Why do I have the pleasure of making your acquantance?

i just came to visit darling

One day it will take off!

That was a while ago. It went ok.

I know, just wondering if you had managed to work anything out from it

Spammed a bit?

Basically, whenever I get bored I like to analyze funnyjunk. I've noticed some very interesting patterns in the funnyjunker behavior. I've already found out how to manipulate them into thumbing my comments down or my content up(one of the reasons 80% of my shit makes it to the frontpage), but that got boring after a while. Now I'm trying to break down their behavior when dealing with spam. I already tested it on the boards, but each of them reacted differently. The brony board thumbed me both up and down, the random board joined in the spam and the item board got butthurt, started pretending they don't give a shit and then started begging fаgmin to ban me. Since the reactions were so varied, I couldn't make out a common pattern, so I'm spamming on content. I'm spamming the FUCK out of it so I can get a large enough sample.

After several hours of dealing with the angry mob I can safely say that I've managed to break down the way funnyjunkers argue into its' basic components and now understand it waaaaaaay better. It's gonna come in handy when arguing with morons.

I imagine the pattern on the boards would depend entirely on the board. Random is by nature spammy, brony can be a toss up I imagine (I'm not there often), and from my limited experience the items board is prone to see everything as thumb-whoring.

All in all sounds like a fair idea though

But I like admiring the pages of red thumbs the glorious glorious pages of red thumbs

Well, red IS my favourite color.

Because I can.

I could ask you the same.

Look at my amount of posts, now back to yours.

Now back at my red thumbs. Now back to yours. Sadly, they're not yours.

I'm way to nice of a person to have your amount of red thumbs

And that's why you'll never succeed in life.

I guess your way of succeeding in life is FJ

I was reffering to the general principle that nice people don't make it far in life, but whatever.

Depends I suppose.

No.

What is it? Make it quick. I have an angry mob to deal with.

HAHAHAHAHH SO FUNNY.

If you're wondering why I removed you, it's because you're the 50th person to say I was copying geckosandmotherfuckingcheerios, so you win a prize.

im game

Let's do this.

dont worry it will only hurt at first

I wish people in real life were as easy as you.
At least the people I meet, that is.

who would say not to a little rape

Lettuce rape everything.

well...

I'm going to touch you.

be gentle~

My rape senses are tingling. And not in the good way. Imma pass.

Oh c'mon. Just a quickie?

I'll even let you play with my armpits, just this time.

I am out of here.

I'll be waiting <33

Wait a sec. This is my profile. I can't leave. FUCK!

Need some cheering up?

Also, I get thumbed down a lot.