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Steam Profile: TheAwesomeCouch
Consoles Owned: Gameboy,gameboy color,gameboy advanced,gameboy advanced sp,psp,sega genisis. PS1 PS2, xbox, xbox360,wii,nintedo 64,NES, Super NES,Gamecube. Soon to be PC.
Video Games Played: All of them
X-box Gamertag: TheAwesomeCouch
Interests: Stuff
Date Signed Up:2/09/2012
Last Login:5/23/2014
Location:TX
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#450136 - Yeah, i was sketchy about the Athlon but I went for it anyways… 05/11/2013 on Video Games Board - console... +1
#450126 - Well guys, i finally finished Charmander Mk1. I …  [+] (15 new replies) 05/11/2013 on Video Games Board - console... +1
User avatar #450182 - rplix (05/11/2013) [-]
AMD

/ignore
User avatar #450186 - theelderscrolls (05/11/2013) [-]
Ehh, i like AMD because im cheaper that fuck.

What are your specs?
User avatar #450194 - rplix (05/11/2013) [-]
CPU: Intel i5-2500K @ 3.3ghz
Mobo: Gigabyte z68-AP3 socket 1155
RAM: 8gb DDR3-1333
GPU: GTX 550 Ti 1gb ram (going to upgrade soon to GTX 660 Sig 2)
HDD: 1TB 7200 rpm
PSU: 600w gold certified
Case: Cooler Master Storm Scout
User avatar #450199 - theelderscrolls (05/11/2013) [-]
>8gb RAM

>600 watt psu


Met on my level fagit
User avatar #450203 - rplix (05/11/2013) [-]
lol what? Psssh, like you need 875 watts for a 5830 sli. That shit is like 3 years old.
User avatar #450207 - theelderscrolls (05/11/2013) [-]
Do you not plan on using SLI on your PC?
User avatar #450214 - rplix (05/11/2013) [-]
No considering I can outperform your sli with one card and won't have to upgrade for another 3-5 years.
User avatar #450221 - theelderscrolls (05/11/2013) [-]
You can but i highly doubt that this is about being better than ME.
User avatar #450179 - sannukas (05/11/2013) [-]
Why 5830 CF? why not something more up to date?
User avatar #450188 - theelderscrolls (05/11/2013) [-]
im up grading, im just trying to figure out what series.
User avatar #450185 - theelderscrolls (05/11/2013) [-]
I got them for free.
User avatar #450208 - sannukas (05/11/2013) [-]
Oh then it's pretty good.
User avatar #450210 - theelderscrolls (05/11/2013) [-]
yeah. Im looking at new GPUs right now.
User avatar #450132 - Timmietim (05/11/2013) [-]
athlon hmm. Rest is good tho. the crossfired one should play most stuff fine.
User avatar #450136 - theelderscrolls (05/11/2013) [-]
Yeah, i was sketchy about the Athlon but I went for it anyways because this isnt my hardcore build (Arceus) and i wont be doing a TON of gaming on it.
#16 - Picture 05/11/2013 on theelderscrolls's profile 0
#39 - >Clip 05/11/2013 on Lets have a Shit Storm! 0
#20 - ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy… 05/11/2013 on Archer Love! 0
#40 - get that tumblr **** out of here.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/11/2013 on High wind glider takeoff -6
User avatar #66 - elitejerkz (05/11/2013) [-]
How is "2 kinds of people" a tumblr joke?. Its been around for ages.
#301 - and the fact that the westboro baptist church is being hated o…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/10/2013 on This hits hard +3
User avatar #306 - shazmo (05/10/2013) [-]
I also like Duck Dynasty
User avatar #305 - blayck (05/10/2013) [-]
what has this world come to.
#278 - and the Mexicants for taking our jerbs.  [+] (4 new replies) 05/10/2013 on This hits hard +3
User avatar #282 - blayck (05/10/2013) [-]
while we're talking about problems, let's not forget those satan worshipers who think blacks should be treated equally.
User avatar #301 - theelderscrolls (05/10/2013) [-]
and the fact that the westboro baptist church is being hated on by Niggers, Faggots and other undesirables.
User avatar #306 - shazmo (05/10/2013) [-]
I also like Duck Dynasty
User avatar #305 - blayck (05/10/2013) [-]
what has this world come to.
#263 - Lets not forget abortion.  [+] (6 new replies) 05/10/2013 on This hits hard +12
User avatar #266 - blayck (05/10/2013) [-]
can't forget good old muslims ruining our nation.
User avatar #278 - theelderscrolls (05/10/2013) [-]
and the Mexicants for taking our jerbs.
User avatar #282 - blayck (05/10/2013) [-]
while we're talking about problems, let's not forget those satan worshipers who think blacks should be treated equally.
User avatar #301 - theelderscrolls (05/10/2013) [-]
and the fact that the westboro baptist church is being hated on by Niggers, Faggots and other undesirables.
User avatar #306 - shazmo (05/10/2013) [-]
I also like Duck Dynasty
User avatar #305 - blayck (05/10/2013) [-]
what has this world come to.
#252 - Well since you brought up god, we might as well talk about gun…  [+] (8 new replies) 05/10/2013 on This hits hard +14
User avatar #258 - blayck (05/10/2013) [-]
let's bring up gay marriage, while we're at it.
User avatar #263 - theelderscrolls (05/10/2013) [-]
Lets not forget abortion.
User avatar #266 - blayck (05/10/2013) [-]
can't forget good old muslims ruining our nation.
User avatar #278 - theelderscrolls (05/10/2013) [-]
and the Mexicants for taking our jerbs.
User avatar #282 - blayck (05/10/2013) [-]
while we're talking about problems, let's not forget those satan worshipers who think blacks should be treated equally.
User avatar #301 - theelderscrolls (05/10/2013) [-]
and the fact that the westboro baptist church is being hated on by Niggers, Faggots and other undesirables.
User avatar #306 - shazmo (05/10/2013) [-]
I also like Duck Dynasty
User avatar #305 - blayck (05/10/2013) [-]
what has this world come to.
#151 - Picture 05/10/2013 on Comic book store +1
#179 - Athletics master race. 05/10/2013 on best hiding place +1
#98 - I have no idea who you are and why people are excited about yo… 05/08/2013 on Them Good ol' Days -4
#15 - Picture 05/04/2013 on theelderscrolls's profile 0
#23 - Where is your province? 05/04/2013 on Racist Norway -1
#20 - What was that? I couldn't hear you over my 2nd amendment.  [+] (21 new replies) 05/04/2013 on Racist Norway -4
User avatar #22 - kahanek (05/04/2013) [-]
The second amendment is one of the main reasons America is a horrible country.
#27 - elgringogordo has deleted their comment.
#46 - anonymous (05/04/2013) [-]
Well, yes.
I trust my neighbours more knowing that they don't have the ability to kill me almost instantly, and that if I ever did fight them, it would be human to human.
#47 - elgringogordo has deleted their comment.
#50 - anonymous (05/04/2013) [-]
Yet allowing people to buy weapons that would allow them to overpower other people is any more fair?

The world isn't fair, the best we can do is to make it about who is at the top naturally, rather than who can buy the biggest gun.
#52 - elgringogordo has deleted their comment.
#53 - anonymous (05/04/2013) [-]
Anyone that wished to be truly responsible in their safety would learn martial arts, Krav Maga, Judo and Maui Tai are all fairly simple to learn.
#38 - yusatatsuaki (05/04/2013) [-]
you trust your fellow citizens, fucking bullshit nigger, you are dumb high or both. Fucking people are worthless shitheads to each other, I wouldn't trust a god damn person until I know them. Seriously. fuck people, fuck governments, fuck everyone.
#41 - elgringogordo has deleted their comment.
User avatar #36 - Crusader (05/04/2013) [-]
I live in Canada
We don't have the second amendment
Yet somehow we managed to live without a tyrannical government or drug dealers shooting kids
#42 - elgringogordo has deleted their comment.
User avatar #43 - Crusader (05/04/2013) [-]
Tyranny - arbitrary or unrestrained exercise of power; despotic abuse of authority. Synonyms: despotism, absolutism, dictatorship.

We don't live in Tyranny, all of the laws that I know of have some practical application, not to mention that the right to weapons is not a natural right of citizenry.
#44 - elgringogordo has deleted their comment.
User avatar #45 - Crusader (05/04/2013) [-]
They are not saying you don't have the right to defend yourself, in fact our laws say the exact opposite, you may do what is required to defend yourself and your home.
The laws are in place to stop people from assuming authority over another, which would be true tyranny, not what you are assuming is Tyranny because you don't see the reason behind it.
#48 - elgringogordo has deleted their comment.
User avatar #49 - Crusader (05/04/2013) [-]
Someone that truly wished to protect themselves would be armed with more than a pistol, if they were responsible they would learn self-defense martial arts training so they could defend them-self with a weapon.
#51 - elgringogordo has deleted their comment.
#24 - agentpurplek (05/04/2013) [-]
You=Faggot
User avatar #37 - Crusader (05/04/2013) [-]
The only time I have ever seen a well-reputed journalist mess up is when there was a dude with a Soviet originated .30 cal semi-auto rifle with a 20-something round clip that shot up a Denny's.
He called it an AK, considering the fact that he didn't know much about guns, I would say it pretty damn good.
#34 - jakeattack (05/04/2013) [-]
lost it at the fucking nerf gun
User avatar #23 - theelderscrolls (05/04/2013) [-]
Where is your province?
#17 - Sorry, i just feel that this post needed more AMERICA …  [+] (29 new replies) 05/04/2013 on Racist Norway -12
User avatar #35 - Crusader (05/04/2013) [-]
You bring shame to TES
User avatar #25 - nurucio (05/04/2013) [-]
Shut up and stop embarrassing us.
#32 - anonymous (05/04/2013) [-]
>iimplying you don't embarrass yourselves on a daily basis
User avatar #33 - nurucio (05/04/2013) [-]
Exactly- we don't need this guy here doing it more.
#19 - anonymous (05/04/2013) [-]
Daily reminder that Norway is far more superior than America.
User avatar #28 - samjamfan (05/04/2013) [-]
says the north korean citizen
#20 - theelderscrolls (05/04/2013) [-]
What was that? I couldn't hear you over my 2nd amendment.

User avatar #22 - kahanek (05/04/2013) [-]
The second amendment is one of the main reasons America is a horrible country.
#27 - elgringogordo has deleted their comment.
#46 - anonymous (05/04/2013) [-]
Well, yes.
I trust my neighbours more knowing that they don't have the ability to kill me almost instantly, and that if I ever did fight them, it would be human to human.
#47 - elgringogordo has deleted their comment.
#50 - anonymous (05/04/2013) [-]
Yet allowing people to buy weapons that would allow them to overpower other people is any more fair?

The world isn't fair, the best we can do is to make it about who is at the top naturally, rather than who can buy the biggest gun.
#52 - elgringogordo has deleted their comment.
#53 - anonymous (05/04/2013) [-]
Anyone that wished to be truly responsible in their safety would learn martial arts, Krav Maga, Judo and Maui Tai are all fairly simple to learn.
#38 - yusatatsuaki (05/04/2013) [-]
you trust your fellow citizens, fucking bullshit nigger, you are dumb high or both. Fucking people are worthless shitheads to each other, I wouldn't trust a god damn person until I know them. Seriously. fuck people, fuck governments, fuck everyone.
#41 - elgringogordo has deleted their comment.
User avatar #36 - Crusader (05/04/2013) [-]
I live in Canada
We don't have the second amendment
Yet somehow we managed to live without a tyrannical government or drug dealers shooting kids
#42 - elgringogordo has deleted their comment.
User avatar #43 - Crusader (05/04/2013) [-]
Tyranny - arbitrary or unrestrained exercise of power; despotic abuse of authority. Synonyms: despotism, absolutism, dictatorship.

We don't live in Tyranny, all of the laws that I know of have some practical application, not to mention that the right to weapons is not a natural right of citizenry.
#44 - elgringogordo has deleted their comment.
User avatar #45 - Crusader (05/04/2013) [-]
They are not saying you don't have the right to defend yourself, in fact our laws say the exact opposite, you may do what is required to defend yourself and your home.
The laws are in place to stop people from assuming authority over another, which would be true tyranny, not what you are assuming is Tyranny because you don't see the reason behind it.
#48 - elgringogordo has deleted their comment.
User avatar #49 - Crusader (05/04/2013) [-]
Someone that truly wished to protect themselves would be armed with more than a pistol, if they were responsible they would learn self-defense martial arts training so they could defend them-self with a weapon.
#51 - elgringogordo has deleted their comment.
#24 - agentpurplek (05/04/2013) [-]
You=Faggot
User avatar #37 - Crusader (05/04/2013) [-]
The only time I have ever seen a well-reputed journalist mess up is when there was a dude with a Soviet originated .30 cal semi-auto rifle with a 20-something round clip that shot up a Denny's.
He called it an AK, considering the fact that he didn't know much about guns, I would say it pretty damn good.
#34 - jakeattack (05/04/2013) [-]
lost it at the fucking nerf gun
User avatar #23 - theelderscrolls (05/04/2013) [-]
Where is your province?
#50 - Mentally self conscious is what i was referring to. Smaller do… 05/03/2013 on I heard FJ likes Corgis 0
#48 - Because, when you mix a great big dog with a little insecure o…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/03/2013 on I heard FJ likes Corgis 0
User avatar #49 - xmortalityx (05/03/2013) [-]
i could see the physical problems maybe taking into effect when hes older, but mentally he has not a damn thing wrong with him. I have a 4 year old and a 10 month old and he takes so much abuse from them without a grain of salt.
User avatar #50 - theelderscrolls (05/03/2013) [-]
Mentally self conscious is what i was referring to. Smaller dogs like corgis and chihuahuas are extremely self conscious.
#45 - I feel so bad for your dog man.....  [+] (4 new replies) 05/03/2013 on I heard FJ likes Corgis 0
User avatar #47 - xmortalityx (05/03/2013) [-]
why feel bad? hes in a loving home and loving every moment of it. isnt that what every dog deserves?
User avatar #48 - theelderscrolls (05/03/2013) [-]
Because, when you mix a great big dog with a little insecure one, youre going to have problems, both mentally and physically.
User avatar #49 - xmortalityx (05/03/2013) [-]
i could see the physical problems maybe taking into effect when hes older, but mentally he has not a damn thing wrong with him. I have a 4 year old and a 10 month old and he takes so much abuse from them without a grain of salt.
User avatar #50 - theelderscrolls (05/03/2013) [-]
Mentally self conscious is what i was referring to. Smaller dogs like corgis and chihuahuas are extremely self conscious.
#19 - There is something Starbucks related in every scene. 05/03/2013 on fight club 0
#35 - Please tell me you get it..... 05/03/2013 on Title. -1
#33 - it was the joke. he read it and thats why he posted it. 04/27/2013 on BIG THINGS +1
#431070 - k 04/26/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#431068 - no pls  [+] (2 new replies) 04/26/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #431069 - elmilius (04/26/2013) [-]
sorry bby, I'm not mad anymore
User avatar #431070 - theelderscrolls (04/26/2013) [-]
k

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User avatar #13 - epicextreme (01/28/2013) [-]
do you have an xbox?
User avatar #14 to #13 - theelderscrolls (03/09/2013) [-]
yeah. TheAwesomeCouch.
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