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thecrayzeeman

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Gender: male
Consoles Owned: Do I look like a peasant?
Date Signed Up:9/22/2012
Last Login:1/14/2016
FunnyJunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#804
Highest Comment Rank:#435
Comment Thumbs: 20853 total,  21657 ,  804
Content Level Progress: 6.77% (4/59)
Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 46.1% (461/1000)
Level 315 Comments: Wizard → Level 316 Comments: Wizard
Subscribers:1
Total Comments Made:3004
FJ Points:15465

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#28 - I know the feeling. I can just take a walk down the s… 10/30/2015 on Guys & Girls 0
#37 - Picture 10/30/2015 on Happy Halloween +14
#41 - I don't know what you mean, explain please.  [+] (1 new reply) 10/30/2015 on Dem fans +3
#119 - Ethshar (10/30/2015) [-]
I think it'd be more enjoyable if you found out for yourself.
#282 - On one hand it's wrong. On the other hand his sister … 10/28/2015 on stolen from the chan 0
#182 - Well, I use to not like it all that much, and was thinking wha… 10/28/2015 on Typed sigh..... +1
#22 - She also has a great pair of tits.  [+] (34 new replies) 10/28/2015 on Yet another black tweets... +13
#25 - froot (10/28/2015) [-]
She doooooo

Her actual size is 30G. and if you translate my size back to a 30 band, I'm an H. It's my favourite fact about myself, that I have bigger boobs than Marina.
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#43 - Maadmann (10/28/2015) [-]
And she has abs. She's a beautiful freak of nature.
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#44 - froot (10/28/2015) [-]
She doooooooo.

I don't. Yet. Working on it slowly.
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#145 - Byte (10/29/2015) [-]
I have abs. They're just hiding under my belly.
#127 - drewciferous (10/28/2015) [-]
is this why you dont have abs?
#130 - froot (10/28/2015) [-]
yes, it is exactly why i don't have abs.
#41 - anon (10/28/2015) [-]
well? where are they? post them gorgeous mammaries!
#42 - froot (10/28/2015) [-]
I don't quite have the same figure as Marina so mine aren't as pronounced. But. yeah.
#101 - ohlookahollybush (10/28/2015) [-]
I like your fashion style.
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#102 - froot (10/28/2015) [-]
Thank you. I'm actually wearing that dress today, I was meant to speak at a local university but they cancelled.
#103 - ohlookahollybush (10/28/2015) [-]
Well, I hope you got that nice feeling when someone cancels an event and you have a free day what were you giving a talk about?
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#106 - froot (10/28/2015) [-]
How the university could support young carers in being able to support whoever they care for and continue with their studies too.
#107 - ohlookahollybush (10/28/2015) [-]
Sweet, sounds like you're doing a lot more good in your life than most people do. Here's a cool wallpaper that you may not even get if you don't play dark souls but oh well , have a lovely day!
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#132 - ledneustadt (10/28/2015) [-]
Minty Fresh Mangos
#88 - anon (10/28/2015) [-]
Would still absolutely, you curvy smexy lady with great musical taste
#50 - anon (10/28/2015) [-]
You're fat, your big boobs simply don't count.
#77 - andywazowski (10/28/2015) [-]
Fat? I mean, overweight yeah, but not fat. Atleast not in the way I would use it.
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#54 - froot (10/28/2015) [-]
I know I am. I'm working on it.
#142 - catburglarpenis (10/28/2015) [-]
anon's got a low threshold for what counts as fat. If you post in NSFW that's whenever you'll get the brutally honest reviews. I've dated plenty of fat chicks, you're just curvy in all the right places from the looks of it.

10/10 would look at more pictures of you

Quid pro quo here's me with my dad
#95 - anon (10/28/2015) [-]
Good on you, random stranger. Good on you.
#73 - anon (10/28/2015) [-]
And you do realise that as you lose weight your breast size will decrease as well, right?
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#78 - froot (10/28/2015) [-]
Yes, I am aware.
#81 - efeye (10/28/2015) [-]
Breast size doesn't decrease that much right? They'll still be bigger than if you were thin your entire life.
Also, you're not fat, just a little chubby. Keep at it and you'll be one sexy mofo
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#84 - froot (10/28/2015) [-]
I'll probably go down to a D cup or thereabouts. I'm currently E/F borderline.
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#98 - melwach (10/28/2015) [-]
Eh, still good. Stay at it.
#71 - akirafudo (10/28/2015) [-]
**akirafudo used "*roll picture*"**
**akirafudo rolled image**don't listen to the mean fag, i sincerely fapped at you just now, thank you darling, you were awesome!
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#46 - rollmeanddie (10/28/2015) [-]
The obvious answer is to seduce her and devour her soul, thus gaining her power.
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#47 - froot (10/28/2015) [-]
But then she can't make more music with her wonderful voiiiice
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#48 - rollmeanddie (10/28/2015) [-]
I said eat her soul not her tonsils.
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#49 - froot (10/28/2015) [-]
But her music comes from her soul. She writes her songs.
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#51 - rollmeanddie (10/28/2015) [-]
Then just seduce her and send us the videos, if you're gonna half-ass it.
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#53 - froot (10/28/2015) [-]
Oh I'm happy to seduce her.
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#55 - rollmeanddie (10/28/2015) [-]
Just remember, in this game, you gotta eat the whole ass.
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#23 - eddio (10/28/2015) [-]
Nobody can argue with that.
#58 - I like girls with odd hair colours. People look at me li…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/28/2015 on Typed sigh..... +1
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#111 - jiichei (10/28/2015) [-]
well there is no reason to dye your hair if you like it right? you're lucky!
#182 - thecrayzeeman (10/28/2015) [-]
Well, I use to not like it all that much, and was thinking what to dye it, you know, for shits and giggles.

Then I read Hellblazer.

Kinda sticking with blond from then on.
#35 - She died but she got better. 10/28/2015 on You're Dyed +1
#142 - So did Rome.  [+] (1 new reply) 10/27/2015 on Wtf is going on in Europe? 0
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#195 - neokun (10/27/2015) [-]
... Meaning?
#214 - Same here. 10/27/2015 on What's your score? 0
#55 - The only thing you need is having no weight so you can roll ou… 10/27/2015 on Dragon fly 0
#46 - Well, the fact that the teachers try to **** you every … 10/27/2015 on College life 0
#53 - Drake Sword is a scrub weapon that new players use, falls off … 10/27/2015 on Dragon fly +3
#100 - ******* normie. 10/27/2015 on Robot meets the parents +1
#20 - And a little bonus. 10/27/2015 on Dank Music Webm 18 +4
#19 - Sauce ladies & gents. And it's spicy.  [+] (1 new reply) 10/27/2015 on Dank Music Webm 18 +15
#20 - thecrayzeeman (10/27/2015) [-]
Guitarduino - Arduino/MaxMSP Guitar Mounted Midi Control System - Proof of Concept And a little bonus.
#23 - But it is the natural cycle. Animals eat other animal…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/26/2015 on Vegans +1
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#34 - minorian (10/26/2015) [-]
Yeah, it sure is, but that doesn't mean anything, not to me personally, and not in any logical reasoning. It's natural to rape and kill, shit in the forest and other fucked stuff. I feel more comfortable distancing myself from my "true" nature than embracing it.

I feel like it's my obligation as a civilized human to cause the minimum amount of harm to other living beings as I can. I see it as a privilege to be in a society more or less raised above the concept of "survival of the fittest", and I personally think vegetarianism/veganism is one of the next steps towards becoming more civilized as a civilization.

/rant over <3
#41 - Not only is it not original, it's been overused so much it rec… 10/26/2015 on Writers +1
#20 - **thecrayzeeman used "*roll picture*"** **thecrayzeeman rol…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/25/2015 on Survival Of The Married +4
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#45 - brahdin (10/26/2015) [-]
-Doritos dust on everything-
#19 - Redheads. My only weakness. 10/25/2015 on Survival Of The Married +35
#193 - He's easily countered too. Yeah, he's strong, but not…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/25/2015 on Fenrir 0
#205 - halarious (10/27/2015) [-]
I mean if you are a bad loki then yeah, but his minion clear is good, and ultimate practically insta kills. As long as you don't charge into a group then you are fine
#189 - Not to mention, teleports and jumps didn't break brutalize. …  [+] (1 new reply) 10/25/2015 on Fenrir 0
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#197 - gilliam (10/25/2015) [-]
Well, you could have some fun with that though,
an overly cocky fenrir brutalizing an overextending tanky character, then jumping back in to his teammates, all of a sudden 1v1 in to 1v5. VVGO
#187 - Got nerfed into oblivion. Well ******* deserved t… 10/25/2015 on Fenrir 0
#185 - Jungle Warriors: Bellona, Tyr, Osiris, SWK, Ravana Ju… 10/25/2015 on Fenrir 0
#71 - >not kansas city shuffle 10/24/2015 on absolutely mad 0

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#1 - theshrew (04/06/2015) [-]
Ay bby you want sum fuk
#2 to #1 - thecrayzeeman (04/06/2015) [-]
u know it baby
u know it baby
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