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Date Signed Up:1/23/2011
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#165 - The action of which you suggest i take part in would only make…  [+] (4 replies) 01/07/2012 on You know it's true. +5
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#662 - ctenop (01/08/2012) [-]
That is possibly the best retort I have ever seen, good show sir.
#671 - thedarkbacon (01/08/2012) [-]
quite
#171 - ssurtrebor (01/07/2012) [-]
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#182 - thedarkbacon (01/07/2012) [-]
Do you ask me to leave so you may take part in that of which was previously mentioned? I strongly support your decision and shall leave immediately. Have fun in your gruesome games of homosexual pleasure...
#158 - you use another diamond. rocks, metals, and other materials ma…  [+] (6 replies) 01/07/2012 on You know it's true. +10
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#159 - ctenop (01/07/2012) [-]
choke on a dick
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#165 - thedarkbacon (01/07/2012) [-]
The action of which you suggest i take part in would only make sense or be pleasurable if i were attracted to the male gender and their genital body parts...I feel that an action of such degree and seriousness would fit your persona much better.
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#662 - ctenop (01/08/2012) [-]
That is possibly the best retort I have ever seen, good show sir.
#671 - thedarkbacon (01/08/2012) [-]
quite
#171 - ssurtrebor (01/07/2012) [-]
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#182 - thedarkbacon (01/07/2012) [-]
Do you ask me to leave so you may take part in that of which was previously mentioned? I strongly support your decision and shall leave immediately. Have fun in your gruesome games of homosexual pleasure...
#37 - its fine, thank you....and she isnt really hung up on him as m…  [+] (1 reply) 12/30/2011 on At Least .. +3
#39 - ryendan (12/30/2011) [-]
I'm going to still stick with my answer. Although she may say she is just getting over him, describing him as most of what she thinks is a perfect guy and having done things with him before makes it more difficult for her to move on, even the fact that he treated her wrong. Girl A may also be "getting over what they had" for quite a long time, I've had that situation come into play where I let option B go by because I was paying full attention to option A until she was ready and then when she became ready, we dated...she broke up with me due to too much stress and then dated another guy with the same name as me a week later.
Girl B seems the better choice to me still
#36 - thnx.....also the first girl does not like any of the guys she…  [+] (1 reply) 12/30/2011 on At Least .. 0
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#28 - the friends with benefits girl and my friend ended their relat…  [+] (3 replies) 12/30/2011 on At Least .. 0
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#36 - thedarkbacon (12/30/2011) [-]
thnx.....also the first girl does not like any of the guys shes been talking to....she is actually trying to get out of a date with a guy she has no interest in....
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#20 - So FJ, im in a bit of an issue and im hoping you could help...…  [+] (19 replies) 12/30/2011 on At Least .. +12
#47 - manofparody (12/30/2011) [-]
mfw I see the wall of texts below this post.
#35 - ryendan (12/30/2011) [-]
Well Mr Bacon. Here's the way you should go about things.
Girl A (the first one you mention...yes i renaming so i know who I'm talking about easier) is hung up on your friend who she was with before. This means she still has feelings for him. Which means if you and her got together, things could come up where she could find out she doesn't have the same feelings for you as she does him, and thus break things off and go with your friend. This would leave you heartbroken and back at square one, plus at this point Girl B (the one that you dubbed Girl X) could be with someone else. As she may have moved on from whatever feelings she had for you since you did the same and could end up with someone that you have no chance of breaking them up to get with her.
Now to Girl B, she likes you. Or at least could like you, which is saying more than Girl A because it seems like Girl B actually openly told you and isn't being mysterious about it. Girl B, from what you say, is a good friend and you like her because of what you two have in common. The feelings coming and going? That's more just realizing they are there and than not thinking about them. The best relationships come from strong friendships first. Girl A doesn't seem like someone you've been friends with very long, compared to 2 years with Girl B.
As for the ex...she's an ex who should not have any say on who you date. You are you...she is not your conscious and she is not your mind. So listening to her is about as useful as stabbing your eyes with pitchforks.
Basically...go with Girl B. Talk to her about your feelings for eachother and see if anything is there to pursue and if it is...go for it. But Girl A I think is a no go. Anyone that is still hung up on someone else when you are trying for them will not be yours (meaning 100%, they will still have feelings for the other person)

I do apologize for the length of my response to your little quandary.
#54 - anon (12/30/2011) [-]
kill ex, fuck girl a, become replacement for ex as girl b's friend, date girl b.
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#37 - thedarkbacon (12/30/2011) [-]
its fine, thank you....and she isnt really hung up on him as much as she is just getting over what she had, which she admits was not much....because my friend would go out with other women and publicly dubb them his GF...where as girl-A would not be taken into much consideration by him...and did not treat her quite as well....i have found her relationship with him was just massive lust...because he fit the desciption she had given me of her pefect guy(well he fit most of it)....and i fit quite a bit of it too....the things that i dont fit in her description are things that i just dont commonly do...and a slight change in how often i do them would add to her liking im sure...
#39 - ryendan (12/30/2011) [-]
I'm going to still stick with my answer. Although she may say she is just getting over him, describing him as most of what she thinks is a perfect guy and having done things with him before makes it more difficult for her to move on, even the fact that he treated her wrong. Girl A may also be "getting over what they had" for quite a long time, I've had that situation come into play where I let option B go by because I was paying full attention to option A until she was ready and then when she became ready, we dated...she broke up with me due to too much stress and then dated another guy with the same name as me a week later.
Girl B seems the better choice to me still
#34 - ccrusie (12/30/2011) [-]
Need to get some #swag bro

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#31 - XboxJunky (12/30/2011) [-]
I say Girl-X, it makes sense in my mind. Don't let things fade from your reach if they're right there, I had this girl I fell in love with who liked me at one point but I never did anything about it and I still feel for her to this day but she's had two boyfriends since then, it's heartbreaking man. If you need anyone to talk to, I'm here.
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#38 - thedarkbacon (12/30/2011) [-]
thnx ill make sure to keep you in mind
#27 - anon (12/30/2011) [-]
alright girls don't like to say this upfront but get her liqoured up a tad get her in bed and take a shit on her chest. They love that its called a boston steamer. Once you got that she will be all over you.
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#26 - imthepunkkid (12/30/2011) [-]
Alpha the fuck up and date a bitch
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#28 - thedarkbacon (12/30/2011) [-]
the friends with benefits girl and my friend ended their relationship together...and imtalking her through this...and i seem to have quite a bit in common with her too....
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#36 - thedarkbacon (12/30/2011) [-]
thnx.....also the first girl does not like any of the guys shes been talking to....she is actually trying to get out of a date with a guy she has no interest in....
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#24 - usernameisshinobi (12/30/2011) [-]
Allow me to put this into simplest terms (and I am saying this politely):
GROW A PAIR!