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Gender: male
Age: 112
Steam Profile: TheAwesomeCouch
Consoles Owned: Gameboy,gameboy color,gameboy advanced,gameboy advanced sp,psp,sega genisis. PS1 PS2, xbox, xbox360,wii,nintedo 64,NES, Super NES,Gamecube. Soon to be PC.
Video Games Played: All of them
X-box Gamertag: TheAwesomeCouch
Interests: Stuff
Date Signed Up:2/09/2012
Last Login:5/23/2014
Location:TX
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#431063 - oh **** ...hey bro. i forgot you existed.  [+] (4 new replies) 04/26/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #431067 - elmilius (04/26/2013) [-]
FAK U.
User avatar #431068 - theelderscrolls (04/26/2013) [-]
no pls
User avatar #431069 - elmilius (04/26/2013) [-]
sorry bby, I'm not mad anymore
User avatar #431070 - theelderscrolls (04/26/2013) [-]
k
#431006 - ....... 04/26/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#431005 - dont bring that cock juggling thunder cunt faggot into this.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/26/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #431008 - ghostninja (04/26/2013) [-]
;[
#430987 - because yolo 04/26/2013 on Video Games Board - console... -2
#430986 - Cant have sex with happiness.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/26/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #430992 - BeardOfJesus (04/26/2013) [-]
You wont know until you try.
#430983 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 04/26/2013 on Video Games Board - console... +1
User avatar #430990 - awesomerninjathing (04/26/2013) [-]
:((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((
#430979 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 04/26/2013 on Video Games Board - console... +2
User avatar #430981 - awesomerninjathing (04/26/2013) [-]
but
but
I came back
you should be happy
#430983 - theelderscrolls (04/26/2013) [-]
User avatar #430990 - awesomerninjathing (04/26/2013) [-]
:((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((
#430974 - i asked for pics  [+] (2 new replies) 04/26/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#431004 - fivewordminimum has deleted their comment.
User avatar #431006 - theelderscrolls (04/26/2013) [-]
.......
#430965 - Picture 04/26/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#430963 - a little bit.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/26/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#430993 - Gonnafly (04/26/2013) [-]
#430962 - i use to be a regular.  [+] (2 new replies) 04/26/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #430964 - MrDeadiron (04/26/2013) [-]
i know ive been here since the beginning i was being a sarcastic prick
#430965 - theelderscrolls (04/26/2013) [-]
#430959 - This board is dead to me. …  [+] (31 new replies) 04/26/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #431049 - elmilius (04/26/2013) [-]
why bby?
You were of the first people I met here...
User avatar #431063 - theelderscrolls (04/26/2013) [-]
oh shit...hey bro. i forgot you existed.
User avatar #431067 - elmilius (04/26/2013) [-]
FAK U.
User avatar #431068 - theelderscrolls (04/26/2013) [-]
no pls
User avatar #431069 - elmilius (04/26/2013) [-]
sorry bby, I'm not mad anymore
User avatar #431070 - theelderscrolls (04/26/2013) [-]
k
User avatar #430996 - ghostninja (04/26/2013) [-]
i dont know it feels a bit different without hardrockerxx and bnelms but i still ive throu it
User avatar #431005 - theelderscrolls (04/26/2013) [-]
dont bring that cock juggling thunder cunt faggot into this.
User avatar #431008 - ghostninja (04/26/2013) [-]
;[
User avatar #430988 - imnotkickthecat (04/26/2013) [-]
ur mum is dead to me
User avatar #430982 - BeardOfJesus (04/26/2013) [-]
Just do what i do when something's dead, have sex with it.
User avatar #430986 - theelderscrolls (04/26/2013) [-]
Cant have sex with happiness.
User avatar #430992 - BeardOfJesus (04/26/2013) [-]
You wont know until you try.
#430978 - veradux has deleted their comment.
User avatar #430987 - theelderscrolls (04/26/2013) [-]
because yolo
User avatar #430977 - awesomerninjathing (04/26/2013) [-]
why did you leave
#430979 - theelderscrolls (04/26/2013) [-]
User avatar #430981 - awesomerninjathing (04/26/2013) [-]
but
but
I came back
you should be happy
#430983 - theelderscrolls (04/26/2013) [-]
User avatar #430990 - awesomerninjathing (04/26/2013) [-]
:((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((
#430970 - fivewordminimum has deleted their comment.
User avatar #430974 - theelderscrolls (04/26/2013) [-]
i asked for pics
#431004 - fivewordminimum has deleted their comment.
User avatar #431006 - theelderscrolls (04/26/2013) [-]
.......
User avatar #430961 - Gonnafly (04/26/2013) [-]
Am I still alive to you?
User avatar #430963 - theelderscrolls (04/26/2013) [-]
a little bit.
#430993 - Gonnafly (04/26/2013) [-]
User avatar #430960 - MrDeadiron (04/26/2013) [-]
who are you again?
User avatar #430962 - theelderscrolls (04/26/2013) [-]
i use to be a regular.
User avatar #430964 - MrDeadiron (04/26/2013) [-]
i know ive been here since the beginning i was being a sarcastic prick
#430965 - theelderscrolls (04/26/2013) [-]
#430956 - what does it do?  [+] (2 new replies) 04/26/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #430994 - ghostninja (04/26/2013) [-]
it's misc that makes me look different
User avatar #430966 - nefarian (04/26/2013) [-]
Gives 100+ more ammo and damage
#56 - i have 3.... 04/25/2013 on Coconuts -1
#98 - All rocks go to heaven. 04/24/2013 on Simplified 0
#86 - they have that in Louisianan 04/24/2013 on Canadians 0
#170 - And i should care because...... 04/24/2013 on Internet Sweetheart +1
#39 - Dear ******* lord. Why does everyone compare …  [+] (7 new replies) 04/23/2013 on Thats cute +4
User avatar #170 - awesomanium (04/23/2013) [-]
Godwin's Law: "As an online discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving Nazis or Hitler approaches 1" (i.e: the probability becomes 100%)
#91 - stoneddolphin (04/23/2013) [-]
Yeah, and don't take me for a neo nazi but, Imagine a world with one race (no racism), religion (religious hate), counties (no war). I guess what he stood for wasn't so bad, but what he did to achieve it might have been horrible but all the peaceful approaches where doing today is obviously not working. And I'm not even blond with blue eyes, I'm mixed and I knew I would have been killed back then but I'm just saying this is what John Lennon was singing about.
#142 - anonymous (04/23/2013) [-]
That world would be boring. People would still fight amongst themselves and war would still happen (because you stole my food, you stole my wife, you said a mean thing to me, etc).
#187 - stoneddolphin (04/23/2013) [-]
Yeah boring to a sadist, and how would any of those things start a war
User avatar #76 - IAmManbearpig (04/23/2013) [-]
he made some pretty nice paintings. why are people always defined by the bad?
#56 - broorb (04/23/2013) [-]
jesus christ
User avatar #45 - iamkagji (04/23/2013) [-]
Yeah, aside from the whole genocide thing. People seem to think that's all Hitler did, though.
#1311 - im up for abortion and all but havent there been enough ways t…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/23/2013 on Muricaaaa 0
#1322 - anonymous (04/23/2013) [-]
I believe mr. paul opposes the sex education that would prevent those pregnacies
#427524 - Oh. i just looked it up. im an idiot. 04/23/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#427523 - it shoots air? does it hurt?  [+] (2 new replies) 04/23/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #427527 - danrmanalt (04/23/2013) [-]
No, it shoots pellets or BB's, and metal BB's, not like the orange plastic ones.
And yes it hurts, they make them in all sorts of callibers, ranging from 4.5mm to 50. cal (12.7 mm), and can be used for hunting depending on the caliber and velocity.
I had a ten pump rifle that my friend accidentally (didn't know it was chambered) shot himself in the face with (after only pumping once), and has a scar from it.
User avatar #427546 - tiagodisouza (04/23/2013) [-]
i think by airguns he meant those compressed air cans that are usually used to clean keyboards among other stuff
#427515 - No no no.....wtf is an airgun?  [+] (5 new replies) 04/23/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #427521 - danrmanalt (04/23/2013) [-]
Exactly what the name says.
A gun that fires using compressed air.
User avatar #427524 - theelderscrolls (04/23/2013) [-]
Oh. i just looked it up. im an idiot.
User avatar #427523 - theelderscrolls (04/23/2013) [-]
it shoots air? does it hurt?
User avatar #427527 - danrmanalt (04/23/2013) [-]
No, it shoots pellets or BB's, and metal BB's, not like the orange plastic ones.
And yes it hurts, they make them in all sorts of callibers, ranging from 4.5mm to 50. cal (12.7 mm), and can be used for hunting depending on the caliber and velocity.
I had a ten pump rifle that my friend accidentally (didn't know it was chambered) shot himself in the face with (after only pumping once), and has a scar from it.
User avatar #427546 - tiagodisouza (04/23/2013) [-]
i think by airguns he meant those compressed air cans that are usually used to clean keyboards among other stuff
#427509 - >airguns  [+] (7 new replies) 04/23/2013 on Video Games Board - console... -1
User avatar #427511 - danrmanalt (04/23/2013) [-]
Ah, well, I've always had an interest in guns, but I'm only 16.
So I've had many airguns, as well as some airsoft.
User avatar #427515 - theelderscrolls (04/23/2013) [-]
No no no.....wtf is an airgun?
User avatar #427521 - danrmanalt (04/23/2013) [-]
Exactly what the name says.
A gun that fires using compressed air.
User avatar #427524 - theelderscrolls (04/23/2013) [-]
Oh. i just looked it up. im an idiot.
User avatar #427523 - theelderscrolls (04/23/2013) [-]
it shoots air? does it hurt?
User avatar #427527 - danrmanalt (04/23/2013) [-]
No, it shoots pellets or BB's, and metal BB's, not like the orange plastic ones.
And yes it hurts, they make them in all sorts of callibers, ranging from 4.5mm to 50. cal (12.7 mm), and can be used for hunting depending on the caliber and velocity.
I had a ten pump rifle that my friend accidentally (didn't know it was chambered) shot himself in the face with (after only pumping once), and has a scar from it.
User avatar #427546 - tiagodisouza (04/23/2013) [-]
i think by airguns he meant those compressed air cans that are usually used to clean keyboards among other stuff
#427506 - where do you live?  [+] (9 new replies) 04/23/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #427507 - danrmanalt (04/23/2013) [-]
Philadelphia, why?
User avatar #427509 - theelderscrolls (04/23/2013) [-]
>airguns
User avatar #427511 - danrmanalt (04/23/2013) [-]
Ah, well, I've always had an interest in guns, but I'm only 16.
So I've had many airguns, as well as some airsoft.
User avatar #427515 - theelderscrolls (04/23/2013) [-]
No no no.....wtf is an airgun?
User avatar #427521 - danrmanalt (04/23/2013) [-]
Exactly what the name says.
A gun that fires using compressed air.
User avatar #427524 - theelderscrolls (04/23/2013) [-]
Oh. i just looked it up. im an idiot.
User avatar #427523 - theelderscrolls (04/23/2013) [-]
it shoots air? does it hurt?
User avatar #427527 - danrmanalt (04/23/2013) [-]
No, it shoots pellets or BB's, and metal BB's, not like the orange plastic ones.
And yes it hurts, they make them in all sorts of callibers, ranging from 4.5mm to 50. cal (12.7 mm), and can be used for hunting depending on the caliber and velocity.
I had a ten pump rifle that my friend accidentally (didn't know it was chambered) shot himself in the face with (after only pumping once), and has a scar from it.
User avatar #427546 - tiagodisouza (04/23/2013) [-]
i think by airguns he meant those compressed air cans that are usually used to clean keyboards among other stuff
#427503 - you spilled **** .  [+] (11 new replies) 04/23/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #427505 - danrmanalt (04/23/2013) [-]
I ended up going with that assumption.
It's just, it felt sort of like the oil that's inside airguns and stuff to lube up the barrel and trigger mechanism and stuffs.
User avatar #427506 - theelderscrolls (04/23/2013) [-]
where do you live?
User avatar #427507 - danrmanalt (04/23/2013) [-]
Philadelphia, why?
User avatar #427509 - theelderscrolls (04/23/2013) [-]
>airguns
User avatar #427511 - danrmanalt (04/23/2013) [-]
Ah, well, I've always had an interest in guns, but I'm only 16.
So I've had many airguns, as well as some airsoft.
User avatar #427515 - theelderscrolls (04/23/2013) [-]
No no no.....wtf is an airgun?
User avatar #427521 - danrmanalt (04/23/2013) [-]
Exactly what the name says.
A gun that fires using compressed air.
User avatar #427524 - theelderscrolls (04/23/2013) [-]
Oh. i just looked it up. im an idiot.
User avatar #427523 - theelderscrolls (04/23/2013) [-]
it shoots air? does it hurt?
User avatar #427527 - danrmanalt (04/23/2013) [-]
No, it shoots pellets or BB's, and metal BB's, not like the orange plastic ones.
And yes it hurts, they make them in all sorts of callibers, ranging from 4.5mm to 50. cal (12.7 mm), and can be used for hunting depending on the caliber and velocity.
I had a ten pump rifle that my friend accidentally (didn't know it was chambered) shot himself in the face with (after only pumping once), and has a scar from it.
User avatar #427546 - tiagodisouza (04/23/2013) [-]
i think by airguns he meant those compressed air cans that are usually used to clean keyboards among other stuff

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User avatar #13 - epicextreme (01/28/2013) [-]
do you have an xbox?
User avatar #14 to #13 - theelderscrolls (03/09/2013) [-]
yeah. TheAwesomeCouch.
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