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Consoles Owned: Gameboy,gameboy color,gameboy advanced,gameboy advanced sp,psp,sega genisis. PS1 PS2, xbox, xbox360,wii,nintedo 64,NES, Super NES,Gamecube. Soon to be PC.
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#154738 - Anybody want to play Borderlands 2?  [+] (1 new reply) 09/22/2012 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#154917 - Zeigh has deleted their comment.
#5 - and to the front page i ride.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/22/2012 on Did anyone else share my rage? +1
#7 - ohemgeezus (09/22/2012) [-]
Hop on, my friend, there's plenty of room on my steed
#815 - **theelderscrolls rolls 3,765,928** 09/22/2012 on The SuburbanTurban FJ Lottery 0
#154122 - How the heck do i reset my skills in Borderlands 2?  [+] (2 new replies) 09/21/2012 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #154125 - ghostninja (09/21/2012) [-]
Just skills no idea
User avatar #154124 - yeorgh (09/21/2012) [-]
On the skin changer machine in sanctuary.
#153576 - do you know if 2 is pvp?  [+] (1 new reply) 09/21/2012 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #153983 - ghostninja (09/21/2012) [-]
yeah i think so
#186 - Comment deleted 09/21/2012 on Tittle 0
#153560 - torchlight is really similar to diablo right?  [+] (3 new replies) 09/21/2012 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #153573 - ghostninja (09/21/2012) [-]
yeah thats what i heard
User avatar #153576 - theelderscrolls (09/21/2012) [-]
do you know if 2 is pvp?
User avatar #153983 - ghostninja (09/21/2012) [-]
yeah i think so
#153559 - bioshock The Witcher 09/21/2012 on Video Games Board - console... +1
#153546 - how many do you get if you buy a new game?  [+] (1 new reply) 09/21/2012 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #153548 - junesnow (09/21/2012) [-]
I got 880 for a 60 dollar one
#153504 - HOW MANY POINTS?  [+] (3 new replies) 09/21/2012 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #153546 - theelderscrolls (09/21/2012) [-]
how many do you get if you buy a new game?
User avatar #153548 - junesnow (09/21/2012) [-]
I got 880 for a 60 dollar one
#153478 - FF Tactics 09/21/2012 on Video Games Board - console... +1
#153477 - Zer0 because **** you. 09/21/2012 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#65 - My bad. it was 200 light bulbs and 26 miles away. htt… 09/20/2012 on Lumia 920 vs Iphone 5 0
#62 - http://www.mentallandscape.com/tesla2.htm here you go. 09/20/2012 on Lumia 920 vs Iphone 5 +1
#61 - nikola tesla is dead...... 09/20/2012 on Lumia 920 vs Iphone 5 -2
#59 - dude.....Nikola Tesla lit a light bulb wirelessly from 20 miles away. 09/20/2012 on Lumia 920 vs Iphone 5 +3
#152898 - yeah...jut might do that. 09/20/2012 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#152894 - already playedem  [+] (2 new replies) 09/20/2012 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #152896 - teoberry (09/20/2012) [-]
damn, all of them. at this point i'd recommend just going to best buy or gamestop and looking through the used games, there are some really good ones there.
User avatar #152898 - theelderscrolls (09/20/2012) [-]
yeah...jut might do that.
#152883 - and the gameplay  [+] (1 new reply) 09/20/2012 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #152937 - shadowhorn (09/20/2012) [-]
this thread is awesome.
#152873 - OHGODOHGODOHGOD What if i jus hate everything, ESPECI…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/20/2012 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #152876 - akkere (09/20/2012) [-]
Don't worry man, we can fix this, we CAN fix this, we just need to back track and approach everything slowly.
Turn the irrational admiration for Borderlands into rational admiration for Borderlands.

Let's start with reason 1 why we like Borderlands.

Uhh, the graphics are cool, right?
Okay, we have that.
User avatar #152883 - theelderscrolls (09/20/2012) [-]
and the gameplay
User avatar #152937 - shadowhorn (09/20/2012) [-]
this thread is awesome.
#152871 - ohmygodohmygodohmygod MAYBE YOURE RIGHT! MA…  [+] (5 new replies) 09/20/2012 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #152872 - akkere (09/20/2012) [-]
NOW EXPAND IT ON OTHER THINGS

MAYBE YOU DON'T EVEN LIKE VIDEO GAMES

OR THE INTERNET

MAYBE YOU DON'T EVEN LIKE SHIRTS

One day, you'll be sitting there in your private study, reading a book on some sex moves JFK did, and suddenly you'll enter a rage against Video Games and the Internet, smashing any devices related to it in a shirtless rage.

You have to stop it, man. Before it's too late.
#152873 - theelderscrolls (09/20/2012) [-]
OHGODOHGODOHGOD

What if i jus hate everything, ESPECIALLY JEWS!

I could be in class and some new kid walks in. He starts talking about himself and mentions the fact that he is a JEW! OHGOD i would end up killing everyone that is jewish because i fucking hate them for no reason! ARE YOU A FUCKING JEW! I WILL MURDER YOUR WHOLE FUCKING FAMILY AND FEED THEM TO BLIND BEARS WITH ONLY ONE FUCKING TESTACAL! I SWEAR TO FUCK I WILL!
User avatar #152876 - akkere (09/20/2012) [-]
Don't worry man, we can fix this, we CAN fix this, we just need to back track and approach everything slowly.
Turn the irrational admiration for Borderlands into rational admiration for Borderlands.

Let's start with reason 1 why we like Borderlands.

Uhh, the graphics are cool, right?
Okay, we have that.
User avatar #152883 - theelderscrolls (09/20/2012) [-]
and the gameplay
User avatar #152937 - shadowhorn (09/20/2012) [-]
this thread is awesome.
#152868 - HNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!1 nope...st…  [+] (7 new replies) 09/20/2012 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #152870 - akkere (09/20/2012) [-]
It might take you years to realize.

Maybe tomorrow, maybe in a year, maybe when you get married and you're at your wedding and you're eating the cake and you suddenly realize "Hey, I kind of don't like Borderlands"

Or maybe you're a father and your kid is going to his/her first game, and they ask "What u think i shuld buy" and you'll be like "Not Borderlands."

Or maybe you're a grandfather, and the grandkids have like, PS20s or some shit, and they'll ask "Granddaddy what did u play" and you'll be like "Some Shitty game called Borderlands"

Borderlands is a good game, but maybe you just have an irrational, pent up hatred for it, waiting to release.
User avatar #152871 - theelderscrolls (09/20/2012) [-]
ohmygodohmygodohmygod

MAYBE YOURE RIGHT!

MAYBE I THINK I LIKE BORDERLANDS! OHHHHH SHITTTT THE HOURS I PUT IN THAT GAME! FUCK!
User avatar #152872 - akkere (09/20/2012) [-]
NOW EXPAND IT ON OTHER THINGS

MAYBE YOU DON'T EVEN LIKE VIDEO GAMES

OR THE INTERNET

MAYBE YOU DON'T EVEN LIKE SHIRTS

One day, you'll be sitting there in your private study, reading a book on some sex moves JFK did, and suddenly you'll enter a rage against Video Games and the Internet, smashing any devices related to it in a shirtless rage.

You have to stop it, man. Before it's too late.
#152873 - theelderscrolls (09/20/2012) [-]
OHGODOHGODOHGOD

What if i jus hate everything, ESPECIALLY JEWS!

I could be in class and some new kid walks in. He starts talking about himself and mentions the fact that he is a JEW! OHGOD i would end up killing everyone that is jewish because i fucking hate them for no reason! ARE YOU A FUCKING JEW! I WILL MURDER YOUR WHOLE FUCKING FAMILY AND FEED THEM TO BLIND BEARS WITH ONLY ONE FUCKING TESTACAL! I SWEAR TO FUCK I WILL!
User avatar #152876 - akkere (09/20/2012) [-]
Don't worry man, we can fix this, we CAN fix this, we just need to back track and approach everything slowly.
Turn the irrational admiration for Borderlands into rational admiration for Borderlands.

Let's start with reason 1 why we like Borderlands.

Uhh, the graphics are cool, right?
Okay, we have that.
User avatar #152883 - theelderscrolls (09/20/2012) [-]
and the gameplay
User avatar #152937 - shadowhorn (09/20/2012) [-]
this thread is awesome.
#152841 - Well.... **** you too.  [+] (9 new replies) 09/20/2012 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #152864 - akkere (09/20/2012) [-]
NO MAN, NO, YOU DON'T MEAN THAT

THAT'S THE ANGER INSIDE MAN

THE ANGER

It eats you up, the anger

You're FURIOUS about Borderlands 2

You probably don't even like Borderlands, but you got it anyway because you told yourself that you loved it.

AND NOW YOU'RE FURIOUS

DON'T LET THE FURY CONTROL YOU MAN
User avatar #152868 - theelderscrolls (09/20/2012) [-]
HNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!1


nope...still like borderlands
User avatar #152870 - akkere (09/20/2012) [-]
It might take you years to realize.

Maybe tomorrow, maybe in a year, maybe when you get married and you're at your wedding and you're eating the cake and you suddenly realize "Hey, I kind of don't like Borderlands"

Or maybe you're a father and your kid is going to his/her first game, and they ask "What u think i shuld buy" and you'll be like "Not Borderlands."

Or maybe you're a grandfather, and the grandkids have like, PS20s or some shit, and they'll ask "Granddaddy what did u play" and you'll be like "Some Shitty game called Borderlands"

Borderlands is a good game, but maybe you just have an irrational, pent up hatred for it, waiting to release.
User avatar #152871 - theelderscrolls (09/20/2012) [-]
ohmygodohmygodohmygod

MAYBE YOURE RIGHT!

MAYBE I THINK I LIKE BORDERLANDS! OHHHHH SHITTTT THE HOURS I PUT IN THAT GAME! FUCK!
User avatar #152872 - akkere (09/20/2012) [-]
NOW EXPAND IT ON OTHER THINGS

MAYBE YOU DON'T EVEN LIKE VIDEO GAMES

OR THE INTERNET

MAYBE YOU DON'T EVEN LIKE SHIRTS

One day, you'll be sitting there in your private study, reading a book on some sex moves JFK did, and suddenly you'll enter a rage against Video Games and the Internet, smashing any devices related to it in a shirtless rage.

You have to stop it, man. Before it's too late.
#152873 - theelderscrolls (09/20/2012) [-]
OHGODOHGODOHGOD

What if i jus hate everything, ESPECIALLY JEWS!

I could be in class and some new kid walks in. He starts talking about himself and mentions the fact that he is a JEW! OHGOD i would end up killing everyone that is jewish because i fucking hate them for no reason! ARE YOU A FUCKING JEW! I WILL MURDER YOUR WHOLE FUCKING FAMILY AND FEED THEM TO BLIND BEARS WITH ONLY ONE FUCKING TESTACAL! I SWEAR TO FUCK I WILL!
User avatar #152876 - akkere (09/20/2012) [-]
Don't worry man, we can fix this, we CAN fix this, we just need to back track and approach everything slowly.
Turn the irrational admiration for Borderlands into rational admiration for Borderlands.

Let's start with reason 1 why we like Borderlands.

Uhh, the graphics are cool, right?
Okay, we have that.
User avatar #152883 - theelderscrolls (09/20/2012) [-]
and the gameplay
User avatar #152937 - shadowhorn (09/20/2012) [-]
this thread is awesome.
#152826 - .....  [+] (11 new replies) 09/20/2012 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #152830 - akkere (09/20/2012) [-]
Alright, fine. Be a dick.

I try to give helpful examples, and you just go in and SHIT ON IT

SHIT ON IT

You're that guy that when it's his birthday, and he gets his cake, he thinks it's not like, flavorful enough, and SHITS ALL OVER IT

AND YOU HURT MY FEELINGS
User avatar #152841 - theelderscrolls (09/20/2012) [-]
Well....fuck you too.
User avatar #152864 - akkere (09/20/2012) [-]
NO MAN, NO, YOU DON'T MEAN THAT

THAT'S THE ANGER INSIDE MAN

THE ANGER

It eats you up, the anger

You're FURIOUS about Borderlands 2

You probably don't even like Borderlands, but you got it anyway because you told yourself that you loved it.

AND NOW YOU'RE FURIOUS

DON'T LET THE FURY CONTROL YOU MAN
User avatar #152868 - theelderscrolls (09/20/2012) [-]
HNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!1


nope...still like borderlands
User avatar #152870 - akkere (09/20/2012) [-]
It might take you years to realize.

Maybe tomorrow, maybe in a year, maybe when you get married and you're at your wedding and you're eating the cake and you suddenly realize "Hey, I kind of don't like Borderlands"

Or maybe you're a father and your kid is going to his/her first game, and they ask "What u think i shuld buy" and you'll be like "Not Borderlands."

Or maybe you're a grandfather, and the grandkids have like, PS20s or some shit, and they'll ask "Granddaddy what did u play" and you'll be like "Some Shitty game called Borderlands"

Borderlands is a good game, but maybe you just have an irrational, pent up hatred for it, waiting to release.
User avatar #152871 - theelderscrolls (09/20/2012) [-]
ohmygodohmygodohmygod

MAYBE YOURE RIGHT!

MAYBE I THINK I LIKE BORDERLANDS! OHHHHH SHITTTT THE HOURS I PUT IN THAT GAME! FUCK!
User avatar #152872 - akkere (09/20/2012) [-]
NOW EXPAND IT ON OTHER THINGS

MAYBE YOU DON'T EVEN LIKE VIDEO GAMES

OR THE INTERNET

MAYBE YOU DON'T EVEN LIKE SHIRTS

One day, you'll be sitting there in your private study, reading a book on some sex moves JFK did, and suddenly you'll enter a rage against Video Games and the Internet, smashing any devices related to it in a shirtless rage.

You have to stop it, man. Before it's too late.
#152873 - theelderscrolls (09/20/2012) [-]
OHGODOHGODOHGOD

What if i jus hate everything, ESPECIALLY JEWS!

I could be in class and some new kid walks in. He starts talking about himself and mentions the fact that he is a JEW! OHGOD i would end up killing everyone that is jewish because i fucking hate them for no reason! ARE YOU A FUCKING JEW! I WILL MURDER YOUR WHOLE FUCKING FAMILY AND FEED THEM TO BLIND BEARS WITH ONLY ONE FUCKING TESTACAL! I SWEAR TO FUCK I WILL!
User avatar #152876 - akkere (09/20/2012) [-]
Don't worry man, we can fix this, we CAN fix this, we just need to back track and approach everything slowly.
Turn the irrational admiration for Borderlands into rational admiration for Borderlands.

Let's start with reason 1 why we like Borderlands.

Uhh, the graphics are cool, right?
Okay, we have that.
User avatar #152883 - theelderscrolls (09/20/2012) [-]
and the gameplay
User avatar #152937 - shadowhorn (09/20/2012) [-]
this thread is awesome.
#152824 - youre funny  [+] (13 new replies) 09/20/2012 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #152825 - akkere (09/20/2012) [-]
Halo 2
User avatar #152826 - theelderscrolls (09/20/2012) [-]
.....
User avatar #152830 - akkere (09/20/2012) [-]
Alright, fine. Be a dick.

I try to give helpful examples, and you just go in and SHIT ON IT

SHIT ON IT

You're that guy that when it's his birthday, and he gets his cake, he thinks it's not like, flavorful enough, and SHITS ALL OVER IT

AND YOU HURT MY FEELINGS
User avatar #152841 - theelderscrolls (09/20/2012) [-]
Well....fuck you too.
User avatar #152864 - akkere (09/20/2012) [-]
NO MAN, NO, YOU DON'T MEAN THAT

THAT'S THE ANGER INSIDE MAN

THE ANGER

It eats you up, the anger

You're FURIOUS about Borderlands 2

You probably don't even like Borderlands, but you got it anyway because you told yourself that you loved it.

AND NOW YOU'RE FURIOUS

DON'T LET THE FURY CONTROL YOU MAN
User avatar #152868 - theelderscrolls (09/20/2012) [-]
HNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!1


nope...still like borderlands
User avatar #152870 - akkere (09/20/2012) [-]
It might take you years to realize.

Maybe tomorrow, maybe in a year, maybe when you get married and you're at your wedding and you're eating the cake and you suddenly realize "Hey, I kind of don't like Borderlands"

Or maybe you're a father and your kid is going to his/her first game, and they ask "What u think i shuld buy" and you'll be like "Not Borderlands."

Or maybe you're a grandfather, and the grandkids have like, PS20s or some shit, and they'll ask "Granddaddy what did u play" and you'll be like "Some Shitty game called Borderlands"

Borderlands is a good game, but maybe you just have an irrational, pent up hatred for it, waiting to release.
User avatar #152871 - theelderscrolls (09/20/2012) [-]
ohmygodohmygodohmygod

MAYBE YOURE RIGHT!

MAYBE I THINK I LIKE BORDERLANDS! OHHHHH SHITTTT THE HOURS I PUT IN THAT GAME! FUCK!
User avatar #152872 - akkere (09/20/2012) [-]
NOW EXPAND IT ON OTHER THINGS

MAYBE YOU DON'T EVEN LIKE VIDEO GAMES

OR THE INTERNET

MAYBE YOU DON'T EVEN LIKE SHIRTS

One day, you'll be sitting there in your private study, reading a book on some sex moves JFK did, and suddenly you'll enter a rage against Video Games and the Internet, smashing any devices related to it in a shirtless rage.

You have to stop it, man. Before it's too late.
#152873 - theelderscrolls (09/20/2012) [-]
OHGODOHGODOHGOD

What if i jus hate everything, ESPECIALLY JEWS!

I could be in class and some new kid walks in. He starts talking about himself and mentions the fact that he is a JEW! OHGOD i would end up killing everyone that is jewish because i fucking hate them for no reason! ARE YOU A FUCKING JEW! I WILL MURDER YOUR WHOLE FUCKING FAMILY AND FEED THEM TO BLIND BEARS WITH ONLY ONE FUCKING TESTACAL! I SWEAR TO FUCK I WILL!
User avatar #152876 - akkere (09/20/2012) [-]
Don't worry man, we can fix this, we CAN fix this, we just need to back track and approach everything slowly.
Turn the irrational admiration for Borderlands into rational admiration for Borderlands.

Let's start with reason 1 why we like Borderlands.

Uhh, the graphics are cool, right?
Okay, we have that.
User avatar #152883 - theelderscrolls (09/20/2012) [-]
and the gameplay
User avatar #152937 - shadowhorn (09/20/2012) [-]
this thread is awesome.

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do you have an xbox?
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