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Date Signed Up:1/23/2011
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#12 - it drops a lot of calls and give you shitty ass service... but… 04/02/2011 on Epic Minecraft Pipedream +1
#6 - OMFG!!!! REPTAR!!! 04/02/2011 on Remember Me? +1
#10 - the router is fine....it might just be vonage...sucks donkey dick  [+] (2 new replies) 04/02/2011 on Epic Minecraft Pipedream +1
User avatar #11 - issacclarkeforever (04/02/2011) [-]
i dont get vontage, so i dony know how much it sucks
User avatar #12 - thedarkbacon (04/02/2011) [-]
it drops a lot of calls and give you shitty ass service... but all for a LOW PRICE!!
#8 - no, the comp works fine, internet isnt ver slow....and i can p…  [+] (4 new replies) 04/02/2011 on Epic Minecraft Pipedream +1
User avatar #9 - issacclarkeforever (04/02/2011) [-]
have you tried setting up a new connection?or a new router?
User avatar #10 - thedarkbacon (04/02/2011) [-]
the router is fine....it might just be vonage...sucks donkey dick
User avatar #11 - issacclarkeforever (04/02/2011) [-]
i dont get vontage, so i dony know how much it sucks
User avatar #12 - thedarkbacon (04/02/2011) [-]
it drops a lot of calls and give you shitty ass service... but all for a LOW PRICE!!
#6 - oh no see its just a bad computer....i just wiped my entire sy…  [+] (6 new replies) 04/02/2011 on Epic Minecraft Pipedream +1
User avatar #7 - issacclarkeforever (04/02/2011) [-]
weeeeel,shit!

that sucks, especially scince new computers cost a lot.
i dont think saving up for a new computer just to play minecraft is worth it, but if your whole computer sucks, might as well...
User avatar #8 - thedarkbacon (04/02/2011) [-]
no, the comp works fine, internet isnt ver slow....and i can play my gba games on it just fine, its just the way that minecraft is set up and the size of it
User avatar #9 - issacclarkeforever (04/02/2011) [-]
have you tried setting up a new connection?or a new router?
User avatar #10 - thedarkbacon (04/02/2011) [-]
the router is fine....it might just be vonage...sucks donkey dick
User avatar #11 - issacclarkeforever (04/02/2011) [-]
i dont get vontage, so i dony know how much it sucks
User avatar #12 - thedarkbacon (04/02/2011) [-]
it drops a lot of calls and give you shitty ass service... but all for a LOW PRICE!!
#4 - ive played but i dont have it....my comp doesnt run shit that …  [+] (8 new replies) 04/02/2011 on Epic Minecraft Pipedream +1
User avatar #5 - issacclarkeforever (04/02/2011) [-]
its a mix of 8-bit graphics,CG, and a little bit of the complicated pyshics AI shit,you can go to computer repair stores and they'll wipe you computer [url deleted] gets rid of lag and stupid shit, then you can only install stuff you like before downloading more stupid crap without knowing what it is.i've done it before, but i only suggest doing it if your really desperate
User avatar #6 - thedarkbacon (04/02/2011) [-]
oh no see its just a bad computer....i just wiped my entire system clean of everthing. files, pictures, movies, etc. and it runs minecraft, but its just slow as shit...
User avatar #7 - issacclarkeforever (04/02/2011) [-]
weeeeel,shit!

that sucks, especially scince new computers cost a lot.
i dont think saving up for a new computer just to play minecraft is worth it, but if your whole computer sucks, might as well...
User avatar #8 - thedarkbacon (04/02/2011) [-]
no, the comp works fine, internet isnt ver slow....and i can play my gba games on it just fine, its just the way that minecraft is set up and the size of it
User avatar #9 - issacclarkeforever (04/02/2011) [-]
have you tried setting up a new connection?or a new router?
User avatar #10 - thedarkbacon (04/02/2011) [-]
the router is fine....it might just be vonage...sucks donkey dick
User avatar #11 - issacclarkeforever (04/02/2011) [-]
i dont get vontage, so i dony know how much it sucks
User avatar #12 - thedarkbacon (04/02/2011) [-]
it drops a lot of calls and give you shitty ass service... but all for a LOW PRICE!!
#2 - and everyone just read that in his voice..... 04/02/2011 on Hagrid +2
#2 - worth it  [+] (10 new replies) 04/02/2011 on Epic Minecraft Pipedream +1
User avatar #3 - issacclarkeforever (04/02/2011) [-]
definately

shit i haven't even played minecraft,but it looks cool.
im only gonna buy it AFTER its out of beta
User avatar #4 - thedarkbacon (04/02/2011) [-]
ive played but i dont have it....my comp doesnt run shit that big, despite the 8-bit looking graphics......but its a fun game.
User avatar #5 - issacclarkeforever (04/02/2011) [-]
its a mix of 8-bit graphics,CG, and a little bit of the complicated pyshics AI shit,you can go to computer repair stores and they'll wipe you computer [url deleted] gets rid of lag and stupid shit, then you can only install stuff you like before downloading more stupid crap without knowing what it is.i've done it before, but i only suggest doing it if your really desperate
User avatar #6 - thedarkbacon (04/02/2011) [-]
oh no see its just a bad computer....i just wiped my entire system clean of everthing. files, pictures, movies, etc. and it runs minecraft, but its just slow as shit...
User avatar #7 - issacclarkeforever (04/02/2011) [-]
weeeeel,shit!

that sucks, especially scince new computers cost a lot.
i dont think saving up for a new computer just to play minecraft is worth it, but if your whole computer sucks, might as well...
User avatar #8 - thedarkbacon (04/02/2011) [-]
no, the comp works fine, internet isnt ver slow....and i can play my gba games on it just fine, its just the way that minecraft is set up and the size of it
User avatar #9 - issacclarkeforever (04/02/2011) [-]
have you tried setting up a new connection?or a new router?
User avatar #10 - thedarkbacon (04/02/2011) [-]
the router is fine....it might just be vonage...sucks donkey dick
User avatar #11 - issacclarkeforever (04/02/2011) [-]
i dont get vontage, so i dony know how much it sucks
User avatar #12 - thedarkbacon (04/02/2011) [-]
it drops a lot of calls and give you shitty ass service... but all for a LOW PRICE!!
#1 - step 1. cut a hole in the box.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/02/2011 on Schroedinger +1
#2 - twoforty (04/02/2011) [-]
Step 2:
#3 - Comment deleted 04/02/2011 on Fuck Yeah +1
#51 - on the boulevard of no friendships, when the city sleeps, im t… 04/01/2011 on Green Day +1
#9 - im in awe 04/01/2011 on Amazing Coinstack 0
#8 - strip poker on the T.V during my bud's b-day when i was 10 04/01/2011 on Pron 0
#4 - lolololololol.......i laughed 04/01/2011 on Internet +3
#4 - why not place your pajamas UNDER the space suit? or UNDER all … 04/01/2011 on great ideas +1
#49 - dude...........................................i want your hat! 04/01/2011 on Trance Acoustic Guitar 0
#25 - had me going there...the heart was convincing. Good job 04/01/2011 on READ 0
#13 - who else think he looked a little like metroman instead of superman? 04/01/2011 on No One Likes Superman +18
#39 - you ruined my happy time 04/01/2011 on Perfect Pencil. +7
#112 - tht was amazing! DO IT AGAIN 04/01/2011 on Growing up sucks 0
#203 - u suddenly became my bro 04/01/2011 on Before and After -9
#667 - with those eyes, the covenant can wait...... 04/01/2011 on Sweet Costume +1
#602 - same.....idk y tht is so fun 04/01/2011 on fuck ye -1
#40 - i see....my fault....the arm threw me off, as well as the ches… 04/01/2011 on Spartan Girl +2
#32 - the only thing tht could make it better is a kat suit and not …  [+] (2 new replies) 04/01/2011 on Spartan Girl +2
#36 - TheAsianEquation (04/01/2011) [-]
Um, pretty sure it IS Kat's suit. Carter's pauldron's are like 20 times bigger (Commando, I think), and the color is much lighter than his.
User avatar #40 - thedarkbacon (04/01/2011) [-]
i see....my fault....the arm threw me off, as well as the chest being just as large as the waist and such. oh well

+1 intelligenc exp.

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#34 - anonymous (06/24/2012) [-]
you have ponys in your comments,. by internet standards that makes you gay, and you cant argue with it.
User avatar #35 to #34 - thedarkbacon (06/24/2012) [-]
Okay, I can deal with that.
User avatar #20 to #17 - thedarkbacon (06/23/2012) [-]
wtf...
#21 to #20 - bloodcaptain (06/23/2012) [-]
idk. i guess that's my reaction to your post. I applaud you, not on how you have made so many bronies mad, but on how you managed to get frontpage with that post. you seem to have studied FJ and figured out how to get frontpage with little effort whatsoever. it just goes to show how much you can manipulate the community
User avatar #33 to #21 - thedarkbacon (06/23/2012) [-]
It does. Though, to be honest, i wasn't trying to get frontpage as much as I was just trying to make people laugh.
User avatar #15 - robbayyy (06/23/2012) [-]
You just fucking won.
#14 - ecov (06/23/2012) [-]
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you know it's better than most of the crap shoved on american tvs now a days
#11 - fuckyouponyfaggots (06/23/2012) [-]
I want to feel your warm seed caress the tip of my perky anus, as the last strand of semen drips down my scrotum and onto the floor.
User avatar #18 to #11 - bloodcaptain (06/23/2012) [-]
and you call us gay
User avatar #22 to #18 - fuckyouponyfaggots (06/23/2012) [-]
Since when?
User avatar #23 to #22 - bloodcaptain (06/23/2012) [-]
look at your username
User avatar #24 to #23 - fuckyouponyfaggots (06/23/2012) [-]
Who said it was directed to you?
User avatar #25 to #24 - bloodcaptain (06/23/2012) [-]
it was directed at a community, a community im apart of, there for, you did. i don't wish to load up thedarkbacon's profile wall with an arguement, i just found your post contradictive and humorous.
#27 to #25 - fuckyouponyfaggots (06/23/2012) [-]
You know, I heard bronies don't like it when you call them ponyfags. I don't think they'll appreciate it very much.
#29 to #28 - fuckyouponyfaggots (06/23/2012) [-]
You're right, I don't say. This is the internet, I type.
User avatar #12 to #11 - thedarkbacon (06/23/2012) [-]
.......
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User avatar #10 to #8 - thedarkbacon (06/23/2012) [-]
thanks :D
User avatar #5 - foolycoolyy (06/23/2012) [-]
good job bro
very funny
User avatar #2 - dimppa ONLINE (06/23/2012) [-]
You sir are just Awesome :D
User avatar #4 to #2 - thedarkbacon (06/23/2012) [-]
Thank you very much, I thought it was a great way to word the post, and it's so funny looking at all the comments of people laughing just because of the way it's worded. I was really surprised too, because i only had like 15 thumbs when i went to bed last night, then i got on today and saw like 10 notifications, almost all about the status of my post and was like "HOLY FUCKING SHIT" haha
User avatar #7 to #4 - dimppa ONLINE (06/23/2012) [-]
:D every time i read "you are all fucking gay" i lost it :DDD
User avatar #9 to #7 - thedarkbacon (06/23/2012) [-]
I thought it was a nice way to put it, i still laugh about it myself.
#3 to #2 - anonymous (06/23/2012) [-]
I agree, he is :D
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