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theelderscrolls

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Gender: male
Age: 113
Steam Profile: TheAwesomeCouch
Consoles Owned: Gameboy,gameboy color,gameboy advanced,gameboy advanced sp,psp,sega genisis. PS1 PS2, xbox, xbox360,wii,nintedo 64,NES, Super NES,Gamecube. Soon to be PC.
Video Games Played: All of them
X-box Gamertag: TheAwesomeCouch
Interests: Stuff
Date Signed Up:2/09/2012
Last Login:4/15/2015
Location:TX
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#427506 - where do you live?  [+] (9 new replies) 04/23/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #427507 - danrmanalt (04/23/2013) [-]
Philadelphia, why?
User avatar #427509 - theelderscrolls (04/23/2013) [-]
>airguns
User avatar #427511 - danrmanalt (04/23/2013) [-]
Ah, well, I've always had an interest in guns, but I'm only 16.
So I've had many airguns, as well as some airsoft.
User avatar #427515 - theelderscrolls (04/23/2013) [-]
No no no.....wtf is an airgun?
User avatar #427521 - danrmanalt (04/23/2013) [-]
Exactly what the name says.
A gun that fires using compressed air.
User avatar #427524 - theelderscrolls (04/23/2013) [-]
Oh. i just looked it up. im an idiot.
User avatar #427523 - theelderscrolls (04/23/2013) [-]
it shoots air? does it hurt?
User avatar #427527 - danrmanalt (04/23/2013) [-]
No, it shoots pellets or BB's, and metal BB's, not like the orange plastic ones.
And yes it hurts, they make them in all sorts of callibers, ranging from 4.5mm to 50. cal (12.7 mm), and can be used for hunting depending on the caliber and velocity.
I had a ten pump rifle that my friend accidentally (didn't know it was chambered) shot himself in the face with (after only pumping once), and has a scar from it.
User avatar #427546 - tiagodisouza (04/23/2013) [-]
i think by airguns he meant those compressed air cans that are usually used to clean keyboards among other stuff
#427503 - you spilled **** .  [+] (11 new replies) 04/23/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #427505 - danrmanalt (04/23/2013) [-]
I ended up going with that assumption.
It's just, it felt sort of like the oil that's inside airguns and stuff to lube up the barrel and trigger mechanism and stuffs.
User avatar #427506 - theelderscrolls (04/23/2013) [-]
where do you live?
User avatar #427507 - danrmanalt (04/23/2013) [-]
Philadelphia, why?
User avatar #427509 - theelderscrolls (04/23/2013) [-]
>airguns
User avatar #427511 - danrmanalt (04/23/2013) [-]
Ah, well, I've always had an interest in guns, but I'm only 16.
So I've had many airguns, as well as some airsoft.
User avatar #427515 - theelderscrolls (04/23/2013) [-]
No no no.....wtf is an airgun?
User avatar #427521 - danrmanalt (04/23/2013) [-]
Exactly what the name says.
A gun that fires using compressed air.
User avatar #427524 - theelderscrolls (04/23/2013) [-]
Oh. i just looked it up. im an idiot.
User avatar #427523 - theelderscrolls (04/23/2013) [-]
it shoots air? does it hurt?
User avatar #427527 - danrmanalt (04/23/2013) [-]
No, it shoots pellets or BB's, and metal BB's, not like the orange plastic ones.
And yes it hurts, they make them in all sorts of callibers, ranging from 4.5mm to 50. cal (12.7 mm), and can be used for hunting depending on the caliber and velocity.
I had a ten pump rifle that my friend accidentally (didn't know it was chambered) shot himself in the face with (after only pumping once), and has a scar from it.
User avatar #427546 - tiagodisouza (04/23/2013) [-]
i think by airguns he meant those compressed air cans that are usually used to clean keyboards among other stuff
#134 - K. How many full auto M4`s do you own with your class 3 gun permit? 04/23/2013 on swag yolo 0
#76 - well...my friend lived in south Detroit until his mom OD`d an…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/22/2013 on swag yolo 0
#130 - anonymous (04/22/2013) [-]
NOOOO not Texas (retardville USA)
User avatar #134 - theelderscrolls (04/23/2013) [-]
K. How many full auto M4`s do you own with your class 3 gun permit?
#925 - but hes cool with gay marriage.  [+] (3 new replies) 04/22/2013 on Muricaaaa 0
#1309 - anonymous (04/23/2013) [-]
He doesn't believe in abortion and he wants to repeal the civil rights act. He doesnt believe in gay marriage, he believes that should be up to state. Most states are unfortunately homophobic.
User avatar #1311 - theelderscrolls (04/23/2013) [-]
im up for abortion and all but havent there been enough ways to prevent pregnancy already?

The pill
Condoms
the day after pill
the week after pill
pulling out
#1322 - anonymous (04/23/2013) [-]
I believe mr. paul opposes the sex education that would prevent those pregnacies
#793 - and lots of 2nd amendment.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/22/2013 on Muricaaaa 0
User avatar #816 - undeadwill (04/22/2013) [-]
mmmm freedom
#669 - It tastes like how **** should be..  [+] (3 new replies) 04/22/2013 on Muricaaaa +2
User avatar #691 - undeadwill (04/22/2013) [-]
And eagles.
User avatar #793 - theelderscrolls (04/22/2013) [-]
and lots of 2nd amendment.
User avatar #816 - undeadwill (04/22/2013) [-]
mmmm freedom
#651 - God damn. This ******* man. I would have given him a BJ…  [+] (5 new replies) 04/22/2013 on Muricaaaa +5
User avatar #666 - undeadwill (04/22/2013) [-]
I hear his cum tastes like freedom...
User avatar #669 - theelderscrolls (04/22/2013) [-]
It tastes like how shit should be..
User avatar #691 - undeadwill (04/22/2013) [-]
And eagles.
User avatar #793 - theelderscrolls (04/22/2013) [-]
and lots of 2nd amendment.
User avatar #816 - undeadwill (04/22/2013) [-]
mmmm freedom
#421281 - you will be fine. 04/18/2013 on Video Games Board - console... +1
#421279 - lel 04/18/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#421275 - My broham just got me this. Looks lik…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/18/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#421315 - anonymous (04/18/2013) [-]
Can I has it when ur done?
User avatar #421277 - avoideduniform (04/18/2013) [-]
It's for video games not feces.
User avatar #421279 - theelderscrolls (04/18/2013) [-]
lel
#86 - bro, thats a cap gun...... 04/17/2013 on Xbox 360 Fans know the feeling -1
#24 - We liked to be called gun nuts or 2nd amen…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/17/2013 on Why nerds can't fight +2
#35 - liquidz (04/17/2013) [-]
#91 - wut wut wut wut 04/15/2013 on Fuck your security 0
#73 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 04/15/2013 on Fuck your security 0
User avatar #81 - infamoustrapper (04/15/2013) [-]
It says mine would take 6 billion years to crack....but then just below it says
"Your password looks like it might just be a word and a few digits. This is a very common pattern and would be cracked very quickly."
Wat
User avatar #91 - theelderscrolls (04/15/2013) [-]
wut wut wut wut
#269 - Get out. 04/15/2013 on tumblr +3
#92 - Found the attention whore. Easier than find the vegan.  [+] (2 new replies) 04/13/2013 on Meeting the new... +8
#121 - creepyunclebob (04/14/2013) [-]
Found the potato.

Making relevant comments that include references to your gender =/= attention whoring. I'm a heterosexual male.
User avatar #136 - sepheroth (04/14/2013) [-]
I for one am at least two different heterosexual males in One neat little (used to be giant) package
#416535 - i got 99 problems but a **** aint one. 04/13/2013 on Video Games Board - console... -1
#414869 - cannabis games play smoke  [+] (1 new reply) 04/13/2013 on Video Games Board - console... +1
#414874 - sucymole has deleted their comment.
#414868 - i need to beat it legit because new years.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/13/2013 on Video Games Board - console... +1
User avatar #414875 - Gonnafly (04/13/2013) [-]
then 100% it
#414864 - ill try only 6. 04/13/2013 on Video Games Board - console... +1
#414863 - they are when you have been bummed and are with a bunch of bros  [+] (3 new replies) 04/13/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #414898 - avatarsarefornoobs (04/13/2013) [-]
if you need drugs to pull you out of a funk... i feel bad for ya son
User avatar #416535 - theelderscrolls (04/13/2013) [-]
i got 99 problems but a fuck aint one.
User avatar #415339 - migzdgreat (04/13/2013) [-]
That's what music is for. (For me)
#414860 - Iv been in the hospital the last couple weeks and i think im g…  [+] (11 new replies) 04/13/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#414867 - sucymole has deleted their comment.
User avatar #414869 - theelderscrolls (04/13/2013) [-]
cannabis games
play smoke
#414874 - sucymole has deleted their comment.
User avatar #414866 - Gonnafly (04/13/2013) [-]
Use a gameshark
User avatar #414868 - theelderscrolls (04/13/2013) [-]
i need to beat it legit because new years.
User avatar #414875 - Gonnafly (04/13/2013) [-]
then 100% it
User avatar #414862 - ghostninja (04/13/2013) [-]
drugs are no cool
#414863 - theelderscrolls (04/13/2013) [-]
they are when you have been bummed and are with a bunch of bros
User avatar #414898 - avatarsarefornoobs (04/13/2013) [-]
if you need drugs to pull you out of a funk... i feel bad for ya son
User avatar #416535 - theelderscrolls (04/13/2013) [-]
i got 99 problems but a fuck aint one.
User avatar #415339 - migzdgreat (04/13/2013) [-]
That's what music is for. (For me)
#414855 - Comment deleted  [+] (2 new replies) 04/13/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #414859 - squidgywidgy (04/13/2013) [-]
Don't inject too much.
User avatar #414864 - theelderscrolls (04/13/2013) [-]
ill try only 6.
#177 - Too bad that isn't very much on a deadlift unless you have a s… 04/08/2013 on I Hear Pikachu Lifts +4
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
User avatar #13 - epicextreme ONLINE (01/28/2013) [-]
do you have an xbox?
User avatar #14 to #13 - theelderscrolls (03/09/2013) [-]
yeah. TheAwesomeCouch.
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User avatar #8 - theelderscrolls (10/16/2012) [-]
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