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Update on the university thing. Using shit wi-fi. Will have proper internet by the end of the month. I forgot I'm good at getting shit done.comment
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#25 - Odd lack of tits or bad jokes this time round. 09/18/2014 on A Little Movie Moment:... +26
#1044462 - You don't pick a third thing when asked to pick between two, y…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/18/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... +1
User avatar #1044463 - yeorgh (09/18/2014) [-]
That would require thinking and no.
User avatar #1044464 - thechosentroll (09/18/2014) [-]
It amazes me how boring some people here can be.
#1044465 - yeorgh (09/18/2014) [-]
#8 - It's like a cringe comp, but without the funny reactions in th…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/18/2014 on I dont even know anymore... +307
#111 - 4chan refugee (09/19/2014) [-]
The worst kind of cringe comp...
#1044460 - Yeah, they're just not as interesting to talk about. Which sou…  [+] (5 new replies) 09/18/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... +1
User avatar #1044461 - yeorgh (09/18/2014) [-]
Neither.
#1044462 - thechosentroll (09/18/2014) [-]
You don't pick a third thing when asked to pick between two, you little shit. You could have at least answered in a creative way.
User avatar #1044463 - yeorgh (09/18/2014) [-]
That would require thinking and no.
User avatar #1044464 - thechosentroll (09/18/2014) [-]
It amazes me how boring some people here can be.
#1044465 - yeorgh (09/18/2014) [-]
#1044458 - I know, but I'm boooooooooored. **** it, I should…  [+] (7 new replies) 09/18/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... +1
User avatar #1044459 - yeorgh (09/18/2014) [-]
You got other games aside Dwarf Fortress? shocking.
User avatar #1044460 - thechosentroll (09/18/2014) [-]
Yeah, they're just not as interesting to talk about. Which sounds more interesting? The story of how I beat an army twice bigger than mine in Medieval 2 Total War or the story of how I was playing Dwarf Fortress when some merchants came, suddenly a naked goblin popped up out of nowhere, ran up to the merchants, punched one in the dick and ran off. The merchant then proceeded to throw up for 2 hours.
User avatar #1044461 - yeorgh (09/18/2014) [-]
Neither.
#1044462 - thechosentroll (09/18/2014) [-]
You don't pick a third thing when asked to pick between two, you little shit. You could have at least answered in a creative way.
User avatar #1044463 - yeorgh (09/18/2014) [-]
That would require thinking and no.
User avatar #1044464 - thechosentroll (09/18/2014) [-]
It amazes me how boring some people here can be.
#1044465 - yeorgh (09/18/2014) [-]
#1044455 - I'm so bored right now I've started actively looking for that …  [+] (9 new replies) 09/18/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... +1
User avatar #1044457 - yeorgh (09/18/2014) [-]
That was a really shitty try though.
User avatar #1044458 - thechosentroll (09/18/2014) [-]
I know, but I'm boooooooooored. Fuck it, I should just go play some Mount and Blade or some shit.
User avatar #1044459 - yeorgh (09/18/2014) [-]
You got other games aside Dwarf Fortress? shocking.
User avatar #1044460 - thechosentroll (09/18/2014) [-]
Yeah, they're just not as interesting to talk about. Which sounds more interesting? The story of how I beat an army twice bigger than mine in Medieval 2 Total War or the story of how I was playing Dwarf Fortress when some merchants came, suddenly a naked goblin popped up out of nowhere, ran up to the merchants, punched one in the dick and ran off. The merchant then proceeded to throw up for 2 hours.
User avatar #1044461 - yeorgh (09/18/2014) [-]
Neither.
#1044462 - thechosentroll (09/18/2014) [-]
You don't pick a third thing when asked to pick between two, you little shit. You could have at least answered in a creative way.
User avatar #1044463 - yeorgh (09/18/2014) [-]
That would require thinking and no.
User avatar #1044464 - thechosentroll (09/18/2014) [-]
It amazes me how boring some people here can be.
#1044465 - yeorgh (09/18/2014) [-]
#1044452 - Ah yes, compared to the amazing quality and writing of ecchi l…  [+] (20 new replies) 09/18/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... +2
User avatar #1044535 - kotor (09/18/2014) [-]
"apart from shounenshit, manga has only ecchi loli harems to offer" -you
"that's fucking wrong, you retard. Compared to DC/Marvel comics who ONLY offer capeshit, manga has much more to offer" - me

and that's not to diss comics overall, just Marvel/DC/Image with their superhero bullshit.
There are good comics naturally, DC/Marvel don't offer them ;^)
User avatar #1044468 - thekame (09/18/2014) [-]
;^)
#1044477 - thekame has deleted their comment.
User avatar #1044469 - thechosentroll (09/18/2014) [-]
I still have no fucking idea where that came from.
User avatar #1044471 - thekame (09/18/2014) [-]
your use of a false dichotomy?
User avatar #1044476 - thechosentroll (09/18/2014) [-]
I'm not gonna lie. I had to look up what a dichotomy is and I'm genuinely curious. It sort of just started popping up with no mention as to where it's from.
User avatar #1044484 - thekame (09/18/2014) [-]
are you talking about ";^)" in general or about my comment?
User avatar #1044541 - thechosentroll (09/18/2014) [-]
About the ;^) thing.
#1044470 - 4chan refugee (09/18/2014) [-]
uranus
#1044454 - bababadsheep (09/18/2014) [-]
Your face when.
#1044455 - thechosentroll (09/18/2014) [-]
I'm so bored right now I've started actively looking for that shit. I like to see what happens when someone actually takes the bait.
User avatar #1044457 - yeorgh (09/18/2014) [-]
That was a really shitty try though.
User avatar #1044458 - thechosentroll (09/18/2014) [-]
I know, but I'm boooooooooored. Fuck it, I should just go play some Mount and Blade or some shit.
User avatar #1044459 - yeorgh (09/18/2014) [-]
You got other games aside Dwarf Fortress? shocking.
User avatar #1044460 - thechosentroll (09/18/2014) [-]
Yeah, they're just not as interesting to talk about. Which sounds more interesting? The story of how I beat an army twice bigger than mine in Medieval 2 Total War or the story of how I was playing Dwarf Fortress when some merchants came, suddenly a naked goblin popped up out of nowhere, ran up to the merchants, punched one in the dick and ran off. The merchant then proceeded to throw up for 2 hours.
User avatar #1044461 - yeorgh (09/18/2014) [-]
Neither.
#1044462 - thechosentroll (09/18/2014) [-]
You don't pick a third thing when asked to pick between two, you little shit. You could have at least answered in a creative way.
User avatar #1044463 - yeorgh (09/18/2014) [-]
That would require thinking and no.
User avatar #1044464 - thechosentroll (09/18/2014) [-]
It amazes me how boring some people here can be.
#1044465 - yeorgh (09/18/2014) [-]
#1060043 - Is it me or has the Vita become the "weird japanese …  [+] (2 new replies) 09/18/2014 on Video Games Board - console... +1
User avatar #1060049 - danrmanalt (09/18/2014) [-]
Yeah, PSP has always been used for JRPGs, Visual Novels, Galge, etc
it's nothing new.
User avatar #1060044 - zapponia (09/18/2014) [-]
It has pretty much always been that, so its not just you
#1060042 - SadoMasoPedoRoboNecroBestiality?  [+] (1 new reply) 09/18/2014 on Video Games Board - console... +1
User avatar #1060045 - gabemczombie (09/18/2014) [-]
Oh right
#1060037 - It's not like you'll be spending too much time looking at your…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/18/2014 on Video Games Board - console... +1
User avatar #1060039 - gabemczombie (09/18/2014) [-]
What else do i fap to?
User avatar #1060042 - thechosentroll (09/18/2014) [-]
SadoMasoPedoRoboNecroBestiality?
User avatar #1060045 - gabemczombie (09/18/2014) [-]
Oh right
#32 - Around here you have to take theoretical classes and learn eve…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/18/2014 on powerful ad against speeding +6
User avatar #45 - subaqueousreach (09/18/2014) [-]
BC has a similar system. In order to become a driver you have to:

1. Apply for a learner's license.
2. Take a 50 question test and score at least 80 percent. The test randomly takes 50 questions from 120 possible questions that will be based upon the manual you recieved.
3. Once you attain your learner's license you are permitted to drive a vehicle ONLY if there is a fully licensed driver above the age of 25 in the vehicle with you. This lasts 1 year.
4. Now you can apply for a New Driver's License. This involves a 45 minute road test in which an instructor guides you through a set course of turns, lane changes, parking variations, etc.
5. If you pass you get your New Driver's License, which allows you to drive a vehicle on your own, with your family, and 1 passenger that is not family. This is due to cases of young drivers killing themselves and a bunch of their friends.
6. Now you have to go through a two year period without any accidents, or you have to go through the ENTIRE PROCESS ALL OVER AGAIN.

If you do all this, you can go for your full license which is an hour long road test where they basically go over everything imaginable and ask you really obscure questions.
#1060017 - Horde slaying would imply playing Alliance. Playing Alliance w… 09/18/2014 on Video Games Board - console... +1
#320247 - Yeah, nothing sucks more than your family being dickheads. The…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/18/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... +5
#320259 - plumpbooty (09/18/2014) [-]
You fucking counted.
User avatar #320250 - fistfireace (09/18/2014) [-]
That's too true. I'm going to try and sleep it off, but I doubt it'll do anything.

And interesting. I think that's the most times I used "fuck" in one rant. Not sure whether I should be proud of that or not.
#1059934 - Wow, **** . That game's really coming along nicely… 09/18/2014 on Video Games Board - console... +1
#1059933 - Buying a premade one's always more expensive, because you're p… 09/18/2014 on Video Games Board - console... +1
#1059932 - Do we have any dates on that? 09/18/2014 on Video Games Board - console... +1
#1059931 - Witcher 3. 09/18/2014 on Video Games Board - console... +2
#1059930 - God damn it! Hyrule Warriors got my attention and decided to t…  [+] (7 new replies) 09/18/2014 on Video Games Board - console... +1
#1060011 - desacabose (09/18/2014) [-]
Buy a Wii U
#1059958 - epicscorpion (09/18/2014) [-]
This is why I adore my trusty X box controller.

Seriously, get one. All these games will become playable.
User avatar #1059953 - herecomesjohnny (09/18/2014) [-]
try Samurai Warriors
User avatar #1059945 - thebestpieever (09/18/2014) [-]
If I may be allowed to speak one of the most biased opinions of all time: there are no games quite like the warriors series. That's why I love 'em so fucking much; they fill a niche that doesn't get satisfied anywhere else for me.
User avatar #1059944 - adunsaveme (09/18/2014) [-]
And on the subject of horde slaying, I hear World of Warcraft is free till level 20
User avatar #1060017 - thechosentroll (09/18/2014) [-]
Horde slaying would imply playing Alliance. Playing Alliance would imply a minimum of one dick in each of my cavities.

I'll check out Warframe.
User avatar #1059940 - adunsaveme (09/18/2014) [-]
I know I recommend it a lot, but Warframe has some good horde slaying
#1059928 - Wait, didn't we already have one earlier this year? 09/18/2014 on Video Games Board - console... +1
#16 - It was hilarious how Wynne tried to treat him like a little ki… 09/18/2014 on andraste's ashes 0
#4 - Some may call this junk. Me, I call this garbage. 09/18/2014 on Crap 0
#4 - Of all the things that are not OK, that is the most not OK.  [+] (6 new replies) 09/18/2014 on feeding laxatives to seagulls +522
#140 - greyblade (09/19/2014) [-]
this may help
User avatar #101 - satanisrealgod (09/18/2014) [-]
I bet all the people that got shit on are all ass holes anyways. So it is okay, Americans getting what they deserve. 9/11 was not enough
User avatar #46 - hydraetis (09/18/2014) [-]
It may be super crazy evil, but fuck me it's hilarious.
#19 - szatan (09/18/2014) [-]
but its helluva funny!
#13 - alimais (09/18/2014) [-]
Salmonella for everyone
#56 - mcnizzlezz (09/18/2014) [-]
fuck you
#8 - That's why you're supposed to slow down a bit when you see som…  [+] (11 new replies) 09/18/2014 on powerful ad against speeding +100
User avatar #166 - enormity (09/18/2014) [-]
source on gif?
User avatar #164 - nuclearkitteh (09/18/2014) [-]
It's honestly common sense. First thing my parents taught me was that everyone on the road is an idiot until proven otherwise.
User avatar #130 - thenewnuggubler (09/18/2014) [-]
Regarding causes of death, it's not much different in America. The only difference is fine young african american men who "didn't do nothin wrong", instead of kebab.
User avatar #116 - cryingchicken (09/18/2014) [-]
Actually in driving school they tell you not to try to dodge since you're likely to make things worse.
User avatar #286 - thechosentroll (09/19/2014) [-]
No, they tell you not to swerve off the side of the road like a maniac. Dodging's OK as long as you stick to the confines of the road.
User avatar #107 - fargfive (09/18/2014) [-]
Eastern Europe is roughly analogous with a demolition derby when it comes to driving safely.
User avatar #285 - thechosentroll (09/19/2014) [-]
We're the best and worst drivers in the world at the same time. The worst, because no one follows the traffic laws. The best, because we manage to survive despite that.
#30 - 4chan refugee (09/18/2014) [-]
Drunk driving is a huge issue in the states, but we'll give a license to anyone, driving school it a few hours of... This is a seat belt... This is a a stop sign... It's a joke, but we're 'Murica! so screw it... lol
#32 - thechosentroll (09/18/2014) [-]
Around here you have to take theoretical classes and learn every single goddamn traffic law and every possible situation, which can arise while driving and how to react in it. Then you take an exam on that shit, where you have to score at least 87 out of 97 points, though each question is worth a different number of points, with the most important ones being worth 3. If you get 2 of those wrong, you fail automatically, since it's considered unacceptable. Then you finally get to go near a car and start the practical part, which lasts about 2 months of driving for about an hour and a half every day. Then you go to the drivers' exam, where you're graded the same way as at the written test, except there's automatic fail stuff like not stopping at a stop sign, cutting someone off, not stopping at a red light or generally creating a potentially dangerous situation. Also, the person grading you can choose to automatically fail you even if you didn't technically do anything wrong, but they felt your driving is reckless or dangerous.

It's considered a fucking achievement to get a license.
User avatar #45 - subaqueousreach (09/18/2014) [-]
BC has a similar system. In order to become a driver you have to:

1. Apply for a learner's license.
2. Take a 50 question test and score at least 80 percent. The test randomly takes 50 questions from 120 possible questions that will be based upon the manual you recieved.
3. Once you attain your learner's license you are permitted to drive a vehicle ONLY if there is a fully licensed driver above the age of 25 in the vehicle with you. This lasts 1 year.
4. Now you can apply for a New Driver's License. This involves a 45 minute road test in which an instructor guides you through a set course of turns, lane changes, parking variations, etc.
5. If you pass you get your New Driver's License, which allows you to drive a vehicle on your own, with your family, and 1 passenger that is not family. This is due to cases of young drivers killing themselves and a bunch of their friends.
6. Now you have to go through a two year period without any accidents, or you have to go through the ENTIRE PROCESS ALL OVER AGAIN.

If you do all this, you can go for your full license which is an hour long road test where they basically go over everything imaginable and ask you really obscure questions.
#13 - Is it bad that I knew he was going to die the second he mentio… 09/18/2014 on Hohenheim 0
#11 - This is why I don't get why people would even buy an iWatch. I…  [+] (5 new replies) 09/18/2014 on What the iWatch will... +3
User avatar #58 - hotschurl (09/18/2014) [-]
I use a Mac at work and own an iPhone and i really like both of them long story short im not an Apple hater and the iwatch is the most retarded fucking thing i've ever heard of. I always laughed at people who went 'LOLOL LOOK AT HIM HE HAS AN IPHONE HES SUCH A [insert random insult here]', and now i'm probably gonna be one of those people everytime i see someone wearing an iwatch. Argh it's just so incredibly stupid
User avatar #43 - rheago (09/18/2014) [-]
Didn't you used to have pink text?
User avatar #13 - sugoi (09/18/2014) [-]
BECAUSE ITS GOT AN APPLE ON IT.
User avatar #23 - khajiithaswares (09/18/2014) [-]
Jimmy Kimmel put a apple sticker on a 20$ casio watch. People liked it's cool features like: time, date, stopper and timer. But the thing that sold it for them, was that it had an apple on it.
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#2031 - infinitereaper (09/20/2014) [-]
Thanks dude. and God Speed.

I'm sure you and I will have many real monies one day.
Oh and if you don't care about your items, can I have what you have left?
I'll send the trade for them to make it easier.
User avatar #2032 to #2031 - thechosentroll (09/20/2014) [-]
**** , sorry, I was doing something else. You can have everything but the badges and text items. I actually care a bit about those.
User avatar #2033 to #2032 - infinitereaper (09/20/2014) [-]
it's cool, and alright. I'll resend.
Yeah I have to do this like 6 hour drivers education thing online, it's ****** man
#2028 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (09/20/2014) [-]
I want to learn to sing well..
User avatar #2029 to #2028 - thechosentroll (09/20/2014) [-]
Well, for once I have no relevant advice. Every time I'd had to sing, I was a second voice or however the **** singing in monotone in the background was called.
#2030 to #2029 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (09/20/2014) [-]
Well **** .

It'd be nice.
#2016 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (09/18/2014) [-]
Hi.
User avatar #2018 to #2017 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (09/18/2014) [-]
League. You?
User avatar #2019 to #2018 - thechosentroll (09/18/2014) [-]
Trying not to fall asleep. Just got up. Fixing sleep schedule. Feel like death.
User avatar #2020 to #2019 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (09/18/2014) [-]
Im sorry.
Good luck with that.
User avatar #2021 to #2020 - thechosentroll (09/18/2014) [-]
Why do you keep apologizing about stuff you're not responsible for?
User avatar #2022 to #2021 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (09/18/2014) [-]
Im sympathetic.
#2023 to #2022 - thechosentroll (09/18/2014) [-]
Oooooooooooooooooh!
Oooooooooooooooooh!
User avatar #2026 to #2025 - thechosentroll (09/18/2014) [-]
I don't get it.
User avatar #2027 to #2026 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (09/18/2014) [-]
There's nothing to get. I was restarting the convo.
User avatar #2024 to #2023 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (09/18/2014) [-]
Heh
#2001 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (09/16/2014) [-]
Tried smiling, still had a bad day.
User avatar #2002 to #2001 - thechosentroll (09/16/2014) [-]
You seriously need to rethink your choice or reaction pics. Also, nothing works instantly. It takes time and dedication.
User avatar #2003 to #2002 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (09/16/2014) [-]
Right..

So how are you?
User avatar #2004 to #2003 - thechosentroll (09/16/2014) [-]
Honestly, I have no idea.
User avatar #2005 to #2004 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (09/16/2014) [-]
Is something wrong?
User avatar #2006 to #2005 - thechosentroll (09/16/2014) [-]
Eh, it's kind of hard to explain. I was worried about going to university, since my friends and family are here and I'm abandoning my life and everything I know. Then I thought about it for a couple of days and realized that my friends moved to different cities to study, like I'm doing, my parents are moving as well, all my other relatives are assholes, I never had much of a social life or life in general and everything I know pretty much sucks. I still haven't decided if I'm happy, sad or angry about this, so I have no idea if anything's wrong or not.
User avatar #2007 to #2006 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (09/16/2014) [-]
Oh I'm sorry...
I'm sure you'll figure it out.
User avatar #2008 to #2007 - thechosentroll (09/16/2014) [-]
There's nothing to be sorry about and I'm not sure I want to figure it out. Anyway, how's the whole "Try to not be a social outcast" thing going for you so far?
User avatar #2009 to #2008 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (09/16/2014) [-]
Well enough I guess...
I'd talk more but my stomach is killing me so Im gonna go back to bed.
User avatar #2010 to #2009 - thechosentroll (09/16/2014) [-]
Bye. Try not to die.
User avatar #2011 to #2010 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (09/16/2014) [-]
hi
User avatar #2012 to #2011 - thechosentroll (09/16/2014) [-]
Ah, good. You followed my instructions.
User avatar #2013 to #2012 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (09/16/2014) [-]
how are you?
User avatar #2014 to #2013 - thechosentroll (09/16/2014) [-]
Pretty much the same as before, except tired, because it's 2AM. I was thinking of going to bed, actually. I should probably fix my sleep schedule. University starts on the 23rd and I have classes at 7:30 in the morning.
User avatar #2015 to #2014 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (09/16/2014) [-]
I see. Well I hope you sleep well.
User avatar #1980 - drooms (09/13/2014) [-]
Did you get that driving license btw?
User avatar #1981 to #1980 - thechosentroll (09/13/2014) [-]
Yeah, ages ago. I've been driving for about a year now. Not much, though.
User avatar #1982 to #1981 - drooms (09/13/2014) [-]
Ah, good just curious
Almost forgot all about it
#1979 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (09/13/2014) [-]
What can I do to look cute in public?..
#1983 to #1979 - thechosentroll (09/13/2014) [-]
You're asking ME? I'm like the opposite of cute. I'm big and intimidating. I frighten small children, for ****** sake.

Still, luckily for you, my best friend pulls it off pretty well. He uses it a lot to his advantage. The guy made a small fortune in tips when he was working as a waiter and piccolo this summer, since people found him adorable. Also, because he worked his ass off. He did so well his manager cried when they were saying their goodbyes and said she'd reserve him a spot for next summer. Anyway, I don't remember how you look (and I'm not sure I've ever known), but if you're short and scrawny, it helps. So does being at least mildly attractive. Also, smiling is important. People are generally more fond of people who don't look like they're going to stab someone or shoot up a school any second now. Not too much smiling, though, since you'd look like a creep. Just enough for people to know you're not miserable all the time. Not sure about other stuff. My friend never really tried to look cute, it just came naturally to him. Guess having proper social skills like he did helps.

I guess it's sort of a moderation thing. Don't be too happy or too miserable, don't talk too little or too much, don't avoid people, but don't be clingy. How much is too much or too little depends on the people around you, so you're gonna have to try and judge that.
#1984 to #1983 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (09/13/2014) [-]
I do my best with most of those things.
This is what I look like. pls don't laugh at my **** eating grin. I can't help it.
It'd be a nice self esteem boost to do what your friend does...
I think the only thing is that under normal circumstances I don't smile much because I'm usually zoned out.
#1985 to #1984 - thechosentroll (09/13/2014) [-]
Yeah, you're doing well in the looks department. To be honest, my mental image of you was............................. let's just say it was a bit worse. Just gotta work on the personality. As for the zoning out, I've had that problem too. You just gotta try not to make weird faces or stare at people when zoned out. If you try to not do it long enough, you'll eventually condition yourself. I taught myself to subconsciously follow the teacher with my eyes while zoned out, so it seems like I'm paying attention. Very handy skill to have. Same goes with smiling - if you force yourself to do something long enough, it eventually becomes a reflex.
#1986 to #1985 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (09/13/2014) [-]
I'm curious of what you thought I'd look like.
That does sound pretty handy cause some of my teachers pick on me for zoning out.

Probably the only thing that makes me smile on my own accord without someone like making me laugh or something, would be something weather dependent that I happen to enjoy.

I'll work on it.
#1987 to #1986 - thechosentroll (09/13/2014) [-]
Excellent choice of pic, because the whole "homeschooled" thing and your personality left me with this mental image of you looking almost like a male Tomoko - short, built like an Auschwitz survivor, pale, skin problems, greasy hair. A very basement-dweller-y image.
#1988 to #1987 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (09/13/2014) [-]
Everything you said sounds pretty accurate except skin problems and greasy hair.
I've even got the dark circles under my eyes more often than not.

What do you look like?
#1989 to #1988 - thechosentroll (09/13/2014) [-]
I have the body of a god. Unfortunately, that god is Buddha. Tall as **** , kind of tubby, semi-wavy hair that tends to stick in all directions, because it's a bitch. Basically, I look like a taller, sleep-deprived Jack Black.
#1990 to #1989 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (09/13/2014) [-]
I have the opposite issue with my hair. I need excessive amounts of hair gel to get it to not lay flat.

But people love jack black so thats a plus.
And if you look like Buddha you could offer them enlightenment and **** them.
#1991 to #1990 - thechosentroll (09/13/2014) [-]
For some reason I already attract people who are looking for advice and other forms of enlightenment. No idea why.
For some reason I already attract people who are looking for advice and other forms of enlightenment. No idea why.
#1992 to #1991 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (09/13/2014) [-]
You're smart and smart people know things about stuff.
User avatar #1993 to #1992 - thechosentroll (09/13/2014) [-]
I wouldn't say "smart". More like "not stupid". Still, there's plenty of not stupid people around. Why me?
#1994 to #1993 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (09/13/2014) [-]
Some people dislike me too much and other people like me too much to give unbias advice.

You're a beacon of neutrality in a world which is very much pro and con.

Either that or you love me and are trying to play it off tsundere style.
#1995 to #1994 - thechosentroll (09/13/2014) [-]
I couldn't take that last bit seriously even if I tried. Nah, I'm neutral. I think it's a personality thing. I classify personalities according to elemental 						****					, since it's easier. Air people are lightheaded and easygoing. In the extreme cases they're pushovers. Water people are persistent and try to get what they want. In the extreme cases they're annoying and clingy as 						****					. Fire people are spontaneous and ambitious. In the extreme cases, they're emotionally unstable cunts. Earth people are either passive and just sit there or are steadily moving towards a goal. In the extreme cases they're hardheaded.   
   
I'm an extreme case of rock and you're air. Nothing you do can really sway me and get me to like you or dislike you all that much, let alone love or hate you.
I couldn't take that last bit seriously even if I tried. Nah, I'm neutral. I think it's a personality thing. I classify personalities according to elemental **** , since it's easier. Air people are lightheaded and easygoing. In the extreme cases they're pushovers. Water people are persistent and try to get what they want. In the extreme cases they're annoying and clingy as **** . Fire people are spontaneous and ambitious. In the extreme cases, they're emotionally unstable cunts. Earth people are either passive and just sit there or are steadily moving towards a goal. In the extreme cases they're hardheaded.

I'm an extreme case of rock and you're air. Nothing you do can really sway me and get me to like you or dislike you all that much, let alone love or hate you.
#1996 to #1995 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (09/13/2014) [-]
Nah you love me. <3 If you admit it we can start our life together sempai!

Thats an interesting take on things though. You do seem very strong willed. And I really don't take much seriously.

User avatar #1997 to #1996 - thechosentroll (09/13/2014) [-]
I'm not sure if it's willpower or just ******* inertia - when I'm not doing anything, it's very hard to convince me to do something new. When I start doing something, it's extremely hard to convince me to stop. Like a rock. Seriously, push a rock down a hill and try to stop that thing.
#1998 to #1997 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (09/13/2014) [-]
No thanks, I learned my lesson after having my nuts crushed by a pulley cart full of lace rock.
#2000 to #1999 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (09/13/2014) [-]
Concern for testicles intensifies.
It was my dads idea.
User avatar #1976 - anonimperiumreturn (09/09/2014) [-]
Hey there I'm the guy that made you watch a cringworthy video that you didn't want to.
Let's be friends.
User avatar #1977 to #1976 - thechosentroll (09/09/2014) [-]
Go die in a fire.
#1972 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (09/02/2014) [-]
I start school today
User avatar #1973 to #1972 - thechosentroll (09/02/2014) [-]
Try not to get stabbed.
User avatar #1965 - Hawke (08/31/2014) [-]
Sorry I didn't know I blocked you.

Maybe you were a ****** to me in your past life or something.
User avatar #1966 to #1965 - thechosentroll (08/31/2014) [-]
No, I was an asshole to you in my current life. Also, something about never stepping into Friendly ever again.
User avatar #1967 to #1966 - Hawke (08/31/2014) [-]
ebin, simply ebin.
User avatar #1968 to #1967 - thechosentroll (08/31/2014) [-]
Try using non-retarded words.
User avatar #1970 to #1969 - thechosentroll (08/31/2014) [-]
God, you make making fun of you way too easy.
#1963 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (08/28/2014) [-]
I asked the artist of this for a bigger version.
We now have it in glorious, 2048x1536 5mb png wallpaper size.
User avatar #1964 to #1963 - thechosentroll (08/29/2014) [-]
Sweet.
#1959 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (08/27/2014) [-]
New champion
new sivir lines
New cassiopeia lines.

Im so ******* hyped.
User avatar #1960 to #1959 - thechosentroll (08/27/2014) [-]
And I couldn't give less of a **** without disobeying the laws of nature.
#1961 to #1960 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (08/27/2014) [-]
Well I'm excited.

Aeiou.

So whats good?
User avatar #1962 to #1961 - thechosentroll (08/27/2014) [-]
I almost managed to get enough sleep to not feel like **** . Almost. Other than that, not much. Mostly just checking the ol' inventory to see what I need to get before I ship my ass out to university. I've discovered that 80% of my wardrobe is clothes who were gifted to me by relatives and not worn even once.
#1948 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (08/26/2014) [-]
The card machine beeps at the cashier. "I'm sorry sir, your card's been rejected."

Drake sighs, deeply. "That makes two of us," he mutters.
#1949 to #1948 - thechosentroll (08/26/2014) [-]
Remind me, why haven't I blocked you yet?
User avatar #1950 to #1949 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (08/26/2014) [-]
Because you love me.
User avatar #1951 to #1950 - thechosentroll (08/26/2014) [-]
It's more like "tolerate". I'm a very tolerant person.
#1952 to #1951 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (08/26/2014) [-]
Nah you love me.
I've started streaming!
www.twitch.tv/snakefire41

How are you?
User avatar #1953 to #1952 - thechosentroll (08/26/2014) [-]
University starts in less than a month and I've been unable to think about anything but that for ages. I also can't sleep, so right now I'm half-dead, half-asleep and entirely pissed.
User avatar #1954 to #1953 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (08/26/2014) [-]
Why are you pissed?
good luck with uni. I go to public school in a week.
User avatar #1955 to #1954 - thechosentroll (08/26/2014) [-]
Good luck with that and I'm pissed, because I'm tired, I can't sleep, I can't think, I can't play videogames or listen to music, because I can't focus and I still have **** to do, while I will do despite wanting to murder someone right now.
User avatar #1956 to #1955 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (08/26/2014) [-]
Perhaps drugs would be a solution.
User avatar #1957 to #1956 - thechosentroll (08/26/2014) [-]
Nah, too expensive. Willpower's enough for now.
User avatar #1958 to #1957 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (08/26/2014) [-]
Good luck.

Also holy **** full AP sej is OP.
User avatar #1939 - applecopy (08/23/2014) [-]
you mained Veigar rite?
User avatar #1940 to #1939 - thechosentroll (08/23/2014) [-]
A loooooong time ago, yes. It was a different time, filled with more elegant champs. I miss season 2.
User avatar #1941 to #1940 - applecopy (08/23/2014) [-]
I remember telling u he sucked
but that was because I sucked back then
Veigar is boss
veigar is op
#1942 to #1941 - thechosentroll (08/23/2014) [-]
In my usual Veigar game, where I wasn't horribly assraped by the enemy mid (which was often before they started giving every champ and their grandma a dash attack), a single Q would deal 800 damage and my full combo of Q, E, W, R, Q, could deal about 4000 damage. That's enough to kill a Cho'Gath. I could burst down a ******* Singed. SINGED! I've never managed to 1v1 that ****** with anything other than Veigar.

Veigar is one of the most amazing champs in the game if you can play him properly. However, he's now practically useless, since since season 3 any champ without escape mechanisms just gets fisted by every champ that does. You can't play jungle Veigar, mid Veigar is going to hate life, bot Veigar just isn't possible, top Veigar gets *********** and support Veigar is just an insult to Veigar players everywhere - all 5 of them.
User avatar #1943 to #1942 - applecopy (08/23/2014) [-]
dude no, he's OP

but yea, I guess he gets screwed over by AD assasins.. and Talon/Zed are hot atm

But his AOE stun is OP OP
User avatar #1944 to #1943 - thechosentroll (08/23/2014) [-]
Oh yeah, I've managed to stun the entire enemy team many times. The best part is that so few people play Veigar that they don't even realize what he's capable of.
User avatar #1945 to #1944 - applecopy (08/23/2014) [-]
Yep, he's secretely op
He does have his weaknesses though
User avatar #1946 to #1945 - thechosentroll (08/23/2014) [-]
Yup, the problem is that in the current meta those weaknesses matter a lot. In the older metas, it was OK for a champ to be slow or squishy, as long as they did tons of damage. Now, it's all about control - who jumps the farthest, who stuns the longest, who has the best AoE. That's why squishy champs and squishy champs get ****** over. All the champs with jumps and dashes instantly get to you and destroy you and even if they don't get to you right away, you can't run away. Like how Mordekaiser is now useless. He used to be amazing, because of his shield, which meant that as long as he can do damage he's tanky, but now that everyone has stun, you just stun the ****** and kill him, because he can't use abilities while stunned.
User avatar #1947 to #1946 - applecopy (08/23/2014) [-]
Well, situational Banshee's could help his utility a lot
User avatar #1930 - dalokan (08/22/2014) [-]
Is it true that only riot employees can have RIOT on their name?
User avatar #1931 to #1930 - thechosentroll (08/22/2014) [-]
Yeah. Well, kind of. You can use words like Rioting, you just can't use riot as a separate word.
User avatar #1932 to #1931 - dalokan (08/22/2014) [-]
That means I had a game with one of the designers.

Damn...he sucks major dick in this game
User avatar #1933 to #1932 - thechosentroll (08/22/2014) [-]
He may have just been testing something to see how it looks ingame. You don't have to be good at LoL to work at Rito.
User avatar #1934 to #1933 - dalokan (08/22/2014) [-]
In ranked?
User avatar #1935 to #1934 - thechosentroll (08/22/2014) [-]
**** if I know. It's possible.
User avatar #1936 to #1935 - dalokan (08/22/2014) [-]
Oh well.

You think he can get me banned if I told him in-game to stick to designing?
User avatar #1937 to #1936 - thechosentroll (08/22/2014) [-]
This is Rito, of course he can.
#1938 to #1937 - dalokan (08/22/2014) [-]
****

Thanks anyways
User avatar #1929 - alexianary (08/19/2014) [-]
ay
User avatar #1928 - awesomerninjathing (08/19/2014) [-]
Hi, let's talk about stuff
User avatar #1920 to #1919 - thechosentroll (08/18/2014) [-]
What is it?
#1921 to #1920 - alexianary (08/18/2014) [-]
am I not allowed to drop by and say hi like a good friend?
am I not allowed to drop by and say hi like a good friend?
User avatar #1922 to #1921 - thechosentroll (08/18/2014) [-]
If I say "no" will you go away?
#1923 to #1922 - alexianary (08/18/2014) [-]
ah, nope, sorry.

How are you chosen?
User avatar #1924 to #1923 - thechosentroll (08/18/2014) [-]
I feel like **** , my head hurts and I'm currently watching **** on youtube.
#1925 to #1924 - alexianary (08/18/2014) [-]
Are you sick or why?
Take some ibuprofen or something, maybe sleep more regularly.

oooh, watcha watching?<3
User avatar #1926 to #1925 - thechosentroll (08/18/2014) [-]
No, I just randomly have these days where I wake up feeling like **** and my head hurts for no reason. Also, I found a new channel I'd never seen before. It caters to my interest in pointy objects. www.youtube.com/channel/UCNKcMBYP_-18FLgk4BYGtfw
#1927 to #1926 - alexianary (08/18/2014) [-]
awww, poor chosen
maybe you should pay attention to your diet? Or pick up some hobbies that keep stress levels low

oooh I like pointy objects
thanks<3
#1909 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (08/16/2014) [-]
Hi.
#1911 to #1910 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (08/16/2014) [-]
Getting around to playing more Katawa shoujo.
And you?
User avatar #1912 to #1911 - thechosentroll (08/16/2014) [-]
Silently judging you for playing that game, while trying to muster the will do to anything. ******* heat wave. It's so hot I've lost the will to do anything that requires any type of motion, which apparently includes gaming and reading. I've been trying to work up the willpower to do anything for about 2 hours now. Still nothing.
User avatar #1913 to #1912 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (08/16/2014) [-]
I feel it.
Sometimes chairs and beds just end up having more gravity at the end of the day. What a strange phenomenon.

I enjoy it so far.
User avatar #1914 to #1913 - thechosentroll (08/16/2014) [-]
Nah, this feels different. It's not a " **** it, I'm too tired to move." lack of willpower. It's more of a "If I move, I'm going to start sweating again." type. I have the physical ability and energy to do **** , I just don't want to, since I can almost hear myself sweating if I do any form of physical exertion.
#1915 to #1914 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (08/16/2014) [-]
Activate... the laser air conditioner.
User avatar #1916 to #1915 - thechosentroll (08/16/2014) [-]
I don't have one. Usually don't need one, either. It's just this heat wave that's ******* everything up.
#1917 to #1916 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (08/16/2014) [-]
Activate the fans?
User avatar #1918 to #1917 - thechosentroll (08/16/2014) [-]
That actually generates even MORE heat, which means I'm going to ******* die if I turn it off, which I have to, since it's too loud to fall asleep while it's working.
User avatar #1905 - nomora ONLINE (08/13/2014) [-]
You might like Aphorism. Not as dark as Berserk but the execution was spot on.
User avatar #1906 to #1905 - thechosentroll (08/13/2014) [-]
Thanks. I'm getting kind of a Battle Royale vibe from the synopsis. Is it like that or more similar to the Another style of "you're all going to die for ******** reasons."
User avatar #1907 to #1906 - nomora ONLINE (08/13/2014) [-]
Nope, failure in the events equal death, instead of just dying by being near someone.
User avatar #1908 to #1907 - thechosentroll (08/13/2014) [-]
Oooooooooh, so basically an "F stands for " ******* DEAD!" situation? Neat. That should be interesting.
#1903 to #1902 - thechosentroll (07/31/2014) [-]
&gt;Cassiopea   
   
Ugh god, I always had my suspicions, but now it's been confirmed. You really ARE a fag.
>Cassiopea

Ugh god, I always had my suspicions, but now it's been confirmed. You really ARE a fag.
#1904 to #1903 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (07/31/2014) [-]
Let me shuffle off that mortal coil~

I like her even if she's not a very good champion.
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