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#2512 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (03/25/2015) [-]
Valentine: so yesterday
Valentine: I walked in on my mom
Valentine: dipping puffed cheetoes in marshmallow cream
Gary oak, Stevens universe, MMM: when you paused after walking in on your mom i figured that was going to take a much different turn
Valentine: And yet its still worse than what you expected me to say
User avatar #2513 to #2512 - thechosentroll (03/25/2015) [-]
Riveting tale, ol' chap.
#2514 to #2513 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (03/25/2015) [-]
Why?... Why would anyone do that...
User avatar #2515 to #2514 - thechosentroll (03/25/2015) [-]
I eat jalapenos with bread for breakfast. You're really asking the wrong person here.
User avatar #2516 to #2515 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (03/25/2015) [-]
That doesnt sound too bad.
#2476 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (03/17/2015) [-]
Hi.
User avatar #2502 to #2476 - thechosentroll (03/17/2015) [-]
Sorry, not nearly enough genocide or dark humor for my taste.
#2503 to #2502 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (03/17/2015) [-]
Not enough dark humor my ass...
User avatar #2504 to #2503 - thechosentroll (03/17/2015) [-]
Dark HUMOR.
#2505 to #2504 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (03/17/2015) [-]
I'm sorry what isn't funny about sneaking onto an aliens ship, and when he's only nice to you and just plays the piano you just ******* stab him?

Or how there are giant floating eyeballs and you can just stab them.
#2506 to #2505 - thechosentroll (03/17/2015) [-]
For starters, I could never bring myself to stab V. Also, that's not how comedy works.
#2507 to #2506 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (03/17/2015) [-]
He's not V, he's seccom masada sensei.
I need to rewatch V.
User avatar #2508 to #2507 - thechosentroll (03/17/2015) [-]
You should. Great movie.
User avatar #2510 to #2509 - thechosentroll (03/17/2015) [-]
Well, that was boring and uninspired.
User avatar #2511 to #2510 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (03/17/2015) [-]
It was pretty ******* good.
#2477 to #2476 - thechosentroll (03/17/2015) [-]
Can't talk. Exam in half an hour. Came on for a bit to distract myself from impending academic doom. Have to go now. Try again tomorrow if I'm still alive. K. Bye.
#2478 to #2477 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (03/17/2015) [-]
good luck.
#2479 to #2478 - thechosentroll (03/17/2015) [-]
Literally every question where I had to take a guess was wrong. Me and luck don't get along. Got a C, then got worked half to death during an exercise. Sup?
#2480 to #2479 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (03/17/2015) [-]
At least you got a C.
I beat SDR2 yesterday so I don't know what to play next.
#2481 to #2480 - thechosentroll (03/17/2015) [-]
Just do what I do and play strategy games that take 500 hours to finish a single campaign. You never get that feeling of "Now it's over, what do I do with my life?". You get a feeling of "Dear mother of **** , I can't believe it's finally over.". Tried Total War: Rome 2. It was **** , so I decided to try Total War: Rome instead. Incredibly fun. War dogs are the best thing ever. My war dogs see so much action they've got more experience than most of my other troops. They're so good now that just one unit of my furry little bundles of death and bloodlust sends half the enemy army running in fear. Serves those filthy barbarians right for thinking they could **** with me.
#2482 to #2481 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (03/17/2015) [-]
I don't really like games like that.   
I want to find more weeb games.   
I still need to beat persona 4 but i don't really feel like it right now.
I don't really like games like that.
I want to find more weeb games.
I still need to beat persona 4 but i don't really feel like it right now.
#2483 to #2482 - thechosentroll (03/17/2015) [-]
Aw come on, who doesn't like a bit of wholesome nationalist genocide? There's always Shogun 2. That's japanese. You and your husbando can conquer Japan. It's kind of bad compared to earlier Total War games, but it's fun.
User avatar #2487 to #2483 - compared (03/17/2015) [-]
Thanks for using a comparison, hope you have a fantastic day!
#2484 to #2483 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (03/17/2015) [-]
None of this is what I asked for.

Maybe I should get some erogue visual novels.
User avatar #2485 to #2484 - thechosentroll (03/17/2015) [-]
Eroge visual novels about genocide?
#2486 to #2485 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (03/17/2015) [-]
Maybe my next priority should be to find a ******* goddamn crack for FL studio.
User avatar #2489 to #2488 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (03/17/2015) [-]
Isn't isohunt unreliable and unsafe?
User avatar #2490 to #2489 - thechosentroll (03/17/2015) [-]
I dunno. I've never had issues with it. Also, if it has that little green tick next to the name, it means it's verified as a safe and working torrent.
User avatar #2491 to #2490 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (03/17/2015) [-]
Hmm.. thank you.
User avatar #2492 to #2491 - thechosentroll (03/17/2015) [-]
I aim to please. Except when I don't.
#2493 to #2492 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (03/17/2015) [-]
We should watch anime together.

You should also play yumme nikki.
#2495 to #2493 - thechosentroll (03/17/2015) [-]
Wait, **** , wrong image. This.
#2498 to #2495 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (03/17/2015) [-]
Its madotsuki. She's the character you play as.
The games name directly translates to dream diary.
You spend your time going through this girls ****** up imagination finding "effects"

It's a pretty open world rpg too. Its mostly sightseeing and exploring, but there are a few puzzles to complete in it.
User avatar #2500 to #2498 - thechosentroll (03/17/2015) [-]
Not really my cup of tea.
User avatar #2501 to #2500 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (03/17/2015) [-]
:c
#2494 to #2493 - thechosentroll (03/17/2015) [-]
Why does one of the characters look like this?
#2499 to #2497 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (03/17/2015) [-]
Madotsuki.
#2442 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (03/09/2015) [-]
Bang
User avatar #2470 to #2442 - thechosentroll (03/09/2015) [-]
Yes, but does Gragas stun people by purping at them so hard it creates a shockwave? Didn't think so.

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User avatar #2472 to #2471 - thechosentroll (03/09/2015) [-]
That's Cr1tikal. He could comment on paint drying and it'd be the best thing ever. It doesn't count.
User avatar #2473 to #2472 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (03/09/2015) [-]
He's so good.
DId you watch the jontron one?
User avatar #2474 to #2473 - thechosentroll (03/09/2015) [-]
I'm not sure. Probably not. Also, I have to go. Could be gone somewhere between 30 minutes and forever. Bye.
User avatar #2475 to #2474 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (03/09/2015) [-]
b-but I linked the jontron one earlier...
#2444 to #2443 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (03/09/2015) [-]
So how's it going?
User avatar #2445 to #2444 - thechosentroll (03/09/2015) [-]
Good, just came back from a 3-hour lecture. One of our most important ones. Out of 120 people who were supposed to be there, only 20 or so stayed until the end. I feel like I won't have many classmates left next year. Kind of OK with that.
#2447 to #2445 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (03/09/2015) [-]
Hey maybe if enough people leave your school the administration board will lock it up with steel plates so no more can escape and you can be part of a killing game too!
User avatar #2450 to #2447 - thechosentroll (03/09/2015) [-]
University, not school, and they already do that. It's called finals. We had 8 casualties on the first finals and by the looks of things the next two are going to be even worse. Can't say about the remaining 5. In any case, there won't be many of us left for the final finals.
User avatar #2451 to #2450 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (03/09/2015) [-]
University IS school! So when do you start killing people?
User avatar #2453 to #2451 - thechosentroll (03/09/2015) [-]
Not anytime soon, I hope. Still, you never know. Also, is it me or did it get a bit gayer in here?
#2455 to #2453 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (03/09/2015) [-]
Suddenly pink!
I like pink...
User avatar #2446 to #2445 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (03/09/2015) [-]
I see.
I have played so much dangan ronpa recently...
My first playthrough had probably 60 hours of gameplay
and now I'm on SDR2 and I'm like 15 hours in and the second murder just barely happened.
Its amazing how much gameplay there is here.
#2448 to #2446 - thechosentroll (03/09/2015) [-]
>60 hours
>So much gameplay

I'm sure that's impressive, but I've spent over 2000 hours (and counting) playing unmodded Dwarf Fortress. Pardon me if I'm not so impressed. I'm playing Prison Architect right now. ****** fun.
#2449 to #2448 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (03/09/2015) [-]
60 hours is a lot for one play-through of a game with a mostly linear story.

Games that rely on RNG, or multiple endings, or other various methods of expanding gameplay, thats natural. But this game has like 60 hours of RAW STORYLINE!
#2452 to #2449 - thechosentroll (03/09/2015) [-]
So does Dwarf Fortress and technically I'm still on my first play-through. Every fortress is basically a new story and boy do I have some. There's the story of how a goblin became the king of all elves, how a scrawnly 12-yearold girl, who was so tiny she had to dialwield a dagger became my deadliest warrior, the time a female minotaur ****** a goblin to death, the many adventures of Ast the Iron-Willed and her son Urist the Swift and Stabby, there's a murder mystery every time a vampire sneaks into my fort, starts killing dwarves and blaming other dwarves for the murders. Heck, it even has the Dangan Rump-a fun executions every time I get a new noble. Nobles are little bitches, who want exotic goods like a solid gold dildo or a scepter made of the bones of a fallen god. Since, naturally, no one can really make those, they get pissy and start throwing my best craftsmen in prison. To prevent this, every time I get a new noble, I get rid of them. Always fin deaths. Throwing them down a volcano, launching them into space, throwing them into a cage full of angry ravens, who peck their eyes and skin off, sending them against an invading army wearing nothing but their underwear, waterboarding, decapitations, disembowelments, vivisections, getting eaten by a troll. Fun times.
#2454 to #2452 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (03/09/2015) [-]
I'll be honest... that sounds cool...

BUT YOU SHOULD TOTALLY PLAY THE FIRST DANGAN RONPA
User avatar #2456 to #2454 - thechosentroll (03/09/2015) [-]
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh, it's on my " **** to play when I get bored of current **** " list.
User avatar #2457 to #2456 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (03/09/2015) [-]
doitdoitdoit
User avatar #2458 to #2457 - thechosentroll (03/09/2015) [-]
I'm currently playing Prison Architect, SMITE, War Thunder The Sims 3 and Mount & Blade: Warband all at the same time. I couldn't fit it into my schedule right now even if I wanted to.
#2459 to #2458 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (03/09/2015) [-]
you gave up league for smite? you disgust me.

Look at my grandmas dog.
#2460 to #2459 - thechosentroll (03/09/2015) [-]
**** you, SMITE is awesome and that dog looks like a deer and a rat got drunk and 9 months later that thing was born.
#2461 to #2460 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (03/09/2015) [-]
It's a reindeer chihuehue!
Also if I played smite, I'd definitely play as the character you posted just now. I ALWAYS forget her name though.
#2462 to #2461 - thechosentroll (03/09/2015) [-]
Scylla - the almighty lord of death and destruction. www.youtube.com/watch?v=kIlDlfex1i8   
   
I sing this during teamfights. www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9FImc2LOr8 I once managed to get a quadrakill with her against a 3-man team. That's just how powerful she is.
Scylla - the almighty lord of death and destruction. www.youtube.com/watch?v=kIlDlfex1i8

I sing this during teamfights. www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9FImc2LOr8 I once managed to get a quadrakill with her against a 3-man team. That's just how powerful she is.
User avatar #2463 to #2462 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (03/09/2015) [-]
I used to play ziggs and slam dunk people by launching myself in the air with my W and Qing before I land.
It was the jamminest.
But she is really cool.
We should watch shows together sometime! Movie night!
User avatar #2466 to #2465 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (03/09/2015) [-]
He's basically gragas.
User avatar #2467 to #2466 - thechosentroll (03/09/2015) [-]
No, Gragas is basically Bacchus. Gragas is based on Bacchus, in the same way Nasus is based on Anubis, Azir on Ra, Renekton of Sobek, Pantheon on Ares, Leona on Athena and so on and so on. Quite a few LoL champs are based on gods.
#2468 to #2467 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (03/09/2015) [-]
Yeah but as far as game comparisons go, LoL did it before smite I think.
User avatar #2464 to #2463 - thechosentroll (03/09/2015) [-]
If you want slamming, you go with Bacchus www.youtube.com/watch?v=YDO-GFjaWd
#2419 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (03/07/2015) [-]
Hi again..
User avatar #2440 to #2419 - thechosentroll (03/07/2015) [-]
Ditto, but sadly I can't do it every day.
User avatar #2441 to #2440 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (03/07/2015) [-]
I like talking to you though..
User avatar #2420 to #2419 - thechosentroll (03/07/2015) [-]
What is it this time?
User avatar #2421 to #2420 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (03/07/2015) [-]
I want company.
User avatar #2422 to #2421 - thechosentroll (03/07/2015) [-]
Get a dog.
User avatar #2423 to #2422 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (03/07/2015) [-]
I have a dog.
User avatar #2424 to #2423 - thechosentroll (03/07/2015) [-]
Then spend some time with that dog. Non-human interaction is a very rewarding thing, which purely coincidentally reduces your interaction with me.
#2425 to #2424 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (03/07/2015) [-]
I spend lots of time with my dog. He's a small dog. He sits at my fit when I use the computer, he sleeps alongside me when I go to bed, he sits on my lap when I sit on the couch with my vita.
User avatar #2426 to #2425 - thechosentroll (03/07/2015) [-]
Yeah, fairly standard canine behavior.
User avatar #2427 to #2426 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (03/07/2015) [-]
Yes. I want a person to cuddle a lot of the time.
User avatar #2428 to #2427 - thechosentroll (03/07/2015) [-]
Well, good luck with that.
User avatar #2429 to #2428 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (03/07/2015) [-]
Someday.
But for now talking to you is ok.
User avatar #2430 to #2429 - thechosentroll (03/07/2015) [-]
Do we even have anything to talk about? Cause I've got nothing. My life has been the same monotonous bore for the past 5 months.
#2431 to #2430 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (03/07/2015) [-]
So has mine but thats ok. I don't like change much.
User avatar #2432 to #2431 - thechosentroll (03/07/2015) [-]
Me neither, but I don't like mindnumbing boredom either.
User avatar #2433 to #2432 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (03/07/2015) [-]
We should do something fun together sometime.
User avatar #2434 to #2433 - thechosentroll (03/07/2015) [-]
Like what?
User avatar #2435 to #2434 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (03/07/2015) [-]
games and stuff. Or talking over skype. I don't know exactly.
Just talking in general is fine.
User avatar #2436 to #2435 - thechosentroll (03/07/2015) [-]
Honestly, talking to people's seeming less and less appealing with each passing day.
User avatar #2437 to #2436 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (03/07/2015) [-]
But you like talking to me!
User avatar #2438 to #2437 - thechosentroll (03/07/2015) [-]
I don't really like talking to anyone anymore. All day every day, all I hear is talking. People talking to me, people talking around me, professors explaining stuff, students talking about random **** , random people talking about random things. Everywhere I go, it's just constant talking, sometimes hundreds of people at the same time. I'm starting to really appreciate the few moments of silence I get.
#2439 to #2438 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (03/07/2015) [-]
Well... I like limited contact with people... thats why I spend all day at home...
#2374 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (03/06/2015) [-]
hi..
User avatar #2415 to #2374 - thechosentroll (03/07/2015) [-]
I stared at my screen for 2 minutes and not a single thought went through my head. This probably means it's time I went to bread. Good night. And, seriously, if you're constantly lonely, try finding people from different time zones, so there's always someone available.
User avatar #2416 to #2415 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (03/07/2015) [-]
Nighty.
User avatar #2418 to #2417 - thechosentroll (03/07/2015) [-]
Night* Or maybe nigh. I dunno. SLEEP IS NIGH!
User avatar #2395 to #2374 - thechosentroll (03/07/2015) [-]
And that's why you should find more people to talk to.
User avatar #2396 to #2395 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (03/07/2015) [-]
But I like talking to you...
User avatar #2397 to #2396 - thechosentroll (03/07/2015) [-]
And I have no idea why. Also, I'm either having deja vu or we've already done this.
#2398 to #2397 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (03/07/2015) [-]
Plus height difference is a cute thing.
If we were friends in person and we were out in public lots of people would find it cute I think.
User avatar #2399 to #2398 - thechosentroll (03/07/2015) [-]
I swear, if you try to turn this into shipping, I will personally fly to wherever the **** you live and slap your **** .
#2400 to #2399 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (03/07/2015) [-]
You can't deny that its true though.. you're well over a foot taller than me...
User avatar #2401 to #2400 - thechosentroll (03/07/2015) [-]
I'm well over a foot taller than quite a few people. My best friend was only a bit taller than you.
#2402 to #2401 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (03/07/2015) [-]
Well... Still...
User avatar #2403 to #2402 - thechosentroll (03/07/2015) [-]
It's 2:18AM, I can hardly feel my brain and you're trying (and failing) to make me question my sexual orientation. I think now would be a good time to end this conversation.
#2404 to #2403 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (03/07/2015) [-]
This is the opposite of what I wanted.
User avatar #2405 to #2404 - thechosentroll (03/07/2015) [-]
Better men than you have tried to make me gay. None have succeeded.
#2406 to #2405 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (03/07/2015) [-]
Why don't any tall people like me..
User avatar #2407 to #2406 - thechosentroll (03/07/2015) [-]
Because you try to casually seduce straight guys? Also, how many tall people do you even know?
#2408 to #2407 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (03/07/2015) [-]
A good amount actually.
You're the tallest that I still talk to though.
User avatar #2409 to #2408 - thechosentroll (03/07/2015) [-]
Still, maybe you should occasionally try to talk to other people as well. Maybe women for a change. It's like talking to men, except the advances may work on them.
#2410 to #2409 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (03/07/2015) [-]
I know a couple girls who are 6'5"
User avatar #2411 to #2410 - thechosentroll (03/07/2015) [-]
PERFECT! Go ask them to crush you to death.
#2412 to #2411 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (03/07/2015) [-]
Idun wanna die
User avatar #2413 to #2412 - thechosentroll (03/07/2015) [-]
Then just.........uhm.................. something something doggystyle. I dunno. Ugh, I'm too tired to come up with a proper sex joke.
User avatar #2414 to #2413 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (03/07/2015) [-]
Heh
User avatar #2375 to #2374 - thechosentroll (03/06/2015) [-]
Is it me or do we both suffer from a distinct lack of friends? Then again, it could just be the sleep deprivation talking. Sup?
#2376 to #2375 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (03/06/2015) [-]
I'm your friend.
#2377 to #2376 - thechosentroll (03/06/2015) [-]
Yeah, that's not a good thing. There's only two types of people who want to be friends with me and both are kind of bad. You should probably look for better friends.
#2378 to #2377 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (03/06/2015) [-]
But I like you...
User avatar #2379 to #2378 - thechosentroll (03/06/2015) [-]
I doubt I'll ever truly understand why. Still, don't you have better internet friends? You know, ones that occasionally act friendly? People actually like you. I doubt there isn't someone on the list who's a decent conversationalist.
User avatar #2380 to #2379 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (03/06/2015) [-]
I don't think I'm as liked as you think I am.
User avatar #2381 to #2380 - thechosentroll (03/06/2015) [-]
You're non-threatening, friendly, clingy and almost always available. You're the human version of a ******* puppy. You'd have to actively try in order to be disliked by most people.
#2382 to #2381 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (03/06/2015) [-]
I have a lot of people that dislike me when I don't even do anything wrong...
User avatar #2383 to #2382 - thechosentroll (03/06/2015) [-]
Yeah, that's normal. Some people are just like that. Heck, I'm like that most of the time.
User avatar #2384 to #2383 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (03/06/2015) [-]
a friend of mine called me a liar and stopped talking to me because I was playing a game...
User avatar #2385 to #2384 - thechosentroll (03/06/2015) [-]
Is he by any chance 12?
User avatar #2386 to #2385 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (03/06/2015) [-]
23...
User avatar #2387 to #2386 - thechosentroll (03/06/2015) [-]
**** . How the hell'd that even happen?
User avatar #2388 to #2387 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (03/06/2015) [-]
He was dating a friend of mine...
they had a bad breakup..
he invited me to a game when I was already playing a game with his ex
I told him that and he called me a liar, called me autistic, and removed me..
User avatar #2389 to #2388 - thechosentroll (03/06/2015) [-]
Ooooooooooooooh. You should have mentioned the ex part. Yeah, that sort of thing tends to happen after a break-up. I try to stay as faaaaaaaaaaaaaar away from broken up couples as possible for at least a month. They're pretty unstable. There's only two things I've seen make a grown-ass man cry like a little girl - a break-up and The Green Mile.
#2390 to #2389 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (03/06/2015) [-]
But I didn't do anything...
I was nice to both of them...
I even bought him gifts when I had money...
User avatar #2391 to #2390 - thechosentroll (03/06/2015) [-]
A broken heart overrides a working brain. Doesn't matter if you were his best friend. If you're there when he's hurt and looking for someone take his pain and frustration out on, it'll probably be you.
User avatar #2392 to #2391 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (03/06/2015) [-]
We should talk more often.
User avatar #2393 to #2392 - thechosentroll (03/06/2015) [-]
I speak with you more often than I speak with my parents and classmates.
#2394 to #2393 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (03/07/2015) [-]
But a lot of the time I get lonely..
#2369 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (03/06/2015) [-]
Danganronpa good game.
Danganronpa good game.
User avatar #2370 to #2369 - thechosentroll (03/06/2015) [-]
Wasn't that the one with the bear and the creative murders?
User avatar #2372 to #2371 - thechosentroll (03/06/2015) [-]
I'm gonna be honest. When I saw that pic I let out a deep sigh, because I realized which character's your favorite. You're consistent, I'll give you that.
#2373 to #2372 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (03/06/2015) [-]
In the show he was my favorite, but there was a lot more character development in the game.

That being said, baconhands is my favorite.
User avatar #2368 to #2367 - thechosentroll (03/01/2015) [-]
Only on for 2 minutes. Can't talk now. Won't be able to for maybe 2 days. Please leave a message after the beep. BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP
User avatar #2369 to #2368 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (03/01/2015) [-]
:c
#2363 - hellscythe ONLINE (02/26/2015) [-]
bayonetta is empowering to women, but thats not what feminists are about if they where they wouldnt have such a problem with porn stars, what the feminists are all about is the complete removal of any idea of sexual competition amount women.

What they really want is no child left behind but for woman, no woman left behind from being sexual attractive the lowest common standard is the golden standard and no man may have expectations above that

and while bayonetta is extremely powerful and empowering to women she is also a sexual character with her own sexuality and self confidence and portrays a much higher standard then what the feminists want
User avatar #2364 to #2363 - thechosentroll (02/27/2015) [-]
Ah, so it's a case of "If I can't have it, no one can".
#2365 to #2364 - hellscythe ONLINE (02/27/2015) [-]
honestly its more of a case of "i dont have it and it gives other woman a advantage over me so they shouldnt be allowed to have it"
User avatar #2366 to #2365 - thechosentroll (02/27/2015) [-]
I don't think I even have to point out just how stupid that is. Man, I am so glad this **** could never catch on in my country.
#2362 - theycallmesatan (02/24/2015) [-]
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#2349 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (02/21/2015) [-]
Hello...
User avatar #2351 to #2350 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (02/21/2015) [-]
Not too much. I slept horrendously but I'm not in a bad mood. how are you?
User avatar #2352 to #2351 - thechosentroll (02/21/2015) [-]
It's 2AM, I'm messing around with a physics simulation game thingie and people are telling me to off myself because of an opinion I had. All in all, pretty good.
#2353 to #2352 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (02/21/2015) [-]
Don't let them hurt your feelings.
Physics simulation thingy?
User avatar #2354 to #2353 - thechosentroll (02/21/2015) [-]
Oh no, it's nice. Haven't had this many people pissed off at me at the same time in ages. Reminds me of the good ol' days when pissing people off required actual effort. As for the physics thing, I saw some content where it was used and this link was in the description. powdertoy.co.uk/

No idea how to use it, but I just created nuclear fussion, which is great.
User avatar #2355 to #2354 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (02/21/2015) [-]
Oh thats neat.
I know you'll disagree but I wish we talked more.
User avatar #2356 to #2355 - thechosentroll (02/21/2015) [-]
Eh, I don't really mind it. It's not like I've been doing a lot of talking lately.
#2357 to #2356 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (02/21/2015) [-]
Do you have a PSP?
Also can I add you on steam?
User avatar #2358 to #2357 - thechosentroll (02/21/2015) [-]
Nope, sorry and I don't really use Steam.
User avatar #2359 to #2358 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (02/21/2015) [-]
Aw... Skype or anything?
User avatar #2360 to #2359 - thechosentroll (02/21/2015) [-]
Rarely use it.
#2361 to #2360 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (02/21/2015) [-]
Damn... Its a shame...
#2344 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (02/11/2015) [-]
Valentines day is really soon...
User avatar #2345 to #2344 - thechosentroll (02/11/2015) [-]
And I once again don't give a **** , since we don't really celebrate that here unless you're trying to get laid. Coincidentally, it overlaps with a local holiday dedicated to grapes, wine and getting ********* .
#2346 to #2345 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (02/11/2015) [-]
Oh I see.

Well.. good luck getting laid.
User avatar #2348 to #2347 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (02/11/2015) [-]
heh
User avatar #2330 - megatheman (02/07/2015) [-]
jesus ************ christ that banner made me blind
User avatar #2331 to #2330 - thechosentroll (02/07/2015) [-]
Yeah, I use it as a stalker deterrent. Fairly effective.
User avatar #2332 to #2331 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (02/10/2015) [-]
Doesn't deter me.
User avatar #2333 to #2332 - thechosentroll (02/10/2015) [-]
Your desire to say random **** on my profile is stronger than your self-preservation instinct. Not sure if that's a good thing or a bad thing. Try not to play in traffic too much, just in case.
#2334 to #2333 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (02/10/2015) [-]
Ehhee.

I just really enjoy talking to you is all...
User avatar #2335 to #2334 - thechosentroll (02/10/2015) [-]
Yeah, turns out you're not the only one. Lately, I've become to go-to guy for sharing stuff with in our class. No ******* idea why. We're not even that close.
#2336 to #2335 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (02/10/2015) [-]
You're really nice and endearing in that tough guy sort of way where you act like you don't give a **** but you can still tell that you do.

I hope I described that right...
User avatar #2337 to #2336 - thechosentroll (02/10/2015) [-]
I kind of give a **** . Just a little. Most of the time.
#2338 to #2337 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (02/10/2015) [-]
Honestly you have a really cute personality...
User avatar #2339 to #2338 - thechosentroll (02/10/2015) [-]
How the hell did you come to that conclusion? My ******* mother has never called me cute, let alone other people. If you think I'm some sort of tsundere type with a soft side, you're sorely mistaken. All my sides are the same. I'm like an onion.
User avatar #2340 to #2339 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (02/10/2015) [-]
I don't think that. I just think you're cute...
User avatar #2341 to #2340 - thechosentroll (02/10/2015) [-]
Das gay.
#2343 to #2341 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (02/10/2015) [-]
Are you at all even just a little homo?
User avatar #2342 to #2341 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (02/10/2015) [-]
b-but...
User avatar #2318 to #2317 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (01/27/2015) [-]
hi there..
User avatar #2320 to #2319 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (01/27/2015) [-]
watching house. you?
User avatar #2321 to #2320 - thechosentroll (01/27/2015) [-]
Watching a guys' 265th episode of The Binding of Isaac: Rebirtth
User avatar #2322 to #2321 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (01/27/2015) [-]
what do you mean episode?
User avatar #2323 to #2322 - thechosentroll (01/27/2015) [-]
playthrough
User avatar #2325 to #2323 - madzombiie ONLINE (01/27/2015) [-]
you watch northernlion dont you chosentroll
User avatar #2326 to #2325 - thechosentroll (01/27/2015) [-]
Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaybe. Subscribed today, actually. Also, the **** are you doing here?
User avatar #2327 to #2326 - madzombiie ONLINE (01/27/2015) [-]
look at #2324 thats what im doing here. northernlion is the ******* best though, ive been subbed since his Super Meat Boy playthrough
User avatar #2328 to #2327 - thechosentroll (01/28/2015) [-]
Oh, I thought that was a youtuber. Didn't even notice your name.
User avatar #2329 to #2328 - madzombiie ONLINE (01/28/2015) [-]
but i am a youtuber, i have a whopping 0 subs
User avatar #2324 to #2323 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (01/27/2015) [-]
oh. Madzombiie plays a ******* of that game.
You should try they bleed pixels
User avatar #2313 to #2285 - madzombiie ONLINE (01/22/2015) [-]
i will poop on your chest
User avatar #2314 to #2313 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (01/22/2015) [-]
I postled some of the OCs.
User avatar #2307 to #2285 - thechosentroll (01/21/2015) [-]
There's nothing to be sorry about, there's just things I greatly dislike. This is one of them.
User avatar #2308 to #2307 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (01/21/2015) [-]
I understand.
#2286 to #2285 - thechosentroll (01/21/2015) [-]
I just remembered something. Remember about a year ago when you started posting Fran, I told you you'll get bored of her and you claimed you never would? Am I good at guessing **** or what? Sup?
#2287 to #2286 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (01/21/2015) [-]
Tomoko was my mascot ages ago, and I still love fran. I just have a harder time finding the right expressions with fran sometimes.
#2288 to #2287 - thechosentroll (01/21/2015) [-]
I don't. Good thing I have a limited range of expressions. Also, I'm drinking tea.
#2289 to #2288 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (01/21/2015) [-]
I'm depressed far too often to use her effectively.
User avatar #2290 to #2289 - thechosentroll (01/21/2015) [-]
And why's that?
User avatar #2291 to #2290 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (01/21/2015) [-]
I don't know man, There's a lot of **** wrong with me.
User avatar #2292 to #2291 - thechosentroll (01/21/2015) [-]
There's a lot of **** wrong with everyone. Usually there's a specific reason.
#2293 to #2292 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (01/21/2015) [-]
I had a ****** past, have a ****** present, and will probably have a ****** future.
Life isn't enjoyable to me and hasn't been for years.
User avatar #2294 to #2293 - thechosentroll (01/21/2015) [-]
Aren't you a bit young for a midlife crisis?
User avatar #2295 to #2294 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (01/21/2015) [-]
I'm not too young to realize I don't enjoy life.
I'm genetically predisposed to clinical depression, but we have no insurance to get my diagnosed let alone medicated.
I just feel like **** all the time.
User avatar #2296 to #2295 - thechosentroll (01/21/2015) [-]
Then this is outside my area of expertise. Good luck with that. Try getting a dog or something. Those things basically **** happiness. Except when they **** it on the carpet.
#2297 to #2296 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (01/21/2015) [-]
I already have one.
Thanks though.
User avatar #2298 to #2297 - thechosentroll (01/21/2015) [-]
Get another one. Become the worlds' first crazy dog person.
User avatar #2299 to #2298 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (01/21/2015) [-]
I'd rather be like a crazy reptile person.

And I think when guys go crazy they get a ******* of birds.
User avatar #2300 to #2299 - thechosentroll (01/21/2015) [-]
You sure? The only crazy bird people I can think of were Nicola Tesla and Edgar Allan Poe. Also, reptiles are not nearly active and fluffy enough to help with sadness. They just sit there staring at you like "Is this ***** serious? Stop crying and feed me, you dumbass.".
#2302 to #2300 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (01/21/2015) [-]
Our conversations are usually kinda funny. and I've wanted to start making OC comics on funnyjunk. (Just have to figure out this damned drawing tablet better.) If I include you in any of my comics I'd like to kinda draw what you look like.
Can you give me either a real good description or a picture?
Also what kinda clothes you usually find yourself wearing.
#2309 to #2302 - include (01/21/2015) [-]
Any OC is good OC, I always thumb up OC.
User avatar #2303 to #2302 - thechosentroll (01/21/2015) [-]
Could you just replace me with a random person? I don't really like being part of things like those.
#2304 to #2303 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (01/21/2015) [-]
But you're my closest FJ friend and our personality archetypes fit perfectly for witty banter and a continuous stream of humor much like that found in sitcoms.
You'd make a great character and I'd like to include you when the time comes..
#2310 to #2304 - include (01/21/2015) [-]
Who else are you gonna include?

itsthetie, phanact, ************ or even joshlol
User avatar #2311 to #2310 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (01/21/2015) [-]
I was thinking of using people I actually talk to on a regular basis to spice it up like wolfipedia and madzombiie
User avatar #2305 to #2304 - thechosentroll (01/21/2015) [-]
Just include someone with my personality who's not me. I REALLY dislike being in this sort of thing.
User avatar #2306 to #2305 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (01/21/2015) [-]
Im sorry.
User avatar #2301 to #2300 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (01/21/2015) [-]
snakes cuddle at least if only for warmth.
#2260 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (01/13/2015) [-]
Have you read watamote?
User avatar #2281 to #2260 - thechosentroll (01/14/2015) [-]
The internet has desensitized me to the point where I don't even care if there's a dick attached to something, but I'm still very much straight.
User avatar #2282 to #2281 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (01/14/2015) [-]
So does that mean you do or dont want to see me in the socks?
User avatar #2283 to #2282 - thechosentroll (01/14/2015) [-]
I don't want to see.
User avatar #2284 to #2283 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (01/14/2015) [-]
Okay.
User avatar #2261 to #2260 - thechosentroll (01/14/2015) [-]
No, I see enough cringy people in real life. Don't need to read about them as well.
User avatar #2262 to #2261 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (01/14/2015) [-]
the manga is a lot better than the anime. Far less cringy.
User avatar #2263 to #2262 - thechosentroll (01/14/2015) [-]
I feel like that would defeat the whole point of the exercise.
User avatar #2264 to #2263 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (01/14/2015) [-]
Not really.
User avatar #2265 to #2264 - thechosentroll (01/14/2015) [-]
Still not really my prefered choice of literature. And even if it were, I'm too busy playing Kerbal Space Program to read it. I've been trying to get the largest fuel tank in the game into orbit and attach it to a space station. It's been two days and I still haven't managed it, but god damn it, I will eventually do this **** . I WILL NOT BE DEFEATED BY SOMETHING AS TRIVIAL AS GRAVITY!
User avatar #2266 to #2265 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (01/14/2015) [-]
Kebab space program.
User avatar #2267 to #2266 - thechosentroll (01/14/2015) [-]
Well, they do tend to blow up from time to time.
#2269 to #2268 - thechosentroll (01/14/2015) [-]
God damn it, they chimpmunked it. The things people do to kerbals will never cease to amaze me.
God damn it, they chimpmunked it. The things people do to kerbals will never cease to amaze me. Kerbal Space Program: RCS Sling
User avatar #2270 to #2269 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (01/14/2015) [-]
The music makes this so much better. Jesus crhsit Im dying
User avatar #2271 to #2270 - thechosentroll (01/14/2015) [-]
Yeah, all of this guys' videos are like that. It's awesome. Kerbal Space Program: The Glitch Device KSP: Absurd Contraptions - Return Cannon Kerbal Space Program: 25 Things To Do With Asteroids
User avatar #2272 to #2271 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (01/14/2015) [-]
Favoriting for later. Going to sleep soon.
You want to hear a surprising statistic?
Out of people that have specifically personally asked me to cross dress, 5/7 of them were women.
User avatar #2273 to #2272 - thechosentroll (01/14/2015) [-]
Or really good crossdressers.
User avatar #2274 to #2273 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (01/14/2015) [-]
I'm almost certain they were women.
User avatar #2275 to #2274 - thechosentroll (01/14/2015) [-]
Almost.
User avatar #2276 to #2275 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (01/14/2015) [-]
two of them I knew for a fact were
because I saw it with my own eyes.

One of them bought me a couple pairs of thigh high socks.
User avatar #2277 to #2276 - thechosentroll (01/14/2015) [-]
Kinky.
User avatar #2278 to #2277 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (01/14/2015) [-]
She also wanted to buy me this gothic dress. It was cute...
I have pictures of me wearing the socks, but I don't know if you're into that.
User avatar #2279 to #2278 - thechosentroll (01/14/2015) [-]
No, no I am not.
User avatar #2280 to #2279 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (01/14/2015) [-]
I figured.
#2253 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (01/12/2015) [-]
I always forget about the goddamn seizure banner.
User avatar #2254 to #2253 - thechosentroll (01/12/2015) [-]
I count on it.
User avatar #2255 to #2254 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (01/12/2015) [-]
So whats up man?
User avatar #2256 to #2255 - thechosentroll (01/12/2015) [-]
Not much. Turns out finals are pretty boring when you're exempt from most of the exams.
User avatar #2257 to #2256 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (01/12/2015) [-]
Nice.
Do you have a 3DS?
User avatar #2259 to #2258 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (01/12/2015) [-]
: <
User avatar #2248 to #2247 - thechosentroll (01/07/2015) [-]
I take it you like the new banner?
#2249 to #2248 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (01/07/2015) [-]
Well I'm still recovering but it's kinda cute if you don't look too long.
User avatar #2250 to #2249 - thechosentroll (01/07/2015) [-]
I'm actually curious if I'll eventually manage to kill someone with it. Too bad I'd never know, since they'd be dead.
User avatar #2252 to #2250 - madzombiie ONLINE (01/10/2015) [-]
you killed me with it. rip.
User avatar #2251 to #2250 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (01/07/2015) [-]
Yeaaaahh.
#2240 - shroomdozer (12/29/2014) [-]
AHGH MY EYES   
I came here to stalk you but now I am partially blinded.   
I hope you're happy with your header.
AHGH MY EYES
I came here to stalk you but now I am partially blinded.
I hope you're happy with your header.

User avatar #2243 to #2240 - thechosentroll (12/30/2014) [-]
I see the new banner is doing its' job well enough.
User avatar #2246 to #2243 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (01/07/2015) [-]
Yeah...
User avatar #2241 to #2240 - partially (12/29/2014) [-]
You've commented on my prof now here i am being summoned
are we starting a cult ?
#2242 to #2241 - shroomdozer (12/29/2014) [-]
Uh oh, sorry, didn't mean to summon you.   
But now that you are here... we must find a way to get rid of certain... &quot;people&quot;.   
 Meet me in the candy van 2 hours from now.
Uh oh, sorry, didn't mean to summon you.
But now that you are here... we must find a way to get rid of certain... "people".
Meet me in the candy van 2 hours from now.
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