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thedankmemer

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Gender: female
Age: 20
Interests: DankMemes
Date Signed Up:10/29/2015
Last Login:1/14/2016
FunnyJunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#7540
Comment Ranking:#1575
Highest Content Rank:#7526
Highest Comment Rank:#1577
Content Thumbs: 5 total,  6 ,  1
Comment Thumbs: 1352 total,  1463 ,  111
Content Level Progress: 13.55% (8/59)
Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 30% (3/10)
Level 201 Comments: Comedic Genius → Level 202 Comments: Comedic Genius
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Content Views:1972
Times Content Favorited:1 times
Total Comments Made:300
FJ Points:1017
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#12 - > Strongest man in the universe > No gf, no girls in…  [+] (22 new replies) 01/05/2016 on Single Dingle Vingle +88
#40 - anon (01/05/2016) [-]
saitama doesn't want a girlfriend
#47 - stimate (01/05/2016) [-]
He could blow her head off with a donkey punch...
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#26 - ogthegreat (01/05/2016) [-]
Well he is bald, practically broke, not particularly bright or charming, very apathetic, and pretty much a loser. I think society's evolved way past the point where physical strength is only enough to attract females. Also, the public eye doesn't know he's the world's strongest man. He'd probably get more chicks if he went tank top or shirtless because I'm not gay but damn that nigga fine.
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#53 - dreygur (01/05/2016) [-]
>very apathetic

Nigga he beat a monster in police uniform just to prevent the Heroes Association from basically making them seem useless in the eyes of the people.
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#54 - dreygur (01/05/2016) [-]
Forget what I quoted because I thought of apathy. Still, he's a pretty cool guy.
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#32 - mmfan (01/05/2016) [-]
Just a little bit gay bruh tbh.
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#24 - zetsuboukamina (01/05/2016) [-]
Fubuki and Sonic want to fuck him
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#27 - ogthegreat (01/05/2016) [-]
Fuubuki probably. Sonic, no. Btw, there's porn of him and Fuubuki and it is awesome.
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#45 - plasticcup (01/05/2016) [-]
So you're gonna tell us about it and not link us?
#63 - oddygnak (01/05/2016) [-]
okay, fakku stopped being cool and doesn't want to allow free access anymore so here's nhentai.
There's a whole bunch of yaoi. if that's not for you just ignore. you're looking for "one hurricane"
nhentai.net/parody/one-punch-man/
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#28 - zetsuboukamina (01/05/2016) [-]
Sonic is basically Ocelot
#29 - ogthegreat (01/05/2016) [-]
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#30 - zetsuboukamina (01/05/2016) [-]
Hot blooded lil shit constantly get ten beaten into submission and is super tsundere about it. In about 40 years he'll clone Saitama and kiss one of the clones when having a fist fight with him while he is hypnotized as the other clone
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#41 - markedone (01/05/2016) [-]
If I'm not mistaken, Ocelot was against cloning Big Boss (and thus they both left The Patriots)...but everything is else spot on.
#31 - ogthegreat (01/05/2016) [-]
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#37 - spinthatrecord (01/05/2016) [-]
Metal Gear my friend
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#14 - brobathehutt (01/05/2016) [-]
Yo best girl wants his dick hard.
#17 - anon (01/05/2016) [-]
genos?
#48 - retanthe (01/05/2016) [-]
sanicc teh hejegg
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#19 - dreygur (01/05/2016) [-]
Mumen Rider
#20 - anon (01/05/2016) [-]
yeah
#31 - I thought he had is dick squished so he rubbed it to ma… 01/05/2016 on man mode 0
#43 - The odds were not in your favour. Pictured, the… 01/05/2016 on Curie 0
#23 - I stayed up until 4 AM watching anime last night. Mfw I had cl… 01/05/2016 on When You Remember You GoTo... +1
#32 - I feel you bro 01/05/2016 on me IRL +1
#34 - My god what am I doing on FunnyJunk 01/05/2016 on We found the cure! +4
#30 - Picture 01/05/2016 on White Blood 0
#15 - It's fooby! The Kamikaze watermelon!!! 01/05/2016 on I caught my parents having sex 0
#89 - I had to pay the University of Waterloo 400$ for my applicatio… 01/02/2016 on College Applications 0
#56 - Picture 01/01/2016 on This game +5
#11 - Nice roll  [+] (1 new reply) 01/01/2016 on meanwhile on FJ Anime &... +3
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#22 - BOOO! Team Onodera ftw  [+] (1 new reply) 01/01/2016 on Never don't give up +4
#23 - dehnoobshow (01/01/2016) [-]
And me sitting here on team Tachibana.
#10 - Picture  [+] (11 new replies) 01/01/2016 on only hire the best security +5
#61 - siimonic (01/01/2016) [-]
How the hell can he do anything with the mouse and keyboard so far apart
#11 - anon (01/01/2016) [-]
Another poor lost soul
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#63 - wallbuilder (01/01/2016) [-]
He's probs happy, though.
Are you?
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#71 - concetrationcamp (01/01/2016) [-]
it's easy to be happy if you are stupid
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#66 - ciacheczko (01/01/2016) [-]
From what I've seen so far, people who spend fortune on anime and mango or any other stuff of similar sort, be it MLP or whatever else are simply people who have nothing better to care for in their lives. You'd think someone can have a family, partner, a friend, or even a pet. At the very least any sort of or hobby. And don't tell me this is a hobby. This is merely byuing tons of merchandise and stacking it on shelves. It could have been a bunch of canned peas and the amount of effort and passion would be just about the same.

No creativity, no initiative, no development - just countless hours of looking at someone else's creations to detach yourself from reality, keeping you in the same place in your life for gods know how many years. Are you sure the guy is happy?

Or maybe he created a dream-come-true shelter around himself because he doesn't really know how to be?
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#72 - concetrationcamp (01/01/2016) [-]
What you said is a bit harsh but it perfectly makes sense. Don't know why some people thumbed you down. You need to have some goals in your life and try to archieve them.

But on the other site even FJ is a method to detach yourself from reality
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#74 - ciacheczko (01/01/2016) [-]
Detaching yourself from reality is nice, if not even necessary, to give your mind some relief. You know, keeps your sanity on a safe level. As with everything, it's great when it comes in moderation.

And I probably got thumbed down, because it's simply a generic harsh truth for people like you, who most likely have goals, have distance to themselves, and can put things into perspective. But there are also people who know that this is true specifically for them.

Realising the need of improvement and horror of stagnation is especially unpleasant who those who are already down that road, and we both know there's plenty of such people on FJ. And each would gladly thumb me down, to have the band wagon confirm that I'm wrong, so they can detach themselves from that unpleasant truth even further.

Or at least that's my best guess.

Simply put: I just don't seem to buy it when I see a grown man in a room that would easily suit an 8y old girl, and someone else says "He's totally happy and mentally healthy".
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#75 - concetrationcamp (01/01/2016) [-]
That is very well said mate. I share your point of view. But not going for any goals in life can also be caused by depression. And it is not easy to get rid of it. I think every human once felt completely down.
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#67 - wallbuilder (01/01/2016) [-]
Well, assumptions either side of the argument are wrong. We don't have evidence for either side.
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#68 - ciacheczko (01/01/2016) [-]
So why did you make yours in first place?
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#70 - wallbuilder (01/01/2016) [-]
Mostly just to shit on the dude who was being presumptuous.
#10 - Yay Miku! 01/01/2016 on mine mine mine 0
#2 - Hey gurl. What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it? … 01/01/2016 on Master of Romance +17
#58 - Here's my legit love story. Typing it out because I'm bored an…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/31/2015 on Hottest thing +2
#62 - mrevitcartta (12/31/2015) [-]
Well. I don't know what to say. Women are cruel. They tell lies and then try to tell you it's for your own good. My girlfriend and I split about 2 months ago. We agreed to take a break. A week should do. She was going to go stay with her mom a couple cities over. She packed a couple bags and left. When she got there she told me she had been talking to a guy on facebook for the past couple of months and that she wasn't coming back. Literally left 90% of her shit in OUR house because she had to get away from me. I've been drinking every night since hoping I can eventually die of alcohol poisoning or liver failure. Thanksgiving alone in our house. Christmas alone in our house. I've pushed all her stuff into the corner of our room and it's just collecting dust now. Some morning I wake up on the bathroom floor and other morning I wake up in bed. It's whatever.
#65 - akirafudo (01/01/2016) [-]
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that's what you get for not fucking her in the woods, also for not fucking her in the canoe, i know bitches like her man, they don't say stuff like "i'm too turned and i want hold back" without really wanting that you make her the most turned on and go all the way with them, also the canoe shit, is for you to fight for her and make her your own in the middle of the lake surrounded by mountains, she wanted some emotions from you and quit being so passive... well now you know
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#6 - Had to fix that for you  [+] (1 new reply) 12/31/2015 on J-San +4
#7 - schnitzelwagen (12/31/2015) [-]
Thanks.
#35 - Too many feels 12/31/2015 on Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing +1
#64 - Holy crap, thanks expedius  [+] (1 new reply) 12/31/2015 on Britain police force at work 0
#66 - expeditas (12/31/2015) [-]
sure thing
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#39 - Moar cute anime pictures!  [+] (25 new replies) 12/31/2015 on Britain police force at work 0
#61 - expeditas (12/31/2015) [-]
is this enough?
#64 - thedankmemer (12/31/2015) [-]
Holy crap, thanks expedius
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sure thing
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#67 - It's funny how this is exactly how I feel reading this comic. …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/31/2015 on Roommate from Hell 0
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#73 - Sperit (12/31/2015) [-]
It is better than spammed reports and batHing on feminists 2 4/7
#15 - Where is this place? It looks like fun. I wish … 12/31/2015 on Kids getting hurt 3/? 0
#12 - I still don't get it  [+] (2 new replies) 12/31/2015 on You gotta hand it to em' +1
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#14 - kaboomz (12/31/2015) [-]
>You gotta hand it to em

the ticket
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#13 - commencingfailure (12/31/2015) [-]
You hand your ticket to the ticket inspector...
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#1 - aerosol (01/12/2016) [-]
Hi!
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