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thecrayzeeman

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Date Signed Up:9/22/2012
Last Login:3/29/2015
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#109 - I know, it's annoying as hell. 03/24/2015 on Cheese me no likey 0
#106 - And call ******** mean names. **** …  [+] (3 new replies) 03/24/2015 on Cheese me no likey 0
User avatar #127 - zuflux (03/24/2015) [-]
I can't get caught by that curse even if I try.

The boss is hard enough still though. Try fighting that douche on NG+ and up.
User avatar #108 - adu (03/24/2015) [-]
It's more like "force crush" but the actually name for it is "Mark of Calamity." The damage the move deals isn't even half as bad as the fact as the 60 second curse doubling the damage you take. You're pretty much one-shot by everything for the next minute.
#109 - thecrayzeeman (03/24/2015) [-]
I know, it's annoying as hell.
#102 - The bosses also have no dialogue, so you can't really angrily …  [+] (5 new replies) 03/24/2015 on Cheese me no likey 0
User avatar #105 - adu (03/24/2015) [-]
But you can crack fat jokes at Smough and gay jokes at Ornstein all day long.
#106 - thecrayzeeman (03/24/2015) [-]
And call Kalashit mean names.

Fuck him and his force choke.
User avatar #127 - zuflux (03/24/2015) [-]
I can't get caught by that curse even if I try.

The boss is hard enough still though. Try fighting that douche on NG+ and up.
User avatar #108 - adu (03/24/2015) [-]
It's more like "force crush" but the actually name for it is "Mark of Calamity." The damage the move deals isn't even half as bad as the fact as the 60 second curse doubling the damage you take. You're pretty much one-shot by everything for the next minute.
#109 - thecrayzeeman (03/24/2015) [-]
I know, it's annoying as hell.
#101 - Yeah, but Gaping Dragon is easy as **** , you only see i…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/24/2015 on Cheese me no likey +1
User avatar #143 - YllekNayr (03/24/2015) [-]
Fuck, man.

I had to try gaping dragon like 4 times.
I had an easier time with fucking Ornstein and Smough.
#147 - thecrayzeeman (03/24/2015) [-]
How? You literally stay on his hind legs and do stabby.

Orn & Smough gave me problems until I realised that the pillar stumps are the bane of their existence.
User avatar #148 - YllekNayr (03/24/2015) [-]
Whenever he jumped in the air, camera unlock and I can't tell which direction I'm running.

Also, fucking tail swipes.
I was using both phantoms at once, so his health was apparently increased because of that.
Honestly, the only real difficult part of Ornstein and Smough was Mega-Ornstein, and even that gets manageable once you figure out how to avoid being impaled and raised above his head.
#436 - Don't cut yourself on that edge there. 03/24/2015 on He knows it 0
#5 - Picture 03/23/2015 on coolest cat around +1
#13 - mine 03/23/2015 on Wallpaper +1
#6 - Let's not forget Martha. I mean levvy. 03/22/2015 on we're becoming self aware -4
#159 - I used to really want a gf, but that need sort of just...faded…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/21/2015 on good luck +2
#219 - anonymous (03/22/2015) [-]
>Ages 0-16 I was the leader of the whiteknight betas
>All i wanted was a girlfriend, then after many rejections and failures I got one
>Positive that once i have someone to treat like a princess, I'll be happy
>spent around $300-$400 on her (this is last year in highschool btw), and she didnt treat me too well
>stopped whiteknighting.
>This year, I got in 3 relationships in the first half of the year, and got laid for the first time.
>Since ive been there, done that, it really isnt all that great and I havent been in a relationship since.

Sadly, i have literally no purpose in life now and probs gonna an hero eventually.
User avatar #166 - senselessness (03/21/2015) [-]
Thinking the same way, but then again I think "Wouldn't it be nice if there was someone who cared about me and who I could spend time with?"

and sex ofc, Vagina>Hand
#185 - You can also tell by the fact that IT'S ON ******* … 03/21/2015 on It's friday +1
#18 - Or rather door through door. 03/21/2015 on ARRIVED +1
#27 - What kind of "feels" exactly?  [+] (2 new replies) 03/21/2015 on 4chan Compilation #1 +9
User avatar #37 - articulate (03/21/2015) [-]
That I would be sad if it happened to my sister.
#41 - anonymous (03/21/2015) [-]
I mean yeah I guess. If we ignore the fact that he fucked his sister then I'd say the worst part is that his sister is a dumb whore not that she fucked 15+ guys in a row. A handful of women are like that in college but it's still pathetic. They need to learn how to deal with alcohol. If you can't handle it don't drink it. Fucking 15+ guys in a row is disgusting whereas being a whore is just part of your personality. That's just my opinion though.
#63 - Did you perhaps mistake Dark Souls for Skyrim? I don'…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/20/2015 on Best skyrim advice -1
User avatar #103 - juter (03/20/2015) [-]
Bullshit crafting system
Getting oneshot-animation killed at 3/4 health
Galloping up vertical hills on a horse
Stat and skill systems dumbed down to retard-level

what's not to hate?
#1 - Picture 03/18/2015 on (untitled) +4
#209 - I think it's you who doesn't listen to rap, atleast not rap wo… 03/18/2015 on Rap 0
#204 - Lil wayne rhymed ***** with ***** in a song. …  [+] (2 new replies) 03/18/2015 on Rap 0
User avatar #207 - successfully (03/18/2015) [-]
You clearly don't listen to rap, that's a common trope.

Lil wayne does suck ass though, just not solely because of that.
#209 - thecrayzeeman (03/18/2015) [-]
I think it's you who doesn't listen to rap, atleast not rap worth mentioning, if you think this is common.

Atleast we agree on one thing.
#202 - And yet, Relapse is miles better than Recovery and Encore. 03/18/2015 on Rap +1
#6 - >No Nina Hartley  [+] (1 new reply) 03/18/2015 on Top 20 Milfs +1
#8 - carlsaganrealness (03/18/2015) [-]
>No Persia Monir
#80 - "LEVIOSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" "GOD DAMMIT SN… 03/18/2015 on Wonderfully creepy monsters... +1
#79 - Picture 03/18/2015 on Wonderfully creepy monsters... +4
#8 - Comment deleted 03/18/2015 on Advice Request/ Chest Lifting 0
#4 - I bet you eat mangos. 03/17/2015 on Foul bachelorette frog +2
#4 - hot damn 03/17/2015 on Just WTF 0
#3 - Comment deleted 03/17/2015 on Description +1
#6 - Comment deleted  [+] (2 new replies) 03/17/2015 on Advice Request/ Chest Lifting 0
#7 - tacolishous Comment deleted by thecrayzeeman
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