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thecrayzeeman

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Gender: male
Consoles Owned: Do I look like a peasant?
Date Signed Up:9/22/2012
Last Login:1/14/2016
FunnyJunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#804
Highest Comment Rank:#435
Comment Thumbs: 20853 total,  21657 ,  804
Content Level Progress: 6.77% (4/59)
Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 46.1% (461/1000)
Level 315 Comments: Wizard → Level 316 Comments: Wizard
Subscribers:1
Total Comments Made:3004
FJ Points:15465

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#44 - I'm speechless. I will tell this tale to my kids as a… 07/17/2014 on It's hit the fan 0
#48 - If anyone wants it. 07/17/2014 on idk dwagonbown r u sure? +1
#47 - Why 07/17/2014 on idk dwagonbown r u sure? +9
#50 - Jokes on you, I like the song. 07/17/2014 on if this bitch dont shut up 0
#65 - How do you know I didn't mean what I said? Kidd… 07/17/2014 on title 0
#105 - God dammit man, I'm on the last season of The Sopranos, new se… 07/17/2014 on Breaking Bad +1
#59 - People can literally YES. ******* LITERALLY. JESU…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/17/2014 on title +1
#64 - whargarbler (07/17/2014) [-]
While I agree with you that people get their ovaries far too twisted about the use of the word "literally", the way you phrased it implies that people turn into penises. I don't think they do. You'd probably want to put "literally" before "anything" instead of "be dicks".
#65 - thecrayzeeman (07/17/2014) [-]
How do you know I didn't mean what I said?

Kidding, you're right, shoulda' put it before "anything".
#4 - I am tried.  [+] (7 new replies) 07/16/2014 on American Time Zones +2
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#9 - agrani (07/16/2014) [-]
Hi tired im dad
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#6 - kerfufflemachtwo (07/16/2014) [-]
I am Ironman.
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#7 - alphavsomega (07/16/2014) [-]
I am lonely.
#10 - vorarephilia (07/16/2014) [-]
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#11 - alphavsomega (07/16/2014) [-]
oh hey it';s you
#12 - vorarephilia (07/16/2014) [-]
yep it's me.
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#13 - alphavsomega (07/16/2014) [-]
uh... so yeah.
#59 - The problem arises when the teacher imparts incorrect knowledg…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/16/2014 on One Liners +1
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#60 - leonhardt (07/16/2014) [-]
If the student tries to correct them it means they already know the correct answer. Was that really the best excuse you could come up with?
#54 - Except the fact that you're wrong on the first one. Y…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/16/2014 on One Liners +1
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#56 - leonhardt (07/16/2014) [-]
Yeah. Because they're teachers. It is their job to impart knowledge to students. If you're talking about whatever the fuck and not paying attention, then you're not going to learn.
#59 - thecrayzeeman (07/16/2014) [-]
The problem arises when the teacher imparts incorrect knowledge on the student, and when the student tries to correct them, they tell him to shut up and sit down.

Then there are the stupid cunts you're describing, who do whatever the fuck instead of paying attention.
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#60 - leonhardt (07/16/2014) [-]
If the student tries to correct them it means they already know the correct answer. Was that really the best excuse you could come up with?
#49 - Either you purposely misunderstood these "one liners"…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/16/2014 on One Liners +1
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#52 - leonhardt (07/16/2014) [-]
Whatever helps you cope with reality.
Call me stupid all you want it doesn't change that I'm right.
#54 - thecrayzeeman (07/16/2014) [-]
Except the fact that you're wrong on the first one.

You are semi-correct on the second one, I'll give you that, but fact is, some teachers actually do that.
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#56 - leonhardt (07/16/2014) [-]
Yeah. Because they're teachers. It is their job to impart knowledge to students. If you're talking about whatever the fuck and not paying attention, then you're not going to learn.
#59 - thecrayzeeman (07/16/2014) [-]
The problem arises when the teacher imparts incorrect knowledge on the student, and when the student tries to correct them, they tell him to shut up and sit down.

Then there are the stupid cunts you're describing, who do whatever the fuck instead of paying attention.
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#60 - leonhardt (07/16/2014) [-]
If the student tries to correct them it means they already know the correct answer. Was that really the best excuse you could come up with?
#45 - The bait is strong with this one.  [+] (7 new replies) 07/16/2014 on One Liners 0
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#47 - leonhardt (07/16/2014) [-]
Not even bait. Amazing how defensive people get when you see through their bullshit.
#49 - thecrayzeeman (07/16/2014) [-]
Either you purposely misunderstood these "one liners", or you're trolling.

Since I refuse to believe that people can be this ignorant, I'm going with the latter.

There is literally yes, literally no other option here.
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#52 - leonhardt (07/16/2014) [-]
Whatever helps you cope with reality.
Call me stupid all you want it doesn't change that I'm right.
#54 - thecrayzeeman (07/16/2014) [-]
Except the fact that you're wrong on the first one.

You are semi-correct on the second one, I'll give you that, but fact is, some teachers actually do that.
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#56 - leonhardt (07/16/2014) [-]
Yeah. Because they're teachers. It is their job to impart knowledge to students. If you're talking about whatever the fuck and not paying attention, then you're not going to learn.
#59 - thecrayzeeman (07/16/2014) [-]
The problem arises when the teacher imparts incorrect knowledge on the student, and when the student tries to correct them, they tell him to shut up and sit down.

Then there are the stupid cunts you're describing, who do whatever the fuck instead of paying attention.
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#60 - leonhardt (07/16/2014) [-]
If the student tries to correct them it means they already know the correct answer. Was that really the best excuse you could come up with?
#8 - Picture 07/15/2014 on Pool dancing at its best 0
#57 - I don't even need to talk to women to know they wont like me. … 07/15/2014 on to beta or not to beta 0
#53 - An hour every week and a half? Jesus rollerblading Ch…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/15/2014 on to beta or not to beta 0
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#69 - multichicken (07/31/2014) [-]
and you know what sucks? this is the first time in half a month ive been able to go on fj without my gf hanging on my shoulder.
#9275246 - I prefer the term "Lady of the Night" thank you very much. 07/14/2014 on Happy little board 0
#13 - That game was excellent. 07/14/2014 on THIS IS SPARTA....Wisconsin... 0
#7 - Apparently not so good lady is filtered too. 07/14/2014 on How to sex a robot 0
#6 - User: Cybersex? Cleverbot: The world wide weberverse.…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/14/2014 on How to sex a robot 0
#7 - thecrayzeeman (07/14/2014) [-]
Apparently not so good lady is filtered too.
#5 - Well, what can you do? Life is a bad joke played on humanity. 07/14/2014 on This is deep -2
#21 - I've fantasized about stabbing an intruder with my sword. … 07/14/2014 on aussie news +4
#20 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 07/14/2014 on aussie news +3
#22 - madkip (07/14/2014) [-]
I may not be Bruce Lee but I am a martial artist trained in Kung Fu.
I abide by Bruce Lee's tenets and live by his philosophies.
Guns are great for recreational use or if you have literally no other options in a matter of life or death but they should by no means be you're first thought in a confrontation.
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#28 - hydraetis (07/14/2014) [-]
If someone is busting into my house I'm pulling a weapon on them.
#19 - Black Knight Greataxe. Slam dunk a motherintense bodyloveer. 07/14/2014 on aussie news 0
#15 - I bet she's pissed.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/14/2014 on Game over man, game over +7
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#26 - mortolife (07/14/2014) [-]
#1 - Skynet wont be takin' over anytime soon.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/14/2014 on The future is here +28
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#2 - smashingprodigy (07/14/2014) [-]
I don't know. The one trying to feed the mannequin head seems pretty aggressive.

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#1 - theshrew (04/06/2015) [-]
Ay bby you want sum fuk
#2 to #1 - thecrayzeeman (04/06/2015) [-]
u know it baby
u know it baby
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