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#9688778 - lasik would make it worse and possibly completely blind 12 hours ago on gay man cruising spot 0
#394 - emotions scare me too apparently they REALLY scare my…  [+] (5 new replies) 12 hours ago on thedarkestrogue's profile 0
#395 - miscarriage (12 hours ago) [-]
does someone need a hug?
#396 - thedarkestrogue (12 hours ago) [-]
no i need new memories with a new girl
User avatar #397 - miscarriage (12 hours ago) [-]
who is new grill tho
telllll
#398 - thedarkestrogue (12 hours ago) [-]
my neighbor sarah
although the way things are going i'm not sure its going to last even though we've been friends for years
#399 - miscarriage (12 hours ago) [-]
you want this shit then perk the fuck up and make it happen
be enthusiastic
#392 - what things  [+] (7 new replies) 12 hours ago on thedarkestrogue's profile 0
#393 - miscarriage (12 hours ago) [-]
things that involve feelings and feelings scare me
#394 - thedarkestrogue (12 hours ago) [-]
emotions scare me too

apparently they REALLY scare my ex cause thats why we broke up
#395 - miscarriage (12 hours ago) [-]
does someone need a hug?
#396 - thedarkestrogue (12 hours ago) [-]
no i need new memories with a new girl
User avatar #397 - miscarriage (12 hours ago) [-]
who is new grill tho
telllll
#398 - thedarkestrogue (12 hours ago) [-]
my neighbor sarah
although the way things are going i'm not sure its going to last even though we've been friends for years
#399 - miscarriage (12 hours ago) [-]
you want this shit then perk the fuck up and make it happen
be enthusiastic
#390 - tell roguey dear  [+] (9 new replies) 12 hours ago on thedarkestrogue's profile 0
#391 - miscarriage (12 hours ago) [-]
THINGS ARE HAPPENING
#392 - thedarkestrogue (12 hours ago) [-]
what things
#393 - miscarriage (12 hours ago) [-]
things that involve feelings and feelings scare me
#394 - thedarkestrogue (12 hours ago) [-]
emotions scare me too

apparently they REALLY scare my ex cause thats why we broke up
#395 - miscarriage (12 hours ago) [-]
does someone need a hug?
#396 - thedarkestrogue (12 hours ago) [-]
no i need new memories with a new girl
User avatar #397 - miscarriage (12 hours ago) [-]
who is new grill tho
telllll
#398 - thedarkestrogue (12 hours ago) [-]
my neighbor sarah
although the way things are going i'm not sure its going to last even though we've been friends for years
#399 - miscarriage (12 hours ago) [-]
you want this shit then perk the fuck up and make it happen
be enthusiastic
#9688774 - no its visual acuity. 20/20 is normal 20/15 is very go… 12 hours ago on gay man cruising spot 0
#9688770 - aka i cant see anything like 100 feet away or more for …  [+] (1 new reply) 12 hours ago on gay man cruising spot 0
User avatar #9688775 - exotic (12 hours ago) [-]
i'm kinda like that but everything starts to blur at like 2meters and i can't read signs at 10-15meters

I have issues recognizing faces from like 5 meters away

bless these glasses
#9688766 - i have temp lenses that let me see close up, so about 20/60 or so  [+] (2 new replies) 12 hours ago on gay man cruising spot 0
User avatar #9688772 - exotic (12 hours ago) [-]
oh man that sounds bad

I don't understand the 20/20 thing though
never did.

is like 20/10 farsighted and 20/30 nearsighted?
User avatar #9688774 - thedarkestrogue (12 hours ago) [-]
no its visual acuity.
20/20 is normal
20/15 is very good

20/40 is what is legally reuired to drive
and what i have without lenses is like 20/95, which is about legally blind
#9688757 - git gud you casual  [+] (1 new reply) 12 hours ago on gay man cruising spot 0
User avatar #9688762 - ajrin (12 hours ago) [-]
I can still play
I was just wondering, saves alot of time
#9688752 - So with the prescription lenses im supposed to get in like 3 d…  [+] (11 new replies) 12 hours ago on gay man cruising spot 0
User avatar #9688773 - delahk (12 hours ago) [-]
>not getting a LASIK
User avatar #9688778 - thedarkestrogue (12 hours ago) [-]
lasik would make it worse and possibly completely blind
User avatar #9688777 - exotic (12 hours ago) [-]
bad idea until your sight stops degrading
#9688763 - nazo (12 hours ago) [-]
I need lenses too
User avatar #9688761 - exotic (12 hours ago) [-]
how blind are you currently?
User avatar #9688770 - thedarkestrogue (12 hours ago) [-]
aka i cant see anything like 100 feet away or more for shit
User avatar #9688775 - exotic (12 hours ago) [-]
i'm kinda like that but everything starts to blur at like 2meters and i can't read signs at 10-15meters

I have issues recognizing faces from like 5 meters away

bless these glasses
User avatar #9688766 - thedarkestrogue (12 hours ago) [-]
i have temp lenses that let me see close up, so about 20/60 or so
User avatar #9688772 - exotic (12 hours ago) [-]
oh man that sounds bad

I don't understand the 20/20 thing though
never did.

is like 20/10 farsighted and 20/30 nearsighted?
User avatar #9688774 - thedarkestrogue (12 hours ago) [-]
no its visual acuity.
20/20 is normal
20/15 is very good

20/40 is what is legally reuired to drive
and what i have without lenses is like 20/95, which is about legally blind
User avatar #9688760 - tindarin (12 hours ago) [-]
what now
#9688481 - ranger is easy, it was in the original game 14 hours ago on gay man cruising spot 0
#9688476 - good 14 hours ago on gay man cruising spot 0
#9688470 - thats a shame, i got contacts so i can read again  [+] (2 new replies) 14 hours ago on gay man cruising spot 0
#9688475 - levchenko (14 hours ago) [-]
I don't understand...
User avatar #9688476 - thedarkestrogue (14 hours ago) [-]
good
#9688462 - you clearly havnt played it on ranger hardcore  [+] (2 new replies) 14 hours ago on gay man cruising spot 0
User avatar #9688478 - tinkotin (14 hours ago) [-]
I've played it on Ranger but it has far from the same vibe and survival feeling as Stalker on master.
User avatar #9688481 - thedarkestrogue (14 hours ago) [-]
ranger is easy, it was in the original game
#9688460 - TFW The Guardians from Destiny are the Darkness and the enemie…  [+] (5 new replies) 14 hours ago on gay man cruising spot +1
User avatar #9688472 - zzRedzz (14 hours ago) [-]
black is white, up is down, and short is long
and everything you thought was so important doesn't matter at all?
#9688468 - levchenko (14 hours ago) [-]
I cant read that.
User avatar #9688470 - thedarkestrogue (14 hours ago) [-]
thats a shame, i got contacts so i can read again
#9688475 - levchenko (14 hours ago) [-]
I don't understand...
User avatar #9688476 - thedarkestrogue (14 hours ago) [-]
good
#9688450 - theyre actually not too different if you play metro on ranger …  [+] (4 new replies) 14 hours ago on gay man cruising spot 0
User avatar #9688458 - tinkotin (14 hours ago) [-]
Metro really isn't survival though.
User avatar #9688462 - thedarkestrogue (14 hours ago) [-]
you clearly havnt played it on ranger hardcore
User avatar #9688478 - tinkotin (14 hours ago) [-]
I've played it on Ranger but it has far from the same vibe and survival feeling as Stalker on master.
User avatar #9688481 - thedarkestrogue (14 hours ago) [-]
ranger is easy, it was in the original game
#9688447 - well theyre now incorporated into the metro series, they legit…  [+] (6 new replies) 14 hours ago on gay man cruising spot 0
User avatar #9688449 - tinkotin (14 hours ago) [-]
The games are radically different and personally I prefer STALKER, it's just more... "fun".
User avatar #9688450 - thedarkestrogue (14 hours ago) [-]
theyre actually not too different if you play metro on ranger hardcore survival
i mean sure metro is linear and stalker isnt but theyre both pretty good survival games
User avatar #9688458 - tinkotin (14 hours ago) [-]
Metro really isn't survival though.
User avatar #9688462 - thedarkestrogue (14 hours ago) [-]
you clearly havnt played it on ranger hardcore
User avatar #9688478 - tinkotin (14 hours ago) [-]
I've played it on Ranger but it has far from the same vibe and survival feeling as Stalker on master.
User avatar #9688481 - thedarkestrogue (14 hours ago) [-]
ranger is easy, it was in the original game
#9688442 - hisao got his romance/death so.... his story is over 14 hours ago on gay man cruising spot 0
#9688439 - if they do it probably wont have anything to do with the origi…  [+] (2 new replies) 14 hours ago on gay man cruising spot 0
User avatar #9688440 - miscarriage (14 hours ago) [-]
b-but..
User avatar #9688442 - thedarkestrogue (14 hours ago) [-]
hisao got his romance/death
so....
his story is over
#9688434 - HODOR 14 hours ago on gay man cruising spot 0
#9688433 - So I heard they might be making a second Hisao's Dirty Cripple…  [+] (5 new replies) 14 hours ago on gay man cruising spot +1
User avatar #9688448 - zzRedzz (14 hours ago) [-]
Like the first one, I won't play it
User avatar #9688438 - miscarriage (14 hours ago) [-]
i need it
User avatar #9688439 - thedarkestrogue (14 hours ago) [-]
if they do it probably wont have anything to do with the original characters tho
User avatar #9688440 - miscarriage (14 hours ago) [-]
b-but..
User avatar #9688442 - thedarkestrogue (14 hours ago) [-]
hisao got his romance/death
so....
his story is over
#9688431 - >paralyzed girls wtf dude who are you, hisao? 14 hours ago on gay man cruising spot 0
#9688428 - not 14 hours ago on gay man cruising spot 0
#9688427 - Girls are Pokemon. You have to find them in the wild …  [+] (3 new replies) 14 hours ago on gay man cruising spot 0
#9688432 - levchenko (14 hours ago) [-]
You just fuck them and never talk to them again.

Just like a Pokemon.
User avatar #9688429 - optimussum (14 hours ago) [-]
and the best way to get them is if theyre asleep or paralyzed
User avatar #9688431 - thedarkestrogue (14 hours ago) [-]
>paralyzed girls

wtf dude
who are you, hisao?
#9688425 - you gotta find one in the wild and tame it with flattery and s…  [+] (1 new reply) 14 hours ago on gay man cruising spot +1
User avatar #9688459 - takemythumb (14 hours ago) [-]
Thx, i'm now gonna catch one, wish me luck.
#9688420 - dat chick on da right 14 hours ago on gay man cruising spot 0

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User avatar #388 - miscarriage ONLINE (12 hours ago) [-]
roguekun
#377 - masterofmuffins ONLINE (09/17/2014) [-]
You will stick my comment, right bby~?
User avatar #406 to #379 - masterofmuffins ONLINE (6 hours ago) [-]
...soooooooo, stick this one maybe?
#376 - miscarriage ONLINE (09/16/2014) [-]
roguey
roguey
#380 to #378 - miscarriage ONLINE (21 hours ago) [-]
things happened and blackquil is my girlfriend
#381 to #380 - thedarkestrogue (21 hours ago) [-]
um

wat

how did THAT happen?
#382 to #381 - miscarriage ONLINE (21 hours ago) [-]
i don't even know
i don't even know
#400 to #382 - thedarkestrogue (12 hours ago) [-]
no its already happened, we started last week
but so far its....troublesome.
between her ex and her sister having a raging hate boner against me.....
#401 to #400 - miscarriage ONLINE (12 hours ago) [-]
i know the feel   
   
my exs brother hated me for no 						******					 reason other than i made her smile and he thought he should be the only one too   
is bretty fukd up
i know the feel

my exs brother hated me for no ****** reason other than i made her smile and he thought he should be the only one too
is bretty fukd up
User avatar #402 to #401 - thedarkestrogue (12 hours ago) [-]
and i dont get out much because night shift so if it does fall apart i dont really have the chance to meet anyone else.
at least not at the moment
i need a better job thats during the daytime damn
User avatar #403 to #402 - miscarriage ONLINE (12 hours ago) [-]
roguey im sorry ;-;
i hope all goes well though, i dun wanna see my ***** sad <3
#404 to #403 - thedarkestrogue (12 hours ago) [-]
Eh such is life, id get over it.
But thanks
#405 to #404 - miscarriage ONLINE (12 hours ago) [-]
shoosh
shoosh
#383 to #382 - thedarkestrogue (21 hours ago) [-]
so
is good then?
#384 to #383 - miscarriage ONLINE (21 hours ago) [-]
well is blackquill   
   
so ya   
   
I'd say bretty gud   
   
   
THINGS   
ARE   
HAPPENING
well is blackquill

so ya

I'd say bretty gud


THINGS
ARE
HAPPENING
User avatar #385 to #384 - thedarkestrogue (21 hours ago) [-]
ye things are happening lately
its weird
User avatar #386 to #385 - miscarriage ONLINE (21 hours ago) [-]
some of the things scare me roguey ;-;
#389 to #387 - miscarriage ONLINE (12 hours ago) [-]
like everythin
#390 to #389 - thedarkestrogue (12 hours ago) [-]
tell roguey dear
#391 to #390 - miscarriage ONLINE (12 hours ago) [-]
THINGS ARE HAPPENING
THINGS ARE HAPPENING
#393 to #392 - miscarriage ONLINE (12 hours ago) [-]
things that involve feelings and feelings scare me
things that involve feelings and feelings scare me
#394 to #393 - thedarkestrogue (12 hours ago) [-]
emotions scare me too   
   
apparently they REALLY scare my ex cause thats why we broke up
emotions scare me too

apparently they REALLY scare my ex cause thats why we broke up
#395 to #394 - miscarriage ONLINE (12 hours ago) [-]
does someone need a hug?
#396 to #395 - thedarkestrogue (12 hours ago) [-]
no i need new memories with a new girl
User avatar #397 to #396 - miscarriage ONLINE (12 hours ago) [-]
who is new grill tho
telllll
#398 to #397 - thedarkestrogue (12 hours ago) [-]
my neighbor sarah
although the way things are going i'm not sure its going to last even though we've been friends for years
#399 to #398 - miscarriage ONLINE (12 hours ago) [-]
you want this 						****					 then perk the 						****					 up and make it happen   
be enthusiastic
you want this **** then perk the **** up and make it happen
be enthusiastic
User avatar #358 - abstractpink (09/09/2014) [-]
i hacked ur microwave
User avatar #359 to #358 - thedarkestrogue (09/09/2014) [-]
what microwave?
User avatar #360 to #359 - abstractpink (09/09/2014) [-]
the one u use to warm ur dildo up

its under ur bed
User avatar #363 to #361 - abstractpink (09/09/2014) [-]
the one i hid under ur sofa
User avatar #364 to #363 - thedarkestrogue (09/09/2014) [-]
i dont have a sofa
User avatar #367 to #366 - abstractpink (09/09/2014) [-]
get a home hobo
User avatar #368 to #367 - thedarkestrogue (09/09/2014) [-]
i have a home
User avatar #369 to #368 - abstractpink (09/09/2014) [-]
buy stuff for said home
User avatar #371 to #370 - abstractpink (09/09/2014) [-]
buy money
#372 to #371 - thedarkestrogue (09/09/2014) [-]
i

wat

i dont understand
User avatar #373 to #372 - abstractpink (09/09/2014) [-]
u wont be poor if u buy money omg
User avatar #374 to #373 - thedarkestrogue (09/09/2014) [-]
but you have to be rich to buy money
#375 to #374 - abstractpink (09/09/2014) [-]
das silly
das silly
User avatar #353 - rampantperson (09/08/2014) [-]
hi
User avatar #362 to #353 - abstractpink (09/09/2014) [-]
r u guise fukin
User avatar #354 to #353 - thedarkestrogue (09/08/2014) [-]
hey, you coming over?
User avatar #355 to #354 - rampantperson (09/08/2014) [-]
do you want me to?
User avatar #357 to #356 - rampantperson (09/08/2014) [-]
ok ill be over in a bit
User avatar #351 to #350 - thedarkestrogue (09/07/2014) [-]
YOU LIED TO ME
User avatar #352 to #351 - jonglio (09/07/2014) [-]
excuse me
User avatar #347 - rampantperson (09/07/2014) [-]
Hey, mind if i come over no instead of an hour?
User avatar #348 to #347 - thedarkestrogue (09/07/2014) [-]
yeah sure
User avatar #337 - twi (05/13/2014) [-]
rougeyfag
User avatar #341 to #338 - twi (05/13/2014) [-]
tfw no lub back
tfw i cri
User avatar #342 to #341 - thedarkestrogue (05/13/2014) [-]
nuh i was watching someone shoot a mac with a ww2 anti tank rifle.

<3
#343 to #342 - twi (05/13/2014) [-]
yey &lt;3   
   
also you cant just say that and not give sauce
yey <3

also you cant just say that and not give sauce
User avatar #346 to #344 - twi (05/13/2014) [-]
i want one

buy me one pls
then rifle i mean **** macs
User avatar #339 to #338 - twi (05/13/2014) [-]
lub u
User avatar #335 - joshlol (05/10/2014) [-]
you're a ******* idiot

how can you even breathe
User avatar #336 to #335 - thedarkestrogue (05/10/2014) [-]
its simple really
inhale oxygen
exhale carbon and other ****
User avatar #334 - darthsalias (05/10/2014) [-]
send a freind request over xbox to darthraven118
#331 - abstractpink (05/09/2014) [-]
vocaroo.com/i/s1XbSDRydcsZ

sticky this instead of those gay ass comments
User avatar #333 to #332 - abstractpink (05/09/2014) [-]
tfw no one stickies my comments

imma suicide now
#327 - miia ONLINE (05/06/2014) [-]
hello
#329 to #328 - miia ONLINE (05/06/2014) [-]
watcha up to?
User avatar #323 - joshlol (04/27/2014) [-]
❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤
Post this on the walls of the 12 prettiest Girls you know...
If you get back 5 you're beautiful. ..
❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤
User avatar #314 - kidmorbid (04/27/2014) [-]
❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤
Post this on the walls of the 12 prettiest Girls you know...
If you get back 5 you're beautiful. ..
❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤
#315 to #314 - thedarkestrogue (04/27/2014) [-]
omg im the prettiest girl?
#316 to #315 - kidmorbid (04/27/2014) [-]
yes

u r truely the prettiest
User avatar #321 to #320 - thedarkestrogue (04/27/2014) [-]
thats what google translate says for Gerne doch
#322 to #321 - kidmorbid (04/27/2014) [-]
oh

achyually meens "with pleasure"
User avatar #312 - joshlol (04/26/2014) [-]
hey give me games please
User avatar #313 to #312 - thedarkestrogue (04/26/2014) [-]
#blocked
User avatar #311 - abstractpink (04/26/2014) [-]
can i fuk u pl0x
#308 - anonymous (04/22/2014) [-]
Hows that fake loli gf?
User avatar #349 to #308 - thedarkestrogue (09/07/2014) [-]
i dont even remember this being posted
User avatar #310 to #308 - friendlynuke ONLINE (04/22/2014) [-]
**friendlynuke rolled comment #8549066 ** :
what
User avatar #340 to #310 - twi (05/13/2014) [-]
**twi rolled comment #30 ** :
"The were purpler than they were blue."

That would be grammatically correct though.
#347 to #340 - friendlynuke ONLINE (05/13/2014) [-]
**friendlynuke rolled comment #8741247 ** :
Should I release my comp now?
User avatar #309 to #308 - twiface (04/22/2014) [-]
**twiface rolled comment #6 ** :
It probably will, it's got no ******* wings
User avatar #305 - abstractpink (04/21/2014) [-]
which animu is ur mascot from
User avatar #306 to #305 - thedarkestrogue (04/21/2014) [-]
Hidan no Aria
User avatar #307 to #306 - abstractpink (04/21/2014) [-]
thanks i need something to randomly download <3
User avatar #301 - twi (04/11/2014) [-]
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