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#11 - Thats not really why it happens. Males instinctively have an u…  [+] (5 new replies) 08/15/2014 on made me laugh -2
User avatar #12 - shreddednation (08/15/2014) [-]
The reason why I was eating sushi at a chinese buffet is because that's pretty much the best thing they have to be honest here. They actually don't have much to choose from..

also, I gave an example and sort of tried to dumb it down because many of the people on FJ have simpler minds and can't comprehend basic scientific discoveries such as gene pools natural selection or even how the brain's input and outputs when it comes to hormones and such as I'd probably have to explain it many of times and get corrected on the slightest mistake you see, it'd be better to just summon sciencexplain and have him write the shit up because that's pretty much his job at this point.
User avatar #23 - thedungeonmaster (08/15/2014) [-]
I understand that, but I was just trying to make the point that you probably could have used a better comparison.
User avatar #14 - sciencexplain (08/15/2014) [-]
What exactly do you want me to explain then, and to prove what point?
User avatar #18 - shreddednation (08/15/2014) [-]
Just go nuts on why guys prefer to reproduce with a large variety of females.
Just because I know that you'll be able to explain it in depth and with 99.9999% accuracy threshold.
User avatar #20 - sciencexplain (08/15/2014) [-]
You have an awful lot of confidence in me, but I'll be simple and short:

It's natural male instinct to mate with as many females as possible. The male main purpose is to reproduce, that's his purpose as a human, to maintain the homosapien species. Whenever a male encounters a female, he might not realise it, but he checks them out and subconsciously values their assets as a sexual partner and mother for their child.

With women, their job is to avoid having many sexual partners and parents for their children, because that's seen as a sign of a parent that cannot make good choices for mates for offspring. However, males are designed to spread their seed through many females, and raise strong offspring with suitable mothers for them. In fact, the purpose of being a parent for males is so important that the head of the human penis is shaped to give his sperm an advantage against that of competing males. For males, like apes and other mammals, there are alphas. An alpha has dominance over the others, and gets their choice of sexual partner or is recognised as the leader. For male humans, a similar behaviour is enacted, where males desire to spread their seed in an act of dominance and instinct, and they compete with other males to see who is stronger and thus the female chooses the stranger as a better partner.

However, a lot of this doesn't occur in society. Whilst in instinctive nature, rape was common, a lot of our laws and societal views have modified it so that we do not act on instinct. As a result, males feel strong sexual urges as a result of their subsconscious instincts, but they just don't realise it, and it is put down to being a "male" and that it's what males do. A lot of women look down on it and think men sleazy for it, but it's merely their instincts acting in the back of their head because that's what they're designed to do: Ensure the survival of their pack and race.

Hope that was good enough. Can't ensure complete accuracy, cause that was quick.
#14 - Ok that thing is actually kind of scary looking. What kind of …  [+] (7 new replies) 08/15/2014 on (untitled) +3
User avatar #32 - headlessmamii (08/15/2014) [-]
I have what he sounds like here and his scientific name.

macaulaylibrary.org/audio/75214
#36 - englman (08/15/2014) [-]
It sounds like a fat kid trapped under a melting XL-sundae calling for his mom.
#37 - headlessmamii (08/15/2014) [-]
Sounds like someone who had his internet cut off.

Moooom
MOOOOM
MOOOOOOOOM
User avatar #29 - englman (08/15/2014) [-]
It's apparently a 'Potoo'. The eyes look a bit different than most though, so maybe it's a different type.
#31 - ryojelon (08/15/2014) [-]
The iris is just probably expanded? Not sure tho.
User avatar #33 - englman (08/15/2014) [-]
Possibly *shrugs* I like fish more, so I don't know a ton about birds lol
#19 - mutzaki (08/15/2014) [-]
You lookin' for scary birds?
#7 - Comparing relationships to food...not the best argument i've e…  [+] (12 new replies) 08/15/2014 on made me laugh +12
User avatar #8 - shreddednation (08/15/2014) [-]
Not the worst either. But like I said, I was just trying to explain why it happens and not why is should happen so I don't really see why it's such a big deal? And anyway, food is one of the only things you can talk about that some neckbeards would understand.
User avatar #11 - thedungeonmaster (08/15/2014) [-]
Thats not really why it happens. Males instinctively have an urge to spread their genes as much as they can because they believe their genes are strong and should be spread. This means they're more likely to cheat than women because women release a surge of oxytocin during sex which is a bonding hormone that makes them fall in love. This is why women are often classified as stage 5 clingers. Some people are just pieces of shit who enjoy cheating. It's like kleptomaniacs, but with cheating. PS, what the hell are you doing eating sushi at a chinese restaurant?
User avatar #12 - shreddednation (08/15/2014) [-]
The reason why I was eating sushi at a chinese buffet is because that's pretty much the best thing they have to be honest here. They actually don't have much to choose from..

also, I gave an example and sort of tried to dumb it down because many of the people on FJ have simpler minds and can't comprehend basic scientific discoveries such as gene pools natural selection or even how the brain's input and outputs when it comes to hormones and such as I'd probably have to explain it many of times and get corrected on the slightest mistake you see, it'd be better to just summon sciencexplain and have him write the shit up because that's pretty much his job at this point.
User avatar #23 - thedungeonmaster (08/15/2014) [-]
I understand that, but I was just trying to make the point that you probably could have used a better comparison.
User avatar #14 - sciencexplain (08/15/2014) [-]
What exactly do you want me to explain then, and to prove what point?
User avatar #18 - shreddednation (08/15/2014) [-]
Just go nuts on why guys prefer to reproduce with a large variety of females.
Just because I know that you'll be able to explain it in depth and with 99.9999% accuracy threshold.
User avatar #20 - sciencexplain (08/15/2014) [-]
You have an awful lot of confidence in me, but I'll be simple and short:

It's natural male instinct to mate with as many females as possible. The male main purpose is to reproduce, that's his purpose as a human, to maintain the homosapien species. Whenever a male encounters a female, he might not realise it, but he checks them out and subconsciously values their assets as a sexual partner and mother for their child.

With women, their job is to avoid having many sexual partners and parents for their children, because that's seen as a sign of a parent that cannot make good choices for mates for offspring. However, males are designed to spread their seed through many females, and raise strong offspring with suitable mothers for them. In fact, the purpose of being a parent for males is so important that the head of the human penis is shaped to give his sperm an advantage against that of competing males. For males, like apes and other mammals, there are alphas. An alpha has dominance over the others, and gets their choice of sexual partner or is recognised as the leader. For male humans, a similar behaviour is enacted, where males desire to spread their seed in an act of dominance and instinct, and they compete with other males to see who is stronger and thus the female chooses the stranger as a better partner.

However, a lot of this doesn't occur in society. Whilst in instinctive nature, rape was common, a lot of our laws and societal views have modified it so that we do not act on instinct. As a result, males feel strong sexual urges as a result of their subsconscious instincts, but they just don't realise it, and it is put down to being a "male" and that it's what males do. A lot of women look down on it and think men sleazy for it, but it's merely their instincts acting in the back of their head because that's what they're designed to do: Ensure the survival of their pack and race.

Hope that was good enough. Can't ensure complete accuracy, cause that was quick.
User avatar #9 - hierophant (08/15/2014) [-]
Did you just really ask why cheating is a big deal?
User avatar #10 - shreddednation (08/15/2014) [-]
I was talking about the comparison to food. Jesus christ man.
"I know it's not right but if you look into what they think and understand, you know why they did it and not just they/we do it. "

7's comment
Comparing relationships to food...not the best argument i've ever seen
"Not the worst either. But like I said, I was just trying to explain why it happens and not why is should happen so I don't really see why it's such a big deal? ** this is the spoiler** anyway, food is one of the only things you can talk about that some neckbeards would understand."
Learn to pay attention man. I understand that you want to jump on the red thumb bandwagon but you should atleast actually read what I fucking typed up.
User avatar #13 - hierophant (08/15/2014) [-]
I did read, and I'm not trying to jump on any red thumb bandwagon or whatever.

" But like I said, I was just trying to explain why it happens and not why is should happen so I don't really see why it's such a big deal?"

What I got from this is that you were trying to explain why cheating happens, and proceeded to say that you don't see why it (cheating) is a big deal. I apologize for misunderstanding you. And just for the record, I never thumbed you down. Also, I understand your food...analogy, I guess you could call it. But you really shouldn't compare human interaction to food interaction. That's my opinion, anyways.
User avatar #16 - shreddednation (08/15/2014) [-]
Sorry for sort of blowing up on you but I'll say this again. Some people on this site have a very simple mindset. Anybody without a mental handicap can understand an anology akin to what I said. Plain and simple, but apparently simplicity is a thing that has chosen to be a negative thing here Even though many FJers have the capacity to only call people faggots at times is a bit ridiculous to say the least. but hey, at least I'm chose to attempt to explain something that some people know nothing about. Although the only thing I got out of it were a large variety of accusations
User avatar #17 - hierophant (08/15/2014) [-]
I understand. Hope you have a good day sir! *tips fedora*
#47 - I remember when front page posts averaged 1000-2000 thumbs. Th… 08/15/2014 on Did you know? 0
#113 - How can we be expected not to judge others when people do … 08/15/2014 on Oh the Disappointment 0
#50 - I ******* hate this post. Australia is a continen…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/15/2014 on Size matters +1
User avatar #75 - applesdontpee (08/15/2014) [-]
i'll say this again.. europe is also a continent
#42 - Do you suck like, mad dicks on the daily? If so thats pretty r… 08/15/2014 on Woah what? 0
#69 - Apparently the substance that lubricates our joints is the mos… 08/15/2014 on Joints in Motion +3
#124 - Because it's Paris Hilton and she's a socialite idiot who's fa… 08/15/2014 on Some Random Interesting... 0
#117 - I thumbed you up so you go away. Your attempts are sub par at best. 08/15/2014 on Coca-Cola 0
#39 - Is this how you get your sick thrills?  [+] (1 new reply) 08/14/2014 on I Never Wanted These Feels 0
#41 - TimUsher (08/14/2014) [-]
#41 - "its my ******* sister" 08/14/2014 on Nut On Her Face +1
#36 - I just commented on another post about how people talking to t…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/14/2014 on I Never Wanted These Feels 0
User avatar #38 - TimUsher (08/14/2014) [-]
The funny part is both posts are mine
User avatar #39 - thedungeonmaster (08/14/2014) [-]
Is this how you get your sick thrills?
#41 - TimUsher (08/14/2014) [-]
#33 - What a conceited bitch. 08/14/2014 on Max Kek +2
#51 - Woah that got me right at the end. Something about people talk… 08/14/2014 on Maximum Feels 0
#33 - Go watch Gilbert Gottfried's version of the aristocrats joke. … 08/13/2014 on Card tricks 0
#136 - That picture still makes my stomach feel uneasy  [+] (1 new reply) 08/13/2014 on (untitled) +3
#166 - dogzie (08/13/2014) [-]
I had to hold my hand up over my laptop screen to cover that shit up, fukin naaaasty man
#186 - Well he could have done the unreasonable thing and beat the … 08/13/2014 on facebook gold -4
#12 - Why do I need an excuse? I don't want to climb Mt Everest. Plu… 08/12/2014 on Legs +1
#22 - Yup, it's her mouth and ears that are throwing her looks off 08/12/2014 on shit nigga she rite 0
#168 - "How do I get the police to side with me on this one?&quo… 08/12/2014 on You Rage, You Lose +2
#24 - Oh **** i was not prepared for that 08/11/2014 on My favorite [adult swim]... -1
#107 - I've only met one man that I don't think watches porn. He spen… 08/10/2014 on porn fucts +4
#27 - Well actually, shorter guys who lift and get giant can be cons…  [+] (4 new replies) 08/09/2014 on Fat joke friday is here +5
#75 - anonymous (08/09/2014) [-]
While BMI does not account for muscle, one simple measurement of the waist would tell you the difference between fat and muscular.
#42 - anonymous (08/09/2014) [-]
No one cares about BMI though. BMI is like the most retarded thing you can possibly use to measure that.
User avatar #94 - bothemastaofall (08/09/2014) [-]
the govt cares a lot about bmi
#85 - giokin (08/09/2014) [-]
Yet we still use it when we determine if your are overweight or not.
#26 - You go live in the northern Yukon and tell me how great and ea… 08/09/2014 on Farewell Canada! 0
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