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#13 - Your guess is as good as mine. 07/28/2014 on I apologize 0
#5 - Here's one for you guys, actually happened to me the other day…  [+] (11 new replies) 07/28/2014 on I apologize +86
#63 - blackmanrollipolli (07/29/2014) [-]
MFW my girlfriend feels guilty about something... aww yiss...
#25 - lastsamurai (07/28/2014) [-]
just imagine you're talking to a baby.
User avatar #21 - sociocat (07/28/2014) [-]
">TFW gf"
never happened
User avatar #19 - lesternygaard (07/28/2014) [-]
IT'S YOUR FAULT YOU RAPIST MURDERER CIS SCUM.

YOU JUST GAVE ME ANXIETY.

I HOPE YOU

i can't. sorry.
User avatar #38 - StickyTissueLoLz (07/28/2014) [-]
therewasanattempt.jpg
User avatar #18 - iassume (07/28/2014) [-]
She felt bad for this and didn't unterstand why your feelings about this weren't as strong as hers.
What made her mad, was that she couldn't understand btw: she felt that bad for you, you should keep her
#37 - anonymous (07/28/2014) [-]
that's bull, the girl sounds like shes spoilt. or 9 years old...
User avatar #11 - mrsonic (07/28/2014) [-]
Expectations everywhere? She expects and kinda wants you to be angry so she can acknowledge better what she did and forgive herself? I dunno, I'm speculating.
#64 - blackmanrollipolli (07/29/2014) [-]
Dude. No. We're talking about real life here man, not japenese speaking anime love story soap opera characters...
User avatar #13 - thedungeonmaster (07/28/2014) [-]
Your guess is as good as mine.
#38 - Enjoy your future 10 cats.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/28/2014 on Modern girls +1
#40 - plwmar (07/28/2014) [-]
good one
#98 - **** i'm retarded. At first I thought they were b…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/28/2014 on Trying to break in... +71
User avatar #338 - YllekNayr (07/28/2014) [-]
How the hell did you come up with that line of reasoning?
User avatar #200 - shenro (07/28/2014) [-]
i thought that they broke in the car and noticed a dog sleeping so they put it on the ground carefully so he doesnt wake up but then i realised what they were doing once they gave him water
User avatar #157 - ljxjlos (07/28/2014) [-]
Exactly what I thought, too.
#45 - Imagine the G-force in the SR-71. I've gone for a ride in an 8…  [+] (12 new replies) 07/26/2014 on Some Awesome Facts Compilation 0
User avatar #81 - cormy (07/27/2014) [-]
Just putting it out there, G-Force doesn't come from speed but from acceleration. Although humans have been known to survive over 40Gs in horizontal acceleration, I doubt that you can accelerate at that rate for more than a few seconds and only until maybe mach 2?
Also, the speed you posted is about mach 3, certainly a respectable speed but there are quite a few flyers that exceed that with ease nowadays.
User avatar #61 - jokeface (07/27/2014) [-]
I was not aware that there where vehicles that could go that fast. Now I'm terrified of humanity's potential.
User avatar #62 - jokeface (07/27/2014) [-]
were*
User avatar #54 - dezza (07/26/2014) [-]
There is now an SR-72 which can go from London to New York in under an hour and can't be detected by any radar system and can go Mach 6
#76 - greyhoundfd (07/27/2014) [-]
If your vehicle can go Mach 6 then why does it need to be undetectable by radar?
User avatar #207 - dezza (07/28/2014) [-]
You misunderstand it's undetectable by radar because it can go Mach 6
#208 - greyhoundfd (07/29/2014) [-]
Well that makes it seem much more logical.
User avatar #82 - cormy (07/27/2014) [-]
Because if you can make a plane do mach 6, you can most certainly make a missile do so.
#84 - greyhoundfd (07/27/2014) [-]
Not really, at least not without making it a blatantly obvious and likely easy to foil missile. The SR-72 can go Mach-6 because it uses an incredibly advanced and well designed engine system, but to place that sort of engine system on a missile, and more importantly to ensure it has the fuel to reach its target, means that the missile would be incredibly expensive. With a missile like that, it would be incredibly difficult to see widespread-usage, meaning that it would pretty much only exist to destroy the updated Blackbird. Now, do you really think that governments of the world are willing to sink billions of dollars into research efforts to design a missile capable of destroying a plane design which will probably only have 3-4 functional units in the entire world?
User avatar #86 - cormy (07/27/2014) [-]
Yes.
Because that's what missiles are for. Build 4 OP planes with no counters? Fuck that shit, no one's allowed to do whatever they want.
Build a dozen specifically designed missiles to take out those 4 planes if the need ever arises. A plane is far larger and far more expensive to design than a missile due to the human, radar and landing factors. Not so for missiles.
Besides, it only needs to go fast. The missile wouldn't even need a warhead of any kind to deal with the blackbird, it would just have to shred through it.
#88 - greyhoundfd (07/27/2014) [-]
We're talking about accelerating a relatively small object to mach-6. I'm not sure if you realize this, but objects actually do have a maximum speed. A missile can't go faster than the air-resistance acted upon it. To build a missile able to hold the propulsion systems, necessary fuel, and be able to hit its target effectively, your missile would be nearly the size of the Blackbird.
User avatar #92 - cormy (07/27/2014) [-]
... Something is wrong with your logic.
The smaller an object is, the easier it is to accelerate it to a higher speed. A missile can go as fast as it wants as long as its structure can take the force of the air resistance, which becomes much easier once above mach speed.
The primary focus of a plane is completely different from a missile. A missile will be in the air for... 5 minutes MAXIMUM while a plane is meant to fly for an hour or more, the fuel a missile needs is negligible when compared to that of a reconnaissance ship. From what I've read, the blackbird isn't meant to be maneuverable since the speed it has is so great any kind of sharp turns would most definitely render the pilot useless so like this comp says, it basically just tries to out-distance the missile. A missile doesn't have a human in it so it can be streamlined a boatload more than a plane and can be given far more acceleration and maneuverability.
You do realize that a human free falling was able to achieve mach speeds right? Air resistance is more a factor when it comes to something's acceleration, not its top speed. A missile designed to take out a blackbird could easily achieve its speed while maintaining a fraction of the cost. Have you seen missiles before? They're tiny as fuck. They don't need to be stealthy, efficient or be able to recover in multiple situations, they just need to GO FAST. It's a one shot deal of full throttle throughout the entire flight, it's just a much much simpler instrument and will always be able to out-do manned planes in what it does best, fly fast at a target.
Hell, if it doesn't have a warhead as I would guess it wouldn't need, then it can fly straight through the flares that a plane might shoot out to defend itself, then re-lock onto its target once through the barrage.
#339 - MFW your whole comment. I still don't understand what to do af…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/26/2014 on How privileged are you? +59
User avatar #1396 - Daeiros (07/27/2014) [-]
I, too am confused about that
Check as in, hey check it out? Check as in, check it off on a list? Check as in, check it at the door like a coat check? that one makes the most sense, but how the fuck would one do this?

The sentence sounds like a command, like a call to action, like there is something they want you to do, but for the life of me, I can not form a coherent command no matter which definition I use.
#1460 - twilightdusk (07/27/2014) [-]
The way it was originally used was in less of a commanding tone, it was more like "Take a moment to recognize how lucky you are in life compared to everyone else."

But now it's basically just an insult slung by SJW types in an attempt to shut down any argument. "Women get paid less than men!!!" "Well actually, if there's a man and a women doing the exact same job for the same amount of time, they tend to get paid the same and-" "CHECK YOUR PRIVILEGE GEEEEEEEEZ!!!"
#150 - I didn't know a picture of two crocodiles would ever be releva…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/26/2014 on Unhappy customer +1
#158 - Marker (07/26/2014) [-]
I'm holding onto this one
#39 - OH HO HO HO! Have I got a treat for you! Is posting…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/26/2014 on It tickles during oral +1
#42 - fuckallthelobsters (07/26/2014) [-]
the gummy worms was the worst one.
#33 - Picture 07/26/2014 on Sticky +3
#58 - Black cats..can't trust em. 07/25/2014 on *BOOP* +2
#1 - Rob Pattinson. The guy who hates Twilight more than anyone.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/24/2014 on Scripts +89
#24 - anonymous (07/25/2014) [-]
Well the millions he made might lower the hate. I'd say he's in top 10
#42 - There's too many funny ones to count but it's the way people u… 07/24/2014 on maybe an analist +1
#26 - ATM elephant style. 07/24/2014 on The butler did it 0
#39 - The number one reason I love the internet is there seems to be…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/24/2014 on maybe an analist +2
#41 - mutzaki (07/24/2014) [-]
This is one of my favorites.
User avatar #42 - thedungeonmaster (07/24/2014) [-]
There's too many funny ones to count but it's the way people use them. They just seem to fit perfectly with the scenario, I don't know how people are that clever.
#4 - Why? Why would Homer hit that guy of all people over the head … 07/23/2014 on *Source nodding guy... 0
#2272 - **thedungeonmaster rolls 874,166,699** **** you… 07/23/2014 on Highest roll gets pink for... 0
#7 - That's ******* terrifying. I already disliked bab… 07/23/2014 on Yep that's the antichrist +2
#907 - **thedungeonmaster rolls 824,577,907** I wonder if i'll be t… 07/23/2014 on admin craps on your face 0
#10 - >"obscure comment attempting to be random" &g… 07/23/2014 on Wat. +12
#579 - big brother admin 's triceps. 07/23/2014 on Positive Happy Thread 0
#63 - Hmm have I read too many of these cringe-type stories or was t… 07/23/2014 on Weaboo Stories: Gob Gets Laid 0
#41 - It's only gay if you make eye contact dude. 07/23/2014 on Imgur motivation +2
#39 - Do you swallow?  [+] (3 new replies) 07/23/2014 on Imgur motivation +1
User avatar #40 - tiles (07/23/2014) [-]
Never. Because that would be gay.
#127 - anonymous (07/24/2014) [-]
>Leaving those precious proteins.
What are you, a faggot?
User avatar #41 - thedungeonmaster (07/23/2014) [-]
It's only gay if you make eye contact dude.
#38 - Are you saying that...women can be shallow? 07/23/2014 on Whut +41
#531 - I just scrolled through my reaction folder and clicked randoml… 07/23/2014 on Positive Happy Thread 0
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User avatar #2 - gugek (12/07/2014) [-]
Hey, i know it's late but i hope you have a fantastic morning and a great day tomorrow yo! :-]
User avatar #1 - grandtheftkoala **User deleted account** (09/14/2013) [-]
you are cool
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