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Consoles Owned: Gameboy,gameboy color,gameboy advanced,gameboy advanced sp,psp,sega genisis. PS1 PS2, xbox, xbox360,wii,nintedo 64,NES, Super NES,Gamecube. Soon to be PC.
Video Games Played: All of them
X-box Gamertag: TheAwesomeCouch
Interests: Stuff
Date Signed Up:2/09/2012
Last Login:5/23/2014
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#238 - Yep. Normal. Im not judging him one bit.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/19/2013 on I like this person -2
#259 - snakefire (03/19/2013) [-]
I think that guy was legitimately autistic

or worse...
#59 - Have you ever actually had one? One of the nastiest drinks iv … 03/19/2013 on Idiot +1
#555 - the thing is, they dont. Thats why they are pan  [+] (1 new reply) 03/19/2013 on Sexuality flags +1
User avatar #562 - srapture (03/19/2013) [-]
Hmmm... I don't know about that. That seems like "Mum, whose picture do you like better? Mine of Billy's?" "Oh, stop it Crixus. I like both of them just the same :)"... That kind of thing.
#550 - Because people who like Men and Women categorize them as MAN …  [+] (3 new replies) 03/19/2013 on Sexuality flags +1
User avatar #553 - srapture (03/19/2013) [-]
Well, maybe it terms of faces, but they must have some kind of preference with the rest of 'em.
User avatar #555 - theelderscrolls (03/19/2013) [-]
the thing is, they dont. Thats why they are pan
User avatar #562 - srapture (03/19/2013) [-]
Hmmm... I don't know about that. That seems like "Mum, whose picture do you like better? Mine of Billy's?" "Oh, stop it Crixus. I like both of them just the same :)"... That kind of thing.
#548 - Pan-sexuals do not care if you are a guy or a girl. They see n…  [+] (8 new replies) 03/19/2013 on Sexuality flags 0
User avatar #574 - imofcnotharveydent (03/19/2013) [-]
maybe they like things that fall in between like traps and stuff?
User avatar #549 - srapture (03/19/2013) [-]
How is that different to bisexuals?
User avatar #552 - theverylonghorn (03/19/2013) [-]
What the theelderscrolls said
Also, pansexuals would be attracted to trannies as well, where as bisexuals might not be
User avatar #554 - srapture (03/19/2013) [-]
Ah, that makes sense.
User avatar #550 - theelderscrolls (03/19/2013) [-]
Because people who like Men and Women categorize them as MAN and WOMAN. Pansexuals just see HUMAN.
User avatar #553 - srapture (03/19/2013) [-]
Well, maybe it terms of faces, but they must have some kind of preference with the rest of 'em.
User avatar #555 - theelderscrolls (03/19/2013) [-]
the thing is, they dont. Thats why they are pan
User avatar #562 - srapture (03/19/2013) [-]
Hmmm... I don't know about that. That seems like "Mum, whose picture do you like better? Mine of Billy's?" "Oh, stop it Crixus. I like both of them just the same :)"... That kind of thing.
#381196 - Alright bro. I need to know what you want out of your pc. spec…  [+] (8 new replies) 03/19/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #381346 - cycloneclone (03/19/2013) [-]
Well first of all I want it to be a good gaming pc, obviously. But I also want it to be able to most of my school work (I'm in high school) and general usage. Games I would most want to play on ultra would probably be GTA and Skyrim. My absolute max I want to spend would be $775. I already have a copy of Windows on my jump drive.
User avatar #381380 - theelderscrolls (03/19/2013) [-]
Alright. I think we can work something out. Do you have a stand point between AMD and Intel?
User avatar #381385 - cycloneclone (03/19/2013) [-]
No opinion. Is one more expensive than the other?
User avatar #381392 - theelderscrolls (03/19/2013) [-]
Yes. Intel is a lot more expensive. I used AMD in both of my builds.
User avatar #381396 - cycloneclone (03/19/2013) [-]
I would prefer AMD as long as it wasn't dramatically worse than Intel.
User avatar #381401 - theelderscrolls (03/19/2013) [-]
It is just as good. Alright. Ima get to building.
User avatar #381405 - cycloneclone (03/19/2013) [-]
Sounds good. I really appreciate you helping me with this.
User avatar #381407 - theelderscrolls (03/19/2013) [-]
No probs.
#380842 - ill help ya.  [+] (10 new replies) 03/19/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #380937 - cycloneclone (03/19/2013) [-]
Great. I really need help because I really have no idea what parts are good from bad and top performance, etc.
User avatar #381196 - theelderscrolls (03/19/2013) [-]
Alright bro. I need to know what you want out of your pc. specifically. What games you want on ultra. And EXACTLY how much muny you have to spend.
User avatar #381346 - cycloneclone (03/19/2013) [-]
Well first of all I want it to be a good gaming pc, obviously. But I also want it to be able to most of my school work (I'm in high school) and general usage. Games I would most want to play on ultra would probably be GTA and Skyrim. My absolute max I want to spend would be $775. I already have a copy of Windows on my jump drive.
User avatar #381380 - theelderscrolls (03/19/2013) [-]
Alright. I think we can work something out. Do you have a stand point between AMD and Intel?
User avatar #381385 - cycloneclone (03/19/2013) [-]
No opinion. Is one more expensive than the other?
User avatar #381392 - theelderscrolls (03/19/2013) [-]
Yes. Intel is a lot more expensive. I used AMD in both of my builds.
User avatar #381396 - cycloneclone (03/19/2013) [-]
I would prefer AMD as long as it wasn't dramatically worse than Intel.
User avatar #381401 - theelderscrolls (03/19/2013) [-]
It is just as good. Alright. Ima get to building.
User avatar #381405 - cycloneclone (03/19/2013) [-]
Sounds good. I really appreciate you helping me with this.
User avatar #381407 - theelderscrolls (03/19/2013) [-]
No probs.
#380820 - >Photoshop  [+] (1 new reply) 03/19/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #380822 - elmilius (03/19/2013) [-]
>>Photoshop
#380783 - how?  [+] (2 new replies) 03/19/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #380793 - alexanderburns (03/19/2013) [-]
Fuck if I know
With a sandwich adapter.
User avatar #380800 - alexanderburns (03/19/2013) [-]
#380769 - Honestly, you should just sell it for 50$.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/19/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #380780 - ghostninja (03/19/2013) [-]
that's true BUT i do use it A LOT
#380767 - Infinity Blade 2. 03/19/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#380757 - I know this isnt the right board but it isnt the wrong one eit…  [+] (8 new replies) 03/19/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #380821 - captainrattrap (03/19/2013) [-]
I use an app called picsart on my Galaxy s to compile them, then I just upload it through my phone's web browser. It's pretty easy.
User avatar #380818 - elmilius (03/19/2013) [-]
>take pics
>send to computer
>photoshop into compilation
>upload to pornhub Funnyjunk
User avatar #380820 - theelderscrolls (03/19/2013) [-]
>Photoshop
User avatar #380822 - elmilius (03/19/2013) [-]
>>Photoshop
User avatar #380782 - alexanderburns (03/19/2013) [-]
An iphone.
User avatar #380783 - theelderscrolls (03/19/2013) [-]
how?
User avatar #380793 - alexanderburns (03/19/2013) [-]
Fuck if I know
With a sandwich adapter.
User avatar #380800 - alexanderburns (03/19/2013) [-]
#26 - And now youre bitching about people bitching about people who …  [+] (3 new replies) 03/18/2013 on Facebook +2
#49 - nightgrinder (03/19/2013) [-]
#45 - atkissonbr (03/19/2013) [-]
now your bitching about people bitching about people that bitch about people who bitch on Facebook about people who bitch, and i am currently bitching about it

i swear to god, this is an endless bitch cycle of bitching
User avatar #28 - fuzzyballs (03/18/2013) [-]
I pointed myself out, so does yours even count?
#24 - I have finally figured it out. Everyone on this site is a …  [+] (11 new replies) 03/18/2013 on Facebook +20
User avatar #32 - errdayimfjing (03/18/2013) [-]
the thing is that people who actually do work on OC aren't able to reach front page because of reposts like these
#29 - jtjas (03/18/2013) [-]
I am just going to place this right here
#46 - ihaveakeyboard (03/19/2013) [-]
because fuck you thats why
User avatar #50 - theghostrider (03/19/2013) [-]
Bitchception?

sorry, had to do it.
User avatar #25 - fuzzyballs (03/18/2013) [-]
and now you're bitching about people bitching, you're not the first person to do that
and I'm not the first person to point this out

deal with it retard
User avatar #27 - cumsinbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
Bitchception
User avatar #44 - atkissonbr (03/18/2013) [-]
god damn you beat me to it

thumb for you
#26 - theelderscrolls (03/18/2013) [-]
And now youre bitching about people bitching about people who are bitching.


Im not the first person do point this out.


Deal with it, person who didnt have the burden of too much schooling.
#49 - nightgrinder (03/19/2013) [-]
#45 - atkissonbr (03/19/2013) [-]
now your bitching about people bitching about people that bitch about people who bitch on Facebook about people who bitch, and i am currently bitching about it

i swear to god, this is an endless bitch cycle of bitching
User avatar #28 - fuzzyballs (03/18/2013) [-]
I pointed myself out, so does yours even count?
#380419 - yeah.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/18/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#380489 - Noah (03/18/2013) [-]
Here you go.
#379588 - If you do not block you are ****** . The combat sy…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/17/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #379591 - averagewhitekid (03/17/2013) [-]
Thats very very very very false
There are entire playstyles made just for dodging, high stamina and quick damage
#379590 - sluge (03/17/2013) [-]
Rolling too.
Well in that situation you're not going to let a fucking Demon 10 times your height hit you with a mace the same size as the Demon are you?
So what the fuck do you do?
Roll or block.
#379586 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 03/17/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #379593 - kyrozor (03/17/2013) [-]
A little of both, I'll be honest.

I don't really care whether you like it or don't, and I'm not going to be all "WHY DON'T YOU LIKE IT!? IT'S GOOD" Because that's what I got for giving Dishonored some shit.
#379584 - Oh yeah. The combat system was utter **** imo.  [+] (11 new replies) 03/17/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #379596 - kyrozor (03/17/2013) [-]
Here's a list of games, of Which Dark Souls has better combat
Skyrim
Oblivion
Dragon Age
Dragon Age 2
Lord of The Ring Conquest
The Witcher 2
Dishonored
Brutal Legend
User avatar #379599 - ferrettamer (03/17/2013) [-]
You know, opinions and such?
User avatar #379601 - kyrozor (03/17/2013) [-]
Opinions for the most part yeah, but some of those games are literally just Health = GG
User avatar #379604 - ferrettamer (03/17/2013) [-]
The only one that I've played that I would disagree with you would be Dishonored
User avatar #379611 - kyrozor (03/17/2013) [-]
I never finished Dishonored, every fight I got in ended the same way, either I riposite everything and win, or I go to riposite someone and instead of swinging, they shoot me point blank.

Was pretty good, but not very fun, as when you assassinate someone it's literally *stab* and dead, there's barely even an animation for it.
User avatar #379607 - sluge (03/17/2013) [-]
Depending on how you played the game.
User avatar #379598 - sluge (03/17/2013) [-]
AKA all relatively good RPGs
User avatar #379587 - sluge (03/17/2013) [-]
Combat system is also of a high-standard too.
It's relatively realistic for what it is.
User avatar #379588 - theelderscrolls (03/17/2013) [-]
If you do not block you are fucked. The combat system is based off of blocking.
User avatar #379591 - averagewhitekid (03/17/2013) [-]
Thats very very very very false
There are entire playstyles made just for dodging, high stamina and quick damage
#379590 - sluge (03/17/2013) [-]
Rolling too.
Well in that situation you're not going to let a fucking Demon 10 times your height hit you with a mace the same size as the Demon are you?
So what the fuck do you do?
Roll or block.
#379580 - Controls. Gameplay. Bugs. YOU DIED. B…  [+] (13 new replies) 03/17/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#379585 - sluge (03/17/2013) [-]
Controls are just general controls I would've thought.
Gameplay is constant and unless you're into hardcore gaming like this is, then I can understand why you'd not like it.
Bugs get fixed eventually.

Seems like a good list.
User avatar #379584 - theelderscrolls (03/17/2013) [-]
Oh yeah. The combat system was utter shit imo.
User avatar #379596 - kyrozor (03/17/2013) [-]
Here's a list of games, of Which Dark Souls has better combat
Skyrim
Oblivion
Dragon Age
Dragon Age 2
Lord of The Ring Conquest
The Witcher 2
Dishonored
Brutal Legend
User avatar #379599 - ferrettamer (03/17/2013) [-]
You know, opinions and such?
User avatar #379601 - kyrozor (03/17/2013) [-]
Opinions for the most part yeah, but some of those games are literally just Health = GG
User avatar #379604 - ferrettamer (03/17/2013) [-]
The only one that I've played that I would disagree with you would be Dishonored
User avatar #379611 - kyrozor (03/17/2013) [-]
I never finished Dishonored, every fight I got in ended the same way, either I riposite everything and win, or I go to riposite someone and instead of swinging, they shoot me point blank.

Was pretty good, but not very fun, as when you assassinate someone it's literally *stab* and dead, there's barely even an animation for it.
User avatar #379607 - sluge (03/17/2013) [-]
Depending on how you played the game.
User avatar #379598 - sluge (03/17/2013) [-]
AKA all relatively good RPGs
User avatar #379587 - sluge (03/17/2013) [-]
Combat system is also of a high-standard too.
It's relatively realistic for what it is.
User avatar #379588 - theelderscrolls (03/17/2013) [-]
If you do not block you are fucked. The combat system is based off of blocking.
User avatar #379591 - averagewhitekid (03/17/2013) [-]
Thats very very very very false
There are entire playstyles made just for dodging, high stamina and quick damage
#379590 - sluge (03/17/2013) [-]
Rolling too.
Well in that situation you're not going to let a fucking Demon 10 times your height hit you with a mace the same size as the Demon are you?
So what the fuck do you do?
Roll or block.
#379571 - I hate Halo.  [+] (4 new replies) 03/17/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #379576 - averagewhitekid (03/17/2013) [-]
I can agree with that to an extent
ODST and Reach were not that great, but they were good
Halo 4 was shit
User avatar #379603 - yeorgh (03/17/2013) [-]
Halo 2 is best Halo.
User avatar #379610 - ferrettamer (03/17/2013) [-]
CE Anniversary is best Halo huehuehue
User avatar #379608 - averagewhitekid (03/17/2013) [-]
That and Halo 3
spent more time on 3 than 2
#379565 - Can i have it then?  [+] (1 new reply) 03/17/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #379606 - hargleblarg (03/17/2013) [-]
Well it's already on my library, I can't trade it once it's there...
#379564 - I played it on sexbox. 03/17/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#379553 - Dude, all i see on this board is Dark Souls. I bought it. Play…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/17/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #379581 - kyrozor (03/17/2013) [-]
That's great.
#379586 - theelderscrolls (03/17/2013) [-]
User avatar #379593 - kyrozor (03/17/2013) [-]
A little of both, I'll be honest.

I don't really care whether you like it or don't, and I'm not going to be all "WHY DON'T YOU LIKE IT!? IT'S GOOD" Because that's what I got for giving Dishonored some shit.
#379551 - lol, wut? 03/17/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#379549 - jes.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/17/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #379620 - sonnyboii (03/17/2013) [-]
Goodman

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User avatar #13 - epicextreme (01/28/2013) [-]
do you have an xbox?
User avatar #14 to #13 - theelderscrolls (03/09/2013) [-]
yeah. TheAwesomeCouch.
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