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#671 - quite 01/08/2012 on You know it's true. +1
#31 - oh damnit i took too long... i guess i cant do it... 01/08/2012 on Just follow the line 0
#209 - okay thanks! 01/08/2012 on Enough is Enough +5
#204 - wait...what the hell did i miss in the past few days that make…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/08/2012 on Enough is Enough +7
#208 - partygeit (01/08/2012) [-]
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Disturbed made a song. It describes how it is to be a Nokia.

The song is called Indestructible.


Gif not related but just awesome.
#217 - sommerli (01/08/2012) [-]
User avatar #209 - thedarkbacon (01/08/2012) [-]
okay thanks!
#501 - well, as said before, an object may only be scratched or broke… 01/07/2012 on You know it's true. 0
#210 - i concur and approve this information 01/07/2012 on You know it's true. -2
#182 - Do you ask me to leave so you may take part in that of which w… 01/07/2012 on You know it's true. +1
#165 - The action of which you suggest i take part in would only make…  [+] (4 new replies) 01/07/2012 on You know it's true. +5
User avatar #662 - ctenop (01/08/2012) [-]
That is possibly the best retort I have ever seen, good show sir.
#671 - thedarkbacon (01/08/2012) [-]
quite
#171 - ssurtrebor (01/07/2012) [-]
User avatar #182 - thedarkbacon (01/07/2012) [-]
Do you ask me to leave so you may take part in that of which was previously mentioned? I strongly support your decision and shall leave immediately. Have fun in your gruesome games of homosexual pleasure...
#158 - you use another diamond. rocks, metals, and other materials ma…  [+] (6 new replies) 01/07/2012 on You know it's true. +10
User avatar #159 - ctenop (01/07/2012) [-]
choke on a dick
User avatar #165 - thedarkbacon (01/07/2012) [-]
The action of which you suggest i take part in would only make sense or be pleasurable if i were attracted to the male gender and their genital body parts...I feel that an action of such degree and seriousness would fit your persona much better.
User avatar #662 - ctenop (01/08/2012) [-]
That is possibly the best retort I have ever seen, good show sir.
#671 - thedarkbacon (01/08/2012) [-]
quite
#171 - ssurtrebor (01/07/2012) [-]
User avatar #182 - thedarkbacon (01/07/2012) [-]
Do you ask me to leave so you may take part in that of which was previously mentioned? I strongly support your decision and shall leave immediately. Have fun in your gruesome games of homosexual pleasure...
#254 - In BBC2 i shot the pilot out of a helicopter 3 times and the g… 01/01/2012 on Battlefield 3 James Bond... -1
#38 - thnx ill make sure to keep you in mind 12/30/2011 on At Least .. +2
#37 - its fine, thank you....and she isnt really hung up on him as m…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/30/2011 on At Least .. +3
#39 - ryendan (12/30/2011) [-]
I'm going to still stick with my answer. Although she may say she is just getting over him, describing him as most of what she thinks is a perfect guy and having done things with him before makes it more difficult for her to move on, even the fact that he treated her wrong. Girl A may also be "getting over what they had" for quite a long time, I've had that situation come into play where I let option B go by because I was paying full attention to option A until she was ready and then when she became ready, we dated...she broke up with me due to too much stress and then dated another guy with the same name as me a week later.
Girl B seems the better choice to me still
#36 - thnx.....also the first girl does not like any of the guys she…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/30/2011 on At Least .. 0
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#28 - the friends with benefits girl and my friend ended their relat…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/30/2011 on At Least .. 0
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User avatar #36 - thedarkbacon (12/30/2011) [-]
thnx.....also the first girl does not like any of the guys shes been talking to....she is actually trying to get out of a date with a guy she has no interest in....
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#20 - So FJ, im in a bit of an issue and im hoping you could help...…  [+] (19 new replies) 12/30/2011 on At Least .. +12
#47 - manofparody (12/30/2011) [-]
mfw I see the wall of texts below this post.
#35 - ryendan (12/30/2011) [-]
Well Mr Bacon. Here's the way you should go about things.
Girl A (the first one you mention...yes i renaming so i know who I'm talking about easier) is hung up on your friend who she was with before. This means she still has feelings for him. Which means if you and her got together, things could come up where she could find out she doesn't have the same feelings for you as she does him, and thus break things off and go with your friend. This would leave you heartbroken and back at square one, plus at this point Girl B (the one that you dubbed Girl X) could be with someone else. As she may have moved on from whatever feelings she had for you since you did the same and could end up with someone that you have no chance of breaking them up to get with her.
Now to Girl B, she likes you. Or at least could like you, which is saying more than Girl A because it seems like Girl B actually openly told you and isn't being mysterious about it. Girl B, from what you say, is a good friend and you like her because of what you two have in common. The feelings coming and going? That's more just realizing they are there and than not thinking about them. The best relationships come from strong friendships first. Girl A doesn't seem like someone you've been friends with very long, compared to 2 years with Girl B.
As for the ex...she's an ex who should not have any say on who you date. You are you...she is not your conscious and she is not your mind. So listening to her is about as useful as stabbing your eyes with pitchforks.
Basically...go with Girl B. Talk to her about your feelings for eachother and see if anything is there to pursue and if it is...go for it. But Girl A I think is a no go. Anyone that is still hung up on someone else when you are trying for them will not be yours (meaning 100%, they will still have feelings for the other person)

I do apologize for the length of my response to your little quandary.
#54 - anonymous (12/30/2011) [-]
kill ex, fuck girl a, become replacement for ex as girl b's friend, date girl b.
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User avatar #37 - thedarkbacon (12/30/2011) [-]
its fine, thank you....and she isnt really hung up on him as much as she is just getting over what she had, which she admits was not much....because my friend would go out with other women and publicly dubb them his GF...where as girl-A would not be taken into much consideration by him...and did not treat her quite as well....i have found her relationship with him was just massive lust...because he fit the desciption she had given me of her pefect guy(well he fit most of it)....and i fit quite a bit of it too....the things that i dont fit in her description are things that i just dont commonly do...and a slight change in how often i do them would add to her liking im sure...
#39 - ryendan (12/30/2011) [-]
I'm going to still stick with my answer. Although she may say she is just getting over him, describing him as most of what she thinks is a perfect guy and having done things with him before makes it more difficult for her to move on, even the fact that he treated her wrong. Girl A may also be "getting over what they had" for quite a long time, I've had that situation come into play where I let option B go by because I was paying full attention to option A until she was ready and then when she became ready, we dated...she broke up with me due to too much stress and then dated another guy with the same name as me a week later.
Girl B seems the better choice to me still
#34 - ccrusie (12/30/2011) [-]
Need to get some #swag bro

User avatar #31 - XboxJunky (12/30/2011) [-]
I say Girl-X, it makes sense in my mind. Don't let things fade from your reach if they're right there, I had this girl I fell in love with who liked me at one point but I never did anything about it and I still feel for her to this day but she's had two boyfriends since then, it's heartbreaking man. If you need anyone to talk to, I'm here.
User avatar #38 - thedarkbacon (12/30/2011) [-]
thnx ill make sure to keep you in mind
#27 - anonymous (12/30/2011) [-]
alright girls don't like to say this upfront but get her liqoured up a tad get her in bed and take a shit on her chest. They love that its called a boston steamer. Once you got that she will be all over you.
#29 - amyiaaaa has deleted their comment.
#26 - imthepunkkid (12/30/2011) [-]
Alpha the fuck up and date a bitch
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User avatar #28 - thedarkbacon (12/30/2011) [-]
the friends with benefits girl and my friend ended their relationship together...and imtalking her through this...and i seem to have quite a bit in common with her too....
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User avatar #36 - thedarkbacon (12/30/2011) [-]
thnx.....also the first girl does not like any of the guys shes been talking to....she is actually trying to get out of a date with a guy she has no interest in....
#41 - amyiaaaa has deleted their comment.
User avatar #24 - usernameisshinobi (12/30/2011) [-]
Allow me to put this into simplest terms (and I am saying this politely):
GROW A PAIR!
#561 - gotta love dexter.....season 1 was the best...but still havent… 12/30/2011 on Hate that 0
#124 - im loving my anniversary edition <3 now he only game i dont… 12/30/2011 on easter egg win +1
#534 - i almost clicked when i realised "AAAAAAAHHHHH :D NICE ON…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/30/2011 on Hate that +6
#551 - anonymous (12/30/2011) [-]
Dexter :o
User avatar #561 - thedarkbacon (12/30/2011) [-]
gotta love dexter.....season 1 was the best...but still havent seen seasons 3-6
#718 - my birthmark is under all my hair on my head....but what reall… 12/30/2011 on I Gotcha Quoted 3 0
#41 - a chair....? well, i guess she can sit on me... NO CHANGE THERE! 12/29/2011 on Boy or girlll? [READ... +1
#20 - MANWHORE!!! i just found these videos today and was like "… 12/29/2011 on Tragedy +1
#316 - scrolling at ludicrous speed.....badass 12/29/2011 on Eyup +8
#366 - ADHD because those with it have a tough time paying attention … 12/12/2011 on New Style to Stop a Crying... 0
#177 - everybody looking at this gif with ADHD just tried to say tht …  [+] (5 new replies) 12/11/2011 on New Style to Stop a Crying... +6
#366 - thedarkbacon (12/12/2011) [-]
ADHD because those with it have a tough time paying attention to the things other people do...they tend to drift off and do things beyond anothers attention span or mental capacity...so things like this or like when you try to step inside all the squares in the floor without you foot touching the lines are the things that they lose their attention to.
<<<-----also this GIF i made should keep your attention.
User avatar #202 - ahnoneemuhs (12/11/2011) [-]
You mean OCD? Haha because I totally just did that... But I have OCD not ADHD
#190 - livinglegacy (12/11/2011) [-]
if they had ADHD, I don't think they'd care. Do you mean OCD? Could be wrong, Iono if those with ADHD have the need to do silly things.
#187 - dethmaul (12/11/2011) [-]
WITCH-crafff-tuh.
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#74 - i absolutely love this show with a passion...i havent seen any… 12/11/2011 on Star Wars +5

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#34 - anonymous (06/24/2012) [-]
you have ponys in your comments,. by internet standards that makes you gay, and you cant argue with it.
User avatar #35 to #34 - thedarkbacon (06/24/2012) [-]
Okay, I can deal with that.
User avatar #20 to #17 - thedarkbacon (06/23/2012) [-]
wtf...
#21 to #20 - bloodcaptain ONLINE (06/23/2012) [-]
idk. i guess that's my reaction to your post. I applaud you, not on how you have made so many bronies mad, but on how you managed to get frontpage with that post. you seem to have studied FJ and figured out how to get frontpage with little effort whatsoever. it just goes to show how much you can manipulate the community
User avatar #33 to #21 - thedarkbacon (06/23/2012) [-]
It does. Though, to be honest, i wasn't trying to get frontpage as much as I was just trying to make people laugh.
User avatar #15 - robbayyy (06/23/2012) [-]
You just ******* won.
#14 - ecov ONLINE (06/23/2012) [-]
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you know it's better than most of the crap shoved on american tvs now a days
#11 - fuckyouponyfaggots (06/23/2012) [-]
I want to feel your warm seed caress the tip of my perky anus, as the last strand of semen drips down my scrotum and onto the floor.
User avatar #18 to #11 - bloodcaptain ONLINE (06/23/2012) [-]
and you call us gay
User avatar #22 to #18 - fuckyouponyfaggots (06/23/2012) [-]
Since when?
User avatar #23 to #22 - bloodcaptain ONLINE (06/23/2012) [-]
look at your username
User avatar #24 to #23 - fuckyouponyfaggots (06/23/2012) [-]
Who said it was directed to you?
User avatar #25 to #24 - bloodcaptain ONLINE (06/23/2012) [-]
it was directed at a community, a community im apart of, there for, you did. i don't wish to load up thedarkbacon's profile wall with an arguement, i just found your post contradictive and humorous.
#27 to #25 - fuckyouponyfaggots (06/23/2012) [-]
You know, I heard bronies don't like it when you call them ponyfags. I don't think they'll appreciate it very much.
#29 to #28 - fuckyouponyfaggots (06/23/2012) [-]
You're right, I don't say. This is the internet, I type.
User avatar #12 to #11 - thedarkbacon (06/23/2012) [-]
.......
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User avatar #10 to #8 - thedarkbacon (06/23/2012) [-]
thanks :D
User avatar #5 - foolycoolyy (06/23/2012) [-]
good job bro
very funny
User avatar #2 - dimppa ONLINE (06/23/2012) [-]
You sir are just Awesome :D
User avatar #4 to #2 - thedarkbacon (06/23/2012) [-]
Thank you very much, I thought it was a great way to word the post, and it's so funny looking at all the comments of people laughing just because of the way it's worded. I was really surprised too, because i only had like 15 thumbs when i went to bed last night, then i got on today and saw like 10 notifications, almost all about the status of my post and was like "HOLY ******* **** " haha
User avatar #7 to #4 - dimppa ONLINE (06/23/2012) [-]
:D every time i read "you are all ******* gay" i lost it :DDD
User avatar #9 to #7 - thedarkbacon (06/23/2012) [-]
I thought it was a nice way to put it, i still laugh about it myself.
#3 to #2 - anonymous (06/23/2012) [-]
I agree, he is :D
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