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#92 - Soul Eater. I don't reccomend watching it. It's sort of shit.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/16/2013 on Dogs vs Cats 0
User avatar #93 - kampi (06/16/2013) [-]
That's a bummer.
#90 - NO ONE! 06/16/2013 on Dogs vs Cats +1
#89 - He's probably the most interesting character in the anime. No …  [+] (4 new replies) 06/16/2013 on Dogs vs Cats +1
User avatar #91 - kampi (06/16/2013) [-]
Sounds awesome, I think I begin to like him already.
What is this anime called?
User avatar #92 - thechosentroll (06/16/2013) [-]
Soul Eater. I don't reccomend watching it. It's sort of shit.
User avatar #93 - kampi (06/16/2013) [-]
That's a bummer.
#90 - thechosentroll (06/16/2013) [-]
NO ONE!
#87 - Thank you. I aim to please. Except when I don't.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/16/2013 on Dogs vs Cats +1
#96 - ryuryu (06/16/2013) [-]
It's like I don't always kill people, 'cept when I do.
#86 - Secondary character. He's a doctor. Ran out of "volunteer…  [+] (6 new replies) 06/16/2013 on Dogs vs Cats 0
#88 - kampi (06/16/2013) [-]
I see.
#89 - thechosentroll (06/16/2013) [-]
He's probably the most interesting character in the anime. No one will ever understand the deep emotional bond between him and his chair.
User avatar #91 - kampi (06/16/2013) [-]
Sounds awesome, I think I begin to like him already.
What is this anime called?
User avatar #92 - thechosentroll (06/16/2013) [-]
Soul Eater. I don't reccomend watching it. It's sort of shit.
User avatar #93 - kampi (06/16/2013) [-]
That's a bummer.
#90 - thechosentroll (06/16/2013) [-]
NO ONE!
#122 - Can't. It was spam. I spammed on 240+ posts. I doubt I could e… 06/16/2013 on Funnyjunk Milestone -1
#78 - Technically it's called Aluminii in my country, so I know my p… 06/16/2013 on Good Guy Aluminum +2
#517610 - I'm killing shit in Skyrim while waiting for the patch. 06/16/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#517604 - Same here. I've had 5 consecutive losses and one win since he …  [+] (2 new replies) 06/16/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #517609 - SirSheepy (06/16/2013) [-]
I've killed Aathrox four times. He came back up four times. I killed him zero times after that so I decided to play other things instead.
User avatar #517610 - thechosentroll (06/16/2013) [-]
I'm killing shit in Skyrim while waiting for the patch.
#517601 - Sorry. You're right, though. The fact that Aathrox is basicall…  [+] (4 new replies) 06/16/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #517602 - SirSheepy (06/16/2013) [-]
They make every champion OP when they come out so people will buy them. I just decided not to play until the nerf.
User avatar #517604 - thechosentroll (06/16/2013) [-]
Same here. I've had 5 consecutive losses and one win since he came out. The one win was the only time they didn't have an Aathrox.
User avatar #517609 - SirSheepy (06/16/2013) [-]
I've killed Aathrox four times. He came back up four times. I killed him zero times after that so I decided to play other things instead.
User avatar #517610 - thechosentroll (06/16/2013) [-]
I'm killing shit in Skyrim while waiting for the patch.
#517599 - I tried it, but he just refused to die a second time. 06/16/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#517597 - What do you mean? 06/16/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#517596 - Veigar's one of the champs that few people even notice exist u…  [+] (6 new replies) 06/16/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#517600 - SirSheepy (06/16/2013) [-]
I meant Aathrox, but okay.
#517601 - thechosentroll (06/16/2013) [-]
Sorry. You're right, though. The fact that Aathrox is basically a faster, harder to kill version of Tryndamere made a lot of people butthurt. He's fucked in the next patch.
User avatar #517602 - SirSheepy (06/16/2013) [-]
They make every champion OP when they come out so people will buy them. I just decided not to play until the nerf.
User avatar #517604 - thechosentroll (06/16/2013) [-]
Same here. I've had 5 consecutive losses and one win since he came out. The one win was the only time they didn't have an Aathrox.
User avatar #517609 - SirSheepy (06/16/2013) [-]
I've killed Aathrox four times. He came back up four times. I killed him zero times after that so I decided to play other things instead.
User avatar #517610 - thechosentroll (06/16/2013) [-]
I'm killing shit in Skyrim while waiting for the patch.
#517590 - Ok, 4000 assuming they don't have any magic resistance. You'd …  [+] (2 new replies) 06/16/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #517591 - Timmietim (06/16/2013) [-]
Yeah, that will change soon enough though.
User avatar #517597 - thechosentroll (06/16/2013) [-]
What do you mean?
#517587 - Yeah, but I was thinking in a "1v1 me fgt" scenario.…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/16/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #517589 - sluge (06/16/2013) [-]
1v1 he is even better
#517581 - Ok, I'll rephrase. I can oneshot any character with less than …  [+] (4 new replies) 06/16/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #517585 - Timmietim (06/16/2013) [-]
Highly doubt the 4000 one.
People with 3K hp will have resistances aswell.
User avatar #517590 - thechosentroll (06/16/2013) [-]
Ok, 4000 assuming they don't have any magic resistance. You'd be surpried how often I end up against people who keep getting evaporated by mages and don't make a single magic resist item.
User avatar #517591 - Timmietim (06/16/2013) [-]
Yeah, that will change soon enough though.
User avatar #517597 - thechosentroll (06/16/2013) [-]
What do you mean?
#517580 - Him too, though he's not such a threat if you prevent him from…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/16/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #517584 - Timmietim (06/16/2013) [-]
He will still fuck your ADC up with wither.
And his ult gives tons of AD.
User avatar #517587 - thechosentroll (06/16/2013) [-]
Yeah, but I was thinking in a "1v1 me fgt" scenario. He can't take advantage of that extra AD if you nuke him before he gets close enough to you. Someone should really make a Kim Jong Un shit for Veigar.
User avatar #517589 - sluge (06/16/2013) [-]
1v1 he is even better
#517577 - Trust me, I understand you. Teemo and Tristana are some of my …  [+] (5 new replies) 06/16/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #517579 - sluge (06/16/2013) [-]
Fuck nasus
User avatar #517580 - thechosentroll (06/16/2013) [-]
Him too, though he's not such a threat if you prevent him from farming.
User avatar #517584 - Timmietim (06/16/2013) [-]
He will still fuck your ADC up with wither.
And his ult gives tons of AD.
User avatar #517587 - thechosentroll (06/16/2013) [-]
Yeah, but I was thinking in a "1v1 me fgt" scenario. He can't take advantage of that extra AD if you nuke him before he gets close enough to you. Someone should really make a Kim Jong Un shit for Veigar.
User avatar #517589 - sluge (06/16/2013) [-]
1v1 he is even better
#517574 - Unless he gets countered.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/16/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #517578 - bladeboy (06/16/2013) [-]
Nope, still numero uon.
#517573 - Yes, the shield can stop Veigar, assuming you're either playin…  [+] (13 new replies) 06/16/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #517576 - Timmietim (06/16/2013) [-]
>ADcarry
yeah no shit m8
User avatar #517581 - thechosentroll (06/16/2013) [-]
Ok, I'll rephrase. I can oneshot any character with less than 1500 hp and kill any character with less than 4000 in one combo.
User avatar #517585 - Timmietim (06/16/2013) [-]
Highly doubt the 4000 one.
People with 3K hp will have resistances aswell.
User avatar #517590 - thechosentroll (06/16/2013) [-]
Ok, 4000 assuming they don't have any magic resistance. You'd be surpried how often I end up against people who keep getting evaporated by mages and don't make a single magic resist item.
User avatar #517591 - Timmietim (06/16/2013) [-]
Yeah, that will change soon enough though.
User avatar #517597 - thechosentroll (06/16/2013) [-]
What do you mean?
User avatar #517575 - sluge (06/16/2013) [-]
I just don't like Yordles.
He's actually a very good champion.
User avatar #517577 - thechosentroll (06/16/2013) [-]
Trust me, I understand you. Teemo and Tristana are some of my alltime most hated characters along with Master Yi. FUCK MASTER YI!
User avatar #517579 - sluge (06/16/2013) [-]
Fuck nasus
User avatar #517580 - thechosentroll (06/16/2013) [-]
Him too, though he's not such a threat if you prevent him from farming.
User avatar #517584 - Timmietim (06/16/2013) [-]
He will still fuck your ADC up with wither.
And his ult gives tons of AD.
User avatar #517587 - thechosentroll (06/16/2013) [-]
Yeah, but I was thinking in a "1v1 me fgt" scenario. He can't take advantage of that extra AD if you nuke him before he gets close enough to you. Someone should really make a Kim Jong Un shit for Veigar.
User avatar #517589 - sluge (06/16/2013) [-]
1v1 he is even better
#517569 - Still, I doubt you'll see a level 1 master Yi die to a tower w…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/16/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #517571 - bladeboy (06/16/2013) [-]
You clearly never played before the Spanish servers were introduced
#517566 - That's why I love him. Being killed sucks. Being …  [+] (17 new replies) 06/16/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #517568 - sluge (06/16/2013) [-]
Yordles have some of the worst defense in the game.
Mordekaiser completely destroys him.
inb4 super ult rape of AP; my shield fucks him
User avatar #517592 - yordles (06/16/2013) [-]
Okay, I may not be the best with defense but what have I done to make you call me out on it?
User avatar #517594 - sluge (06/16/2013) [-]
Fuck you and your entire race.
You're all fucking faggots.
I fucking hate all of you.
User avatar #517573 - thechosentroll (06/16/2013) [-]
Yes, the shield can stop Veigar, assuming you're either playing against a bot or a moron. Whenever I'm up against someone I can't kill with a single combo, I just harass the shit out of them until I can effectively nuke them. It's easy, considering I always get Morellomicon and Athenes' Unholy Grail. All the cooldown reduction makes harassing easy as fuck and helps me farm so much with q (which permanently increases your AP) that I oneshot the enemy AD carry with my ult.
User avatar #517576 - Timmietim (06/16/2013) [-]
>ADcarry
yeah no shit m8
User avatar #517581 - thechosentroll (06/16/2013) [-]
Ok, I'll rephrase. I can oneshot any character with less than 1500 hp and kill any character with less than 4000 in one combo.
User avatar #517585 - Timmietim (06/16/2013) [-]
Highly doubt the 4000 one.
People with 3K hp will have resistances aswell.
User avatar #517590 - thechosentroll (06/16/2013) [-]
Ok, 4000 assuming they don't have any magic resistance. You'd be surpried how often I end up against people who keep getting evaporated by mages and don't make a single magic resist item.
User avatar #517591 - Timmietim (06/16/2013) [-]
Yeah, that will change soon enough though.
User avatar #517597 - thechosentroll (06/16/2013) [-]
What do you mean?
User avatar #517575 - sluge (06/16/2013) [-]
I just don't like Yordles.
He's actually a very good champion.
User avatar #517577 - thechosentroll (06/16/2013) [-]
Trust me, I understand you. Teemo and Tristana are some of my alltime most hated characters along with Master Yi. FUCK MASTER YI!
User avatar #517579 - sluge (06/16/2013) [-]
Fuck nasus
User avatar #517580 - thechosentroll (06/16/2013) [-]
Him too, though he's not such a threat if you prevent him from farming.
User avatar #517584 - Timmietim (06/16/2013) [-]
He will still fuck your ADC up with wither.
And his ult gives tons of AD.
User avatar #517587 - thechosentroll (06/16/2013) [-]
Yeah, but I was thinking in a "1v1 me fgt" scenario. He can't take advantage of that extra AD if you nuke him before he gets close enough to you. Someone should really make a Kim Jong Un shit for Veigar.
User avatar #517589 - sluge (06/16/2013) [-]
1v1 he is even better
#33 - And then it complains about how people complain about the comp…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/16/2013 on Evolution +12
#99 - triggathepirate (06/16/2013) [-]
Shit nigga its like i'm stuck in some mirrors
#517563 - I don't want them gone, I just keep getting matched with moron…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/16/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #517565 - Timmietim (06/16/2013) [-]
People are way too greedy before level 30.
After level 30 aswell, but a bit less.
User avatar #517569 - thechosentroll (06/16/2013) [-]
Still, I doubt you'll see a level 1 master Yi die to a tower while diving in an attempt to get first blood at level 30.
User avatar #517571 - bladeboy (06/16/2013) [-]
You clearly never played before the Spanish servers were introduced
#17 - Ah, yes. Shiniez. That's the artist. Not sure if it's the writ…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/16/2013 on 50 Shades of No 0
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#915 - asterisks (21 hours ago) [-]
Why.. hello there.
User avatar #914 - quincyadam (06/14/2013) [-]
**quincyadam rolled user cloymax **
#907 to #906 - thechosentroll (05/06/2013) [-]
Why do I have the pleasure of making your acquantance?
#908 to #907 - tomanyusernames (05/06/2013) [-]
i just came to visit darling
#904 - lordbutthurt (05/03/2013) [-]
So I found this ...
#901 - drooms (05/02/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #903 to #902 - drooms (05/02/2013) [-]
One day it will take off!
#898 - postie ONLINE (04/30/2013) [-]
How did your energizer bunny research go?
User avatar #899 to #898 - thechosentroll (04/30/2013) [-]
That was a while ago. It went ok.
User avatar #900 to #899 - postie ONLINE (04/30/2013) [-]
I know, just wondering if you had managed to work anything out from it
User avatar #883 - skullnigga ONLINE (04/20/2013) [-]
you fool, do you know what you have done?
User avatar #891 to #883 - thechosentroll (04/20/2013) [-]
Spammed a bit?
#876 - abcdxyz (04/20/2013) [-]
I'm curious, what were you testing with those posts?
User avatar #893 to #876 - thechosentroll (04/20/2013) [-]
Basically, whenever I get bored I like to analyze funnyjunk. I've noticed some very interesting patterns in the funnyjunker behavior. I've already found out how to manipulate them into thumbing my comments down or my content up(one of the reasons 80% of my shit makes it to the frontpage), but that got boring after a while. Now I'm trying to break down their behavior when dealing with spam. I already tested it on the boards, but each of them reacted differently. The brony board thumbed me both up and down, the random board joined in the spam and the item board got butthurt, started pretending they don't give a shit and then started begging fаgmin to ban me. Since the reactions were so varied, I couldn't make out a common pattern, so I'm spamming on content. I'm spamming the FUCK out of it so I can get a large enough sample.

After several hours of dealing with the angry mob I can safely say that I've managed to break down the way funnyjunkers argue into its' basic components and now understand it waaaaaaay better. It's gonna come in handy when arguing with morons.
#897 to #893 - abcdxyz (04/23/2013) [-]
I imagine the pattern on the boards would depend entirely on the board. Random is by nature spammy, brony can be a toss up I imagine (I'm not there often), and from my limited experience the items board is prone to see everything as thumb-whoring.

All in all sounds like a fair idea though
User avatar #874 - Katzie (04/20/2013) [-]
Pages of red thumbs.
GLORIOUS, GLORIOUS PAGES OF RED THUMBS.
Also, you will never get praised for it. The energizer bunny isn't the kind of thing that will grow on anybody
User avatar #875 to #874 - Katzie (04/20/2013) [-]
But I like admiring the pages of red thumbs the glorious glorious pages of red thumbs
User avatar #886 to #875 - thechosentroll (04/20/2013) [-]
Well, red IS my favourite color.
User avatar #873 - chewieisthebest (04/20/2013) [-]
your soo close to 400 why would you do this????????????/
User avatar #885 to #873 - thechosentroll (04/20/2013) [-]
Because I can.
User avatar #872 - drooms (04/20/2013) [-]
Gotten a life yet?
User avatar #884 to #872 - thechosentroll (04/20/2013) [-]
I could ask you the same.
User avatar #887 to #884 - drooms (04/20/2013) [-]
Look at my amount of posts, now back to yours.
User avatar #888 to #887 - thechosentroll (04/20/2013) [-]
Now back at my red thumbs. Now back to yours. Sadly, they're not yours.
User avatar #889 to #888 - drooms (04/20/2013) [-]
I'm way to nice of a person to have your amount of red thumbs
User avatar #890 to #889 - thechosentroll (04/20/2013) [-]
And that's why you'll never succeed in life.
User avatar #892 to #890 - drooms (04/20/2013) [-]
I guess your way of succeeding in life is FJ
User avatar #894 to #892 - thechosentroll (04/20/2013) [-]
I was reffering to the general principle that nice people don't make it far in life, but whatever.
User avatar #895 to #894 - drooms (04/20/2013) [-]
Depends I suppose.
#870 - sorryshoe (04/19/2013) [-]
Are you selling any of your items? :3
Are you selling any of your items? :3
User avatar #866 - twi ONLINE (04/19/2013) [-]
*boop*
#867 to #866 - thechosentroll (04/19/2013) [-]
What is it? Make it quick. I have an angry mob to deal with.
What is it? Make it quick. I have an angry mob to deal with.
#868 to #867 - twi ONLINE (04/19/2013) [-]
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#859 - N. Korean citizen (04/19/2013) [-]
hey, how's it GOING?

get it?
User avatar #862 to #859 - tragono (04/19/2013) [-]
HAHAHAHAHH SO FUNNY.
#858 - Dwarf (04/19/2013) [-]
**Dwarf rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at Watching WWE when ** nice job copying geckosandcheckers.
User avatar #861 to #858 - thechosentroll (04/19/2013) [-]
If you're wondering why I removed you, it's because you're the 50th person to say I was copying geckosandmotherfuckingcheerios, so you win a prize.
User avatar #857 - flnonymousfour **User deleted account** (04/19/2013) [-]
hey can you stop spamming that rabbit everywhere? kthx.
#851 - BigBallSack (04/19/2013) [-]
Let's have steamy hot passionate sex together.
#864 to #851 - tomanyusernames (04/19/2013) [-]
im game
#865 to #864 - BigBallSack (04/19/2013) [-]
Let's do this.
#869 to #865 - tomanyusernames (04/19/2013) [-]
dont worry it will only hurt at first
User avatar #877 to #869 - BigBallSack (04/20/2013) [-]
I wish people in real life were as easy as you.
At least the people I meet, that is.
#878 to #877 - tomanyusernames (04/20/2013) [-]
who would say not to a little rape
#879 to #878 - BigBallSack (04/20/2013) [-]
Lettuce rape everything.
#880 to #879 - tomanyusernames (04/20/2013) [-]
well...
#881 to #880 - BigBallSack (04/20/2013) [-]
I'm going to touch you.
I'm going to touch you.
#882 to #881 - tomanyusernames (04/20/2013) [-]
be gentle~
#852 to #851 - thechosentroll (04/19/2013) [-]
My rape senses are tingling. And not in the good way. Imma pass.
#853 to #852 - BigBallSack (04/19/2013) [-]
Oh c'mon. Just a quickie?

I'll even let you play with my armpits, just this time.
#854 to #853 - thechosentroll (04/19/2013) [-]
I am out of here.
I am out of here.
#856 to #854 - BigBallSack (04/19/2013) [-]
I'll be waiting <33
#855 to #854 - thechosentroll (04/19/2013) [-]
Wait a sec. This is my profile. I can't leave. FUCK!
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