Halo.
User avatar #379576 - averagewhitekid (03/17/2013) [-]
I can agree with that to an extent
ODST and Reach were not that great, but they were good
Halo 4 was shit
User avatar #379603 - yeorgh (03/17/2013) [-]
Halo 2 is best Halo.
User avatar #379610 - ferrettamer (03/17/2013) [-]
CE Anniversary is best Halo huehuehue
User avatar #379608 - averagewhitekid (03/17/2013) [-]
That and Halo 3
spent more time on 3 than 2
User avatar #379560 - herecomesjohnny (03/17/2013) [-]
game itself is fine but the pc port is just plain botched
User avatar #379564 - theelderscrolls (03/17/2013) [-]
I played it on sexbox.
User avatar #379555 - rplix (03/17/2013) [-]
I hate it because I don't have a controller to play it properly.
User avatar #379550 - kyrozor (03/17/2013) [-]
I hate LoZ but I don't make posts dedicated to it.
User avatar #379553 - theelderscrolls (03/17/2013) [-]
Dude, all i see on this board is Dark Souls. I bought it. Played for 22 hours. Gave it to ghostninja.
User avatar #379581 - kyrozor (03/17/2013) [-]
That's great.
#379586 - theelderscrolls (03/17/2013) [-]
User avatar #379593 - kyrozor (03/17/2013) [-]
A little of both, I'll be honest.

I don't really care whether you like it or don't, and I'm not going to be all "WHY DON'T YOU LIKE IT!? IT'S GOOD" Because that's what I got for giving Dishonored some shit.
User avatar #379548 - Timmietim (03/17/2013) [-]
neivis
User avatar #379551 - theelderscrolls (03/17/2013) [-]
lol, wut?
User avatar #379546 - sonnyboii (03/17/2013) [-]
Oblivion best elder scrolls?
User avatar #379549 - theelderscrolls (03/17/2013) [-]
jes.
User avatar #379620 - sonnyboii (03/17/2013) [-]
Goodman
#379474 - where did you get it?  [+] (1 new reply) 03/17/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #379478 - averagewhitekid (03/17/2013) [-]
My local TigerDirect ♥
which is a very very underrated computer store
#379470 - i used tht mother ****** in my last build. faster than … 03/17/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#379467 - Dude, thats like a 400 card.  [+] (4 new replies) 03/17/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #379473 - averagewhitekid (03/17/2013) [-]
And it wasn't getting bottlenecked with a $120 FX 4170
so
not like its that insane to believe
User avatar #379471 - averagewhitekid (03/17/2013) [-]
279.99
User avatar #379474 - theelderscrolls (03/17/2013) [-]
where did you get it?
User avatar #379478 - averagewhitekid (03/17/2013) [-]
My local TigerDirect ♥
which is a very very underrated computer store
#379463 - http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E1681911328…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/17/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #379465 - averagewhitekid (03/17/2013) [-]
Well, shit
That is a big price jump though
User avatar #379470 - theelderscrolls (03/17/2013) [-]
i used tht mother fucker in my last build. faster than usain bolt with a stolen VCR. They dot even make vcr`s any more.
#379458 - how is that not what you are looking for? i have one more idea  [+] (6 new replies) 03/17/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #379464 - averagewhitekid (03/17/2013) [-]
looking for a really good quad core CPU that would support a Radeon 7950 and give me solid performance on vidya games
User avatar #379467 - theelderscrolls (03/17/2013) [-]
Dude, thats like a 400 card.
User avatar #379473 - averagewhitekid (03/17/2013) [-]
And it wasn't getting bottlenecked with a $120 FX 4170
so
not like its that insane to believe
User avatar #379471 - averagewhitekid (03/17/2013) [-]
279.99
User avatar #379474 - theelderscrolls (03/17/2013) [-]
where did you get it?
User avatar #379478 - averagewhitekid (03/17/2013) [-]
My local TigerDirect ♥
which is a very very underrated computer store
#379456 - where can i get that?  [+] (3 new replies) 03/17/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #380298 - Noah (03/18/2013) [-]
Get what?
The wallpaper?
User avatar #380419 - theelderscrolls (03/18/2013) [-]
yeah.
#380489 - Noah (03/18/2013) [-]
Here you go.
#379452 - http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16819103871  [+] (11 new replies) 03/17/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #379455 - averagewhitekid (03/17/2013) [-]
Eh, it aint what i'm looking for
Thanks anyways though
User avatar #379463 - theelderscrolls (03/17/2013) [-]
http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16819113284

this is the one i use to use.
User avatar #379465 - averagewhitekid (03/17/2013) [-]
Well, shit
That is a big price jump though
User avatar #379470 - theelderscrolls (03/17/2013) [-]
i used tht mother fucker in my last build. faster than usain bolt with a stolen VCR. They dot even make vcr`s any more.
User avatar #379458 - theelderscrolls (03/17/2013) [-]
how is that not what you are looking for? i have one more idea
User avatar #379464 - averagewhitekid (03/17/2013) [-]
looking for a really good quad core CPU that would support a Radeon 7950 and give me solid performance on vidya games
User avatar #379467 - theelderscrolls (03/17/2013) [-]
Dude, thats like a 400 card.
User avatar #379473 - averagewhitekid (03/17/2013) [-]
And it wasn't getting bottlenecked with a $120 FX 4170
so
not like its that insane to believe
User avatar #379471 - averagewhitekid (03/17/2013) [-]
279.99
User avatar #379474 - theelderscrolls (03/17/2013) [-]
where did you get it?
User avatar #379478 - averagewhitekid (03/17/2013) [-]
My local TigerDirect ♥
which is a very very underrated computer store
#379447 - oooooooooooooooooooooooooo i know. i ordered dis bitch. 03/17/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#377659 - Bro, i constantly feel like i could do better with it. 03/16/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#377640 - Got some parts on order. Worst feeling ever.  [+] (3 new replies) 03/16/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #377680 - fargone (03/16/2013) [-]
I read 'Got some pants on order.'

I assumed you meant they were too small or something.
User avatar #377655 - Timmietim (03/16/2013) [-]
Not having monies is worse
User avatar #377659 - theelderscrolls (03/16/2013) [-]
Bro, i constantly feel like i could do better with it.
#377559 - Guitar Hero: World Tour 03/16/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#377555 - Rockband 2 has a ******* awesome soundtrack.  [+] (3 new replies) 03/16/2013 on Video Games Board - console... +1
#377560 - sergejkarkarov (03/16/2013) [-]
User avatar #377556 - ghostninja (03/16/2013) [-]
thats cheating
User avatar #377559 - theelderscrolls (03/16/2013) [-]
Guitar Hero: World Tour
#129 - What the **** did you just ******* say about me,…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/16/2013 on Every time -2
#132 - darthblam (03/16/2013) [-]
#128 - Comment deleted 03/16/2013 on Every time 0
#124 - What in Davy Jones' locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy b…  [+] (4 new replies) 03/16/2013 on Every time -2
#126 - seiken (03/16/2013) [-]
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch. I’ll have you know my name is John, and I woke up this morning 5:30 sharp to the smell of wet pussy. I was getting a blowjob from two bitches (Shit was SO Cash), one was trying to fit my humongous 3 pound balls in her mouth while the other was choking halfway on my 18 and 3\8 inch dick. She started to squirt hard, she was convulsing and having 6 orgasms at the same time. I gave it to them and they were on the floor squirting like motherfucking fountains. Must have come about a quart of sperm and compressed air. Imagine your best orgasm, then multiply it by 35. I had to go to base camp so I front-flipped from my 14th floor barracks into my valet parked 2012 Ferrari (I got connexions). Pushed my shit to about 4 hundo (mph, mind you) and I was at base camp in no time. When I entered, I became a top sniper and was granted access to the entire arsenal of the USMC. I learned how to kill someone in over 700 different ways and was assigned to be the leader of a squad that will kill 300 terrorists using gorilla warfare tactics. Also did 6000 push-ups, 8000 sit-ups and bench-pressed 30 plates in 16 minutes. After basic training, I met a network of secret spies who will help me trace your IP address, while eating gold plated sushi and 15,000 $ champagne. My unit got the rest of the day off and I became captain of our base’s football team and starter of the basketball team. I got straight A’s on the military entrance exams and received more awards. Meanwhile, you were jacking off to pictures on Facebook and naked drawn Japanese people. Went back in the Lambo to my barracks and now I am getting ready to go to sleep. I am going to graduate at the top of my class in the Navy Seals tomorrow and I want to look pretty much perfect for it. Don’t be a stranger and remember, I did more in one day than you will your entire life.
User avatar #129 - theelderscrolls (03/16/2013) [-]
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little tone policer? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in social justice, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Reddit, and I have over 300 confirmed url changes. I am trained in privilege checking and I’m the top doxxer in the entire SJ sphere. You are nothing to me but just another neckbeard. I will wipe you the fuck out with whininess the likes of which has never been seen before on this site, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with oppressing me over the Internet? Think again, Nazi. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of shut-ins across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, whitey. The storm that wipes out the bougie little thing you call your internet reputation. You’re fucking dead, radscum. I can find microaggressions anywhere, anytime, and I can complain about you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my receipts. Not only am I extensively trained in deflection, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the anime and Nicki Minaj gif collection and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable grayface off the dash of FunnyJunk, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking mouse. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn cisfuck. I will shit poorly written complaints all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, anon.
#132 - darthblam (03/16/2013) [-]
#128 - theelderscrolls has deleted their comment.
#34 - Well my dad was and Abusive alcoholic who beat my brother and … 03/16/2013 on seems legit +3
#118 - Woah there princess, you dun goffed. Do you want to ******…  [+] (6 new replies) 03/16/2013 on Every time -1
#122 - seiken (03/16/2013) [-]
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Qaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in guerrilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
User avatar #124 - theelderscrolls (03/16/2013) [-]
What in Davy Jones' locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I'll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I've led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o' swag. I'll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o' pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o' monsoon that'll wipe ye off the map. You're sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o'er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o' the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I'll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o' the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn't, ye didn't, and now ye'll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I'll shit fury all over ye and ye'll drown in the depths o' it. You're fish food now
#126 - seiken (03/16/2013) [-]
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch. I’ll have you know my name is John, and I woke up this morning 5:30 sharp to the smell of wet pussy. I was getting a blowjob from two bitches (Shit was SO Cash), one was trying to fit my humongous 3 pound balls in her mouth while the other was choking halfway on my 18 and 3\8 inch dick. She started to squirt hard, she was convulsing and having 6 orgasms at the same time. I gave it to them and they were on the floor squirting like motherfucking fountains. Must have come about a quart of sperm and compressed air. Imagine your best orgasm, then multiply it by 35. I had to go to base camp so I front-flipped from my 14th floor barracks into my valet parked 2012 Ferrari (I got connexions). Pushed my shit to about 4 hundo (mph, mind you) and I was at base camp in no time. When I entered, I became a top sniper and was granted access to the entire arsenal of the USMC. I learned how to kill someone in over 700 different ways and was assigned to be the leader of a squad that will kill 300 terrorists using gorilla warfare tactics. Also did 6000 push-ups, 8000 sit-ups and bench-pressed 30 plates in 16 minutes. After basic training, I met a network of secret spies who will help me trace your IP address, while eating gold plated sushi and 15,000 $ champagne. My unit got the rest of the day off and I became captain of our base’s football team and starter of the basketball team. I got straight A’s on the military entrance exams and received more awards. Meanwhile, you were jacking off to pictures on Facebook and naked drawn Japanese people. Went back in the Lambo to my barracks and now I am getting ready to go to sleep. I am going to graduate at the top of my class in the Navy Seals tomorrow and I want to look pretty much perfect for it. Don’t be a stranger and remember, I did more in one day than you will your entire life.
User avatar #129 - theelderscrolls (03/16/2013) [-]
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little tone policer? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in social justice, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Reddit, and I have over 300 confirmed url changes. I am trained in privilege checking and I’m the top doxxer in the entire SJ sphere. You are nothing to me but just another neckbeard. I will wipe you the fuck out with whininess the likes of which has never been seen before on this site, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with oppressing me over the Internet? Think again, Nazi. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of shut-ins across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, whitey. The storm that wipes out the bougie little thing you call your internet reputation. You’re fucking dead, radscum. I can find microaggressions anywhere, anytime, and I can complain about you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my receipts. Not only am I extensively trained in deflection, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the anime and Nicki Minaj gif collection and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable grayface off the dash of FunnyJunk, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking mouse. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn cisfuck. I will shit poorly written complaints all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, anon.
#132 - darthblam (03/16/2013) [-]
#128 - theelderscrolls has deleted their comment.
#111 - meh. i dont really care. i just like winning internet battles.  [+] (8 new replies) 03/16/2013 on Every time -1
#113 - seiken (03/16/2013) [-]
#118 - theelderscrolls (03/16/2013) [-]
Woah there princess, you dun goffed. Do you want to fucking go? Who the actual fuck do think you are? You come to my website, post cancerous material, and insult me. Nope. I am not having it. Im coming after you, little bitch. You have no idea the connections i have. Im already locating your IP and soon, you will be charged with possession of CP. Thats right fucker. Do you know what they do to pedophiles in prison? They anal rape them. A a lot. Get your shit together tyrone, because you are going to be gone for a very long time.
#122 - seiken (03/16/2013) [-]
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Qaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in guerrilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
User avatar #124 - theelderscrolls (03/16/2013) [-]
What in Davy Jones' locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I'll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I've led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o' swag. I'll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o' pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o' monsoon that'll wipe ye off the map. You're sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o'er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o' the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I'll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o' the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn't, ye didn't, and now ye'll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I'll shit fury all over ye and ye'll drown in the depths o' it. You're fish food now
#126 - seiken (03/16/2013) [-]
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch. I’ll have you know my name is John, and I woke up this morning 5:30 sharp to the smell of wet pussy. I was getting a blowjob from two bitches (Shit was SO Cash), one was trying to fit my humongous 3 pound balls in her mouth while the other was choking halfway on my 18 and 3\8 inch dick. She started to squirt hard, she was convulsing and having 6 orgasms at the same time. I gave it to them and they were on the floor squirting like motherfucking fountains. Must have come about a quart of sperm and compressed air. Imagine your best orgasm, then multiply it by 35. I had to go to base camp so I front-flipped from my 14th floor barracks into my valet parked 2012 Ferrari (I got connexions). Pushed my shit to about 4 hundo (mph, mind you) and I was at base camp in no time. When I entered, I became a top sniper and was granted access to the entire arsenal of the USMC. I learned how to kill someone in over 700 different ways and was assigned to be the leader of a squad that will kill 300 terrorists using gorilla warfare tactics. Also did 6000 push-ups, 8000 sit-ups and bench-pressed 30 plates in 16 minutes. After basic training, I met a network of secret spies who will help me trace your IP address, while eating gold plated sushi and 15,000 $ champagne. My unit got the rest of the day off and I became captain of our base’s football team and starter of the basketball team. I got straight A’s on the military entrance exams and received more awards. Meanwhile, you were jacking off to pictures on Facebook and naked drawn Japanese people. Went back in the Lambo to my barracks and now I am getting ready to go to sleep. I am going to graduate at the top of my class in the Navy Seals tomorrow and I want to look pretty much perfect for it. Don’t be a stranger and remember, I did more in one day than you will your entire life.
User avatar #129 - theelderscrolls (03/16/2013) [-]
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little tone policer? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in social justice, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Reddit, and I have over 300 confirmed url changes. I am trained in privilege checking and I’m the top doxxer in the entire SJ sphere. You are nothing to me but just another neckbeard. I will wipe you the fuck out with whininess the likes of which has never been seen before on this site, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with oppressing me over the Internet? Think again, Nazi. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of shut-ins across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, whitey. The storm that wipes out the bougie little thing you call your internet reputation. You’re fucking dead, radscum. I can find microaggressions anywhere, anytime, and I can complain about you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my receipts. Not only am I extensively trained in deflection, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the anime and Nicki Minaj gif collection and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable grayface off the dash of FunnyJunk, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking mouse. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn cisfuck. I will shit poorly written complaints all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, anon.
#132 - darthblam (03/16/2013) [-]
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#106 - Are you retarded? it is not the grammar, its the meme. Wrong meme.  [+] (10 new replies) 03/16/2013 on Every time -1
User avatar #109 - seiken (03/16/2013) [-]
Apparently. Once again, please forgive me. I did not mean to upset the internet gods by using the wrong picture on a website.
User avatar #111 - theelderscrolls (03/16/2013) [-]
meh. i dont really care. i just like winning internet battles.
#113 - seiken (03/16/2013) [-]
#118 - theelderscrolls (03/16/2013) [-]
Woah there princess, you dun goffed. Do you want to fucking go? Who the actual fuck do think you are? You come to my website, post cancerous material, and insult me. Nope. I am not having it. Im coming after you, little bitch. You have no idea the connections i have. Im already locating your IP and soon, you will be charged with possession of CP. Thats right fucker. Do you know what they do to pedophiles in prison? They anal rape them. A a lot. Get your shit together tyrone, because you are going to be gone for a very long time.
#122 - seiken (03/16/2013) [-]
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Qaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in guerrilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
User avatar #124 - theelderscrolls (03/16/2013) [-]
What in Davy Jones' locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I'll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I've led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o' swag. I'll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o' pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o' monsoon that'll wipe ye off the map. You're sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o'er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o' the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I'll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o' the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn't, ye didn't, and now ye'll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I'll shit fury all over ye and ye'll drown in the depths o' it. You're fish food now
#126 - seiken (03/16/2013) [-]
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch. I’ll have you know my name is John, and I woke up this morning 5:30 sharp to the smell of wet pussy. I was getting a blowjob from two bitches (Shit was SO Cash), one was trying to fit my humongous 3 pound balls in her mouth while the other was choking halfway on my 18 and 3\8 inch dick. She started to squirt hard, she was convulsing and having 6 orgasms at the same time. I gave it to them and they were on the floor squirting like motherfucking fountains. Must have come about a quart of sperm and compressed air. Imagine your best orgasm, then multiply it by 35. I had to go to base camp so I front-flipped from my 14th floor barracks into my valet parked 2012 Ferrari (I got connexions). Pushed my shit to about 4 hundo (mph, mind you) and I was at base camp in no time. When I entered, I became a top sniper and was granted access to the entire arsenal of the USMC. I learned how to kill someone in over 700 different ways and was assigned to be the leader of a squad that will kill 300 terrorists using gorilla warfare tactics. Also did 6000 push-ups, 8000 sit-ups and bench-pressed 30 plates in 16 minutes. After basic training, I met a network of secret spies who will help me trace your IP address, while eating gold plated sushi and 15,000 $ champagne. My unit got the rest of the day off and I became captain of our base’s football team and starter of the basketball team. I got straight A’s on the military entrance exams and received more awards. Meanwhile, you were jacking off to pictures on Facebook and naked drawn Japanese people. Went back in the Lambo to my barracks and now I am getting ready to go to sleep. I am going to graduate at the top of my class in the Navy Seals tomorrow and I want to look pretty much perfect for it. Don’t be a stranger and remember, I did more in one day than you will your entire life.
User avatar #129 - theelderscrolls (03/16/2013) [-]
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little tone policer? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in social justice, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Reddit, and I have over 300 confirmed url changes. I am trained in privilege checking and I’m the top doxxer in the entire SJ sphere. You are nothing to me but just another neckbeard. I will wipe you the fuck out with whininess the likes of which has never been seen before on this site, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with oppressing me over the Internet? Think again, Nazi. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of shut-ins across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, whitey. The storm that wipes out the bougie little thing you call your internet reputation. You’re fucking dead, radscum. I can find microaggressions anywhere, anytime, and I can complain about you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my receipts. Not only am I extensively trained in deflection, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the anime and Nicki Minaj gif collection and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable grayface off the dash of FunnyJunk, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking mouse. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn cisfuck. I will shit poorly written complaints all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, anon.
#132 - darthblam (03/16/2013) [-]
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#377414 - its actually more like 600. The cards are 100 a piece but i go…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/16/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #377421 - ghostninja (03/16/2013) [-]
oh well shit
#377348 - because i already have them and theyre discontinued. 03/16/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
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User avatar #13 - epicextreme ONLINE (01/28/2013) [-]
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User avatar #14 to #13 - theelderscrolls (03/09/2013) [-]
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