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#7024495 - of course you would  [+] (1 new reply) 12/12/2013 on retard forum 0
User avatar #7170506 - revengeforfreeze (12/24/2013) [-]
öl
#141 - Picture 12/10/2013 on thecurlysage's profile 0
#139 - sorry for never getting back to ya i kinda sold my ds recently  [+] (2 new replies) 12/09/2013 on thecurlysage's profile 0
User avatar #140 - Vuumbleman (12/10/2013) [-]
Gotta do what you gotta do, man.
#141 - thecurlysage (12/10/2013) [-]
#80 - even blind squirrels find nuts but you got a point 12/08/2013 on Shots fired 0
#86 - "or something"... 12/08/2013 on I stabbed a Nokia 0
#6 - you say you troll for the entertainment of others but you're n…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/07/2013 on Shots fired 0
User avatar #15 - jbgotswag (12/07/2013) [-]
zhitman thumbed me up, therefore someone found me funny
User avatar #82 - thepizzadevourer (12/08/2013) [-]
We're thumbing you up because we don't want you to get to -400.
User avatar #83 - jbgotswag (12/08/2013) [-]
nah, you just don't want to admit that you love me. you are making me blush
User avatar #80 - thecurlysage (12/08/2013) [-]
even blind squirrels find nuts but you got a point
#2 - please just shut up no one cares about you or your opinion  [+] (6 new replies) 12/07/2013 on Shots fired +1
User avatar #5 - jbgotswag (12/07/2013) [-]
you are absolutely correct. those newfags are god's mistake. they should stop reposting.
plagiarism is a crime
User avatar #6 - thecurlysage (12/07/2013) [-]
you say you troll for the entertainment of others but you're not even being funny in any way i mean you could at least try
User avatar #15 - jbgotswag (12/07/2013) [-]
zhitman thumbed me up, therefore someone found me funny
User avatar #82 - thepizzadevourer (12/08/2013) [-]
We're thumbing you up because we don't want you to get to -400.
User avatar #83 - jbgotswag (12/08/2013) [-]
nah, you just don't want to admit that you love me. you are making me blush
User avatar #80 - thecurlysage (12/08/2013) [-]
even blind squirrels find nuts but you got a point
#9 - are you new or something?  [+] (2 new replies) 12/07/2013 on I stabbed a Nokia -3
User avatar #12 - whatasickname (12/07/2013) [-]
4/25/2011
no
User avatar #86 - thecurlysage (12/08/2013) [-]
"or something"...
#11 - saying "win" at the bott… 12/07/2013 on Security tool +51
#38 - everything is situation dependent but no one ever says it in a…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/07/2013 on Good guy +1
User avatar #39 - Tusura (12/07/2013) [-]
Fuck your christmas, and a crappy new year!

#35 - i never said doing the speed limit. i said if i am already goi…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/07/2013 on Good guy +1
User avatar #37 - Tusura (12/07/2013) [-]
If you are in a line of cars in the fast lane, and one dumbfuck comes up on everyones ass, then no, i'm not gonna get over either.

BUT, if I am the only person in the fast lane(Going faster than the middle lane) and someone comes up behind me, I'm going to get over for 5 seconds so they can pass, then get right back over and continue speeding along.

This whole post is situation dependant.
User avatar #38 - thecurlysage (12/07/2013) [-]
everything is situation dependent but no one ever says it in an argument because then it ruins the whole pointless argument and shows that we're both right from our point of view...well now that you've ruined all this fun we could have had i guess i'll just go be productive or something. merry christmas fuckface
User avatar #39 - Tusura (12/07/2013) [-]
Fuck your christmas, and a crappy new year!

#34 - we're all human so just go around to avoid causing confusion 12/07/2013 on Good guy +1
#31 - but going over the speed limit is against the law and followin…  [+] (5 new replies) 12/07/2013 on Good guy +1
User avatar #33 - Tusura (12/07/2013) [-]
The law matters, but when EVERYONE does 10 over, doing the speed limit actually causes more issues than it solves. (Maryland driving really sucks, go or get run over, thus I move out of the way)

User avatar #35 - thecurlysage (12/07/2013) [-]
i never said doing the speed limit. i said if i am already going an appropriate speed for the lane and so is everyone else and ONE car is speeding behind me. odds are he's just some impatient asshole and not someone in an emergency. so instead of everyone moves over a lane to let this ONE car pass. i am not going to switch lanes to let anyone pass me when i'm already going a fine speed for the lane. if he's really in a hurry then he can switch lanes and pass me.
User avatar #37 - Tusura (12/07/2013) [-]
If you are in a line of cars in the fast lane, and one dumbfuck comes up on everyones ass, then no, i'm not gonna get over either.

BUT, if I am the only person in the fast lane(Going faster than the middle lane) and someone comes up behind me, I'm going to get over for 5 seconds so they can pass, then get right back over and continue speeding along.

This whole post is situation dependant.
User avatar #38 - thecurlysage (12/07/2013) [-]
everything is situation dependent but no one ever says it in an argument because then it ruins the whole pointless argument and shows that we're both right from our point of view...well now that you've ruined all this fun we could have had i guess i'll just go be productive or something. merry christmas fuckface
User avatar #39 - Tusura (12/07/2013) [-]
Fuck your christmas, and a crappy new year!

#26 - Picture 12/07/2013 on Good guy +1
#25 - "going faster than you" we can assume since you were…  [+] (9 new replies) 12/07/2013 on Good guy +1
User avatar #30 - Tusura (12/07/2013) [-]
Average speed for the "fast" lane on a road with a speed limit of 65, is 80 mph.

If i'm in the fast lane doing 75 (10 over) and someone comes speeding up through the lane behind me, I couldn't care less if i'm already speeding, I'm going to get over, and make the person (Who might have an emergency) not have to slow down to try to find a way to weave through traffic causing more possible accidents.

Wait till you have a gushing head wound on an infant, and see if you don't get mad at someone for blocking the fast lane while you try to get to the hospital.

#32 - thevoter (12/07/2013) [-]
Obviously, these people have never driven a car on the highway. Otherwise, they're the assholes that cause buildups in traffic by not letting people pass.

People should stop being so self-centered and self-entitled, we're all human.
User avatar #34 - thecurlysage (12/07/2013) [-]
we're all human so just go around to avoid causing confusion
User avatar #31 - thecurlysage (12/07/2013) [-]
but going over the speed limit is against the law and following the law was what comment 24 was about but now in comment 30 the law doesn't matter anymore?
User avatar #33 - Tusura (12/07/2013) [-]
The law matters, but when EVERYONE does 10 over, doing the speed limit actually causes more issues than it solves. (Maryland driving really sucks, go or get run over, thus I move out of the way)

User avatar #35 - thecurlysage (12/07/2013) [-]
i never said doing the speed limit. i said if i am already going an appropriate speed for the lane and so is everyone else and ONE car is speeding behind me. odds are he's just some impatient asshole and not someone in an emergency. so instead of everyone moves over a lane to let this ONE car pass. i am not going to switch lanes to let anyone pass me when i'm already going a fine speed for the lane. if he's really in a hurry then he can switch lanes and pass me.
User avatar #37 - Tusura (12/07/2013) [-]
If you are in a line of cars in the fast lane, and one dumbfuck comes up on everyones ass, then no, i'm not gonna get over either.

BUT, if I am the only person in the fast lane(Going faster than the middle lane) and someone comes up behind me, I'm going to get over for 5 seconds so they can pass, then get right back over and continue speeding along.

This whole post is situation dependant.
User avatar #38 - thecurlysage (12/07/2013) [-]
everything is situation dependent but no one ever says it in an argument because then it ruins the whole pointless argument and shows that we're both right from our point of view...well now that you've ruined all this fun we could have had i guess i'll just go be productive or something. merry christmas fuckface
User avatar #39 - Tusura (12/07/2013) [-]
Fuck your christmas, and a crappy new year!

#45 - it's actually just one set of footprints... 12/05/2013 on Said the right thing -2
#44 - it's one continuous set of footsteps the whole way around... 12/05/2013 on Said the right thing -4
#69 - tip for a couple of them  [+] (3 new replies) 12/05/2013 on Problem? +20
User avatar #94 - quotes (12/05/2013) [-]
yea the big issue is most people make these in paint which makes it difficult to do that
User avatar #123 - leonhardt (12/05/2013) [-]
wigflip.com/roflbot/

Do it easily with this.
#116 - anonymous (12/05/2013) [-]
We don't care
In this day and age we expect people to commit themselves to a certain standard, and not being a filthy lazy ass motherfucker and create content that is annoying to read.

I speak for the entire internet community.
#42 - you have triumphed over me! this was fun amberc same time next week?  [+] (1 new reply) 12/03/2013 on Oh, Just a Japanese Game... 0
User avatar #43 - amberc (12/03/2013) [-]
Sure thing, I'll be here.
#39 - source for proof?  [+] (5 new replies) 12/03/2013 on Oh, Just a Japanese Game... 0
User avatar #41 - amberc (12/03/2013) [-]
#61 - EKcEntRIC (12/04/2013) [-]
name of the show?
User avatar #204 - amberc (12/04/2013) [-]
It's the title of the video, but its called "DERO!" Which means "you lose, you die" apparently.
User avatar #42 - thecurlysage (12/03/2013) [-]
you have triumphed over me! this was fun amberc same time next week?
User avatar #43 - amberc (12/03/2013) [-]
Sure thing, I'll be here.
#37 - you know this is actually just porn and not an actual game sho…  [+] (7 new replies) 12/03/2013 on Oh, Just a Japanese Game... 0
User avatar #38 - amberc (12/03/2013) [-]
um...it is an actually game show... like I said I've seen it on youtube.
User avatar #39 - thecurlysage (12/03/2013) [-]
source for proof?
User avatar #41 - amberc (12/03/2013) [-]
#61 - EKcEntRIC (12/04/2013) [-]
name of the show?
User avatar #204 - amberc (12/04/2013) [-]
It's the title of the video, but its called "DERO!" Which means "you lose, you die" apparently.
User avatar #42 - thecurlysage (12/03/2013) [-]
you have triumphed over me! this was fun amberc same time next week?
User avatar #43 - amberc (12/03/2013) [-]
Sure thing, I'll be here.
#29 - Picture 11/28/2013 on Fallout 4 +6
#31 - Picture 11/28/2013 on Some people are just dumb 0
#21 - the only stupid people are the one's who can't spot a joke  [+] (3 new replies) 11/27/2013 on Some people are just dumb +14
#26 - daemascus (11/27/2013) [-]
User avatar #22 - TheUsername (11/27/2013) [-]
i was about to say the same thing.
#31 - thecurlysage (11/28/2013) [-]
#73 - but who was count? 11/27/2013 on The highscore +5
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User avatar #133 - Vuumbleman (10/28/2013) [-]
Enjoying a Mega Venusaur yet? I know I'm enjoying mine.
User avatar #134 to #133 - thecurlysage (10/28/2013) [-]
SWEET JESUS you ******* know i am man!!!
User avatar #135 to #134 - Vuumbleman (10/28/2013) [-]
Good! Did we ever trade Friend Codes?
User avatar #136 to #135 - thecurlysage (10/28/2013) [-]
i don't think soooooooo
User avatar #137 to #136 - Vuumbleman (10/28/2013) [-]
Here's mine. 3566 2692 2615
#139 to #137 - thecurlysage (12/09/2013) [-]
sorry for never getting back to ya i kinda sold my ds recently
User avatar #140 to #139 - Vuumbleman (12/10/2013) [-]
Gotta do what you gotta do, man.
User avatar #138 to #137 - thecurlysage (11/04/2013) [-]
ah sheet guy i'll get back to ya on that
User avatar #132 - KidSpenny (09/21/2013) [-]
nice spamming, good to see another ******* douche on fj.
User avatar #131 - helpmeplz (08/08/2013) [-]
You seem to have some FJ points, which are used in the FJ collecting game and nothing else,
if you're willing to give them away just click this link: www.funnyjunk.com/items/4236130#4236130
and click the (T) next to my name. Send them using the arrow next to the points.
Note that they will not affect your thumbs in anyway.
User avatar #123 - thecurlysage (07/23/2013) [-]
**thecurlysage rolls 777**
User avatar #103 - Vuumbleman (06/05/2013) [-]
Curly, how are you today?
User avatar #104 to #103 - thecurlysage (06/05/2013) [-]
oh what a nice surprise! i'm just peachy my friend! yourself?
User avatar #105 to #104 - Vuumbleman (06/05/2013) [-]
I'm good. I need to get on some Math homework.
User avatar #106 to #105 - thecurlysage (06/05/2013) [-]
i need to start working out real soon but i'm not sure if i should start now or do it in an hour or so :/
User avatar #107 to #106 - Vuumbleman (06/05/2013) [-]
Well, the sooner we get our stuff done the sooner its done. SO I say we do it now.
User avatar #108 to #107 - thecurlysage (06/05/2013) [-]
you're right! i'll continue to talk if you wish while i do my ****
User avatar #109 to #108 - Vuumbleman (06/05/2013) [-]
I'll peek in every once in a while while I do my math.
User avatar #110 to #109 - thecurlysage (06/05/2013) [-]
alright wicked friendo!
User avatar #87 - Vuumbleman (05/27/2013) [-]
Hey, Curly Fry, you dead?
User avatar #88 to #87 - thecurlysage (05/27/2013) [-]
about this manies (----------------------------------)
#89 to #88 - Vuumbleman (05/27/2013) [-]
Well, shoot. That's a lot of dead. You got me working overtime now...

Oh, well. How are you today?
User avatar #90 to #89 - thecurlysage (05/27/2013) [-]
well i guess i'm doing alright i was gonna take a girl over to a lake to enjoy the view with her but that kinda flopped thanks to it being so close to the end of the year. what about you friendo?
User avatar #91 to #90 - Vuumbleman (05/27/2013) [-]
I'm goofing off and pondering what moves to give my current team to improve them further.
User avatar #92 to #91 - thecurlysage (05/27/2013) [-]
sounds like some fun if you don't mind me asking where are you from friend of friends
User avatar #93 to #92 - Vuumbleman (05/27/2013) [-]
Alabama, USA, Curly. What about you? From where do you hail?
User avatar #94 to #93 - thecurlysage (05/27/2013) [-]
ontario, canada my friend
User avatar #95 to #94 - Vuumbleman (05/27/2013) [-]
Oh, quite a ways away from me. How are things up there?
User avatar #96 to #95 - thecurlysage (05/27/2013) [-]
cold at night but warm during the day or what i like to call ****** weather that prevents me from being able to swim laps in my pool. what about in your part of the americas?
User avatar #97 to #96 - Vuumbleman (05/27/2013) [-]
Hot, hot, hot, just the way I like it. I don't like snow or water much. I never have. My dogs are doing well too. I actually happen to be fortunate enough to have the house all to myself for a few days.
User avatar #98 to #97 - thecurlysage (05/27/2013) [-]
oh i love water man like everything to do with water like swimming, fishing, canoeing, cliff diving, and so on but i must be off physical activity is calling to me!
User avatar #99 to #98 - Vuumbleman (05/27/2013) [-]
I think my physical activity forgot my phone number. Have fun!
User avatar #100 to #99 - thecurlysage (05/28/2013) [-]
i just recently got really active and stop playing video games and what not and actually CLEANED like i was known for having a super dirty basement
User avatar #101 to #100 - Vuumbleman (05/28/2013) [-]
I need to find a good martial art or something to practice.
User avatar #102 to #101 - thecurlysage (05/28/2013) [-]
step 1: get a bud
step 2: buy a football
step 3: toss that **** at your nearest park

throwing a football around is actually really great for you cardio(?) and ****
#83 - thetoastofalltoast (05/24/2013) [-]
I love it when people spam comments for thumbs.
User avatar #86 to #83 - thecurlysage (05/24/2013) [-]
here i'll put it on your profile for you so you can get to it anytime if you happen to lose it
#85 to #83 - thecurlysage (05/24/2013) [-]
use this one it works better
User avatar #84 to #83 - thecurlysage (05/24/2013) [-]
love you too baby <3
User avatar #63 - slushieman (04/17/2013) [-]
Hi, apparently it says you blocked me. If I done anything that might of offended you, I am sorry :c
User avatar #64 to #63 - thecurlysage (04/17/2013) [-]
i've never blocked anyone sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooo i'm sorry?
User avatar #65 to #64 - slushieman (04/17/2013) [-]
No, don't be. I tried rolling a number to one of your comments the other day on the fap game and it said you blocked me. Weird
User avatar #66 to #65 - thecurlysage (04/17/2013) [-]
well i've got you here what's up with the dark blue name?
User avatar #67 to #66 - slushieman (04/17/2013) [-]
It varies on how long you've been on Funnyjunk. The darker, the longer you've been here, the lighter, the shortest amount of time.
User avatar #68 to #67 - thecurlysage (04/17/2013) [-]
i figured as much just never bothered investigating xD thanks buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuddy
User avatar #69 to #68 - slushieman (04/17/2013) [-]
No problem :D
So you've been here for quite a while too by the looks of it
User avatar #70 to #69 - thecurlysage (04/17/2013) [-]
yes mam but i got banned awhile back during DJ 4DM1Ns banning spree. i've been trying to up my rank on comments ever since i got unbanned and it was going well until people started to believe stupid **** ie: tumblr stories
User avatar #71 to #70 - slushieman (04/17/2013) [-]
Yeah, fortunately for me I've never been banned from FJ and seeing as I just said that and if DJ 4DM1N sees this hes probably gonna ban me. I would thumb you up on comments but I can't do it on Profiles :c Sorry
User avatar #72 to #71 - thecurlysage (04/17/2013) [-]
DJ 4DM1N doesn't ban people like he used to and it's definitely one of the reasons this site is so cancerous now. oh and I DON'T WANT YOUR PITY WHORE THUMBS
User avatar #73 to #72 - slushieman (04/17/2013) [-]
Yeah, but when he used to ban people like that it seemed a little unfair but still. B-but I was trying to help you D:
User avatar #74 to #73 - thecurlysage (04/17/2013) [-]
i remember when it was taboo to ever say addy's name and he would ban people for reposting and stuff. on an unrelated note i just noticed that you can post 9999 links a day isn't a limit like that kinda pointless?
User avatar #75 to #74 - slushieman (04/17/2013) [-]
Yeah, that was the unfair thing about it XD
Yes, yes it is X3
User avatar #76 to #75 - thecurlysage (04/17/2013) [-]
on another unrelated note do you have bf bc2? i noticed you play xbox
User avatar #77 to #76 - slushieman (04/17/2013) [-]
I do have Xbox but I unfortunately do not have Battlefield anymore. My dickhead of a brother sold it without my consent
User avatar #79 to #77 - thecurlysage (04/17/2013) [-]
i'll add you up though my gt is nitronick95
User avatar #80 to #79 - slushieman (04/17/2013) [-]
Alright, I won't accept you probably til tomorrow because its too late to go on Xbox now and come to think I don't think I have any of those games I put on their apart from Call f duty, FIFA 13, Fallout:New vegas, Farcry 3 and I have some others too
User avatar #81 to #80 - thecurlysage (04/17/2013) [-]
all i noticed was the bf one xD i don't play too many multiplayer games anyways soooooooooooooooooooooooooooo you play leagues?
User avatar #82 to #81 - slushieman (04/17/2013) [-]
'Fraid not XD the only games I play on the computer are Minecraft but I want to get a better computer and play Skyrim and Fallout
User avatar #57 - thecurlysage (02/04/2013) [-]
**thecurlysage rolls 043**
User avatar #56 - thecurlysage (01/25/2013) [-]
**thecurlysage rolls 948**
#17 - asianizer (04/19/2012) [-]
well? I'm waiting for a response from your second profile as well as this one.
well? I'm waiting for a response from your second profile as well as this one.
User avatar #45 to #17 - thecurlysage (01/03/2013) [-]
so what happened with this argument?
User avatar #46 to #45 - asianizer (01/03/2013) [-]
Jesus christ do you always respond to your comments like a year later? I dont even remember what happened
User avatar #47 to #46 - thecurlysage (01/03/2013) [-]
what the hell are you talking about? we were on your profile arguing i just saw it and i forgot what it was about because i've been banned for the last 6 months
#48 to #47 - asianizer (01/03/2013) [-]
ohhhh yeeaaaahhhh :O
well welcome back
User avatar #49 to #48 - thecurlysage (01/03/2013) [-]
yea thanks so all my comments were deleted from this account and my second one since apparently is was banned too? but yea i think our argument is long gone now
#50 to #49 - asianizer (01/03/2013) [-]
Yupp   
Well have fun fellow funnyjunker
Yupp
Well have fun fellow funnyjunker
#51 to #50 - thecurlysage (01/03/2013) [-]
pic related from the sopa or whatever it was called?
#52 to #51 - asianizer (01/03/2013) [-]
Man that **** is ollld lol. I remember when everyone was stressing out about that. crazy **** that Congress proposes.
User avatar #53 to #52 - thecurlysage (01/03/2013) [-]
eh i live in canada and honestly the internet's not that big of a deal to me i'll always have a world to reek havoc in
#16 - seventytwovolt (11/20/2011) [-]
That comment.....
I think you're lost in the internet.
User avatar #14 - roflstorm (11/20/2011) [-]
its a good thing i faved your fail comment before you deleted it
User avatar #40 to #14 - thecurlysage (01/03/2013) [-]
yo you said you faved my comment can you tell me how many red thumbs it had?
User avatar #43 to #40 - roflstorm (01/03/2013) [-]
Jesus christ i made that comment over a year ago
I have no ******* idea how many exactly
But is must have been about -120 to -130 range
User avatar #44 to #43 - thecurlysage (01/03/2013) [-]
do you still have it faved?
#41 to #40 - roflstorm has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #42 to #41 - thecurlysage (01/03/2013) [-]
yea i got banned a while back for making a joke about addy and he got pissed and banned me and it reset everything but i was just curious because i thought it was like -700 or something
#7 - anonymous (11/20/2011) [-]
Good, you're online. Been stalking you all day. Give us tears.
User avatar #6 - thetalibanman (11/20/2011) [-]
AHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA
#5 - anonymous (11/20/2011) [-]
Come one. Log on before you get banned, you ******* cunt. We want to see you cry.
User avatar #4 - xxxherfaultxxx (11/20/2011) [-]
LOL fail comment
User avatar #3 - KellyisAwesome (11/20/2011) [-]
i feel sorry for you. xD
#1 - anonymous (11/20/2011) [-]
-111 thumbs on one comment?

o u mad
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