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#785410 - Eh, happens to everyone. Ban?  [+] (17 new replies) 01/02/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #785411 - dragx (01/02/2014) [-]
Nope, own choice. *Deleted account*
User avatar #785415 - thechosentroll (01/02/2014) [-]
So, it was fake or did someone just reverse it?
User avatar #785416 - dragx (01/02/2014) [-]
Not even sure. It was deleted and I couldn't do shit, then It was normal, 2spoopy
User avatar #785419 - thechosentroll (01/02/2014) [-]
Fagmin probably fucked up the database for the last 24 hours. Again.
#785420 - dragx (01/02/2014) [-]
i was scared
#785423 - thechosentroll (01/02/2014) [-]
You shouldn't go around, fucking deleting your account, then.
#785429 - dragx (01/02/2014) [-]
it was suicide.
#785434 - thechosentroll (01/02/2014) [-]
I'm just going to sit here, reveling in the fact that you're too incompetent to even commit online suicide.
#785438 - dragx (01/02/2014) [-]
My online will would have left everything to you.
And I've got a lot of digital wealth.
#785446 - thechosentroll (01/02/2014) [-]
I don't really need a 50% off coupon for dragon dildos, so I'm not at much of a loss.
#785447 - dragx (01/02/2014) [-]
Shame. I could have made you a very wealthy man had my procedure succeeded.
User avatar #785452 - thechosentroll (01/02/2014) [-]
I don't even play TF2.
User avatar #785460 - dragx (01/02/2014) [-]
Doesn't matter. They sell minimum 1k each, the one with goggles I was offered over 11k and the hood is worth 10k. Tell me, what do you play, you could have bought anything and everything bby, AND EVERYTHING.
User avatar #785465 - thechosentroll (01/02/2014) [-]
Being a poorfag and all, I tend to mostly pirate my games. I already have everything for free.
User avatar #785466 - dragx (01/02/2014) [-]
What kinda game?
User avatar #785467 - thechosentroll (01/02/2014) [-]
I dunno. Whatever I feel like playing at the moment.
User avatar #785469 - dragx (01/02/2014) [-]
You win this round. I really miss being ded
#785405 - You were dead?  [+] (19 new replies) 01/02/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #785408 - dragx (01/02/2014) [-]
for a while.
User avatar #785410 - thechosentroll (01/02/2014) [-]
Eh, happens to everyone. Ban?
User avatar #785411 - dragx (01/02/2014) [-]
Nope, own choice. *Deleted account*
User avatar #785415 - thechosentroll (01/02/2014) [-]
So, it was fake or did someone just reverse it?
User avatar #785416 - dragx (01/02/2014) [-]
Not even sure. It was deleted and I couldn't do shit, then It was normal, 2spoopy
User avatar #785419 - thechosentroll (01/02/2014) [-]
Fagmin probably fucked up the database for the last 24 hours. Again.
#785420 - dragx (01/02/2014) [-]
i was scared
#785423 - thechosentroll (01/02/2014) [-]
You shouldn't go around, fucking deleting your account, then.
#785429 - dragx (01/02/2014) [-]
it was suicide.
#785434 - thechosentroll (01/02/2014) [-]
I'm just going to sit here, reveling in the fact that you're too incompetent to even commit online suicide.
#785438 - dragx (01/02/2014) [-]
My online will would have left everything to you.
And I've got a lot of digital wealth.
#785446 - thechosentroll (01/02/2014) [-]
I don't really need a 50% off coupon for dragon dildos, so I'm not at much of a loss.
#785447 - dragx (01/02/2014) [-]
Shame. I could have made you a very wealthy man had my procedure succeeded.
User avatar #785452 - thechosentroll (01/02/2014) [-]
I don't even play TF2.
User avatar #785460 - dragx (01/02/2014) [-]
Doesn't matter. They sell minimum 1k each, the one with goggles I was offered over 11k and the hood is worth 10k. Tell me, what do you play, you could have bought anything and everything bby, AND EVERYTHING.
User avatar #785465 - thechosentroll (01/02/2014) [-]
Being a poorfag and all, I tend to mostly pirate my games. I already have everything for free.
User avatar #785466 - dragx (01/02/2014) [-]
What kinda game?
User avatar #785467 - thechosentroll (01/02/2014) [-]
I dunno. Whatever I feel like playing at the moment.
User avatar #785469 - dragx (01/02/2014) [-]
You win this round. I really miss being ded
#785403 - Jesus ********** Christ! It took 30 goddamn attem…  [+] (11 new replies) 01/01/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #785472 - smashingkills (01/02/2014) [-]
Doing it solo, hell yeah it's hard. It's called a Co-op game for a reason.
User avatar #785425 - MrDeadiron (01/02/2014) [-]
no you just suck dick
User avatar #785417 - yuvesh (01/02/2014) [-]
>playing borderlands 2 by yourself
User avatar #785435 - burningdash (01/02/2014) [-]
i played tru it all, even UVHM solo as siren
User avatar #785471 - yuvesh (01/02/2014) [-]
yea but your not a casual
User avatar #785482 - burningdash (01/02/2014) [-]
true...
User avatar #785413 - internetscaresme (01/02/2014) [-]
If it's that hard, you leveled your character wrong, or you just aren't using good guns.
User avatar #785418 - thechosentroll (01/02/2014) [-]
I'm playing Zer0 and spending all my points in sniping. Level 14. On the mission to rescue Roland from W4R-D3N.
User avatar #786072 - megavoir (01/02/2014) [-]
zer0 is shit
gaige master race
User avatar #785430 - beznoize (01/02/2014) [-]
Wut. The game isn't even remotely hard at that point. Look up some build guides for your character
User avatar #785449 - swiiftninja (01/02/2014) [-]
If its his first time it could be hard as fuck
#6 - True. The most fun to watch, too. 01/01/2014 on Russia makes a promise +1
#11 - Eh, same thing. 01/01/2014 on Liberal faggotry in gaming 0
#7 - I feel like the second one's a stab at Yahtzee.  [+] (26 new replies) 01/01/2014 on Liberal faggotry in gaming +88
User avatar #65 - kiermatv (01/02/2014) [-]
it's because they're on the same site
www.escapistmagazine.com/
User avatar #50 - thisotherdude (01/02/2014) [-]
He's a critic, his job is to point out flaws with a game. He's bashed games he's personally liked as well.
User avatar #212 - thechosentroll (01/02/2014) [-]
Yeah, I know. It's a real art to tell if he actually liked the game or not based on the review.
User avatar #20 - Nightinear (01/02/2014) [-]
Because Yahtzee's a dick
"You should always value gameplay over story"
And then he picks Bioshock Infinite as his GOTY
A game, with mediocre gameplay
Like, the gameplay is nothing at all, normal shootan
Fuck that guy
He's a massive hypocrite
User avatar #21 - thechosentroll (01/02/2014) [-]
Sometimes the gameplay is good enough to overlook the mediocre story and sometimes the story's good enough to overlook the mediocre gameplay. Don't be fooled by the fact that he rips on every game he's ever reviewed. That's just his thing. Other reviewers show the positive aspects of each game, so he makes sure to show the negative. Just because he ripped Infinite a new one doesn't mean he didn't enjoy the fuck out of it.
User avatar #23 - Nightinear (01/02/2014) [-]
The point is, he values gameplay over story, or above all else, which is understandable
It should always be gameplay above all else
But for his game of the year, he chose a game, where the gameplay isn't the best part of the fucking game
Anyone would notice that
So, he's a hypocrite, if he values gameplay above all else, and then picks BI as his GOTY
User avatar #32 - aciar (01/02/2014) [-]
It's likely that Bioshock just left him in awe after he played it. Like it did with me, when story is good enough with a fair enough gameplay element (wasn't good, but wasn't bad it was kinda meh) it'll totally blow you out the water, and although he was a little hypocritical it was the game he got most out of (whether that was story or gameplay or what ever)
User avatar #30 - themilkisdead (01/02/2014) [-]
I just want to clarify I understand and respect you and your opinion, and I am in no way trying to patronize you or offend you, and I am sorry if I do.

But perhaps he found the gameplay very fun, just because you found the gameplay mediocre, doesn't mean it is, maybe he had fun with it.

For me, as a writer I balance it out between gameplay and story. A game can have some amazing fun gameplay however if the story is ridden with plot holes, lackluster characters and character development (among other things) then I won't find it enjoyable.
User avatar #218 - Nightinear (01/02/2014) [-]
Ofc, I aswell find story as a major part of what makes a video game
Same goes for graphics and music
But even though he had fun with the gameplay, you can still see if it isn't anything special
Because Bioshock infinite kinda took the old bioshock gameplay and dumped it down a little, making it mediocre (f. eks. only 2 weapons at the time)
He might've had fun with the game, as many other might aswell have had, but I am suprised, when a man who made a whole video about gameplay should come before all else, and if you play it for the story you should write a book, chooses a video game where the gameplay may lack a little, as opposed to the others he had nominated
User avatar #221 - themilkisdead (01/03/2014) [-]
Hm, I understand your point but may I just ask this.

What would happen if the gameplay of a game were to be less than expected (but still rather good) yet the story was much better than expected. Would it still be balanced as opposed to average good gameplay and average good story?

That's what Yahtzee may have felt like on 'Bioshock Infinite', and also like I said his opinions could have changed by the time he made the review. It's all a matter of opinion.
User avatar #25 - thechosentroll (01/02/2014) [-]
You're acting like a fucking broken recorder. You just repeated the exact same thing. Every rule has exceptions. Just because he values gameplay more doesn't mean that he can't overlook the flaws if he enjoyed it in general.
User avatar #26 - enjoyed (01/02/2014) [-]
you called
#16 - gameshredder (01/02/2014) [-]
Nah, Yahtzee likes some games.
#98 - yuukoku (01/02/2014) [-]
Like Silent Hill 2, Silent Hill 2, Silent Hill 2, and let's not forget Silent Hill 2.

Honestly, I don't blame him. SH2 was the best game I've ever played as far as story goes.
User avatar #22 - herecomesjohnny (01/02/2014) [-]
the game is to find out which ones, he hides it well, heh
User avatar #28 - gameshredder (01/02/2014) [-]
He liked Portal and Rayman Legends.
User avatar #47 - fightforfate (01/02/2014) [-]
and minecraft
User avatar #52 - soupdaddy (01/02/2014) [-]
And Spec Ops the Line, although he hates what it does to him.
User avatar #53 - fightforfate (01/02/2014) [-]
i've heard a lot about spec ops the line but i don't know what it is
User avatar #55 - successfully (01/02/2014) [-]
Don't play it for the gameplay. Play it if you want an interesting experience though.
User avatar #54 - soupdaddy (01/02/2014) [-]
It's a third person shooter that follows the story of a commander and his two squad mates who investigate a war and sandstorm-ridden Dubai after receiving a distress call from a supposed deceased war hero. It's a really good game but it makes you feel like a piece of shit.
User avatar #56 - fightforfate (01/02/2014) [-]
right
User avatar #57 - soupdaddy (01/02/2014) [-]
Just watch Yahtzee's review of it, if you haven't already.
User avatar #17 - thechosentroll (01/02/2014) [-]
He likes a lot of games. Won't stop him from bashing on them, though.
User avatar #10 - rbpwn (01/01/2014) [-]
More of Poking fun

They both work for the Escapist
User avatar #11 - thechosentroll (01/01/2014) [-]
Eh, same thing.
#42 - And now I feel like an asshole.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/01/2014 on Too dangerous 0
User avatar #45 - schneidend (01/01/2014) [-]
Don't worry, bro, I have a douchebag Legion playthrough, too. Killed House with a golf club for an achievement and then ate his dessicated corpse.
#40 - Frankly, I was gonna work for House at first. If only he'd bee…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/01/2014 on Too dangerous 0
User avatar #41 - schneidend (01/01/2014) [-]
But, you're not a worthless pawn to him. He thinks you're one of the most capable people in the world, and he's grooming you to be his protege like he was with Benny. In the House ending, you live a life of luxury in the penthouse helping him rule the new technological mecca that Vegas becomes.
User avatar #42 - thechosentroll (01/01/2014) [-]
And now I feel like an asshole.
User avatar #45 - schneidend (01/01/2014) [-]
Don't worry, bro, I have a douchebag Legion playthrough, too. Killed House with a golf club for an achievement and then ate his dessicated corpse.
#3 - Well, this should be entertaining. Russia tends to get …  [+] (31 new replies) 01/01/2014 on Russia makes a promise +64
#104 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/05/2014) [-]
You say most inhumane way and you are happy that it happens.
People like you are scum for liking murder.
User avatar #62 - dwarfman (01/02/2014) [-]
Russia has never gotten shit done. I love the fact he posted a few pictures on the internet and the neck beards think he's some sort of God. Think I'm bullshitting? Look at their history: Bitch to the mongols, purges under the Czars, purgers under commies, terrorists of all shapes and sizes who hate communism, and the complete failure of the USSR. Yeah Russia gets shit done lemme tell ya.
#30 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/02/2014) [-]
people bitch about everything the big, important nations do. watch them invade afghanistan.
User avatar #87 - jukuku (01/02/2014) [-]
Are you mentally retarded? They did invade Afghanistan and it led to the dissolution of the Soviet Union you incompetent fuck.
User avatar #7 - greenbob (01/02/2014) [-]
Reminds me of a story that my science teacher told us about 'Russia's not fucking about' ( not sure if true, but it is bonkers enough to be true )

Apparently, a certain terrorist organisation ( muslim rather radical one ) once kidnapped a russian politican, hearing this, the head of the state ordered that he wants the son of the leader of this organisation with 24 hours.

He got him in 16, and once they were done with him, they send him back home, with a note to release the politican. The son was tortured, scalped, and mostly, castrated. ( not just balls, the entire package )

The politican was soon released without a scratch.

Again, not sure if true. But, it does have the typical MOTHER RUSSIA DONT FUCK ABOUT air around it. Thanks for reading.
User avatar #8 - thechosentroll (01/02/2014) [-]
Frankly, it seems like something the KGB would have done back in the day. Seems like something it'd still do.
User avatar #4 - eklipsbrate (01/01/2014) [-]
which is often the most effective way as well
User avatar #12 - jukuku (01/02/2014) [-]
Indiscriminate killing and over-aggressive responses are usually what lead to a nation's downfall. The Soviets thought that a place called 'The Graveyard of Empires' would be an awesome place to invade. Lets look at how that turned out... Well the USSR doesn't exist anymore. The United States started a war in the middle-east, a trillions dollars later and they're not closer to ending terrorism, the wars have racked up a body count of over 300 000 and everyone just wants it to end. Only now you've pissed of the hornets nest of extremists. This attack likely would have never happened if Russia didn't go around blowing people up without a second thought.
User avatar #84 - jukuku (01/02/2014) [-]
I get thumbed down for saying hyper aggressive responses and killing innocents is wrong? What, you think the world is better because of the Iraq war? Fuck every single one of you that support that war, you're getting your fucking countrymen sent into a sandbox to be crippled or killed and condemning innocent people to death.
#18 - adrenalinbbq (01/02/2014) [-]
I think you're reading too many internets. When we started our crusade against terrorism, Iraq was an enemy country. Now it's been liberated, and there is significantly less terrorism there. In Afganistan, terrorists have to keep both eyes to the sky every time they go outside, because if they're doing something we don't like, we bomb the shit out of them with a missile that could blow out the candle of your fucking birthday cake, then hit you straight in the face, leaving that cake one one piece.
Through that desperation, they've gone to starting rumors about our military and how they're targeting civilians. If we weren't scaring the shit out of them, they'd be doing more than throwing rocks over the internet.

Don't you dare say our military isn't doing a good thing.
#105 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/05/2014) [-]
I can't believe someone let your ignorant comment slide Amerifat.
>Crusade against terrorism?
>Now it's slightly less terrorism.
Bwhaahhaha
You ruined a country, same goes for Afghanistan.

You should read some books and use some common sense next time.
User avatar #93 - carnivora (01/02/2014) [-]
iraq2013.rt.com/

I just leave this here
#96 - adrenalinbbq (01/02/2014) [-]
This is actually very informative. I didn't know it would be quite this bad. My point stands, though. The military did it's job and left. What happened after that was up to them.
User avatar #97 - carnivora (01/02/2014) [-]
Yes but i think that the way they have done it sometimes wasnt very correct
( Use of depleted uranium in Fallujah )

Also the precision missiles you was talking about - do you mean drone missiles ?
#98 - adrenalinbbq (01/02/2014) [-]
Depleted uranium is used because it's heavy, hard, and...is depleted. There's no radiation that comes from them, so the munitions are harmless after impact.
AGM-112 missiles.
#102 - adrenalinbbq (01/02/2014) [-]
It's harmless. We wouldn't use ammunition that's radioactive without shielding, and we don't use shielding when carrying them around.
User avatar #86 - jukuku (01/02/2014) [-]
"When we started our crusade against terrorism, Iraq was an enemy country. Now it's been liberated"

You could count your neurons on one hand. You're so unfathomably stupid that it pisses me off.

crusade

Jesus fucking Christ. What is this? The fucking middle ages?
User avatar #83 - jukuku (01/02/2014) [-]
"Now it's been liberated"

You're insane. Why don'y you ask the Iraqi people how they enjoyed having their freedom delivered in 2000lbs bombs. The reality is that nobody has a right to make that choice for someone else, the choice of death or 'freedom'. Iraq's infrastructure has been obliterated, the poverty rate has more than doubled since the invasions. Sure, terrorists have to worry about being bombed but so do innocent kids who have been blown up on many occasions often because of shear apathy on part of the operators and their superiors. (see 'Signature Strikes') The idea that drones strikes are precise and do not have civilian casualties is a lie. They don't know who they're targeting half the damn time.

Don't dare say the military isn't doing a good thing? Is occupying a country and getting kids lives ripped away from them a good thing? I don't blame the soldiers, I feel sorry for them, I wish they never had to endure what they've been sent into but people like you, I FUCKING HATE people like you. Pieces of shit who back wars that get Americans, Canadians, English, Scots, Australians and every other human being who has died for those fucking bullshit wars. Supporting a war where our fucking neighbors die isn't supporting the troops you stupid fuck. The pentagon has their hand so far up your ass, they're working your mouth like a sock puppet .
#95 - adrenalinbbq (01/02/2014) [-]
Look up the definition of liberation.
You'll find that overthrowing a dictator and instilling a working democratic government where they vote for their leader counts pretty well in the U.S.'s favor in that regard.
User avatar #100 - jukuku (01/02/2014) [-]
"instilling a working democratic government"

Both Afghanistan and Iraq have massively corrupt governments and they're usually heavily influenced by American interests. They're puppet states.
User avatar #63 - dwarfman (01/02/2014) [-]
You sir I like.
User avatar #31 - hadden (01/02/2014) [-]
US military rubbish and useless as fuck, isn't it obvious
User avatar #33 - hadden (01/02/2014) [-]
I've just realized that you're imlying that info shown Internet media mostly provided by scared terrorists...?
User avatar #64 - dwarfman (01/02/2014) [-]
Shhh angry Eurotrash. Your nation is just a bargaining chip for superpowers now.
User avatar #66 - hadden (01/02/2014) [-]
Bogus statement. 'Superpowers' is plural so if you have some image of superpowers competition in your tiny overheated head you'd have to admit that either one of superpowers equals in its power value to bunch of arab guerilla either your perspective of...powering something a bit overstimated. And since when europe considered as something thrashy or outdated?
User avatar #67 - dwarfman (01/02/2014) [-]
1930-1942 going back and forth between allies and axis, 1945-1992 pawns of USA or USSR, 1992-2000s USA only, modern: China vs. US. You're nobodies. Shame really, such a great and cultured history, of many diverse nations, now you squabble over nanny state privileges and wonder why your economies fail.
User avatar #68 - hadden (01/02/2014) [-]
Europian pawns of US in 2nd half of XX century? China vs US...? okaaaaay....
Economic fails? And again...compared to what exactly? Wait....don't tell me that you're from Detroit?
#20 - orangepikmin (01/02/2014) [-]
This comment just gave me patriotism.
User avatar #6 - thechosentroll (01/01/2014) [-]
True. The most fun to watch, too.
#36 - I got the "backstab everyone, kill mr. House, ****…  [+] (5 new replies) 01/01/2014 on Too dangerous 0
User avatar #39 - schneidend (01/01/2014) [-]
Oh, yeah. Independent? You dun goofed.

Filthy not-working-for-House-or-the-Legion peasant.
User avatar #40 - thechosentroll (01/01/2014) [-]
Frankly, I was gonna work for House at first. If only he'd been less of an ass or at least pretended I wasn't just a worthless pawn to him. Maybe he'd still be alive.
User avatar #41 - schneidend (01/01/2014) [-]
But, you're not a worthless pawn to him. He thinks you're one of the most capable people in the world, and he's grooming you to be his protege like he was with Benny. In the House ending, you live a life of luxury in the penthouse helping him rule the new technological mecca that Vegas becomes.
User avatar #42 - thechosentroll (01/01/2014) [-]
And now I feel like an asshole.
User avatar #45 - schneidend (01/01/2014) [-]
Don't worry, bro, I have a douchebag Legion playthrough, too. Killed House with a golf club for an achievement and then ate his dessicated corpse.
#105 - I prefer LoL, but I'd definitely be a DoTA player if it weren'… 01/01/2014 on Tales of Valoran 0
#122 - Not to mention the fact that his sword's ******* … 01/01/2014 on Wanted poster -1
#121 - Let's face it. If Jack can nearly beat Aku, he can beat anythi… 01/01/2014 on Wanted poster +2
#119 - Badass. Let's just agree that he's both and that he's badass.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/01/2014 on Wanted poster 0
User avatar #123 - Zaxplab (01/01/2014) [-]
He's Badass Jack.
#112 - HAAAAAAA HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA! Puny mortals.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/01/2014 on Blonde jok- +5
#124 - bjartur (01/01/2014) [-]
#7290109 - I somehow doubt that.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/01/2014 on sfw random board 0
User avatar #7290132 - vincento (01/01/2014) [-]
think of all the misunderstood brownless children
#7290074 - I automatically assume that anyone with drawn on eyebrows is a…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/01/2014 on sfw random board 0
User avatar #7290099 - vincento (01/01/2014) [-]
what if they just don't have any
User avatar #7290109 - thechosentroll (01/01/2014) [-]
I somehow doubt that.
User avatar #7290132 - vincento (01/01/2014) [-]
think of all the misunderstood brownless children
#849260 - ♪ It's raining knives. HALEL -thunk  [+] (3 new replies) 01/01/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
User avatar #849420 - danield (01/02/2014) [-]
Should of used pomf
#849421 - thechosentroll (01/02/2014) [-]
Like so?
User avatar #849422 - danield (01/02/2014) [-]
yes
#849259 - Picture 01/01/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... +1
#354 - LoL isn't rock, paper, scissors - just because someone picked … 01/01/2014 on Best of Funnyjunk 2013 0
#78 - In the first two panels, the champions at the door are healers… 01/01/2014 on Tales of Valoran +3
#350 - Hey, it's a valid option. It's simple, really. You basically f…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/01/2014 on Best of Funnyjunk 2013 -1
User avatar #351 - rossthomson (01/01/2014) [-]
But the all that the enemy needs to do is run a kill lane like a lucian/leona lane, and either you or your carry is dead before you can say /t
#354 - thechosentroll (01/01/2014) [-]
LoL isn't rock, paper, scissors - just because someone picked a combination with an advantage doesn't mean that it will win for sure. There are many factors, such as skill and communication. Same with stuff like counters. I've been able to win my lane with Jax against Renekton and Nunu or with Veigar against Kassadin and I'm not even a good player. The counters and meta are not set in stone.

Besides, it's fun.
#75 - You sort of asked the wrong way. You need a "=" sign… 01/01/2014 on Blonde jok- 0
#72 - It took me a ******* hour and a half to realize t… 01/01/2014 on Blonde jok- +6
#70 - They lack sufficient mass to remain stable. 01/01/2014 on Blonde jok- 0
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User avatar #2150 - crazyolitis (10/23/2014) [-]
Hey man, you don't know me, but I have to ask you a favour. I am doing a school project, and I have to know the school systems of the Balkans and Eastern Europe. I heard you were Bulgarian, you are the only Bulgarian I know of, I'd like you to tell me what the curriculum of Bulgaria, is, what ages you have to go to school, differences between educational levels, what the cultural views regarding education are, how schools are financed, and that kind of stuff, please. It does not have to be super detailed, but a rough oversight would be best.
But, only if you have time to help me. If not, I'll just move on.
User avatar #2152 to #2150 - thechosentroll (10/23/2014) [-]
Oh yeah, nearly forgot. About university. A bachelors' degree is 4 years. If you major in the same university, your major lasts a year. If you major in a different one, it lasts 2.
#2151 to #2150 - thechosentroll (10/23/2014) [-]
I am writing this while eating bread and diet yoghurt, because that's all they had left in the university cafeteria when I got there, because dinner ended an hour ago and I missed it, because I had almost 12 straight hours of lectures and exercises. Such is the life of a bulgarian engineering student. Keep that in mind while reading this, as my viewpoint may be a bit warped by hunger and anger.

The stages are as goes:

-Don't know **** about preschool, so I can't really comment on it other than that it's paid and not mandatory, so most people don't send their kids to it.
- Elementary school starts at the age of 6 or 7. It's free and it's mandatory for every 7-yearold to be sent to elementary school, though some can start a year earlier if the parents want. They learn basic stuff like reading, writing, math, some basic history and sciences, arts, music, PE. We start learning a foreign language in the second grade, usually english, though german and russian are also common choices. It lasts for 4 years, from the first to the 4th grade. Interestingly enough, we have government exams after the 4th grade (literature and math), which have to all be passed to move on to middle school. Also, the score is used to apply to middle schools, so you don't end up in a ****** one.

-Middle school. Also free and mandatory. Covers the 5th through 7th grade. Here science class is split into separate subjects, each of which is studied on its' own and in greater detail. This is the part of our education where we have to deal with the highest number of subjects - 13. Namely bulgarian(literature class), our second language, math, physics and astronomy, chemistry and the environment, biology and health, geography and economics, history and civilization, PE, art, music, IT, workshop class. Also note that all the science classes have specific sub-subjects, which are covered in great detail. ****** hard and made even harder by the fact that we have two government exams each year. Fail one and you fail the year. Also, we have even BIGGER exams after the 7th grade, which are also used to apply for the next part. Noticing a pattern yet? The exams are once again math and literature.

-Highschool. Not mandatory, but still free. Lasts until the 12th and final grade. Here you have some options. You have generic highschools and specialised ones called gymnasiums, which focus in either math and science, languages or technical stuff. Cooking and tailoring are part of the technical ones for some reason. Generally the specialized ones are harder, but offer a better education is certain areas AND when you graduate, your diploma allows you to work in the field you specialized in. It's kind of like a college degree, except a bit ******** . That is, unless you went to a math-oriented highschool like I did, in which case you get NOTHING and you more or less HAVE to go to university, since you have no degree and you can't work without one. Yay.
As for the actual studying, subjects like music and art are dropped and you get an increase in math and literature. Also, you start learning your third language. Depending on your school, the 8th grade often focuses HEAVILY on said language and you learn the equivalent of 3 years in a single one, so by the time you've graduated, you've got the equivalent of 7 years of knowledge. And people wonder why we have such an easy time immigrating. With this much **** , you have to be pretty ******* dense to not get the hang of at least one language, given that you'll probably spend 12 years studying english as your second language. Once again, yearly exams with two big ones in the end. This time, only the literature one is fixed. The second exam is mandatory, but you pick what the subject is, since the grade can be used for university applications. You can also choose to have a third or even fourth exam, but no one's masochistic enough to do that.

-University. Oh god, university. I could use up all 8000 characters just on this one, but I'll try to keep it shorter. University is not free, but it's pretty damn cheap. You can work minimal wage and easily pay it off while studying. HOWEVER, it is the single most agonizing experience you will ever have in your goddamn life. See, having too many university graduates is bad for a countrys' economy, since highly qualified individuals refuse to do **** jobs like sanitation or working in production, hence why countries try to artificially limit the number of people who can graduate university. Most countries do it by making it obscenely expensive, like the US does. Bulgaria does it by making it hard as **** . Some countries don't try to limit it at all and either their economies become dependent on imports or they have to import kebabs for manual labor and they overrun the place (just look at scandinavian countries). Anyway, getting sidetracked here. It's hard. Very hard. Firstly, getting into a good university requires absurdly high grades, since you've got 500 people applying for 50 spots. You have to be better than the rest, otherwise you can't get in. Luckily, you can always get into another university, since we have a ******* of those. Almost every major city has one or more. Our capital has 20, for ****** sake! Still, getting in is the easy part. Staying there's the hard part. See, the reason bulgarian specialists are so highly sought after in Urop (even though people refuse to admit it) is because of how our university education works. We focus a lot on practical stuff. And not the american idea of "get a job while studying to get practical skills". Almost every lecture is followed by an exercise. You study **** , then you put it to the test almost instantly. Have have a LOT of exercises. Especially engineering and medical students. Also, we study a wide variety of subjects. We don't just cover the **** you're gonna need, we cover the **** you're gonna need AND everything that's in any way related to it. Even if you're something like a software engineer, you still gotta study electronics, since that could come in handy. Also, exercises are mandatory. If you miss a single one and don't retake it by the end of the week, you have to redo the semester. Doesn't matter if you're dying of ebola or some **** , you drag your ass to class and measure that dielectric penetratability. Lectures are sometimes mandatory and sometimes optional. Depends on the degree. Engineering and medical ones have mandatory lectures. Same as the exercises - you miss one, you fail.
Haven't had any exams yet, so I can't say much about them other than that they're hard as **** and no one really expects you to pass all your exams on the first try. Not even the professors. That's why there's such a massive dropout rate. I mean, **** , It's still the 23rd here, which means the school year started exactly one month ago for my specialty. We've had a single little exam until now, yet 9 of the 90 people in our specialty have already quit. That's 10% in a month. My specialty alone has a 80+% drop out rate. You do NOT want to know how few medical students come out of this **** alive and sane.


All in all, the bulgarian education system can be summed up with: It's hard, it's demanding, it straight up hates you and will gladly kick you in the balls any chance it gets, which is often. However, if you make it through this meat grinder alive and with most of your limbs attached, you will be an unrivaled specialist in your field with a wide array of skills and knowledge, both practical and theoretical. If you make it through, that is. This is why bulgarians, while few in number, have managed to slither all over the ******* place and take a ******* of important positions in international organizations and corporations. Because you have to be one determined and hard-working ************ to achieve that and it's impossible to graduate from university here if you aren't the MOST determined and hard-working ************ around.
#2153 to #2151 - crazyolitis (10/23/2014) [-]
Holy 						****					 man, if I wouldn't be the man I am I'd kiss you for this. This is a huge help.
Holy **** man, if I wouldn't be the man I am I'd kiss you for this. This is a huge help.
User avatar #2154 to #2153 - thechosentroll (10/23/2014) [-]
No problem.
User avatar #2147 to #2146 - thechosentroll (10/21/2014) [-]
The **** do you want?
User avatar #2149 to #2148 - thechosentroll (10/21/2014) [-]
Yeah, sup?
User avatar #2124 to #2096 - thechosentroll (10/15/2014) [-]
Ran out of reply space. No, around here, walking in the middle of the night, dressed in strange costumes is a sure-fire way to get stabbed by gypsies.
#2126 to #2124 - venomousvalentine (10/15/2014) [-]
Thats why you have to carve some of your candy into a sweet stripey shiv.

Thats a damn shame. Its my favorite holiday.
Unfortunately I'm too old to go trickortreating without getting a few scowls. If I had a little cousin or something to take with me like I did back in california I still could.

So I guess this is going to be my first year not trickortreating.
User avatar #2136 to #2126 - stripey ONLINE (10/15/2014) [-]
the best kind of shiv
User avatar #2137 to #2136 - venomousvalentine (10/15/2014) [-]
As soon as I left the comment I knew you'd end up here.

Whats up man?
User avatar #2138 to #2137 - stripey ONLINE (10/15/2014) [-]
A family friend is coming over to show us a car that we might buy

I don't really have anything going on. I want to do something generically teenage but my town is boring as hell

a couple nights ago we went on the roof of a defunct Arby's
User avatar #2139 to #2138 - venomousvalentine (10/15/2014) [-]
That sounds fun.

I've just been playing league as usual. So it's been good.
User avatar #2140 to #2139 - stripey ONLINE (10/15/2014) [-]
do something out of your comfort zone! Fist fight a shark!
#2141 to #2140 - venomousvalentine (10/15/2014) [-]
Ah but you forget how much I dealt with sea animals with my old job.
That is COMPLETELY in my comfort zone.
User avatar #2142 to #2141 - stripey ONLINE (10/15/2014) [-]
true

get chivalry and we'll play
User avatar #2144 to #2143 - stripey ONLINE (10/15/2014) [-]
get job punching sharks
User avatar #2145 to #2144 - venomousvalentine (10/15/2014) [-]
I might.

I do need to get a job.
User avatar #2129 to #2126 - thechosentroll (10/15/2014) [-]
People too old to trick or treat tend to just get ********* with friends.
#2131 to #2129 - venomousvalentine (10/15/2014) [-]
Hah! Friends...

If I could get my hands on some whiskey or vodka I'd drink alone, but I'm 17 and without any connections good ******* luck with that one.
User avatar #2132 to #2131 - thechosentroll (10/15/2014) [-]
Even if you could, I advise against it. Drinking alone is one of the main causes of horrible decisions and pain. You really shouldn't make a habbit out of it. As a wise dwarf once said: "Drinking alone's worse than ******** in company.".
#2133 to #2132 - venomousvalentine (10/15/2014) [-]
I'm not sure if I'll follow that advice.
At the very least I'll be in a skype call or something.
#2134 to #2133 - thechosentroll (10/15/2014) [-]
You know, **** like this is only a problem if you consider it a problem. I'll be alone on halloween as well and I look forward to it, since there's a new episode of Hellsing Abridged coming out that day. I've been waiting a year for this **** . Should be a good episode, too. I marathon it every time a new episode comes out. Currently, it's about as long as a regular movie, so it's not much of a marathon, but it should be about 5-6 hours when it's finished in half a decade or so.
#2135 to #2134 - venomousvalentine (10/15/2014) [-]
Ja You have a good point there.

The hellsing abridged series always has me rolling.
I'll probably set up a marathon myself in my synchtube with some of my online friends.
User avatar #2099 to #2098 - venomousvalentine (10/15/2014) [-]
League and stuff. You?
User avatar #2100 to #2099 - thechosentroll (10/15/2014) [-]
University and stuff. Also, I've been playing a lot more Hearthstone. For the first time ever, I made a priest deck that's meant to win games instead of just **** around. Rank 14 so far.
User avatar #2101 to #2100 - venomousvalentine (10/15/2014) [-]
I've never played it.
User avatar #2102 to #2101 - thechosentroll (10/15/2014) [-]
Frankly, I advise you don't try it. ****** like gaming crack. It's a free card collecting game. You start off with some basic ********* cards and get curbstomped until you unlock some proper ones. You do that with gold, which you earn by playing or paying real cash. A pack of 5 cards costs 100 gold. You get 10 gold every 3 victories and bonus gold for completing quests, which are **** like "Win 5 times with this class" or "Summon 20 minions that cost 5 or more mana". It takes ******* forever to get packs and decent cards, so after a while you feel invested even if you haven't spent a penny on the game and you can't quit. Also, it's actually pretty fun.
User avatar #2103 to #2102 - venomousvalentine (10/15/2014) [-]
I get addicted to games like that easily.
I'll stick with league.

Osu is fun.
User avatar #2106 to #2105 - thechosentroll (10/15/2014) [-]
I regret asking.
User avatar #2107 to #2106 - venomousvalentine (10/15/2014) [-]
But it's fun : <
User avatar #2108 to #2107 - thechosentroll (10/15/2014) [-]
Yeah, yeah. Dude, I'm a guy who plays Dwarf Fortress. I have no right to judge anyones' choice of games. Unless it's dating sims.
#2109 to #2108 - venomousvalentine (10/15/2014) [-]
What about taste in porn?

Anyways if you like games that punish the **** out of you, the osu is for you.
#2110 to #2109 - thechosentroll (10/15/2014) [-]
Not gonna comment on the porn. Dwarf Fortress does not punish you. It's like a game of chess - you're trying to outwit your opponent and predict their every move. The difference is that your opponent has unlimited chess pieces, so you can never really win. You just try to hold out as long as you can and see just how much you can piss the game off.
#2111 to #2110 - venomousvalentine (10/15/2014) [-]
Surprisingly good analogy.   
   
Do you like your porn as punishing as your games?
Surprisingly good analogy.

Do you like your porn as punishing as your games?
#2112 to #2111 - thechosentroll (10/15/2014) [-]
I try to keep my porn and gaming separate, lest I start going for short bearded men.
#2113 to #2112 - venomousvalentine (10/15/2014) [-]
So what you're saying is I should grow a beard~
So what you're saying is I should grow a beard~
User avatar #2114 to #2113 - thechosentroll (10/15/2014) [-]
If I could punch you right now, I would.
#2115 to #2114 - venomousvalentine (10/15/2014) [-]
You really do like your pornography punishing~
#2116 to #2115 - thechosentroll (10/15/2014) [-]
I walked right into that one.
#2122 to #2116 - venomousvalentine (10/15/2014) [-]
So do you celebrate halloween in your country?
User avatar #2095 - alexianary (10/14/2014) [-]
hey fag
User avatar #2097 to #2095 - thechosentroll (10/15/2014) [-]
Oh hey, you're still alive. Thought you'd have snapped your neck while trying to suck your own dick by now.
User avatar #2118 to #2097 - alexianary (10/15/2014) [-]
ah, well I was going to try it out but then your mum walked in and helped me out
User avatar #2119 to #2118 - thechosentroll (10/15/2014) [-]
Have you ******* seen my mother? Dude, you have no standards.
User avatar #2120 to #2119 - alexianary (10/15/2014) [-]
It's not to be taken seriously, I just thought we were listing horribly cliched insults suitable for ages 12 and below
User avatar #2121 to #2120 - thechosentroll (10/15/2014) [-]
Neither of those were insults. They were genuine statements.
User avatar #2123 to #2121 - alexianary (10/15/2014) [-]
Well then I genuinely must say that I can see where you get your looks from.
User avatar #2125 to #2123 - thechosentroll (10/15/2014) [-]
You have no idea how I look.
User avatar #2127 to #2125 - alexianary (10/15/2014) [-]
neither do you know whether I am a proud owner of dick or not
User avatar #2128 to #2127 - thechosentroll (10/15/2014) [-]
Your profile says you're a guy. Either you're a guy or you're a lying cunt.
User avatar #2130 to #2128 - alexianary (10/15/2014) [-]
My profile also says I'm 112 years of age. Believe it or not, not everything on the internet is true.
But I'm flattered you took your time check up on me.
#2092 - venomousvalentine (10/10/2014) [-]
Wow I haven't bugged you for a whole week.
User avatar #2093 to #2092 - thechosentroll (10/10/2014) [-]
Which reminds me. I read Tokyo Ghoul. Regarding the guy with the stitches, are you THAT much of a fan of dick? Because Jesus ********** Christ, you could not have picked a worse character had you actually tried. I wanted to punch that thing in the dick every time it showed up, but it turned out it didn't even HAVE ONE!
#2094 to #2093 - venomousvalentine (10/10/2014) [-]
I haven't finished the manga.. im not that far in it at all actually.
#2091 - venomousvalentine (09/30/2014) [-]
So because there is only one highschool in this town and my mom doesn't like it because it apparently endangers my safety, I'm now officially a highschool dropout.
#2056 - venomousvalentine (09/28/2014) [-]
Did you miss me yet?
User avatar #2077 to #2056 - thechosentroll (09/28/2014) [-]
Give it a month.
#2078 to #2077 - venomousvalentine (09/28/2014) [-]
So what are you up to?
User avatar #2079 to #2078 - thechosentroll (09/28/2014) [-]
Not much. Home for the weekend, enjoying the nice, stable internet, even if it's on my old, ****** PC that I replaced for a reason. Should set up a proper internet connection in my university dorm on monday. I need that **** , since my programming textbook is only in digital form. There's no paper version. As for life in general, I'm still trying to get used to university life. It's oddly nice. Most of my classmates are cliche programmers, who I don't want to deal with too much, but my roommate's a bro, all the people I've met are cool, especially the ones who weren't freshmen, the professors are actually nice, known what the **** they're talking about and aim to teach us **** . I don't have a single class that I consider pointless, people in general are a lot more chill and all the hyperactive party animals will be gone by the start of the next semester. All in all, it's better that what I expected in every way. I actually fit in here.
#2080 to #2079 - venomousvalentine (09/28/2014) [-]
I'm really glad to hear that you're happy.
Your hard work is paying off.

I never actually even asked this, but how old are you?
User avatar #2081 to #2080 - thechosentroll (09/28/2014) [-]
19. It says it on my profile.
#2082 to #2081 - venomousvalentine (09/28/2014) [-]
Well **** .
I never actually read that.
Are you surprised to learn you're only a year older than me?
User avatar #2083 to #2082 - thechosentroll (09/28/2014) [-]
No, not really. Why would I be?
#2084 to #2083 - venomousvalentine (09/28/2014) [-]
Just me then...
I expected you to be in your early or possibly even mid 20s.
User avatar #2085 to #2084 - thechosentroll (09/28/2014) [-]
You expected a 25-yearold who complains about highschool life and just got into university?
#2086 to #2085 - venomousvalentine (09/28/2014) [-]
I don't think things through well alright.
I hear school and I think school be it college or highschool.
I assumed you were always talking about college not taking into account certain things and never putting 2 and 2 together.

I promise I'm not a retard.
User avatar #2087 to #2086 - thechosentroll (09/28/2014) [-]
Yeah, yeah, chill. It's normal. Also, why are your mascots always creepy as **** ?
#2089 to #2087 - venomousvalentine (09/28/2014) [-]
Also I happen to have school tomorrow so I'm gonna sleep. Since it's 6:30 AM.
User avatar #2090 to #2089 - thechosentroll (09/28/2014) [-]
Yeah, OK. Bye. Try not to get stabbed tomorrow.
#2088 to #2087 - venomousvalentine (09/28/2014) [-]
Thats a bit of a hypocritical statement Mr Stein.

I just happen to like the little vampire girl in shiki.
User avatar #2057 to #2056 - thechosentroll (09/28/2014) [-]
************ , it's only been 12 hours. **** off. I'm taking a shower.
User avatar #2059 to #2058 - thechosentroll (09/28/2014) [-]
Yes, what is it? More importantly, why have you been coming to me so much lately? You have two dozen people who'd gladly talk to you and genuinely love your ass.
#2060 to #2059 - venomousvalentine (09/28/2014) [-]
I enjoy your company.
Your opinions are objective and you're intelligent.
User avatar #2061 to #2060 - thechosentroll (09/28/2014) [-]
Which is what perplexes me, since those aspects of my personality is what drives most people away.
#2062 to #2061 - venomousvalentine (09/28/2014) [-]
Well I happen to like it.

I don't like exceptionally boisterous people. You give off a calmer vibe.
It's much easier to talk to someone who isn't wiry or driven by intense emotion.
User avatar #2063 to #2062 - thechosentroll (09/28/2014) [-]
Makes sense, I guess. I'm about as enthusiastic and emotional as a tranquilized sloth 90% of the time.
User avatar #2064 to #2063 - venomousvalentine (09/28/2014) [-]
And it's relaxing.
Even when someone is typing like they're hyper it slightly deters me.
Commotion is generally a bad thing.
User avatar #2065 to #2064 - thechosentroll (09/28/2014) [-]
You know, you just made me realize something I've been wondering about for a week now. For some reason the socially inept people in my university group keep clinging onto me. At first I thought it was only because they need a mediator between them and the outside world, but now I remembered something. A while back I was curious if I'm actually an introvert or not and looked into it. Introverted people dislike the company of extroverted people - people who are overly enthusiastic and energetic about everything. I'm an introvert, so other introverts feel comfortable around me. I'm just an introvert, who happens to also have normal social skills.
#2066 to #2065 - venomousvalentine (09/28/2014) [-]
Skills? Oh I've got the skills, I just extremely dislike it.
One on one conversations? Easy
Small group conversations? I can keep silent, listen and talk when I have something relevant to say.

Do I enjoy this? No. Do I freak out a little on the inside? Yeah...
But being around outgoing people makes me feel shaky and jittery and panicky.
Being in crowds of people like classrooms and hallways is where I really have a problem and that becomes EXTREMELY apparent because should I be bumped by someone or someone walks behind me or makes a quick movement I flinch or jump or maybe even let out a small shout...

I do my best to slink through crowds. I'm late to class sometimes because I take the longer routes to classes. Like say I'm on the second floor, and the class I'm headed to is on the second floor.
I'll walk down the small stairway by the last class I was in, go outside, walk around the building, then back up a different staircase just to avoid people.
User avatar #2067 to #2066 - thechosentroll (09/28/2014) [-]
I usually just feel tired when I have to deal with people. It doesn't make me nervous or jumpy, it's just ******* exhausting to keep acting like a functional member of society, since I'm constantly concentrated on it.
User avatar #2068 to #2067 - venomousvalentine (09/28/2014) [-]
I feel that way afterward.
On edge during out of energy after.
I'm a high strung person like my dad... And that's worrisome.
User avatar #2069 to #2068 - thechosentroll (09/28/2014) [-]
Yeah, same. I've noticed everyone in my family values their alone time, so everyone respects it. We all need to get away from people a bit and escape from their ******** .
#2070 to #2069 - venomousvalentine (09/28/2014) [-]
Well thats good I suppose.
My family has started to understand I don't like having long conversations so they've learned to be brief.

See part of the problem is... I get lonely from time to time.
And its hard to find people to talk to that don't make me want to freak the **** out...
And unfortunately for you, you fit the bill.
But it's nice having someone to talk to...

I really enjoy your company. I'm sorry the feeling isn't mutual.
User avatar #2071 to #2070 - thechosentroll (09/28/2014) [-]
I don't dislike talking to you. I just don't like it too much, either. I mean, it's just a conversation. It neither makes me get an erection or want to kill myself. I'm pretty neutral on the whole thing.
User avatar #2072 to #2071 - venomousvalentine (09/28/2014) [-]
As long as you're not suffering on my behalf.
Even if you were it probably wouldn't stop me from trying. I guess I'm selfish like that.

I try to be nice though.
I try to make time for the people that need to talk to me even if that's scarce.
User avatar #2073 to #2072 - thechosentroll (09/28/2014) [-]
Yeah, don't really care if you're nice to me or not. I'm not too big on the whole "sensitivity" thing. Insults and compliments are the same thing - words. What they mean and how important they are is entirely up to the one they're aimed at.
#2074 to #2073 - venomousvalentine (09/28/2014) [-]
I'm the opposite.
I mean I can take insults. I'm not gonna be scarred for life if someone calls me annoying or something, but they still don't feel good.

I actually put in a little bit of an effort to not be physically and socially repulsive and it doesn't make me feel good if that effort gets shat on.

By the way I'm not sure if I mentioned this, but I got a haircut and I regret everything.
I feel like I've had a limb sawed off.
User avatar #2075 to #2074 - thechosentroll (09/28/2014) [-]
Yeah, that's normal. Takes about two weeks to get used to it.
#2076 to #2075 - venomousvalentine (09/28/2014) [-]
But I mean look at this **** ...
Thats a lot of hair I'm missing.

People are actually gonna see that I have earrings now.
#2037 - venomousvalentine (09/27/2014) [-]
That feel when having an emotional breakdown in the middle of class and having to be escorted to the on campus clinic.
User avatar #2038 to #2037 - thechosentroll (09/27/2014) [-]
.......................HOW DO YOU EVEN MANAGE TO **** UP THAT BAD?!?
#2039 to #2038 - venomousvalentine (09/27/2014) [-]
Long story short, in health class they were showing a video on suicide that hit a little close to home.
User avatar #2040 to #2039 - thechosentroll (09/27/2014) [-]
That....................... actually makes sense, for once. Huh, can't nag for that one. Guess it couldn't be helped. At least it probably got you some pity points with some people. That's a plus. Unless it becomes a reoccuring thing. Then it becomes annoying and pathetic. I'd avoid stuff like that in the future if I were you.
User avatar #2041 to #2040 - venomousvalentine (09/27/2014) [-]
I didn't exactly want it to happen in the first place.
Also I'm like the only guy in that entire class I noticed..

Do you like reading or scifi?
User avatar #2042 to #2041 - thechosentroll (09/27/2014) [-]
That's good. Women are less likely to mock you for crying. And yes, I like reading and scifi. Haven't had much time for it lately, though. I'm even two chapters behind on Onepunch Man. I should probably get to that in a bit.
#2043 to #2042 - venomousvalentine (09/27/2014) [-]
Well then I have some books you should pick up sometime.

Robopocalypse: About a robot uprising and a straight up war of man VS machine.
Robogenesis: The sequel, about the border of man and machine being erased between completely humanlike robots, completely machinelike men, and they all unite under the purpose of destroying an AI intent on eradicating all life be it synthetic or natural.

Then I'm in the middle of reading Gridlinked which as far as I can tell is like one of those old 50s hard ass detective movies, but way in the future with **** like light speed travel, genetic augmentations, and photon cannons and **** .
My favorite character in that book is a surgeon that the entire government hates because he uses loopholes to do illegal experimentation without ACTUALLY breaking laws. He's got half his face replaced with optical and neural augments and he has two extra mechanical arms that have extremities designed for surgery such as scalpels and **** .
#2046 to #2043 - thechosentroll (09/27/2014) [-]
Typical example of something from Warhammer 40k.
#2047 to #2046 - venomousvalentine (09/27/2014) [-]
METAL IS PERFECTION

Speaking of Russian cyborgs, I'm starting to learn Russian through partially cracked versions of rosetta stone.
User avatar #2048 to #2047 - thechosentroll (09/27/2014) [-]
Good luck with that. Russian's hard as **** . The only reason I understand any of it is because I'm slavic and my equally complex and nonsensical language is similar to it.
#2049 to #2048 - venomousvalentine (09/27/2014) [-]
I understand.
I just really love the language...
well.. Slavic languages in genera, but Russian is the most spoken of them so it was my pick.
User avatar #2051 to #2049 - thechosentroll (09/27/2014) [-]
It's also one of the hardest, since they refuse to simplify their goddamn grammar like everyone else did.
User avatar #2052 to #2051 - venomousvalentine (09/27/2014) [-]
I noticed in german that a plural subject will change the verb and not the noun.
User avatar #2054 to #2052 - thechosentroll (09/27/2014) [-]
German is to the germanic language group what russian is to he slavic. All slavic languages originate from and old language called Slavic. Russian is very similar to it, because it hasn't changed its' rules in ages. The germanic language group originated from an old language called Germanic. German is very similar to it, because it hasn't changed its' rules in ages.

This **** is very common and annoying. That's why chinese is so ******* complex - ancient chinese and modern chinese are almost the same. EVOLVE YOUR LANGUAGES, YOU ******** !
User avatar #2055 to #2054 - venomousvalentine (09/27/2014) [-]
I feel it.
User avatar #2044 to #2043 - thechosentroll (09/27/2014) [-]
That sounds very Warhammer 40k-ish.
#2045 to #2044 - venomousvalentine (09/27/2014) [-]
There are no giant suits of armor.

Except for one in robopocalypse. And it was worn by a fat neckbearded chav who spent all his time playing petty hacking games before the breakdown of society.
#2050 to #2045 - thechosentroll (09/27/2014) [-]
Eh, not much of a fan of the post-apocalypse setting. The only post-apocalypse story I've ever liked is Crossed: Wish You Were Here. It's a spin-off of a comic called Crossed. Basically, everyone goes ******* and no one's sure why. Infected people people pop up out of nowhere. They're not dead or zombie-like. Instead, they give into their most primal urges to **** , kill and **** some more everything that moves and some things that don't. The infected develop strange red crosses on their faces, which is why they're called the crossed. It's the story of the survivors, trying to make it in this ******* insane world full of violence and imminent ************ .

Crossed: Wish You Were Here takes place in jolly ol' England instead of the US, everyone's an even bigger cunt, they call the crossed "plussies" (because the cross also looks like a plus sign), everyone's mental and then there's Jackson. It's a free webcomic that updates twice a month. It has a surprisingly gripping story and well-written characters, especially for something that initially seems like a dumb gorefest. I dropped it a while ago. I should get back to reading that sometime. Too bad I can't read it with anyone else in the room.
#2053 to #2050 - venomousvalentine (09/27/2014) [-]
I might have to check it out.
Also gridlinked is good if you don't like the whole apocalypse thing.
#2034 - venomousvalentine (09/25/2014) [-]
I read your status so I'm assuming this is a bad time... but.

I don't know how to deal with anxiety at school...
I flinch when people walk behind me
I have a hard time asking for help
I freeze when I'm asked something...

This is no way to live....
User avatar #2035 to #2034 - thechosentroll (09/26/2014) [-]
**** , still on crappy wi-fi. Hardly loads the site. Replies are slow.

I can't really give you specific advice. I used to be like that, too. Not sure how I fixed it. One morning I just woke up, said " **** everything." and stopped giving a **** . I'm not awkward anymore, since I don't think about what others will think of me. I just do or say the first thing that comes to mind. It's almost instinctive. Less thinking helps, maybe? **** if I know. It varies from person to person. Just keep trying to communicate normally with other people. That's how you learn stuff - first, you can't do something. You keep trying. You learn how to do it. You suck at it. You keep trying. You become OK at it. You keep practicing and you become good at it.
User avatar #2036 to #2035 - venomousvalentine (09/26/2014) [-]
I suppose..
Its early in the morning and I read crappy scifi instead of crappy wifi.
I was confused.
#2031 - infinitereaper ONLINE (09/20/2014) [-]
Thanks dude. and God Speed.

I'm sure you and I will have many real monies one day.
Oh and if you don't care about your items, can I have what you have left?
I'll send the trade for them to make it easier.
User avatar #2032 to #2031 - thechosentroll (09/20/2014) [-]
**** , sorry, I was doing something else. You can have everything but the badges and text items. I actually care a bit about those.
User avatar #2033 to #2032 - infinitereaper ONLINE (09/20/2014) [-]
it's cool, and alright. I'll resend.
Yeah I have to do this like 6 hour drivers education thing online, it's ****** man
#2028 - venomousvalentine (09/20/2014) [-]
I want to learn to sing well..
User avatar #2029 to #2028 - thechosentroll (09/20/2014) [-]
Well, for once I have no relevant advice. Every time I'd had to sing, I was a second voice or however the **** singing in monotone in the background was called.
User avatar #2018 to #2017 - venomousvalentine (09/18/2014) [-]
League. You?
User avatar #2019 to #2018 - thechosentroll (09/18/2014) [-]
Trying not to fall asleep. Just got up. Fixing sleep schedule. Feel like death.
User avatar #2020 to #2019 - venomousvalentine (09/18/2014) [-]
Im sorry.
Good luck with that.
User avatar #2021 to #2020 - thechosentroll (09/18/2014) [-]
Why do you keep apologizing about stuff you're not responsible for?
User avatar #2022 to #2021 - venomousvalentine (09/18/2014) [-]
Im sympathetic.
#2023 to #2022 - thechosentroll (09/18/2014) [-]
Oooooooooooooooooh!
Oooooooooooooooooh!
User avatar #2026 to #2025 - thechosentroll (09/18/2014) [-]
I don't get it.
User avatar #2027 to #2026 - venomousvalentine (09/18/2014) [-]
There's nothing to get. I was restarting the convo.
#2001 - venomousvalentine (09/16/2014) [-]
Tried smiling, still had a bad day.
User avatar #2002 to #2001 - thechosentroll (09/16/2014) [-]
You seriously need to rethink your choice or reaction pics. Also, nothing works instantly. It takes time and dedication.
User avatar #2003 to #2002 - venomousvalentine (09/16/2014) [-]
Right..

So how are you?
User avatar #2004 to #2003 - thechosentroll (09/16/2014) [-]
Honestly, I have no idea.
User avatar #2005 to #2004 - venomousvalentine (09/16/2014) [-]
Is something wrong?
User avatar #2006 to #2005 - thechosentroll (09/16/2014) [-]
Eh, it's kind of hard to explain. I was worried about going to university, since my friends and family are here and I'm abandoning my life and everything I know. Then I thought about it for a couple of days and realized that my friends moved to different cities to study, like I'm doing, my parents are moving as well, all my other relatives are assholes, I never had much of a social life or life in general and everything I know pretty much sucks. I still haven't decided if I'm happy, sad or angry about this, so I have no idea if anything's wrong or not.
User avatar #2007 to #2006 - venomousvalentine (09/16/2014) [-]
Oh I'm sorry...
I'm sure you'll figure it out.
User avatar #2008 to #2007 - thechosentroll (09/16/2014) [-]
There's nothing to be sorry about and I'm not sure I want to figure it out. Anyway, how's the whole "Try to not be a social outcast" thing going for you so far?
User avatar #2009 to #2008 - venomousvalentine (09/16/2014) [-]
Well enough I guess...
I'd talk more but my stomach is killing me so Im gonna go back to bed.
User avatar #2010 to #2009 - thechosentroll (09/16/2014) [-]
Bye. Try not to die.
User avatar #2012 to #2011 - thechosentroll (09/16/2014) [-]
Ah, good. You followed my instructions.
User avatar #2013 to #2012 - venomousvalentine (09/16/2014) [-]
how are you?
User avatar #2014 to #2013 - thechosentroll (09/16/2014) [-]
Pretty much the same as before, except tired, because it's 2AM. I was thinking of going to bed, actually. I should probably fix my sleep schedule. University starts on the 23rd and I have classes at 7:30 in the morning.
User avatar #2015 to #2014 - venomousvalentine (09/16/2014) [-]
I see. Well I hope you sleep well.
User avatar #1980 - drooms (09/13/2014) [-]
Did you get that driving license btw?
User avatar #1981 to #1980 - thechosentroll (09/13/2014) [-]
Yeah, ages ago. I've been driving for about a year now. Not much, though.
User avatar #1982 to #1981 - drooms (09/13/2014) [-]
Ah, good just curious
Almost forgot all about it
#1979 - venomousvalentine (09/13/2014) [-]
What can I do to look cute in public?..
#1983 to #1979 - thechosentroll (09/13/2014) [-]
You're asking ME? I'm like the opposite of cute. I'm big and intimidating. I frighten small children, for ****** sake.

Still, luckily for you, my best friend pulls it off pretty well. He uses it a lot to his advantage. The guy made a small fortune in tips when he was working as a waiter and piccolo this summer, since people found him adorable. Also, because he worked his ass off. He did so well his manager cried when they were saying their goodbyes and said she'd reserve him a spot for next summer. Anyway, I don't remember how you look (and I'm not sure I've ever known), but if you're short and scrawny, it helps. So does being at least mildly attractive. Also, smiling is important. People are generally more fond of people who don't look like they're going to stab someone or shoot up a school any second now. Not too much smiling, though, since you'd look like a creep. Just enough for people to know you're not miserable all the time. Not sure about other stuff. My friend never really tried to look cute, it just came naturally to him. Guess having proper social skills like he did helps.

I guess it's sort of a moderation thing. Don't be too happy or too miserable, don't talk too little or too much, don't avoid people, but don't be clingy. How much is too much or too little depends on the people around you, so you're gonna have to try and judge that.
#1984 to #1983 - venomousvalentine (09/13/2014) [-]
I do my best with most of those things.
This is what I look like. pls don't laugh at my **** eating grin. I can't help it.
It'd be a nice self esteem boost to do what your friend does...
I think the only thing is that under normal circumstances I don't smile much because I'm usually zoned out.
#1985 to #1984 - thechosentroll (09/13/2014) [-]
Yeah, you're doing well in the looks department. To be honest, my mental image of you was............................. let's just say it was a bit worse. Just gotta work on the personality. As for the zoning out, I've had that problem too. You just gotta try not to make weird faces or stare at people when zoned out. If you try to not do it long enough, you'll eventually condition yourself. I taught myself to subconsciously follow the teacher with my eyes while zoned out, so it seems like I'm paying attention. Very handy skill to have. Same goes with smiling - if you force yourself to do something long enough, it eventually becomes a reflex.
#1986 to #1985 - venomousvalentine (09/13/2014) [-]
I'm curious of what you thought I'd look like.
That does sound pretty handy cause some of my teachers pick on me for zoning out.

Probably the only thing that makes me smile on my own accord without someone like making me laugh or something, would be something weather dependent that I happen to enjoy.

I'll work on it.
#1987 to #1986 - thechosentroll (09/13/2014) [-]
Excellent choice of pic, because the whole "homeschooled" thing and your personality left me with this mental image of you looking almost like a male Tomoko - short, built like an Auschwitz survivor, pale, skin problems, greasy hair. A very basement-dweller-y image.
#1988 to #1987 - venomousvalentine (09/13/2014) [-]
Everything you said sounds pretty accurate except skin problems and greasy hair.
I've even got the dark circles under my eyes more often than not.

What do you look like?
#1989 to #1988 - thechosentroll (09/13/2014) [-]
I have the body of a god. Unfortunately, that god is Buddha. Tall as **** , kind of tubby, semi-wavy hair that tends to stick in all directions, because it's a bitch. Basically, I look like a taller, sleep-deprived Jack Black.
#1990 to #1989 - venomousvalentine (09/13/2014) [-]
I have the opposite issue with my hair. I need excessive amounts of hair gel to get it to not lay flat.

But people love jack black so thats a plus.
And if you look like Buddha you could offer them enlightenment and **** them.
#1991 to #1990 - thechosentroll (09/13/2014) [-]
For some reason I already attract people who are looking for advice and other forms of enlightenment. No idea why.
For some reason I already attract people who are looking for advice and other forms of enlightenment. No idea why.
#1992 to #1991 - venomousvalentine (09/13/2014) [-]
You're smart and smart people know things about stuff.
User avatar #1993 to #1992 - thechosentroll (09/13/2014) [-]
I wouldn't say "smart". More like "not stupid". Still, there's plenty of not stupid people around. Why me?
#1994 to #1993 - venomousvalentine (09/13/2014) [-]
Some people dislike me too much and other people like me too much to give unbias advice.

You're a beacon of neutrality in a world which is very much pro and con.

Either that or you love me and are trying to play it off tsundere style.
#1995 to #1994 - thechosentroll (09/13/2014) [-]
I couldn't take that last bit seriously even if I tried. Nah, I'm neutral. I think it's a personality thing. I classify personalities according to elemental 						****					, since it's easier. Air people are lightheaded and easygoing. In the extreme cases they're pushovers. Water people are persistent and try to get what they want. In the extreme cases they're annoying and clingy as 						****					. Fire people are spontaneous and ambitious. In the extreme cases, they're emotionally unstable cunts. Earth people are either passive and just sit there or are steadily moving towards a goal. In the extreme cases they're hardheaded.   
   
I'm an extreme case of rock and you're air. Nothing you do can really sway me and get me to like you or dislike you all that much, let alone love or hate you.
I couldn't take that last bit seriously even if I tried. Nah, I'm neutral. I think it's a personality thing. I classify personalities according to elemental **** , since it's easier. Air people are lightheaded and easygoing. In the extreme cases they're pushovers. Water people are persistent and try to get what they want. In the extreme cases they're annoying and clingy as **** . Fire people are spontaneous and ambitious. In the extreme cases, they're emotionally unstable cunts. Earth people are either passive and just sit there or are steadily moving towards a goal. In the extreme cases they're hardheaded.

I'm an extreme case of rock and you're air. Nothing you do can really sway me and get me to like you or dislike you all that much, let alone love or hate you.
#1996 to #1995 - venomousvalentine (09/13/2014) [-]
Nah you love me. <3 If you admit it we can start our life together sempai!

Thats an interesting take on things though. You do seem very strong willed. And I really don't take much seriously.

User avatar #1997 to #1996 - thechosentroll (09/13/2014) [-]
I'm not sure if it's willpower or just ******* inertia - when I'm not doing anything, it's very hard to convince me to do something new. When I start doing something, it's extremely hard to convince me to stop. Like a rock. Seriously, push a rock down a hill and try to stop that thing.
#1998 to #1997 - venomousvalentine (09/13/2014) [-]
No thanks, I learned my lesson after having my nuts crushed by a pulley cart full of lace rock.
#2000 to #1999 - venomousvalentine (09/13/2014) [-]
Concern for testicles intensifies.
It was my dads idea.
User avatar #1976 - anonimperiumreturn (09/09/2014) [-]
Hey there I'm the guy that made you watch a cringworthy video that you didn't want to.
Let's be friends.
User avatar #1977 to #1976 - thechosentroll (09/09/2014) [-]
Go die in a fire.
#1972 - venomousvalentine (09/02/2014) [-]
I start school today
User avatar #1973 to #1972 - thechosentroll (09/02/2014) [-]
Try not to get stabbed.
User avatar #1965 - Hawke (08/31/2014) [-]
Sorry I didn't know I blocked you.

Maybe you were a ****** to me in your past life or something.
User avatar #1966 to #1965 - thechosentroll (08/31/2014) [-]
No, I was an asshole to you in my current life. Also, something about never stepping into Friendly ever again.
User avatar #1967 to #1966 - Hawke (08/31/2014) [-]
ebin, simply ebin.
User avatar #1968 to #1967 - thechosentroll (08/31/2014) [-]
Try using non-retarded words.
User avatar #1970 to #1969 - thechosentroll (08/31/2014) [-]
God, you make making fun of you way too easy.
#1963 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (08/28/2014) [-]
I asked the artist of this for a bigger version.
We now have it in glorious, 2048x1536 5mb png wallpaper size.
User avatar #1964 to #1963 - thechosentroll (08/29/2014) [-]
Sweet.
#1959 - venomousvalentine (08/27/2014) [-]
New champion
new sivir lines
New cassiopeia lines.

Im so ******* hyped.
User avatar #1960 to #1959 - thechosentroll (08/27/2014) [-]
And I couldn't give less of a **** without disobeying the laws of nature.
#1961 to #1960 - venomousvalentine (08/27/2014) [-]
Well I'm excited.

Aeiou.

So whats good?
User avatar #1962 to #1961 - thechosentroll (08/27/2014) [-]
I almost managed to get enough sleep to not feel like **** . Almost. Other than that, not much. Mostly just checking the ol' inventory to see what I need to get before I ship my ass out to university. I've discovered that 80% of my wardrobe is clothes who were gifted to me by relatives and not worn even once.
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