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User avatar #1929 - alexianary (08/19/2014) [-]
ay
User avatar #1928 - awesomerninjathing ONLINE (08/19/2014) [-]
Hi, let's talk about stuff
User avatar #1920 to #1919 - thechosentroll (08/18/2014) [-]
What is it?
#1921 to #1920 - alexianary (08/18/2014) [-]
am I not allowed to drop by and say hi like a good friend?
am I not allowed to drop by and say hi like a good friend?
User avatar #1922 to #1921 - thechosentroll (08/18/2014) [-]
If I say "no" will you go away?
#1923 to #1922 - alexianary (08/18/2014) [-]
ah, nope, sorry.

How are you chosen?
User avatar #1924 to #1923 - thechosentroll (08/18/2014) [-]
I feel like **** , my head hurts and I'm currently watching **** on youtube.
#1925 to #1924 - alexianary (08/18/2014) [-]
Are you sick or why?
Take some ibuprofen or something, maybe sleep more regularly.

oooh, watcha watching?<3
User avatar #1926 to #1925 - thechosentroll (08/18/2014) [-]
No, I just randomly have these days where I wake up feeling like **** and my head hurts for no reason. Also, I found a new channel I'd never seen before. It caters to my interest in pointy objects. www.youtube.com/channel/UCNKcMBYP_-18FLgk4BYGtfw
#1927 to #1926 - alexianary (08/18/2014) [-]
awww, poor chosen
maybe you should pay attention to your diet? Or pick up some hobbies that keep stress levels low

oooh I like pointy objects
thanks<3
#1909 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (08/16/2014) [-]
Hi.
#1911 to #1910 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (08/16/2014) [-]
Getting around to playing more Katawa shoujo.
And you?
User avatar #1912 to #1911 - thechosentroll (08/16/2014) [-]
Silently judging you for playing that game, while trying to muster the will do to anything. ******* heat wave. It's so hot I've lost the will to do anything that requires any type of motion, which apparently includes gaming and reading. I've been trying to work up the willpower to do anything for about 2 hours now. Still nothing.
User avatar #1913 to #1912 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (08/16/2014) [-]
I feel it.
Sometimes chairs and beds just end up having more gravity at the end of the day. What a strange phenomenon.

I enjoy it so far.
User avatar #1914 to #1913 - thechosentroll (08/16/2014) [-]
Nah, this feels different. It's not a " **** it, I'm too tired to move." lack of willpower. It's more of a "If I move, I'm going to start sweating again." type. I have the physical ability and energy to do **** , I just don't want to, since I can almost hear myself sweating if I do any form of physical exertion.
#1915 to #1914 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (08/16/2014) [-]
Activate... the laser air conditioner.
User avatar #1916 to #1915 - thechosentroll (08/16/2014) [-]
I don't have one. Usually don't need one, either. It's just this heat wave that's ******* everything up.
#1917 to #1916 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (08/16/2014) [-]
Activate the fans?
User avatar #1918 to #1917 - thechosentroll (08/16/2014) [-]
That actually generates even MORE heat, which means I'm going to ******* die if I turn it off, which I have to, since it's too loud to fall asleep while it's working.
User avatar #1905 - nomora ONLINE (08/13/2014) [-]
You might like Aphorism. Not as dark as Berserk but the execution was spot on.
User avatar #1906 to #1905 - thechosentroll (08/13/2014) [-]
Thanks. I'm getting kind of a Battle Royale vibe from the synopsis. Is it like that or more similar to the Another style of "you're all going to die for ******** reasons."
User avatar #1907 to #1906 - nomora ONLINE (08/13/2014) [-]
Nope, failure in the events equal death, instead of just dying by being near someone.
User avatar #1908 to #1907 - thechosentroll (08/13/2014) [-]
Oooooooooh, so basically an "F stands for " ******* DEAD!" situation? Neat. That should be interesting.
#1903 to #1902 - thechosentroll (07/31/2014) [-]
&gt;Cassiopea   
   
Ugh god, I always had my suspicions, but now it's been confirmed. You really ARE a fag.
>Cassiopea

Ugh god, I always had my suspicions, but now it's been confirmed. You really ARE a fag.
#1904 to #1903 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (07/31/2014) [-]
Let me shuffle off that mortal coil~

I like her even if she's not a very good champion.
#1895 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (07/26/2014) [-]
You should watch shiki. Seems right up your alley.
User avatar #1896 to #1895 - thechosentroll (07/26/2014) [-]
Eh, doesn't seem all that interesting to me.
#1897 to #1896 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (07/26/2014) [-]
It seems ******* perfect for you tho.
User avatar #1898 to #1897 - thechosentroll (07/26/2014) [-]
Eh, ****** up **** happens and there's a guy in a lab coat. That's normally my cup of tea, but in this case it's just not grabbing me. Maybe if I'm bored enough I'll watch it, but right now I have better stuff to do.
#1899 to #1898 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (07/26/2014) [-]
Bitch gets her head ran over. Vampire trickaroo.
User avatar #1900 to #1899 - thechosentroll (07/26/2014) [-]
I watched The Human Centipede while eating chocolate ice cream. ****** up **** does not impress me easily.
#1901 to #1900 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (07/26/2014) [-]
Not like its actual gore. But its a good anime.

#1888 - jettom (07/21/2014) [-]
hi weeb.   
How goes your trip into the anime wurld?
hi weeb.
How goes your trip into the anime wurld?
User avatar #1889 to #1888 - thechosentroll (07/21/2014) [-]
What trip? I haven't even looked for new anime in ages.
#1890 to #1889 - jettom (07/21/2014) [-]
Thought you'd start Hunter by now.    
I thought of a show I think you might like. It basically gives betas the middle finger from the first episode to the end.
Thought you'd start Hunter by now.
I thought of a show I think you might like. It basically gives betas the middle finger from the first episode to the end.
#1892 to #1891 - jettom (07/21/2014) [-]
Kaiji. It's about a NEET who'se forced to gamble for his 						*******					 life, but he's scammed by every 						*******					 human alive. It's a psychological show above whatever you'd expect, and one of a very little list of anime I'd brand as perfection.
Kaiji. It's about a NEET who'se forced to gamble for his ******* life, but he's scammed by every ******* human alive. It's a psychological show above whatever you'd expect, and one of a very little list of anime I'd brand as perfection.

Tonegawa's (De)Motivational Speech (from Kaiji)
User avatar #1893 to #1892 - thechosentroll (07/21/2014) [-]
Nice speech. I'll keep the show in mind.
#1894 to #1893 - jettom (07/21/2014) [-]
It's filled with 						****					 like that. It's just beautiful.
It's filled with **** like that. It's just beautiful.
User avatar #1885 - ied (07/19/2014) [-]
may i have your fj points?
User avatar #1886 to #1885 - thechosentroll (07/19/2014) [-]
You may go die in a fire.
User avatar #1887 to #1886 - ied (07/19/2014) [-]
ok, thanks for at least replying.
#1883 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (07/16/2014) [-]
I got it.   
   
You're basically house.
I got it.

You're basically house.
#1862 to #1861 - thechosentroll (07/12/2014) [-]
Strange, random and kind of gay. So, is this a selfie or something?
#1863 to #1862 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (07/12/2014) [-]
Well I am from the desert.
I would love a fluffly pink guile suit to strut around in for ***** and giggles.

Anyhow whats up.
User avatar #1864 to #1863 - thechosentroll (07/12/2014) [-]
Not much. Still waiting for those university results. Just three more days until I find out if it's time to celebrate or punch a hole through a wall.
User avatar #1865 to #1864 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (07/12/2014) [-]
Oh man. Well heres to crossing fingers. I hope you get in.

My friend is making me play cripple girl simulator 2012
User avatar #1866 to #1865 - thechosentroll (07/12/2014) [-]
Katawa Shoujo? Ugh god, I hope you're not a fan of reading, because if you've seen proper writing, that thing is going to seem horrible. So slooooooooooooooow. Also, avoid the asshole brigade - Pinkie McDrillhair and Specs the amazing bitch.
#1867 to #1866 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (07/12/2014) [-]
I'm barely into it. The analogies are good but hisao is a goddamn retard it seems.

Eh. I'll probably go for rin.

How do I avoid being pushed of the roof?
User avatar #1868 to #1867 - thechosentroll (07/12/2014) [-]
By not being a dumbass, mostly. Just don't hurt anyones' feelings and you'll be good. On my first try I intentionally pissed everyone off just to see what happens. Kenji happened. If you're going for a specific route, just look up a flowchart or something. It just turns it from a game into a visual novel.
User avatar #1869 to #1868 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (07/12/2014) [-]
Is it.. not a visual novel?..
Got it.

Why do I have to play as this asshole?
User avatar #1870 to #1869 - thechosentroll (07/12/2014) [-]
Ah, **** . Almost forgot to reply. Saw something shiny and got distracted. Anyway, there is a simply explanation as to why Hisao has the mental capacity of a lobotomized chimpanzee - the game is made by /a/. See, /a/ is the chamber of the great council of otakus , which slightly overlaps with the great council of neckbeards, , which means that, despite this being a western production, they have to make it as cliche and anime-y as possible. That means they have to include as many stereotypes as possible. You've got:
The sexually and all-round oblivious MC in the form of Hisao, just like every MC in a romance anime ever.
The shy, quiet one, which all the fans like, in the form of Hanako, just like characters like Hinata
The overly nice and motherly one, who's actually got a heavy burden - Lilly, just like a ******* of characters whos' names I can't remember. Like that captain from Bleach. The one with the braid.
Overly sporty one - Emi
The hidden genius that looks like they're high 25/7 and none of what they say makes sense unless you can think in 5 dimensions - Rin
Bossy bitch with glasses (they even made her to the "adjust glasses and they shine like ******* 200 000 watt fog lights" thing) - Shizune
The hyperactive one (bonus points for the stereotypical pink hair) - Misha
The paranoid comic relief, who does crazy and random **** - Kenji.

It could have had a proper story and characters, but alas, they decided to make it a waifu simulator rather than a proper ******* novel.
#1871 to #1870 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (07/12/2014) [-]
I feel like I'd be able to connect most with rin.

I don't know, something about a lax attitude, not necessarily shy, just someone who only talks when they feel they need to, and has something to say when they do.
A quiet observer kind of attitude.

Someone you could legit just lay back in the same room as silently and they'd still count it as quality time.
User avatar #1872 to #1871 - thechosentroll (07/12/2014) [-]
Yeah, that's more or less Rin. She's one of the better-written routes, so you'll probably like it if you can get past the mind-numbingly slow pace. God, I still don't get why they spend a solid 20% of time describing everything. It's a ******* visual novel. We can SEE what's happening. If they'd just dropped that, it might have been an actual good read.
User avatar #1873 to #1872 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (07/12/2014) [-]
Meh, it seems alright so far. Nothing spectacular or underwhelming either.
User avatar #1874 to #1873 - thechosentroll (07/12/2014) [-]
Yeah, that's the thing that made it suck for me. You're just "OK, this is pretty unremarkable, but something cool should happen soon. *two hours later* aaaaaaaaaaaany minute now *5 hours later* aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaany mi- oh, it's over.". I dunno, maybe it's because I got Hanako.
#1875 to #1874 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (07/12/2014) [-]
I used to read so much in the desert, but I sold my books to afford the move.

Maybe I should go to a book store.
User avatar #1876 to #1875 - thechosentroll (07/12/2014) [-]
Or you could just look up books online.
#1877 to #1876 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (07/12/2014) [-]
Thats not quite the same for me man.

Although the frustration of constantly fiddling with the fickle pages of a book is a little inconvenient.

Maybe its because I never had a bookmark.
User avatar #1878 to #1877 - thechosentroll (07/12/2014) [-]
I'm not even sure what a bookmark is.
User avatar #1879 to #1878 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (07/12/2014) [-]
Usually a very small rope or a long thin laminated card like a stretched out debit card that goes between the pages.
User avatar #1880 to #1879 - thechosentroll (07/12/2014) [-]
Oh. Why not just use a regular piece of paper?
#1882 to #1880 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (07/12/2014) [-]
Im leaving my house for the first time in months today. Even if it is to just go to the book store.
User avatar #1881 to #1880 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (07/12/2014) [-]
I could, I just always forgot or was too lazy so I never bothered. I just dogeared the page.
User avatar #1857 - Riukanojutsu (07/09/2014) [-]
Since you like Dorf, imma just drop this **** here pastebin.com/VNcX2Quc
User avatar #1858 to #1857 - thechosentroll (07/09/2014) [-]
Yes, I've known about that for ages. Doesn't interest me much, though. I prefer medieval fantasy over futuristic stuff. Still, I may look into it, seeing as how it'll be a month until they fix the new DF patch. Later, though. I still have other **** to play.
#1851 - kinginthenorth (07/08/2014) [-]
New DF update
Is your anus prepared?
#1852 to #1851 - thechosentroll (07/08/2014) [-]
It's been prepared for a month now, ever since I heard about the upcoming update. I can not ******* wait. It's gonna have so much cool **** in both adventure mode and fortress mode. The things I'm most excited about are the new system that draws siege units from the civilization pool, meaning actual goblin citizens attack me instead of some randomly generated crap, meaning I can cripple their civilizations by simply existing and anihilating their armies. The other main thing is the fact that world generation will continue in fortress mode, meaning those crippled civilizations will really be wiped out thanks to me.

God, I know this is going to be a buggy, unplayable piece of **** for a month, but I don't care. This is going to be AWESOME!
#1853 to #1852 - kinginthenorth (07/09/2014) [-]
I'm loving it so far.
Been doing Adventure mode

Had to say goodbye to my previous fortress because of a tantrum spiral
But i learned one thing from that fortress, the easy way to get to a legendary military
>Make room with 1 upright spears (Only training spears), 1 Armor stand and 1 locked door
>Assign military to armor stand (Put them in decent armor first, or give them a cloak. If you've got neither, good training for your medical team)
>Put lever on repeat
>Profit

Axelords, Hammerlords, Swordmasters and Spearmasters in about 2-5 minutes. And they're all legendary Fighters, Dodgers, etc.
#1854 to #1853 - thechosentroll (07/09/2014) [-]
Yes, that's called a danger room. Popular training method. My usual approach is:
1. Give dorfs armor. No weapon or shield.
2. Send them into the danger room, where they become legendary armor users and pretty good at dodging.
3. Give shield.
4. Send into danger room, until they become legendary blockers and great at dodging.
5. Give weapon.
6. Don't let them leave the room until they become legendary at the weapon and legendary dodgers. It takes a while, due to how good they are at blocking and dodging.

That's why my army usually consists of a tag team of two dwarves. I prefer quality over quantity when it comes to melee dorfs, so I pick two dwarves that are naturally physically fit it's important, because physical attributes can only become double their original value, meaning you can't make a weakass dwarf look like Conan the Dwarfbarian , give them dwarves full masterwork steel armor, train them to superhuman levels and watch as they slaughter everything in their path.

One of these days I'm going to perfect my super-soldier training program by adding genetics to it, selectively breeding the dorfiest of dorfs in order to get the perfect engines of destruction. It'll have to wait, though. I've decided to put off playing it for a bit and wait until the worst fortress mode bugs get fixed. Also, there's a lot of mini-updates coming, which include some stuff Toady couldn't get running for the full update.
#1855 to #1854 - kinginthenorth (07/09/2014) [-]
Yeah, i figured that my dwarves didn't bother to dodge anymore because they just used their weapon to block
My military basically started out as full wrestlers (Reading reports on killing Elven Caravans has never been more fun), since i didn't forge weapons from the start (They quickly armed themselves with goblin weapons tho)

I don't often look at the description, more at their job and how replaceable they are. ie Cheese makers and Spinners are excellent military material to me. The ones that did survive everything are rewarded with my finest armors. The others just serve to tire the other creatures and/or lure enemies into cage traps.

My ultimate achievement will be when i manage to capture a dragon. Cave dragon or actual Dragon matters not. But i MUST and SHALL have a goddamn War Dragon.
User avatar #1856 to #1855 - thechosentroll (07/09/2014) [-]
Oh, yeah. That's awesome. I've had those. Instant goblin remover, as long as you keep it safe from archers. Dragons are absurdly fragile. They're glass cannons, basically. My ambition is to catch two rocs. They're the only megabeasts that can breed. They can be bred. I can have an army of ******* rocs.
User avatar #1859 to #1856 - kinginthenorth (07/09/2014) [-]
I've thought of catching Rocs, but i figured i'd just keep it at a dragon for the moment. Imagine an entire fort just filled with ******* Rocs

I'll just restrain the dragon to a safe place and then watch it burn everything.
#1837 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
Hi.
Hi.
User avatar #1839 to #1837 - thechosentroll (07/02/2014) [-]
The **** is it this time?
#1841 to #1839 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
Am I not allowed to try and have a conversation?

How are you?
#1846 to #1841 - thechosentroll (07/02/2014) [-]
No, there's no problem and I'm a bit............................ irritable. Yes, let's say &quot;irritable&quot;, because I'm trying to get my paperwork done while I wait for the universities I applied in to announce my results. I'm really on 						*******					 edge, because despite my great grades and the fact that I'm competing with 						********					, I am the unluckiest 						************					 I know. Both universities I applied to had a special new offer, where you can pay to get in early for 50% of the places in specialty. Both universities only tested it on a single specialty - THE ONE I WANT TO 						*******					 GET INTO! So now I'm competing for half the number of spots, because some jackasses with Ds paid to get in first. And this 						****					 wasn't even official. Unless you literally knew someone who worked at the university, you had no 						*******					 idea it was a thing. So now I'm just sitting here, marinating in my own stress and seething, burning, mind-numbingly intense hatred for the world, while I wait for the results.   
   
Other than that, everything's fine. Had some ice cream earlier today and Dwarf Fortress is getting an update soon, which everyone's been waiting for for two years. So, all in all, if I manage not to think about the university thing for 5 seconds, I'll be as happy as can physically be.
No, there's no problem and I'm a bit............................ irritable. Yes, let's say "irritable", because I'm trying to get my paperwork done while I wait for the universities I applied in to announce my results. I'm really on ******* edge, because despite my great grades and the fact that I'm competing with ******** , I am the unluckiest ************ I know. Both universities I applied to had a special new offer, where you can pay to get in early for 50% of the places in specialty. Both universities only tested it on a single specialty - THE ONE I WANT TO ******* GET INTO! So now I'm competing for half the number of spots, because some jackasses with Ds paid to get in first. And this **** wasn't even official. Unless you literally knew someone who worked at the university, you had no ******* idea it was a thing. So now I'm just sitting here, marinating in my own stress and seething, burning, mind-numbingly intense hatred for the world, while I wait for the results.

Other than that, everything's fine. Had some ice cream earlier today and Dwarf Fortress is getting an update soon, which everyone's been waiting for for two years. So, all in all, if I manage not to think about the university thing for 5 seconds, I'll be as happy as can physically be.
User avatar #1847 to #1846 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
Im sorry..
#1848 to #1847 - thechosentroll (07/02/2014) [-]
For what? I'll get into the specialty I want. I worked my ass off for this, my grades are more than high enough, my paperwork is flawless and there's not all that many people competing. I will murder some of the people that got better scores than me just to vacate a spot for myself. I. WILL. GET. IN. Nothing short of a meteor destroying the university is going to stop me.
#1849 to #1848 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
Dedication like that is kinda attractive.
#1850 to #1849 - thechosentroll (07/02/2014) [-]
I'm not dedicated. I'm stubborn. It's a pretty major personality flaw - I'm incapable of admitting defeat or giving up. When a sensible person encounters and obstacle, they walk around it. When I encounter an obstacle, I bash my head against it until one or the other breaks. It is by no means attractive.
I'm not dedicated. I'm stubborn. It's a pretty major personality flaw - I'm incapable of admitting defeat or giving up. When a sensible person encounters and obstacle, they walk around it. When I encounter an obstacle, I bash my head against it until one or the other breaks. It is by no means attractive.
#1834 - joshlol (07/01/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #1835 to #1834 - thechosentroll (07/01/2014) [-]
Considering the **** on my profile, this is an improvement.
User avatar #1836 to #1835 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
As 50% of the **** on your profile, I'm offended.
User avatar #1838 to #1836 - thechosentroll (07/02/2014) [-]
You have no idea how much willpower it's currently taking for me to not start insulting you.
#1840 to #1838 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
I was kidding man.

Want me to talk to you less?
User avatar #1842 to #1840 - thechosentroll (07/02/2014) [-]
I generally dislike human interaction, so yes. It would be nice. I thought you had a ******* of other people to talk to.
User avatar #1843 to #1842 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
There are a lot of people to talk to, but a lot less I LIKE to talk to.
User avatar #1844 to #1843 - thechosentroll (07/02/2014) [-]
Great, I'm the worlds' most anti-social conversationalist.
#1822 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (06/29/2014) [-]
I got a game called Gnomoria in the sale, things said it was like Dwarf Fortress lite.
It's still incredibly complex, and with no tutorial.
I found a guide to teach me beginner stuff though.
A guide that is half a ******* novels worth of **** .
User avatar #1823 to #1822 - thechosentroll (06/29/2014) [-]
Yes, that sounds like Dwarf Fortress lite. Then again, you could write two novels on just the ways you could dick around in Dwarf Fortress. They'll soon be even more. There should be an update in a week or two. Give or take two years.
User avatar #1824 to #1823 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (06/29/2014) [-]
I'm not even sure I can dick around on the same level of Dwarf Fortress.
Maybe? Maybe not.
User avatar #1825 to #1824 - thechosentroll (06/29/2014) [-]
Well, depends on how creative you are. For example, what would you do if you started a fortress around a volcano? What would you use the infinity supply of lava for?
User avatar #1826 to #1825 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (06/29/2014) [-]
Praise a lava god. Protect lava god temple to the death, in the face of defeat, make final stand and crack open lava vault thing, if we die, our enemies will burn in holy fire with us.
#1827 to #1826 - thechosentroll (06/29/2014) [-]
Not bad, not bad. That's actually the standard approach to lava in this game. However, there are more interesting things you can do with it. I asked you this, because my last fort was on a volcano. Can you guess what I made right above my entrance? A gigantic golden dick, with balls full of pressurized lava, which it could spew at invaders at the pull of a lever. That is the type of ******* around one is capable of AND MORE! You should read some of the Dwarf Fortress stories. Basically, it's a type of challenge where different people pass eachother a save file and play for a year each and documenting everything in text form. Since you have different people doing different **** , it's complete chaos. The most famous of these stories is Boatmurdered, which ended in the fiery death you just described. Want a link?
User avatar #1828 to #1827 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (06/29/2014) [-]
Yes I do.
I neglected to mention the faint Rammstein playing when everyone burns to death.
I'm sure I can get more creative if I wanted to.
User avatar #1829 to #1828 - thechosentroll (06/29/2014) [-]
lparchive.org/Dwarf-Fortress-Boatmurdered/

Here, even if you don't understand what's going on in the pics, the story should be pretty easy to make out.
User avatar #1830 to #1829 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (06/29/2014) [-]
Jesus I thought you meant "year" as in "real actual ******* year"
User avatar #1831 to #1830 - thechosentroll (06/29/2014) [-]
No, no, no, no. Ingame year. Jesus, most players can't even survive that long. The most I've been able to do is two real life months. That was my oldest fort - destroyed 27 years after its' founding by me getting bored of it, since it was going too well.
User avatar #1832 to #1831 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (06/29/2014) [-]
Well.
ADD ME ON STEAM FOR CONVENIENCE
steamcommunity.com/id/Eddynigma
#1833 to #1832 - thechosentroll (06/29/2014) [-]
BEHOLD! The wonders of dwarven medicine.
#1814 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (06/26/2014) [-]
Play league with me and madzombiie.
User avatar #1816 to #1814 - thechosentroll (06/26/2014) [-]
**** off. I quit League. If I wanted pain and frustration, I'd try bondage.
#1817 to #1816 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (06/26/2014) [-]
Oh I can help with that baby.
#1819 to #1818 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (06/26/2014) [-]
Let me just find the fuzzy handcuffs <3
User avatar #1820 to #1819 - thechosentroll (06/26/2014) [-]
Please die in a fire and what the hell is that thing you keep posting?
#1821 to #1820 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (06/26/2014) [-]
Seccom Masada sensei.

In yume nikki if you solve a couple puzzles you end up on his space ship, where he will always play piano. If you get him to look at you, you can see his eyes are crooked.
User avatar #1815 to #1814 - madzombiie ONLINE (06/26/2014) [-]
hi
#1811 - breadposter (06/25/2014) [-]
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User avatar #1812 to #1811 - thechosentroll (06/25/2014) [-]
I thumbed down that post, you ************* retard.
#1810 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (06/10/2014) [-]
We should play games together sometime.
We should play games together sometime.
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