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thecrayzeeman

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Date Signed Up:9/22/2012
Last Login:1/14/2016
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#71 - >dogs >stupid I'm guessing you've never had…  [+] (5 new replies) 01/13/2016 on mlady +2
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#72 - platinumaltaria (01/13/2016) [-]
Oh no of course, chasing your own ass is really a complex activity requiring super powerful brains.
#73 - thecrayzeeman (01/13/2016) [-]
By your definition, any animal that does something stupid is stupid.

Humans war with eachother and believe in an old man in the sky that will give them 72 virgins if they kill themselves while yelling his name.

So humans are stupid then?

Seriously though, there's a reason dogs are called a mans best friend. They truly love you unconditionally, they wont get mad at you for no reason, they'll never lie to you and they'll never betray you. Invest a little time into training them properly, and you'll get a much better friend than a human could be.

Now don't get me wrong, I like my friends, I love my family, and I adore my girlfriend, but from an objective standpoint dogs are far better. People can change, drift apart, fall out, but dogs will stay with you literally until their last breath.
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#77 - platinumaltaria (01/13/2016) [-]
This just in: Doing stupid things doesn't make you stupid.
Yeah, humans are also stupid, but most of them can hold a conversation.
Dogs don't love you, they are dependent on you for food; they look at you the same way an american looks at a mcdonalds. People choose to be with you because they like you, that's far more valuable to me than something that requires you to live.
#147 - thecrayzeeman (23 hours ago) [-]
It's pretty obvious you've never had a dog, so there is no use in trying to convince you.

But before I leave, remember this: people can also choose to be with you to use you.
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#148 - platinumaltaria (22 hours ago) [-]
Right now I'd take that.
#18 - Personally I feel EDM covers all three of those, it just depen… 01/13/2016 on RIP David Bowieknife 0
#99 - Not really. All you do is sit and do the same job every day. …  [+] (2 new replies) 01/13/2016 on You brought a knife to a... 0
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#100 - shenro (01/13/2016) [-]
depends on the job, some jobs require physical labour and movement.
#101 - thecrayzeeman (01/13/2016) [-]
Still less of a hassle than planning theft IMO.
#42 - Yeah, figured it was something along those lines. 01/13/2016 on 10/10, would watch 0
#40 - I have no idea what you said but it sounded savage.  [+] (2 new replies) 01/13/2016 on 10/10, would watch 0
#41 - anon (01/13/2016) [-]
he just said "you are a faggot, mister anon"
#42 - thecrayzeeman (01/13/2016) [-]
Yeah, figured it was something along those lines.
#104 - Shhhh. Don't give them ideas. 01/13/2016 on star holocaust 0
#97 - No, the payoff is too small compared to the hassle you need to…  [+] (4 new replies) 01/13/2016 on You brought a knife to a... 0
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#98 - shenro (01/13/2016) [-]
m8 a single day of work is more of a hassle than stealing some kids iphone and selling it.
#99 - thecrayzeeman (01/13/2016) [-]
Not really. All you do is sit and do the same job every day.

Stealing requires proper planning and proper execution.
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#100 - shenro (01/13/2016) [-]
depends on the job, some jobs require physical labour and movement.
#101 - thecrayzeeman (01/13/2016) [-]
Still less of a hassle than planning theft IMO.
#2 - Seems like a pretty chill guy. 01/12/2016 on Ice coffee +182
#95 - I'm one of the laziest people I know, and I'd rather work than…  [+] (6 new replies) 01/12/2016 on You brought a knife to a... 0
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#96 - shenro (01/13/2016) [-]
ok then, go mug someone instead, take precautions like cover your face and head, target someone weak like a child with an iphone and bam, easy money and no risk of getting killed.
#97 - thecrayzeeman (01/13/2016) [-]
No, the payoff is too small compared to the hassle you need to go through.
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#98 - shenro (01/13/2016) [-]
m8 a single day of work is more of a hassle than stealing some kids iphone and selling it.
#99 - thecrayzeeman (01/13/2016) [-]
Not really. All you do is sit and do the same job every day.

Stealing requires proper planning and proper execution.
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#100 - shenro (01/13/2016) [-]
depends on the job, some jobs require physical labour and movement.
#101 - thecrayzeeman (01/13/2016) [-]
Still less of a hassle than planning theft IMO.
#38 - FYI baiting doesn't work if it's a valid opinion. …  [+] (8 new replies) 01/12/2016 on You brought a knife to a... -3
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#90 - shenro (01/12/2016) [-]
it's not a valid opinion when he says "why don't lazy people find a VERY GOOD job" m8 lazy people can't get a very good job, also if you're lazy it's easier and more rewarding if you just rob someone instead of actually working your ass off for a whole month.
#95 - thecrayzeeman (01/12/2016) [-]
I'm one of the laziest people I know, and I'd rather work than go rob something.

Robbery isn't rewarding at all, actually, way too much hassle for way too little money. Plus potential jail time.
Plus the danger of getting killed by the store clerk/cops.

Yeah, thanks, I'd take a dead end job and drinking myself unconscious every weekend over potentially going to jail and getting shanked in the bathroom. Atleast I'd be killing myself in the way I want to.
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#96 - shenro (01/13/2016) [-]
ok then, go mug someone instead, take precautions like cover your face and head, target someone weak like a child with an iphone and bam, easy money and no risk of getting killed.
#97 - thecrayzeeman (01/13/2016) [-]
No, the payoff is too small compared to the hassle you need to go through.
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#98 - shenro (01/13/2016) [-]
m8 a single day of work is more of a hassle than stealing some kids iphone and selling it.
#99 - thecrayzeeman (01/13/2016) [-]
Not really. All you do is sit and do the same job every day.

Stealing requires proper planning and proper execution.
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#100 - shenro (01/13/2016) [-]
depends on the job, some jobs require physical labour and movement.
#101 - thecrayzeeman (01/13/2016) [-]
Still less of a hassle than planning theft IMO.
#10 - For you.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/11/2016 on no clue who that is +34
#24 - dreygur (01/12/2016) [-]
#8 - It would be extremely painful.  [+] (3 new replies) 01/11/2016 on no clue who that is +35
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#9 - fjlawyer (01/11/2016) [-]
You're a big guy
#10 - thecrayzeeman (01/11/2016) [-]
For you.
#24 - dreygur (01/12/2016) [-]
#219 - Well, it was more of a joke, but personally, the way I see it,… 01/11/2016 on What WoW looked like 17... +1
#212 - While what you and misterfrog said is true, I still wont get m… 01/11/2016 on What WoW looked like 17... +1
#57 - It wont exist until WoW ends. So it wont exist.  [+] (6 new replies) 01/11/2016 on What WoW looked like 17... +8
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#176 - misterfrog (01/11/2016) [-]
If you mean because of the lore, that's actually not a problem. More than enough side stories and fringe characters you can use to make a new campaign. You could even let it intertwine with future expansions for WoW.
#113 - anon (01/11/2016) [-]
hwaraam

They actually stated, once SCII wraps up fully, they were interested in making a new Warcraft RTS.
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#114 - ramathlehi (01/11/2016) [-]
Posted as anon. Whoops.
Anyways, just googling it gives sources.
www.ubergizmo.com/2014/11/blizzard-interested-in-warcraft-4-but-nothing-to-share-at-the-moment/
#212 - thecrayzeeman (01/11/2016) [-]
While what you and misterfrog said is true, I still wont get my hopes up until an official announcement from Blizzard.

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#63 - hwaraam (01/11/2016) [-]
fuck you and your crusade of crushing dreams that will never be fulfilled
#219 - thecrayzeeman (01/11/2016) [-]
Well, it was more of a joke, but personally, the way I see it, as long as WoW is making money, WC4 ain't happening.

Atleast not on any known land. Who knows, new continents on Azeroth? Entire new planets.

But like I said, while Blizz is "interested", I wont get my hopes up until an official announcement.

Hell, I'd settle for the entire Warcraft RTS story (WC1,2,3) in Starcraft 2 graphics.

#15 - Picture 01/10/2016 on Black tweets comp 37: back... +28
#10 - Some of these sound a bit pretentious. Others are str… 01/09/2016 on this ones better +1
#29 - "Do you wanna know how I got these scars?" 01/09/2016 on social experiment +1
#20 - replying in case of sauce 01/09/2016 on Fuck it +1
#13 - I'm the same height as him. I'm taller than you…  [+] (11 new replies) 01/09/2016 on Small +3
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#52 - Timmietim (01/09/2016) [-]
tfw live in country with tallest people in the world and i'm 5'8 FeelsBadMan
#30 - anon (01/09/2016) [-]
where are you from m8?
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#18 - italianfrosttroll (01/09/2016) [-]
I'm 5'10 and I've found it can be an issue. Luckily every girl that followed those beliefs that ive met was fat. I think it's a coping mechanism.
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#14 - vincentvalkerii (01/09/2016) [-]
I'm 5'5
only issues I have is not being able to reach cabinets and see the top of the fridge..
#40 - captaindeath (01/09/2016) [-]
175cm and i agree there are no problems being short, at least i can go on a plane without having my knees up at my ears.
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#31 - danmegaflakes (01/09/2016) [-]
i seem to have stumbled upon a land of dwarves
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#64 - strallee (01/09/2016) [-]
6'5 here.
I love the fact that one in a million girls is like 6'2 at most. Not a fact, but an observation. Can't find a tall girl.
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#33 - majestispaceduck (01/09/2016) [-]
6'4 master race checking in
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#34 - danmegaflakes (01/09/2016) [-]
6'4" too
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#42 - zerpderp (01/09/2016) [-]
6'4 red wing reporting in
#57 - zionist (01/09/2016) [-]
#34 have fun with your future knee problems so will I
#11 - According to IMDb 5'8.  [+] (17 new replies) 01/09/2016 on Small +12
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#12 - vincentvalkerii (01/09/2016) [-]
Oh god he's taller than me.
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#47 - xsap (01/09/2016) [-]
i actually dont know how tall i am. i never been called short in my life, my doctor said im 6 foot, my bike is built for someone 5'10-5'11, i measured myself and im 5'8 my so idk wtf i am and its killing me
#38 - gideonmcallistar (01/09/2016) [-]
5'7" reporting in
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#24 - luqmanr (01/09/2016) [-]
171cm 5'7 checking in
#58 - misterautismo (01/09/2016) [-]
same
#13 - thecrayzeeman (01/09/2016) [-]
I'm the same height as him.

I'm taller than you, scrub.

TBH I never found height to be a problem. Most girls around where I'm from are my height or shorter.
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#52 - Timmietim (01/09/2016) [-]
tfw live in country with tallest people in the world and i'm 5'8 FeelsBadMan
#30 - anon (01/09/2016) [-]
where are you from m8?
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#18 - italianfrosttroll (01/09/2016) [-]
I'm 5'10 and I've found it can be an issue. Luckily every girl that followed those beliefs that ive met was fat. I think it's a coping mechanism.
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#14 - vincentvalkerii (01/09/2016) [-]
I'm 5'5
only issues I have is not being able to reach cabinets and see the top of the fridge..
#40 - captaindeath (01/09/2016) [-]
175cm and i agree there are no problems being short, at least i can go on a plane without having my knees up at my ears.
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#31 - danmegaflakes (01/09/2016) [-]
i seem to have stumbled upon a land of dwarves
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#64 - strallee (01/09/2016) [-]
6'5 here.
I love the fact that one in a million girls is like 6'2 at most. Not a fact, but an observation. Can't find a tall girl.
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#33 - majestispaceduck (01/09/2016) [-]
6'4 master race checking in
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#34 - danmegaflakes (01/09/2016) [-]
6'4" too
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#42 - zerpderp (01/09/2016) [-]
6'4 red wing reporting in
#57 - zionist (01/09/2016) [-]
#34 have fun with your future knee problems so will I
#7 - He isn't.  [+] (20 new replies) 01/09/2016 on Small +340
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#8 - vincentvalkerii (01/09/2016) [-]
You cheeky cunt.
How short is he?
#15 - xnotcreative (01/09/2016) [-]
Very
#11 - thecrayzeeman (01/09/2016) [-]
According to IMDb 5'8.

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#12 - vincentvalkerii (01/09/2016) [-]
Oh god he's taller than me.
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#47 - xsap (01/09/2016) [-]
i actually dont know how tall i am. i never been called short in my life, my doctor said im 6 foot, my bike is built for someone 5'10-5'11, i measured myself and im 5'8 my so idk wtf i am and its killing me
#38 - gideonmcallistar (01/09/2016) [-]
5'7" reporting in
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#24 - luqmanr (01/09/2016) [-]
171cm 5'7 checking in
#58 - misterautismo (01/09/2016) [-]
same
#13 - thecrayzeeman (01/09/2016) [-]
I'm the same height as him.

I'm taller than you, scrub.

TBH I never found height to be a problem. Most girls around where I'm from are my height or shorter.
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#52 - Timmietim (01/09/2016) [-]
tfw live in country with tallest people in the world and i'm 5'8 FeelsBadMan
#30 - anon (01/09/2016) [-]
where are you from m8?
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#18 - italianfrosttroll (01/09/2016) [-]
I'm 5'10 and I've found it can be an issue. Luckily every girl that followed those beliefs that ive met was fat. I think it's a coping mechanism.
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#14 - vincentvalkerii (01/09/2016) [-]
I'm 5'5
only issues I have is not being able to reach cabinets and see the top of the fridge..
#40 - captaindeath (01/09/2016) [-]
175cm and i agree there are no problems being short, at least i can go on a plane without having my knees up at my ears.
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#31 - danmegaflakes (01/09/2016) [-]
i seem to have stumbled upon a land of dwarves
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#64 - strallee (01/09/2016) [-]
6'5 here.
I love the fact that one in a million girls is like 6'2 at most. Not a fact, but an observation. Can't find a tall girl.
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#33 - majestispaceduck (01/09/2016) [-]
6'4 master race checking in
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#34 - danmegaflakes (01/09/2016) [-]
6'4" too
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#42 - zerpderp (01/09/2016) [-]
6'4 red wing reporting in
#57 - zionist (01/09/2016) [-]
#34 have fun with your future knee problems so will I
#147 - Movie-level revenge. I like it. 01/07/2016 on #WasteHisTime2016 +9
#146 - >current year+1 >acknowledging beastmawd 01/07/2016 on #WasteHisTime2016 +2
#71 - That's because he doesn't go out. 01/07/2016 on [ C U R R E N T - Y E A R ] +1

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#1 - theshrew (04/06/2015) [-]
Ay bby you want sum fuk
#2 to #1 - thecrayzeeman (04/06/2015) [-]
u know it baby
u know it baby
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