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#1158927 - You could always try to run up to people and knife them like i…  [+] (6 new replies) 01/26/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1158928 - EdwardNigma (01/26/2015) [-]
These dudes really have the way on fucking lockdown though. Its in the Garbage, to the west that theres a shitton. I THINK I need to go for a tunnel in there. But they're all outside of it and will spot my ass.

So I either need a sniper to shoot them from a building nearby, or I need to get a lot of lucky shots.
User avatar #1158929 - thechosentroll (01/26/2015) [-]
Or you could backtrack and try to find ammo somewhere. Bandits and stashes eventually respawn. Also you could see if Sidorovich has any and buy some.
User avatar #1158930 - EdwardNigma (01/26/2015) [-]
Sidorovich is the first trader guy I meet right?
Also, is armour worth buying, since I am still fuck assing around with the first armour you get.
#1158958 - dehumanizer (01/26/2015) [-]
kek i've never bought armor except for the exoskeleton before going to pripyat, there are plenty of armors to be found from quests, hidden stashes and... not so hidden stashes
User avatar #1158931 - thechosentroll (01/26/2015) [-]
Oh yeah, definitely. Good armor makes all the difference. Especially against shotguns and mutants. More importantly against shotguns.
User avatar #1158932 - EdwardNigma (01/26/2015) [-]
Oh good, I've been saving a ton of money from scavenged guns and shit which WAS gonna be for a weapon, but I already got those off bodies. So.
#37 - Technically yes, but infinity^infinity is instant infinity. in…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/26/2015 on (untitled) -3
#90 - anonymous (01/26/2015) [-]
you dont know what you're talking about, do you?
#1158924 - No idea. Never had that situation. My bandit shootouts lasted …  [+] (8 new replies) 01/26/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1158925 - EdwardNigma (01/26/2015) [-]
I have very few bullets for my assault rifle.
I am not far into the game.
User avatar #1158927 - thechosentroll (01/26/2015) [-]
You could always try to run up to people and knife them like in CoD. Never tried it, but it's probably as stupid as it sounds. There's also sneaking.
User avatar #1158928 - EdwardNigma (01/26/2015) [-]
These dudes really have the way on fucking lockdown though. Its in the Garbage, to the west that theres a shitton. I THINK I need to go for a tunnel in there. But they're all outside of it and will spot my ass.

So I either need a sniper to shoot them from a building nearby, or I need to get a lot of lucky shots.
User avatar #1158929 - thechosentroll (01/26/2015) [-]
Or you could backtrack and try to find ammo somewhere. Bandits and stashes eventually respawn. Also you could see if Sidorovich has any and buy some.
User avatar #1158930 - EdwardNigma (01/26/2015) [-]
Sidorovich is the first trader guy I meet right?
Also, is armour worth buying, since I am still fuck assing around with the first armour you get.
#1158958 - dehumanizer (01/26/2015) [-]
kek i've never bought armor except for the exoskeleton before going to pripyat, there are plenty of armors to be found from quests, hidden stashes and... not so hidden stashes
User avatar #1158931 - thechosentroll (01/26/2015) [-]
Oh yeah, definitely. Good armor makes all the difference. Especially against shotguns and mutants. More importantly against shotguns.
User avatar #1158932 - EdwardNigma (01/26/2015) [-]
Oh good, I've been saving a ton of money from scavenged guns and shit which WAS gonna be for a weapon, but I already got those off bodies. So.
#1158923 - No, I checked. Maybe it's a graphics thing. I should try messi… 01/26/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1158920 - You get one eventually, if you manage to survive that long. Ho…  [+] (10 new replies) 01/26/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1158922 - EdwardNigma (01/26/2015) [-]
I can't even find the ammo for my automatic rifle.
I got stuck at a part where I need to go to some lab place...but theres like, 6 or 7 bandit cunts in the way with automatic weapons and I can't get past at all.
What do.
User avatar #1158924 - thechosentroll (01/26/2015) [-]
No idea. Never had that situation. My bandit shootouts lasted an average of half an hour each, since I only fired when it was a guaranteed hit. Never used more than 3 bullets on a bandit, so I had ammo most of the time. Try switching to a weapon you have ammo for. Also, grenades are your friends.
User avatar #1158925 - EdwardNigma (01/26/2015) [-]
I have very few bullets for my assault rifle.
I am not far into the game.
User avatar #1158927 - thechosentroll (01/26/2015) [-]
You could always try to run up to people and knife them like in CoD. Never tried it, but it's probably as stupid as it sounds. There's also sneaking.
User avatar #1158928 - EdwardNigma (01/26/2015) [-]
These dudes really have the way on fucking lockdown though. Its in the Garbage, to the west that theres a shitton. I THINK I need to go for a tunnel in there. But they're all outside of it and will spot my ass.

So I either need a sniper to shoot them from a building nearby, or I need to get a lot of lucky shots.
User avatar #1158929 - thechosentroll (01/26/2015) [-]
Or you could backtrack and try to find ammo somewhere. Bandits and stashes eventually respawn. Also you could see if Sidorovich has any and buy some.
User avatar #1158930 - EdwardNigma (01/26/2015) [-]
Sidorovich is the first trader guy I meet right?
Also, is armour worth buying, since I am still fuck assing around with the first armour you get.
#1158958 - dehumanizer (01/26/2015) [-]
kek i've never bought armor except for the exoskeleton before going to pripyat, there are plenty of armors to be found from quests, hidden stashes and... not so hidden stashes
User avatar #1158931 - thechosentroll (01/26/2015) [-]
Oh yeah, definitely. Good armor makes all the difference. Especially against shotguns and mutants. More importantly against shotguns.
User avatar #1158932 - EdwardNigma (01/26/2015) [-]
Oh good, I've been saving a ton of money from scavenged guns and shit which WAS gonna be for a weapon, but I already got those off bodies. So.
#34 - Technically that approaches infinity at an infinite speed, whi…  [+] (6 new replies) 01/26/2015 on (untitled) +2
#36 - rprol (01/26/2015) [-]
Can you get infinity^infinity^infinity? Genuine maths question dont hate me
User avatar #104 - waaw (01/26/2015) [-]
I'm pretty sure that thechosentroll doesn't really know what he's saying here. No offense to him intended. But anyway, this is a very difficult question. The first thing to realize is that while infinity can be treated like a number in many ways, it isn't one.

2nd, this question is phrased weirdly. Stacked exponents aren't associative, which means that (∞^∞)^∞ is different from ∞^(∞^∞). If you are saying the first, then it becomes much simpler. Because of the rules of exponents, it can be expressed as ∞^(∞^2). ∞^2 is provably equal to just ∞ (although I won't show the proof here), so it is the same as your previous question.

Now comes the hard part. What is ∞^∞? I don't really know. I haven't studied cardinality enough to have learned that. I can give you a bit of a guideline for what it would look like.

To start off, there's a concept called a power set, written as P(A). It means the set of all subsets of A. So let's say A = {1, 2, 3, 4}. Then P(A) = {{null}, {1}, {2}, {3}, {4}, {1, 2}, {1, 3}, {1, 4}, {2, 3}, {2, 4}, {3, 4}, {1, 2, 3}, {1, 2, 4}, {1, 3, 4}, {2, 3, 4}, {1, 2, 3, 4}}, that is, every possible combination of any number of elements of A, including none of them and all of them. P(A) always has 2^n elements in it, where n is the number of elements in A. So the power set of a set with 3 elements would have 8 elements, the power set of a set with 6 elements would have 64 elements, and the power set of a set with 2749354 elements would have 2^2749354 elements.

Next up, cardinality. What is cardinality? From a nontechnical perspective, it's how big a set is. The cardinality of {1, 4, 7, 15, 5674673453575967723} is 5, because it has 5 elements in it. It gets more complicated when we get to the cardinality of infinite sets. For example, does the set of whole numbers have the same number of elements as the set of integers? It does, because it is possible to draw a bijection between the two sets, that is to say, it is possible to line up the two sets next to each other and connect each element to a corresponding element in the other set. But some infinities cannot be bijected onto other infinities, like the real numbers onto the integers.

One way to know whether two sets have different cardinality is through a theorem called Cantor's Theorem. It states that the power set of A has a strictly greater cardinality than A itself. And we know from before that that cardinality is equal to 2^n. So we can say that a set with at least 2^n elements must have greater cardinality than a set with n elements.

Now let's look back at our problem. We want to see if ∞^∞ > ∞. Well, we may not know very much about infinity, but one thing we can say for sure is that it is bigger than 2.
∞ > 2.
So we can then say that
∞^∞ > 2^∞.
Now we can set up a triple inequality where we say
∞^∞ > 2^∞ > ∞
So while I don't know just how big ∞^∞ is, I do know that it is bigger than ∞. For the next step it is trivial to show that
∞^∞^∞ > ∞^∞ by a very similar process.
So yeah, if ∞^∞^∞ exists, then it is definitely bigger than ∞^∞ or ∞.
#106 - rprol (01/26/2015) [-]
excellent job.
User avatar #37 - thechosentroll (01/26/2015) [-]
Technically yes, but infinity^infinity is instant infinity. infinity^instant infinity is still instant infinity. It's the same result.
#90 - anonymous (01/26/2015) [-]
you dont know what you're talking about, do you?
#35 - flixoe (01/26/2015) [-]
Yay?
#33 - I'll rephrase. "And once you actually pay attention in ca… 01/26/2015 on (untitled) -5
#1158917 - Decided to try S.T.A.L.K.E.R. SoC after all this time. The gam…  [+] (50 new replies) 01/26/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1159075 - playercz (01/26/2015) [-]
play the MISERY MOD
MISERY MOD
otherwise I'm not sure if it's worth it
#1158955 - dehumanizer (01/26/2015) [-]
honestly i play withoiut crossair for the immersion, and WHY would you would you not look down the sights?
User avatar #1158957 - thechosentroll (01/26/2015) [-]
Because in a situation where you're surrounded by 6 bandits in a 3-meter radius of you, the extra fraction of a second it takes to aim down the sight and the fact that it limits your vision can be fatal. Also, I fixed it. Turns out I just had to turn off anti-aliasing. I didn't even notice it was turned on in the first place. Such is the graphic quality of the Zone.
#1158959 - dehumanizer (01/26/2015) [-]
how the fuck did you even get in a situation like that? no tell me! did you just sneak up into the group's scentre?

if you really are 3 meters away then you do not need aim to hit em
User avatar #1158961 - thechosentroll (01/26/2015) [-]
With the silenced gun and no ammo, you sure as hell do. And yes, yes I did. I was trying to be sneaky and shit. Then I remembered this isn't fantasy land where a silencer is 100% silent and that bandits can still not only hear that shit, but will probably hear the sound of a body hitting the ground.
#1158963 - dehumanizer (01/26/2015) [-]
>a silenced gun

for what purpose, litteraly why? dont tell me you are using the silanced makarov, stalker !
User avatar #1158964 - thechosentroll (01/26/2015) [-]
No, the noiseless pistol. I think it's just a PB1 with a built in silencer.
#1158966 - dehumanizer (01/26/2015) [-]
yeah thats what im referring to as the silanced makarov, its shit tier THROW IT AWAY

seriously how do you expect to kill one with 5 others in 10 meter proximity from 3 meters away and expect to remain hidden?

In this game stealth is NOT a viable option. You can still use silancers and shit but the reduced damage output is really not worth it.

If you really want to be pseudostealty get a .45 and put a silancer on that
User avatar #1158967 - thechosentroll (01/26/2015) [-]
It was the first fucking mission. I didn't really have a lot of options there.
#1158970 - dehumanizer (01/26/2015) [-]
Didnt you use Wofl's men? Wait till they attack the camp and pick up a sawned off whenever someone dies. Hug corners and just Q/E out of them, shoot and reload in safety.
User avatar #1158972 - thechosentroll (01/26/2015) [-]
And have them think less of me for not doing it alone? I've done that mission solo on every single playthrough. I don't intend to change that.
#1158973 - dehumanizer (01/26/2015) [-]
Then howcome you failed to play with no crosshair?
User avatar #1158975 - thechosentroll (01/26/2015) [-]
I mostly rely on quick and relatively accurate aiming in close quarters. Without a crosshair, it's not accurate enough. Aiming down sights isn't quick enough.
#1158978 - dehumanizer (01/26/2015) [-]
or you know, you could aim down the sight before/while you open the door/pop out of the corner/ duck from behind the tree log/etc. Ya feel me?
User avatar #1158979 - thechosentroll (01/26/2015) [-]
Honestly? No.
#1158980 - dehumanizer (01/26/2015) [-]
git gud,scrub
User avatar #1158981 - thechosentroll (01/26/2015) [-]
Oh, that.
#1158921 - anonymous (01/26/2015) [-]
Isn't it just disabled in the options menu?
User avatar #1158923 - thechosentroll (01/26/2015) [-]
No, I checked. Maybe it's a graphics thing. I should try messing with the settings.
User avatar #1158919 - EdwardNigma (01/26/2015) [-]
I can't fucking aim for shit in that game. I swear only one in 10 bullets hit.

I want a fucking sniper.
#1158956 - dehumanizer (01/26/2015) [-]
what difficulty are you playing on
User avatar #1158960 - EdwardNigma (01/26/2015) [-]
Like you told me to, I was playing on master.
#1158962 - dehumanizer (01/26/2015) [-]
ok you said you had gun troubles, whats your raifu? are you in the garbage?
User avatar #1158965 - EdwardNigma (01/26/2015) [-]
I can't even remember. Something. I am mostly using a pistol because its the only thing I have good amounts of ammo in.
And its a piece of shit.
#1158968 - dehumanizer (01/26/2015) [-]
get a shotgun for the mutants

never spray full auto unless you are in deep shit, use grenades for surpize attacks, aimdown sights for less recoil.

If you're in the Garbage - go to southern carpark where you (probably) helped Bes fight of the bandits. There is a watchtower there, go under it. The ladder is broken but if you look up you will see there are a few boxes. Shoot them for a reward from the zone.
User avatar #1158969 - EdwardNigma (01/26/2015) [-]
I'll do that.
I did help Bes, but dude, he fucking died. There were so many of the cunts.
#1158971 - dehumanizer (01/26/2015) [-]
Good, he has a modifiet AK you could use.
User avatar #1158982 - EdwardNigma (01/26/2015) [-]
Yeah, thats my AK.
I did the watchtower thing.
Jesus so many fucking bullets what the fuck.
#1158985 - dehumanizer (01/26/2015) [-]
those bullets are the 9x19 and they are ARMOR PENETRATING

remember that tunnel by the bandits, thats not where you need to go BUT there should be a nice SMG in there, just...avoid the milion anomalies

are you playing with Oblivion Lost?
User avatar #1158997 - EdwardNigma (01/26/2015) [-]
I'm not using the oblivion lost mod, no. I'll see if I can find the smg there though.
#1159002 - dehumanizer (01/26/2015) [-]
there is also a stash there but you have to get the info from a random dead stalker
User avatar #1159018 - EdwardNigma (01/26/2015) [-]
All this SMG does is shoot different bullet type.
Fuckin' why.
#1159041 - dehumanizer (01/26/2015) [-]
eh? isnt it 1.19?
User avatar #1159042 - EdwardNigma (01/26/2015) [-]
Nope.
#1159066 - dehumanizer (01/26/2015) [-]
then what type?
User avatar #1159440 - EdwardNigma (01/27/2015) [-]
1.18 or something?
Not the ammo I got a metric cunt ton of from the boxes.
#1159461 - dehumanizer (01/27/2015) [-]
oh right that was an Unique smg, well you might want to try to find some good pistol for that ammo type, or try to get the martha

did you get to agroprom yet?
User avatar #1159462 - EdwardNigma (01/27/2015) [-]
I got to the lab place, yeah.
Where find good pistol for my 800-900 bullets?
#1159470 - dehumanizer (01/27/2015) [-]
other than an ordinary viper 5 machine gun, you'll have to use the Walker PM
User avatar #1158920 - thechosentroll (01/26/2015) [-]
You get one eventually, if you manage to survive that long. However, it also suffers from wear and tear and gradually becomes less accurate. Also, you have to account for bullet drop and shit. Good thing there's no wind or aiming would be a nightmare. You know, now that I think back, S.T.A.L.K.E.R. makes you really appreciate your weapons. Stuff like Fallout and Borderlands may have cooler guns, but they're never as memorable as that one AKM you found on a dead guy that made life so much easier and beautiful. I miss my AKM. I called him Boris. Had to switch him out for a scoped one.
User avatar #1158922 - EdwardNigma (01/26/2015) [-]
I can't even find the ammo for my automatic rifle.
I got stuck at a part where I need to go to some lab place...but theres like, 6 or 7 bandit cunts in the way with automatic weapons and I can't get past at all.
What do.
User avatar #1158924 - thechosentroll (01/26/2015) [-]
No idea. Never had that situation. My bandit shootouts lasted an average of half an hour each, since I only fired when it was a guaranteed hit. Never used more than 3 bullets on a bandit, so I had ammo most of the time. Try switching to a weapon you have ammo for. Also, grenades are your friends.
User avatar #1158925 - EdwardNigma (01/26/2015) [-]
I have very few bullets for my assault rifle.
I am not far into the game.
User avatar #1158927 - thechosentroll (01/26/2015) [-]
You could always try to run up to people and knife them like in CoD. Never tried it, but it's probably as stupid as it sounds. There's also sneaking.
User avatar #1158928 - EdwardNigma (01/26/2015) [-]
These dudes really have the way on fucking lockdown though. Its in the Garbage, to the west that theres a shitton. I THINK I need to go for a tunnel in there. But they're all outside of it and will spot my ass.

So I either need a sniper to shoot them from a building nearby, or I need to get a lot of lucky shots.
User avatar #1158929 - thechosentroll (01/26/2015) [-]
Or you could backtrack and try to find ammo somewhere. Bandits and stashes eventually respawn. Also you could see if Sidorovich has any and buy some.
User avatar #1158930 - EdwardNigma (01/26/2015) [-]
Sidorovich is the first trader guy I meet right?
Also, is armour worth buying, since I am still fuck assing around with the first armour you get.
#1158958 - dehumanizer (01/26/2015) [-]
kek i've never bought armor except for the exoskeleton before going to pripyat, there are plenty of armors to be found from quests, hidden stashes and... not so hidden stashes
User avatar #1158931 - thechosentroll (01/26/2015) [-]
Oh yeah, definitely. Good armor makes all the difference. Especially against shotguns and mutants. More importantly against shotguns.
User avatar #1158932 - EdwardNigma (01/26/2015) [-]
Oh good, I've been saving a ton of money from scavenged guns and shit which WAS gonna be for a weapon, but I already got those off bodies. So.
#398 - Congrats. You survived another 365 days. 01/26/2015 on It's my party, and I'll lie... 0
#362368 - My PC doesn't come with a build in back massager or a program …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/26/2015 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#362370 - levvy (01/26/2015) [-]
"a program that automatically shitposts for me"

please.
#27 - Yuuuup. 01/26/2015 on (untitled) 0
#21 - Yup. I'm that one guy in my university course who's good at ma…  [+] (5 new replies) 01/26/2015 on (untitled) -10
#84 - WelshPimp (01/26/2015) [-]
Yo im really happy for you an all, and imma let you finish, but Philosophy is the best subject for giving existential crisis's of all time.

Also it's not just your atoms not touching other peoples atoms but your atoms aren't touching each other either. So your blood is levitating in your veins ect ect. The actual notion of feeling is just a collection of forces creating the idea of feeling which itself is just a bunch of forces too. We are merely illusions, but the only people we are fooling are ourselves. We are self-observed illusions with observers. Figure that one out science!

Also there are hierarchies of infinities most obviously distinguished in set theory. Where you get super sets and sets which contain themselves ect. Aleph Null is the first order infinity then you get aleph one which is bigger ect but then you're into cardinal numbers instead of ordinals. Man just don't go there it sent some of the smartest people mad.
#77 - anonymous (01/26/2015) [-]
I'm gonna be honest here, you sound like that one guy who sits at the back of the lecture hall, only to shout out and frequently challenge your lecturer (to no avail) because you think you're an intellect. Every 1st/2nd year maths class has that one guy. Don't be that guy.
User avatar #39 - tosatsu (01/26/2015) [-]
People never really touch. Touch is felt when the atoms push each other away, so when we hug someone, we're actually very very very very close to them, but we never really "connect".

Sitting down, you actually levitate , reduce friction between those atoms, and you slip off your chair.

Tell people this, watch them freak out. It's golden.
User avatar #23 - amonahan (01/26/2015) [-]
Yup, I was the guy who skipped half of my Calculus classes, when I showed up I slept through most of them, and still came away with 80% in the course. Calculus is based off of concepts and once you learn said concepts it just becomes regular easy math.
User avatar #27 - thechosentroll (01/26/2015) [-]
Yuuuup.
#27 - I know women who could beat most of FJ at arm wrestling. Also,…  [+] (6 new replies) 01/26/2015 on Hair VS Table VS Scissors +2
User avatar #29 - mutzaki (01/26/2015) [-]
This girl in the content is clearly not one of those girls.
User avatar #30 - thechosentroll (01/26/2015) [-]
You can't be sure. None of the ones I know look like they're as strong as they are.
#31 - mutzaki (01/26/2015) [-]
Most people on FJ are around 18 years of age. She's a skinny girl who wouldn't be able to take many 18-year-old guys in arm wrestling.
User avatar #32 - thechosentroll (01/26/2015) [-]
Still, getting punched in the face hurts.
User avatar #33 - mutzaki (01/26/2015) [-]
Sure, but it's not very likely at all to knock you out unless you know what you're doing and have proper power behind the punch.
#38 - anonymous (01/26/2015) [-]
you're forgetting you got the scissors yo
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#117 - anonymous (01/26/2015) [-]
They call me a monster for making a monster. But what is a monster anyways?
Someone frightening the mob?
Someone playing god?
Or is it someone who is too scared to understand, and so they stand in loves way?
#6 - >Decent people You ever been to /d/?  [+] (13 new replies) 01/26/2015 on Huh +4
#27 - teranin (01/26/2015) [-]
Pleasant community, often polite and conversational if you don't shit up their thread with unrelated garbage.
User avatar #28 - thechosentroll (01/26/2015) [-]
I'd had political and philosophical debates with people there. They don't mind the unrelated shit that much.
User avatar #29 - teranin (01/26/2015) [-]
I mean like... posting western art, for example.
User avatar #31 - thechosentroll (01/26/2015) [-]
They don't mind that either.
User avatar #82 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (01/26/2015) [-]
They kind of do, but the work of certain artists gets a pass
User avatar #24 - makotoitou (01/26/2015) [-]
Have you? The people at /d/ are nice people, they just need to get off to crazy shit.
User avatar #26 - thechosentroll (01/26/2015) [-]
Nice and decent are do very different things. I admit, of all the boards I've been to, they're by far the most likable, but I'm still fairly certain when they start a thread asking for muscular dickgirls fucking little boys, you lose the decency card.
User avatar #8 - boblywop (01/26/2015) [-]
/d/ stands for decent... Right? Right?

So many dicks on all the wrong things
#39 - hongkonglongdong (01/26/2015) [-]
So many dicks on all the right things.
User avatar #10 - roxasftw (01/26/2015) [-]
Hentai Alternative
#17 - wmpedo (01/26/2015) [-]
/d/ ickgirls would be more appropriate
User avatar #22 - jordanish (01/26/2015) [-]
or /d/eviants as I like to call them. Those damn sexual /d/eviants with their unholy beautiful porn and hatefully attractive /d/ickgirls
#19 - wolfwithglasses (01/26/2015) [-]
#24 - Didn't this basically just call black people monkeys?  [+] (1 new reply) 01/26/2015 on Uhh, that's not how... +2
#25 - dzimo (01/26/2015) [-]
it did. isnt that glorious they didnt even notice?
#16 - And I dug a small hole in the dirt and put a door in front of it. 01/26/2015 on Amazing Minecraft Builds P.... +2
#16 - That's how you get knocked the **** out.  [+] (8 new replies) 01/26/2015 on Hair VS Table VS Scissors +12
User avatar #23 - testaburger (01/26/2015) [-]
>it's a chick
what are you, casul?
User avatar #27 - thechosentroll (01/26/2015) [-]
I know women who could beat most of FJ at arm wrestling. Also, it doesn't take that much force to knock out someone who's not prepared for the blow.
User avatar #29 - mutzaki (01/26/2015) [-]
This girl in the content is clearly not one of those girls.
User avatar #30 - thechosentroll (01/26/2015) [-]
You can't be sure. None of the ones I know look like they're as strong as they are.
#31 - mutzaki (01/26/2015) [-]
Most people on FJ are around 18 years of age. She's a skinny girl who wouldn't be able to take many 18-year-old guys in arm wrestling.
User avatar #32 - thechosentroll (01/26/2015) [-]
Still, getting punched in the face hurts.
User avatar #33 - mutzaki (01/26/2015) [-]
Sure, but it's not very likely at all to knock you out unless you know what you're doing and have proper power behind the punch.
#38 - anonymous (01/26/2015) [-]
you're forgetting you got the scissors yo
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User avatar #362344 - shamrockd (01/26/2015) [-]
It's okay, it happens to the best of us.
At least, I think it does. I wouldn't know. I'm not the best of us. Actually it might just be you.
#362342 - Welcome to university.  [+] (2 new replies) 01/26/2015 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #362343 - thechosentroll (01/26/2015) [-]
And I am apparently illiterate.
User avatar #362344 - shamrockd (01/26/2015) [-]
It's okay, it happens to the best of us.
At least, I think it does. I wouldn't know. I'm not the best of us. Actually it might just be you.
#16 - Ouch. Good call on the cynical bit, though. And I admit, I sor… 01/26/2015 on Do you hate Snape?Well, he... +2
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User avatar #362347 - thegrohltroll (01/26/2015) [-]
Raisins>chocolate chips
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#14 - mastercolossus (01/26/2015) [-]
then you never read the books. you are a cynical shit and i pity you. i dont know who hurt you so bad to make you this way but i hope you can heal.
User avatar #16 - thechosentroll (01/26/2015) [-]
Ouch. Good call on the cynical bit, though. And I admit, I sort of dropped it after the goblet of fire. How Rowling managed to make fucking magic seem boring, I'll never know. Still, I dislike it when they pull twists like those in stories. "Oh look, the guy we all hated is now the one we all love, despite them being a cunt.". It's predictable and unimaginative. Also, they pulled it several times in the same story, which is pushing it a bit.
#1108491 - I may as well post this too. Rarely get an excuse to.  [+] (3 new replies) 01/26/2015 on Anime & Manga - anime... +1
#1108518 - yibdiy (01/26/2015) [-]
Wanna do a pomf thread?
#1108498 - anonymous (01/26/2015) [-]
lol
#1108492 - spleed (01/26/2015) [-]
#1108490 - Because God hates us all. Especially me. 01/26/2015 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
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User avatar #2318 to #2317 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (01/27/2015) [-]
hi there..
User avatar #2320 to #2319 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (01/27/2015) [-]
watching house. you?
User avatar #2321 to #2320 - thechosentroll (01/27/2015) [-]
Watching a guys' 265th episode of The Binding of Isaac: Rebirtth
User avatar #2322 to #2321 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (01/27/2015) [-]
what do you mean episode?
User avatar #2323 to #2322 - thechosentroll (01/27/2015) [-]
playthrough
User avatar #2325 to #2323 - madzombiie ONLINE (01/27/2015) [-]
you watch northernlion dont you chosentroll
User avatar #2326 to #2325 - thechosentroll (01/27/2015) [-]
Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaybe. Subscribed today, actually. Also, the **** are you doing here?
User avatar #2327 to #2326 - madzombiie ONLINE (01/27/2015) [-]
look at #2324 thats what im doing here. northernlion is the ******* best though, ive been subbed since his Super Meat Boy playthrough
User avatar #2328 to #2327 - thechosentroll (01/28/2015) [-]
Oh, I thought that was a youtuber. Didn't even notice your name.
User avatar #2329 to #2328 - madzombiie ONLINE (01/28/2015) [-]
but i am a youtuber, i have a whopping 0 subs
User avatar #2324 to #2323 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (01/27/2015) [-]
oh. Madzombiie plays a ******* of that game.
You should try they bleed pixels
User avatar #2313 to #2285 - madzombiie ONLINE (01/22/2015) [-]
i will poop on your chest
User avatar #2314 to #2313 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (01/22/2015) [-]
I postled some of the OCs.
User avatar #2307 to #2285 - thechosentroll (01/21/2015) [-]
There's nothing to be sorry about, there's just things I greatly dislike. This is one of them.
User avatar #2308 to #2307 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (01/21/2015) [-]
I understand.
#2286 to #2285 - thechosentroll (01/21/2015) [-]
I just remembered something. Remember about a year ago when you started posting Fran, I told you you'll get bored of her and you claimed you never would? Am I good at guessing **** or what? Sup?
#2287 to #2286 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (01/21/2015) [-]
Tomoko was my mascot ages ago, and I still love fran. I just have a harder time finding the right expressions with fran sometimes.
#2288 to #2287 - thechosentroll (01/21/2015) [-]
I don't. Good thing I have a limited range of expressions. Also, I'm drinking tea.
#2289 to #2288 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (01/21/2015) [-]
I'm depressed far too often to use her effectively.
User avatar #2290 to #2289 - thechosentroll (01/21/2015) [-]
And why's that?
User avatar #2291 to #2290 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (01/21/2015) [-]
I don't know man, There's a lot of **** wrong with me.
User avatar #2292 to #2291 - thechosentroll (01/21/2015) [-]
There's a lot of **** wrong with everyone. Usually there's a specific reason.
#2293 to #2292 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (01/21/2015) [-]
I had a ****** past, have a ****** present, and will probably have a ****** future.
Life isn't enjoyable to me and hasn't been for years.
User avatar #2294 to #2293 - thechosentroll (01/21/2015) [-]
Aren't you a bit young for a midlife crisis?
User avatar #2295 to #2294 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (01/21/2015) [-]
I'm not too young to realize I don't enjoy life.
I'm genetically predisposed to clinical depression, but we have no insurance to get my diagnosed let alone medicated.
I just feel like **** all the time.
User avatar #2296 to #2295 - thechosentroll (01/21/2015) [-]
Then this is outside my area of expertise. Good luck with that. Try getting a dog or something. Those things basically **** happiness. Except when they **** it on the carpet.
#2297 to #2296 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (01/21/2015) [-]
I already have one.
Thanks though.
User avatar #2298 to #2297 - thechosentroll (01/21/2015) [-]
Get another one. Become the worlds' first crazy dog person.
User avatar #2299 to #2298 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (01/21/2015) [-]
I'd rather be like a crazy reptile person.

And I think when guys go crazy they get a ******* of birds.
User avatar #2300 to #2299 - thechosentroll (01/21/2015) [-]
You sure? The only crazy bird people I can think of were Nicola Tesla and Edgar Allan Poe. Also, reptiles are not nearly active and fluffy enough to help with sadness. They just sit there staring at you like "Is this ***** serious? Stop crying and feed me, you dumbass.".
#2302 to #2300 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (01/21/2015) [-]
Our conversations are usually kinda funny. and I've wanted to start making OC comics on funnyjunk. (Just have to figure out this damned drawing tablet better.) If I include you in any of my comics I'd like to kinda draw what you look like.
Can you give me either a real good description or a picture?
Also what kinda clothes you usually find yourself wearing.
#2309 to #2302 - include (01/21/2015) [-]
Any OC is good OC, I always thumb up OC.
User avatar #2303 to #2302 - thechosentroll (01/21/2015) [-]
Could you just replace me with a random person? I don't really like being part of things like those.
#2304 to #2303 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (01/21/2015) [-]
But you're my closest FJ friend and our personality archetypes fit perfectly for witty banter and a continuous stream of humor much like that found in sitcoms.
You'd make a great character and I'd like to include you when the time comes..
#2310 to #2304 - include (01/21/2015) [-]
Who else are you gonna include?

itsthetie, phanact, ************ or even joshlol
User avatar #2311 to #2310 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (01/21/2015) [-]
I was thinking of using people I actually talk to on a regular basis to spice it up like wolfipedia and madzombiie
User avatar #2305 to #2304 - thechosentroll (01/21/2015) [-]
Just include someone with my personality who's not me. I REALLY dislike being in this sort of thing.
User avatar #2306 to #2305 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (01/21/2015) [-]
Im sorry.
User avatar #2301 to #2300 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (01/21/2015) [-]
snakes cuddle at least if only for warmth.
#2260 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (01/13/2015) [-]
Have you read watamote?
User avatar #2281 to #2260 - thechosentroll (01/14/2015) [-]
The internet has desensitized me to the point where I don't even care if there's a dick attached to something, but I'm still very much straight.
User avatar #2282 to #2281 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (01/14/2015) [-]
So does that mean you do or dont want to see me in the socks?
User avatar #2283 to #2282 - thechosentroll (01/14/2015) [-]
I don't want to see.
User avatar #2284 to #2283 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (01/14/2015) [-]
Okay.
User avatar #2261 to #2260 - thechosentroll (01/14/2015) [-]
No, I see enough cringy people in real life. Don't need to read about them as well.
User avatar #2262 to #2261 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (01/14/2015) [-]
the manga is a lot better than the anime. Far less cringy.
User avatar #2263 to #2262 - thechosentroll (01/14/2015) [-]
I feel like that would defeat the whole point of the exercise.
User avatar #2264 to #2263 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (01/14/2015) [-]
Not really.
User avatar #2265 to #2264 - thechosentroll (01/14/2015) [-]
Still not really my prefered choice of literature. And even if it were, I'm too busy playing Kerbal Space Program to read it. I've been trying to get the largest fuel tank in the game into orbit and attach it to a space station. It's been two days and I still haven't managed it, but god damn it, I will eventually do this **** . I WILL NOT BE DEFEATED BY SOMETHING AS TRIVIAL AS GRAVITY!
User avatar #2266 to #2265 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (01/14/2015) [-]
Kebab space program.
User avatar #2267 to #2266 - thechosentroll (01/14/2015) [-]
Well, they do tend to blow up from time to time.
#2269 to #2268 - thechosentroll (01/14/2015) [-]
God damn it, they chimpmunked it. The things people do to kerbals will never cease to amaze me.
God damn it, they chimpmunked it. The things people do to kerbals will never cease to amaze me. Kerbal Space Program: RCS Sling
User avatar #2270 to #2269 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (01/14/2015) [-]
The music makes this so much better. Jesus crhsit Im dying
User avatar #2271 to #2270 - thechosentroll (01/14/2015) [-]
Yeah, all of this guys' videos are like that. It's awesome. Kerbal Space Program: The Glitch Device KSP: Absurd Contraptions - Return Cannon Kerbal Space Program: 25 Things To Do With Asteroids
User avatar #2272 to #2271 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (01/14/2015) [-]
Favoriting for later. Going to sleep soon.
You want to hear a surprising statistic?
Out of people that have specifically personally asked me to cross dress, 5/7 of them were women.
User avatar #2273 to #2272 - thechosentroll (01/14/2015) [-]
Or really good crossdressers.
User avatar #2274 to #2273 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (01/14/2015) [-]
I'm almost certain they were women.
User avatar #2275 to #2274 - thechosentroll (01/14/2015) [-]
Almost.
User avatar #2276 to #2275 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (01/14/2015) [-]
two of them I knew for a fact were
because I saw it with my own eyes.

One of them bought me a couple pairs of thigh high socks.
User avatar #2277 to #2276 - thechosentroll (01/14/2015) [-]
Kinky.
User avatar #2278 to #2277 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (01/14/2015) [-]
She also wanted to buy me this gothic dress. It was cute...
I have pictures of me wearing the socks, but I don't know if you're into that.
User avatar #2279 to #2278 - thechosentroll (01/14/2015) [-]
No, no I am not.
User avatar #2280 to #2279 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (01/14/2015) [-]
I figured.
#2253 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (01/12/2015) [-]
I always forget about the goddamn seizure banner.
User avatar #2254 to #2253 - thechosentroll (01/12/2015) [-]
I count on it.
User avatar #2255 to #2254 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (01/12/2015) [-]
So whats up man?
User avatar #2256 to #2255 - thechosentroll (01/12/2015) [-]
Not much. Turns out finals are pretty boring when you're exempt from most of the exams.
User avatar #2257 to #2256 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (01/12/2015) [-]
Nice.
Do you have a 3DS?
User avatar #2259 to #2258 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (01/12/2015) [-]
: <
User avatar #2248 to #2247 - thechosentroll (01/07/2015) [-]
I take it you like the new banner?
#2249 to #2248 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (01/07/2015) [-]
Well I'm still recovering but it's kinda cute if you don't look too long.
User avatar #2250 to #2249 - thechosentroll (01/07/2015) [-]
I'm actually curious if I'll eventually manage to kill someone with it. Too bad I'd never know, since they'd be dead.
User avatar #2252 to #2250 - madzombiie ONLINE (01/10/2015) [-]
you killed me with it. rip.
User avatar #2251 to #2250 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (01/07/2015) [-]
Yeaaaahh.
User avatar #2245 to #2244 - thechosentroll (01/04/2015) [-]
Thank you, it discourages stalkers.
#2240 - shroomdozer (12/29/2014) [-]
AHGH MY EYES   
I came here to stalk you but now I am partially blinded.   
I hope you're happy with your header.
AHGH MY EYES
I came here to stalk you but now I am partially blinded.
I hope you're happy with your header.

User avatar #2243 to #2240 - thechosentroll (12/30/2014) [-]
I see the new banner is doing its' job well enough.
User avatar #2246 to #2243 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (01/07/2015) [-]
Yeah...
User avatar #2241 to #2240 - partially (12/29/2014) [-]
You've commented on my prof now here i am being summoned
are we starting a cult ?
#2242 to #2241 - shroomdozer (12/29/2014) [-]
Uh oh, sorry, didn't mean to summon you.   
But now that you are here... we must find a way to get rid of certain... &quot;people&quot;.   
 Meet me in the candy van 2 hours from now.
Uh oh, sorry, didn't mean to summon you.
But now that you are here... we must find a way to get rid of certain... "people".
Meet me in the candy van 2 hours from now.
#2239 - theycallmesatan (12/26/2014) [-]
**theycallmesatan used "*roll picture*"**
**theycallmesatan rolled image**
#2225 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (12/17/2014) [-]
Have you ever played don't starve?
User avatar #2226 to #2225 - thechosentroll (12/18/2014) [-]
Yes and I got bored of it pretty quickly. Not really my cup of tea.
User avatar #2227 to #2226 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (12/18/2014) [-]
There's a multiplayer now.
User avatar #2228 to #2227 - thechosentroll (12/18/2014) [-]
Ah, being bored with the friends I don't have. Fun.
User avatar #2229 to #2228 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (12/18/2014) [-]
I'm your friend : <
User avatar #2230 to #2229 - thechosentroll (12/18/2014) [-]
Yeah, sorry. I'm kind of odd when it comes to classifying people as friends. I divide people into acquaintances, close acquaintances and friends. Acquaintances are people I know, close ones are people I know and kind of like, friends are people who I'd take a bullet for or give my kidney to if they needed it. You're a close acquaintance, I guess. That's still not bad.
#2231 to #2230 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (12/18/2014) [-]
Well when you put it that way.
I'm bored. How are you?
#2232 to #2231 - thechosentroll (12/18/2014) [-]
Today was the first time I felt genuine joy in in a month. I've been trying all semester to exempt myself from as many finals as possible, because those are painful. So far, I've managed to exempt myself from one, I've got an exam later today to exempt myself from another and I just came home after exempting myself from the math finals. My grades in math are an A, an F and a C. The F was an unfortunate accident, so today I went to retake the exam it was on. Instead I got a 15-minute oral exam, which I did amazingly on and got my grade bumped up to a B, which is just enough to not have to take the final. THIS IS AWESOME! I was hoping to maybe get a C-, which isn't enough to exempt me, but it's enough to at least preserve my dignity. Instead I get a B. It took all my willpower to not start jumping and fistpumping on the spot. Suffering and hard work are paying off for likely the first time in my life. I know they gave me this because I go to every lecture and exercise and actively take part. I just know it.

So, this day's off to a good start. Hope it stays that way. Kind of doubt it will, but there's always the off chance that life's feeling lazy and doesn't feel like kicking me in the balls today.
User avatar #2233 to #2232 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (12/18/2014) [-]
One really has to admire dedication like that.
Good job man. Glad you're feeling well.
User avatar #2234 to #2233 - thechosentroll (12/18/2014) [-]
I don't even consider it dedication. I am paying to go to this university. Of course I'm gonna go to every lecture. That's why I'm here. Not going would defeat the purpose of university. Anyway, how are you doing?
User avatar #2235 to #2234 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (12/18/2014) [-]
Got to see my hometown for the first time in a year (visited for a week)
Got in a fight with my dad, said he never wanted to see me again after I fly home, said he was done caring about me and said I deserved what I got as a kid.
Flew home, got sick the day before coming home.

Got don't starve together for free.
User avatar #2236 to #2235 - thechosentroll (12/18/2014) [-]
Grade A dad.
User avatar #2237 to #2236 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (12/18/2014) [-]
Yeeeap
#2224 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (12/03/2014) [-]
Look at this **** .
Look at it.
Its retarded.
www.twitch.tv/snakefire41/c/5607886
#2219 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (11/30/2014) [-]
I want to write a story
about a female alien with segmented tendrils that can shoot from her back
but the catch is
its comedy
she has a vulgar mouth and a lax attitude
and she hangs out with some nervous antisocial dweeb (think ron stoppable) after crashing on earth trying to escape a ceremony on her home planet
where she's crowned queen
which she doesn't want...

I came up with all of that in a few minutes during a shower but I think the idea is solid.
User avatar #2221 to #2219 - thechosentroll (12/01/2014) [-]
Tokyo Ghoul. You basically just described a Tokyo Ghoul fanfic.
User avatar #2223 to #2221 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (12/01/2014) [-]
The only similarity at all is the tendrils.
puu.sh/dbAOy/6a5496dc90.png
puu.sh/dbAPW/2a322a04bf.png
#2189 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (11/25/2014) [-]
So I'm probably gonna be moving to vegas in the next year or so.

By then I'll be 18 and I can get paid for sucking dick.
Although how would I be able to ensure I wasn't raped or shoplifted.

If you don't pay an escort is it rape or shoplifting?
#2215 to #2189 - thechosentroll (11/25/2014) [-]
Sorry, another policy of mine. Only use Facebook for official stuff, so I don't upload anything silly or give it to people unless I have to. In short, you're not getting my IRL.
Sorry, another policy of mine. Only use Facebook for official stuff, so I don't upload anything silly or give it to people unless I have to. In short, you're not getting my IRL.
#2216 to #2215 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (11/25/2014) [-]
Wow rude.

DId you see me before or after my haircut?
User avatar #2217 to #2216 - thechosentroll (11/25/2014) [-]
After, I think.
User avatar #2218 to #2217 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (11/25/2014) [-]
ah.
User avatar #2190 to #2189 - thechosentroll (11/25/2014) [-]
Technically, an escort isn't paid specifically for the act of sex, just company. Also, they pay beforehand. The sex is optional. And I'd be more worried about drunk cougars than dicks. Moreso about sober cougars.
#2191 to #2190 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (11/25/2014) [-]
I prefer women, and at that, I prefer older taller women.
Finding a cougar would be icing on the cake.
User avatar #2192 to #2191 - thechosentroll (11/25/2014) [-]
You don't find a cougar. The cougar finds you. There's a reason they're compared to predatory animals. Also, are you moving to the city of Las Vegas or just the state?
User avatar #2194 to #2192 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (11/25/2014) [-]
also why would that be a bad thing?
User avatar #2196 to #2194 - thechosentroll (11/25/2014) [-]
Didn't say it's a bad thing, just that you won't be the one choosing the cougar.
User avatar #2198 to #2196 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (11/25/2014) [-]
then why would you be worried about them.
#2193 to #2192 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (11/25/2014) [-]
The outer edge of the city. I think you're confusing vegas for new york.
Vegas is in nevada.

I lived there once ten years ago.
I've been feeling pretty depressed in the past eight months since I moved away from my home in the mojave. My mom doesn't want to go back to california, and I want to go back to the desert so vegas is a good compromise.
User avatar #2195 to #2193 - thechosentroll (11/25/2014) [-]
Ugh, god, the very idea of that makes me feel uncomfortable. I hate the heat. I can't imagine why anyone would even want to live there in the first place. Then again, it's currently 15 degrees in the room and I'm wearing a T-shirt, so I guess I'm just suited for a different climate.
User avatar #2197 to #2195 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (11/25/2014) [-]
I hate the cold.
I legitimately am always sitting on a heat pad here. I might be making myself sterile but I couldn't care less so long as my ass isn't freezing.

I hate humid heat. But I love warmth. Back in my old town in the middle of summer it could be 110 degrees with like 10% humidity, and I felt so good.
User avatar #2199 to #2197 - thechosentroll (11/25/2014) [-]
Jesus ************ Christ, that sounds like living in an oven. Eh, whatever, to each their own. Personally, my dream house would be somewhere in central Siberia - no people, only bears and the cold. It'd be kind of a bitch getting food or an internet connection, though.
#2200 to #2199 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (11/25/2014) [-]
I don't know if you've ever felt a dry heat but I assure you its much better than you imagine.

Its really hard for me to keep warm in cold environments.
User avatar #2201 to #2200 - thechosentroll (11/25/2014) [-]
Yes, I've felt a dry heat and it feels like my hair is going to catch fire.
#2202 to #2201 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (11/25/2014) [-]
THe only disadvantage for me is my hair is really straight and fine. Dry = static, static = uncontrollable hair.
User avatar #2203 to #2202 - thechosentroll (11/25/2014) [-]
Well, mine's like that anyway, so it wouldn't matter. Save for the whole "on fire" thing.
User avatar #2204 to #2203 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (11/25/2014) [-]
have you seen what I look like by the way?
User avatar #2205 to #2204 - thechosentroll (11/25/2014) [-]
Yes. Rather scrawny and punchable.
User avatar #2207 to #2206 - thechosentroll (11/25/2014) [-]
And true.
User avatar #2209 to #2207 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (11/25/2014) [-]
and you would taste delicious
User avatar #2211 to #2209 - thechosentroll (11/25/2014) [-]
And that one sounded even gayer.
#2212 to #2211 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (11/25/2014) [-]
Allllright tough guy lets see a picture of you then.
User avatar #2213 to #2212 - thechosentroll (11/25/2014) [-]
I have none, I'm not very photogenic and it's my policy to never post pics of myself outside of facebook.
User avatar #2214 to #2213 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (11/25/2014) [-]
THen link me your facebook.
User avatar #2208 to #2207 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (11/25/2014) [-]
I might be tiny but I'm voracious. I would eat you whole if given the chance.
User avatar #2210 to #2208 - thechosentroll (11/25/2014) [-]
That sounds extremely gay. Even for you.
#2180 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (11/17/2014) [-]
So I tried gurgling darude sandstorm with a mouthful of pepsi and choked a bit.

Darude drownstorm.

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User avatar #2181 to #2180 - thechosentroll (11/17/2014) [-]
Remind me, how old were you again? Ah, doesn't matter what you answer. In any case, it's a miracle you've survived this long.
#2182 to #2181 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (11/17/2014) [-]
Hey man, give me some credit. It takes some actual WORK to not die when you're this retarded.
User avatar #2183 to #2182 - thechosentroll (11/17/2014) [-]
I'm sure remembering to inhale and exhale every once in a while takes quite a bit of concentration.
#2184 to #2183 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (11/17/2014) [-]
I have asthma. Sometimes it's not voluntary.
User avatar #2185 to #2184 - thechosentroll (11/17/2014) [-]
Ah yes, I keep forgetting some people are so bad at everything they can't even breathe straight.
#2186 to #2185 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (11/17/2014) [-]
Its not so much that I'm bad at it. I'm just so gay I can't do much of anything straight.
User avatar #2187 to #2186 - thechosentroll (11/17/2014) [-]
Yeah, it's been 5 minutes and I still have no witty or semi-witty retort. You win this round.
User avatar #2188 to #2187 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (11/17/2014) [-]
Ayyyy
User avatar #2179 - rapkid (11/16/2014) [-]
did you come from the heavens? your so damn great bro

the chosen troll? more like the chosen angel
User avatar #2163 to #2162 - thechosentroll (11/12/2014) [-]
What is it?
#2164 to #2163 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (11/12/2014) [-]
Hi!
I felt like talking to you.
User avatar #2166 to #2165 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (11/12/2014) [-]
Not too much. I want someone to play tf2 with.
If I stood next to you and you held your arm out straight, your arm would go over my head.
User avatar #2167 to #2166 - thechosentroll (11/12/2014) [-]
Sorry, I don't play TF2. What did the last bit have to do with anything, though?
User avatar #2168 to #2167 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (11/12/2014) [-]
It was a completely separate thought that popped into my mind.
Are you going to get Overwatch when it comes out?
User avatar #2169 to #2168 - thechosentroll (11/12/2014) [-]
Doubt it. Not much of an FPS fan. Looks cool, though.
User avatar #2170 to #2169 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (11/12/2014) [-]
I've never been more hyped for a game.
And I'm not even a blizzard fan.
User avatar #2171 to #2170 - thechosentroll (11/12/2014) [-]
Yeah, Blizz are more or less the gods of hype. They got me so hyped for Heroes of The Storm, I was jumping in my seat with excitement every time it was mentioned. Then I saw the gameplay and I decided I'd rather stick with SMITE. Dat trailer, though. They finally bothered using metal in a trailer. I'VE BEEN WAITING YEARS FOR THIS!

Heroes of the Storm™ Cinematic Trailer
User avatar #2172 to #2171 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (11/12/2014) [-]
But I saw actual gameplay of overwatched.
User avatar #2174 to #2172 - thechosentroll (11/12/2014) [-]
Like I said, not much of an FPS fan. To me it just looks like TF2 cranked up to 11, which is good, but I feel like it'd share TF2s' problems, also cranked up to 11. More classes is nice and all, but unless they make it like in a DoTA-style game, where you can't have multiple copies of the same character on your team, it's going to be nothing but reapers and widowmakers or whatever the flavor of the month will be, because balancing a game with that many characters (they intend to add a hell of a lot more than the ones shown) is nigh impossible. Even for Blizzard.
User avatar #2175 to #2174 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (11/12/2014) [-]
I agree completely.
User avatar #2173 to #2172 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (11/12/2014) [-]
Overwatch*
#2155 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (10/29/2014) [-]
Hello.
User avatar #2156 to #2155 - thechosentroll (10/29/2014) [-]
What is it? Can't talk much right now. Studying. Exams. Materials in electronics. Basically physics on steroids. Suck at physics. Pain.
#2157 to #2156 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (10/29/2014) [-]
**** sounds rough. I'm sorry...
#2158 to #2157 - thechosentroll (10/29/2014) [-]
Nah, I signed up for this fully aware of what I'd have to deal with. To be fair, I'm actually enjoying this quite a bit. Not the &quot;pain&quot; part, but the fact that we study 						****					 really in-depth. I like understanding the very essence of the 						****					 I have to learn and that's exactly what we're doing right now. The subject I'm studying for (materials in electronics) is just that - we don't just learn about what materials are better, we analyze the very physical reactions which cause stuff like electricity to occur and how those reactions change based on different variables like the materials, pressure, temperature, that sort of stuff. It's surprisingly interesting, though it seems boring as 						****					 at first glance. Sadly, you can't just memorize 						****					, you have to develop an understanding of what the 						****					 is going on, which is why preparing for this exam is being a bitch. Also, the exams' basically &quot;Here's the title of 1 of the 16 subjects we've covered so far. Write everything you know about it. Explain that 						****					.&quot;. One question. Long-ass written answer. If you get unlucky and draw something you didn't prepare for, you're 						******					. So, I have to prepare for everything, which is a lot.
Nah, I signed up for this fully aware of what I'd have to deal with. To be fair, I'm actually enjoying this quite a bit. Not the "pain" part, but the fact that we study **** really in-depth. I like understanding the very essence of the **** I have to learn and that's exactly what we're doing right now. The subject I'm studying for (materials in electronics) is just that - we don't just learn about what materials are better, we analyze the very physical reactions which cause stuff like electricity to occur and how those reactions change based on different variables like the materials, pressure, temperature, that sort of stuff. It's surprisingly interesting, though it seems boring as **** at first glance. Sadly, you can't just memorize **** , you have to develop an understanding of what the **** is going on, which is why preparing for this exam is being a bitch. Also, the exams' basically "Here's the title of 1 of the 16 subjects we've covered so far. Write everything you know about it. Explain that **** .". One question. Long-ass written answer. If you get unlucky and draw something you didn't prepare for, you're ****** . So, I have to prepare for everything, which is a lot.
#2159 to #2158 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (10/29/2014) [-]
Jesus. I'd probably die
User avatar #2160 to #2159 - thechosentroll (10/29/2014) [-]
We have an 80+% drop-out rate, so I guess you're not the only one. Still, like I said, I signed up for this, fully aware what it's gonna be like. I'm making it through this **** one way or another.
User avatar #2161 to #2160 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (10/29/2014) [-]
Right. Good luck man. I'm rooting for you.

Oh so today made my first character in DnD and it's a sorcerer that acts like a common stage magician with most of his points into Intelligence and Charisma

NOW STEP RIGHT UP FOR A TRICK MOST GRAND
STEP INTO THIS BOX YOUNG THEIF
*I lock the box with chains and padlocks*
NOW WATCH AS I STICK MANY SWORDS INTO THE BOX
THERE IS IN FACT NO TRICK TO THIS
THE THEIF HAS JUST BEEN STABBED MANY TIMES
User avatar #2150 - crazyolitis (10/23/2014) [-]
Hey man, you don't know me, but I have to ask you a favour. I am doing a school project, and I have to know the school systems of the Balkans and Eastern Europe. I heard you were Bulgarian, you are the only Bulgarian I know of, I'd like you to tell me what the curriculum of Bulgaria, is, what ages you have to go to school, differences between educational levels, what the cultural views regarding education are, how schools are financed, and that kind of stuff, please. It does not have to be super detailed, but a rough oversight would be best.
But, only if you have time to help me. If not, I'll just move on.
User avatar #2152 to #2150 - thechosentroll (10/23/2014) [-]
Oh yeah, nearly forgot. About university. A bachelors' degree is 4 years. If you major in the same university, your major lasts a year. If you major in a different one, it lasts 2.
#2151 to #2150 - thechosentroll (10/23/2014) [-]
I am writing this while eating bread and diet yoghurt, because that's all they had left in the university cafeteria when I got there, because dinner ended an hour ago and I missed it, because I had almost 12 straight hours of lectures and exercises. Such is the life of a bulgarian engineering student. Keep that in mind while reading this, as my viewpoint may be a bit warped by hunger and anger.

The stages are as goes:

-Don't know **** about preschool, so I can't really comment on it other than that it's paid and not mandatory, so most people don't send their kids to it.
- Elementary school starts at the age of 6 or 7. It's free and it's mandatory for every 7-yearold to be sent to elementary school, though some can start a year earlier if the parents want. They learn basic stuff like reading, writing, math, some basic history and sciences, arts, music, PE. We start learning a foreign language in the second grade, usually english, though german and russian are also common choices. It lasts for 4 years, from the first to the 4th grade. Interestingly enough, we have government exams after the 4th grade (literature and math), which have to all be passed to move on to middle school. Also, the score is used to apply to middle schools, so you don't end up in a ****** one.

-Middle school. Also free and mandatory. Covers the 5th through 7th grade. Here science class is split into separate subjects, each of which is studied on its' own and in greater detail. This is the part of our education where we have to deal with the highest number of subjects - 13. Namely bulgarian(literature class), our second language, math, physics and astronomy, chemistry and the environment, biology and health, geography and economics, history and civilization, PE, art, music, IT, workshop class. Also note that all the science classes have specific sub-subjects, which are covered in great detail. ****** hard and made even harder by the fact that we have two government exams each year. Fail one and you fail the year. Also, we have even BIGGER exams after the 7th grade, which are also used to apply for the next part. Noticing a pattern yet? The exams are once again math and literature.

-Highschool. Not mandatory, but still free. Lasts until the 12th and final grade. Here you have some options. You have generic highschools and specialised ones called gymnasiums, which focus in either math and science, languages or technical stuff. Cooking and tailoring are part of the technical ones for some reason. Generally the specialized ones are harder, but offer a better education is certain areas AND when you graduate, your diploma allows you to work in the field you specialized in. It's kind of like a college degree, except a bit ******** . That is, unless you went to a math-oriented highschool like I did, in which case you get NOTHING and you more or less HAVE to go to university, since you have no degree and you can't work without one. Yay.
As for the actual studying, subjects like music and art are dropped and you get an increase in math and literature. Also, you start learning your third language. Depending on your school, the 8th grade often focuses HEAVILY on said language and you learn the equivalent of 3 years in a single one, so by the time you've graduated, you've got the equivalent of 7 years of knowledge. And people wonder why we have such an easy time immigrating. With this much **** , you have to be pretty ******* dense to not get the hang of at least one language, given that you'll probably spend 12 years studying english as your second language. Once again, yearly exams with two big ones in the end. This time, only the literature one is fixed. The second exam is mandatory, but you pick what the subject is, since the grade can be used for university applications. You can also choose to have a third or even fourth exam, but no one's masochistic enough to do that.

-University. Oh god, university. I could use up all 8000 characters just on this one, but I'll try to keep it shorter. University is not free, but it's pretty damn cheap. You can work minimal wage and easily pay it off while studying. HOWEVER, it is the single most agonizing experience you will ever have in your goddamn life. See, having too many university graduates is bad for a countrys' economy, since highly qualified individuals refuse to do **** jobs like sanitation or working in production, hence why countries try to artificially limit the number of people who can graduate university. Most countries do it by making it obscenely expensive, like the US does. Bulgaria does it by making it hard as **** . Some countries don't try to limit it at all and either their economies become dependent on imports or they have to import kebabs for manual labor and they overrun the place (just look at scandinavian countries). Anyway, getting sidetracked here. It's hard. Very hard. Firstly, getting into a good university requires absurdly high grades, since you've got 500 people applying for 50 spots. You have to be better than the rest, otherwise you can't get in. Luckily, you can always get into another university, since we have a ******* of those. Almost every major city has one or more. Our capital has 20, for ****** sake! Still, getting in is the easy part. Staying there's the hard part. See, the reason bulgarian specialists are so highly sought after in Urop (even though people refuse to admit it) is because of how our university education works. We focus a lot on practical stuff. And not the american idea of "get a job while studying to get practical skills". Almost every lecture is followed by an exercise. You study **** , then you put it to the test almost instantly. Have have a LOT of exercises. Especially engineering and medical students. Also, we study a wide variety of subjects. We don't just cover the **** you're gonna need, we cover the **** you're gonna need AND everything that's in any way related to it. Even if you're something like a software engineer, you still gotta study electronics, since that could come in handy. Also, exercises are mandatory. If you miss a single one and don't retake it by the end of the week, you have to redo the semester. Doesn't matter if you're dying of ebola or some **** , you drag your ass to class and measure that dielectric penetratability. Lectures are sometimes mandatory and sometimes optional. Depends on the degree. Engineering and medical ones have mandatory lectures. Same as the exercises - you miss one, you fail.
Haven't had any exams yet, so I can't say much about them other than that they're hard as **** and no one really expects you to pass all your exams on the first try. Not even the professors. That's why there's such a massive dropout rate. I mean, **** , It's still the 23rd here, which means the school year started exactly one month ago for my specialty. We've had a single little exam until now, yet 9 of the 90 people in our specialty have already quit. That's 10% in a month. My specialty alone has a 80+% drop out rate. You do NOT want to know how few medical students come out of this **** alive and sane.


All in all, the bulgarian education system can be summed up with: It's hard, it's demanding, it straight up hates you and will gladly kick you in the balls any chance it gets, which is often. However, if you make it through this meat grinder alive and with most of your limbs attached, you will be an unrivaled specialist in your field with a wide array of skills and knowledge, both practical and theoretical. If you make it through, that is. This is why bulgarians, while few in number, have managed to slither all over the ******* place and take a ******* of important positions in international organizations and corporations. Because you have to be one determined and hard-working ************ to achieve that and it's impossible to graduate from university here if you aren't the MOST determined and hard-working ************ around.
#2153 to #2151 - crazyolitis (10/23/2014) [-]
Holy 						****					 man, if I wouldn't be the man I am I'd kiss you for this. This is a huge help.
Holy **** man, if I wouldn't be the man I am I'd kiss you for this. This is a huge help.
User avatar #2154 to #2153 - thechosentroll (10/23/2014) [-]
No problem.
User avatar #2147 to #2146 - thechosentroll (10/21/2014) [-]
The **** do you want?
User avatar #2148 to #2147 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (10/21/2014) [-]
hi
User avatar #2149 to #2148 - thechosentroll (10/21/2014) [-]
Yeah, sup?
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