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The human body is the entire structure of a human organism, and consists of a head, neck, torso, two arms and two legs. By the time the human reaches adulthood, the body consists of close to 100 trillion cells,[1] the basic unit of life. These cells are organised biologically to eventually form the whole body.

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#607 - thedutchs (07/27/2016) [-]
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#44 - ottophilatsio (07/23/2016) [-]
She laughed. She was at school at the time, and he texted here right before it happened saying he was going over to our place to beat me up (though she didn't actually believe him). I didn't know that guy from Adam, so it really helped the police to book him when they saw a confession and admittance of pre-meditated assault.

It was weird too, because he was screaming "fucking white guy" over and over again when it happened. He was kind of east Indian looking, but with no accent. You know like a regular dude. I could have also charged him with a hate crime, but I didn't want to open that kettle of fish.
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