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#2791 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (07/05/2015) [-]
Love me.
User avatar #2825 to #2792 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (21 hours ago) [-]
bluhbluh
User avatar #2826 to #2825 - thechosentroll (21 hours ago) [-]
Seriously, what is that sound supposed to be? Sounds like a fish in my head.
User avatar #2827 to #2826 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (21 hours ago) [-]
Its an onomatopoeia. I don't know how else to explain it.
User avatar #2828 to #2827 - thechosentroll (21 hours ago) [-]
That changes nothing. It still sounds like a fish to me.
User avatar #2829 to #2828 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (20 hours ago) [-]
I'm fishing for your attention
User avatar #2830 to #2829 - thechosentroll (20 hours ago) [-]
Then why are you acting like a fish? That's not how fishing works.
User avatar #2831 to #2830 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (20 hours ago) [-]
I made a joke.
User avatar #2832 to #2831 - thechosentroll (20 hours ago) [-]
Where?
User avatar #2834 to #2832 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (17 hours ago) [-]
Play dirty bomb with me.
User avatar #2833 to #2832 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (20 hours ago) [-]
the fishing thing
User avatar #2821 to #2818 - thechosentroll (22 hours ago) [-]
Even if I could afford it, I've seen the size of plane seats. I'd have to spend 12 hours in the fetal position. Not happening. I've limited my travel to places I can drive to.
#2822 to #2821 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (22 hours ago) [-]
Meanwhile I could fit in your carryon.
User avatar #2823 to #2822 - thechosentroll (22 hours ago) [-]
You'd be an amazing illegal immigrant. At least until the luggage x-ray machine at the airport made you sterile and possibly gave you cancer.
User avatar #2824 to #2823 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (22 hours ago) [-]
One day we should meet.
User avatar #2794 to #2792 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (22 hours ago) [-]
bluhbluh
User avatar #2795 to #2794 - thechosentroll (22 hours ago) [-]
You a fish now?
User avatar #2796 to #2795 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (22 hours ago) [-]
Nop. How are you?
User avatar #2797 to #2796 - thechosentroll (22 hours ago) [-]
Mildly bored. Finally found an animu that interested me a bit and it turns out the damn thing only has a single episode out so far.
User avatar #2799 to #2797 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (22 hours ago) [-]
A-and if you're bored we could practice kissing
User avatar #2801 to #2799 - thechosentroll (22 hours ago) [-]
How do you manage to go from normal to raging homosexual in 20 seconds?
#2803 to #2801 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (22 hours ago) [-]
Thats my secret. I'm never normal.

Also you're going to suck this cock good. you're going to SUCK THIS COCK CLEAN

RIGHT NOW
User avatar #2806 to #2803 - thechosentroll (22 hours ago) [-]
1) Die in a fire.
2) Even if I were gay, we both know who'd be the bottom. Let's face it, you've got as much spine as a cuttlefish.
User avatar #2808 to #2806 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (22 hours ago) [-]
To represent spinelessness you chose the one cephalopod WITH ACTUAL BONES.
Homosexuality aside I think you would be fun to hang out with.
User avatar #2809 to #2808 - thechosentroll (22 hours ago) [-]
God damn it, I was wondering between that and a squid, but I decided against the squid, because it opens up to splatoon jokes and gay splatoon art.

And, normally I am, but I've been out of practice this last year. Kind of hoping to remedy it this year.
User avatar #2811 to #2809 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (22 hours ago) [-]
y-you should come visit me.
User avatar #2810 to #2809 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (22 hours ago) [-]
You could have compared me to a Nautilus cause I'm reclusive and rarely come out of my shell.
User avatar #2812 to #2810 - thechosentroll (22 hours ago) [-]
Yes, but I was going for an animal with no skeleton whatsoever, be it an endo- or exoskeleton.
User avatar #2813 to #2812 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (22 hours ago) [-]
Octopus are the squishiest.
Even squids have frilled spines.
User avatar #2816 to #2813 - thechosentroll (22 hours ago) [-]
Doesn't roll off the tongue as well.
User avatar #2817 to #2816 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (22 hours ago) [-]
I know something that can roll on your tongue.
User avatar #2819 to #2817 - thechosentroll (22 hours ago) [-]
I am honestly surprised you've never been stabbed.
#2820 to #2819 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (22 hours ago) [-]
That's because its awkward to have to bend down to stab someone.
User avatar #2814 to #2813 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (22 hours ago) [-]
And by spine I mean like spikes, not an actual backbone
User avatar #2815 to #2814 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (22 hours ago) [-]
Actually they do have a backbone. The more you know.
User avatar #2798 to #2797 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (22 hours ago) [-]
What anime?
User avatar #2800 to #2798 - thechosentroll (22 hours ago) [-]
You need to login to view this link This thing. Really long-ass name. Basically, imagine a distopian future, where SJWs conquer the world and there's a "terrorist" running around, throwing nudes at people.
User avatar #2802 to #2800 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (22 hours ago) [-]
what the ****
User avatar #2804 to #2802 - thechosentroll (22 hours ago) [-]
Yup, the female lead literally runs around in a bath rope, throws piles of nudes at people and threatens to flash police officers who go near her, since if they saw her anime tiddies, they'd go to prison. It's so stupid it's actually kind of clever.
User avatar #2805 to #2804 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (22 hours ago) [-]
That sounds like actually the most retarded anime premise I've ever heard. And I've heard of some weird **** .
User avatar #2807 to #2805 - thechosentroll (22 hours ago) [-]
I know. It's great.
User avatar #2793 to #2792 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (07/05/2015) [-]
:c
#2789 - doomeythekink ONLINE (07/05/2015) [-]
Follow your dreams you miserable 			*******		 faggot.
Follow your dreams you miserable ******* faggot.
User avatar #2790 to #2789 - thechosentroll (07/05/2015) [-]
I'm already doing it. Thanks for the motivation anyway, cunt.
#2771 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (07/04/2015) [-]
Robots are cute.
#2773 to #2772 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (07/04/2015) [-]
I never saw those movies.
I saw the matrix for the first time recently. It was **** .
Same with the first Jurassic park.

I think most classic movies like that are probably just nostalgia value garbage.

The Alien moves are still good though.

How are you?
User avatar #2775 to #2773 - thechosentroll (07/04/2015) [-]
Wait, my bad. I think it was Iraq. Come to think of it, it may be possible that I misclicked and nuked the wrong country.
#2774 to #2773 - thechosentroll (07/04/2015) [-]
You should probably watch Terminator 2. It's a good movie. The thing about old movies is that some of them have a lot of hype around them, so you go in, expecting a lot more than they have to offer. For example, if you listen to the internet too much, you'll be left with the impression that Monty Python is the ******* Holy Grail of comedy. In reality, it's good, but not THAT good.

And I'm the same as before. Tried a new game called Superpower 2. You pick a country in 2001 and try to lead it to world domination. Managed to fix my countrys' **** economy in less than a decade, banned islam in an attempt to remove kebab, which ironically pissed off Serbia, got nukes, which pissed off everyone on the planet, nuked Iran out of existence in self-defense, which made half the planet declare war on me, didn't get elected the next term and lost. Fun game. People in it are kind of sensitive, though. Fire one little nuke at Israel and suddenly you're a horrible person.
#2776 to #2774 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (07/04/2015) [-]
You attack isreal and everyone goes crazy? So what you're saying is the game is realistic.

I think I already told you about trying Dirty Bomb. Its free and a lot of fun.
I also got a game called Project Diva. A rhythm game that judges you so harshly it makes you want to kill yourself.

I also am still mooching off my moms insurance despite being 18. So I got a cavity filled. I have another 2 cavities that need filling, but thats for next week.
You think after a billion years of evolution we'd have something more efficient than protruding bone that has to be polished twice daily.
User avatar #2777 to #2776 - thechosentroll (07/04/2015) [-]
Evolution's random as **** . We don't gradually improve. We sort of just randomly change and the changes that don't outright kill you sometimes get passed on. And on the topic of harsh rhythm games, I present to you: Hell fizzd.itch.io/a-dance-of-fire-and-ice
#2778 to #2777 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (07/04/2015) [-]
Well my garage door just got stuck and I wasn't strong enough to close it. Good thing my grandma is an ex-bodybuilder.
Out of context I'd be kinda embarrassing to have a 73 year old woman stronger than you.
User avatar #2779 to #2778 - thechosentroll (07/04/2015) [-]
My great grandmother could beat most people I know at arm wrestling and she's turning 88 this year. Old people can be surprisingly tough, although I'm convinced that if she stopped moving or working for more than 8 hours she'd die.
User avatar #2780 to #2779 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (07/04/2015) [-]
I understand. My grandmas always on the run.
I'm at a personal dilemma. I don't like being weak but I also don't want to look strong or have like thick arms and stuff.
User avatar #2781 to #2780 - thechosentroll (07/04/2015) [-]
There's two types of exercise:
1) "GONNA GET SWOLE, BRAH!" exercise, which most people today prefer, because it makes your muscles look bigger. Large weights, small number of repetitions, avoid cardio like the plague and you'll look ripped.
2) Exercise that simulates manual labor. Small weight, lots of reps, lots of cardio, so you don't die. You don't look as ripped, but your muscles become stronger.

Alternatively, just go chop some wood or dig a hole or some **** . Physical labor is great exercise.
#2782 to #2781 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (07/04/2015) [-]
I used to do a lot of physical labor with my old job I had with my dad. Hard to say whether I looked better back then or not.
User avatar #2783 to #2782 - thechosentroll (07/04/2015) [-]
It's not about looks, it's about strength. Also, if you're looking for lower arm exercise, the game I liked is amazing. I've been playing it since I linked it and my forearm's already starting to hurt.
#2784 to #2783 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (07/04/2015) [-]
Have you played OSU?
Have you played OSU?
User avatar #2785 to #2784 - thechosentroll (07/04/2015) [-]
No, but I googled it and it looks weeb as **** .
#2786 to #2785 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (07/04/2015) [-]
You can get more than just weeb music on it. It's far less weeb than project diva which is exclusively vocaloid.
We should play osu together. Although my drawing tablet broke again so I'd have to use a mouse.
User avatar #2787 to #2786 - thechosentroll (07/04/2015) [-]
I'll pass. My standard for rhythm games is simple. I look up someone playing this song www.youtube.com/watch?v=15JCb6P60Vw in the game. If they don't look like they're about to have a seizure, then I'm not interested.
#2788 to #2787 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (07/04/2015) [-]
OSU is to rythm games as League is to Mobas.

It's the most popular so there's a lot more fan made content, and in the case of osu, fan made content means more songs.
It's really easy and smooth to get into compared to its counterparts but its skill ceiling is still retardedly high. You want a stroke, this game can give you one.
#2765 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (07/03/2015) [-]
How close is Bulgarian to Russian?

Also you came up in conversation with my mom and she wants to talk to you.
User avatar #2766 to #2765 - thechosentroll (07/03/2015) [-]
The two are fairly similar, since they have a common ancestor. However, bulgarian evolved a bit more with time. We dropped some of the unnecessary letters and grammar and simplified it a bit, so it isn't such a massive pain in the ass to learn. And even then it's still a thousand times harder than english. Bulgarians and russians can more or less understand eachother, since a lot of the words are similar, but can't really speak the other language, since the grammar's different. Generally, bulgarians have an easier time understanding russians than vice versa.

And why the hell would your mother want to talk to me?
User avatar #2767 to #2766 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (07/03/2015) [-]
She's interested by slavic things. and her interest was even more peaked with lots of russians in oregon.

Also you know I don't think I even know your name.
User avatar #2768 to #2767 - thechosentroll (07/03/2015) [-]
Yes, slavic culture truly is a fascinating thing. For starters, I'm not sure how the hell slavs have survived as long as they have, given how most of us are unfamiliar with concepts like "common sense", "self-preservation instincts" or "health and safety regulations".
User avatar #2770 to #2768 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (07/03/2015) [-]
Fireball - Episode 01 You should watch all of these.
User avatar #2769 to #2768 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (07/03/2015) [-]
I noticed this from the internet.
#2761 to #2760 - thechosentroll (07/03/2015) [-]
I take it you like my banner? It's an anti-stalker measure.
I take it you like my banner? It's an anti-stalker measure.
#2762 to #2761 - sniffythebird (07/03/2015) [-]
If I posted a flashing gif in any board like friendly or backroom I'd get instabanned for muh epilepsy triggers.

And yes. It's very good!
User avatar #2763 to #2762 - thechosentroll (07/03/2015) [-]
Coincidentally, I'm lifetime "I will personally make sure you never step here again" banned from Friendly.
#2764 to #2763 - sniffythebird (07/03/2015) [-]
These kids, man....
#2755 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (07/01/2015) [-]
Whats your favorite color.
User avatar #2757 to #2756 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (07/01/2015) [-]
neat.
User avatar #2758 to #2757 - thechosentroll (07/01/2015) [-]
Why do you ask?
User avatar #2759 to #2758 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (07/01/2015) [-]
I was just curious. You should get dirty bomb and play it with me.
#2727 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (06/23/2015) [-]
Have you ever played Alice Madness Returns?
User avatar #2748 to #2727 - thechosentroll (06/23/2015) [-]
I have Skype, I just don't want to talk to anyone. I've gotten yelled at so much the last couple of days that right now hearing human voices kind of pisses me off.
User avatar #2749 to #2748 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (06/23/2015) [-]
**venomousvalentine hugs**awh.. im sorry :c
User avatar #2750 to #2749 - thechosentroll (06/23/2015) [-]
I don't need hugs. I need to get my goddamn paperwork ready, so I can get the **** out of this corrupt ******** of a university and go to a non-corrupt ******** of a university.
User avatar #2751 to #2750 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (06/23/2015) [-]
good luck
User avatar #2752 to #2751 - thechosentroll (06/23/2015) [-]
For once, I'm actually going to need it.
User avatar #2728 to #2727 - thechosentroll (06/23/2015) [-]
Wasn't that a movie?
#2729 to #2728 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (06/23/2015) [-]
Game. It went on sale and I got it and its a lot of fun.
User avatar #2730 to #2729 - thechosentroll (06/23/2015) [-]
Yes, it does seem like your thing. Not really interested, though. Just started playing a new game called Rimworld. You ever played Prison Architect? It's like that, except you're building a base on an alien planet, where you crashed and trying to survive. I can kidnap peaceful civilians who come visit my base, harvest their less-vital organs and then sell them as slaves to pirates (and sell their organs) in order to make cash and buy food, medicine and weapons. Well, the slave thing sort of pisses off your colonists, but it's OK, since you can sort of customize them and make sure that every single person in your colony is a ******* psychopath, who gets off on that sort of thing.

Fun game.
#2731 to #2730 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (06/23/2015) [-]
That does sound cool. But I'm broke as dicks.

One of the things I like about Alice is, she's always ******* pissed.
Every single thing she says is some passive aggressive snarky remark.
The wonderland is just a hallucination. She got saved from drowning by some dock workers in the real world and she cussed them out for pulling her out of wonderland.
The combat is really fun. It's like dark souls but floatier. So far I have three weapons.
A knife, a toy horse that hits like a ******* truck, and a pepper grinder that shoots like a minigun. And when you dodgeroll you turn into a swarm of butterflies for a moment.
User avatar #2732 to #2731 - thechosentroll (06/23/2015) [-]
That seems gay and metal at the same time. Like those knives with the rainbow steel.
#2733 to #2732 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (06/23/2015) [-]
This game is metal as **** .
There was this old industrial ceramic slime monster I was fighting, I deflected its molten balls of steel with an umbrella, then beat the **** out of it with a toy horse, and when it died it exploded into teeth.

Teeth are currency and rose petals are health.

Oh also there was a cinematic for me to have this huge ******* boss fight with a giant industrial drill robot thing, piloted by the rabbit. It malfunctioned, ejected him, and then the mad hatter went to his dead body frantically talking about "w-we can still be friends. We can have another tea party just you wait..." then the robot fell ontop of them and crushed them to death.
#2735 to #2734 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (06/23/2015) [-]
So what are you up to?
User avatar #2736 to #2735 - thechosentroll (06/23/2015) [-]
Videogames, paperwork, trying not to strangle the people responsible for said paperwork. You?
#2737 to #2736 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (06/23/2015) [-]
Debating whether or not to play ranked. If I lose I get demoted to gold5.

Also the cheshire cat has the same voice actor as frampt from dark souls... I think...
User avatar #2738 to #2737 - thechosentroll (06/23/2015) [-]
Tough choice. Gold 5 is actually worse than Bronze 5 in terms of the teammates you'll get. Still, never playing ranked again seems like an odd solution. You could always switch to a different game in order to avoid it. Like SMITE. Because I kind of need to refer a bunch of people in order to get some cool skins.
#2739 to #2738 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (06/23/2015) [-]
If I played smite would you play it with me?
User avatar #2740 to #2739 - thechosentroll (06/23/2015) [-]
Not really. I'm sort of burned out on it. I rarely play and when I do it's at weird times. To be honest, I'm not sure why I even mentioned the referral stuff. I don't play any of the gods those skins are for.
#2741 to #2740 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (06/23/2015) [-]
What a shame.
I'm running out of alice pictures to shove in your face.

Gold 4 I've been getting some **** teammates too. Summers out here in the US so all the kiddies come out to play.

What rank were you?
User avatar #2742 to #2741 - thechosentroll (06/23/2015) [-]
In League? No ******* idea. I've had, like, 5 different accounts. I think I was silver something at some point.
User avatar #2743 to #2742 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (06/23/2015) [-]
why so many accounts?
User avatar #2744 to #2743 - thechosentroll (06/23/2015) [-]
Friends stop playing for one reason or another, I solo queue, I want to nuke Russia, I uninstall the game, I delete my account, my mental health recovers, friends pester me into playing with them again, I make a new account, they're all a bunch of platinums and diamonds, while I'm level 5, we get matched against really strong players, I can't have fun, because the whole match is nothing but me going "Don't **** up. Don't feed" ad infinitum in my head, I keep going because of my friends, they eventually stop playing for a while for some reason or another, lather, rinse, repeat.
#2745 to #2744 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (06/23/2015) [-]
Well that doesn't sound fun.
Make an NA account and play with me.
User avatar #2746 to #2745 - thechosentroll (06/23/2015) [-]
No. Never again. **** League. It was hard enough to get into in season 1. Now that there's 5 times more champs to learn, completely different items, everyone I knew has been reworked and it's full of 12-yearolds, because it's the CoD of free to play games, I'd rather to teabag a mouse trap than try to get into it again. I'll stick with SMITE, thank you very much. At least the gameplay in that game keeps the 12-yearolds away, since there's no "LOOK MOM! I pressed a button and killed 3 people" abilities.
#2747 to #2746 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (06/23/2015) [-]
Damn... We should play something together sometime.
Get skype. I wanna talk to you.
User avatar #2720 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (06/19/2015) [-]
Hihi
User avatar #2722 to #2721 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (06/20/2015) [-]
nothin. Did you know that I will never qualify for being able to donate sperm in the US because there's a height requirement?
User avatar #2723 to #2722 - thechosentroll (06/20/2015) [-]
That seems stupid as hell. Then again, I doubt they have a shortage of volunteers, so I guess they can turn some people down. Why height, though? Why not weight? Having a slow metabolism sucks ass, too.
User avatar #2724 to #2723 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (06/20/2015) [-]
I think there is a weight limit.

I'm too light to sell blood plasma, too short to sell sperm.
Now the only way for me to make money off of bodily fluids is either by selling my pee to drug dealers or getting to be famous boy band singer and selling jars of my sweat to teen girls.
User avatar #2725 to #2724 - thechosentroll (06/20/2015) [-]
I think the piss one is less disgusting.
User avatar #2726 to #2725 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (06/20/2015) [-]
Thats because it is.
User avatar #2713 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (06/16/2015) [-]
Hihi
User avatar #2715 to #2714 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (06/17/2015) [-]
nothin much. Just woke up. you?
User avatar #2716 to #2715 - thechosentroll (06/18/2015) [-]
Now I'm the one who just woke up.
User avatar #2717 to #2716 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (06/18/2015) [-]
Im about to sleep.
User avatar #2718 to #2717 - thechosentroll (06/18/2015) [-]
Well, this was a productive conversation. Bye.
User avatar #2719 to #2718 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (06/18/2015) [-]
hi
#2688 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (06/14/2015) [-]
**venomousvalentine sits in your lap.**
User avatar #2689 to #2688 - thechosentroll (06/15/2015) [-]
You a ******* cat now? Also, I don't RP. Das gay.
User avatar #2690 to #2689 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (06/15/2015) [-]
:c

How are you?
User avatar #2691 to #2690 - thechosentroll (06/15/2015) [-]
I have no ******* idea. Ask me again in a week when I'm capable of feeling emotions other than rage and frustration.
#2692 to #2691 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (06/15/2015) [-]
Awh...
do you need a hug?
#2693 to #2692 - thechosentroll (06/15/2015) [-]
No, I need to fill out some paperwork. I'm moving to a different university and I have to make sure I don't 			****		 it up, since I have to deliver all the documents in person, the two universities are a 2-hour drive apart and I'll have to go back and forth if I don't get everything right the first time. The whole higher education system in this damn country's made in such a way to make it nigh impossible to switch degrees once you've started one, but I will 			*******		 do it. They said I couldn't get into an engineering degree with my grades, but I did. They said I couldn't get high enough grades to move with 3 failed exams, but I did. They said I couldn't move. JUST TRY TO 			*******		 STOP ME!   
   
I am currently in the process of channeling all my anger and hatred into motivation. It's surprisingly effective. I get 			****		 done every time I do it. You should try it sometime, though I'm not sure if your body is even capable of producing that much rage.
No, I need to fill out some paperwork. I'm moving to a different university and I have to make sure I don't **** it up, since I have to deliver all the documents in person, the two universities are a 2-hour drive apart and I'll have to go back and forth if I don't get everything right the first time. The whole higher education system in this damn country's made in such a way to make it nigh impossible to switch degrees once you've started one, but I will ******* do it. They said I couldn't get into an engineering degree with my grades, but I did. They said I couldn't get high enough grades to move with 3 failed exams, but I did. They said I couldn't move. JUST TRY TO ******* STOP ME!

I am currently in the process of channeling all my anger and hatred into motivation. It's surprisingly effective. I get **** done every time I do it. You should try it sometime, though I'm not sure if your body is even capable of producing that much rage.
User avatar #2695 to #2693 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (06/15/2015) [-]
PS. I'm still gonna hug you.
#2694 to #2693 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (06/15/2015) [-]
Impressive. Hey at least its free there.
All your hopes and dreams would have crumbled ten times over here in the US.
Unless you were black.
User avatar #2696 to #2694 - thechosentroll (06/15/2015) [-]
I'm slavic. We're basically albino black people. Alas, not black enough. And it's not free. Just affordable. Unless I **** up the paperwork and lose my student rights, that is. Student rights are a thing that basically says "You get one attempt at a bachelors' degree and one attempt at a masters' degree at the governments' expense.". If you **** up and get kicked out or quit, you have to pay out the ass, since tuition fees become about 10 times higher. That's why it's important that I fill out the paperwork to say that I'm transferring and not that I'm quitting and signing up for a different university. It's a very thin line between the two, which costs you about 20 000 if you don't notice it.
User avatar #2697 to #2696 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (06/15/2015) [-]
I see. I hope everything goes well.

I don't know if I've told you this or not but I wanna hear your accent.
#2698 to #2697 - thechosentroll (06/15/2015) [-]
Think typical Vladimir-eese accent. The "You see, Ivan, if you hold peestol like this" stuff you hear all over the place. It's the reason I hate speaking english - I can notice my own accent and it sounds silly to me, but I can't help it. English is such a soft language, while my native one is pretty much exclusively hard sounds. English sounds to me like french sounds to english speakers. I can speak german without a noticeable accent, though. That's a hard enough language.
#2699 to #2698 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (06/15/2015) [-]
That sounds cute.
User avatar #2702 to #2699 - thechosentroll (06/15/2015) [-]
Oh, wait, apparently they do. Niedlich.
User avatar #2703 to #2702 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (06/15/2015) [-]
No u
User avatar #2706 to #2703 - thechosentroll (06/15/2015) [-]
Essen ein dick.
User avatar #2707 to #2706 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (06/15/2015) [-]
With pleasure~
User avatar #2708 to #2707 - thechosentroll (06/15/2015) [-]
Scheise. I walked right into that one, didn't I?
User avatar #2709 to #2708 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (06/15/2015) [-]
with our height difference I'd hardly have to bend down for that.
User avatar #2710 to #2709 - thechosentroll (06/15/2015) [-]
OK, I admit. That was a clever one.
User avatar #2712 to #2710 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (06/15/2015) [-]
If I hugged you I'd be like below your chest...
User avatar #2711 to #2710 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (06/15/2015) [-]
eheheh~
User avatar #2700 to #2699 - thechosentroll (06/15/2015) [-]
Everything sounds cute to you. You ever actually hear german? If you don't understand what they're saying, it sounds like a psychopath enthusiastically explaining to you exactly how they plan on skinning you alive, castrating you and forcing you to eat your own testicles, while your grandma watches. Its is not a cute language. I like the way it sounds, but it's definitely not cute. I'm not sure germans even have a word for "cute".
#2701 to #2700 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (06/15/2015) [-]
Nah its cute.
I wanna hear your accent. Cause it sounds like it'd be cute.
User avatar #2704 to #2701 - thechosentroll (06/15/2015) [-]
You are actively trying to make this gay, aren't you? I have been on the internet for years. /d/ couldn't make me less straight. I doubt you'll manage it.
User avatar #2705 to #2704 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (06/15/2015) [-]
:c
#2687 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (06/10/2015) [-]
I got to gold I got to gold I got to gold I got to gold   
   
hug me hug me hug me hug me
I got to gold I got to gold I got to gold I got to gold

hug me hug me hug me hug me
User avatar #2683 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (06/09/2015) [-]
hihi
User avatar #2685 to #2684 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (06/09/2015) [-]
League. you?
User avatar #2686 to #2685 - thechosentroll (06/09/2015) [-]
Dwarf Fortress and Mechwarrior. Finally unlocked the gun I wanted in Mechwarrior. I've gone from an average of 50 damage per game to about 250.
#2682 - sniffythebird (06/08/2015) [-]
You have been visited by Kylemonkey!
You have been visited by Kylemonkey!
#2671 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (06/06/2015) [-]
I just played a solid ******* of soraka in a row.

I won all the games but one.

I am almost gold.
#2672 to #2671 - thechosentroll (06/06/2015) [-]
Good for you. I played a bunch of Mechwarrior and I think I've finally found my true calling. Originally I was planning on getting the biggest robot possible, equipping it with enough guns to make even the US army think I'm compensating for something and gun everyone down. Turns out I'm 			****		 at that, because everyone focuses me and the moment the enemy team spots me, there's suddenly a massive hole in my mechs' chest, because I got hit by a gauss rifle, 3 cannons, 10 lasers, 12 bajillion missiles and a partridge in a pear tree.   
   
Turns out I'm the most productive when I'm in a light mech with 			****		 guns. I managed to destroy one of the biggest mechs in the game, which weighs 3 times more than I do, by running around it and going "WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP". Turns out that people are idiots and when they see a light mech, they'll fire everything they've got at it in order to get an easy kill. They tried to kill me, but I was going so fast that 90+% of the missiles and shots hit the guy I was running around and blew his ass up, because of friendly fire. I even managed to survive the whole thing. 			****		 was cash.
Good for you. I played a bunch of Mechwarrior and I think I've finally found my true calling. Originally I was planning on getting the biggest robot possible, equipping it with enough guns to make even the US army think I'm compensating for something and gun everyone down. Turns out I'm **** at that, because everyone focuses me and the moment the enemy team spots me, there's suddenly a massive hole in my mechs' chest, because I got hit by a gauss rifle, 3 cannons, 10 lasers, 12 bajillion missiles and a partridge in a pear tree.

Turns out I'm the most productive when I'm in a light mech with **** guns. I managed to destroy one of the biggest mechs in the game, which weighs 3 times more than I do, by running around it and going "WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP". Turns out that people are idiots and when they see a light mech, they'll fire everything they've got at it in order to get an easy kill. They tried to kill me, but I was going so fast that 90+% of the missiles and shots hit the guy I was running around and blew his ass up, because of friendly fire. I even managed to survive the whole thing. **** was cash.
#2673 to #2672 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (06/06/2015) [-]
This game sounds fun. Is it something we could play together?
User avatar #2674 to #2673 - thechosentroll (06/06/2015) [-]
It doesn't really have a small team feature. You either go as a group of 12 or solo. Also, I don't recommend it. It's pretty **** , but it's the kind of pretty **** that I like.
#2675 to #2674 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (06/06/2015) [-]
You should try robocraft. Or warframe. Or skullgirls. All these games we could play together.
User avatar #2676 to #2675 - thechosentroll (06/06/2015) [-]
I've tried those and they're not really my jam.
User avatar #2677 to #2676 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (06/06/2015) [-]
You've tried skullgirls?
Its 3 dollars right now btw
User avatar #2678 to #2677 - thechosentroll (06/06/2015) [-]
Pirated it to see what the hype is about, got bored, uninstalled it. I use piracy for free demos. Also, I'm not that big into fighting games. Way too much **** to remember.
User avatar #2679 to #2678 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (06/06/2015) [-]
Aw but fighting games are no fun alone.
I wish we could do something together...
I recently lost a really good friend...
User avatar #2680 to #2679 - thechosentroll (06/06/2015) [-]
That sucks, but I really don't want to. I sort of lost my desire to play games with other people a while ago.
#2681 to #2680 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (06/06/2015) [-]
Oh I see...
#2662 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (06/01/2015) [-]
hihi
User avatar #2664 to #2663 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (06/02/2015) [-]
Hows it going?
User avatar #2665 to #2664 - thechosentroll (06/02/2015) [-]
Pretty much the same as yesterday. I have an exam tomorrow. I haven't studied for it and I don't plan to. Oddly enough, I'm not stressed by this.
User avatar #2667 to #2666 - thechosentroll (06/02/2015) [-]
It could be because I woke up 15 minutes ago, but I can't understand what you just said. It sounds like puberty kicked you in the balls when you pressed the recording button.
User avatar #2668 to #2667 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (06/02/2015) [-]
"You'll be fine" in an irish accent
User avatar #2669 to #2668 - thechosentroll (06/02/2015) [-]
You plan on dressing as a leprechaun for Halloween and you're practicing or was that just a completely random recording?
User avatar #2670 to #2669 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (06/02/2015) [-]
Naaahh.
User avatar #2643 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (05/31/2015) [-]
Hihi
User avatar #2644 to #2643 - thechosentroll (05/31/2015) [-]
What the **** have you done to your avatar? Are you actively trying to seem like a massive weeb?
User avatar #2645 to #2644 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (05/31/2015) [-]
what
#2646 to #2645 - thechosentroll (05/31/2015) [-]
Your profile pic is weeb as **** .
User avatar #2647 to #2646 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (05/31/2015) [-]
Its fran. :c
User avatar #2648 to #2647 - thechosentroll (05/31/2015) [-]
Yes, but it's very "moshi moshi, kawaii neko desu hentai" looking. Seems uncharacteristic.
User avatar #2649 to #2648 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (05/31/2015) [-]
fug.

So how are you?
User avatar #2650 to #2649 - thechosentroll (05/31/2015) [-]
Fairly good except for the fact that my finals are here and I'm now physically incapable of feeling the emotions of joy or happiness. You?
User avatar #2651 to #2650 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (05/31/2015) [-]
awh im sorry :c
Would a hug help you feel better?
User avatar #2652 to #2651 - thechosentroll (05/31/2015) [-]
Maybe. If it's a really tight hug around my math professors' neck, it would improve my mood greatly. We did two small exams with her assistant, which were meant to exempt you from the main exam if you got above a C on both. I got As on both, but now she's suddenly going "Well, I don't really agree with the way my colleague graded your papers, so I've decided the grades don't count." and now we all have to take the exam anyway. It's ******* illegal to pull **** like that, but she's doing it anyway, because this faculty is corrupt as **** . The same corruption is the reason I have no chance in hell of passing my other two exams. You have to pay for every retake you go to and the professors get paid for every student who does a retake, so the cunts intentionally fail everyone a couple of times so they can get their cash. I can't wait to move to a different university.

Anyway, how've you been? I hope at least you've had a better week than I had.
User avatar #2653 to #2652 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (05/31/2015) [-]
I'm sorry :c
I almost got laid.
User avatar #2654 to #2653 - thechosentroll (05/31/2015) [-]
Now I'm sorry. What happened? Was it the funnyjunker, who I expected would try to steal your kidney?
User avatar #2655 to #2654 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (05/31/2015) [-]
yes.
I got a phonecall from my mom and she asked if I wanted pizza. Didnt get laid. got pizza.
User avatar #2656 to #2655 - thechosentroll (05/31/2015) [-]
Well, that doesn't seem so bad. I thought it was gonna be something like you fainting or her accidentally throwing up on your dick. Doesn't seem like there's any long-term damage. Maybe you'll get luckier next time.
User avatar #2657 to #2656 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (05/31/2015) [-]
I don't have condoms.
User avatar #2658 to #2657 - thechosentroll (05/31/2015) [-]
Then buy condoms.
User avatar #2659 to #2658 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (05/31/2015) [-]
so what are you up to?
User avatar #2660 to #2659 - thechosentroll (05/31/2015) [-]
Not much. Preparing for finals, preparing to move, just started playing Mechwarrior Online. Fun game. Large battles look like a laser show of death.
User avatar #2661 to #2660 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (05/31/2015) [-]
Sounds cool. You should play warframe.
#2636 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (05/23/2015) [-]
I saw howls moving castle and it was super cute.   
   
We should watch movies together sometime.
I saw howls moving castle and it was super cute.

We should watch movies together sometime.
User avatar #2638 to #2636 - thechosentroll (05/23/2015) [-]
The "watch together" part, not the castle part. That movie is awesome.
User avatar #2639 to #2638 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (05/23/2015) [-]
:c
User avatar #2637 to #2636 - thechosentroll (05/23/2015) [-]
Das gay.
User avatar #2640 to #2637 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (05/23/2015) [-]
so you wont watch things with me?
User avatar #2641 to #2640 - thechosentroll (05/23/2015) [-]
No. I don't like watching things with anyone.
User avatar #2642 to #2641 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (05/23/2015) [-]
:c
User avatar #2628 to #2627 - thechosentroll (05/23/2015) [-]
You do realize that my eyes get melted by my own banner every time I click on my profile, right? Pretty sure my eyesight has adapted to not be irritated by this sort of thing.
User avatar #2632 to #2631 - thechosentroll (05/23/2015) [-]
You didn't plan this far ahead, did you?
User avatar #2634 to #2633 - thechosentroll (05/23/2015) [-]
Thought so.
#2635 to #2634 - sniffythebird (05/23/2015) [-]
I was perfectly prepared all along
I was perfectly prepared all along
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