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#1 - thelonelyfeel (12/08/2012) [-]
I just wanted to let you know that I am technically a Rabbi.
User avatar #2 to #1 - thedudeistheman ONLINE (12/08/2012) [-]
My uncle is a Rabbi.
User avatar #3 to #2 - thelonelyfeel (12/08/2012) [-]
Awesome :D!!
User avatar #4 to #3 - thedudeistheman ONLINE (12/08/2012) [-]
Did you become a Rabbi on one of those sites similar to the ones that let you become an ordained minister? A teacher at my school did that and married two of his friends.
User avatar #5 to #4 - thelonelyfeel (12/08/2012) [-]
Yep, Universal Life Church.
While some people do it just to do it I did it so I could marry people for cheap ass prices since my dad's friends constantly ask if he could become a minister and do theirs.
Also I like to rub my ID in the faces of all those Christians holding signs saying I am going to hell.
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