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| #13 - Savagery. | 11/06/2015 on Verbal manslaughter | +6 |
| #9 - Picture | 11/06/2015 on Scooby Doo | +2 |
| #10 - Actually it's exactly what happens. | 11/06/2015 on When my nuts get stuck to... | +1 |
| #76 - Take this. [+] (1 new reply) | 11/06/2015 on How to piss off a sniper | +14 |
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| #50 - It's not even close to realistic, it's just painted black. If … | 11/06/2015 on Description | +1 |
| #28 - Picture | 11/06/2015 on How to piss off a sniper | +44 |
| #10 - I'm 19, I can confirm. Forever traumatized. | 11/06/2015 on Close one | +3 |
| #22 - He should have been a better person, helped her up, then kicke… | 11/06/2015 on Karma | +9 |
| #68 - I meant alcohol helps you fake your confidence, but I guess th… | 11/06/2015 on The ultimate Alpha | +1 |
| #19 - >letting some scrub do an important job | 11/05/2015 on Special Someone | +2 |
| #309 - And that new Clash gamemode looks like Siege 2.0. I r… [+] (1 new reply) | 11/05/2015 on When Dota players learning LoL | 0 |
 I'd honestly love more completely unique game modes too. Maybe some sort of "Minion push only" assault, or a game mode that limits all gods in one way or another. Like some friends of mine and I discussed an MOTD of buff abilities only and melee gods only. So Freya would get her Irradiate, but not Pulse cus Pulse would be OP. Awilix could ult but nothing else, so she'd ult for CC immunity from Arachne and Cabrakans stuns and some extra power+attack speed and she'd have her passive for extra shred. Bakasura and Kuang would be your shredders and would be VERY hard to topple in pure damage outright. Ares and Guan would be heavy supporters and would make great use of their buffs (Guan's heal making him invaluable for fighting a Kuang). Giving it the map for Clash and making it so that Fire Giant and GF are weak enough to be melee'd to death and giving teams multiple picks would be a great add too. | ||
| #285 - Joust is broken as **** I admit it, but it's the gods t… [+] (3 new replies) | 11/04/2015 on When Dota players learning LoL | 0 |
| I can agree whole heartedly with all of these points. Hunters need a good hard slap on the ass in terms of nerfing across the board, Seige needs to get its act together or get the fuck out. I'm tired of playing Seige each time I need my Gem Day wins Back when I was earlier in my playing I spent 7 hours straight going for a win in seige to afford Hades' VP and I wound up staying up until 5AM on a school night my time fighting tooth and nail for that win. It still felt boring and pretty fucking gay. Domination was fun, albeit not my favorite game mode by far, so I'd totally play it more if they'd fix it. Fixing Assault back up would be nice too. Or doing something so it isn't just "We built our 5 gods tanky regardless of who they were so we won." #309 -
thecrayzeeman (11/05/2015) [-] And that new Clash gamemode looks like Siege 2.0. I really wish they'd get off their asses and fix Domination, or remake it from scratch. Smite really needs an Egyptian map, and making more tower pushers instead of actual new gamemodes gets kinda boring. It's why Arena is so popular, it's different. As for Assault, it's nice to build something people don't usually expect Had a game where I went Nemesis full tank, with 4 mages on my team, while their team was 2 warriors, 2 hunters and an assassin. We annihilated them., and win, but I would very much prefer the more balanced Assault. I'd honestly love more completely unique game modes too. Maybe some sort of "Minion push only" assault, or a game mode that limits all gods in one way or another. Like some friends of mine and I discussed an MOTD of buff abilities only and melee gods only. So Freya would get her Irradiate, but not Pulse cus Pulse would be OP. Awilix could ult but nothing else, so she'd ult for CC immunity from Arachne and Cabrakans stuns and some extra power+attack speed and she'd have her passive for extra shred. Bakasura and Kuang would be your shredders and would be VERY hard to topple in pure damage outright. Ares and Guan would be heavy supporters and would make great use of their buffs (Guan's heal making him invaluable for fighting a Kuang). Giving it the map for Clash and making it so that Fire Giant and GF are weak enough to be melee'd to death and giving teams multiple picks would be a great add too. | ||
| #76 - I play Smite because all other MOBAs are slow compared to it. … [+] (5 new replies) | 11/04/2015 on When Dota players learning LoL | +1 |
| That's another good reason to play it. The only downside I really see is all of the game modes outside of Conquest are really broken. Like Joust can be won with at least an 85% success rate with Sylvanus, Sobek, and Ares as a team 3 supports if you don't know . Hunters can shred any other god no questions asked unless 5 or 6 items are build to counter them. Even then they can still do it in some cases. Also, Hades built power is such an unstoppable force that I was going 1v3 last night and held out for 14 minutes without buying shoes at any point in time and texting two other people during the match. #285 -
thecrayzeeman (11/04/2015) [-] Joust is broken as shit I admit it, but it's the gods that make it broken. A couple of months ago I carried two random scrubs with Ares. At one point I tower dived their hunter and mage on 40% hp, and managed to get out with 45% Mail of Renewal baby . Some gods are just massive powerhouses, and once they get rolling, you just can't do anything. Also I'm still waiting for that hunter nerf that was promised a while back. As for the other game modes: - Arena is what it is. - At one point, back in beta, Assault used to give one of each class on both sides, which significantly leveled the field. Dunno why they turned it back to the RNG shitfest that it was and is, but it was a straight up bad decision. The team with the most and/or strongest tanks wins. - Siege is shit. It's a cheap copy of the Haunted Mines map from Heroes of the Storm. The only reason it exists because they were to lazy to actually fix Domination. Underplayed, my ass. Siege is also underplayed, and you don't see it being replaced. But even with all it's problems, it'll always be my favourite MOBA. I can agree whole heartedly with all of these points. Hunters need a good hard slap on the ass in terms of nerfing across the board, Seige needs to get its act together or get the fuck out. I'm tired of playing Seige each time I need my Gem Day wins Back when I was earlier in my playing I spent 7 hours straight going for a win in seige to afford Hades' VP and I wound up staying up until 5AM on a school night my time fighting tooth and nail for that win. It still felt boring and pretty fucking gay. Domination was fun, albeit not my favorite game mode by far, so I'd totally play it more if they'd fix it. Fixing Assault back up would be nice too. Or doing something so it isn't just "We built our 5 gods tanky regardless of who they were so we won." #309 -
thecrayzeeman (11/05/2015) [-] And that new Clash gamemode looks like Siege 2.0. I really wish they'd get off their asses and fix Domination, or remake it from scratch. Smite really needs an Egyptian map, and making more tower pushers instead of actual new gamemodes gets kinda boring. It's why Arena is so popular, it's different. As for Assault, it's nice to build something people don't usually expect Had a game where I went Nemesis full tank, with 4 mages on my team, while their team was 2 warriors, 2 hunters and an assassin. We annihilated them., and win, but I would very much prefer the more balanced Assault. I'd honestly love more completely unique game modes too. Maybe some sort of "Minion push only" assault, or a game mode that limits all gods in one way or another. Like some friends of mine and I discussed an MOTD of buff abilities only and melee gods only. So Freya would get her Irradiate, but not Pulse cus Pulse would be OP. Awilix could ult but nothing else, so she'd ult for CC immunity from Arachne and Cabrakans stuns and some extra power+attack speed and she'd have her passive for extra shred. Bakasura and Kuang would be your shredders and would be VERY hard to topple in pure damage outright. Ares and Guan would be heavy supporters and would make great use of their buffs (Guan's heal making him invaluable for fighting a Kuang). Giving it the map for Clash and making it so that Fire Giant and GF are weak enough to be melee'd to death and giving teams multiple picks would be a great add too. | ||
| #56 - Gather round, gather round, ladies & gents it's story time… [+] (2 new replies) | 11/03/2015 on The ultimate Alpha | +2 |
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thecrayzeeman (11/06/2015) [-] I meant alcohol helps you fake your confidence, but I guess that works too. | ||
| #210 - Kari Sweets. Jesus Christ, her body is unreal. | 11/03/2015 on Anon tries nofap | +1 |
| #58 - I think you've just explained my entire thought process to me. | 11/03/2015 on Every time | +1 |
| #83 - >tfw i'm 173 >tfw where i'm from, most girls are aro… | 11/02/2015 on The dreams of men | 0 |
| #140 - You sick **** . | 11/01/2015 on Growing Up | +5 |
| #9 - "The things I do for love." | 10/31/2015 on Little red riding hood | +19 |
| #95 - Nope. He did go a bit overboard though. But it's true… [+] (3 new replies) | 10/31/2015 on No | +3 |
 having kids when you have your life in chcek should be obvious to anyone however, saying you shouldn't have kids is fucking retarded #133 -
anon (10/31/2015) [-] I think FJ and anti-feminism got to him. I mean those are real issues that every guy should worry about but it can be avoided if you find the right girl. Not every girl is a gold-digging whore. FJ warped his reality. He suddenly thinks all marriages end in divorce and men never see their kids. the 50% divorce rate is mostly idiots anyways. Just look at how many dumb mother fuckers there are in the world. If anything 50% is probably low. If you're smart you won't get a divorce or it will be mutual and not a huge battle/custody battle. | ||
| #7 - Have you tried turning it off and on again? | 10/30/2015 on Sometimes... | +1 |
| #25 - Not where I'm from. But then again, we don't have tha… [+] (1 new reply) | 10/30/2015 on Slow people | 0 |
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sacrilegious (10/30/2015) [-] I live on the West Coast of the US and all over my university Asians walk in huge groups across the sidewalk. They walk super slowly and stop randomly I refuse to step off the sidewalk into the dirt for groups so sometimes it comes down to awkward face offs until they let me pass. | ||
| #36 - Don't forget Dragonrend for the cunts that wont ******* … [+] (1 new reply) | 10/30/2015 on Skyrim Logic.. | +1 |
| #20 - A group of 3 or more women will somehow always manage to block… [+] (3 new replies) | 10/30/2015 on Slow people | +3 |
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thecrayzeeman (10/30/2015) [-] Not where I'm from. But then again, we don't have that many Asians here, other than tourists. #26 -
sacrilegious (10/30/2015) [-] I live on the West Coast of the US and all over my university Asians walk in huge groups across the sidewalk. They walk super slowly and stop randomly I refuse to step off the sidewalk into the dirt for groups so sometimes it comes down to awkward face offs until they let me pass. | ||
| #21 - >rushing into a room full of those ******* and not k… | 10/30/2015 on We all remember this moment | +1 |
