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#21 - Darwinistic Evolution, But I am not trying to change your mind…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/10/2012 on Religion in a nutshell +2
#23 - kazuni (02/10/2012) [-]
Alright, then. ^_^

I'll not bother you, but if you want to understand more about Christianity at any point you can message me. Also, I have a bunch of evidence against Darwinism in particular, but that's only if you're interested.
User avatar #25 - thedarkbacon (02/10/2012) [-]
I know as much about the church and God as I need to....I've attended both catholic and christian churches...but thank you for the offer.

#19 - Well, the theory of evolution has pretty much been proven, bas…  [+] (4 new replies) 02/10/2012 on Religion in a nutshell +1
#20 - kazuni (02/10/2012) [-]
Are you talking about Darwinist evolution, or Punctuated Equilibrium?

I know how the gist of your thinking goes, but unless you bring up facts, I'm not going to change my mind.
User avatar #21 - thedarkbacon (02/10/2012) [-]
Darwinistic Evolution, But I am not trying to change your mind. I respect your decision to believe in God, I just thought I'd state my side to clear up anything you may have been confused about involving my wording or phrasing...really my first reponse with the "are you fucking kidding me" picture was me just trying to get through to the numbskull who thought it was the other way around...and i took it just a step further. Though, i know you were confused on it, too. but i wasn't trying to insult you or defy you in any way like I did on jaqounte. You at least realized in the end that it wasn't the way you thought (the content, not theology) So I at least respect your intelligence rather than the other guy's "WHAT A TROLL LOLOL FAAG FAKE 'N GAY' shit that he did. You are at least an understanding human being with a great capacity for knowledge as far as I can tell. You understand, yes?
#23 - kazuni (02/10/2012) [-]
Alright, then. ^_^

I'll not bother you, but if you want to understand more about Christianity at any point you can message me. Also, I have a bunch of evidence against Darwinism in particular, but that's only if you're interested.
User avatar #25 - thedarkbacon (02/10/2012) [-]
I know as much about the church and God as I need to....I've attended both catholic and christian churches...but thank you for the offer.

#15 - Read below....it doesnt go both ways...I'm not ranting a secon… 02/10/2012 on Religion in a nutshell 0
#12 - Dude, you're a ******* moron. Nintendolover is t…  [+] (9 new replies) 02/10/2012 on Religion in a nutshell +6
#202 - jaqounte (02/10/2012) [-]
I do understand that idiot, but i Am saying i did not care if it made a sense (SINCE IT WAS A TROLL) i am atheist i understand that atheists have evidence for theories such as evolution and the big bang. Appreciate a troll for once.
#42 - mr skeltal (02/10/2012) [-]
The Catholic Church acknowledges that the Big Bang Theory and Evolution contradict the MYTH of creation in the Bible. It is meant to be a story to show God being at the beginning of everything. And all this "telephone" game that you refer to is clear bullshit. The Catholic Church realized something like this would happen which is why they wrote just about everything. The priest at your church has the documentation to trace his clerical lineage all the way to Jesus. The Big Bang Theory may contradict the myth of creation but it does not go against the "views" of the church. Do yourself a favor and look up the history of the Big Bang Theory so you can see the POSITIVE influence it had in its creation. Before you attack me on the heliocentric thing, that was purely a beef between the pope of that time and Galileo. Do the research.
#16 - kazuni (02/10/2012) [-]
The first time I saw this I was confused because it looks like the smart bunny had some sort of hope or faith despite what another had decided as "proven".

However, I have to say that there isn't any 'proof' of the Big Bang, and most research has only debunked evolution.

I'm happy to see that you've heard that Jesus existed, but I'd like to mention that his supposed resurrection was recorded by people other than his disciples. It just seems to me that other people would mention that it specifically did not happen.
#38 - mr skeltal (02/10/2012) [-]
You sir, are a moron, i do not require a gif or a picture to describe your moronity ( is moronity is a word? If it's not then so shall it be now) and thus there may not be a gif or a picture to describe your moronity ( do context clues give you enough information to give a description or my made up word? If not then your moronity is much higher than i had had anticipated) so i shall leave you with these aforementioned words. You sir are a gigantic moron ( i do not feel that the aforementioned sentence was precise enough, i think that the most recent sentence is much more definite then the aforementioned one).
User avatar #19 - thedarkbacon (02/10/2012) [-]
Well, the theory of evolution has pretty much been proven, based on bloodlines and recorded observations of different animals and their descendants. The big bang theory has, while although not proven, had many observations, experiments, and proven chemical reactions that may possible have lead to it, as well as pieces of the earth, different fossils, and other old oddities that can be traced and dated back to about the time that the big bang happened, or soon after considering the time it took for the earth to actually form.
#20 - kazuni (02/10/2012) [-]
Are you talking about Darwinist evolution, or Punctuated Equilibrium?

I know how the gist of your thinking goes, but unless you bring up facts, I'm not going to change my mind.
User avatar #21 - thedarkbacon (02/10/2012) [-]
Darwinistic Evolution, But I am not trying to change your mind. I respect your decision to believe in God, I just thought I'd state my side to clear up anything you may have been confused about involving my wording or phrasing...really my first reponse with the "are you fucking kidding me" picture was me just trying to get through to the numbskull who thought it was the other way around...and i took it just a step further. Though, i know you were confused on it, too. but i wasn't trying to insult you or defy you in any way like I did on jaqounte. You at least realized in the end that it wasn't the way you thought (the content, not theology) So I at least respect your intelligence rather than the other guy's "WHAT A TROLL LOLOL FAAG FAKE 'N GAY' shit that he did. You are at least an understanding human being with a great capacity for knowledge as far as I can tell. You understand, yes?
#23 - kazuni (02/10/2012) [-]
Alright, then. ^_^

I'll not bother you, but if you want to understand more about Christianity at any point you can message me. Also, I have a bunch of evidence against Darwinism in particular, but that's only if you're interested.
User avatar #25 - thedarkbacon (02/10/2012) [-]
I know as much about the church and God as I need to....I've attended both catholic and christian churches...but thank you for the offer.

#8 - thank you....i do...not often...but i do  [+] (1 new reply) 02/10/2012 on Conspiracy Bill -16
User avatar #27 - ridemyark (02/10/2012) [-]
i hope you were joking or just plain didnt get the joke or atleast do now
#6 - Hate to break it to you....but....Keanu IS the one in the meme…  [+] (4 new replies) 02/10/2012 on Conspiracy Bill -59
User avatar #16 - jakewo (02/10/2012) [-]
dumbass

#7 - thetexankid (02/10/2012) [-]
you need this
User avatar #8 - thedarkbacon (02/10/2012) [-]
thank you....i do...not often...but i do
User avatar #27 - ridemyark (02/10/2012) [-]
i hope you were joking or just plain didnt get the joke or atleast do now
#19 - i was privately observing women once....and then i realized th…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/09/2012 on if only -9
User avatar #23 - doctornick (02/09/2012) [-]
But then she asked for about tree-fiddy. that's when you relized she was a 65 foot prehistoric monster. trying to take yo tree-fiddy...
#77 - Picture 02/09/2012 on Nanananaanananaananananaanana +10
#451 - AAAAWWWWW.....whatever...it's okay...i practically lost my bal… 02/07/2012 on Facebook 0
#449 - Dance of the Manwhore. By SexualLobster 02/07/2012 on Facebook 0
#448 - YES!!! AMAZING!! PLEASE DEAR GOD SHOW ME HOW EVERYBODY RESPONDED!!  [+] (2 new replies) 02/07/2012 on Facebook 0
User avatar #450 - bananaboy (02/07/2012) [-]
im sorry to say that i only got a handful of likes and no comments probably because i posted it around the time of the super bowl im sorry i let you down
User avatar #451 - thedarkbacon (02/07/2012) [-]
AAAAWWWWW.....whatever...it's okay...i practically lost my balls when those dubs popped up haha
#16 - I have begun to educate this man and all his friends....and FJ… 02/06/2012 on Facebook 0
#3 - the first time you watch it, you wonder, "what.....the he… 02/06/2012 on Dance of the Manwhore -1
#11 - HA!! PICS!! DELIIVER! 02/06/2012 on Facebook -3
#10 - **thedarkbacon rolls 99** Love as large as brontosaurus, pa…  [+] (13 new replies) 02/06/2012 on Facebook +171
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User avatar #449 - thedarkbacon (02/07/2012) [-]
Dance of the Manwhore. By SexualLobster
#248 - dalgaard (02/06/2012) [-]
SexualLobster FTW xD - I love his work. Brilliant!
#54 - ministerforbes (02/06/2012) [-]
That....that was beautiful
#39 - bananaboy (02/06/2012) [-]
op delivers
User avatar #448 - thedarkbacon (02/07/2012) [-]
YES!!! AMAZING!! PLEASE DEAR GOD SHOW ME HOW EVERYBODY RESPONDED!!
User avatar #450 - bananaboy (02/07/2012) [-]
im sorry to say that i only got a handful of likes and no comments probably because i posted it around the time of the super bowl im sorry i let you down
User avatar #451 - thedarkbacon (02/07/2012) [-]
AAAAWWWWW.....whatever...it's okay...i practically lost my balls when those dubs popped up haha
User avatar #179 - sgently (02/06/2012) [-]
WE MUST SEE COMMENTS ON STATUS
User avatar #116 - daveyiscool (02/06/2012) [-]
OP delivered! :D
#15 - kennyroks (02/06/2012) [-]
OH GOD WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!?!
User avatar #16 - thedarkbacon (02/06/2012) [-]
I have begun to educate this man and all his friends....and FJ cuz i posted a link to it as contenet...its in there somewhere with -3 toenail clippings
User avatar #11 - thedarkbacon (02/06/2012) [-]
HA!! PICS!! DELIIVER!
#106 - lulz...true yet not true...i like the classic look 02/04/2012 on Scumbag Ezio 0
#39 - I didn't notice as many changes in Gears 3...but I am an artis…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/29/2012 on Scumbag Ezio +2
User avatar #68 - dannehj (01/29/2012) [-]
Ever since Gears 3, seeing any of the characters with sleeves looks odd.
User avatar #106 - thedarkbacon (02/04/2012) [-]
lulz...true yet not true...i like the classic look
#34 - I liked the change, I knew Desmond's face was slightly elongat…  [+] (4 new replies) 01/29/2012 on Scumbag Ezio +2
User avatar #36 - sjakk (01/29/2012) [-]
sorry maaan, i dident like it at all. to much details, happend with gears of war 3 too. to make the face look much more realstic is cool but it dosent feel the same to have played all 3 games then just suddenly change it. ofc it looks more stiff, but hey works for me
User avatar #39 - thedarkbacon (01/29/2012) [-]
I didn't notice as many changes in Gears 3...but I am an artist in my prime, and while although I'm no game designer, I still have a fine appreciation of detail.
User avatar #68 - dannehj (01/29/2012) [-]
Ever since Gears 3, seeing any of the characters with sleeves looks odd.
User avatar #106 - thedarkbacon (02/04/2012) [-]
lulz...true yet not true...i like the classic look
#33 - Guards are in association with the Templar order, by choice at… 01/29/2012 on Scumbag Ezio +4
#3 - from the preview i thought his face was opening up.....wtf? 01/29/2012 on mindfuck 0
#155 - Did anybody not notice keanu reeves in the background? 01/28/2012 on XXX +14
#3 - what the hell is that going around his waist? 01/25/2012 on Super Piss 0
#8 - request granted 01/25/2012 on Win +3
#42 - I miss my dog, she got hit by two cars last october. R.I.P Che… 01/25/2012 on why dogs are better then woman 0
#22 - too bad incognito isn't connected to my facebook haha 01/25/2012 on Trolling is equal to or... +1

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#34 - mr skeltal (06/24/2012) [-]
you have ponys in your comments,. by internet standards that makes you gay, and you cant argue with it.
User avatar #35 to #34 - thedarkbacon (06/24/2012) [-]
Okay, I can deal with that.
User avatar #20 to #17 - thedarkbacon (06/23/2012) [-]
wtf...
#21 to #20 - bloodcaptain (06/23/2012) [-]
idk. i guess that's my reaction to your post. I applaud you, not on how you have made so many bronies mad, but on how you managed to get frontpage with that post. you seem to have studied FJ and figured out how to get frontpage with little effort whatsoever. it just goes to show how much you can manipulate the community
User avatar #33 to #21 - thedarkbacon (06/23/2012) [-]
It does. Though, to be honest, i wasn't trying to get frontpage as much as I was just trying to make people laugh.
User avatar #15 - robbayyy (06/23/2012) [-]
You just ******* won.
#14 - ecov (06/23/2012) [-]
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you know it's better than most of the crap shoved on american tvs now a days
#11 - fuckyouponyfaggots (06/23/2012) [-]
I want to feel your warm seed caress the tip of my perky anus, as the last strand of semen drips down my scrotum and onto the floor.
User avatar #18 to #11 - bloodcaptain (06/23/2012) [-]
and you call us gay
User avatar #22 to #18 - fuckyouponyfaggots (06/23/2012) [-]
Since when?
User avatar #23 to #22 - bloodcaptain (06/23/2012) [-]
look at your username
User avatar #24 to #23 - fuckyouponyfaggots (06/23/2012) [-]
Who said it was directed to you?
User avatar #25 to #24 - bloodcaptain (06/23/2012) [-]
it was directed at a community, a community im apart of, there for, you did. i don't wish to load up thedarkbacon's profile wall with an arguement, i just found your post contradictive and humorous.
#27 to #25 - fuckyouponyfaggots (06/23/2012) [-]
You know, I heard bronies don't like it when you call them ponyfags. I don't think they'll appreciate it very much.
#29 to #28 - fuckyouponyfaggots (06/23/2012) [-]
You're right, I don't say. This is the internet, I type.
User avatar #12 to #11 - thedarkbacon (06/23/2012) [-]
.......
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User avatar #10 to #8 - thedarkbacon (06/23/2012) [-]
thanks :D
User avatar #5 - foolycoolyy (06/23/2012) [-]
good job bro
very funny
User avatar #2 - dimppa ONLINE (06/23/2012) [-]
You sir are just Awesome :D
User avatar #4 to #2 - thedarkbacon (06/23/2012) [-]
Thank you very much, I thought it was a great way to word the post, and it's so funny looking at all the comments of people laughing just because of the way it's worded. I was really surprised too, because i only had like 15 thumbs when i went to bed last night, then i got on today and saw like 10 notifications, almost all about the status of my post and was like "HOLY ******* **** " haha
User avatar #7 to #4 - dimppa ONLINE (06/23/2012) [-]
:D every time i read "you are all ******* gay" i lost it :DDD
User avatar #9 to #7 - thedarkbacon (06/23/2012) [-]
I thought it was a nice way to put it, i still laugh about it myself.
#3 to #2 - mr skeltal (06/23/2012) [-]
I agree, he is :D
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