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#9 - RISE! RISE! 02/11/2013 on How the +6
#247 - Society has proved this, time and time again 02/09/2013 on Sorry, what was that... 0
#233 - To be honest, if you and your partner are in the military and …  [+] (2 new replies) 02/09/2013 on Sorry, what was that... +3
User avatar #241 - buttgauges (02/09/2013) [-]
Just because things are logical doesn't mean squat
User avatar #247 - thecourtesan (02/09/2013) [-]
Society has proved this, time and time again
#6 - Thank you very much.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/09/2013 on thecourtesan's profile 0
#7 - zipzopzoobity (02/09/2013) [-]
Dont mention it.
#219 - That's the thing, if a woman is trained properly it isn't all …  [+] (4 new replies) 02/09/2013 on Sorry, what was that... +2
User avatar #227 - buttgauges (02/09/2013) [-]
Yeah, that makes sense. I just hope it actually turns out that way because as of right now I just don't think it's a great idea. Thinking of a kid losing their father is bad enough but to lose both parents is just horrible.
User avatar #233 - thecourtesan (02/09/2013) [-]
To be honest, if you and your partner are in the military and in postions in which that could happen, you really shouldn't have a kid in the first place. It's really logical
User avatar #241 - buttgauges (02/09/2013) [-]
Just because things are logical doesn't mean squat
User avatar #247 - thecourtesan (02/09/2013) [-]
Society has proved this, time and time again
#214 - Because making separate units will make it less likely to happ…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/09/2013 on Sorry, what was that... 0
User avatar #216 - buttgauges (02/09/2013) [-]
Oh, my bad I didn't see that comment I was looking at different ones :P I agree with that though.
#210 - Most men can't either, if I have to move a fellow injured soli…  [+] (8 new replies) 02/09/2013 on Sorry, what was that... +2
User avatar #217 - spartanonefivesix (02/09/2013) [-]
4 solders carry the wounded off, its not a strength thing, its more efficient that way. plus in my unit the top PT score is held by a woman.

PT= physical traning if you didnt know
User avatar #215 - buttgauges (02/09/2013) [-]
Men are just naturally stronger than women, you can't deny that. I wouldn't say that most men can't, they probably can.
And good luck trying to haul a 200 or 300lb man of just straight dead weight.
User avatar #219 - thecourtesan (02/09/2013) [-]
That's the thing, if a woman is trained properly it isn't all about strength. and like I have said, there are still men that cannot carry a male also.
User avatar #227 - buttgauges (02/09/2013) [-]
Yeah, that makes sense. I just hope it actually turns out that way because as of right now I just don't think it's a great idea. Thinking of a kid losing their father is bad enough but to lose both parents is just horrible.
User avatar #233 - thecourtesan (02/09/2013) [-]
To be honest, if you and your partner are in the military and in postions in which that could happen, you really shouldn't have a kid in the first place. It's really logical
User avatar #241 - buttgauges (02/09/2013) [-]
Just because things are logical doesn't mean squat
User avatar #247 - thecourtesan (02/09/2013) [-]
Society has proved this, time and time again
User avatar #218 - spartanonefivesix (02/09/2013) [-]
naturally yes, but that's why we all train every day, to bridge that gap
#208 - Actually, I save you the trouble and went out of the way to so…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/09/2013 on Sorry, what was that... 0
User avatar #212 - buttgauges (02/09/2013) [-]
Yeah I've thought about that idea but I doubt it'd happen
#276 - kabala (02/09/2013) [-]
Other countries have done this. Why can't the US? And having two brothers in the US army, and this is just based of the stories they and other vets have told me, the military is pretty fucking gay. They have to be. Your argument goes against established research on the subject. There is a reason the Pentagon lifted their ban.
User avatar #457 - buttgauges (02/09/2013) [-]
Wouldn't be the first time the US hasn't done something just because "other countries have". That's not usually a guideline we follow.
Cough metric system cough
#206 - Read my comment below, thanks pal.  [+] (3 new replies) 02/09/2013 on Sorry, what was that... 0
User avatar #211 - buttgauges (02/09/2013) [-]
I'm confused with what that has to do with emotions entangling men and women on the battlefield but... alrighty.
User avatar #214 - thecourtesan (02/09/2013) [-]
Because making separate units will make it less likely to happen...that's all.
User avatar #216 - buttgauges (02/09/2013) [-]
Oh, my bad I didn't see that comment I was looking at different ones :P I agree with that though.
#192 - Thank you, sir. 02/09/2013 on Sorry, what was that... +1
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#5 - zipzopzoobity (02/09/2013) [-]
you are actually the most logical thinking women i have ever met have this to use on your many adventures
you are actually the most logical thinking women i have ever met have this to use on your many adventures
#6 to #5 - thecourtesan (02/09/2013) [-]
Thank you very much.
#7 to #6 - zipzopzoobity (02/09/2013) [-]
Dont mention it.
Dont mention it.
#3 - robozombie (04/06/2012) [-]
Where do you find out information about the people you write about, I wanna read about more badasses like these!! :D
User avatar #4 to #3 - thecourtesan (04/06/2012) [-]
To be honest these are just people that I've read about in the past and they came to mind (apart from the third bio) when I went to post to the morbid channel, But if you stay in tune I will have one or two up tomorrow
#2 - firegrunt (04/05/2012) [-]
You little **** , I was going to start doing morbid bio's myself. Oh well, beat me to it I guess. Good luck to you anyway.

(Here was one I was working on.)
User avatar #1 - jamcliche (04/05/2012) [-]
Please write more Morbid Biographies. They're quite impressive, and the way you break up and color the text keeps them from being monotonous. Very interesting.

Can I make a request? Simo Hayha, the "White Death". I've seen many okay biographies on him, but I think you could do one better - like on a whole other level. If you do, many thanks!

Keep up the good work. =)
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