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#2180 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (11/17/2014) [-]
So I tried gurgling darude sandstorm with a mouthful of pepsi and choked a bit.

Darude drownstorm.

vocaroo.com/i/s1AFnn2EbkDt
User avatar #2181 to #2180 - thechosentroll (11/17/2014) [-]
Remind me, how old were you again? Ah, doesn't matter what you answer. In any case, it's a miracle you've survived this long.
#2182 to #2181 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (11/17/2014) [-]
Hey man, give me some credit. It takes some actual WORK to not die when you're this retarded.
User avatar #2183 to #2182 - thechosentroll (11/17/2014) [-]
I'm sure remembering to inhale and exhale every once in a while takes quite a bit of concentration.
#2184 to #2183 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (11/17/2014) [-]
I have asthma. Sometimes it's not voluntary.
User avatar #2185 to #2184 - thechosentroll (11/17/2014) [-]
Ah yes, I keep forgetting some people are so bad at everything they can't even breathe straight.
#2186 to #2185 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (11/17/2014) [-]
Its not so much that I'm bad at it. I'm just so gay I can't do much of anything straight.
User avatar #2187 to #2186 - thechosentroll (11/17/2014) [-]
Yeah, it's been 5 minutes and I still have no witty or semi-witty retort. You win this round.
User avatar #2188 to #2187 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (11/17/2014) [-]
Ayyyy
User avatar #2179 - rapkid (11/16/2014) [-]
did you come from the heavens? your so damn great bro

the chosen troll? more like the chosen angel
User avatar #2163 to #2162 - thechosentroll (11/12/2014) [-]
What is it?
#2164 to #2163 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (11/12/2014) [-]
Hi!
I felt like talking to you.
User avatar #2166 to #2165 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (11/12/2014) [-]
Not too much. I want someone to play tf2 with.
If I stood next to you and you held your arm out straight, your arm would go over my head.
User avatar #2167 to #2166 - thechosentroll (11/12/2014) [-]
Sorry, I don't play TF2. What did the last bit have to do with anything, though?
User avatar #2168 to #2167 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (11/12/2014) [-]
It was a completely separate thought that popped into my mind.
Are you going to get Overwatch when it comes out?
User avatar #2169 to #2168 - thechosentroll (11/12/2014) [-]
Doubt it. Not much of an FPS fan. Looks cool, though.
User avatar #2170 to #2169 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (11/12/2014) [-]
I've never been more hyped for a game.
And I'm not even a blizzard fan.
User avatar #2171 to #2170 - thechosentroll (11/12/2014) [-]
Yeah, Blizz are more or less the gods of hype. They got me so hyped for Heroes of The Storm, I was jumping in my seat with excitement every time it was mentioned. Then I saw the gameplay and I decided I'd rather stick with SMITE. Dat trailer, though. They finally bothered using metal in a trailer. I'VE BEEN WAITING YEARS FOR THIS!

Heroes of the Stormâ„¢ Cinematic Trailer
User avatar #2172 to #2171 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (11/12/2014) [-]
But I saw actual gameplay of overwatched.
User avatar #2174 to #2172 - thechosentroll (11/12/2014) [-]
Like I said, not much of an FPS fan. To me it just looks like TF2 cranked up to 11, which is good, but I feel like it'd share TF2s' problems, also cranked up to 11. More classes is nice and all, but unless they make it like in a DoTA-style game, where you can't have multiple copies of the same character on your team, it's going to be nothing but reapers and widowmakers or whatever the flavor of the month will be, because balancing a game with that many characters (they intend to add a hell of a lot more than the ones shown) is nigh impossible. Even for Blizzard.
User avatar #2175 to #2174 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (11/12/2014) [-]
I agree completely.
User avatar #2173 to #2172 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (11/12/2014) [-]
Overwatch*
#2155 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (10/29/2014) [-]
Hello.
User avatar #2156 to #2155 - thechosentroll (10/29/2014) [-]
What is it? Can't talk much right now. Studying. Exams. Materials in electronics. Basically physics on steroids. Suck at physics. Pain.
#2157 to #2156 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (10/29/2014) [-]
**** sounds rough. I'm sorry...
#2158 to #2157 - thechosentroll (10/29/2014) [-]
Nah, I signed up for this fully aware of what I'd have to deal with. To be fair, I'm actually enjoying this quite a bit. Not the "pain" part, but the fact that we study 						****					 really in-depth. I like understanding the very essence of the 						****					 I have to learn and that's exactly what we're doing right now. The subject I'm studying for (materials in electronics) is just that - we don't just learn about what materials are better, we analyze the very physical reactions which cause stuff like electricity to occur and how those reactions change based on different variables like the materials, pressure, temperature, that sort of stuff. It's surprisingly interesting, though it seems boring as 						****					 at first glance. Sadly, you can't just memorize 						****					, you have to develop an understanding of what the 						****					 is going on, which is why preparing for this exam is being a bitch. Also, the exams' basically "Here's the title of 1 of the 16 subjects we've covered so far. Write everything you know about it. Explain that 						****					.". One question. Long-ass written answer. If you get unlucky and draw something you didn't prepare for, you're 						******					. So, I have to prepare for everything, which is a lot.
Nah, I signed up for this fully aware of what I'd have to deal with. To be fair, I'm actually enjoying this quite a bit. Not the "pain" part, but the fact that we study **** really in-depth. I like understanding the very essence of the **** I have to learn and that's exactly what we're doing right now. The subject I'm studying for (materials in electronics) is just that - we don't just learn about what materials are better, we analyze the very physical reactions which cause stuff like electricity to occur and how those reactions change based on different variables like the materials, pressure, temperature, that sort of stuff. It's surprisingly interesting, though it seems boring as **** at first glance. Sadly, you can't just memorize **** , you have to develop an understanding of what the **** is going on, which is why preparing for this exam is being a bitch. Also, the exams' basically "Here's the title of 1 of the 16 subjects we've covered so far. Write everything you know about it. Explain that **** .". One question. Long-ass written answer. If you get unlucky and draw something you didn't prepare for, you're ****** . So, I have to prepare for everything, which is a lot.
#2159 to #2158 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (10/29/2014) [-]
Jesus. I'd probably die
User avatar #2160 to #2159 - thechosentroll (10/29/2014) [-]
We have an 80+% drop-out rate, so I guess you're not the only one. Still, like I said, I signed up for this, fully aware what it's gonna be like. I'm making it through this **** one way or another.
User avatar #2161 to #2160 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (10/29/2014) [-]
Right. Good luck man. I'm rooting for you.

Oh so today made my first character in DnD and it's a sorcerer that acts like a common stage magician with most of his points into Intelligence and Charisma

NOW STEP RIGHT UP FOR A TRICK MOST GRAND
STEP INTO THIS BOX YOUNG THEIF
*I lock the box with chains and padlocks*
NOW WATCH AS I STICK MANY SWORDS INTO THE BOX
THERE IS IN FACT NO TRICK TO THIS
THE THEIF HAS JUST BEEN STABBED MANY TIMES
User avatar #2150 - crazyolitis (10/23/2014) [-]
Hey man, you don't know me, but I have to ask you a favour. I am doing a school project, and I have to know the school systems of the Balkans and Eastern Europe. I heard you were Bulgarian, you are the only Bulgarian I know of, I'd like you to tell me what the curriculum of Bulgaria, is, what ages you have to go to school, differences between educational levels, what the cultural views regarding education are, how schools are financed, and that kind of stuff, please. It does not have to be super detailed, but a rough oversight would be best.
But, only if you have time to help me. If not, I'll just move on.
User avatar #2152 to #2150 - thechosentroll (10/23/2014) [-]
Oh yeah, nearly forgot. About university. A bachelors' degree is 4 years. If you major in the same university, your major lasts a year. If you major in a different one, it lasts 2.
#2151 to #2150 - thechosentroll (10/23/2014) [-]
I am writing this while eating bread and diet yoghurt, because that's all they had left in the university cafeteria when I got there, because dinner ended an hour ago and I missed it, because I had almost 12 straight hours of lectures and exercises. Such is the life of a bulgarian engineering student. Keep that in mind while reading this, as my viewpoint may be a bit warped by hunger and anger.

The stages are as goes:

-Don't know **** about preschool, so I can't really comment on it other than that it's paid and not mandatory, so most people don't send their kids to it.
- Elementary school starts at the age of 6 or 7. It's free and it's mandatory for every 7-yearold to be sent to elementary school, though some can start a year earlier if the parents want. They learn basic stuff like reading, writing, math, some basic history and sciences, arts, music, PE. We start learning a foreign language in the second grade, usually english, though german and russian are also common choices. It lasts for 4 years, from the first to the 4th grade. Interestingly enough, we have government exams after the 4th grade (literature and math), which have to all be passed to move on to middle school. Also, the score is used to apply to middle schools, so you don't end up in a ****** one.

-Middle school. Also free and mandatory. Covers the 5th through 7th grade. Here science class is split into separate subjects, each of which is studied on its' own and in greater detail. This is the part of our education where we have to deal with the highest number of subjects - 13. Namely bulgarian(literature class), our second language, math, physics and astronomy, chemistry and the environment, biology and health, geography and economics, history and civilization, PE, art, music, IT, workshop class. Also note that all the science classes have specific sub-subjects, which are covered in great detail. ****** hard and made even harder by the fact that we have two government exams each year. Fail one and you fail the year. Also, we have even BIGGER exams after the 7th grade, which are also used to apply for the next part. Noticing a pattern yet? The exams are once again math and literature.

-Highschool. Not mandatory, but still free. Lasts until the 12th and final grade. Here you have some options. You have generic highschools and specialised ones called gymnasiums, which focus in either math and science, languages or technical stuff. Cooking and tailoring are part of the technical ones for some reason. Generally the specialized ones are harder, but offer a better education is certain areas AND when you graduate, your diploma allows you to work in the field you specialized in. It's kind of like a college degree, except a bit ******** . That is, unless you went to a math-oriented highschool like I did, in which case you get NOTHING and you more or less HAVE to go to university, since you have no degree and you can't work without one. Yay.
As for the actual studying, subjects like music and art are dropped and you get an increase in math and literature. Also, you start learning your third language. Depending on your school, the 8th grade often focuses HEAVILY on said language and you learn the equivalent of 3 years in a single one, so by the time you've graduated, you've got the equivalent of 7 years of knowledge. And people wonder why we have such an easy time immigrating. With this much **** , you have to be pretty ******* dense to not get the hang of at least one language, given that you'll probably spend 12 years studying english as your second language. Once again, yearly exams with two big ones in the end. This time, only the literature one is fixed. The second exam is mandatory, but you pick what the subject is, since the grade can be used for university applications. You can also choose to have a third or even fourth exam, but no one's masochistic enough to do that.

-University. Oh god, university. I could use up all 8000 characters just on this one, but I'll try to keep it shorter. University is not free, but it's pretty damn cheap. You can work minimal wage and easily pay it off while studying. HOWEVER, it is the single most agonizing experience you will ever have in your goddamn life. See, having too many university graduates is bad for a countrys' economy, since highly qualified individuals refuse to do **** jobs like sanitation or working in production, hence why countries try to artificially limit the number of people who can graduate university. Most countries do it by making it obscenely expensive, like the US does. Bulgaria does it by making it hard as **** . Some countries don't try to limit it at all and either their economies become dependent on imports or they have to import kebabs for manual labor and they overrun the place (just look at scandinavian countries). Anyway, getting sidetracked here. It's hard. Very hard. Firstly, getting into a good university requires absurdly high grades, since you've got 500 people applying for 50 spots. You have to be better than the rest, otherwise you can't get in. Luckily, you can always get into another university, since we have a ******* of those. Almost every major city has one or more. Our capital has 20, for ****** sake! Still, getting in is the easy part. Staying there's the hard part. See, the reason bulgarian specialists are so highly sought after in Urop (even though people refuse to admit it) is because of how our university education works. We focus a lot on practical stuff. And not the american idea of "get a job while studying to get practical skills". Almost every lecture is followed by an exercise. You study **** , then you put it to the test almost instantly. Have have a LOT of exercises. Especially engineering and medical students. Also, we study a wide variety of subjects. We don't just cover the **** you're gonna need, we cover the **** you're gonna need AND everything that's in any way related to it. Even if you're something like a software engineer, you still gotta study electronics, since that could come in handy. Also, exercises are mandatory. If you miss a single one and don't retake it by the end of the week, you have to redo the semester. Doesn't matter if you're dying of ebola or some **** , you drag your ass to class and measure that dielectric penetratability. Lectures are sometimes mandatory and sometimes optional. Depends on the degree. Engineering and medical ones have mandatory lectures. Same as the exercises - you miss one, you fail.
Haven't had any exams yet, so I can't say much about them other than that they're hard as **** and no one really expects you to pass all your exams on the first try. Not even the professors. That's why there's such a massive dropout rate. I mean, **** , It's still the 23rd here, which means the school year started exactly one month ago for my specialty. We've had a single little exam until now, yet 9 of the 90 people in our specialty have already quit. That's 10% in a month. My specialty alone has a 80+% drop out rate. You do NOT want to know how few medical students come out of this **** alive and sane.


All in all, the bulgarian education system can be summed up with: It's hard, it's demanding, it straight up hates you and will gladly kick you in the balls any chance it gets, which is often. However, if you make it through this meat grinder alive and with most of your limbs attached, you will be an unrivaled specialist in your field with a wide array of skills and knowledge, both practical and theoretical. If you make it through, that is. This is why bulgarians, while few in number, have managed to slither all over the ******* place and take a ******* of important positions in international organizations and corporations. Because you have to be one determined and hard-working ************ to achieve that and it's impossible to graduate from university here if you aren't the MOST determined and hard-working ************ around.
#2153 to #2151 - crazyolitis (10/23/2014) [-]
Holy 						****					 man, if I wouldn't be the man I am I'd kiss you for this. This is a huge help.
Holy **** man, if I wouldn't be the man I am I'd kiss you for this. This is a huge help.
User avatar #2154 to #2153 - thechosentroll (10/23/2014) [-]
No problem.
User avatar #2147 to #2146 - thechosentroll (10/21/2014) [-]
The **** do you want?
User avatar #2148 to #2147 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (10/21/2014) [-]
hi
User avatar #2149 to #2148 - thechosentroll (10/21/2014) [-]
Yeah, sup?
User avatar #2124 to #2096 - thechosentroll (10/15/2014) [-]
Ran out of reply space. No, around here, walking in the middle of the night, dressed in strange costumes is a sure-fire way to get stabbed by gypsies.
#2126 to #2124 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (10/15/2014) [-]
Thats why you have to carve some of your candy into a sweet stripey shiv.

Thats a damn shame. Its my favorite holiday.
Unfortunately I'm too old to go trickortreating without getting a few scowls. If I had a little cousin or something to take with me like I did back in california I still could.

So I guess this is going to be my first year not trickortreating.
User avatar #2136 to #2126 - stripey ONLINE (10/15/2014) [-]
the best kind of shiv
User avatar #2137 to #2136 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (10/15/2014) [-]
As soon as I left the comment I knew you'd end up here.

Whats up man?
User avatar #2138 to #2137 - stripey ONLINE (10/15/2014) [-]
A family friend is coming over to show us a car that we might buy

I don't really have anything going on. I want to do something generically teenage but my town is boring as hell

a couple nights ago we went on the roof of a defunct Arby's
User avatar #2139 to #2138 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (10/15/2014) [-]
That sounds fun.

I've just been playing league as usual. So it's been good.
User avatar #2140 to #2139 - stripey ONLINE (10/15/2014) [-]
do something out of your comfort zone! Fist fight a shark!
#2141 to #2140 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (10/15/2014) [-]
Ah but you forget how much I dealt with sea animals with my old job.
That is COMPLETELY in my comfort zone.
User avatar #2142 to #2141 - stripey ONLINE (10/15/2014) [-]
true

get chivalry and we'll play
User avatar #2143 to #2142 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (10/15/2014) [-]
Broke as **** .
User avatar #2144 to #2143 - stripey ONLINE (10/15/2014) [-]
get job punching sharks
User avatar #2145 to #2144 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (10/15/2014) [-]
I might.

I do need to get a job.
User avatar #2129 to #2126 - thechosentroll (10/15/2014) [-]
People too old to trick or treat tend to just get ********* with friends.
#2131 to #2129 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (10/15/2014) [-]
Hah! Friends...

If I could get my hands on some whiskey or vodka I'd drink alone, but I'm 17 and without any connections good ******* luck with that one.
User avatar #2132 to #2131 - thechosentroll (10/15/2014) [-]
Even if you could, I advise against it. Drinking alone is one of the main causes of horrible decisions and pain. You really shouldn't make a habbit out of it. As a wise dwarf once said: "Drinking alone's worse than ******** in company.".
#2133 to #2132 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (10/15/2014) [-]
I'm not sure if I'll follow that advice.
At the very least I'll be in a skype call or something.
#2134 to #2133 - thechosentroll (10/15/2014) [-]
You know, **** like this is only a problem if you consider it a problem. I'll be alone on halloween as well and I look forward to it, since there's a new episode of Hellsing Abridged coming out that day. I've been waiting a year for this **** . Should be a good episode, too. I marathon it every time a new episode comes out. Currently, it's about as long as a regular movie, so it's not much of a marathon, but it should be about 5-6 hours when it's finished in half a decade or so.
#2135 to #2134 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (10/15/2014) [-]
Ja You have a good point there.

The hellsing abridged series always has me rolling.
I'll probably set up a marathon myself in my synchtube with some of my online friends.
User avatar #2099 to #2098 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (10/15/2014) [-]
League and stuff. You?
User avatar #2100 to #2099 - thechosentroll (10/15/2014) [-]
University and stuff. Also, I've been playing a lot more Hearthstone. For the first time ever, I made a priest deck that's meant to win games instead of just **** around. Rank 14 so far.
User avatar #2101 to #2100 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (10/15/2014) [-]
I've never played it.
User avatar #2102 to #2101 - thechosentroll (10/15/2014) [-]
Frankly, I advise you don't try it. ****** like gaming crack. It's a free card collecting game. You start off with some basic ********* cards and get curbstomped until you unlock some proper ones. You do that with gold, which you earn by playing or paying real cash. A pack of 5 cards costs 100 gold. You get 10 gold every 3 victories and bonus gold for completing quests, which are **** like "Win 5 times with this class" or "Summon 20 minions that cost 5 or more mana". It takes ******* forever to get packs and decent cards, so after a while you feel invested even if you haven't spent a penny on the game and you can't quit. Also, it's actually pretty fun.
User avatar #2103 to #2102 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (10/15/2014) [-]
I get addicted to games like that easily.
I'll stick with league.

Osu is fun.
User avatar #2106 to #2105 - thechosentroll (10/15/2014) [-]
I regret asking.
User avatar #2107 to #2106 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (10/15/2014) [-]
But it's fun : <
User avatar #2108 to #2107 - thechosentroll (10/15/2014) [-]
Yeah, yeah. Dude, I'm a guy who plays Dwarf Fortress. I have no right to judge anyones' choice of games. Unless it's dating sims.
#2109 to #2108 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (10/15/2014) [-]
What about taste in porn?

Anyways if you like games that punish the **** out of you, the osu is for you.
#2110 to #2109 - thechosentroll (10/15/2014) [-]
Not gonna comment on the porn. Dwarf Fortress does not punish you. It's like a game of chess - you're trying to outwit your opponent and predict their every move. The difference is that your opponent has unlimited chess pieces, so you can never really win. You just try to hold out as long as you can and see just how much you can piss the game off.
#2111 to #2110 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (10/15/2014) [-]
Surprisingly good analogy.   
   
Do you like your porn as punishing as your games?
Surprisingly good analogy.

Do you like your porn as punishing as your games?
#2112 to #2111 - thechosentroll (10/15/2014) [-]
I try to keep my porn and gaming separate, lest I start going for short bearded men.
#2113 to #2112 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (10/15/2014) [-]
So what you're saying is I should grow a beard~
So what you're saying is I should grow a beard~
User avatar #2114 to #2113 - thechosentroll (10/15/2014) [-]
If I could punch you right now, I would.
#2115 to #2114 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (10/15/2014) [-]
You really do like your pornography punishing~
#2116 to #2115 - thechosentroll (10/15/2014) [-]
I walked right into that one.
#2122 to #2116 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (10/15/2014) [-]
So do you celebrate halloween in your country?
#2117 to #2116 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (10/15/2014) [-]
Heheee~
User avatar #2095 - alexianary (10/14/2014) [-]
hey fag
User avatar #2097 to #2095 - thechosentroll (10/15/2014) [-]
Oh hey, you're still alive. Thought you'd have snapped your neck while trying to suck your own dick by now.
User avatar #2118 to #2097 - alexianary (10/15/2014) [-]
ah, well I was going to try it out but then your mum walked in and helped me out
User avatar #2119 to #2118 - thechosentroll (10/15/2014) [-]
Have you ******* seen my mother? Dude, you have no standards.
User avatar #2120 to #2119 - alexianary (10/15/2014) [-]
It's not to be taken seriously, I just thought we were listing horribly cliched insults suitable for ages 12 and below
User avatar #2121 to #2120 - thechosentroll (10/15/2014) [-]
Neither of those were insults. They were genuine statements.
User avatar #2123 to #2121 - alexianary (10/15/2014) [-]
Well then I genuinely must say that I can see where you get your looks from.
User avatar #2125 to #2123 - thechosentroll (10/15/2014) [-]
You have no idea how I look.
User avatar #2127 to #2125 - alexianary (10/15/2014) [-]
neither do you know whether I am a proud owner of dick or not
User avatar #2128 to #2127 - thechosentroll (10/15/2014) [-]
Your profile says you're a guy. Either you're a guy or you're a lying cunt.
User avatar #2130 to #2128 - alexianary (10/15/2014) [-]
My profile also says I'm 112 years of age. Believe it or not, not everything on the internet is true.
But I'm flattered you took your time check up on me.
#2092 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (10/10/2014) [-]
Wow I haven't bugged you for a whole week.
User avatar #2093 to #2092 - thechosentroll (10/10/2014) [-]
Which reminds me. I read Tokyo Ghoul. Regarding the guy with the stitches, are you THAT much of a fan of dick? Because Jesus ********** Christ, you could not have picked a worse character had you actually tried. I wanted to punch that thing in the dick every time it showed up, but it turned out it didn't even HAVE ONE!
#2094 to #2093 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (10/10/2014) [-]
I haven't finished the manga.. im not that far in it at all actually.
#2091 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (09/30/2014) [-]
So because there is only one highschool in this town and my mom doesn't like it because it apparently endangers my safety, I'm now officially a highschool dropout.
#2056 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (09/28/2014) [-]
Did you miss me yet?
User avatar #2077 to #2056 - thechosentroll (09/28/2014) [-]
Give it a month.
#2078 to #2077 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (09/28/2014) [-]
So what are you up to?
User avatar #2079 to #2078 - thechosentroll (09/28/2014) [-]
Not much. Home for the weekend, enjoying the nice, stable internet, even if it's on my old, ****** PC that I replaced for a reason. Should set up a proper internet connection in my university dorm on monday. I need that **** , since my programming textbook is only in digital form. There's no paper version. As for life in general, I'm still trying to get used to university life. It's oddly nice. Most of my classmates are cliche programmers, who I don't want to deal with too much, but my roommate's a bro, all the people I've met are cool, especially the ones who weren't freshmen, the professors are actually nice, known what the **** they're talking about and aim to teach us **** . I don't have a single class that I consider pointless, people in general are a lot more chill and all the hyperactive party animals will be gone by the start of the next semester. All in all, it's better that what I expected in every way. I actually fit in here.
#2080 to #2079 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (09/28/2014) [-]
I'm really glad to hear that you're happy.
Your hard work is paying off.

I never actually even asked this, but how old are you?
User avatar #2081 to #2080 - thechosentroll (09/28/2014) [-]
19. It says it on my profile.
#2082 to #2081 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (09/28/2014) [-]
Well **** .
I never actually read that.
Are you surprised to learn you're only a year older than me?
User avatar #2083 to #2082 - thechosentroll (09/28/2014) [-]
No, not really. Why would I be?
#2084 to #2083 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (09/28/2014) [-]
Just me then...
I expected you to be in your early or possibly even mid 20s.
User avatar #2085 to #2084 - thechosentroll (09/28/2014) [-]
You expected a 25-yearold who complains about highschool life and just got into university?
#2086 to #2085 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (09/28/2014) [-]
I don't think things through well alright.
I hear school and I think school be it college or highschool.
I assumed you were always talking about college not taking into account certain things and never putting 2 and 2 together.

I promise I'm not a retard.
User avatar #2087 to #2086 - thechosentroll (09/28/2014) [-]
Yeah, yeah, chill. It's normal. Also, why are your mascots always creepy as **** ?
#2089 to #2087 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (09/28/2014) [-]
Also I happen to have school tomorrow so I'm gonna sleep. Since it's 6:30 AM.
User avatar #2090 to #2089 - thechosentroll (09/28/2014) [-]
Yeah, OK. Bye. Try not to get stabbed tomorrow.
#2088 to #2087 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (09/28/2014) [-]
Thats a bit of a hypocritical statement Mr Stein.

I just happen to like the little vampire girl in shiki.
User avatar #2057 to #2056 - thechosentroll (09/28/2014) [-]
************ , it's only been 12 hours. **** off. I'm taking a shower.
#2058 to #2057 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (09/28/2014) [-]
Oh..

Well hi.
User avatar #2059 to #2058 - thechosentroll (09/28/2014) [-]
Yes, what is it? More importantly, why have you been coming to me so much lately? You have two dozen people who'd gladly talk to you and genuinely love your ass.
#2060 to #2059 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (09/28/2014) [-]
I enjoy your company.
Your opinions are objective and you're intelligent.
User avatar #2061 to #2060 - thechosentroll (09/28/2014) [-]
Which is what perplexes me, since those aspects of my personality is what drives most people away.
#2062 to #2061 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (09/28/2014) [-]
Well I happen to like it.

I don't like exceptionally boisterous people. You give off a calmer vibe.
It's much easier to talk to someone who isn't wiry or driven by intense emotion.
User avatar #2063 to #2062 - thechosentroll (09/28/2014) [-]
Makes sense, I guess. I'm about as enthusiastic and emotional as a tranquilized sloth 90% of the time.
User avatar #2064 to #2063 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (09/28/2014) [-]
And it's relaxing.
Even when someone is typing like they're hyper it slightly deters me.
Commotion is generally a bad thing.
User avatar #2065 to #2064 - thechosentroll (09/28/2014) [-]
You know, you just made me realize something I've been wondering about for a week now. For some reason the socially inept people in my university group keep clinging onto me. At first I thought it was only because they need a mediator between them and the outside world, but now I remembered something. A while back I was curious if I'm actually an introvert or not and looked into it. Introverted people dislike the company of extroverted people - people who are overly enthusiastic and energetic about everything. I'm an introvert, so other introverts feel comfortable around me. I'm just an introvert, who happens to also have normal social skills.
#2066 to #2065 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (09/28/2014) [-]
Skills? Oh I've got the skills, I just extremely dislike it.
One on one conversations? Easy
Small group conversations? I can keep silent, listen and talk when I have something relevant to say.

Do I enjoy this? No. Do I freak out a little on the inside? Yeah...
But being around outgoing people makes me feel shaky and jittery and panicky.
Being in crowds of people like classrooms and hallways is where I really have a problem and that becomes EXTREMELY apparent because should I be bumped by someone or someone walks behind me or makes a quick movement I flinch or jump or maybe even let out a small shout...

I do my best to slink through crowds. I'm late to class sometimes because I take the longer routes to classes. Like say I'm on the second floor, and the class I'm headed to is on the second floor.
I'll walk down the small stairway by the last class I was in, go outside, walk around the building, then back up a different staircase just to avoid people.
User avatar #2067 to #2066 - thechosentroll (09/28/2014) [-]
I usually just feel tired when I have to deal with people. It doesn't make me nervous or jumpy, it's just ******* exhausting to keep acting like a functional member of society, since I'm constantly concentrated on it.
User avatar #2068 to #2067 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (09/28/2014) [-]
I feel that way afterward.
On edge during out of energy after.
I'm a high strung person like my dad... And that's worrisome.
User avatar #2069 to #2068 - thechosentroll (09/28/2014) [-]
Yeah, same. I've noticed everyone in my family values their alone time, so everyone respects it. We all need to get away from people a bit and escape from their ******** .
#2070 to #2069 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (09/28/2014) [-]
Well thats good I suppose.
My family has started to understand I don't like having long conversations so they've learned to be brief.

See part of the problem is... I get lonely from time to time.
And its hard to find people to talk to that don't make me want to freak the **** out...
And unfortunately for you, you fit the bill.
But it's nice having someone to talk to...

I really enjoy your company. I'm sorry the feeling isn't mutual.
User avatar #2071 to #2070 - thechosentroll (09/28/2014) [-]
I don't dislike talking to you. I just don't like it too much, either. I mean, it's just a conversation. It neither makes me get an erection or want to kill myself. I'm pretty neutral on the whole thing.
User avatar #2072 to #2071 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (09/28/2014) [-]
As long as you're not suffering on my behalf.
Even if you were it probably wouldn't stop me from trying. I guess I'm selfish like that.

I try to be nice though.
I try to make time for the people that need to talk to me even if that's scarce.
User avatar #2073 to #2072 - thechosentroll (09/28/2014) [-]
Yeah, don't really care if you're nice to me or not. I'm not too big on the whole "sensitivity" thing. Insults and compliments are the same thing - words. What they mean and how important they are is entirely up to the one they're aimed at.
#2074 to #2073 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (09/28/2014) [-]
I'm the opposite.
I mean I can take insults. I'm not gonna be scarred for life if someone calls me annoying or something, but they still don't feel good.

I actually put in a little bit of an effort to not be physically and socially repulsive and it doesn't make me feel good if that effort gets shat on.

By the way I'm not sure if I mentioned this, but I got a haircut and I regret everything.
I feel like I've had a limb sawed off.
User avatar #2075 to #2074 - thechosentroll (09/28/2014) [-]
Yeah, that's normal. Takes about two weeks to get used to it.
#2076 to #2075 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (09/28/2014) [-]
But I mean look at this **** ...
Thats a lot of hair I'm missing.

People are actually gonna see that I have earrings now.
#2037 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (09/27/2014) [-]
That feel when having an emotional breakdown in the middle of class and having to be escorted to the on campus clinic.
User avatar #2038 to #2037 - thechosentroll (09/27/2014) [-]
.......................HOW DO YOU EVEN MANAGE TO **** UP THAT BAD?!?
#2039 to #2038 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (09/27/2014) [-]
Long story short, in health class they were showing a video on suicide that hit a little close to home.
User avatar #2040 to #2039 - thechosentroll (09/27/2014) [-]
That....................... actually makes sense, for once. Huh, can't nag for that one. Guess it couldn't be helped. At least it probably got you some pity points with some people. That's a plus. Unless it becomes a reoccuring thing. Then it becomes annoying and pathetic. I'd avoid stuff like that in the future if I were you.
User avatar #2041 to #2040 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (09/27/2014) [-]
I didn't exactly want it to happen in the first place.
Also I'm like the only guy in that entire class I noticed..

Do you like reading or scifi?
User avatar #2042 to #2041 - thechosentroll (09/27/2014) [-]
That's good. Women are less likely to mock you for crying. And yes, I like reading and scifi. Haven't had much time for it lately, though. I'm even two chapters behind on Onepunch Man. I should probably get to that in a bit.
#2043 to #2042 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (09/27/2014) [-]
Well then I have some books you should pick up sometime.

Robopocalypse: About a robot uprising and a straight up war of man VS machine.
Robogenesis: The sequel, about the border of man and machine being erased between completely humanlike robots, completely machinelike men, and they all unite under the purpose of destroying an AI intent on eradicating all life be it synthetic or natural.

Then I'm in the middle of reading Gridlinked which as far as I can tell is like one of those old 50s hard ass detective movies, but way in the future with **** like light speed travel, genetic augmentations, and photon cannons and **** .
My favorite character in that book is a surgeon that the entire government hates because he uses loopholes to do illegal experimentation without ACTUALLY breaking laws. He's got half his face replaced with optical and neural augments and he has two extra mechanical arms that have extremities designed for surgery such as scalpels and **** .
#2046 to #2043 - thechosentroll (09/27/2014) [-]
Typical example of something from Warhammer 40k.
#2047 to #2046 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (09/27/2014) [-]
METAL IS PERFECTION

Speaking of Russian cyborgs, I'm starting to learn Russian through partially cracked versions of rosetta stone.
User avatar #2048 to #2047 - thechosentroll (09/27/2014) [-]
Good luck with that. Russian's hard as **** . The only reason I understand any of it is because I'm slavic and my equally complex and nonsensical language is similar to it.
#2049 to #2048 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (09/27/2014) [-]
I understand.
I just really love the language...
well.. Slavic languages in genera, but Russian is the most spoken of them so it was my pick.
User avatar #2051 to #2049 - thechosentroll (09/27/2014) [-]
It's also one of the hardest, since they refuse to simplify their goddamn grammar like everyone else did.
User avatar #2052 to #2051 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (09/27/2014) [-]
I noticed in german that a plural subject will change the verb and not the noun.
User avatar #2054 to #2052 - thechosentroll (09/27/2014) [-]
German is to the germanic language group what russian is to he slavic. All slavic languages originate from and old language called Slavic. Russian is very similar to it, because it hasn't changed its' rules in ages. The germanic language group originated from an old language called Germanic. German is very similar to it, because it hasn't changed its' rules in ages.

This **** is very common and annoying. That's why chinese is so ******* complex - ancient chinese and modern chinese are almost the same. EVOLVE YOUR LANGUAGES, YOU ******** !
User avatar #2055 to #2054 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (09/27/2014) [-]
I feel it.
User avatar #2044 to #2043 - thechosentroll (09/27/2014) [-]
That sounds very Warhammer 40k-ish.
#2045 to #2044 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (09/27/2014) [-]
There are no giant suits of armor.

Except for one in robopocalypse. And it was worn by a fat neckbearded chav who spent all his time playing petty hacking games before the breakdown of society.
#2050 to #2045 - thechosentroll (09/27/2014) [-]
Eh, not much of a fan of the post-apocalypse setting. The only post-apocalypse story I've ever liked is Crossed: Wish You Were Here. It's a spin-off of a comic called Crossed. Basically, everyone goes ******* and no one's sure why. Infected people people pop up out of nowhere. They're not dead or zombie-like. Instead, they give into their most primal urges to **** , kill and **** some more everything that moves and some things that don't. The infected develop strange red crosses on their faces, which is why they're called the crossed. It's the story of the survivors, trying to make it in this ******* insane world full of violence and imminent ************ .

Crossed: Wish You Were Here takes place in jolly ol' England instead of the US, everyone's an even bigger cunt, they call the crossed "plussies" (because the cross also looks like a plus sign), everyone's mental and then there's Jackson. It's a free webcomic that updates twice a month. It has a surprisingly gripping story and well-written characters, especially for something that initially seems like a dumb gorefest. I dropped it a while ago. I should get back to reading that sometime. Too bad I can't read it with anyone else in the room.
#2053 to #2050 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (09/27/2014) [-]
I might have to check it out.
Also gridlinked is good if you don't like the whole apocalypse thing.
#2034 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (09/25/2014) [-]
I read your status so I'm assuming this is a bad time... but.

I don't know how to deal with anxiety at school...
I flinch when people walk behind me
I have a hard time asking for help
I freeze when I'm asked something...

This is no way to live....
User avatar #2035 to #2034 - thechosentroll (09/26/2014) [-]
**** , still on crappy wi-fi. Hardly loads the site. Replies are slow.

I can't really give you specific advice. I used to be like that, too. Not sure how I fixed it. One morning I just woke up, said " **** everything." and stopped giving a **** . I'm not awkward anymore, since I don't think about what others will think of me. I just do or say the first thing that comes to mind. It's almost instinctive. Less thinking helps, maybe? **** if I know. It varies from person to person. Just keep trying to communicate normally with other people. That's how you learn stuff - first, you can't do something. You keep trying. You learn how to do it. You suck at it. You keep trying. You become OK at it. You keep practicing and you become good at it.
User avatar #2036 to #2035 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (09/26/2014) [-]
I suppose..
Its early in the morning and I read crappy scifi instead of crappy wifi.
I was confused.
#2031 - infinitereaper (09/20/2014) [-]
Thanks dude. and God Speed.

I'm sure you and I will have many real monies one day.
Oh and if you don't care about your items, can I have what you have left?
I'll send the trade for them to make it easier.
User avatar #2032 to #2031 - thechosentroll (09/20/2014) [-]
**** , sorry, I was doing something else. You can have everything but the badges and text items. I actually care a bit about those.
User avatar #2033 to #2032 - infinitereaper (09/20/2014) [-]
it's cool, and alright. I'll resend.
Yeah I have to do this like 6 hour drivers education thing online, it's ****** man
#2028 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (09/20/2014) [-]
I want to learn to sing well..
User avatar #2029 to #2028 - thechosentroll (09/20/2014) [-]
Well, for once I have no relevant advice. Every time I'd had to sing, I was a second voice or however the **** singing in monotone in the background was called.
#2030 to #2029 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (09/20/2014) [-]
Well **** .

It'd be nice.
#2016 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (09/18/2014) [-]
Hi.
User avatar #2018 to #2017 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (09/18/2014) [-]
League. You?
User avatar #2019 to #2018 - thechosentroll (09/18/2014) [-]
Trying not to fall asleep. Just got up. Fixing sleep schedule. Feel like death.
User avatar #2020 to #2019 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (09/18/2014) [-]
Im sorry.
Good luck with that.
User avatar #2021 to #2020 - thechosentroll (09/18/2014) [-]
Why do you keep apologizing about stuff you're not responsible for?
User avatar #2022 to #2021 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (09/18/2014) [-]
Im sympathetic.
#2023 to #2022 - thechosentroll (09/18/2014) [-]
Oooooooooooooooooh!
Oooooooooooooooooh!
User avatar #2026 to #2025 - thechosentroll (09/18/2014) [-]
I don't get it.
User avatar #2027 to #2026 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (09/18/2014) [-]
There's nothing to get. I was restarting the convo.
User avatar #2024 to #2023 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (09/18/2014) [-]
Heh
#2001 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (09/16/2014) [-]
Tried smiling, still had a bad day.
User avatar #2002 to #2001 - thechosentroll (09/16/2014) [-]
You seriously need to rethink your choice or reaction pics. Also, nothing works instantly. It takes time and dedication.
User avatar #2003 to #2002 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (09/16/2014) [-]
Right..

So how are you?
User avatar #2004 to #2003 - thechosentroll (09/16/2014) [-]
Honestly, I have no idea.
User avatar #2005 to #2004 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (09/16/2014) [-]
Is something wrong?
User avatar #2006 to #2005 - thechosentroll (09/16/2014) [-]
Eh, it's kind of hard to explain. I was worried about going to university, since my friends and family are here and I'm abandoning my life and everything I know. Then I thought about it for a couple of days and realized that my friends moved to different cities to study, like I'm doing, my parents are moving as well, all my other relatives are assholes, I never had much of a social life or life in general and everything I know pretty much sucks. I still haven't decided if I'm happy, sad or angry about this, so I have no idea if anything's wrong or not.
User avatar #2007 to #2006 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (09/16/2014) [-]
Oh I'm sorry...
I'm sure you'll figure it out.
User avatar #2008 to #2007 - thechosentroll (09/16/2014) [-]
There's nothing to be sorry about and I'm not sure I want to figure it out. Anyway, how's the whole "Try to not be a social outcast" thing going for you so far?
User avatar #2009 to #2008 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (09/16/2014) [-]
Well enough I guess...
I'd talk more but my stomach is killing me so Im gonna go back to bed.
User avatar #2010 to #2009 - thechosentroll (09/16/2014) [-]
Bye. Try not to die.
User avatar #2011 to #2010 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (09/16/2014) [-]
hi
User avatar #2012 to #2011 - thechosentroll (09/16/2014) [-]
Ah, good. You followed my instructions.
User avatar #2013 to #2012 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (09/16/2014) [-]
how are you?
User avatar #2014 to #2013 - thechosentroll (09/16/2014) [-]
Pretty much the same as before, except tired, because it's 2AM. I was thinking of going to bed, actually. I should probably fix my sleep schedule. University starts on the 23rd and I have classes at 7:30 in the morning.
User avatar #2015 to #2014 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (09/16/2014) [-]
I see. Well I hope you sleep well.
User avatar #1980 - drooms (09/13/2014) [-]
Did you get that driving license btw?
User avatar #1981 to #1980 - thechosentroll (09/13/2014) [-]
Yeah, ages ago. I've been driving for about a year now. Not much, though.
User avatar #1982 to #1981 - drooms (09/13/2014) [-]
Ah, good just curious
Almost forgot all about it
#1979 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (09/13/2014) [-]
What can I do to look cute in public?..
#1983 to #1979 - thechosentroll (09/13/2014) [-]
You're asking ME? I'm like the opposite of cute. I'm big and intimidating. I frighten small children, for ****** sake.

Still, luckily for you, my best friend pulls it off pretty well. He uses it a lot to his advantage. The guy made a small fortune in tips when he was working as a waiter and piccolo this summer, since people found him adorable. Also, because he worked his ass off. He did so well his manager cried when they were saying their goodbyes and said she'd reserve him a spot for next summer. Anyway, I don't remember how you look (and I'm not sure I've ever known), but if you're short and scrawny, it helps. So does being at least mildly attractive. Also, smiling is important. People are generally more fond of people who don't look like they're going to stab someone or shoot up a school any second now. Not too much smiling, though, since you'd look like a creep. Just enough for people to know you're not miserable all the time. Not sure about other stuff. My friend never really tried to look cute, it just came naturally to him. Guess having proper social skills like he did helps.

I guess it's sort of a moderation thing. Don't be too happy or too miserable, don't talk too little or too much, don't avoid people, but don't be clingy. How much is too much or too little depends on the people around you, so you're gonna have to try and judge that.
#1984 to #1983 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (09/13/2014) [-]
I do my best with most of those things.
This is what I look like. pls don't laugh at my **** eating grin. I can't help it.
It'd be a nice self esteem boost to do what your friend does...
I think the only thing is that under normal circumstances I don't smile much because I'm usually zoned out.
#1985 to #1984 - thechosentroll (09/13/2014) [-]
Yeah, you're doing well in the looks department. To be honest, my mental image of you was............................. let's just say it was a bit worse. Just gotta work on the personality. As for the zoning out, I've had that problem too. You just gotta try not to make weird faces or stare at people when zoned out. If you try to not do it long enough, you'll eventually condition yourself. I taught myself to subconsciously follow the teacher with my eyes while zoned out, so it seems like I'm paying attention. Very handy skill to have. Same goes with smiling - if you force yourself to do something long enough, it eventually becomes a reflex.
#1986 to #1985 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (09/13/2014) [-]
I'm curious of what you thought I'd look like.
That does sound pretty handy cause some of my teachers pick on me for zoning out.

Probably the only thing that makes me smile on my own accord without someone like making me laugh or something, would be something weather dependent that I happen to enjoy.

I'll work on it.
#1987 to #1986 - thechosentroll (09/13/2014) [-]
Excellent choice of pic, because the whole "homeschooled" thing and your personality left me with this mental image of you looking almost like a male Tomoko - short, built like an Auschwitz survivor, pale, skin problems, greasy hair. A very basement-dweller-y image.
#1988 to #1987 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (09/13/2014) [-]
Everything you said sounds pretty accurate except skin problems and greasy hair.
I've even got the dark circles under my eyes more often than not.

What do you look like?
#1989 to #1988 - thechosentroll (09/13/2014) [-]
I have the body of a god. Unfortunately, that god is Buddha. Tall as **** , kind of tubby, semi-wavy hair that tends to stick in all directions, because it's a bitch. Basically, I look like a taller, sleep-deprived Jack Black.
#1990 to #1989 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (09/13/2014) [-]
I have the opposite issue with my hair. I need excessive amounts of hair gel to get it to not lay flat.

But people love jack black so thats a plus.
And if you look like Buddha you could offer them enlightenment and **** them.
#1991 to #1990 - thechosentroll (09/13/2014) [-]
For some reason I already attract people who are looking for advice and other forms of enlightenment. No idea why.
For some reason I already attract people who are looking for advice and other forms of enlightenment. No idea why.
#1992 to #1991 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (09/13/2014) [-]
You're smart and smart people know things about stuff.
User avatar #1993 to #1992 - thechosentroll (09/13/2014) [-]
I wouldn't say "smart". More like "not stupid". Still, there's plenty of not stupid people around. Why me?
#1994 to #1993 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (09/13/2014) [-]
Some people dislike me too much and other people like me too much to give unbias advice.

You're a beacon of neutrality in a world which is very much pro and con.

Either that or you love me and are trying to play it off tsundere style.
#1995 to #1994 - thechosentroll (09/13/2014) [-]
I couldn't take that last bit seriously even if I tried. Nah, I'm neutral. I think it's a personality thing. I classify personalities according to elemental 						****					, since it's easier. Air people are lightheaded and easygoing. In the extreme cases they're pushovers. Water people are persistent and try to get what they want. In the extreme cases they're annoying and clingy as 						****					. Fire people are spontaneous and ambitious. In the extreme cases, they're emotionally unstable cunts. Earth people are either passive and just sit there or are steadily moving towards a goal. In the extreme cases they're hardheaded.   
   
I'm an extreme case of rock and you're air. Nothing you do can really sway me and get me to like you or dislike you all that much, let alone love or hate you.
I couldn't take that last bit seriously even if I tried. Nah, I'm neutral. I think it's a personality thing. I classify personalities according to elemental **** , since it's easier. Air people are lightheaded and easygoing. In the extreme cases they're pushovers. Water people are persistent and try to get what they want. In the extreme cases they're annoying and clingy as **** . Fire people are spontaneous and ambitious. In the extreme cases, they're emotionally unstable cunts. Earth people are either passive and just sit there or are steadily moving towards a goal. In the extreme cases they're hardheaded.

I'm an extreme case of rock and you're air. Nothing you do can really sway me and get me to like you or dislike you all that much, let alone love or hate you.
#1996 to #1995 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (09/13/2014) [-]
Nah you love me. <3 If you admit it we can start our life together sempai!

Thats an interesting take on things though. You do seem very strong willed. And I really don't take much seriously.

User avatar #1997 to #1996 - thechosentroll (09/13/2014) [-]
I'm not sure if it's willpower or just ******* inertia - when I'm not doing anything, it's very hard to convince me to do something new. When I start doing something, it's extremely hard to convince me to stop. Like a rock. Seriously, push a rock down a hill and try to stop that thing.
#1998 to #1997 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (09/13/2014) [-]
No thanks, I learned my lesson after having my nuts crushed by a pulley cart full of lace rock.
#2000 to #1999 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (09/13/2014) [-]
Concern for testicles intensifies.
It was my dads idea.
User avatar #1976 - anonimperiumreturn (09/09/2014) [-]
Hey there I'm the guy that made you watch a cringworthy video that you didn't want to.
Let's be friends.
User avatar #1977 to #1976 - thechosentroll (09/09/2014) [-]
Go die in a fire.
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