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thechosentroll

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#2369 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (4 hours ago) [-]
Danganronpa good game.
Danganronpa good game.
User avatar #2370 to #2369 - thechosentroll (4 hours ago) [-]
Wasn't that the one with the bear and the creative murders?
User avatar #2372 to #2371 - thechosentroll (4 hours ago) [-]
I'm gonna be honest. When I saw that pic I let out a deep sigh, because I realized which character's your favorite. You're consistent, I'll give you that.
#2373 to #2372 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (4 hours ago) [-]
In the show he was my favorite, but there was a lot more character development in the game.

That being said, baconhands is my favorite.
User avatar #2368 to #2367 - thechosentroll (03/01/2015) [-]
Only on for 2 minutes. Can't talk now. Won't be able to for maybe 2 days. Please leave a message after the beep. BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP
User avatar #2369 to #2368 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (03/01/2015) [-]
:c
#2363 - hellscythe (02/26/2015) [-]
bayonetta is empowering to women, but thats not what feminists are about if they where they wouldnt have such a problem with porn stars, what the feminists are all about is the complete removal of any idea of sexual competition amount women.

What they really want is no child left behind but for woman, no woman left behind from being sexual attractive the lowest common standard is the golden standard and no man may have expectations above that

and while bayonetta is extremely powerful and empowering to women she is also a sexual character with her own sexuality and self confidence and portrays a much higher standard then what the feminists want
User avatar #2364 to #2363 - thechosentroll (02/27/2015) [-]
Ah, so it's a case of "If I can't have it, no one can".
#2365 to #2364 - hellscythe (02/27/2015) [-]
honestly its more of a case of "i dont have it and it gives other woman a advantage over me so they shouldnt be allowed to have it"
User avatar #2366 to #2365 - thechosentroll (02/27/2015) [-]
I don't think I even have to point out just how stupid that is. Man, I am so glad this **** could never catch on in my country.
#2362 - theycallmesatan (02/24/2015) [-]
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#2349 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (02/21/2015) [-]
Hello...
User avatar #2351 to #2350 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (02/21/2015) [-]
Not too much. I slept horrendously but I'm not in a bad mood. how are you?
User avatar #2352 to #2351 - thechosentroll (02/21/2015) [-]
It's 2AM, I'm messing around with a physics simulation game thingie and people are telling me to off myself because of an opinion I had. All in all, pretty good.
#2353 to #2352 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (02/21/2015) [-]
Don't let them hurt your feelings.
Physics simulation thingy?
User avatar #2354 to #2353 - thechosentroll (02/21/2015) [-]
Oh no, it's nice. Haven't had this many people pissed off at me at the same time in ages. Reminds me of the good ol' days when pissing people off required actual effort. As for the physics thing, I saw some content where it was used and this link was in the description. powdertoy.co.uk/

No idea how to use it, but I just created nuclear fussion, which is great.
User avatar #2355 to #2354 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (02/21/2015) [-]
Oh thats neat.
I know you'll disagree but I wish we talked more.
User avatar #2356 to #2355 - thechosentroll (02/21/2015) [-]
Eh, I don't really mind it. It's not like I've been doing a lot of talking lately.
#2357 to #2356 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (02/21/2015) [-]
Do you have a PSP?
Also can I add you on steam?
User avatar #2358 to #2357 - thechosentroll (02/21/2015) [-]
Nope, sorry and I don't really use Steam.
User avatar #2359 to #2358 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (02/21/2015) [-]
Aw... Skype or anything?
User avatar #2360 to #2359 - thechosentroll (02/21/2015) [-]
Rarely use it.
#2361 to #2360 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (02/21/2015) [-]
Damn... Its a shame...
#2344 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (02/11/2015) [-]
Valentines day is really soon...
User avatar #2345 to #2344 - thechosentroll (02/11/2015) [-]
And I once again don't give a **** , since we don't really celebrate that here unless you're trying to get laid. Coincidentally, it overlaps with a local holiday dedicated to grapes, wine and getting ********* .
#2346 to #2345 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (02/11/2015) [-]
Oh I see.

Well.. good luck getting laid.
User avatar #2348 to #2347 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (02/11/2015) [-]
heh
User avatar #2330 - megatheman (02/07/2015) [-]
jesus ************ christ that banner made me blind
User avatar #2331 to #2330 - thechosentroll (02/07/2015) [-]
Yeah, I use it as a stalker deterrent. Fairly effective.
User avatar #2332 to #2331 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (02/10/2015) [-]
Doesn't deter me.
User avatar #2333 to #2332 - thechosentroll (02/10/2015) [-]
Your desire to say random **** on my profile is stronger than your self-preservation instinct. Not sure if that's a good thing or a bad thing. Try not to play in traffic too much, just in case.
#2334 to #2333 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (02/10/2015) [-]
Ehhee.

I just really enjoy talking to you is all...
User avatar #2335 to #2334 - thechosentroll (02/10/2015) [-]
Yeah, turns out you're not the only one. Lately, I've become to go-to guy for sharing stuff with in our class. No ******* idea why. We're not even that close.
#2336 to #2335 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (02/10/2015) [-]
You're really nice and endearing in that tough guy sort of way where you act like you don't give a **** but you can still tell that you do.

I hope I described that right...
User avatar #2337 to #2336 - thechosentroll (02/10/2015) [-]
I kind of give a **** . Just a little. Most of the time.
#2338 to #2337 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (02/10/2015) [-]
Honestly you have a really cute personality...
User avatar #2339 to #2338 - thechosentroll (02/10/2015) [-]
How the hell did you come to that conclusion? My ******* mother has never called me cute, let alone other people. If you think I'm some sort of tsundere type with a soft side, you're sorely mistaken. All my sides are the same. I'm like an onion.
User avatar #2340 to #2339 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (02/10/2015) [-]
I don't think that. I just think you're cute...
User avatar #2341 to #2340 - thechosentroll (02/10/2015) [-]
Das gay.
#2343 to #2341 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (02/10/2015) [-]
Are you at all even just a little homo?
User avatar #2342 to #2341 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (02/10/2015) [-]
b-but...
User avatar #2318 to #2317 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (01/27/2015) [-]
hi there..
User avatar #2320 to #2319 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (01/27/2015) [-]
watching house. you?
User avatar #2321 to #2320 - thechosentroll (01/27/2015) [-]
Watching a guys' 265th episode of The Binding of Isaac: Rebirtth
User avatar #2322 to #2321 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (01/27/2015) [-]
what do you mean episode?
User avatar #2323 to #2322 - thechosentroll (01/27/2015) [-]
playthrough
User avatar #2325 to #2323 - madzombiie ONLINE (01/27/2015) [-]
you watch northernlion dont you chosentroll
User avatar #2326 to #2325 - thechosentroll (01/27/2015) [-]
Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaybe. Subscribed today, actually. Also, the **** are you doing here?
User avatar #2327 to #2326 - madzombiie ONLINE (01/27/2015) [-]
look at #2324 thats what im doing here. northernlion is the ******* best though, ive been subbed since his Super Meat Boy playthrough
User avatar #2328 to #2327 - thechosentroll (01/28/2015) [-]
Oh, I thought that was a youtuber. Didn't even notice your name.
User avatar #2329 to #2328 - madzombiie ONLINE (01/28/2015) [-]
but i am a youtuber, i have a whopping 0 subs
User avatar #2324 to #2323 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (01/27/2015) [-]
oh. Madzombiie plays a ******* of that game.
You should try they bleed pixels
User avatar #2313 to #2285 - madzombiie ONLINE (01/22/2015) [-]
i will poop on your chest
User avatar #2314 to #2313 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (01/22/2015) [-]
I postled some of the OCs.
User avatar #2307 to #2285 - thechosentroll (01/21/2015) [-]
There's nothing to be sorry about, there's just things I greatly dislike. This is one of them.
User avatar #2308 to #2307 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (01/21/2015) [-]
I understand.
#2286 to #2285 - thechosentroll (01/21/2015) [-]
I just remembered something. Remember about a year ago when you started posting Fran, I told you you'll get bored of her and you claimed you never would? Am I good at guessing **** or what? Sup?
#2287 to #2286 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (01/21/2015) [-]
Tomoko was my mascot ages ago, and I still love fran. I just have a harder time finding the right expressions with fran sometimes.
#2288 to #2287 - thechosentroll (01/21/2015) [-]
I don't. Good thing I have a limited range of expressions. Also, I'm drinking tea.
#2289 to #2288 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (01/21/2015) [-]
I'm depressed far too often to use her effectively.
User avatar #2290 to #2289 - thechosentroll (01/21/2015) [-]
And why's that?
User avatar #2291 to #2290 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (01/21/2015) [-]
I don't know man, There's a lot of **** wrong with me.
User avatar #2292 to #2291 - thechosentroll (01/21/2015) [-]
There's a lot of **** wrong with everyone. Usually there's a specific reason.
#2293 to #2292 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (01/21/2015) [-]
I had a ****** past, have a ****** present, and will probably have a ****** future.
Life isn't enjoyable to me and hasn't been for years.
User avatar #2294 to #2293 - thechosentroll (01/21/2015) [-]
Aren't you a bit young for a midlife crisis?
User avatar #2295 to #2294 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (01/21/2015) [-]
I'm not too young to realize I don't enjoy life.
I'm genetically predisposed to clinical depression, but we have no insurance to get my diagnosed let alone medicated.
I just feel like **** all the time.
User avatar #2296 to #2295 - thechosentroll (01/21/2015) [-]
Then this is outside my area of expertise. Good luck with that. Try getting a dog or something. Those things basically **** happiness. Except when they **** it on the carpet.
#2297 to #2296 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (01/21/2015) [-]
I already have one.
Thanks though.
User avatar #2298 to #2297 - thechosentroll (01/21/2015) [-]
Get another one. Become the worlds' first crazy dog person.
User avatar #2299 to #2298 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (01/21/2015) [-]
I'd rather be like a crazy reptile person.

And I think when guys go crazy they get a ******* of birds.
User avatar #2300 to #2299 - thechosentroll (01/21/2015) [-]
You sure? The only crazy bird people I can think of were Nicola Tesla and Edgar Allan Poe. Also, reptiles are not nearly active and fluffy enough to help with sadness. They just sit there staring at you like "Is this ***** serious? Stop crying and feed me, you dumbass.".
#2302 to #2300 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (01/21/2015) [-]
Our conversations are usually kinda funny. and I've wanted to start making OC comics on funnyjunk. (Just have to figure out this damned drawing tablet better.) If I include you in any of my comics I'd like to kinda draw what you look like.
Can you give me either a real good description or a picture?
Also what kinda clothes you usually find yourself wearing.
#2309 to #2302 - include (01/21/2015) [-]
Any OC is good OC, I always thumb up OC.
User avatar #2303 to #2302 - thechosentroll (01/21/2015) [-]
Could you just replace me with a random person? I don't really like being part of things like those.
#2304 to #2303 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (01/21/2015) [-]
But you're my closest FJ friend and our personality archetypes fit perfectly for witty banter and a continuous stream of humor much like that found in sitcoms.
You'd make a great character and I'd like to include you when the time comes..
#2310 to #2304 - include (01/21/2015) [-]
Who else are you gonna include?

itsthetie, phanact, ************ or even joshlol
User avatar #2311 to #2310 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (01/21/2015) [-]
I was thinking of using people I actually talk to on a regular basis to spice it up like wolfipedia and madzombiie
User avatar #2305 to #2304 - thechosentroll (01/21/2015) [-]
Just include someone with my personality who's not me. I REALLY dislike being in this sort of thing.
User avatar #2306 to #2305 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (01/21/2015) [-]
Im sorry.
User avatar #2301 to #2300 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (01/21/2015) [-]
snakes cuddle at least if only for warmth.
#2260 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (01/13/2015) [-]
Have you read watamote?
User avatar #2281 to #2260 - thechosentroll (01/14/2015) [-]
The internet has desensitized me to the point where I don't even care if there's a dick attached to something, but I'm still very much straight.
User avatar #2282 to #2281 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (01/14/2015) [-]
So does that mean you do or dont want to see me in the socks?
User avatar #2283 to #2282 - thechosentroll (01/14/2015) [-]
I don't want to see.
User avatar #2284 to #2283 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (01/14/2015) [-]
Okay.
User avatar #2261 to #2260 - thechosentroll (01/14/2015) [-]
No, I see enough cringy people in real life. Don't need to read about them as well.
User avatar #2262 to #2261 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (01/14/2015) [-]
the manga is a lot better than the anime. Far less cringy.
User avatar #2263 to #2262 - thechosentroll (01/14/2015) [-]
I feel like that would defeat the whole point of the exercise.
User avatar #2264 to #2263 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (01/14/2015) [-]
Not really.
User avatar #2265 to #2264 - thechosentroll (01/14/2015) [-]
Still not really my prefered choice of literature. And even if it were, I'm too busy playing Kerbal Space Program to read it. I've been trying to get the largest fuel tank in the game into orbit and attach it to a space station. It's been two days and I still haven't managed it, but god damn it, I will eventually do this **** . I WILL NOT BE DEFEATED BY SOMETHING AS TRIVIAL AS GRAVITY!
User avatar #2266 to #2265 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (01/14/2015) [-]
Kebab space program.
User avatar #2267 to #2266 - thechosentroll (01/14/2015) [-]
Well, they do tend to blow up from time to time.
#2269 to #2268 - thechosentroll (01/14/2015) [-]
God damn it, they chimpmunked it. The things people do to kerbals will never cease to amaze me.
God damn it, they chimpmunked it. The things people do to kerbals will never cease to amaze me. Kerbal Space Program: RCS Sling
User avatar #2270 to #2269 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (01/14/2015) [-]
The music makes this so much better. Jesus crhsit Im dying
User avatar #2271 to #2270 - thechosentroll (01/14/2015) [-]
Yeah, all of this guys' videos are like that. It's awesome. Kerbal Space Program: The Glitch Device KSP: Absurd Contraptions - Return Cannon Kerbal Space Program: 25 Things To Do With Asteroids
User avatar #2272 to #2271 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (01/14/2015) [-]
Favoriting for later. Going to sleep soon.
You want to hear a surprising statistic?
Out of people that have specifically personally asked me to cross dress, 5/7 of them were women.
User avatar #2273 to #2272 - thechosentroll (01/14/2015) [-]
Or really good crossdressers.
User avatar #2274 to #2273 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (01/14/2015) [-]
I'm almost certain they were women.
User avatar #2275 to #2274 - thechosentroll (01/14/2015) [-]
Almost.
User avatar #2276 to #2275 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (01/14/2015) [-]
two of them I knew for a fact were
because I saw it with my own eyes.

One of them bought me a couple pairs of thigh high socks.
User avatar #2277 to #2276 - thechosentroll (01/14/2015) [-]
Kinky.
User avatar #2278 to #2277 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (01/14/2015) [-]
She also wanted to buy me this gothic dress. It was cute...
I have pictures of me wearing the socks, but I don't know if you're into that.
User avatar #2279 to #2278 - thechosentroll (01/14/2015) [-]
No, no I am not.
User avatar #2280 to #2279 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (01/14/2015) [-]
I figured.
#2253 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (01/12/2015) [-]
I always forget about the goddamn seizure banner.
User avatar #2254 to #2253 - thechosentroll (01/12/2015) [-]
I count on it.
User avatar #2255 to #2254 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (01/12/2015) [-]
So whats up man?
User avatar #2256 to #2255 - thechosentroll (01/12/2015) [-]
Not much. Turns out finals are pretty boring when you're exempt from most of the exams.
User avatar #2257 to #2256 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (01/12/2015) [-]
Nice.
Do you have a 3DS?
User avatar #2259 to #2258 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (01/12/2015) [-]
: <
User avatar #2248 to #2247 - thechosentroll (01/07/2015) [-]
I take it you like the new banner?
#2249 to #2248 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (01/07/2015) [-]
Well I'm still recovering but it's kinda cute if you don't look too long.
User avatar #2250 to #2249 - thechosentroll (01/07/2015) [-]
I'm actually curious if I'll eventually manage to kill someone with it. Too bad I'd never know, since they'd be dead.
User avatar #2252 to #2250 - madzombiie ONLINE (01/10/2015) [-]
you killed me with it. rip.
User avatar #2251 to #2250 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (01/07/2015) [-]
Yeaaaahh.
#2240 - shroomdozer (12/29/2014) [-]
AHGH MY EYES   
I came here to stalk you but now I am partially blinded.   
I hope you're happy with your header.
AHGH MY EYES
I came here to stalk you but now I am partially blinded.
I hope you're happy with your header.

User avatar #2243 to #2240 - thechosentroll (12/30/2014) [-]
I see the new banner is doing its' job well enough.
User avatar #2246 to #2243 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (01/07/2015) [-]
Yeah...
User avatar #2241 to #2240 - partially (12/29/2014) [-]
You've commented on my prof now here i am being summoned
are we starting a cult ?
#2242 to #2241 - shroomdozer (12/29/2014) [-]
Uh oh, sorry, didn't mean to summon you.   
But now that you are here... we must find a way to get rid of certain... &quot;people&quot;.   
 Meet me in the candy van 2 hours from now.
Uh oh, sorry, didn't mean to summon you.
But now that you are here... we must find a way to get rid of certain... "people".
Meet me in the candy van 2 hours from now.
#2239 - theycallmesatan (12/26/2014) [-]
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#2225 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (12/17/2014) [-]
Have you ever played don't starve?
User avatar #2226 to #2225 - thechosentroll (12/18/2014) [-]
Yes and I got bored of it pretty quickly. Not really my cup of tea.
User avatar #2227 to #2226 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (12/18/2014) [-]
There's a multiplayer now.
User avatar #2228 to #2227 - thechosentroll (12/18/2014) [-]
Ah, being bored with the friends I don't have. Fun.
User avatar #2229 to #2228 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (12/18/2014) [-]
I'm your friend : <
User avatar #2230 to #2229 - thechosentroll (12/18/2014) [-]
Yeah, sorry. I'm kind of odd when it comes to classifying people as friends. I divide people into acquaintances, close acquaintances and friends. Acquaintances are people I know, close ones are people I know and kind of like, friends are people who I'd take a bullet for or give my kidney to if they needed it. You're a close acquaintance, I guess. That's still not bad.
#2231 to #2230 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (12/18/2014) [-]
Well when you put it that way.
I'm bored. How are you?
#2232 to #2231 - thechosentroll (12/18/2014) [-]
Today was the first time I felt genuine joy in in a month. I've been trying all semester to exempt myself from as many finals as possible, because those are painful. So far, I've managed to exempt myself from one, I've got an exam later today to exempt myself from another and I just came home after exempting myself from the math finals. My grades in math are an A, an F and a C. The F was an unfortunate accident, so today I went to retake the exam it was on. Instead I got a 15-minute oral exam, which I did amazingly on and got my grade bumped up to a B, which is just enough to not have to take the final. THIS IS AWESOME! I was hoping to maybe get a C-, which isn't enough to exempt me, but it's enough to at least preserve my dignity. Instead I get a B. It took all my willpower to not start jumping and fistpumping on the spot. Suffering and hard work are paying off for likely the first time in my life. I know they gave me this because I go to every lecture and exercise and actively take part. I just know it.

So, this day's off to a good start. Hope it stays that way. Kind of doubt it will, but there's always the off chance that life's feeling lazy and doesn't feel like kicking me in the balls today.
User avatar #2233 to #2232 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (12/18/2014) [-]
One really has to admire dedication like that.
Good job man. Glad you're feeling well.
User avatar #2234 to #2233 - thechosentroll (12/18/2014) [-]
I don't even consider it dedication. I am paying to go to this university. Of course I'm gonna go to every lecture. That's why I'm here. Not going would defeat the purpose of university. Anyway, how are you doing?
User avatar #2235 to #2234 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (12/18/2014) [-]
Got to see my hometown for the first time in a year (visited for a week)
Got in a fight with my dad, said he never wanted to see me again after I fly home, said he was done caring about me and said I deserved what I got as a kid.
Flew home, got sick the day before coming home.

Got don't starve together for free.
User avatar #2236 to #2235 - thechosentroll (12/18/2014) [-]
Grade A dad.
User avatar #2237 to #2236 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (12/18/2014) [-]
Yeeeap
#2224 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (12/03/2014) [-]
Look at this **** .
Look at it.
Its retarded.
www.twitch.tv/snakefire41/c/5607886
#2219 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (11/30/2014) [-]
I want to write a story
about a female alien with segmented tendrils that can shoot from her back
but the catch is
its comedy
she has a vulgar mouth and a lax attitude
and she hangs out with some nervous antisocial dweeb (think ron stoppable) after crashing on earth trying to escape a ceremony on her home planet
where she's crowned queen
which she doesn't want...

I came up with all of that in a few minutes during a shower but I think the idea is solid.
User avatar #2221 to #2219 - thechosentroll (12/01/2014) [-]
Tokyo Ghoul. You basically just described a Tokyo Ghoul fanfic.
User avatar #2223 to #2221 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (12/01/2014) [-]
The only similarity at all is the tendrils.
puu.sh/dbAOy/6a5496dc90.png
puu.sh/dbAPW/2a322a04bf.png
#2189 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (11/25/2014) [-]
So I'm probably gonna be moving to vegas in the next year or so.

By then I'll be 18 and I can get paid for sucking dick.
Although how would I be able to ensure I wasn't raped or shoplifted.

If you don't pay an escort is it rape or shoplifting?
#2215 to #2189 - thechosentroll (11/25/2014) [-]
Sorry, another policy of mine. Only use Facebook for official stuff, so I don't upload anything silly or give it to people unless I have to. In short, you're not getting my IRL.
Sorry, another policy of mine. Only use Facebook for official stuff, so I don't upload anything silly or give it to people unless I have to. In short, you're not getting my IRL.
#2216 to #2215 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (11/25/2014) [-]
Wow rude.

DId you see me before or after my haircut?
User avatar #2217 to #2216 - thechosentroll (11/25/2014) [-]
After, I think.
User avatar #2218 to #2217 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (11/25/2014) [-]
ah.
User avatar #2190 to #2189 - thechosentroll (11/25/2014) [-]
Technically, an escort isn't paid specifically for the act of sex, just company. Also, they pay beforehand. The sex is optional. And I'd be more worried about drunk cougars than dicks. Moreso about sober cougars.
#2191 to #2190 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (11/25/2014) [-]
I prefer women, and at that, I prefer older taller women.
Finding a cougar would be icing on the cake.
User avatar #2192 to #2191 - thechosentroll (11/25/2014) [-]
You don't find a cougar. The cougar finds you. There's a reason they're compared to predatory animals. Also, are you moving to the city of Las Vegas or just the state?
User avatar #2194 to #2192 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (11/25/2014) [-]
also why would that be a bad thing?
User avatar #2196 to #2194 - thechosentroll (11/25/2014) [-]
Didn't say it's a bad thing, just that you won't be the one choosing the cougar.
User avatar #2198 to #2196 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (11/25/2014) [-]
then why would you be worried about them.
#2193 to #2192 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (11/25/2014) [-]
The outer edge of the city. I think you're confusing vegas for new york.
Vegas is in nevada.

I lived there once ten years ago.
I've been feeling pretty depressed in the past eight months since I moved away from my home in the mojave. My mom doesn't want to go back to california, and I want to go back to the desert so vegas is a good compromise.
User avatar #2195 to #2193 - thechosentroll (11/25/2014) [-]
Ugh, god, the very idea of that makes me feel uncomfortable. I hate the heat. I can't imagine why anyone would even want to live there in the first place. Then again, it's currently 15 degrees in the room and I'm wearing a T-shirt, so I guess I'm just suited for a different climate.
User avatar #2197 to #2195 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (11/25/2014) [-]
I hate the cold.
I legitimately am always sitting on a heat pad here. I might be making myself sterile but I couldn't care less so long as my ass isn't freezing.

I hate humid heat. But I love warmth. Back in my old town in the middle of summer it could be 110 degrees with like 10% humidity, and I felt so good.
User avatar #2199 to #2197 - thechosentroll (11/25/2014) [-]
Jesus ************ Christ, that sounds like living in an oven. Eh, whatever, to each their own. Personally, my dream house would be somewhere in central Siberia - no people, only bears and the cold. It'd be kind of a bitch getting food or an internet connection, though.
#2200 to #2199 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (11/25/2014) [-]
I don't know if you've ever felt a dry heat but I assure you its much better than you imagine.

Its really hard for me to keep warm in cold environments.
User avatar #2201 to #2200 - thechosentroll (11/25/2014) [-]
Yes, I've felt a dry heat and it feels like my hair is going to catch fire.
#2202 to #2201 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (11/25/2014) [-]
THe only disadvantage for me is my hair is really straight and fine. Dry = static, static = uncontrollable hair.
User avatar #2203 to #2202 - thechosentroll (11/25/2014) [-]
Well, mine's like that anyway, so it wouldn't matter. Save for the whole "on fire" thing.
User avatar #2204 to #2203 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (11/25/2014) [-]
have you seen what I look like by the way?
User avatar #2205 to #2204 - thechosentroll (11/25/2014) [-]
Yes. Rather scrawny and punchable.
User avatar #2207 to #2206 - thechosentroll (11/25/2014) [-]
And true.
User avatar #2209 to #2207 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (11/25/2014) [-]
and you would taste delicious
User avatar #2211 to #2209 - thechosentroll (11/25/2014) [-]
And that one sounded even gayer.
#2212 to #2211 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (11/25/2014) [-]
Allllright tough guy lets see a picture of you then.
User avatar #2213 to #2212 - thechosentroll (11/25/2014) [-]
I have none, I'm not very photogenic and it's my policy to never post pics of myself outside of facebook.
User avatar #2214 to #2213 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (11/25/2014) [-]
THen link me your facebook.
User avatar #2208 to #2207 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (11/25/2014) [-]
I might be tiny but I'm voracious. I would eat you whole if given the chance.
User avatar #2210 to #2208 - thechosentroll (11/25/2014) [-]
That sounds extremely gay. Even for you.
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