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#9 - That's a long list  [+] (2 new replies) 08/10/2013 on /b/ +3
User avatar #44 - greenstrongworld (08/10/2013) [-]
Well that wasn't the only thing that was long.
User avatar #10 - heartlessrobot (08/10/2013) [-]
Indeed it is.
#2 - A turd in the hand is worth two in the bush 08/10/2013 on Advanced Subs -7
#7 - Waiting for the list  [+] (31 new replies) 08/10/2013 on /b/ +8
User avatar #8 - heartlessrobot (08/10/2013) [-]
1: different number of fingers
2: hairbrush handle
3: 2 hairbrush handles
4: 3 hairbrush handles
5: 4 hairbrush handles
6: Cane
7: Wiffle bat handle
8: Toy lightsaber that doesn't fold
9: Wiimote
10: chair leg
11: Ice
12: Door knob
13: Shower hose, which I turned on while it was inside
14: The handle on a recliner
15: Markers
16: Thermometer
17: TV remote
18: golf balls
19: Marbles
20: Nail polish containers
That's all I can remember off the top of my head.
#60 - trippytrips (08/10/2013) [-]
User avatar #59 - basicargentinian (08/10/2013) [-]
I just have a problem with numbers

4, 5, 9 and 14

9 because I think it's a waste, and the rest because of biophisics.
User avatar #68 - heartlessrobot (08/10/2013) [-]
And the wiimote didn't go in past the b-button.
User avatar #67 - heartlessrobot (08/10/2013) [-]
It was an old, long, narrow handle that had broken off.
User avatar #71 - basicargentinian (08/10/2013) [-]
okay then, you're good.
User avatar #53 - qosfortyone (08/10/2013) [-]
a chair leg?
User avatar #51 - therealslim (08/10/2013) [-]
I feel ashamed that I have had around a little more than half of that in my ass
User avatar #47 - demandsgayversion (08/10/2013) [-]
Why do you own so many hairbrushes?
User avatar #66 - heartlessrobot (08/10/2013) [-]
The worst part is the hairbrushes aren't even mine.
#25 - heartlessrobot (08/10/2013) [-]
I just realized sparkyoneonetwo should see this.
#22 - doctoryou (08/10/2013) [-]
User avatar #23 - heartlessrobot (08/10/2013) [-]
Because anal stimulation.
#18 - doctoryou (08/10/2013) [-]
User avatar #20 - heartlessrobot (08/10/2013) [-]
Which one would you say was the worst?
#24 - doctoryou (08/10/2013) [-]
Probably the doorknob
User avatar #16 - sladee (08/10/2013) [-]
the internet never stops to amazing me
User avatar #17 - heartlessrobot (08/10/2013) [-]
I got over 100 marbles up there, some of them were shooters. And I think I hit my max at 7 golf balls.
User avatar #19 - sladee (08/10/2013) [-]
did you try and shoot them with your ass?
User avatar #21 - heartlessrobot (08/10/2013) [-]
Well, I shot them out. Shoulda tried to play a game of marbles with them.
User avatar #28 - sladee (08/10/2013) [-]
is it hard to aim
User avatar #30 - heartlessrobot (08/10/2013) [-]
Like an uzi with no stock, a 300 round magazine, and the trigger is glued down.
User avatar #33 - sladee (08/10/2013) [-]
k, thanks for the info
User avatar #13 - theghostrider (08/10/2013) [-]
A Wiimote? Seriously? A Wiimote?
User avatar #14 - heartlessrobot (08/10/2013) [-]
It vibrates.
User avatar #15 - theghostrider (08/10/2013) [-]
I'm not really sure, but the Toy Lightsaber part made me laugh more than the others.
#11 - vorarephilia (08/10/2013) [-]
Never in my life did i expect to read a list 20 items long of things a dude has shoved up his ass.
#12 - heartlessrobot (08/10/2013) [-]
#9 - thedarkangel (08/10/2013) [-]
That's a long list
User avatar #44 - greenstrongworld (08/10/2013) [-]
Well that wasn't the only thing that was long.
User avatar #10 - heartlessrobot (08/10/2013) [-]
Indeed it is.
#5 - Picture  [+] (33 new replies) 08/10/2013 on /b/ +4
User avatar #6 - heartlessrobot (08/10/2013) [-]
ANAL MASTURBATION!
#7 - thedarkangel (08/10/2013) [-]
Waiting for the list
User avatar #8 - heartlessrobot (08/10/2013) [-]
1: different number of fingers
2: hairbrush handle
3: 2 hairbrush handles
4: 3 hairbrush handles
5: 4 hairbrush handles
6: Cane
7: Wiffle bat handle
8: Toy lightsaber that doesn't fold
9: Wiimote
10: chair leg
11: Ice
12: Door knob
13: Shower hose, which I turned on while it was inside
14: The handle on a recliner
15: Markers
16: Thermometer
17: TV remote
18: golf balls
19: Marbles
20: Nail polish containers
That's all I can remember off the top of my head.
#60 - trippytrips (08/10/2013) [-]
User avatar #59 - basicargentinian (08/10/2013) [-]
I just have a problem with numbers

4, 5, 9 and 14

9 because I think it's a waste, and the rest because of biophisics.
User avatar #68 - heartlessrobot (08/10/2013) [-]
And the wiimote didn't go in past the b-button.
User avatar #67 - heartlessrobot (08/10/2013) [-]
It was an old, long, narrow handle that had broken off.
User avatar #71 - basicargentinian (08/10/2013) [-]
okay then, you're good.
User avatar #53 - qosfortyone (08/10/2013) [-]
a chair leg?
User avatar #51 - therealslim (08/10/2013) [-]
I feel ashamed that I have had around a little more than half of that in my ass
User avatar #47 - demandsgayversion (08/10/2013) [-]
Why do you own so many hairbrushes?
User avatar #66 - heartlessrobot (08/10/2013) [-]
The worst part is the hairbrushes aren't even mine.
#25 - heartlessrobot (08/10/2013) [-]
I just realized sparkyoneonetwo should see this.
#22 - doctoryou (08/10/2013) [-]
User avatar #23 - heartlessrobot (08/10/2013) [-]
Because anal stimulation.
#18 - doctoryou (08/10/2013) [-]
User avatar #20 - heartlessrobot (08/10/2013) [-]
Which one would you say was the worst?
#24 - doctoryou (08/10/2013) [-]
Probably the doorknob
User avatar #16 - sladee (08/10/2013) [-]
the internet never stops to amazing me
User avatar #17 - heartlessrobot (08/10/2013) [-]
I got over 100 marbles up there, some of them were shooters. And I think I hit my max at 7 golf balls.
User avatar #19 - sladee (08/10/2013) [-]
did you try and shoot them with your ass?
User avatar #21 - heartlessrobot (08/10/2013) [-]
Well, I shot them out. Shoulda tried to play a game of marbles with them.
User avatar #28 - sladee (08/10/2013) [-]
is it hard to aim
User avatar #30 - heartlessrobot (08/10/2013) [-]
Like an uzi with no stock, a 300 round magazine, and the trigger is glued down.
User avatar #33 - sladee (08/10/2013) [-]
k, thanks for the info
User avatar #13 - theghostrider (08/10/2013) [-]
A Wiimote? Seriously? A Wiimote?
User avatar #14 - heartlessrobot (08/10/2013) [-]
It vibrates.
User avatar #15 - theghostrider (08/10/2013) [-]
I'm not really sure, but the Toy Lightsaber part made me laugh more than the others.
#11 - vorarephilia (08/10/2013) [-]
Never in my life did i expect to read a list 20 items long of things a dude has shoved up his ass.
#12 - heartlessrobot (08/10/2013) [-]
#9 - thedarkangel (08/10/2013) [-]
That's a long list
User avatar #44 - greenstrongworld (08/10/2013) [-]
Well that wasn't the only thing that was long.
User avatar #10 - heartlessrobot (08/10/2013) [-]
Indeed it is.
#3 - Picture  [+] (35 new replies) 08/10/2013 on /b/ +6
User avatar #4 - heartlessrobot (08/10/2013) [-]
Look, there's a large list of things I've inserted into my anus.
#5 - thedarkangel (08/10/2013) [-]
User avatar #6 - heartlessrobot (08/10/2013) [-]
ANAL MASTURBATION!
#7 - thedarkangel (08/10/2013) [-]
Waiting for the list
User avatar #8 - heartlessrobot (08/10/2013) [-]
1: different number of fingers
2: hairbrush handle
3: 2 hairbrush handles
4: 3 hairbrush handles
5: 4 hairbrush handles
6: Cane
7: Wiffle bat handle
8: Toy lightsaber that doesn't fold
9: Wiimote
10: chair leg
11: Ice
12: Door knob
13: Shower hose, which I turned on while it was inside
14: The handle on a recliner
15: Markers
16: Thermometer
17: TV remote
18: golf balls
19: Marbles
20: Nail polish containers
That's all I can remember off the top of my head.
#60 - trippytrips (08/10/2013) [-]
User avatar #59 - basicargentinian (08/10/2013) [-]
I just have a problem with numbers

4, 5, 9 and 14

9 because I think it's a waste, and the rest because of biophisics.
User avatar #68 - heartlessrobot (08/10/2013) [-]
And the wiimote didn't go in past the b-button.
User avatar #67 - heartlessrobot (08/10/2013) [-]
It was an old, long, narrow handle that had broken off.
User avatar #71 - basicargentinian (08/10/2013) [-]
okay then, you're good.
User avatar #53 - qosfortyone (08/10/2013) [-]
a chair leg?
User avatar #51 - therealslim (08/10/2013) [-]
I feel ashamed that I have had around a little more than half of that in my ass
User avatar #47 - demandsgayversion (08/10/2013) [-]
Why do you own so many hairbrushes?
User avatar #66 - heartlessrobot (08/10/2013) [-]
The worst part is the hairbrushes aren't even mine.
#25 - heartlessrobot (08/10/2013) [-]
I just realized sparkyoneonetwo should see this.
#22 - doctoryou (08/10/2013) [-]
User avatar #23 - heartlessrobot (08/10/2013) [-]
Because anal stimulation.
#18 - doctoryou (08/10/2013) [-]
User avatar #20 - heartlessrobot (08/10/2013) [-]
Which one would you say was the worst?
#24 - doctoryou (08/10/2013) [-]
Probably the doorknob
User avatar #16 - sladee (08/10/2013) [-]
the internet never stops to amazing me
User avatar #17 - heartlessrobot (08/10/2013) [-]
I got over 100 marbles up there, some of them were shooters. And I think I hit my max at 7 golf balls.
User avatar #19 - sladee (08/10/2013) [-]
did you try and shoot them with your ass?
User avatar #21 - heartlessrobot (08/10/2013) [-]
Well, I shot them out. Shoulda tried to play a game of marbles with them.
User avatar #28 - sladee (08/10/2013) [-]
is it hard to aim
User avatar #30 - heartlessrobot (08/10/2013) [-]
Like an uzi with no stock, a 300 round magazine, and the trigger is glued down.
User avatar #33 - sladee (08/10/2013) [-]
k, thanks for the info
User avatar #13 - theghostrider (08/10/2013) [-]
A Wiimote? Seriously? A Wiimote?
User avatar #14 - heartlessrobot (08/10/2013) [-]
It vibrates.
User avatar #15 - theghostrider (08/10/2013) [-]
I'm not really sure, but the Toy Lightsaber part made me laugh more than the others.
#11 - vorarephilia (08/10/2013) [-]
Never in my life did i expect to read a list 20 items long of things a dude has shoved up his ass.
#12 - heartlessrobot (08/10/2013) [-]
#9 - thedarkangel (08/10/2013) [-]
That's a long list
User avatar #44 - greenstrongworld (08/10/2013) [-]
Well that wasn't the only thing that was long.
User avatar #10 - heartlessrobot (08/10/2013) [-]
Indeed it is.
#11 - Picture 08/10/2013 on Amazing +3
#10 - Reminds me of "the ride never ends!" can't recall th…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/09/2013 on booty 0
#11 - heartlessrobot (08/10/2013) [-]
This image has expired
#15 - Why can't I ever find people that do these things? 08/09/2013 on A moment of silence, please. 0
#130 - there you are 08/09/2013 on Thank you +1
#129 - It's a few posts back  [+] (1 new reply) 08/09/2013 on Thank you +1
User avatar #131 - beldepinda (08/09/2013) [-]
I see now, Thanks!
#132 - I guess some people don't realize that a lot of girls get thei… 08/09/2013 on Feeding your kids +1
#61 - Red Pandas 08/09/2013 on Ever been startled so bad... 0
#4 - the absolute terror on that little guys face 08/09/2013 on Ever been startled so bad... +2
#1 - Maternity Television 08/09/2013 on Gotta love MTV +1
#30 - Picture 08/09/2013 on Title +11
#2 - That is one shitty dress. 08/09/2013 on Good use of toilet paper +2
#27 - His wife? 08/09/2013 on What can scare a Badger... 0
#58 - Doesn't show it but the cat Mr. Bigglesworth has a snowy anima… 08/09/2013 on Video Game Facts 16 0
#57 - Nice name you have there.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/09/2013 on Video Game Facts 16 0
User avatar #59 - darkangeloffire (08/09/2013) [-]
I can say the same
#60 - I felt it in my cold cold heart...Why do you do this to me? 08/09/2013 on Do you feel the magic? +1
#14 - Picture 08/09/2013 on . +9
#2 - Picture 08/07/2013 on They're Grrreat +2
#10 - You say that like it's a bad thing 08/06/2013 on every damn day +5
#12 - Picture 08/06/2013 on A happy man +1
#49 - Wyverns are a subspecies to dragons if I remember right 08/06/2013 on Skyrim sluts 0
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#7 - recoveringmygt (12/19/2011) [-]
Haha 3 secret santas? This must be rigged. Anyway...bewbs
User avatar #6 - succhiareilcazzo (12/19/2011) [-]
Hey! I'm your secret santa and here's your gift! Hope ya laugh! (:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1_wDVKOTjI
#5 - MrsMcDowell (12/18/2011) [-]
Hello, Brother, I'm your Secret Santa and my gift to you is this pic of me!

Happy Holidays!
User avatar #1 - awesomedug (08/09/2011) [-]
hey you wouldnt happen to use chat and go would you
User avatar #2 to #1 - thedarkangel (08/09/2011) [-]
whats that? o.o
User avatar #3 to #2 - awesomedug (08/09/2011) [-]
sorry chatango its like a place to meet people online :3 i usuly call it chat an go
User avatar #4 to #3 - thedarkangel (08/09/2011) [-]
nope never heard of it
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