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#71380 - It's too late now, but thanks. 05/10/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#71334 - As energized as that would get me, I can't afford to lose 30 minutes.  [+] (2 new replies) 05/10/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #71352 - advicedude (05/10/2013) [-]
15 then. It will keep you up for another hour and a half.
User avatar #71380 - thedudeistheman (05/10/2013) [-]
It's too late now, but thanks.
#71331 - I was busy most of the day and I still have a solid two-to-thr…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/10/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #71333 - advicedude (05/10/2013) [-]
work out for like, 30 min
User avatar #71334 - thedudeistheman (05/10/2013) [-]
As energized as that would get me, I can't afford to lose 30 minutes.
User avatar #71352 - advicedude (05/10/2013) [-]
15 then. It will keep you up for another hour and a half.
User avatar #71380 - thedudeistheman (05/10/2013) [-]
It's too late now, but thanks.
#10525 - Has anyone else noticed the new format for the movie ratings? … 05/09/2013 on Television - cartoon... 0
#70778 - I'm going to be that guy and tell you to stop getting new pets… 05/08/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#142 - I got troll ed by Thor. Fuck you Thor, you majestic bastard. 05/08/2013 on Birthday scenario, The... 0
#368 - Oh nice. What career are you pursuing? 05/08/2013 on High School 0
#366 - How close are you?  [+] (2 new replies) 05/08/2013 on High School 0
User avatar #367 - cocopopsonfire (05/08/2013) [-]
couple of weeks, last year of university :P
User avatar #368 - thedudeistheman (05/08/2013) [-]
Oh nice. What career are you pursuing?
#364 - That's what college is like here, but it's more difficult than…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/08/2013 on High School 0
User avatar #365 - cocopopsonfire (05/08/2013) [-]
yehh that sounds about right tbh, either way its a lot of time xD im just glad i'll completely finish my education soon :P
User avatar #366 - thedudeistheman (05/08/2013) [-]
How close are you?
User avatar #367 - cocopopsonfire (05/08/2013) [-]
couple of weeks, last year of university :P
User avatar #368 - thedudeistheman (05/08/2013) [-]
Oh nice. What career are you pursuing?
#15 - > in elementary school > school trip to aquarium … 05/08/2013 on Sea Cucumber 0
#23 - I saw this story on CNN today while I was the doctor's. He's a… 05/08/2013 on Charles Ramsey +6
#31 - Yes. 05/08/2013 on Mall +1
#70671 - I hang out with no women after school. I apologize if I worded… 05/08/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#70667 - Maybe I'll stick to the occasional compliment and something ab…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/08/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #70678 - marinepenguin (05/08/2013) [-]
Good to hear.
User avatar #70669 - advicedude (05/08/2013) [-]
Well you could ask the one that you said you hang out with a bit after school.
User avatar #70671 - thedudeistheman (05/08/2013) [-]
I hang out with no women after school. I apologize if I worded it strangely. I meant to say that asking either of them to hang out would probably not result in a positive answer.
#70659 - I'm sure the compliment would work every now and again, but I …  [+] (5 new replies) 05/08/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #70661 - advicedude (05/08/2013) [-]
Just ask them random things. What music are you into? What did you think of that class? Are you thinking of doing any sports?
User avatar #70667 - thedudeistheman (05/08/2013) [-]
Maybe I'll stick to the occasional compliment and something about class. Despite being one of the more general questions you could ask a person, asking them about what kind of music they like seems like it requires one to know someone relatively well. This must be what progress feels like.

Hey marinepenguin, look, I'm gonna talk to people.
User avatar #70678 - marinepenguin (05/08/2013) [-]
Good to hear.
User avatar #70669 - advicedude (05/08/2013) [-]
Well you could ask the one that you said you hang out with a bit after school.
User avatar #70671 - thedudeistheman (05/08/2013) [-]
I hang out with no women after school. I apologize if I worded it strangely. I meant to say that asking either of them to hang out would probably not result in a positive answer.
#19 - "That can happen again! You don't need a fuck." … 05/08/2013 on Dave Grohl +4
#70657 - I don't share your confidence.  [+] (7 new replies) 05/08/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #70658 - advicedude (05/08/2013) [-]
Well the people i've known are way cooler than you'd think they be and appreciate someone asking about what they're doing or how they've been or a compliment on their shirt or something.
User avatar #70659 - thedudeistheman (05/08/2013) [-]
I'm sure the compliment would work every now and again, but I wouldn't be able to strike up meaningful conversation if every day I just went around and gave a random compliment to persons x, y, and z every day.
User avatar #70661 - advicedude (05/08/2013) [-]
Just ask them random things. What music are you into? What did you think of that class? Are you thinking of doing any sports?
User avatar #70667 - thedudeistheman (05/08/2013) [-]
Maybe I'll stick to the occasional compliment and something about class. Despite being one of the more general questions you could ask a person, asking them about what kind of music they like seems like it requires one to know someone relatively well. This must be what progress feels like.

Hey marinepenguin, look, I'm gonna talk to people.
User avatar #70678 - marinepenguin (05/08/2013) [-]
Good to hear.
User avatar #70669 - advicedude (05/08/2013) [-]
Well you could ask the one that you said you hang out with a bit after school.
User avatar #70671 - thedudeistheman (05/08/2013) [-]
I hang out with no women after school. I apologize if I worded it strangely. I meant to say that asking either of them to hang out would probably not result in a positive answer.
#70656 - I can't envision a scenario that doesn't end awkwardly. I don'…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/08/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #70679 - marinepenguin (05/08/2013) [-]
That's because you have the thought process of an introvert, you don't desire interaction with others unless you have a reason. It takes a lot of effort to change that, but it's possible. I did it.
#70652 - I think it would end on a bad note. I don't have a reason to t…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/08/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #70653 - marinepenguin (05/08/2013) [-]
Well you aren't going to always be successful, like I said, the more you do it, the better you get, and the less you'll bomb.

And you can't because there isn't one, unless the people are dangerous.
User avatar #70656 - thedudeistheman (05/08/2013) [-]
I can't envision a scenario that doesn't end awkwardly. I don't see any reason to just say "hi" to someone. There has to be a reason for talking to someone.
User avatar #70679 - marinepenguin (05/08/2013) [-]
That's because you have the thought process of an introvert, you don't desire interaction with others unless you have a reason. It takes a lot of effort to change that, but it's possible. I did it.
#445783 - They left it on a cliffhanger for a sequel, but it never came. 05/08/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#445779 - I don't think my friends played it, so I had nobody in particu…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/08/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #445782 - juvia (05/08/2013) [-]
God damn they really need to make a sequel or at least tell us what happens, i need to know lol
User avatar #445783 - thedudeistheman (05/08/2013) [-]
They left it on a cliffhanger for a sequel, but it never came.
#70649 - I can't see myself doing that, therefore I have a lack of conf…  [+] (5 new replies) 05/08/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #70650 - marinepenguin (05/08/2013) [-]
I used to be much the same, but the way my life worked out, I was forced to talk to strangers and go out more, so even though I was nervous and uncomfortable at first, I slowly got used to it. Now it is literally no effort to go and strike up conversation with someone, whether I know them or not. Force yourself to do it on a whim, don't second guess, just do it.
User avatar #70652 - thedudeistheman (05/08/2013) [-]
I think it would end on a bad note. I don't have a reason to talk to these people. Unless I'm making a joke in the middle of a brief conversation, I don't have any reason in particular to contribute.

I'm trying to think of a scenario where I have no excuse not to talk, but I have none.
User avatar #70653 - marinepenguin (05/08/2013) [-]
Well you aren't going to always be successful, like I said, the more you do it, the better you get, and the less you'll bomb.

And you can't because there isn't one, unless the people are dangerous.
User avatar #70656 - thedudeistheman (05/08/2013) [-]
I can't envision a scenario that doesn't end awkwardly. I don't see any reason to just say "hi" to someone. There has to be a reason for talking to someone.
User avatar #70679 - marinepenguin (05/08/2013) [-]
That's because you have the thought process of an introvert, you don't desire interaction with others unless you have a reason. It takes a lot of effort to change that, but it's possible. I did it.
#70647 - Thanks, I hadn't considered that.  [+] (9 new replies) 05/08/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #70654 - advicedude (05/08/2013) [-]
Sometimes you just have to make yourself go out of your comfort zone to do anything. Sometimes when I hesitate to talk to someone, I just think to myself, "Why the fuck not" then I do it.
User avatar #70657 - thedudeistheman (05/08/2013) [-]
I don't share your confidence.
User avatar #70658 - advicedude (05/08/2013) [-]
Well the people i've known are way cooler than you'd think they be and appreciate someone asking about what they're doing or how they've been or a compliment on their shirt or something.
User avatar #70659 - thedudeistheman (05/08/2013) [-]
I'm sure the compliment would work every now and again, but I wouldn't be able to strike up meaningful conversation if every day I just went around and gave a random compliment to persons x, y, and z every day.
User avatar #70661 - advicedude (05/08/2013) [-]
Just ask them random things. What music are you into? What did you think of that class? Are you thinking of doing any sports?
User avatar #70667 - thedudeistheman (05/08/2013) [-]
Maybe I'll stick to the occasional compliment and something about class. Despite being one of the more general questions you could ask a person, asking them about what kind of music they like seems like it requires one to know someone relatively well. This must be what progress feels like.

Hey marinepenguin, look, I'm gonna talk to people.
User avatar #70678 - marinepenguin (05/08/2013) [-]
Good to hear.
User avatar #70669 - advicedude (05/08/2013) [-]
Well you could ask the one that you said you hang out with a bit after school.
User avatar #70671 - thedudeistheman (05/08/2013) [-]
I hang out with no women after school. I apologize if I worded it strangely. I meant to say that asking either of them to hang out would probably not result in a positive answer.
#445769 - I sorta remember what you're talking about (it's been quite so…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/08/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #445774 - juvia (05/08/2013) [-]
I feel like if the game had a proper online mode instead of or in addition to the team based thing then it would have sold a lot better, 1 upping my friends in skill shots online was still a hell of a good time though. And from what I remember of the ending, the robo guy goes offline for some time then reactivates and says "I AM GOD" right before the game cuts out (but i could be wrong)
User avatar #445779 - thedudeistheman (05/08/2013) [-]
I don't think my friends played it, so I had nobody in particular to compete with. I never did get into that online mode though. I think local co-op would've been nice because then you can both experience it right there. I've always just had a soft spot for local co-op though.

Also, I looked up the ending, and I remember that the main guy and girl get shuttled off into space, the main bad guy who was supposed to be dead really isn't (which is probably where you're thing comes in) and he takes control of the supporting good guy, who is now a bad guy.
User avatar #445782 - juvia (05/08/2013) [-]
God damn they really need to make a sequel or at least tell us what happens, i need to know lol
User avatar #445783 - thedudeistheman (05/08/2013) [-]
They left it on a cliffhanger for a sequel, but it never came.
#445767 - I was hoping to finish it before The Last of Us comes out, but… 05/08/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
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#1 - thelonelyfeel (12/08/2012) [-]
I just wanted to let you know that I am technically a Rabbi.
User avatar #2 to #1 - thedudeistheman ONLINE (12/08/2012) [-]
My uncle is a Rabbi.
User avatar #3 to #2 - thelonelyfeel (12/08/2012) [-]
Awesome :D!!
User avatar #4 to #3 - thedudeistheman ONLINE (12/08/2012) [-]
Did you become a Rabbi on one of those sites similar to the ones that let you become an ordained minister? A teacher at my school did that and married two of his friends.
User avatar #5 to #4 - thelonelyfeel (12/08/2012) [-]
Yep, Universal Life Church.
While some people do it just to do it I did it so I could marry people for cheap ass prices since my dad's friends constantly ask if he could become a minister and do theirs.
Also I like to rub my ID in the faces of all those Christians holding signs saying I am going to hell.
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