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Date Signed Up:5/24/2011
Last Login:8/28/2014
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#21 - I'm glad to hear that Scooby and Elliot escaped. Hopefully Fra… 08/03/2014 on Year 25 ATPR +1
#60 - Well, he's worth $150 million so I don't really think he cares… 08/03/2014 on Mike Jeffries +3
#72 - Comment deleted 08/03/2014 on Improving life -1
#47 - Well the government doesn't have to entice you to give them yo… 08/02/2014 on Pizza Hut 0
#52 - IMO theres nothing really special about Scarlett Johansson. It…  [+] (29 new replies) 08/02/2014 on literally everybody looks... +29
User avatar #118 - privatepumpanickel (08/02/2014) [-]
Scarlett Johansson is heavenly perfect. opinion nigz
#77 - anonymous (08/02/2014) [-]
she's the most attractive naked woman I've seen a picture of
#72 - anonymous (08/02/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolled image** I like her voice
User avatar #70 - cerbskies (08/02/2014) [-]
I felt the same way back when angelina jolie was a "thing".. I dont get why scarlett is the next "hot celeb". Im assuming we're supposed to ignore pornstars? Id bang the shit out of hitomi tanaka over scarlett ANY fucking day of the week.
User avatar #66 - pineapplechunkss (08/02/2014) [-]
>implying that she's not hot without the latex
#63 - WheresMyAccount (08/02/2014) [-]
Don't try to tell me you wouldn't motorboat that
User avatar #114 - tkfourtwoone (08/02/2014) [-]
What, the silicone bags that aren't even there anymore?!
User avatar #79 - seras (08/02/2014) [-]
Opinions, my friend.
User avatar #80 - WheresMyAccount (08/02/2014) [-]
b-b-b-b-but everyone would motorboat that
User avatar #81 - seras (08/02/2014) [-]
Nope, sorry, friend. But if you would, that's fine, that's all that is important.
User avatar #106 - seras (08/02/2014) [-]
I like how I get thumbed down for stating my opinion. But okay. I seriously do not find her attractive in the slightest, sorry guys.
#87 - anonymous (08/02/2014) [-]
For someone who chooses Seras as a fucking avatar and name for profile, you sure are unexcited about big boobs
User avatar #105 - seras (08/02/2014) [-]
She is awesome, I don't care about her boobs.
User avatar #58 - imagnetsux (08/02/2014) [-]
which means every physically fit girl in a tight spandex suit is a very special thing
#54 - anonymous (08/02/2014) [-]
omg ikr? Nothing special about her at all.
User avatar #115 - tkfourtwoone (08/02/2014) [-]
Yeah, there is something special about her: that incredibly dumb, blank stare
User avatar #55 - pulluspardus (08/02/2014) [-]
That photoshop makes her looks like a pornstar, her not naked self is a lot hotter in my opinion.
yes its obviously shopped, her body structure makes no damn sense.
#60 - anonymous (08/02/2014) [-]
i obviously care a million bucks about her damn structure in this picture
User avatar #61 - pulluspardus (08/02/2014) [-]
You care about all that personality then?
#99 - jamiemsm (08/02/2014) [-]
User avatar #104 - pulluspardus (08/02/2014) [-]
What?
#103 - pulluspardus has deleted their comment.
#85 - anonymous (08/02/2014) [-]
sure, why the hell not?
User avatar #86 - pulluspardus (08/02/2014) [-]
...... How can you know someone's personality by looking at their boobs?
#88 - anonymous (08/02/2014) [-]
how can you not?
User avatar #89 - pulluspardus (08/02/2014) [-]
how big are your boobs?
#90 - anonymous (08/02/2014) [-]
pretty big
User avatar #91 - pulluspardus (08/02/2014) [-]
Thats some amazing personality.
#95 - anonymous (08/02/2014) [-]
There you go! Yo got it man! Congratulations!
#21 - Sadly, the food network has been my best form of television en…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/02/2014 on Now I get this joke +10
User avatar #29 - angelodlt (08/02/2014) [-]
I've been noticing this as well
#51 - Who cares whether they send them to you or not? Odds are, if s… 08/01/2014 on pikachu cockblock -1
#33 - True, but like you said, nudes are kinda stupid and you look m… 08/01/2014 on pikachu cockblock 0
#13 - Yeah, I don't think any government will allow someone to get a… 08/01/2014 on Gay marriage tho.. 0
#16 - I'm really glad theres no gypsies in Canada where I live. I we… 08/01/2014 on skills +1
#10 - >Guys who ask for nudes Come on man, if she wants to …  [+] (19 new replies) 08/01/2014 on pikachu cockblock +104
#53 - zaggystirdust (08/01/2014) [-]
Not every girl is so outgoing to just send them, sometimes the question needs to be posed to spark an interest or not.

And if a guy wants nudes and he's not a dick about it then she could comply or just say no (granted he's not a dick and keeps asking).
Most of the nudes I've received were asked for, and even a trade was made.
Nothing wrong with asking, as long as it's someone you know on a very personal level and don't make yourself out to be a twat.

but what do I know, I've only asked from girlfriends and one close friend, not just random girls.
User avatar #52 - sciencexplain (08/01/2014) [-]
Dude, a mate of mine took a photo of me and made a Meow Chat account and got instant nudes using it. So many people fucking give out nudes. It's stupid. There's no intimacy, it's just... mundane.
User avatar #49 - zarrowsmith (08/01/2014) [-]
This is so wrong, it fucking hurts. Girls will not just show up in your messages or inbox with nudes, that would make them seem even sluttier. You have to ask them for it, eventually. It just depends on what your relationship is to them, as to whether or not you'll receive them.
User avatar #51 - thedungeonmaster (08/01/2014) [-]
Who cares whether they send them to you or not? Odds are, if she's willing to send you nudes, she's willing to bang you so why do guys need to ask for all these nudes? The only reason I can think of is so you can show your friends which kind makes you a piece of shit anyway.
User avatar #46 - hoponthefeelstrain (08/01/2014) [-]
when guys beg for nudes it makes my ovaries shrivel up and fall off my body. Like that's the driest I'll ever get in my life. It's a sign that they won't take no for an answer and desperate to get their hands on them. It's annoying and you're right, if I like the guy and I'm feeling in the mood I'll surprise them with a picture.
#31 - butwhynot (08/01/2014) [-]
>Guys who ask for nudes and then upload that shit and then put a tiny black bar over her eyes like that is going to do anything. Anyone who might know her will still be able to recognize her.
User avatar #32 - hotschurl (08/01/2014) [-]
dude, this was uploaded by the girl, and from the description i even think that girl is op
#34 - butwhynot (08/01/2014) [-]
If that's true I have been reading these kinds of posts wrong for years now. I always thought it goes left person is owner of phone and right person is contact. *shrug*
User avatar #54 - nightlynutria (08/01/2014) [-]
nigga dont you ever text
#56 - butwhynot (08/01/2014) [-]
I have no friends. Also I have a 1st gen smartphone from HTC and never upgraded, because I don't really care about phones. I wonder if these two facts are related.
User avatar #57 - nightlynutria (08/01/2014) [-]
yeah nigga that explains everything,

right is sender, left is receiver
User avatar #36 - hotschurl (08/01/2014) [-]
on iPhone person on the right is the owner, im 99.99% sure it should be the same on iPod
User avatar #30 - enigmaticspirit (08/01/2014) [-]
I mean if you're in a long-term relationship with a girl it kinda makes sense. Like if she's out of town for a week and you're sexting or something. I don't why people would fucking do that for someone they barely know, like sending dick picks to some girl you just met. Then again I do want to wait until I'm married to have sex, so take that however you will.
#35 - hotschurl (08/01/2014) [-]
your reaction to that decision after your first time
#23 - anonymous (08/01/2014) [-]
how has not asking for nudes been going for you?
User avatar #21 - joberja (08/01/2014) [-]
Don't ask and you won't recieve...

Nudes are kinda stupid anyway, but if you don't ask for something, you probably won't get it
User avatar #37 - opa (08/01/2014) [-]
ask for them when the time is right. If she tells you about underwear ask for pics. Pics in her bra will be coming and nudes will follow
User avatar #33 - thedungeonmaster (08/01/2014) [-]
True, but like you said, nudes are kinda stupid and you look more stupid when you ask for them. Every attempt at getting nudes that i've seen, whether on the internet or peoples phones, has been cringe worthy.
#13 - anonymous (08/01/2014) [-]
>ask for nudes, answers said nudes from a shy girl with "no wonder youre a virgin"

fahk that dude
#8 - I actually know a guy who looks worse than that kid. Way more … 08/01/2014 on jew +1
#8 - They're giving away all the patents so that other companies wi…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/31/2014 on Elon Musk is a pretty cool... -2
#81 - anonymous (07/31/2014) [-]
It goes even deeper than that dude. Tesla gives away patents > people start making electric cars > electric cars need batteries > Tesla owns battery factory.

Tesla announced a $1.6 billion convertible debt offering. Tesla looks to offer $800 million of convertible senior notes due in 2019 and $800 million due in 2021 to build the world's largest battery factory.
#9 - anonymous (07/31/2014) [-]
Elon Musk net worth is nearly 10B $ and tesla motors market value is nearly 20B $ (btw BMW as one of the top car companies has only a market value of a about 30B $). It might be right, that this is a strategy but he certainly does it for the greater good.
#45 - I like your thought process. 07/31/2014 on fitting in +2
#54 - this is mY FAVORITE THING 07/31/2014 on History +9
#32 - **** guys, lets keep these posts in morbid. 07/31/2014 on Modern Ghosts +10
#53 - Hey, we're all faggots to some degree here. But seriousl…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/31/2014 on If only I had a girlfriend +1
User avatar #55 - captainstinkypinky (07/31/2014) [-]
I don't know, I was just never a fan of Mexican-type food.

although everyone says it's like jesus cumming on your tongue
#74 - Yeah **** you OP, not falling for that one. 07/30/2014 on Facts Comp -2
#33 - Someone should post this on facebook just to see how many peop… 07/30/2014 on Gaza Strips 0
#25 - In all fairness, no one says no to Chipotle.  [+] (10 new replies) 07/30/2014 on If only I had a girlfriend 0
#46 - anonymous (07/30/2014) [-]
I would enjoy going to Chipotle more, but the there's that problem of getting too much blood on my underwear.
User avatar #29 - dehnoobshow (07/30/2014) [-]
I don't even know what Chipotle is.
Hence, since I don't know what it is, I would ask what it is, so pretend we're dating and tell me what it is.
User avatar #41 - collateraldamageco (07/30/2014) [-]
a restaurant
User avatar #43 - dehnoobshow (07/30/2014) [-]
10/10 totally explains.
Sarcasm.
User avatar #47 - collateraldamageco (07/30/2014) [-]
Chipotle Mexican Grill, Inc. is a chain of restaurants in the United States, United Kingdom, Canada, Germany, and France, specializing in burritos and tacos. Its name derives from chipotle, the Mexican Spanish name for a smoked and dried jalapeƱo chili pepper.

The company has released a mission statement called Food with Integrity, which highlights its efforts in using organic ingredients, and serves more naturally raised meat than any other restaurant chain. Chipotle is one of the first chains of fast casual dining establishments.

Founded by Steve Ells in 1993, Chipotle had 16 restaurants (all in Colorado) when McDonald's Corporation became a major investor in 1998. By the time McDonald's fully divested itself from Chipotle in 2006, the chain had grown to over 500 locations.

With more than 1600 locations, Chipotle had a net income in 2013 of US $327.4 million and a staff of more than 45,000 employees.

Chipotle's menu consists of five items: burritos, fajita burritos, burrito bowls, tacos, and salads. The price of each item is based on the choice of chicken, pork carnitas, barbacoa, steak, or vegetarian (with guacamole). A tofu-based "sofritas" is being test-marketed. Additional optional toppings include rice, beans, four types of salsa, sour cream, cheese, or lettuce. When asked about expanding the menu, Steve Ells said, "[I]t's important to keep the menu focused, because if you just do a few things, you can ensure that you do them better than anybody else." The majority of food is prepared in each restaurant, with some exceptions being the beans and carnitas, which are prepared at a central kitchen in Chicago, Illinois. None of the restaurants have freezers, microwave ovens, or can openers. Most restaurants sell beer and margaritas in addition to soft drinks and fruit drinks. Chipotle was in the process of testing a children's menu, and experimenting with breakfast foods at Washington Dulles International Airport."
User avatar #48 - dehnoobshow (07/30/2014) [-]
Now I know that I would say no to Chipotle.
User avatar #45 - collateraldamageco (07/30/2014) [-]
it has mexican food
User avatar #27 - captainstinkypinky (07/30/2014) [-]
I say no to chipotle

but I'm a massive faggot
User avatar #53 - thedungeonmaster (07/31/2014) [-]
Hey, we're all faggots to some degree here. But seriously, you don't like Chipotle? The fuck is wrong with you?
User avatar #55 - captainstinkypinky (07/31/2014) [-]
I don't know, I was just never a fan of Mexican-type food.

although everyone says it's like jesus cumming on your tongue
#44 - Picture 07/30/2014 on Punchline in title +1
#78 - So the lesson here is if you bang conjoined twins, you go to jail. 07/30/2014 on /b/asic day +1
#63 - Forgive me but I haven't played Dark Souls.  [+] (2 new replies) 07/28/2014 on It's the inside that matters 0
#67 - guu (07/28/2014) [-]
#66 - Sperit (07/28/2014) [-]
i played a little of it but my pc sucks
#94 - For my taste, she is too skinny but **** all thes… 07/28/2014 on Fat logic 0
#20 - That guy is gonna have diabetes in like a month  [+] (1 new reply) 07/28/2014 on So these people exist? +2
#46 - anonymous (07/29/2014) [-]
You don't get diabetes from sugar, you get diabetes from being fat. So as long as he works off the calories from the sugar, he'll be ok.
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