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Date Signed Up:1/23/2011
Last Login:10/25/2012
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#137 - and this one 07/31/2011 on What Meme's May Come +8
#21 - your*  [+] (1 new reply) 07/29/2011 on avatar sucks 0
User avatar #22 - cshp (07/29/2011) [-]
I think if Rokou(correct my spelling if it tickles your fancy) went up against Toph, he would just imprison her in ice and...you've seen enough hentai to know where it's going.
#8 - dont have to bakfljkjghfweuuwfkdsuj eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee wwwwoo…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/27/2011 on Voldemort Epilogue +8
#30 - goofdonme (07/27/2011) [-]
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee wwwwooooooooooopp? weeeeoooo weeeeo weeeeeoooeeeoooo
#24 - what the **** did i just attempt to read? i got s… 07/27/2011 on Rock Hard Weekend +7
#18 - or at least let either toph or haru teach you when to use you …  [+] (3 new replies) 07/27/2011 on avatar sucks 0
#20 - cshp (07/29/2011) [-]
How does one "use you bending"?
User avatar #21 - thedarkbacon (07/29/2011) [-]
your*
User avatar #22 - cshp (07/29/2011) [-]
I think if Rokou(correct my spelling if it tickles your fancy) went up against Toph, he would just imprison her in ice and...you've seen enough hentai to know where it's going.
#35 - you dont know for sure though, she could have a different moth… 07/27/2011 on How i met your mother 0
#34 - but you have to take into consideration where else she has bee… 07/27/2011 on How i met your mother -2
#42 - the ones in the later years...were they in the epilogue? as fa…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/27/2011 on Harry Potter Facts Part 6 +3
User avatar #49 - AmpEnergy (07/27/2011) [-]
Jo has talked a lot about them in various interviews :]
#44 - matssundin (07/27/2011) [-]
the book mentioned them i beleive
User avatar #43 - ItzDitto (07/27/2011) [-]
I don't know how it started, but I know JKR made some sort of announcement as to everybody's lives after Hogwarts. I think the only thing she never announced was which professors in Harry's time were married. She kept that private for whatever reason haha
#142 - Picture 07/27/2011 on Taco bell run that changed... +5
#106 - yeah, i mean i talk in shorter words and such when i text, but… 07/26/2011 on Bad grades 0
#105 - my fault typo 07/26/2011 on Bad grades 0
#57 - my mom is a freak about grammar with the exeption of texting..…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/26/2011 on Bad grades +14
User avatar #75 - zurek (07/26/2011) [-]
rendered*
User avatar #105 - thedarkbacon (07/26/2011) [-]
my fault typo
#62 - sparkieemae (07/26/2011) [-]
My best friend is like that like that, replacing all works with an "at" in them with an "@" sign, example of a conversation that we had -

Her - wucha doin 2day?
Me - I'm going to school.
Her- t@s ignant u shuld nawt go2 skool ditch n vis@ meh 2day :D

yet if I write a typo in my messages...

Me - Yea, that sounds cool, do you want to see a moive?
Her - moive? wuts a moive? i kno w@ a movie is but nawt a moive
Me - Are you fucking kidding me?

And in real life she's a completely intelligent human being, who I know for a fact is capable of writing like a normal person, but she chooses to torture me and forces me to decipher everything she writes.
User avatar #106 - thedarkbacon (07/26/2011) [-]
yeah, i mean i talk in shorter words and such when i text, but my texts are nowhere near as mortifying.

My texts:hay mom how did u get tht message i sent u earlier?

the last text i recieved from my mom(not as a response to the message above): U r gonna take the garbage out when u r here anyway but its ok 4 j to s/o.

J = my friend joe
4= for
s/o = sleep over


Are you fucking kidding me?
#82 - i know it doesnt, i know it doesnt..... 07/26/2011 on rebecca troll +1
#79 - no ur not, because those are the actual lyrics  [+] (2 new replies) 07/26/2011 on rebecca troll +3
#81 - anonymous (07/26/2011) [-]
everyfuckingone tries to convince me that it goes "each pokemon to understand..." that doesn't even make sense
#82 - thedarkbacon (07/26/2011) [-]
i know it doesnt, i know it doesnt.....
#148 - I DID!! 07/26/2011 on Wasn' Me +1
#192 - what was the last thing that happened to terra?  [+] (2 new replies) 07/26/2011 on OC +2
User avatar #220 - ianclimber (07/26/2011) [-]
this is why i love my photographic memory. She did "die" in the volcano but she came back in a later episode to help bb.
#215 - imthemanwithdogs (07/26/2011) [-]
i think she turned to stone in some volcano or sumthin like that
#160 - Hoofbrah should totally add that button 07/25/2011 on EPIC WIN THE SECOND 0
#157 - **thedarkbacon rolls 75** BLASTOISE!!! (A.K.A Shellshock in …  [+] (2 new replies) 07/25/2011 on EPIC WIN THE SECOND +1
#166 - squeezysqueezy has deleted their comment.
#180 - newchef (07/25/2011) [-]
**newchef rolls 133** Ill finish this, Salamance I choose you! Use Fireblast!
#112 - for a slowpoke he hits frontpage pretty fast  [+] (2 new replies) 07/19/2011 on Slowpoke has noticed something +19
#121 - ChickenDipper has deleted their comment.
User avatar #130 - bubdude (07/19/2011) [-]
where does it say that?
#405 - je ne comprend tu. Je ne parle pas l'englais. je suis trente a… 07/19/2011 on What the hell funnyjunk -2
#1 - jei shi sparta!!!  [+] (1 new reply) 07/18/2011 on Asian Parenting 0
#2 - anonymous (07/18/2011) [-]
He has sore knee
#585 - im right handed BITCH 07/17/2011 on this is why i don't fap often +6
#47 - photoshop must lower it's standards on users now.... 07/17/2011 on FUCK DOORS! +1
#20 - I DONT KNOW WHAT THE **** THIS IS!!!! AAAAAHHHHHH… 07/17/2011 on google plus troll 0
#35 - somebody edit it so it doesnt have the troll face but it says …  [+] (2 new replies) 07/17/2011 on FUCK DOORS! -1
#36 - AnomynousUser (07/17/2011) [-]
Yet again, FunnyJunk calls for my 1337 photoshop skills!
#47 - thedarkbacon (07/17/2011) [-]
photoshop must lower it's standards on users now....

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#34 - anonymous (06/24/2012) [-]
you have ponys in your comments,. by internet standards that makes you gay, and you cant argue with it.
User avatar #35 to #34 - thedarkbacon (06/24/2012) [-]
Okay, I can deal with that.
User avatar #20 to #17 - thedarkbacon (06/23/2012) [-]
wtf...
#21 to #20 - bloodcaptain (06/23/2012) [-]
idk. i guess that's my reaction to your post. I applaud you, not on how you have made so many bronies mad, but on how you managed to get frontpage with that post. you seem to have studied FJ and figured out how to get frontpage with little effort whatsoever. it just goes to show how much you can manipulate the community
User avatar #33 to #21 - thedarkbacon (06/23/2012) [-]
It does. Though, to be honest, i wasn't trying to get frontpage as much as I was just trying to make people laugh.
User avatar #15 - robbayyy (06/23/2012) [-]
You just ******* won.
#14 - ecov ONLINE (06/23/2012) [-]
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you know it's better than most of the crap shoved on american tvs now a days
#11 - fuckyouponyfaggots (06/23/2012) [-]
I want to feel your warm seed caress the tip of my perky anus, as the last strand of semen drips down my scrotum and onto the floor.
User avatar #18 to #11 - bloodcaptain (06/23/2012) [-]
and you call us gay
User avatar #22 to #18 - fuckyouponyfaggots (06/23/2012) [-]
Since when?
User avatar #23 to #22 - bloodcaptain (06/23/2012) [-]
look at your username
User avatar #24 to #23 - fuckyouponyfaggots (06/23/2012) [-]
Who said it was directed to you?
User avatar #25 to #24 - bloodcaptain (06/23/2012) [-]
it was directed at a community, a community im apart of, there for, you did. i don't wish to load up thedarkbacon's profile wall with an arguement, i just found your post contradictive and humorous.
#27 to #25 - fuckyouponyfaggots (06/23/2012) [-]
You know, I heard bronies don't like it when you call them ponyfags. I don't think they'll appreciate it very much.
#29 to #28 - fuckyouponyfaggots (06/23/2012) [-]
You're right, I don't say. This is the internet, I type.
User avatar #12 to #11 - thedarkbacon (06/23/2012) [-]
.......
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User avatar #10 to #8 - thedarkbacon (06/23/2012) [-]
thanks :D
User avatar #5 - foolycoolyy (06/23/2012) [-]
good job bro
very funny
User avatar #2 - dimppa (06/23/2012) [-]
You sir are just Awesome :D
User avatar #4 to #2 - thedarkbacon (06/23/2012) [-]
Thank you very much, I thought it was a great way to word the post, and it's so funny looking at all the comments of people laughing just because of the way it's worded. I was really surprised too, because i only had like 15 thumbs when i went to bed last night, then i got on today and saw like 10 notifications, almost all about the status of my post and was like "HOLY ******* **** " haha
User avatar #7 to #4 - dimppa (06/23/2012) [-]
:D every time i read "you are all ******* gay" i lost it :DDD
User avatar #9 to #7 - thedarkbacon (06/23/2012) [-]
I thought it was a nice way to put it, i still laugh about it myself.
#3 to #2 - anonymous (06/23/2012) [-]
I agree, he is :D
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