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#28 - What are you talking about? All the free gods are powerful as …  [+] (17 replies) 08/05/2016 on Umex Elubyoptov Fedumse +4
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#45 - pistachioofdoom (08/05/2016) [-]
Haven't played in a while, but doesn't that work with ALL the jumps? Including offensive ones like Kali's?
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#76 - thechosentroll (08/05/2016) [-]
Kind of, but some are worse than others. Most have a bit of a wind up animation, where the god prepares to jump, but for most gods it's either short as fuck or easy to see, because they're moving their hands backwards or bending their knees or some of the other things normal people do when preparing to jump. Neith does none of that. She just sits there and suddenly launches back, so you can't tell she's activated her jump.
#43 - skebaba (08/05/2016) [-]
Also, Zeus is fucking OP guys. I played as him on my first ever match and got a killstreak of 20
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#82 - tenaciouslee (08/05/2016) [-]
Zeus mid and Ra mid are probably the best bets you can get.

Zhong holds a good mid, too, but he's more suited for either left or right lane.
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#29 - dofyx (08/05/2016) [-]
what in sam hill do you spec for her ult to "hit like a truck" im never able to kill anyone unless i have bluestone on,because they always have 20 hp left also, one of my favorite "balenced" faggots is he fucking bo, seriously fuck that guy
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#30 - thechosentroll (08/05/2016) [-]
Fuck if I know. Maybe it just seems that way because the only time I get hit by it is when I'm playing a mage and I'm squishy as fuck. But, yeah, He Bo's also fucking ludicrous, but at least he can occasionally miss with his abilities. Unlike Neith.
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#31 - dofyx (08/05/2016) [-]
idk man, i swear there are times where my spirit arrow goes through a character model, but they dont get hit, but with he bo and nox for example, they can have both their feet out of the aoe and they still get fucked man. also, is it necessary to run transcendence and executioners on neith? i feel like i dont hit as hard with i play as her, but then other fucking reck me in like 4-5 arrows
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#32 - thechosentroll (08/05/2016) [-]
Then just wait for the next time a Neith fucks you up and copy their build. That's what I usually do with characters I'm bad with. Sadly it only works with characters that people actually play. So hard to find a good Ullr build. As for Bo and Nox, yeah, they've just got some fucked up hitboxes. Like Artemis and her magic teleporting trap.

On an unrelated note, is it me or is Nox's silence field thing kind of bullshit? I mean, even if you try to jump over that thing, it instantly slams you down to the ground. That seems kind of OP for an AoE ability which you can toss out every 7 seconds. For fucks' sake, Awilix does that as her ULT.
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#33 - dofyx (08/05/2016) [-]
i do copy other peoples builds, and then mix it around with different items that would be good for the situations, but then there are other hunters like fucking rama, xbal, and artimis, that just shit all over me, i absolutley hate those fucking 3 shot wonders. dude nox's silence thing is the most annoying thing of all existance, cant tell you how many time my abilties basically finish their animation with what seems like the actualy ability projectile, and then getting fucking silenced. like hoping with odin, or midjump as neith, and every other god
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#37 - existance (08/05/2016) [-]
Existence*
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#79 - dofyx (08/05/2016) [-]
Lol sorry m8, ive seen you get accidentally mentioned like 3 times now, 4th including me
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#80 - existance (08/05/2016) [-]
I just do my job.

I fear the day when I stop getting mentioned though, but in that moment, I will also be happy. My job will be done.
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#35 - thechosentroll (08/05/2016) [-]
Yeah, I like playing Bacchus and she is the biggest fucking buzzkill ever, cause bellyflopping is my main mode of transportation.

"LOOK OUT BELL-oh........... well, shit."
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#42 - lordsepulchure (08/05/2016) [-]
I have never had a big problem with Neith. Her escape is annoying but that's it really. Bacchus on the other hand... that guy just fucks up everything.
Btw how bad is it if I tell you I'm a Nox main?
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#77 - thechosentroll (08/05/2016) [-]
It mostly depends on whether or not you have the voodoo skin. If you do, then your good taste outweighs your sins. Also, my most played guardian is Bacchus solely becuase I enjoy causing pain with him, so I'm not one to judge. I got the Brynhildr skin just to add insult to injury. Having your team decimated sucks. Having your team decimated by the enemy support sucks REALLY hard. Having your team decimated by the enemy support, who's a fat alcoholic in drag that belches as an attack, is just fucking infuriating. Pretty much all the times when I've gotten someone to ragequit were with Bacchus and that skin.
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#78 - lordsepulchure (08/05/2016) [-]
Yeah that is fun. I have the Brynhildr skin myself. I prefer Xing Tian or Fafnir though, I love those guys.
As for the Nox skin, sadly no. I have all the other skins though. Mostly use Grim Shadow, all the grim skins strike me as sith cyborgs, and I really like that.
#38 - doctahhobo (08/05/2016) [-]
Fuck all that shit.

YOU
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BEK
#24 - Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah. You don't seem to understand. He's no…  [+] (2 replies) 08/05/2016 on Umex Elubyoptov Fedumse +4
#25 - therealkakashi (08/05/2016) [-]
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#26 - thechosentroll (08/05/2016) [-]
Exactly. NONE CAN COMPREHEND THE GLORY OF GUAN! Funnily enough, he's actually considered kind of shit, mostly because everyone is so broken that Guan doesn't even stick out.
#17 - Making it is the important part, not the end result. From what…  [+] (1 reply) 08/05/2016 on Because Fuck You +3
#20 - anon (08/05/2016) [-]
Could probably shove a lesson of impermanence in there too.
#17 - That's why I prefer punchier supports. Like Guan Yu in SMITE. …  [+] (25 replies) 08/05/2016 on Umex Elubyoptov Fedumse +14
#64 - derpoman (08/05/2016) [-]
DO NOT PURSUE
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#34 - zenthos (08/05/2016) [-]
wow I have not thought about smite in along time. Have not played it since last Christmas.
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#27 - tenaciouslee (08/05/2016) [-]
Despite being one of the free gods, Guan Yu is an absolute fucking beast, which is rare considering the usual starting-tier gods are meh at best.

Even tho Ra Mid is a force to be reckoned with.
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#28 - thechosentroll (08/05/2016) [-]
What are you talking about? All the free gods are powerful as fuck. Ra's pretty much always good, because of his versatility, even though he's a bit boring. Thor sucks if you use the recommended items, but if you build him properly he's a beast, my boy Ymir is fucking unstoppable and can decimate the entire enemy team if you build him MP and Neith is the single most infuriating thing in the game, because she's the poster girl of SMITE and the tutorial character, so they make her absurdly easy. "Tee hee, look at me and my dinky little bow. Look at me stun the entire enemy team, while also clearing the entire minion wave with a single ability at level fucking 3. Someone jumps me? No worries, I've got the single best and most idiot-proof escape in the game. Someone got away? No worries, I've got an ult that doesn't require any skill to use whatsoever and hits you like a truck from the other side of the map. Oh, right. I also do 5000 damage a second with my basic attacks."

I specifically go out of my way to make life hell for any Neith player. That bitch emotionally scarred me when I started off playing SMITE. Still pisses me off. Especially when I'm playing someone with an aimed stun like Goobis, because her stupid jump has invincibility frames and a slight animation delay, so she's just sitting there, my ability hits her model, I think it worked and throw in my other abilities and then she just jumps back, as if nothing had happened half a second later, dodging absolutely everything with 0 effort whatsoever.
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#45 - pistachioofdoom (08/05/2016) [-]
Haven't played in a while, but doesn't that work with ALL the jumps? Including offensive ones like Kali's?
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#76 - thechosentroll (08/05/2016) [-]
Kind of, but some are worse than others. Most have a bit of a wind up animation, where the god prepares to jump, but for most gods it's either short as fuck or easy to see, because they're moving their hands backwards or bending their knees or some of the other things normal people do when preparing to jump. Neith does none of that. She just sits there and suddenly launches back, so you can't tell she's activated her jump.
#43 - skebaba (08/05/2016) [-]
Also, Zeus is fucking OP guys. I played as him on my first ever match and got a killstreak of 20
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#82 - tenaciouslee (08/05/2016) [-]
Zeus mid and Ra mid are probably the best bets you can get.

Zhong holds a good mid, too, but he's more suited for either left or right lane.
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#29 - dofyx (08/05/2016) [-]
what in sam hill do you spec for her ult to "hit like a truck" im never able to kill anyone unless i have bluestone on,because they always have 20 hp left also, one of my favorite "balenced" faggots is he fucking bo, seriously fuck that guy
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#30 - thechosentroll (08/05/2016) [-]
Fuck if I know. Maybe it just seems that way because the only time I get hit by it is when I'm playing a mage and I'm squishy as fuck. But, yeah, He Bo's also fucking ludicrous, but at least he can occasionally miss with his abilities. Unlike Neith.
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#31 - dofyx (08/05/2016) [-]
idk man, i swear there are times where my spirit arrow goes through a character model, but they dont get hit, but with he bo and nox for example, they can have both their feet out of the aoe and they still get fucked man. also, is it necessary to run transcendence and executioners on neith? i feel like i dont hit as hard with i play as her, but then other fucking reck me in like 4-5 arrows
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#32 - thechosentroll (08/05/2016) [-]
Then just wait for the next time a Neith fucks you up and copy their build. That's what I usually do with characters I'm bad with. Sadly it only works with characters that people actually play. So hard to find a good Ullr build. As for Bo and Nox, yeah, they've just got some fucked up hitboxes. Like Artemis and her magic teleporting trap.

On an unrelated note, is it me or is Nox's silence field thing kind of bullshit? I mean, even if you try to jump over that thing, it instantly slams you down to the ground. That seems kind of OP for an AoE ability which you can toss out every 7 seconds. For fucks' sake, Awilix does that as her ULT.
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#33 - dofyx (08/05/2016) [-]
i do copy other peoples builds, and then mix it around with different items that would be good for the situations, but then there are other hunters like fucking rama, xbal, and artimis, that just shit all over me, i absolutley hate those fucking 3 shot wonders. dude nox's silence thing is the most annoying thing of all existance, cant tell you how many time my abilties basically finish their animation with what seems like the actualy ability projectile, and then getting fucking silenced. like hoping with odin, or midjump as neith, and every other god
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#37 - existance (08/05/2016) [-]
Existence*
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#79 - dofyx (08/05/2016) [-]
Lol sorry m8, ive seen you get accidentally mentioned like 3 times now, 4th including me
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#80 - existance (08/05/2016) [-]
I just do my job.

I fear the day when I stop getting mentioned though, but in that moment, I will also be happy. My job will be done.
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#35 - thechosentroll (08/05/2016) [-]
Yeah, I like playing Bacchus and she is the biggest fucking buzzkill ever, cause bellyflopping is my main mode of transportation.

"LOOK OUT BELL-oh........... well, shit."
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#42 - lordsepulchure (08/05/2016) [-]
I have never had a big problem with Neith. Her escape is annoying but that's it really. Bacchus on the other hand... that guy just fucks up everything.
Btw how bad is it if I tell you I'm a Nox main?
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#77 - thechosentroll (08/05/2016) [-]
It mostly depends on whether or not you have the voodoo skin. If you do, then your good taste outweighs your sins. Also, my most played guardian is Bacchus solely becuase I enjoy causing pain with him, so I'm not one to judge. I got the Brynhildr skin just to add insult to injury. Having your team decimated sucks. Having your team decimated by the enemy support sucks REALLY hard. Having your team decimated by the enemy support, who's a fat alcoholic in drag that belches as an attack, is just fucking infuriating. Pretty much all the times when I've gotten someone to ragequit were with Bacchus and that skin.
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#78 - lordsepulchure (08/05/2016) [-]
Yeah that is fun. I have the Brynhildr skin myself. I prefer Xing Tian or Fafnir though, I love those guys.
As for the Nox skin, sadly no. I have all the other skins though. Mostly use Grim Shadow, all the grim skins strike me as sith cyborgs, and I really like that.
#38 - doctahhobo (08/05/2016) [-]
Fuck all that shit.

YOU
CAN'T
REK
THE
BEK
#21 - therealkakashi (08/05/2016) [-]
In terms of Overwatch, Zenyatta is a bit like that.

He's fragile and has almost no mobility but can absolutely wreck shit with those orbs of his. That and his ULT makes him invincible and casts an AOE constant heal so you can literally just run through shit with your party without giving a fuck.
#24 - thechosentroll (08/05/2016) [-]
Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah. You don't seem to understand. He's not invincible for a couple of seconds, he's invincible for half the fucking game.

He has a heal, a dash, an attack that basically turns him into a blender for a couple of seconds and his ult, which calls his horse, he gets on it and runs circles around you, while slapping your shit. His heal is an AoE that restores 185 health every 12 seconds. With max CDR it goes down to 7 seconds. The thing is, his passive is that the more he gets hit and the more he hits people, the stronger his healing gets, until it doubles. So you're healing yourself and everyone around you for 370hp every 7 seconds, which is a lot, given how most gods end-game have about 2000-3000 HP. Furthermore, his healing ability lowers the cooldowns of his other abilities by 2 seconds, including his ult, which only has a cooldown of 90 seconds. What this means is that you can basically just spam your abilities non-stop, constantly doing damage, constantly dashing around, so you're hard to hit, constantly healing yourself and every 45 seconds or so, getting on your horse and fucking shit up really hard. He's the opposite of a walking ult like Zenyatta, if Guan stops spamming for 5 seconds, he dies. He actually does better when trying to 1v5 the enemy team than if trying to 1v1, because the chaos makes him even harder to hit and the extra stacks he gets make his healing even better.

You ever wondered what purgatory feels like? On the last April fools, SMITE had a special event where the matches had random conditions and a bunch of weird shit like teams being swapped, everyone being the same god and so on. I got a match where it was 5 Guan Yus vs 5 Guan Yus with infinite mana and 80% cooldown reduction. It lasted an hour and there was a grand total of 3 kills, because a guy on the enemy team had a shitty PC and would keep lagging, because it couldn't handle all the minions on the screen, because we were all healing so hard that even the minions refused to die. That is the power of Guan Motherfucking Yu.
#25 - therealkakashi (08/05/2016) [-]
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#26 - thechosentroll (08/05/2016) [-]
Exactly. NONE CAN COMPREHEND THE GLORY OF GUAN! Funnily enough, he's actually considered kind of shit, mostly because everyone is so broken that Guan doesn't even stick out.