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#4 - This ****** arms just fell off and their first th…  [+] (7 new replies) 05/14/2014 on drink milk +74
User avatar #18 - Thevaultboy (05/14/2014) [-]
>guy guy
User avatar #11 - stifflimb (05/14/2014) [-]
And why did the sleeves fell of with the arms?!
#24 - broswagonist (05/15/2014) [-]
Ever see a shirt drink any milk? Yeah, didn't fucking think so.
User avatar #30 - stifflimb (05/15/2014) [-]
Ofc I have, pour some milk and the shirt absorbs it to the point of what it can hold, it does so even more efficent than humans!
User avatar #6 - qosfortyone (05/14/2014) [-]
because you lack context
Got milk?
User avatar #7 - crazyanimal (05/14/2014) [-]
That still leaves them drinking milk instead of helping the old guy
#8 - qosfortyone (05/14/2014) [-]
i guess...
#12 - It might not be that fact that you watch porn, but rather the … 03/25/2014 on ahem! 0
#35 - I dunno most people like their movies to be in HD. Better for … 03/25/2014 on Watching Movies +1
#33 - The quality of torrented videos is usually much higher.  [+] (5 new replies) 03/25/2014 on Watching Movies +1
#34 - Deavas (03/25/2014) [-]
who fucking cares
User avatar #51 - dontdeletemyuser (03/25/2014) [-]
people that like to watch quality movies/series.
User avatar #41 - pulluspardus (03/25/2014) [-]
Would you rather eat rotten food or good food?
User avatar #38 - lordketchup (03/25/2014) [-]
Why make a half-assed sandwich when you can make an amazing one
#35 - thecowmastor (03/25/2014) [-]
I dunno most people like their movies to be in HD. Better for TV viewing you know.
#43 - Too bad that the phone driving laws aren't applied to when cal…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/16/2014 on (untitled) 0
User avatar #56 - jnovuse (03/16/2014) [-]
I doubt 'black child steals cup unintentionally' would be considered an emergency.
#59 - Holy **** that second comment made me feel so bad… 02/23/2014 on Single for too long +2
#11 - it King Julian your pretentious cunt 02/09/2014 on Listen here +1
#71 - Holy **** I did the exact same thing.  [+] (2 new replies) 02/02/2014 on scumbag government +2
#75 - weewing (02/02/2014) [-]
Ahaha, probably a good safety mechanism for when shit gets too real!
#76 - weewing (02/02/2014) [-]
That is how I will use this gift.
#284 - But she'll suck you off for less then both so i dont even know 01/30/2014 on classy +1
#4 - I think that was what the dumb part was  [+] (1 new reply) 01/30/2014 on genius 0
#6 - stegosaurusrah (01/30/2014) [-]
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