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Date Signed Up:1/23/2011
Last Login:10/25/2012
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Thumbs: 4949 total,  6824 ,  1875
Comment Thumbs: 1104 total,  1599 ,  495
Content Level Progress: 47% (47/100)
Level 149 Content: Faptastic → Level 150 Content: Faptastic
Comment Level Progress: 8% (4/50)
Level 210 Comments: Comedic Genius → Level 211 Comments: Comedic Genius
Subscribers:1
Content Views:115798
Times Content Favorited:26 times
Total Comments Made:497
FJ Points:6093
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#76 - i love how when you first go into incognito it says in the box… 12/04/2011 on And not a single trace was... +4
#352 - lulz, interwebz high five *bam!* 11/21/2011 on First comic! +1
#331 - **thedarkbacon rolls 42** the ***** you give...…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/21/2011 on First comic! 0
User avatar #340 - yummynomnom (11/21/2011) [-]
awww shucks
User avatar #352 - thedarkbacon (11/21/2011) [-]
lulz, interwebz high five *bam!*
#316 - ***** i give --------> _______________________…  [+] (5 new replies) 11/21/2011 on First comic! +3
User avatar #328 - yummynomnom (11/21/2011) [-]
**yummynomnom rolls 0** <<< the fucks you give!
User avatar #329 - yummynomnom (11/21/2011) [-]
wow! Lucky roll! AGAIN!!!!!!!
User avatar #331 - thedarkbacon (11/21/2011) [-]
**thedarkbacon rolls 42** the fucks you give......



wow....you are a caring man, i applaud you...
User avatar #340 - yummynomnom (11/21/2011) [-]
awww shucks
User avatar #352 - thedarkbacon (11/21/2011) [-]
lulz, interwebz high five *bam!*
#356 - new barney stinson 11/09/2011 on THANK YOU SKYRIM +1
#570 - who's nose is that in the bottom left corner???? 11/09/2011 on My friend just sent me this... +13
#161 - it wouldnt work if you poured everything into a container like… 10/13/2011 on Do not try at home 0
#18 - meh 09/23/2011 on Mud Man -2
#24 - craftminer :The Last Minecart.....great video i love it 09/23/2011 on Minecraft Comp pt.2 +1
#312 - **thedarkbacon rolls 312** 09/10/2011 on magic trick -1
#273 - so in brazil, they have a popular comic about white people? wo… 09/10/2011 on Memeface activated. -5
#75 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 09/04/2011 on forever alone +56
#79 - aznsensation (09/04/2011) [-]
#73 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 09/04/2011 on forever alone +52
#75 - thedarkbacon (09/04/2011) [-]
#79 - aznsensation (09/04/2011) [-]
#905 - **thedarkbacon rolls 95** take my dubz so you get dedz 08/13/2011 on Motivational Life 5 0
#683 - thts the sme computer i hve!!!! its piece of **** 08/12/2011 on before i die -3
#418 - no they still continually ask me if im sexually active, i neve… 08/12/2011 on Ninja fapping 0
#23 - 999 statistics, 1000 to display.... **** logic 08/08/2011 on TROLLS +3
#202 - i ****** my gf in the same house with my door ope…  [+] (4 new replies) 08/08/2011 on Ninja fapping +2
User avatar #213 - NigStoleMyAccount (08/08/2011) [-]
I gave my ex a bj in the open living room and his mom was in the kitchen. She still has no idea.
#210 - screwthepenguins (08/08/2011) [-]
Or do they just feel to awkward to say anything?
User avatar #418 - thedarkbacon (08/12/2011) [-]
no they still continually ask me if im sexually active, i never say no....but i make them believe im not....
User avatar #209 - MoparMan (08/08/2011) [-]
bad news...
#584 - But if he is.....then that means......OH BOY!!! 08/08/2011 on Check desc. +3
#103 - good one 08/06/2011 on Shit part 3 (read desc) 0
#4 - i was completely unaware that it was on here before 08/06/2011 on Dollar bill -1
#636 - oh come on, thats got to be close enough... 08/02/2011 on Scorpion Sex 0
#633 - **thedarkbacon rolls 69** ******* orgasms...…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/02/2011 on Scorpion Sex +2
User avatar #636 - thedarkbacon (08/02/2011) [-]
oh come on, thats got to be close enough...
#624 - Comment deleted 08/02/2011 on Scorpion Sex 0
#980 - **** you, im going into the chamber of understanding 08/01/2011 on wernstrom! +1

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#34 - anonymous (06/24/2012) [-]
you have ponys in your comments,. by internet standards that makes you gay, and you cant argue with it.
User avatar #35 to #34 - thedarkbacon (06/24/2012) [-]
Okay, I can deal with that.
User avatar #20 to #17 - thedarkbacon (06/23/2012) [-]
wtf...
#21 to #20 - bloodcaptain (06/23/2012) [-]
idk. i guess that's my reaction to your post. I applaud you, not on how you have made so many bronies mad, but on how you managed to get frontpage with that post. you seem to have studied FJ and figured out how to get frontpage with little effort whatsoever. it just goes to show how much you can manipulate the community
User avatar #33 to #21 - thedarkbacon (06/23/2012) [-]
It does. Though, to be honest, i wasn't trying to get frontpage as much as I was just trying to make people laugh.
User avatar #15 - robbayyy (06/23/2012) [-]
You just ******* won.
#14 - ecov (06/23/2012) [-]
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you know it's better than most of the crap shoved on american tvs now a days
#11 - fuckyouponyfaggots (06/23/2012) [-]
I want to feel your warm seed caress the tip of my perky anus, as the last strand of semen drips down my scrotum and onto the floor.
User avatar #18 to #11 - bloodcaptain (06/23/2012) [-]
and you call us gay
User avatar #22 to #18 - fuckyouponyfaggots (06/23/2012) [-]
Since when?
User avatar #23 to #22 - bloodcaptain (06/23/2012) [-]
look at your username
User avatar #24 to #23 - fuckyouponyfaggots (06/23/2012) [-]
Who said it was directed to you?
User avatar #25 to #24 - bloodcaptain (06/23/2012) [-]
it was directed at a community, a community im apart of, there for, you did. i don't wish to load up thedarkbacon's profile wall with an arguement, i just found your post contradictive and humorous.
#27 to #25 - fuckyouponyfaggots (06/23/2012) [-]
You know, I heard bronies don't like it when you call them ponyfags. I don't think they'll appreciate it very much.
#29 to #28 - fuckyouponyfaggots (06/23/2012) [-]
You're right, I don't say. This is the internet, I type.
User avatar #12 to #11 - thedarkbacon (06/23/2012) [-]
.......
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User avatar #10 to #8 - thedarkbacon (06/23/2012) [-]
thanks :D
User avatar #5 - foolycoolyy (06/23/2012) [-]
good job bro
very funny
User avatar #2 - dimppa (06/23/2012) [-]
You sir are just Awesome :D
User avatar #4 to #2 - thedarkbacon (06/23/2012) [-]
Thank you very much, I thought it was a great way to word the post, and it's so funny looking at all the comments of people laughing just because of the way it's worded. I was really surprised too, because i only had like 15 thumbs when i went to bed last night, then i got on today and saw like 10 notifications, almost all about the status of my post and was like "HOLY ******* **** " haha
User avatar #7 to #4 - dimppa (06/23/2012) [-]
:D every time i read "you are all ******* gay" i lost it :DDD
User avatar #9 to #7 - thedarkbacon (06/23/2012) [-]
I thought it was a nice way to put it, i still laugh about it myself.
#3 to #2 - anonymous (06/23/2012) [-]
I agree, he is :D
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