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#5981326 - It'd be hypocritical if I were a hypocrite who hates hypocrite…  [+] (6 new replies) 09/01/2013 on sfw random board +1
User avatar #5981333 - phanact (09/01/2013) [-]
Refer to tehbests link
User avatar #5981382 - thechosentroll (09/01/2013) [-]
I'll rephrase. "Slight hypocrisy is ok. Drastic hypocrisy is not."
User avatar #5981383 - phanact (09/01/2013) [-]
Uh huh
User avatar #5981402 - thechosentroll (09/01/2013) [-]
You're right. Everyone is a hypocrite, but there is a certain level of hypocrisy that's considered normal and acceptable. Anything below that level is slight hypocrisy and is ok. Anything above it is drastic hypocrisy that sticks out like a pair of scissors lodged in your ribcage and is not ok.
User avatar #5981406 - phanact (09/01/2013) [-]
Refer to einstiens theory of relativity
User avatar #5981414 - thechosentroll (09/01/2013) [-]
I'm relatively certain that I don't care enough about the subject to do that. That's hypocritical of me, but within the acceptable bounds. If I were to hate you for the same things I do on a daily basis, then I'd be a radical hypocrite and it'd be unacceptable.
#5981294 - I dunno. I just dislike them.  [+] (8 new replies) 09/01/2013 on sfw random board +1
User avatar #5981306 - phanact (09/01/2013) [-]
Hmm, that in and of itself is hypocritical
User avatar #5981326 - thechosentroll (09/01/2013) [-]
It'd be hypocritical if I were a hypocrite who hates hypocrites. I void being a hypocrite, so therefore it's not.
User avatar #5981333 - phanact (09/01/2013) [-]
Refer to tehbests link
User avatar #5981382 - thechosentroll (09/01/2013) [-]
I'll rephrase. "Slight hypocrisy is ok. Drastic hypocrisy is not."
User avatar #5981383 - phanact (09/01/2013) [-]
Uh huh
User avatar #5981402 - thechosentroll (09/01/2013) [-]
You're right. Everyone is a hypocrite, but there is a certain level of hypocrisy that's considered normal and acceptable. Anything below that level is slight hypocrisy and is ok. Anything above it is drastic hypocrisy that sticks out like a pair of scissors lodged in your ribcage and is not ok.
User avatar #5981406 - phanact (09/01/2013) [-]
Refer to einstiens theory of relativity
User avatar #5981414 - thechosentroll (09/01/2013) [-]
I'm relatively certain that I don't care enough about the subject to do that. That's hypocritical of me, but within the acceptable bounds. If I were to hate you for the same things I do on a daily basis, then I'd be a radical hypocrite and it'd be unacceptable.
#5981280 - Actually, you're an opportunistic twat who's as likable as an …  [+] (15 new replies) 09/01/2013 on sfw random board +1
User avatar #5981290 - thesovereigngrave (09/01/2013) [-]
Hey, SS uniforms are awesome.
User avatar #5981318 - phanact (09/01/2013) [-]
I know
#5981289 - phanact (09/01/2013) [-]
What the fuck is wrong with being a hypocrite
#5981294 - thechosentroll (09/01/2013) [-]
I dunno. I just dislike them.
User avatar #5981306 - phanact (09/01/2013) [-]
Hmm, that in and of itself is hypocritical
User avatar #5981326 - thechosentroll (09/01/2013) [-]
It'd be hypocritical if I were a hypocrite who hates hypocrites. I void being a hypocrite, so therefore it's not.
User avatar #5981333 - phanact (09/01/2013) [-]
Refer to tehbests link
User avatar #5981382 - thechosentroll (09/01/2013) [-]
I'll rephrase. "Slight hypocrisy is ok. Drastic hypocrisy is not."
User avatar #5981383 - phanact (09/01/2013) [-]
Uh huh
User avatar #5981402 - thechosentroll (09/01/2013) [-]
You're right. Everyone is a hypocrite, but there is a certain level of hypocrisy that's considered normal and acceptable. Anything below that level is slight hypocrisy and is ok. Anything above it is drastic hypocrisy that sticks out like a pair of scissors lodged in your ribcage and is not ok.
User avatar #5981406 - phanact (09/01/2013) [-]
Refer to einstiens theory of relativity
User avatar #5981414 - thechosentroll (09/01/2013) [-]
I'm relatively certain that I don't care enough about the subject to do that. That's hypocritical of me, but within the acceptable bounds. If I were to hate you for the same things I do on a daily basis, then I'd be a radical hypocrite and it'd be unacceptable.
User avatar #5981299 - phanact (09/01/2013) [-]
"We all are. Its part of human nature to get into the moment, and forget your own morals and backings. That kind of thing happens. "
User avatar #5981304 - tehbestever (09/01/2013) [-]
the information deemed false
#5981263 - Well, **** . I just realised that when the thread'…  [+] (20 new replies) 09/01/2013 on sfw random board +2
#5981295 - trevorsta (09/01/2013) [-]
**trevorsta rolled a random image posted in comment #5754718 at Admin's personal trolling board. ** nobody likes phanny
#5981275 - thesovereigngrave (09/01/2013) [-]
I just got back from looking at content.
User avatar #5981272 - vincento (09/01/2013) [-]
outside
User avatar #5981267 - phanact (09/01/2013) [-]
Don't worry. I know you love me.
#5981280 - thechosentroll (09/01/2013) [-]
Actually, you're an opportunistic twat who's as likable as an angler fish in an SS uniform and is as funny as crocodile dung, buuuuuuuuut I'm more or less the same as you, so I can't really hate you for it. Trust me, I WANT to hate you, but I can't do it without being a hypocrite.
User avatar #5981290 - thesovereigngrave (09/01/2013) [-]
Hey, SS uniforms are awesome.
User avatar #5981318 - phanact (09/01/2013) [-]
I know
#5981289 - phanact (09/01/2013) [-]
What the fuck is wrong with being a hypocrite
#5981294 - thechosentroll (09/01/2013) [-]
I dunno. I just dislike them.
User avatar #5981306 - phanact (09/01/2013) [-]
Hmm, that in and of itself is hypocritical
User avatar #5981326 - thechosentroll (09/01/2013) [-]
It'd be hypocritical if I were a hypocrite who hates hypocrites. I void being a hypocrite, so therefore it's not.
User avatar #5981333 - phanact (09/01/2013) [-]
Refer to tehbests link
User avatar #5981382 - thechosentroll (09/01/2013) [-]
I'll rephrase. "Slight hypocrisy is ok. Drastic hypocrisy is not."
User avatar #5981383 - phanact (09/01/2013) [-]
Uh huh
User avatar #5981402 - thechosentroll (09/01/2013) [-]
You're right. Everyone is a hypocrite, but there is a certain level of hypocrisy that's considered normal and acceptable. Anything below that level is slight hypocrisy and is ok. Anything above it is drastic hypocrisy that sticks out like a pair of scissors lodged in your ribcage and is not ok.
User avatar #5981406 - phanact (09/01/2013) [-]
Refer to einstiens theory of relativity
User avatar #5981414 - thechosentroll (09/01/2013) [-]
I'm relatively certain that I don't care enough about the subject to do that. That's hypocritical of me, but within the acceptable bounds. If I were to hate you for the same things I do on a daily basis, then I'd be a radical hypocrite and it'd be unacceptable.
User avatar #5981299 - phanact (09/01/2013) [-]
"We all are. Its part of human nature to get into the moment, and forget your own morals and backings. That kind of thing happens. "
User avatar #5981304 - tehbestever (09/01/2013) [-]
the information deemed false
#5981260 - In other news: Water is wet. More on this at 11. 09/01/2013 on sfw random board +4
#5981248 - I present to you: Exhibit A. Thanks for the demonstra… 09/01/2013 on sfw random board +1
#5981239 - She's a cunt. Most people are cunts. 2+2=fish.  [+] (4 new replies) 09/01/2013 on sfw random board +1
#5981245 - simonjiha (09/01/2013) [-]
#5981243 - phanact (09/01/2013) [-]
User avatar #5981252 - mranldestroyer (09/01/2013) [-]
everyone on mlp is a dumb cunt
User avatar #5981248 - thechosentroll (09/01/2013) [-]
I present to you: Exhibit A.

Thanks for the demonstration, Phаnact.
#4 - It's called a mascot. Yes, it's a character you like and peop…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/01/2013 on Grinds my gears +4
#5 - rhion (09/01/2013) [-]
This is the first time I've heard the term "mascot" being used. And as far as the whole "people use it because they look like that character", i would say that is pretty far fetched.
But yes everyone can post what they want. I never said I wanted it stopped. Just said it's annoying.
#20 - trollmobile (09/02/2013) [-]
he didn't say they look like the character, the character simply has the same look/shows the emotions that the person wants to show.

i use kenpachi, i've used him for 2 years, i have nearly 800 different pictures/gifs of him that i use to express myself with.
#2 - It's called a mascot, I use them when I want to post a pic, bu…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/01/2013 on Grinds my gears +3
#6 - brobathehutt (09/01/2013) [-]
Speaking of which, what manga is THAT from? It looks slightly relevant to my interests.
#7 - thechosentroll (09/01/2013) [-]
Why, only the single greatest piece of literature to ever grace my eyeballs with its' awesomeness. It's called Franken Fran and if you like, gore, dark humor, surgical jokes, oddities, babies exploding into wasps, super AIDS, whale rape, crime-fighting cockroaches, blood, tits, police officers that'll need at least 4000 years of intensive therapy and booze to recover after what Fran did to them, cute girls and mental scars, then this is the manga for you.

Also, it has the most glorious, detailed, anatomically correct gore I've ever seen. Makes sense, considering it revolves around surgeries.

Here, have a link. Enjoy your mental scars and comedy.
User avatar #3 - thewaronbeingcool (09/01/2013) [-]
Some jappy ching chong drawings, whatever.
#5981200 - RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU… 09/01/2013 on sfw random board +1
#5981197 - Name one waring country where the US didn't shove their huge, … 09/01/2013 on sfw random board +1
#12 - Yeah, he seems like he'd be interesting. The characters who sa… 09/01/2013 on hajime isayama +2
#10 - Eh, I only watched, like, 2 episodes, so I don't know all thei…  [+] (13 new replies) 09/01/2013 on hajime isayama +2
#21 - drjake (09/01/2013) [-]
How can you judge a series if you've only watched 2 episodes?
User avatar #22 - thechosentroll (09/01/2013) [-]
Like this. Attack on titan has a fairly generic plot, a main character as likable as Shinji, decent action, meh writing and extremely contrived deaths. It's objectively good, but not really my cup of tea. See? It's easy.
User avatar #47 - killerliquid (09/02/2013) [-]
I'm fairly sure that the plot is extremely complex and pretty big. Reason being? the build-up toward what the fuck is going on and the answer that lies in the Jaeger's family basement and what comes next.

SnK going to be 200+ chapters, you can quote me on that.
User avatar #59 - thechosentroll (09/02/2013) [-]
5$ says his father was a mad scientist
User avatar #24 - drjake (09/01/2013) [-]
I see. I love Aot because it sets an impossible bar for regular people like you and me to fight gigantic monsters the world over couldn't defeat on their own. Bleach is one of my favorite animes, but it keeps setting higher and higher bars for only a few people.
User avatar #25 - thechosentroll (09/01/2013) [-]
Fairly certain regular people like us could take down an overgrown retard. All you need is an anti-tank rifle.
#26 - drjake (09/01/2013) [-]
This is why you need to watch more.
#27 - thechosentroll (09/01/2013) [-]
I've seen enough of something else to know that anti-tank rifles are the solution to most of lifes' problems. Seriously, name a problem than an anti-tank rifle can't fix.
#29 - drjake (09/01/2013) [-]
Anti-Tank round proof tanks.
#30 - thechosentroll (09/01/2013) [-]
You get a bigger anti-tank rifle.
User avatar #23 - yusay (09/01/2013) [-]
But Shinji's likeable. Eren isn't even a main character, despite being called that. In the previous manga arc I can't remember a single time he was on the page.
User avatar #11 - whycanticaps (09/01/2013) [-]
facial expression doesn't change, except in the lastest episode it did a little haha
User avatar #12 - thechosentroll (09/01/2013) [-]
Yeah, he seems like he'd be interesting. The characters who say and show the least always have the coolest backstory.
#8 - Yeah, some of the secondary characters are pretty interesting,…  [+] (15 new replies) 09/01/2013 on hajime isayama +4
User avatar #9 - whycanticaps (09/01/2013) [-]
no I believe you lol, Eren is kinda bland, but the whole turning into a titan thing is cool, and I do like my characters righteously pissed off.

I wanna know more about Levi, he is the most interesting in my opinion right now
#10 - thechosentroll (09/01/2013) [-]
Eh, I only watched, like, 2 episodes, so I don't know all their names, though FunnyJunk keeps me fairly well updated when it comes to spoilers. Was that the guy whos' facial expression never changes or the blonde dude who turns into an armored titan?
#21 - drjake (09/01/2013) [-]
How can you judge a series if you've only watched 2 episodes?
User avatar #22 - thechosentroll (09/01/2013) [-]
Like this. Attack on titan has a fairly generic plot, a main character as likable as Shinji, decent action, meh writing and extremely contrived deaths. It's objectively good, but not really my cup of tea. See? It's easy.
User avatar #47 - killerliquid (09/02/2013) [-]
I'm fairly sure that the plot is extremely complex and pretty big. Reason being? the build-up toward what the fuck is going on and the answer that lies in the Jaeger's family basement and what comes next.

SnK going to be 200+ chapters, you can quote me on that.
User avatar #59 - thechosentroll (09/02/2013) [-]
5$ says his father was a mad scientist
User avatar #24 - drjake (09/01/2013) [-]
I see. I love Aot because it sets an impossible bar for regular people like you and me to fight gigantic monsters the world over couldn't defeat on their own. Bleach is one of my favorite animes, but it keeps setting higher and higher bars for only a few people.
User avatar #25 - thechosentroll (09/01/2013) [-]
Fairly certain regular people like us could take down an overgrown retard. All you need is an anti-tank rifle.
#26 - drjake (09/01/2013) [-]
This is why you need to watch more.
#27 - thechosentroll (09/01/2013) [-]
I've seen enough of something else to know that anti-tank rifles are the solution to most of lifes' problems. Seriously, name a problem than an anti-tank rifle can't fix.
#29 - drjake (09/01/2013) [-]
Anti-Tank round proof tanks.
#30 - thechosentroll (09/01/2013) [-]
You get a bigger anti-tank rifle.
User avatar #23 - yusay (09/01/2013) [-]
But Shinji's likeable. Eren isn't even a main character, despite being called that. In the previous manga arc I can't remember a single time he was on the page.
User avatar #11 - whycanticaps (09/01/2013) [-]
facial expression doesn't change, except in the lastest episode it did a little haha
User avatar #12 - thechosentroll (09/01/2013) [-]
Yeah, he seems like he'd be interesting. The characters who say and show the least always have the coolest backstory.
#20 - Fairly certain there's been cases of people accidentally impal…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/01/2013 on I know how I want to go +4
User avatar #53 - tomoka (09/01/2013) [-]
Oh, yeah, I know people do this shit. But the image of it made me laugh.

That's gotta hurt.
User avatar #48 - xdeathspawnx (09/01/2013) [-]
There was a man called "mr hands" who died after having sex with a horse. Apparently it went so far up that his butthole was basically destroyed and he died of internal bleeding. There is a video of him doing it with the horse and a movie about him, but I wouldn't watch the video if you are squeamish.
User avatar #50 - thechosentroll (09/01/2013) [-]
I'm practically impossible to disgust, but I just don't want to see a horse fuck a man to death.
#6 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 09/01/2013 on .......... +4
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#16 - If you thumbed up a post that was flagged, you get thumbbanned…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/01/2013 on From the top content... +1
User avatar #17 - mayormilkman (09/01/2013) [-]
I wonder whose content got flagged for proxy thumbs.
#15 - My personal record is 6000 and that's not even all that impres… 09/01/2013 on From the top content... +1
#4 - You'll have to go through its' space viking owners, though.  [+] (7 new replies) 09/01/2013 on Problem? +14
#16 - sidathon (09/01/2013) [-]
"space vikings"
#19 - thechosentroll (09/01/2013) [-]
Motherfucker, the space wolves even run into battle carrying wooden shields. WOODEN. SHIELDS. Against botler and lasgun fire. They sure as hell have the balls of space vikings.
#18 - atomschlumpf (09/01/2013) [-]
What's wrong with it? They're basically Space Vikings
#94 - sidathon (09/02/2013) [-]
Nothing, Christ, I was just trying to liven up some warhammer. By the Emperor, what is it with these heretics today?
#120 - atomschlumpf (09/02/2013) [-]
dude, chill out, you're with brothers here
#124 - sidathon (09/02/2013) [-]
excellent
User avatar #140 - spainisbad (09/02/2013) [-]
It's a shame I don't have some 40K pics in this computer... Sorry
#2 - Picture 09/01/2013 on so beautiful +1
#5 - No, fairly certain it'd be Tite Kubo - the ****** …  [+] (20 new replies) 09/01/2013 on hajime isayama -12
#57 - 4chan refugee (09/02/2013) [-]
cept nobody really dies in bleach cept the captain commander. Momo: alive after being stabbed and every captain alive after Aizen killed everyone. Like seriously have any good guys died in bleach other than yamamoto?
User avatar #42 - darkangeloffire (09/02/2013) [-]
I disagree. Fuck I felt bad when nameless bystanders got eaten in episode 1. Plus the members of Squad Levi, Marco, The one guy who got bitten in half. Lot of emotion in that series, at least to me.
#35 - recan (09/02/2013) [-]
You're just jealous that Sasha Braus has not offered you a potato yet.
User avatar #7 - whycanticaps (09/01/2013) [-]
I like the characters in AoT.....
#8 - thechosentroll (09/01/2013) [-]
Yeah, some of the secondary characters are pretty interesting, but the main character's pretty damn generic. "My parents were killed and now I'm going on a righteous genocide" is fairly common, believe it or not.
User avatar #9 - whycanticaps (09/01/2013) [-]
no I believe you lol, Eren is kinda bland, but the whole turning into a titan thing is cool, and I do like my characters righteously pissed off.

I wanna know more about Levi, he is the most interesting in my opinion right now
#10 - thechosentroll (09/01/2013) [-]
Eh, I only watched, like, 2 episodes, so I don't know all their names, though FunnyJunk keeps me fairly well updated when it comes to spoilers. Was that the guy whos' facial expression never changes or the blonde dude who turns into an armored titan?
#21 - drjake (09/01/2013) [-]
How can you judge a series if you've only watched 2 episodes?
User avatar #22 - thechosentroll (09/01/2013) [-]
Like this. Attack on titan has a fairly generic plot, a main character as likable as Shinji, decent action, meh writing and extremely contrived deaths. It's objectively good, but not really my cup of tea. See? It's easy.
User avatar #47 - killerliquid (09/02/2013) [-]
I'm fairly sure that the plot is extremely complex and pretty big. Reason being? the build-up toward what the fuck is going on and the answer that lies in the Jaeger's family basement and what comes next.

SnK going to be 200+ chapters, you can quote me on that.
User avatar #59 - thechosentroll (09/02/2013) [-]
5$ says his father was a mad scientist
User avatar #24 - drjake (09/01/2013) [-]
I see. I love Aot because it sets an impossible bar for regular people like you and me to fight gigantic monsters the world over couldn't defeat on their own. Bleach is one of my favorite animes, but it keeps setting higher and higher bars for only a few people.
User avatar #25 - thechosentroll (09/01/2013) [-]
Fairly certain regular people like us could take down an overgrown retard. All you need is an anti-tank rifle.
#26 - drjake (09/01/2013) [-]
This is why you need to watch more.
#27 - thechosentroll (09/01/2013) [-]
I've seen enough of something else to know that anti-tank rifles are the solution to most of lifes' problems. Seriously, name a problem than an anti-tank rifle can't fix.
#29 - drjake (09/01/2013) [-]
Anti-Tank round proof tanks.
#30 - thechosentroll (09/01/2013) [-]
You get a bigger anti-tank rifle.
User avatar #23 - yusay (09/01/2013) [-]
But Shinji's likeable. Eren isn't even a main character, despite being called that. In the previous manga arc I can't remember a single time he was on the page.
User avatar #11 - whycanticaps (09/01/2013) [-]
facial expression doesn't change, except in the lastest episode it did a little haha
User avatar #12 - thechosentroll (09/01/2013) [-]
Yeah, he seems like he'd be interesting. The characters who say and show the least always have the coolest backstory.
#12 - One of the first rules of shipping - if two characters hate ea… 09/01/2013 on lol Wall Paper +2
#4 - Cause this is Thriller_ 40k._ 09/01/2013 on Doctor Who - The 41st... 0
#4 - This wouldn't an issue if it were only 1.  [+] (2 new replies) 09/01/2013 on Pie chart +1
User avatar #7 - siridontcare (09/01/2013) [-]
list them? for science?
User avatar #6 - henbro (09/01/2013) [-]
I was just curious that's all
#9 - Or maybe people just like overthinking things for the sake of …  [+] (1 new reply) 09/01/2013 on Earthbound Abortion Theory 0
#10 - 4chan refugee (09/01/2013) [-]
Wow. Party pooper.
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#2031 - infinitereaper ONLINE (22 hours ago) [-]
Thanks dude. and God Speed.

I'm sure you and I will have many real monies one day.
Oh and if you don't care about your items, can I have what you have left?
I'll send the trade for them to make it easier.
User avatar #2032 to #2031 - thechosentroll (22 hours ago) [-]
**** , sorry, I was doing something else. You can have everything but the badges and text items. I actually care a bit about those.
User avatar #2033 to #2032 - infinitereaper ONLINE (22 hours ago) [-]
it's cool, and alright. I'll resend.
Yeah I have to do this like 6 hour drivers education thing online, it's ****** man
#2028 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (09/20/2014) [-]
I want to learn to sing well..
User avatar #2029 to #2028 - thechosentroll (09/20/2014) [-]
Well, for once I have no relevant advice. Every time I'd had to sing, I was a second voice or however the **** singing in monotone in the background was called.
#2030 to #2029 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (09/20/2014) [-]
Well **** .

It'd be nice.
#2016 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (09/18/2014) [-]
Hi.
User avatar #2018 to #2017 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (09/18/2014) [-]
League. You?
User avatar #2019 to #2018 - thechosentroll (09/18/2014) [-]
Trying not to fall asleep. Just got up. Fixing sleep schedule. Feel like death.
User avatar #2020 to #2019 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (09/18/2014) [-]
Im sorry.
Good luck with that.
User avatar #2021 to #2020 - thechosentroll (09/18/2014) [-]
Why do you keep apologizing about stuff you're not responsible for?
User avatar #2022 to #2021 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (09/18/2014) [-]
Im sympathetic.
#2023 to #2022 - thechosentroll (09/18/2014) [-]
Oooooooooooooooooh!
Oooooooooooooooooh!
User avatar #2026 to #2025 - thechosentroll (09/18/2014) [-]
I don't get it.
User avatar #2027 to #2026 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (09/18/2014) [-]
There's nothing to get. I was restarting the convo.
User avatar #2024 to #2023 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (09/18/2014) [-]
Heh
#2001 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (09/16/2014) [-]
Tried smiling, still had a bad day.
User avatar #2002 to #2001 - thechosentroll (09/16/2014) [-]
You seriously need to rethink your choice or reaction pics. Also, nothing works instantly. It takes time and dedication.
User avatar #2003 to #2002 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (09/16/2014) [-]
Right..

So how are you?
User avatar #2004 to #2003 - thechosentroll (09/16/2014) [-]
Honestly, I have no idea.
User avatar #2005 to #2004 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (09/16/2014) [-]
Is something wrong?
User avatar #2006 to #2005 - thechosentroll (09/16/2014) [-]
Eh, it's kind of hard to explain. I was worried about going to university, since my friends and family are here and I'm abandoning my life and everything I know. Then I thought about it for a couple of days and realized that my friends moved to different cities to study, like I'm doing, my parents are moving as well, all my other relatives are assholes, I never had much of a social life or life in general and everything I know pretty much sucks. I still haven't decided if I'm happy, sad or angry about this, so I have no idea if anything's wrong or not.
User avatar #2007 to #2006 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (09/16/2014) [-]
Oh I'm sorry...
I'm sure you'll figure it out.
User avatar #2008 to #2007 - thechosentroll (09/16/2014) [-]
There's nothing to be sorry about and I'm not sure I want to figure it out. Anyway, how's the whole "Try to not be a social outcast" thing going for you so far?
User avatar #2009 to #2008 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (09/16/2014) [-]
Well enough I guess...
I'd talk more but my stomach is killing me so Im gonna go back to bed.
User avatar #2010 to #2009 - thechosentroll (09/16/2014) [-]
Bye. Try not to die.
User avatar #2011 to #2010 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (09/16/2014) [-]
hi
User avatar #2012 to #2011 - thechosentroll (09/16/2014) [-]
Ah, good. You followed my instructions.
User avatar #2013 to #2012 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (09/16/2014) [-]
how are you?
User avatar #2014 to #2013 - thechosentroll (09/16/2014) [-]
Pretty much the same as before, except tired, because it's 2AM. I was thinking of going to bed, actually. I should probably fix my sleep schedule. University starts on the 23rd and I have classes at 7:30 in the morning.
User avatar #2015 to #2014 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (09/16/2014) [-]
I see. Well I hope you sleep well.
User avatar #1980 - drooms (09/13/2014) [-]
Did you get that driving license btw?
User avatar #1981 to #1980 - thechosentroll (09/13/2014) [-]
Yeah, ages ago. I've been driving for about a year now. Not much, though.
User avatar #1982 to #1981 - drooms (09/13/2014) [-]
Ah, good just curious
Almost forgot all about it
#1979 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (09/13/2014) [-]
What can I do to look cute in public?..
#1983 to #1979 - thechosentroll (09/13/2014) [-]
You're asking ME? I'm like the opposite of cute. I'm big and intimidating. I frighten small children, for ****** sake.

Still, luckily for you, my best friend pulls it off pretty well. He uses it a lot to his advantage. The guy made a small fortune in tips when he was working as a waiter and piccolo this summer, since people found him adorable. Also, because he worked his ass off. He did so well his manager cried when they were saying their goodbyes and said she'd reserve him a spot for next summer. Anyway, I don't remember how you look (and I'm not sure I've ever known), but if you're short and scrawny, it helps. So does being at least mildly attractive. Also, smiling is important. People are generally more fond of people who don't look like they're going to stab someone or shoot up a school any second now. Not too much smiling, though, since you'd look like a creep. Just enough for people to know you're not miserable all the time. Not sure about other stuff. My friend never really tried to look cute, it just came naturally to him. Guess having proper social skills like he did helps.

I guess it's sort of a moderation thing. Don't be too happy or too miserable, don't talk too little or too much, don't avoid people, but don't be clingy. How much is too much or too little depends on the people around you, so you're gonna have to try and judge that.
#1984 to #1983 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (09/13/2014) [-]
I do my best with most of those things.
This is what I look like. pls don't laugh at my **** eating grin. I can't help it.
It'd be a nice self esteem boost to do what your friend does...
I think the only thing is that under normal circumstances I don't smile much because I'm usually zoned out.
#1985 to #1984 - thechosentroll (09/13/2014) [-]
Yeah, you're doing well in the looks department. To be honest, my mental image of you was............................. let's just say it was a bit worse. Just gotta work on the personality. As for the zoning out, I've had that problem too. You just gotta try not to make weird faces or stare at people when zoned out. If you try to not do it long enough, you'll eventually condition yourself. I taught myself to subconsciously follow the teacher with my eyes while zoned out, so it seems like I'm paying attention. Very handy skill to have. Same goes with smiling - if you force yourself to do something long enough, it eventually becomes a reflex.
#1986 to #1985 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (09/13/2014) [-]
I'm curious of what you thought I'd look like.
That does sound pretty handy cause some of my teachers pick on me for zoning out.

Probably the only thing that makes me smile on my own accord without someone like making me laugh or something, would be something weather dependent that I happen to enjoy.

I'll work on it.
#1987 to #1986 - thechosentroll (09/13/2014) [-]
Excellent choice of pic, because the whole "homeschooled" thing and your personality left me with this mental image of you looking almost like a male Tomoko - short, built like an Auschwitz survivor, pale, skin problems, greasy hair. A very basement-dweller-y image.
#1988 to #1987 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (09/13/2014) [-]
Everything you said sounds pretty accurate except skin problems and greasy hair.
I've even got the dark circles under my eyes more often than not.

What do you look like?
#1989 to #1988 - thechosentroll (09/13/2014) [-]
I have the body of a god. Unfortunately, that god is Buddha. Tall as **** , kind of tubby, semi-wavy hair that tends to stick in all directions, because it's a bitch. Basically, I look like a taller, sleep-deprived Jack Black.
#1990 to #1989 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (09/13/2014) [-]
I have the opposite issue with my hair. I need excessive amounts of hair gel to get it to not lay flat.

But people love jack black so thats a plus.
And if you look like Buddha you could offer them enlightenment and **** them.
#1991 to #1990 - thechosentroll (09/13/2014) [-]
For some reason I already attract people who are looking for advice and other forms of enlightenment. No idea why.
For some reason I already attract people who are looking for advice and other forms of enlightenment. No idea why.
#1992 to #1991 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (09/13/2014) [-]
You're smart and smart people know things about stuff.
User avatar #1993 to #1992 - thechosentroll (09/13/2014) [-]
I wouldn't say "smart". More like "not stupid". Still, there's plenty of not stupid people around. Why me?
#1994 to #1993 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (09/13/2014) [-]
Some people dislike me too much and other people like me too much to give unbias advice.

You're a beacon of neutrality in a world which is very much pro and con.

Either that or you love me and are trying to play it off tsundere style.
#1995 to #1994 - thechosentroll (09/13/2014) [-]
I couldn't take that last bit seriously even if I tried. Nah, I'm neutral. I think it's a personality thing. I classify personalities according to elemental 						****					, since it's easier. Air people are lightheaded and easygoing. In the extreme cases they're pushovers. Water people are persistent and try to get what they want. In the extreme cases they're annoying and clingy as 						****					. Fire people are spontaneous and ambitious. In the extreme cases, they're emotionally unstable cunts. Earth people are either passive and just sit there or are steadily moving towards a goal. In the extreme cases they're hardheaded.   
   
I'm an extreme case of rock and you're air. Nothing you do can really sway me and get me to like you or dislike you all that much, let alone love or hate you.
I couldn't take that last bit seriously even if I tried. Nah, I'm neutral. I think it's a personality thing. I classify personalities according to elemental **** , since it's easier. Air people are lightheaded and easygoing. In the extreme cases they're pushovers. Water people are persistent and try to get what they want. In the extreme cases they're annoying and clingy as **** . Fire people are spontaneous and ambitious. In the extreme cases, they're emotionally unstable cunts. Earth people are either passive and just sit there or are steadily moving towards a goal. In the extreme cases they're hardheaded.

I'm an extreme case of rock and you're air. Nothing you do can really sway me and get me to like you or dislike you all that much, let alone love or hate you.
#1996 to #1995 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (09/13/2014) [-]
Nah you love me. <3 If you admit it we can start our life together sempai!

Thats an interesting take on things though. You do seem very strong willed. And I really don't take much seriously.

User avatar #1997 to #1996 - thechosentroll (09/13/2014) [-]
I'm not sure if it's willpower or just ******* inertia - when I'm not doing anything, it's very hard to convince me to do something new. When I start doing something, it's extremely hard to convince me to stop. Like a rock. Seriously, push a rock down a hill and try to stop that thing.
#1998 to #1997 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (09/13/2014) [-]
No thanks, I learned my lesson after having my nuts crushed by a pulley cart full of lace rock.
#2000 to #1999 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (09/13/2014) [-]
Concern for testicles intensifies.
It was my dads idea.
User avatar #1976 - anonimperiumreturn ONLINE (09/09/2014) [-]
Hey there I'm the guy that made you watch a cringworthy video that you didn't want to.
Let's be friends.
User avatar #1977 to #1976 - thechosentroll (09/09/2014) [-]
Go die in a fire.
User avatar #1978 to #1977 - anonimperiumreturn ONLINE (09/09/2014) [-]
rood
#1972 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (09/02/2014) [-]
I start school today
User avatar #1973 to #1972 - thechosentroll (09/02/2014) [-]
Try not to get stabbed.
User avatar #1965 - Hawke (08/31/2014) [-]
Sorry I didn't know I blocked you.

Maybe you were a ****** to me in your past life or something.
User avatar #1966 to #1965 - thechosentroll (08/31/2014) [-]
No, I was an asshole to you in my current life. Also, something about never stepping into Friendly ever again.
User avatar #1967 to #1966 - Hawke (08/31/2014) [-]
ebin, simply ebin.
User avatar #1968 to #1967 - thechosentroll (08/31/2014) [-]
Try using non-retarded words.
User avatar #1970 to #1969 - thechosentroll (08/31/2014) [-]
God, you make making fun of you way too easy.
#1963 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (08/28/2014) [-]
I asked the artist of this for a bigger version.
We now have it in glorious, 2048x1536 5mb png wallpaper size.
User avatar #1964 to #1963 - thechosentroll (08/29/2014) [-]
Sweet.
#1959 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (08/27/2014) [-]
New champion
new sivir lines
New cassiopeia lines.

Im so ******* hyped.
User avatar #1960 to #1959 - thechosentroll (08/27/2014) [-]
And I couldn't give less of a **** without disobeying the laws of nature.
#1961 to #1960 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (08/27/2014) [-]
Well I'm excited.

Aeiou.

So whats good?
User avatar #1962 to #1961 - thechosentroll (08/27/2014) [-]
I almost managed to get enough sleep to not feel like **** . Almost. Other than that, not much. Mostly just checking the ol' inventory to see what I need to get before I ship my ass out to university. I've discovered that 80% of my wardrobe is clothes who were gifted to me by relatives and not worn even once.
#1948 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (08/26/2014) [-]
The card machine beeps at the cashier. "I'm sorry sir, your card's been rejected."

Drake sighs, deeply. "That makes two of us," he mutters.
#1949 to #1948 - thechosentroll (08/26/2014) [-]
Remind me, why haven't I blocked you yet?
User avatar #1950 to #1949 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (08/26/2014) [-]
Because you love me.
User avatar #1951 to #1950 - thechosentroll (08/26/2014) [-]
It's more like "tolerate". I'm a very tolerant person.
#1952 to #1951 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (08/26/2014) [-]
Nah you love me.
I've started streaming!
www.twitch.tv/snakefire41

How are you?
User avatar #1953 to #1952 - thechosentroll (08/26/2014) [-]
University starts in less than a month and I've been unable to think about anything but that for ages. I also can't sleep, so right now I'm half-dead, half-asleep and entirely pissed.
User avatar #1954 to #1953 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (08/26/2014) [-]
Why are you pissed?
good luck with uni. I go to public school in a week.
User avatar #1955 to #1954 - thechosentroll (08/26/2014) [-]
Good luck with that and I'm pissed, because I'm tired, I can't sleep, I can't think, I can't play videogames or listen to music, because I can't focus and I still have **** to do, while I will do despite wanting to murder someone right now.
User avatar #1956 to #1955 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (08/26/2014) [-]
Perhaps drugs would be a solution.
User avatar #1957 to #1956 - thechosentroll (08/26/2014) [-]
Nah, too expensive. Willpower's enough for now.
User avatar #1958 to #1957 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (08/26/2014) [-]
Good luck.

Also holy **** full AP sej is OP.
User avatar #1939 - applecopy (08/23/2014) [-]
you mained Veigar rite?
User avatar #1940 to #1939 - thechosentroll (08/23/2014) [-]
A loooooong time ago, yes. It was a different time, filled with more elegant champs. I miss season 2.
User avatar #1941 to #1940 - applecopy (08/23/2014) [-]
I remember telling u he sucked
but that was because I sucked back then
Veigar is boss
veigar is op
#1942 to #1941 - thechosentroll (08/23/2014) [-]
In my usual Veigar game, where I wasn't horribly assraped by the enemy mid (which was often before they started giving every champ and their grandma a dash attack), a single Q would deal 800 damage and my full combo of Q, E, W, R, Q, could deal about 4000 damage. That's enough to kill a Cho'Gath. I could burst down a ******* Singed. SINGED! I've never managed to 1v1 that ****** with anything other than Veigar.

Veigar is one of the most amazing champs in the game if you can play him properly. However, he's now practically useless, since since season 3 any champ without escape mechanisms just gets fisted by every champ that does. You can't play jungle Veigar, mid Veigar is going to hate life, bot Veigar just isn't possible, top Veigar gets *********** and support Veigar is just an insult to Veigar players everywhere - all 5 of them.
User avatar #1943 to #1942 - applecopy (08/23/2014) [-]
dude no, he's OP

but yea, I guess he gets screwed over by AD assasins.. and Talon/Zed are hot atm

But his AOE stun is OP OP
User avatar #1944 to #1943 - thechosentroll (08/23/2014) [-]
Oh yeah, I've managed to stun the entire enemy team many times. The best part is that so few people play Veigar that they don't even realize what he's capable of.
User avatar #1945 to #1944 - applecopy (08/23/2014) [-]
Yep, he's secretely op
He does have his weaknesses though
User avatar #1946 to #1945 - thechosentroll (08/23/2014) [-]
Yup, the problem is that in the current meta those weaknesses matter a lot. In the older metas, it was OK for a champ to be slow or squishy, as long as they did tons of damage. Now, it's all about control - who jumps the farthest, who stuns the longest, who has the best AoE. That's why squishy champs and squishy champs get ****** over. All the champs with jumps and dashes instantly get to you and destroy you and even if they don't get to you right away, you can't run away. Like how Mordekaiser is now useless. He used to be amazing, because of his shield, which meant that as long as he can do damage he's tanky, but now that everyone has stun, you just stun the ****** and kill him, because he can't use abilities while stunned.
User avatar #1947 to #1946 - applecopy (08/23/2014) [-]
Well, situational Banshee's could help his utility a lot
User avatar #1930 - dalokan (08/22/2014) [-]
Is it true that only riot employees can have RIOT on their name?
User avatar #1931 to #1930 - thechosentroll (08/22/2014) [-]
Yeah. Well, kind of. You can use words like Rioting, you just can't use riot as a separate word.
User avatar #1932 to #1931 - dalokan (08/22/2014) [-]
That means I had a game with one of the designers.

Damn...he sucks major dick in this game
User avatar #1933 to #1932 - thechosentroll (08/22/2014) [-]
He may have just been testing something to see how it looks ingame. You don't have to be good at LoL to work at Rito.
User avatar #1934 to #1933 - dalokan (08/22/2014) [-]
In ranked?
User avatar #1935 to #1934 - thechosentroll (08/22/2014) [-]
**** if I know. It's possible.
User avatar #1936 to #1935 - dalokan (08/22/2014) [-]
Oh well.

You think he can get me banned if I told him in-game to stick to designing?
User avatar #1937 to #1936 - thechosentroll (08/22/2014) [-]
This is Rito, of course he can.
#1938 to #1937 - dalokan (08/22/2014) [-]
****

Thanks anyways
User avatar #1929 - alexianary (08/19/2014) [-]
ay
User avatar #1928 - awesomerninjathing (08/19/2014) [-]
Hi, let's talk about stuff
User avatar #1920 to #1919 - thechosentroll (08/18/2014) [-]
What is it?
#1921 to #1920 - alexianary (08/18/2014) [-]
am I not allowed to drop by and say hi like a good friend?
am I not allowed to drop by and say hi like a good friend?
User avatar #1922 to #1921 - thechosentroll (08/18/2014) [-]
If I say "no" will you go away?
#1923 to #1922 - alexianary (08/18/2014) [-]
ah, nope, sorry.

How are you chosen?
User avatar #1924 to #1923 - thechosentroll (08/18/2014) [-]
I feel like **** , my head hurts and I'm currently watching **** on youtube.
#1925 to #1924 - alexianary (08/18/2014) [-]
Are you sick or why?
Take some ibuprofen or something, maybe sleep more regularly.

oooh, watcha watching?<3
User avatar #1926 to #1925 - thechosentroll (08/18/2014) [-]
No, I just randomly have these days where I wake up feeling like **** and my head hurts for no reason. Also, I found a new channel I'd never seen before. It caters to my interest in pointy objects. www.youtube.com/channel/UCNKcMBYP_-18FLgk4BYGtfw
#1927 to #1926 - alexianary (08/18/2014) [-]
awww, poor chosen
maybe you should pay attention to your diet? Or pick up some hobbies that keep stress levels low

oooh I like pointy objects
thanks<3
#1909 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (08/16/2014) [-]
Hi.
#1911 to #1910 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (08/16/2014) [-]
Getting around to playing more Katawa shoujo.
And you?
User avatar #1912 to #1911 - thechosentroll (08/16/2014) [-]
Silently judging you for playing that game, while trying to muster the will do to anything. ******* heat wave. It's so hot I've lost the will to do anything that requires any type of motion, which apparently includes gaming and reading. I've been trying to work up the willpower to do anything for about 2 hours now. Still nothing.
User avatar #1913 to #1912 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (08/16/2014) [-]
I feel it.
Sometimes chairs and beds just end up having more gravity at the end of the day. What a strange phenomenon.

I enjoy it so far.
User avatar #1914 to #1913 - thechosentroll (08/16/2014) [-]
Nah, this feels different. It's not a " **** it, I'm too tired to move." lack of willpower. It's more of a "If I move, I'm going to start sweating again." type. I have the physical ability and energy to do **** , I just don't want to, since I can almost hear myself sweating if I do any form of physical exertion.
#1915 to #1914 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (08/16/2014) [-]
Activate... the laser air conditioner.
User avatar #1916 to #1915 - thechosentroll (08/16/2014) [-]
I don't have one. Usually don't need one, either. It's just this heat wave that's ******* everything up.
#1917 to #1916 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (08/16/2014) [-]
Activate the fans?
User avatar #1918 to #1917 - thechosentroll (08/16/2014) [-]
That actually generates even MORE heat, which means I'm going to ******* die if I turn it off, which I have to, since it's too loud to fall asleep while it's working.
User avatar #1905 - nomora ONLINE (08/13/2014) [-]
You might like Aphorism. Not as dark as Berserk but the execution was spot on.
User avatar #1906 to #1905 - thechosentroll (08/13/2014) [-]
Thanks. I'm getting kind of a Battle Royale vibe from the synopsis. Is it like that or more similar to the Another style of "you're all going to die for ******** reasons."
User avatar #1907 to #1906 - nomora ONLINE (08/13/2014) [-]
Nope, failure in the events equal death, instead of just dying by being near someone.
User avatar #1908 to #1907 - thechosentroll (08/13/2014) [-]
Oooooooooh, so basically an "F stands for " ******* DEAD!" situation? Neat. That should be interesting.
#1903 to #1902 - thechosentroll (07/31/2014) [-]
&gt;Cassiopea   
   
Ugh god, I always had my suspicions, but now it's been confirmed. You really ARE a fag.
>Cassiopea

Ugh god, I always had my suspicions, but now it's been confirmed. You really ARE a fag.
#1904 to #1903 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (07/31/2014) [-]
Let me shuffle off that mortal coil~

I like her even if she's not a very good champion.
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