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#889461 - No, I said "If I liked it, I would be watching it. I don'…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/02/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
User avatar #889463 - bionicpanda (03/02/2014) [-]
You looked into it, so you don't like it.....


mmkay i looked into your comment and don't like you. goodbye.

oh wait no, that's retarded.
User avatar #889466 - thechosentroll (03/02/2014) [-]
OK, are you fucking with me right now or are you just dense? Cause it's 5AM and I can't really tell the difference. I'll make it simpler.

1. I heard about GoT.
2. I looked into it.
3. I watched a bit.
4. I didn't like it.
5. I decided not to watch it.

Therefore, I don't watch it, because I don't like it. If step 4 hadn't occurred, I would be watching it.
#889458 - See? This type of ****** what I was talking about…  [+] (8 new replies) 03/02/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
User avatar #889469 - yusay (03/02/2014) [-]
Oh yeah, you started torrenting yet?
User avatar #889586 - thechosentroll (03/02/2014) [-]
For the 110th time, I'm not switching over to downloads.
#889610 - yusay (03/02/2014) [-]
That's what you say now.
User avatar #889621 - thechosentroll (03/02/2014) [-]
That's what I'll say until I'm in my GRAVE.
User avatar #889459 - bionicpanda (03/02/2014) [-]
?????

i'm not trying to convince you of anything. at all.


simply correcting you on information you obviously don't know anything about or have been misinformed about.

And you know you don't like something because you don't watch it?

Gee, you just joined the shit list of FJ users faster than shrekis
User avatar #889461 - thechosentroll (03/02/2014) [-]
No, I said "If I liked it, I would be watching it. I don't watch it, therefore I don't like it.". It means that I already watch the things I like and the fact that I've looked into it and chose not to watch it means I don't like it. Think a bit before putting someone on the shit list.
User avatar #889463 - bionicpanda (03/02/2014) [-]
You looked into it, so you don't like it.....


mmkay i looked into your comment and don't like you. goodbye.

oh wait no, that's retarded.
User avatar #889466 - thechosentroll (03/02/2014) [-]
OK, are you fucking with me right now or are you just dense? Cause it's 5AM and I can't really tell the difference. I'll make it simpler.

1. I heard about GoT.
2. I looked into it.
3. I watched a bit.
4. I didn't like it.
5. I decided not to watch it.

Therefore, I don't watch it, because I don't like it. If step 4 hadn't occurred, I would be watching it.
#889453 - I don't give a **** about main characters. I've n…  [+] (10 new replies) 03/02/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
User avatar #889454 - bionicpanda (03/02/2014) [-]
both the main characters that are dead are not at all cliche. Both were cool guys who were obvious fan favorites but they were stupid. And being stupid while playing at war/the game of thrones means you die.


Both died because of their stupidity and lack of being able to think about the consequences of their decisions.

Even the most cliche character in the story is actually showing signs of physcotic insanity
User avatar #889458 - thechosentroll (03/02/2014) [-]
See? This type of shit's what I was talking about below. Trying to convince me to like it is only making me dislike it more. If I liked it, I would be watch it. I don't watch it, therefore I don't like it. Accept that fact and let people like whatever the fuck they want to or you'll be just like the annoying fandoms that ruin anime for you.
User avatar #889469 - yusay (03/02/2014) [-]
Oh yeah, you started torrenting yet?
User avatar #889586 - thechosentroll (03/02/2014) [-]
For the 110th time, I'm not switching over to downloads.
#889610 - yusay (03/02/2014) [-]
That's what you say now.
User avatar #889621 - thechosentroll (03/02/2014) [-]
That's what I'll say until I'm in my GRAVE.
User avatar #889459 - bionicpanda (03/02/2014) [-]
?????

i'm not trying to convince you of anything. at all.


simply correcting you on information you obviously don't know anything about or have been misinformed about.

And you know you don't like something because you don't watch it?

Gee, you just joined the shit list of FJ users faster than shrekis
User avatar #889461 - thechosentroll (03/02/2014) [-]
No, I said "If I liked it, I would be watching it. I don't watch it, therefore I don't like it.". It means that I already watch the things I like and the fact that I've looked into it and chose not to watch it means I don't like it. Think a bit before putting someone on the shit list.
User avatar #889463 - bionicpanda (03/02/2014) [-]
You looked into it, so you don't like it.....


mmkay i looked into your comment and don't like you. goodbye.

oh wait no, that's retarded.
User avatar #889466 - thechosentroll (03/02/2014) [-]
OK, are you fucking with me right now or are you just dense? Cause it's 5AM and I can't really tell the difference. I'll make it simpler.

1. I heard about GoT.
2. I looked into it.
3. I watched a bit.
4. I didn't like it.
5. I decided not to watch it.

Therefore, I don't watch it, because I don't like it. If step 4 hadn't occurred, I would be watching it.
#889450 - Didn't get that far, so I wouldn't know.  [+] (12 new replies) 03/02/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
User avatar #889451 - bionicpanda (03/02/2014) [-]
literally only 2 real MAIN characters have been killed off.


The whole STOP KILLING MC's is just a fad
User avatar #889453 - thechosentroll (03/02/2014) [-]
I don't give a fuck about main characters. I've never been much of a fan of main characters in anything, since they tend to be cliche and dislikable. It's the likable side-character deaths that I dislike, regardless of the show. I'm that guy in the cinema who goes "OH, COME ON!" when the funny black guy in a movie dies.
User avatar #889454 - bionicpanda (03/02/2014) [-]
both the main characters that are dead are not at all cliche. Both were cool guys who were obvious fan favorites but they were stupid. And being stupid while playing at war/the game of thrones means you die.


Both died because of their stupidity and lack of being able to think about the consequences of their decisions.

Even the most cliche character in the story is actually showing signs of physcotic insanity
User avatar #889458 - thechosentroll (03/02/2014) [-]
See? This type of shit's what I was talking about below. Trying to convince me to like it is only making me dislike it more. If I liked it, I would be watch it. I don't watch it, therefore I don't like it. Accept that fact and let people like whatever the fuck they want to or you'll be just like the annoying fandoms that ruin anime for you.
User avatar #889469 - yusay (03/02/2014) [-]
Oh yeah, you started torrenting yet?
User avatar #889586 - thechosentroll (03/02/2014) [-]
For the 110th time, I'm not switching over to downloads.
#889610 - yusay (03/02/2014) [-]
That's what you say now.
User avatar #889621 - thechosentroll (03/02/2014) [-]
That's what I'll say until I'm in my GRAVE.
User avatar #889459 - bionicpanda (03/02/2014) [-]
?????

i'm not trying to convince you of anything. at all.


simply correcting you on information you obviously don't know anything about or have been misinformed about.

And you know you don't like something because you don't watch it?

Gee, you just joined the shit list of FJ users faster than shrekis
User avatar #889461 - thechosentroll (03/02/2014) [-]
No, I said "If I liked it, I would be watching it. I don't watch it, therefore I don't like it.". It means that I already watch the things I like and the fact that I've looked into it and chose not to watch it means I don't like it. Think a bit before putting someone on the shit list.
User avatar #889463 - bionicpanda (03/02/2014) [-]
You looked into it, so you don't like it.....


mmkay i looked into your comment and don't like you. goodbye.

oh wait no, that's retarded.
User avatar #889466 - thechosentroll (03/02/2014) [-]
OK, are you fucking with me right now or are you just dense? Cause it's 5AM and I can't really tell the difference. I'll make it simpler.

1. I heard about GoT.
2. I looked into it.
3. I watched a bit.
4. I didn't like it.
5. I decided not to watch it.

Therefore, I don't watch it, because I don't like it. If step 4 hadn't occurred, I would be watching it.
#889448 - Still not my cup of tea. Mostly because I don't like cut off t…  [+] (14 new replies) 03/02/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
User avatar #889449 - bionicpanda (03/02/2014) [-]
Ned's death was kind of off guard but the Red Wedding (aka one of the main characters deaths) was literally foreshadowed a SHIT TON a whole season and a half before it happened.


Any retard with a mind for story saw it coming.
User avatar #889450 - thechosentroll (03/02/2014) [-]
Didn't get that far, so I wouldn't know.
User avatar #889451 - bionicpanda (03/02/2014) [-]
literally only 2 real MAIN characters have been killed off.


The whole STOP KILLING MC's is just a fad
User avatar #889453 - thechosentroll (03/02/2014) [-]
I don't give a fuck about main characters. I've never been much of a fan of main characters in anything, since they tend to be cliche and dislikable. It's the likable side-character deaths that I dislike, regardless of the show. I'm that guy in the cinema who goes "OH, COME ON!" when the funny black guy in a movie dies.
User avatar #889454 - bionicpanda (03/02/2014) [-]
both the main characters that are dead are not at all cliche. Both were cool guys who were obvious fan favorites but they were stupid. And being stupid while playing at war/the game of thrones means you die.


Both died because of their stupidity and lack of being able to think about the consequences of their decisions.

Even the most cliche character in the story is actually showing signs of physcotic insanity
User avatar #889458 - thechosentroll (03/02/2014) [-]
See? This type of shit's what I was talking about below. Trying to convince me to like it is only making me dislike it more. If I liked it, I would be watch it. I don't watch it, therefore I don't like it. Accept that fact and let people like whatever the fuck they want to or you'll be just like the annoying fandoms that ruin anime for you.
User avatar #889469 - yusay (03/02/2014) [-]
Oh yeah, you started torrenting yet?
User avatar #889586 - thechosentroll (03/02/2014) [-]
For the 110th time, I'm not switching over to downloads.
#889610 - yusay (03/02/2014) [-]
That's what you say now.
User avatar #889621 - thechosentroll (03/02/2014) [-]
That's what I'll say until I'm in my GRAVE.
User avatar #889459 - bionicpanda (03/02/2014) [-]
?????

i'm not trying to convince you of anything. at all.


simply correcting you on information you obviously don't know anything about or have been misinformed about.

And you know you don't like something because you don't watch it?

Gee, you just joined the shit list of FJ users faster than shrekis
User avatar #889461 - thechosentroll (03/02/2014) [-]
No, I said "If I liked it, I would be watching it. I don't watch it, therefore I don't like it.". It means that I already watch the things I like and the fact that I've looked into it and chose not to watch it means I don't like it. Think a bit before putting someone on the shit list.
User avatar #889463 - bionicpanda (03/02/2014) [-]
You looked into it, so you don't like it.....


mmkay i looked into your comment and don't like you. goodbye.

oh wait no, that's retarded.
User avatar #889466 - thechosentroll (03/02/2014) [-]
OK, are you fucking with me right now or are you just dense? Cause it's 5AM and I can't really tell the difference. I'll make it simpler.

1. I heard about GoT.
2. I looked into it.
3. I watched a bit.
4. I didn't like it.
5. I decided not to watch it.

Therefore, I don't watch it, because I don't like it. If step 4 hadn't occurred, I would be watching it.
#889447 - Oh, yeah. I agree. That's why there's lots of shows with crapp… 03/02/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
#850687 - Yeah, so I thought. For a sec, I thought the toy in the top ri… 03/02/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#13 - I dunno. He seems more of a Slaanesh kind of guy. Like Doomrid…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/02/2014 on Deadpool 40k +5
User avatar #21 - serotonin (03/02/2014) [-]
More of Tzeench I would say. His plans are just crazy and they almost always work in some crazy fashion. Also his brain is in state of constant change


But he does have bit of each chaos god......chaos undivided maybe?
#11 - I am equal parts disgusted, terrified and amused. 03/02/2014 on He does have a nice side! +1
#850684 - Pissing off 12-yearolds is always fun. Quick question, though.… 03/02/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#850683 - Yeah, but I've already mastered the art of farming so hard I q…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/02/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #850801 - youngneil (03/02/2014) [-]
Zed looks like Shredder.
#889441 - No, no, no. That's the part I could write a thesis about - it'…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/02/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
#889446 - anonymous (03/02/2014) [-]
Although your perspective is accurate and highly plausible, fandoms are meant for fandoms to enjoy. For example, a humorous picture of a character Photo-shopped somewhere would be funny towards a fan, but to anyone else it would be considered strange. The internet is like the breeding ground of opinions and ideas which is how things manage to gain hype and become a popular topic among sites. Although, this allows for people with lesser intelligence to join in and interrupt the conversations of the normal fans, and to create a sort of uninteresting barrier around their preferred show.

TL;DR Stupid people ruin popular things, but the remaining few would be a general populous of people that share the same idea. So you should give at least a few things a try first.
User avatar #889447 - thechosentroll (03/02/2014) [-]
Oh, yeah. I agree. That's why there's lots of shows with crappy fandoms that haven't affected me, like Bleach, Hellsing (don't hurt me) or Gurren Lagann. The problem are the fandoms who go out of their way to shove it down your throat and are as subtle in their attempt at converting you as the spanish inquisition. Fandoms who mind their own business do no harm.
#889433 - I could write a goddamn thesis about why I never even gave Hyp…  [+] (20 new replies) 03/02/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
User avatar #889445 - bionicpanda (03/02/2014) [-]
game of thrones is pure amazingness and the book fandom is a lot less cancerous than the show.
User avatar #889448 - thechosentroll (03/02/2014) [-]
Still not my cup of tea. Mostly because I don't like cut off testicles floating in my tea. Though it makes the story more realistic, I'm not too much of a fan of characters I like being killed off with next to no warning.
User avatar #889449 - bionicpanda (03/02/2014) [-]
Ned's death was kind of off guard but the Red Wedding (aka one of the main characters deaths) was literally foreshadowed a SHIT TON a whole season and a half before it happened.


Any retard with a mind for story saw it coming.
User avatar #889450 - thechosentroll (03/02/2014) [-]
Didn't get that far, so I wouldn't know.
User avatar #889451 - bionicpanda (03/02/2014) [-]
literally only 2 real MAIN characters have been killed off.


The whole STOP KILLING MC's is just a fad
User avatar #889453 - thechosentroll (03/02/2014) [-]
I don't give a fuck about main characters. I've never been much of a fan of main characters in anything, since they tend to be cliche and dislikable. It's the likable side-character deaths that I dislike, regardless of the show. I'm that guy in the cinema who goes "OH, COME ON!" when the funny black guy in a movie dies.
User avatar #889454 - bionicpanda (03/02/2014) [-]
both the main characters that are dead are not at all cliche. Both were cool guys who were obvious fan favorites but they were stupid. And being stupid while playing at war/the game of thrones means you die.


Both died because of their stupidity and lack of being able to think about the consequences of their decisions.

Even the most cliche character in the story is actually showing signs of physcotic insanity
User avatar #889458 - thechosentroll (03/02/2014) [-]
See? This type of shit's what I was talking about below. Trying to convince me to like it is only making me dislike it more. If I liked it, I would be watch it. I don't watch it, therefore I don't like it. Accept that fact and let people like whatever the fuck they want to or you'll be just like the annoying fandoms that ruin anime for you.
User avatar #889469 - yusay (03/02/2014) [-]
Oh yeah, you started torrenting yet?
User avatar #889586 - thechosentroll (03/02/2014) [-]
For the 110th time, I'm not switching over to downloads.
#889610 - yusay (03/02/2014) [-]
That's what you say now.
User avatar #889621 - thechosentroll (03/02/2014) [-]
That's what I'll say until I'm in my GRAVE.
User avatar #889459 - bionicpanda (03/02/2014) [-]
?????

i'm not trying to convince you of anything. at all.


simply correcting you on information you obviously don't know anything about or have been misinformed about.

And you know you don't like something because you don't watch it?

Gee, you just joined the shit list of FJ users faster than shrekis
User avatar #889461 - thechosentroll (03/02/2014) [-]
No, I said "If I liked it, I would be watching it. I don't watch it, therefore I don't like it.". It means that I already watch the things I like and the fact that I've looked into it and chose not to watch it means I don't like it. Think a bit before putting someone on the shit list.
User avatar #889463 - bionicpanda (03/02/2014) [-]
You looked into it, so you don't like it.....


mmkay i looked into your comment and don't like you. goodbye.

oh wait no, that's retarded.
User avatar #889466 - thechosentroll (03/02/2014) [-]
OK, are you fucking with me right now or are you just dense? Cause it's 5AM and I can't really tell the difference. I'll make it simpler.

1. I heard about GoT.
2. I looked into it.
3. I watched a bit.
4. I didn't like it.
5. I decided not to watch it.

Therefore, I don't watch it, because I don't like it. If step 4 hadn't occurred, I would be watching it.
#889435 - anonymous (03/02/2014) [-]
Disliking things because they're popular is ridiculous
Stop being a hipster
#889441 - thechosentroll (03/02/2014) [-]
No, no, no. That's the part I could write a thesis about - it's not the popularity that puts me off, it's the attitude towards it and the impression it makes. I'm very objective when judging stuff, since I hate it when people just go: "It's bad, because I don't like it.", yet even the most objective persons' view can be clouded when the fandom leaves such a strong impression. It's kind of like how when you hate a person, suddenly everything they do seems annoying. You lose your ability to enjoy the show, since you associate certain parts of it with something you hate. The worst part is that it's all subconscious, so even if you realize it, you can't really stop it. Disliking the show becomes a reflex. It basically becomes like a bad smell - you don't know why it smells so bad, it just does, and even if you knew, it'd still be repulsive, since the reaction's been burned into your brain.

In short, if the fandom makes a bad enough impression on you, you'll automatically be bothered by the show and nothing short of therapy or the show being the greatest thing to ever grace your eyeballs with its' presence, tailored specifically to your taste and presented to you along with chocolate-flavored cocaine, served on an angels' tits will change that.
#889446 - anonymous (03/02/2014) [-]
Although your perspective is accurate and highly plausible, fandoms are meant for fandoms to enjoy. For example, a humorous picture of a character Photo-shopped somewhere would be funny towards a fan, but to anyone else it would be considered strange. The internet is like the breeding ground of opinions and ideas which is how things manage to gain hype and become a popular topic among sites. Although, this allows for people with lesser intelligence to join in and interrupt the conversations of the normal fans, and to create a sort of uninteresting barrier around their preferred show.

TL;DR Stupid people ruin popular things, but the remaining few would be a general populous of people that share the same idea. So you should give at least a few things a try first.
User avatar #889447 - thechosentroll (03/02/2014) [-]
Oh, yeah. I agree. That's why there's lots of shows with crappy fandoms that haven't affected me, like Bleach, Hellsing (don't hurt me) or Gurren Lagann. The problem are the fandoms who go out of their way to shove it down your throat and are as subtle in their attempt at converting you as the spanish inquisition. Fandoms who mind their own business do no harm.
#850671 - No matter how much League of Butthurt sucks, no matter how muc…  [+] (8 new replies) 03/02/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #850699 - hirollin (03/02/2014) [-]
if you can't easily win a game with nasus than you need to turn the game off and live your life you magnificent bastard.
User avatar #850933 - thechosentroll (03/02/2014) [-]
I just find him boring as fuck.
User avatar #850692 - elmilius (03/02/2014) [-]
Yasuo... Although you only need statikk shiv. After that it should be a smooth ride down crit lane
#850693 - thechosentroll (03/02/2014) [-]
Ugh, I know exactly what you're talking about. I haven't seen a Yasuo without one of those in weeks. I'm aware of how overpowered some items make him, but I'll pass. My burning hatred for him is too strong. I'd hate myself for playing him.
User avatar #850695 - elmilius (03/02/2014) [-]
Yeah, it's practically mandatory for him.
User avatar #850677 - youngneil (03/02/2014) [-]
Zed>Jax
Also, the ultimate in late game has got to be Nasus. I was able to win a 3 v 5 while playing as that fucker. Support never showed and ADC intentionally fed then left.
#850683 - thechosentroll (03/02/2014) [-]
Yeah, but I've already mastered the art of farming so hard I qualify for EU subsidies and then nuking the enemy team. I used to main Veigar. Only champ I played in seasons 2 and 3, in fact. Well, before I ragequit 7 times, at least. I've played Nasus and, frankly, to me he's just a ranged, less squishy Veigar, but without the evil laugh or ability to stun the entire enemy team.

Curious about Zed, though. Why's he great late-game? Just great ability scaling or is there more to it?
User avatar #850801 - youngneil (03/02/2014) [-]
Zed looks like Shredder.
#33 - Well, she HAD just been out cold for about 15 minutes. Not goo… 03/02/2014 on Works Every Time 0
#889392 - It's overhyped **** that was good for its' time, …  [+] (1 new reply) 03/02/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
User avatar #889395 - bababadsheep (03/02/2014) [-]
Well, it is technically new, but yeah, that is going to be its future. It seriously blew my mind though.

A non-overhyped (read:accurate) description of it is "multi-track drifting".
#889386 - Too lazy to google. Link?  [+] (1 new reply) 03/01/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
User avatar #889387 - cptsweatpants (03/02/2014) [-]
wafflesatnoon.com/2013/05/09/illegal-to-be-overweight-in-japan/ This one pretty much covers it. You can see that the law is kinda silly and conflictive, but it is a good idea in itself.
#889383 - Now I'm actually curious about this show.  [+] (3 new replies) 03/01/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
User avatar #889390 - bababadsheep (03/02/2014) [-]
Watch it faglord. It is the Evangelion of anime and the Citizen Kane of books.
User avatar #889392 - thechosentroll (03/02/2014) [-]
It's overhyped shit that was good for its' time, but didn't stand the test of time, with fans so obsessed with how good it is that they never see any of the flaws and put everyone off watching it?
User avatar #889395 - bababadsheep (03/02/2014) [-]
Well, it is technically new, but yeah, that is going to be its future. It seriously blew my mind though.

A non-overhyped (read:accurate) description of it is "multi-track drifting".
#889382 - Wait, about sumo wrestlers and **** ?  [+] (3 new replies) 03/01/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... +1
User avatar #889384 - cptsweatpants (03/01/2014) [-]
Those are an obvious exception. It's not really illegal in terms of a punishable offence. I suggest you read up on it. It's actually a pretty good concept, one that America would sorely need.
User avatar #889386 - thechosentroll (03/01/2014) [-]
Too lazy to google. Link?
User avatar #889387 - cptsweatpants (03/02/2014) [-]
wafflesatnoon.com/2013/05/09/illegal-to-be-overweight-in-japan/ This one pretty much covers it. You can see that the law is kinda silly and conflictive, but it is a good idea in itself.
#889381 - It's by the guys who made Freudean Slip: The Anime aka G… 03/01/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... +3
#214788 - You can grow up only once. You can be immature forever. 03/01/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... +1
#214785 - The boardgame had better animations. 03/01/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#850575 - Welcome to the "No one gives a **** about th…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/01/2014 on Video Games Board - console... +1
User avatar #850579 - lolshadowjewtwo (03/01/2014) [-]
*waits for mother 4 that will never come*
#61 - Fair point, but it's a well-known fact that headwear determine…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/01/2014 on Protective Armor +2
User avatar #63 - nigeltheoutlaw (03/01/2014) [-]
I'm not very well versed in 40K so I guess that makes some sense.
#55 - It's a common dwarven custom to lob newborns at the enemy troo…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/01/2014 on Protective Armor +2
User avatar #58 - galaxyguy (03/01/2014) [-]
And it's an essential part of a good upbringing too.

Remember kids: If your parents did not try to throw you at a goblin, they probably never loved you.
You may as well give up now and take up a job as a *shudder* woodcarver
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User avatar #2318 to #2317 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (01/27/2015) [-]
hi there..
User avatar #2320 to #2319 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (01/27/2015) [-]
watching house. you?
User avatar #2321 to #2320 - thechosentroll (01/27/2015) [-]
Watching a guys' 265th episode of The Binding of Isaac: Rebirtth
User avatar #2322 to #2321 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (01/27/2015) [-]
what do you mean episode?
User avatar #2323 to #2322 - thechosentroll (01/27/2015) [-]
playthrough
User avatar #2325 to #2323 - madzombiie ONLINE (01/27/2015) [-]
you watch northernlion dont you chosentroll
User avatar #2326 to #2325 - thechosentroll (01/27/2015) [-]
Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaybe. Subscribed today, actually. Also, the **** are you doing here?
User avatar #2327 to #2326 - madzombiie ONLINE (01/27/2015) [-]
look at #2324 thats what im doing here. northernlion is the ******* best though, ive been subbed since his Super Meat Boy playthrough
User avatar #2328 to #2327 - thechosentroll (01/28/2015) [-]
Oh, I thought that was a youtuber. Didn't even notice your name.
User avatar #2329 to #2328 - madzombiie ONLINE (01/28/2015) [-]
but i am a youtuber, i have a whopping 0 subs
User avatar #2324 to #2323 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (01/27/2015) [-]
oh. Madzombiie plays a ******* of that game.
You should try they bleed pixels
User avatar #2313 to #2285 - madzombiie ONLINE (01/22/2015) [-]
i will poop on your chest
User avatar #2314 to #2313 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (01/22/2015) [-]
I postled some of the OCs.
User avatar #2307 to #2285 - thechosentroll (01/21/2015) [-]
There's nothing to be sorry about, there's just things I greatly dislike. This is one of them.
User avatar #2308 to #2307 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (01/21/2015) [-]
I understand.
#2286 to #2285 - thechosentroll (01/21/2015) [-]
I just remembered something. Remember about a year ago when you started posting Fran, I told you you'll get bored of her and you claimed you never would? Am I good at guessing **** or what? Sup?
#2287 to #2286 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (01/21/2015) [-]
Tomoko was my mascot ages ago, and I still love fran. I just have a harder time finding the right expressions with fran sometimes.
#2288 to #2287 - thechosentroll (01/21/2015) [-]
I don't. Good thing I have a limited range of expressions. Also, I'm drinking tea.
#2289 to #2288 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (01/21/2015) [-]
I'm depressed far too often to use her effectively.
User avatar #2290 to #2289 - thechosentroll (01/21/2015) [-]
And why's that?
User avatar #2291 to #2290 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (01/21/2015) [-]
I don't know man, There's a lot of **** wrong with me.
User avatar #2292 to #2291 - thechosentroll (01/21/2015) [-]
There's a lot of **** wrong with everyone. Usually there's a specific reason.
#2293 to #2292 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (01/21/2015) [-]
I had a ****** past, have a ****** present, and will probably have a ****** future.
Life isn't enjoyable to me and hasn't been for years.
User avatar #2294 to #2293 - thechosentroll (01/21/2015) [-]
Aren't you a bit young for a midlife crisis?
User avatar #2295 to #2294 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (01/21/2015) [-]
I'm not too young to realize I don't enjoy life.
I'm genetically predisposed to clinical depression, but we have no insurance to get my diagnosed let alone medicated.
I just feel like **** all the time.
User avatar #2296 to #2295 - thechosentroll (01/21/2015) [-]
Then this is outside my area of expertise. Good luck with that. Try getting a dog or something. Those things basically **** happiness. Except when they **** it on the carpet.
#2297 to #2296 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (01/21/2015) [-]
I already have one.
Thanks though.
User avatar #2298 to #2297 - thechosentroll (01/21/2015) [-]
Get another one. Become the worlds' first crazy dog person.
User avatar #2299 to #2298 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (01/21/2015) [-]
I'd rather be like a crazy reptile person.

And I think when guys go crazy they get a ******* of birds.
User avatar #2300 to #2299 - thechosentroll (01/21/2015) [-]
You sure? The only crazy bird people I can think of were Nicola Tesla and Edgar Allan Poe. Also, reptiles are not nearly active and fluffy enough to help with sadness. They just sit there staring at you like "Is this ***** serious? Stop crying and feed me, you dumbass.".
#2302 to #2300 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (01/21/2015) [-]
Our conversations are usually kinda funny. and I've wanted to start making OC comics on funnyjunk. (Just have to figure out this damned drawing tablet better.) If I include you in any of my comics I'd like to kinda draw what you look like.
Can you give me either a real good description or a picture?
Also what kinda clothes you usually find yourself wearing.
#2309 to #2302 - include (01/21/2015) [-]
Any OC is good OC, I always thumb up OC.
User avatar #2303 to #2302 - thechosentroll (01/21/2015) [-]
Could you just replace me with a random person? I don't really like being part of things like those.
#2304 to #2303 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (01/21/2015) [-]
But you're my closest FJ friend and our personality archetypes fit perfectly for witty banter and a continuous stream of humor much like that found in sitcoms.
You'd make a great character and I'd like to include you when the time comes..
#2310 to #2304 - include (01/21/2015) [-]
Who else are you gonna include?

itsthetie, phanact, ************ or even joshlol
User avatar #2311 to #2310 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (01/21/2015) [-]
I was thinking of using people I actually talk to on a regular basis to spice it up like wolfipedia and madzombiie
User avatar #2305 to #2304 - thechosentroll (01/21/2015) [-]
Just include someone with my personality who's not me. I REALLY dislike being in this sort of thing.
User avatar #2306 to #2305 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (01/21/2015) [-]
Im sorry.
User avatar #2301 to #2300 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (01/21/2015) [-]
snakes cuddle at least if only for warmth.
#2260 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (01/13/2015) [-]
Have you read watamote?
User avatar #2281 to #2260 - thechosentroll (01/14/2015) [-]
The internet has desensitized me to the point where I don't even care if there's a dick attached to something, but I'm still very much straight.
User avatar #2282 to #2281 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (01/14/2015) [-]
So does that mean you do or dont want to see me in the socks?
User avatar #2283 to #2282 - thechosentroll (01/14/2015) [-]
I don't want to see.
User avatar #2284 to #2283 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (01/14/2015) [-]
Okay.
User avatar #2261 to #2260 - thechosentroll (01/14/2015) [-]
No, I see enough cringy people in real life. Don't need to read about them as well.
User avatar #2262 to #2261 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (01/14/2015) [-]
the manga is a lot better than the anime. Far less cringy.
User avatar #2263 to #2262 - thechosentroll (01/14/2015) [-]
I feel like that would defeat the whole point of the exercise.
User avatar #2264 to #2263 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (01/14/2015) [-]
Not really.
User avatar #2265 to #2264 - thechosentroll (01/14/2015) [-]
Still not really my prefered choice of literature. And even if it were, I'm too busy playing Kerbal Space Program to read it. I've been trying to get the largest fuel tank in the game into orbit and attach it to a space station. It's been two days and I still haven't managed it, but god damn it, I will eventually do this **** . I WILL NOT BE DEFEATED BY SOMETHING AS TRIVIAL AS GRAVITY!
User avatar #2266 to #2265 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (01/14/2015) [-]
Kebab space program.
User avatar #2267 to #2266 - thechosentroll (01/14/2015) [-]
Well, they do tend to blow up from time to time.
#2269 to #2268 - thechosentroll (01/14/2015) [-]
God damn it, they chimpmunked it. The things people do to kerbals will never cease to amaze me.
God damn it, they chimpmunked it. The things people do to kerbals will never cease to amaze me. Kerbal Space Program: RCS Sling
User avatar #2270 to #2269 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (01/14/2015) [-]
The music makes this so much better. Jesus crhsit Im dying
User avatar #2271 to #2270 - thechosentroll (01/14/2015) [-]
Yeah, all of this guys' videos are like that. It's awesome. Kerbal Space Program: The Glitch Device KSP: Absurd Contraptions - Return Cannon Kerbal Space Program: 25 Things To Do With Asteroids
User avatar #2272 to #2271 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (01/14/2015) [-]
Favoriting for later. Going to sleep soon.
You want to hear a surprising statistic?
Out of people that have specifically personally asked me to cross dress, 5/7 of them were women.
User avatar #2273 to #2272 - thechosentroll (01/14/2015) [-]
Or really good crossdressers.
User avatar #2274 to #2273 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (01/14/2015) [-]
I'm almost certain they were women.
User avatar #2275 to #2274 - thechosentroll (01/14/2015) [-]
Almost.
User avatar #2276 to #2275 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (01/14/2015) [-]
two of them I knew for a fact were
because I saw it with my own eyes.

One of them bought me a couple pairs of thigh high socks.
User avatar #2277 to #2276 - thechosentroll (01/14/2015) [-]
Kinky.
User avatar #2278 to #2277 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (01/14/2015) [-]
She also wanted to buy me this gothic dress. It was cute...
I have pictures of me wearing the socks, but I don't know if you're into that.
User avatar #2279 to #2278 - thechosentroll (01/14/2015) [-]
No, no I am not.
User avatar #2280 to #2279 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (01/14/2015) [-]
I figured.
#2253 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (01/12/2015) [-]
I always forget about the goddamn seizure banner.
User avatar #2254 to #2253 - thechosentroll (01/12/2015) [-]
I count on it.
User avatar #2255 to #2254 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (01/12/2015) [-]
So whats up man?
User avatar #2256 to #2255 - thechosentroll (01/12/2015) [-]
Not much. Turns out finals are pretty boring when you're exempt from most of the exams.
User avatar #2257 to #2256 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (01/12/2015) [-]
Nice.
Do you have a 3DS?
User avatar #2259 to #2258 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (01/12/2015) [-]
: <
User avatar #2248 to #2247 - thechosentroll (01/07/2015) [-]
I take it you like the new banner?
#2249 to #2248 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (01/07/2015) [-]
Well I'm still recovering but it's kinda cute if you don't look too long.
User avatar #2250 to #2249 - thechosentroll (01/07/2015) [-]
I'm actually curious if I'll eventually manage to kill someone with it. Too bad I'd never know, since they'd be dead.
User avatar #2252 to #2250 - madzombiie ONLINE (01/10/2015) [-]
you killed me with it. rip.
User avatar #2251 to #2250 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (01/07/2015) [-]
Yeaaaahh.
User avatar #2245 to #2244 - thechosentroll (01/04/2015) [-]
Thank you, it discourages stalkers.
#2240 - shroomdozer (12/29/2014) [-]
AHGH MY EYES   
I came here to stalk you but now I am partially blinded.   
I hope you're happy with your header.
AHGH MY EYES
I came here to stalk you but now I am partially blinded.
I hope you're happy with your header.

User avatar #2243 to #2240 - thechosentroll (12/30/2014) [-]
I see the new banner is doing its' job well enough.
User avatar #2246 to #2243 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (01/07/2015) [-]
Yeah...
User avatar #2241 to #2240 - partially (12/29/2014) [-]
You've commented on my prof now here i am being summoned
are we starting a cult ?
#2242 to #2241 - shroomdozer (12/29/2014) [-]
Uh oh, sorry, didn't mean to summon you.   
But now that you are here... we must find a way to get rid of certain... &quot;people&quot;.   
 Meet me in the candy van 2 hours from now.
Uh oh, sorry, didn't mean to summon you.
But now that you are here... we must find a way to get rid of certain... "people".
Meet me in the candy van 2 hours from now.
#2239 - theycallmesatan (12/26/2014) [-]
**theycallmesatan used "*roll picture*"**
**theycallmesatan rolled image**
#2225 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (12/17/2014) [-]
Have you ever played don't starve?
User avatar #2226 to #2225 - thechosentroll (12/18/2014) [-]
Yes and I got bored of it pretty quickly. Not really my cup of tea.
User avatar #2227 to #2226 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (12/18/2014) [-]
There's a multiplayer now.
User avatar #2228 to #2227 - thechosentroll (12/18/2014) [-]
Ah, being bored with the friends I don't have. Fun.
User avatar #2229 to #2228 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (12/18/2014) [-]
I'm your friend : <
User avatar #2230 to #2229 - thechosentroll (12/18/2014) [-]
Yeah, sorry. I'm kind of odd when it comes to classifying people as friends. I divide people into acquaintances, close acquaintances and friends. Acquaintances are people I know, close ones are people I know and kind of like, friends are people who I'd take a bullet for or give my kidney to if they needed it. You're a close acquaintance, I guess. That's still not bad.
#2231 to #2230 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (12/18/2014) [-]
Well when you put it that way.
I'm bored. How are you?
#2232 to #2231 - thechosentroll (12/18/2014) [-]
Today was the first time I felt genuine joy in in a month. I've been trying all semester to exempt myself from as many finals as possible, because those are painful. So far, I've managed to exempt myself from one, I've got an exam later today to exempt myself from another and I just came home after exempting myself from the math finals. My grades in math are an A, an F and a C. The F was an unfortunate accident, so today I went to retake the exam it was on. Instead I got a 15-minute oral exam, which I did amazingly on and got my grade bumped up to a B, which is just enough to not have to take the final. THIS IS AWESOME! I was hoping to maybe get a C-, which isn't enough to exempt me, but it's enough to at least preserve my dignity. Instead I get a B. It took all my willpower to not start jumping and fistpumping on the spot. Suffering and hard work are paying off for likely the first time in my life. I know they gave me this because I go to every lecture and exercise and actively take part. I just know it.

So, this day's off to a good start. Hope it stays that way. Kind of doubt it will, but there's always the off chance that life's feeling lazy and doesn't feel like kicking me in the balls today.
User avatar #2233 to #2232 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (12/18/2014) [-]
One really has to admire dedication like that.
Good job man. Glad you're feeling well.
User avatar #2234 to #2233 - thechosentroll (12/18/2014) [-]
I don't even consider it dedication. I am paying to go to this university. Of course I'm gonna go to every lecture. That's why I'm here. Not going would defeat the purpose of university. Anyway, how are you doing?
User avatar #2235 to #2234 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (12/18/2014) [-]
Got to see my hometown for the first time in a year (visited for a week)
Got in a fight with my dad, said he never wanted to see me again after I fly home, said he was done caring about me and said I deserved what I got as a kid.
Flew home, got sick the day before coming home.

Got don't starve together for free.
User avatar #2236 to #2235 - thechosentroll (12/18/2014) [-]
Grade A dad.
User avatar #2237 to #2236 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (12/18/2014) [-]
Yeeeap
#2224 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (12/03/2014) [-]
Look at this **** .
Look at it.
Its retarded.
www.twitch.tv/snakefire41/c/5607886
#2219 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (11/30/2014) [-]
I want to write a story
about a female alien with segmented tendrils that can shoot from her back
but the catch is
its comedy
she has a vulgar mouth and a lax attitude
and she hangs out with some nervous antisocial dweeb (think ron stoppable) after crashing on earth trying to escape a ceremony on her home planet
where she's crowned queen
which she doesn't want...

I came up with all of that in a few minutes during a shower but I think the idea is solid.
User avatar #2221 to #2219 - thechosentroll (12/01/2014) [-]
Tokyo Ghoul. You basically just described a Tokyo Ghoul fanfic.
User avatar #2223 to #2221 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (12/01/2014) [-]
The only similarity at all is the tendrils.
puu.sh/dbAOy/6a5496dc90.png
puu.sh/dbAPW/2a322a04bf.png
#2189 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (11/25/2014) [-]
So I'm probably gonna be moving to vegas in the next year or so.

By then I'll be 18 and I can get paid for sucking dick.
Although how would I be able to ensure I wasn't raped or shoplifted.

If you don't pay an escort is it rape or shoplifting?
#2215 to #2189 - thechosentroll (11/25/2014) [-]
Sorry, another policy of mine. Only use Facebook for official stuff, so I don't upload anything silly or give it to people unless I have to. In short, you're not getting my IRL.
Sorry, another policy of mine. Only use Facebook for official stuff, so I don't upload anything silly or give it to people unless I have to. In short, you're not getting my IRL.
#2216 to #2215 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (11/25/2014) [-]
Wow rude.

DId you see me before or after my haircut?
User avatar #2217 to #2216 - thechosentroll (11/25/2014) [-]
After, I think.
User avatar #2218 to #2217 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (11/25/2014) [-]
ah.
User avatar #2190 to #2189 - thechosentroll (11/25/2014) [-]
Technically, an escort isn't paid specifically for the act of sex, just company. Also, they pay beforehand. The sex is optional. And I'd be more worried about drunk cougars than dicks. Moreso about sober cougars.
#2191 to #2190 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (11/25/2014) [-]
I prefer women, and at that, I prefer older taller women.
Finding a cougar would be icing on the cake.
User avatar #2192 to #2191 - thechosentroll (11/25/2014) [-]
You don't find a cougar. The cougar finds you. There's a reason they're compared to predatory animals. Also, are you moving to the city of Las Vegas or just the state?
User avatar #2194 to #2192 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (11/25/2014) [-]
also why would that be a bad thing?
User avatar #2196 to #2194 - thechosentroll (11/25/2014) [-]
Didn't say it's a bad thing, just that you won't be the one choosing the cougar.
User avatar #2198 to #2196 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (11/25/2014) [-]
then why would you be worried about them.
#2193 to #2192 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (11/25/2014) [-]
The outer edge of the city. I think you're confusing vegas for new york.
Vegas is in nevada.

I lived there once ten years ago.
I've been feeling pretty depressed in the past eight months since I moved away from my home in the mojave. My mom doesn't want to go back to california, and I want to go back to the desert so vegas is a good compromise.
User avatar #2195 to #2193 - thechosentroll (11/25/2014) [-]
Ugh, god, the very idea of that makes me feel uncomfortable. I hate the heat. I can't imagine why anyone would even want to live there in the first place. Then again, it's currently 15 degrees in the room and I'm wearing a T-shirt, so I guess I'm just suited for a different climate.
User avatar #2197 to #2195 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (11/25/2014) [-]
I hate the cold.
I legitimately am always sitting on a heat pad here. I might be making myself sterile but I couldn't care less so long as my ass isn't freezing.

I hate humid heat. But I love warmth. Back in my old town in the middle of summer it could be 110 degrees with like 10% humidity, and I felt so good.
User avatar #2199 to #2197 - thechosentroll (11/25/2014) [-]
Jesus ************ Christ, that sounds like living in an oven. Eh, whatever, to each their own. Personally, my dream house would be somewhere in central Siberia - no people, only bears and the cold. It'd be kind of a bitch getting food or an internet connection, though.
#2200 to #2199 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (11/25/2014) [-]
I don't know if you've ever felt a dry heat but I assure you its much better than you imagine.

Its really hard for me to keep warm in cold environments.
User avatar #2201 to #2200 - thechosentroll (11/25/2014) [-]
Yes, I've felt a dry heat and it feels like my hair is going to catch fire.
#2202 to #2201 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (11/25/2014) [-]
THe only disadvantage for me is my hair is really straight and fine. Dry = static, static = uncontrollable hair.
User avatar #2203 to #2202 - thechosentroll (11/25/2014) [-]
Well, mine's like that anyway, so it wouldn't matter. Save for the whole "on fire" thing.
User avatar #2204 to #2203 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (11/25/2014) [-]
have you seen what I look like by the way?
User avatar #2205 to #2204 - thechosentroll (11/25/2014) [-]
Yes. Rather scrawny and punchable.
User avatar #2207 to #2206 - thechosentroll (11/25/2014) [-]
And true.
User avatar #2209 to #2207 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (11/25/2014) [-]
and you would taste delicious
User avatar #2211 to #2209 - thechosentroll (11/25/2014) [-]
And that one sounded even gayer.
#2212 to #2211 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (11/25/2014) [-]
Allllright tough guy lets see a picture of you then.
User avatar #2213 to #2212 - thechosentroll (11/25/2014) [-]
I have none, I'm not very photogenic and it's my policy to never post pics of myself outside of facebook.
User avatar #2214 to #2213 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (11/25/2014) [-]
THen link me your facebook.
User avatar #2208 to #2207 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (11/25/2014) [-]
I might be tiny but I'm voracious. I would eat you whole if given the chance.
User avatar #2210 to #2208 - thechosentroll (11/25/2014) [-]
That sounds extremely gay. Even for you.
#2180 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (11/17/2014) [-]
So I tried gurgling darude sandstorm with a mouthful of pepsi and choked a bit.

Darude drownstorm.

vocaroo.com/i/s1AFnn2EbkDt
User avatar #2181 to #2180 - thechosentroll (11/17/2014) [-]
Remind me, how old were you again? Ah, doesn't matter what you answer. In any case, it's a miracle you've survived this long.
#2182 to #2181 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (11/17/2014) [-]
Hey man, give me some credit. It takes some actual WORK to not die when you're this retarded.
User avatar #2183 to #2182 - thechosentroll (11/17/2014) [-]
I'm sure remembering to inhale and exhale every once in a while takes quite a bit of concentration.
#2184 to #2183 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (11/17/2014) [-]
I have asthma. Sometimes it's not voluntary.
User avatar #2185 to #2184 - thechosentroll (11/17/2014) [-]
Ah yes, I keep forgetting some people are so bad at everything they can't even breathe straight.
#2186 to #2185 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (11/17/2014) [-]
Its not so much that I'm bad at it. I'm just so gay I can't do much of anything straight.
User avatar #2187 to #2186 - thechosentroll (11/17/2014) [-]
Yeah, it's been 5 minutes and I still have no witty or semi-witty retort. You win this round.
User avatar #2188 to #2187 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (11/17/2014) [-]
Ayyyy
User avatar #2179 - rapkid (11/16/2014) [-]
did you come from the heavens? your so damn great bro

the chosen troll? more like the chosen angel
User avatar #2163 to #2162 - thechosentroll (11/12/2014) [-]
What is it?
#2164 to #2163 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (11/12/2014) [-]
Hi!
I felt like talking to you.
User avatar #2166 to #2165 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (11/12/2014) [-]
Not too much. I want someone to play tf2 with.
If I stood next to you and you held your arm out straight, your arm would go over my head.
User avatar #2167 to #2166 - thechosentroll (11/12/2014) [-]
Sorry, I don't play TF2. What did the last bit have to do with anything, though?
User avatar #2168 to #2167 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (11/12/2014) [-]
It was a completely separate thought that popped into my mind.
Are you going to get Overwatch when it comes out?
User avatar #2169 to #2168 - thechosentroll (11/12/2014) [-]
Doubt it. Not much of an FPS fan. Looks cool, though.
User avatar #2170 to #2169 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (11/12/2014) [-]
I've never been more hyped for a game.
And I'm not even a blizzard fan.
User avatar #2171 to #2170 - thechosentroll (11/12/2014) [-]
Yeah, Blizz are more or less the gods of hype. They got me so hyped for Heroes of The Storm, I was jumping in my seat with excitement every time it was mentioned. Then I saw the gameplay and I decided I'd rather stick with SMITE. Dat trailer, though. They finally bothered using metal in a trailer. I'VE BEEN WAITING YEARS FOR THIS!

Heroes of the Stormâ„¢ Cinematic Trailer
User avatar #2172 to #2171 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (11/12/2014) [-]
But I saw actual gameplay of overwatched.
User avatar #2174 to #2172 - thechosentroll (11/12/2014) [-]
Like I said, not much of an FPS fan. To me it just looks like TF2 cranked up to 11, which is good, but I feel like it'd share TF2s' problems, also cranked up to 11. More classes is nice and all, but unless they make it like in a DoTA-style game, where you can't have multiple copies of the same character on your team, it's going to be nothing but reapers and widowmakers or whatever the flavor of the month will be, because balancing a game with that many characters (they intend to add a hell of a lot more than the ones shown) is nigh impossible. Even for Blizzard.
User avatar #2175 to #2174 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (11/12/2014) [-]
I agree completely.
User avatar #2173 to #2172 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (11/12/2014) [-]
Overwatch*
#2155 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (10/29/2014) [-]
Hello.
User avatar #2156 to #2155 - thechosentroll (10/29/2014) [-]
What is it? Can't talk much right now. Studying. Exams. Materials in electronics. Basically physics on steroids. Suck at physics. Pain.
#2157 to #2156 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (10/29/2014) [-]
**** sounds rough. I'm sorry...
#2158 to #2157 - thechosentroll (10/29/2014) [-]
Nah, I signed up for this fully aware of what I'd have to deal with. To be fair, I'm actually enjoying this quite a bit. Not the &quot;pain&quot; part, but the fact that we study 						****					 really in-depth. I like understanding the very essence of the 						****					 I have to learn and that's exactly what we're doing right now. The subject I'm studying for (materials in electronics) is just that - we don't just learn about what materials are better, we analyze the very physical reactions which cause stuff like electricity to occur and how those reactions change based on different variables like the materials, pressure, temperature, that sort of stuff. It's surprisingly interesting, though it seems boring as 						****					 at first glance. Sadly, you can't just memorize 						****					, you have to develop an understanding of what the 						****					 is going on, which is why preparing for this exam is being a bitch. Also, the exams' basically &quot;Here's the title of 1 of the 16 subjects we've covered so far. Write everything you know about it. Explain that 						****					.&quot;. One question. Long-ass written answer. If you get unlucky and draw something you didn't prepare for, you're 						******					. So, I have to prepare for everything, which is a lot.
Nah, I signed up for this fully aware of what I'd have to deal with. To be fair, I'm actually enjoying this quite a bit. Not the "pain" part, but the fact that we study **** really in-depth. I like understanding the very essence of the **** I have to learn and that's exactly what we're doing right now. The subject I'm studying for (materials in electronics) is just that - we don't just learn about what materials are better, we analyze the very physical reactions which cause stuff like electricity to occur and how those reactions change based on different variables like the materials, pressure, temperature, that sort of stuff. It's surprisingly interesting, though it seems boring as **** at first glance. Sadly, you can't just memorize **** , you have to develop an understanding of what the **** is going on, which is why preparing for this exam is being a bitch. Also, the exams' basically "Here's the title of 1 of the 16 subjects we've covered so far. Write everything you know about it. Explain that **** .". One question. Long-ass written answer. If you get unlucky and draw something you didn't prepare for, you're ****** . So, I have to prepare for everything, which is a lot.
#2159 to #2158 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (10/29/2014) [-]
Jesus. I'd probably die
User avatar #2160 to #2159 - thechosentroll (10/29/2014) [-]
We have an 80+% drop-out rate, so I guess you're not the only one. Still, like I said, I signed up for this, fully aware what it's gonna be like. I'm making it through this **** one way or another.
User avatar #2161 to #2160 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (10/29/2014) [-]
Right. Good luck man. I'm rooting for you.

Oh so today made my first character in DnD and it's a sorcerer that acts like a common stage magician with most of his points into Intelligence and Charisma

NOW STEP RIGHT UP FOR A TRICK MOST GRAND
STEP INTO THIS BOX YOUNG THEIF
*I lock the box with chains and padlocks*
NOW WATCH AS I STICK MANY SWORDS INTO THE BOX
THERE IS IN FACT NO TRICK TO THIS
THE THEIF HAS JUST BEEN STABBED MANY TIMES
User avatar #2150 - crazyolitis (10/23/2014) [-]
Hey man, you don't know me, but I have to ask you a favour. I am doing a school project, and I have to know the school systems of the Balkans and Eastern Europe. I heard you were Bulgarian, you are the only Bulgarian I know of, I'd like you to tell me what the curriculum of Bulgaria, is, what ages you have to go to school, differences between educational levels, what the cultural views regarding education are, how schools are financed, and that kind of stuff, please. It does not have to be super detailed, but a rough oversight would be best.
But, only if you have time to help me. If not, I'll just move on.
User avatar #2152 to #2150 - thechosentroll (10/23/2014) [-]
Oh yeah, nearly forgot. About university. A bachelors' degree is 4 years. If you major in the same university, your major lasts a year. If you major in a different one, it lasts 2.
#2151 to #2150 - thechosentroll (10/23/2014) [-]
I am writing this while eating bread and diet yoghurt, because that's all they had left in the university cafeteria when I got there, because dinner ended an hour ago and I missed it, because I had almost 12 straight hours of lectures and exercises. Such is the life of a bulgarian engineering student. Keep that in mind while reading this, as my viewpoint may be a bit warped by hunger and anger.

The stages are as goes:

-Don't know **** about preschool, so I can't really comment on it other than that it's paid and not mandatory, so most people don't send their kids to it.
- Elementary school starts at the age of 6 or 7. It's free and it's mandatory for every 7-yearold to be sent to elementary school, though some can start a year earlier if the parents want. They learn basic stuff like reading, writing, math, some basic history and sciences, arts, music, PE. We start learning a foreign language in the second grade, usually english, though german and russian are also common choices. It lasts for 4 years, from the first to the 4th grade. Interestingly enough, we have government exams after the 4th grade (literature and math), which have to all be passed to move on to middle school. Also, the score is used to apply to middle schools, so you don't end up in a ****** one.

-Middle school. Also free and mandatory. Covers the 5th through 7th grade. Here science class is split into separate subjects, each of which is studied on its' own and in greater detail. This is the part of our education where we have to deal with the highest number of subjects - 13. Namely bulgarian(literature class), our second language, math, physics and astronomy, chemistry and the environment, biology and health, geography and economics, history and civilization, PE, art, music, IT, workshop class. Also note that all the science classes have specific sub-subjects, which are covered in great detail. ****** hard and made even harder by the fact that we have two government exams each year. Fail one and you fail the year. Also, we have even BIGGER exams after the 7th grade, which are also used to apply for the next part. Noticing a pattern yet? The exams are once again math and literature.

-Highschool. Not mandatory, but still free. Lasts until the 12th and final grade. Here you have some options. You have generic highschools and specialised ones called gymnasiums, which focus in either math and science, languages or technical stuff. Cooking and tailoring are part of the technical ones for some reason. Generally the specialized ones are harder, but offer a better education is certain areas AND when you graduate, your diploma allows you to work in the field you specialized in. It's kind of like a college degree, except a bit ******** . That is, unless you went to a math-oriented highschool like I did, in which case you get NOTHING and you more or less HAVE to go to university, since you have no degree and you can't work without one. Yay.
As for the actual studying, subjects like music and art are dropped and you get an increase in math and literature. Also, you start learning your third language. Depending on your school, the 8th grade often focuses HEAVILY on said language and you learn the equivalent of 3 years in a single one, so by the time you've graduated, you've got the equivalent of 7 years of knowledge. And people wonder why we have such an easy time immigrating. With this much **** , you have to be pretty ******* dense to not get the hang of at least one language, given that you'll probably spend 12 years studying english as your second language. Once again, yearly exams with two big ones in the end. This time, only the literature one is fixed. The second exam is mandatory, but you pick what the subject is, since the grade can be used for university applications. You can also choose to have a third or even fourth exam, but no one's masochistic enough to do that.

-University. Oh god, university. I could use up all 8000 characters just on this one, but I'll try to keep it shorter. University is not free, but it's pretty damn cheap. You can work minimal wage and easily pay it off while studying. HOWEVER, it is the single most agonizing experience you will ever have in your goddamn life. See, having too many university graduates is bad for a countrys' economy, since highly qualified individuals refuse to do **** jobs like sanitation or working in production, hence why countries try to artificially limit the number of people who can graduate university. Most countries do it by making it obscenely expensive, like the US does. Bulgaria does it by making it hard as **** . Some countries don't try to limit it at all and either their economies become dependent on imports or they have to import kebabs for manual labor and they overrun the place (just look at scandinavian countries). Anyway, getting sidetracked here. It's hard. Very hard. Firstly, getting into a good university requires absurdly high grades, since you've got 500 people applying for 50 spots. You have to be better than the rest, otherwise you can't get in. Luckily, you can always get into another university, since we have a ******* of those. Almost every major city has one or more. Our capital has 20, for ****** sake! Still, getting in is the easy part. Staying there's the hard part. See, the reason bulgarian specialists are so highly sought after in Urop (even though people refuse to admit it) is because of how our university education works. We focus a lot on practical stuff. And not the american idea of "get a job while studying to get practical skills". Almost every lecture is followed by an exercise. You study **** , then you put it to the test almost instantly. Have have a LOT of exercises. Especially engineering and medical students. Also, we study a wide variety of subjects. We don't just cover the **** you're gonna need, we cover the **** you're gonna need AND everything that's in any way related to it. Even if you're something like a software engineer, you still gotta study electronics, since that could come in handy. Also, exercises are mandatory. If you miss a single one and don't retake it by the end of the week, you have to redo the semester. Doesn't matter if you're dying of ebola or some **** , you drag your ass to class and measure that dielectric penetratability. Lectures are sometimes mandatory and sometimes optional. Depends on the degree. Engineering and medical ones have mandatory lectures. Same as the exercises - you miss one, you fail.
Haven't had any exams yet, so I can't say much about them other than that they're hard as **** and no one really expects you to pass all your exams on the first try. Not even the professors. That's why there's such a massive dropout rate. I mean, **** , It's still the 23rd here, which means the school year started exactly one month ago for my specialty. We've had a single little exam until now, yet 9 of the 90 people in our specialty have already quit. That's 10% in a month. My specialty alone has a 80+% drop out rate. You do NOT want to know how few medical students come out of this **** alive and sane.


All in all, the bulgarian education system can be summed up with: It's hard, it's demanding, it straight up hates you and will gladly kick you in the balls any chance it gets, which is often. However, if you make it through this meat grinder alive and with most of your limbs attached, you will be an unrivaled specialist in your field with a wide array of skills and knowledge, both practical and theoretical. If you make it through, that is. This is why bulgarians, while few in number, have managed to slither all over the ******* place and take a ******* of important positions in international organizations and corporations. Because you have to be one determined and hard-working ************ to achieve that and it's impossible to graduate from university here if you aren't the MOST determined and hard-working ************ around.
#2153 to #2151 - crazyolitis (10/23/2014) [-]
Holy 						****					 man, if I wouldn't be the man I am I'd kiss you for this. This is a huge help.
Holy **** man, if I wouldn't be the man I am I'd kiss you for this. This is a huge help.
User avatar #2154 to #2153 - thechosentroll (10/23/2014) [-]
No problem.
User avatar #2147 to #2146 - thechosentroll (10/21/2014) [-]
The **** do you want?
User avatar #2148 to #2147 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (10/21/2014) [-]
hi
User avatar #2149 to #2148 - thechosentroll (10/21/2014) [-]
Yeah, sup?
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