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Dwarf Fortress lured me in again. Well, I guess this whole "productivity" thing was fun while it lasted.comment
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#1 - Actually, it has. Legally, they're not allowed to do that. The…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/20/2015 on +47
#10 - anonymous (05/21/2015) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll picture*"**
**anonymous rolled image** ACKSHALLY, THE WORLD WORKS JUST HOW ITS SUPPOSED TO ON PAPER BECAUSE THEY TOLD ME SO.
User avatar #11 - thechosentroll (05/21/2015) [-]
My grandma's been delaying the building of two highways for nearly a decade, because they still refuse to give her the absurd sum of money they want, so yeah. It seems to work that way around here. Can't speak for other countries, I guess, but it works fine here.
#10 - They disgust anyone with a fully functional brain. 05/20/2015 on Triqqd 0
#1153669 - Picture  [+] (16 new replies) 05/20/2015 on Anime & Manga - anime... +1
User avatar #1153684 - yeorgh (05/20/2015) [-]
I'm guessing you just didn't understand the deep meaning behind it's symbolism.
User avatar #1153686 - pessimism (05/20/2015) [-]
User avatar #1153687 - yeorgh (05/20/2015) [-]
Just as I like it.
User avatar #1153685 - thechosentroll (05/20/2015) [-]
OK, I'm actually gonna respond with text to that one. The creator outright stated that there's no symbolism. They were just going for trippy shit. There's nothing to interpret.
User avatar #1153688 - yeorgh (05/20/2015) [-]
That's just what he tells to those with lesser minds that couldn't comprehend the complexity of his masterpiece.
User avatar #1153690 - thechosentroll (05/20/2015) [-]
Bitch, I learned how to play Dwarf Fortress without a tutorial. My deductive and logical skills operate on a higher level.
User avatar #1153691 - yeorgh (05/20/2015) [-]
Apparently not high enough to understand the perfection that is EVA.
User avatar #1153692 - thechosentroll (05/20/2015) [-]
Then I'll go get a step ladder.
User avatar #1153693 - yeorgh (05/20/2015) [-]
Maybe then you'll understand what gift to the world that series is.
User avatar #1153694 - thechosentroll (05/20/2015) [-]
Probably not. Still, it's a show that sparked 19 years of waifu wars, so I guess there's SOMETHING great about it, which I am missing.
User avatar #1153703 - newbtwo (05/20/2015) [-]
first time ive seen someone fall for yeorgh's bait
User avatar #1153800 - thechosentroll (05/21/2015) [-]
I didn't "fall" for it. I'm just bored and wanted to see what he'd come up with. It's prettyfucking obvious even when he's not trying to make it obvious.
User avatar #1153873 - yeorgh (05/21/2015) [-]
I was only pretending to be retarded.jpg
User avatar #1153874 - thechosentroll (05/21/2015) [-]
Oh, like you don't know me.
User avatar #1153711 - yeorgh (05/20/2015) [-]
I even tried to make it extra obvious.
User avatar #1153695 - yeorgh (05/20/2015) [-]
Everything.
#1153667 - Picture  [+] (20 new replies) 05/20/2015 on Anime & Manga - anime... +1
User avatar #1153698 - cptsweatpants (05/20/2015) [-]
Don't even bother man. The EVA fags are pretty much on the same level of autism as us Haruhists.
User avatar #1153713 - yeorgh (05/20/2015) [-]
No, you people are much worse.
User avatar #1153668 - yeorgh (05/20/2015) [-]
It truly is the only 10/10.
#1153669 - thechosentroll (05/20/2015) [-]
User avatar #1153684 - yeorgh (05/20/2015) [-]
I'm guessing you just didn't understand the deep meaning behind it's symbolism.
User avatar #1153686 - pessimism (05/20/2015) [-]
User avatar #1153687 - yeorgh (05/20/2015) [-]
Just as I like it.
User avatar #1153685 - thechosentroll (05/20/2015) [-]
OK, I'm actually gonna respond with text to that one. The creator outright stated that there's no symbolism. They were just going for trippy shit. There's nothing to interpret.
User avatar #1153688 - yeorgh (05/20/2015) [-]
That's just what he tells to those with lesser minds that couldn't comprehend the complexity of his masterpiece.
User avatar #1153690 - thechosentroll (05/20/2015) [-]
Bitch, I learned how to play Dwarf Fortress without a tutorial. My deductive and logical skills operate on a higher level.
User avatar #1153691 - yeorgh (05/20/2015) [-]
Apparently not high enough to understand the perfection that is EVA.
User avatar #1153692 - thechosentroll (05/20/2015) [-]
Then I'll go get a step ladder.
User avatar #1153693 - yeorgh (05/20/2015) [-]
Maybe then you'll understand what gift to the world that series is.
User avatar #1153694 - thechosentroll (05/20/2015) [-]
Probably not. Still, it's a show that sparked 19 years of waifu wars, so I guess there's SOMETHING great about it, which I am missing.
User avatar #1153703 - newbtwo (05/20/2015) [-]
first time ive seen someone fall for yeorgh's bait
User avatar #1153800 - thechosentroll (05/21/2015) [-]
I didn't "fall" for it. I'm just bored and wanted to see what he'd come up with. It's prettyfucking obvious even when he's not trying to make it obvious.
User avatar #1153873 - yeorgh (05/21/2015) [-]
I was only pretending to be retarded.jpg
User avatar #1153874 - thechosentroll (05/21/2015) [-]
Oh, like you don't know me.
User avatar #1153711 - yeorgh (05/20/2015) [-]
I even tried to make it extra obvious.
User avatar #1153695 - yeorgh (05/20/2015) [-]
Everything.
#14 - Honestly, I feel nothing. I think I may be becoming numb to this.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/20/2015 on Rage comp 0
User avatar #16 - pirateseatcarrots (05/20/2015) [-]
Same the ww1 angered a bit tho
#3 - What's this called?  [+] (12 new replies) 05/20/2015 on Martial Arts +31
User avatar #123 - scoobynilo (05/21/2015) [-]
Rape, probably
User avatar #30 - kyubii (05/21/2015) [-]
The Male Feminist Breeding Program.
User avatar #24 - huntertde (05/21/2015) [-]
"Women's Self Defense classes"-do
#18 - anonymous (05/21/2015) [-]
Nut cra kee.
User avatar #16 - hydraetis (05/21/2015) [-]
Best art. That's what
#10 - juicyy (05/20/2015) [-]
The martial art of nutcracking.
User avatar #9 - soupdaddy (05/20/2015) [-]
Krav Maga
User avatar #8 - lean (05/20/2015) [-]
Dick Kickem
#31 - kyubii (05/21/2015) [-]
It's time to chew ass.
User avatar #6 - warioteam (05/20/2015) [-]
the toribash
#5 - mankey (05/20/2015) [-]
Mixed Martial America
User avatar #4 - Tusura (05/20/2015) [-]
101 ways to get a vasectomy.
#4 - For comparison.  [+] (16 new replies) 05/20/2015 on Kets +385
#50 - anonymous (05/21/2015) [-]
#49 - zeroqp (05/21/2015) [-]
so this?
User avatar #37 - viscerys (05/21/2015) [-]
It's the Allfather.
User avatar #32 - glitternips (05/21/2015) [-]
y tho
User avatar #31 - artjunk (05/21/2015) [-]
ayy lmao
User avatar #24 - darkeyedangel (05/21/2015) [-]
looks like lex luthor after eating all forty of the cakes he stole
#23 - demandsgayversion (05/21/2015) [-]
that image is way too big
#19 - cunninglinguist (05/21/2015) [-]
#15 - Zaxplab (05/21/2015) [-]
The major problem (or so I've heard) is that babies didn't make good models, because the little shits moved around too much. So, they had to put an adult model in it's place and just kind of wing it.
#45 - ciacheczko (05/21/2015) [-]
Sounds to me like someone had no observation skills whatsoever. It's not supposed to be a big deal for a painter to just look at the god damn baby and memorise how it should look like, is it? Why would they even need any models at all? The faces are fucked up beyond human anatomy anyway.
#27 - bellbottomshark (05/21/2015) [-]
Did they not have a supply of dead babies in the past?
User avatar #16 - shadownigga (05/21/2015) [-]
"The fuck is this shit, Lawrence?"

"Fuck thyself, mother"
#14 - infinnerty (05/21/2015) [-]
User avatar #13 - therio (05/20/2015) [-]
nigga that's the pope
User avatar #9 - rockmanfan (05/20/2015) [-]
"You come into my house on the day my daughter is to be married and you ask me to do murder - for money."
#8 - vorarephilia (05/20/2015) [-]
#13 - Well, that's enough internet for today. 05/20/2015 on strawberry bread of Japan +3
#3 - Third time seeing this today. Still makes me smile.  [+] (2 new replies) 05/20/2015 on Zone's next animation +1
#55 - vgamefrk (05/21/2015) [-]
he's such a good fighter.
User avatar #26 - fishandkids (05/21/2015) [-]
That pic: I hope they make a new one in 30 years.
#10 - I miss the days when they did the exact same thing, but with C4. 05/20/2015 on Watching The Discovery Channel +30
#25 - Better.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/20/2015 on Describing Shows to People +2
User avatar #26 - warzon (05/20/2015) [-]
Oh, also. Elves should be on fire at all times, its how they reproduce.
#23 - It's dwarves, not dwarfs.  [+] (3 new replies) 05/20/2015 on Describing Shows to People +2
User avatar #24 - warzon (05/20/2015) [-]
DORFS
User avatar #25 - thechosentroll (05/20/2015) [-]
Better.
User avatar #26 - warzon (05/20/2015) [-]
Oh, also. Elves should be on fire at all times, its how they reproduce.
#8 - Where's the fish, though?  [+] (1 new reply) 05/20/2015 on HowToBasic's fridge 0
User avatar #10 - psykobear (05/20/2015) [-]
In the second refrigerator.
#20 - ******* weeb space communists. 05/20/2015 on Sickening +2
#16 - If there's ever a good reason to snap your phone in half, this is it. 05/20/2015 on anon goes to college +43
#21 - That's not how it works, you little **** . The fun in Dw…  [+] (9 new replies) 05/20/2015 on Describing Shows to People +10
User avatar #52 - dalokan (05/20/2015) [-]
Gold is magma proof?
User avatar #127 - zzzanzitron (05/21/2015) [-]
No, but you can coat glass/nethercap(ice shroom) dong with gold
User avatar #128 - zzzanzitron (05/21/2015) [-]
No, but you can coat glass/nethercap(ice shroom) dong with gold
User avatar #50 - echotheambient (05/20/2015) [-]
10/10 comment, just checked the wiki to see if gold was magma-proof, will do that now.
User avatar #22 - warzon (05/20/2015) [-]
Its totally how it works..
Dwarfs are in the fortress.
Dwarfs are fucking amazing.
End story.
User avatar #23 - thechosentroll (05/20/2015) [-]
It's dwarves, not dwarfs.
User avatar #24 - warzon (05/20/2015) [-]
DORFS
User avatar #25 - thechosentroll (05/20/2015) [-]
Better.
User avatar #26 - warzon (05/20/2015) [-]
Oh, also. Elves should be on fire at all times, its how they reproduce.
#11 - Or maybe you were a failure to begin with and blamed it on the…  [+] (31 new replies) 05/20/2015 on Obesity +1
#21 - drpenguinz (05/20/2015) [-]
1. what you call fat is propably differing from what others call fat
2. some people just cant deal with being fat and are ashamed and stuff
3. some people really cant fuckin cope with that
4. really, really cant

i lost a shitload of fat and i feel a lot different...fat actually "crippled me and my social life"
i guess you are just one of those guys who tell themselves they dont want to lose weight just because its easier that way
User avatar #22 - thechosentroll (05/20/2015) [-]
No, I don't want to lose weight, because my schedule's so fucking bad I'd have to go out jogging at night. Seriously, being an overachieving little shit AND having friends pretty much kills any free time you have. And I am fat. Fat enough for it to bring me down physically. I've always been that way, for as long as I can remember. I've been mocked for it since the 1st grade. So, it seems a bit weird to me when people, who've never been mocked for their weight go "Oh, no, people are silently judging me. I am sad now.". To me that seems like a really, really, really, REALLY pathetic way to think. On par with an anon I once saw on /fit/ who seriously and non-jokingly claimed that if someone has a bigger dick than you, it's your obligation to follow them and do everything they say. I shit you not. People this pathetic exist.
#27 - drpenguinz (05/20/2015) [-]
and besides...you dont need extra time to eat less
"i dont have time" is a really poor excuse
User avatar #29 - thechosentroll (05/20/2015) [-]
I'm nailed to a desk or a computer all day. I don't burn any calories. That's the problem. I don't even eat much. I can't even handle too much sweet or greesy food, because it makes me sick.
#32 - drpenguinz (05/20/2015) [-]
you still burn about 2800 kcal
eat 1000 less a day, and you lose a kg a week
simple math
no sports required
User avatar #36 - thechosentroll (05/20/2015) [-]
Also, this is beside my original point. The comment wasn't about weight, it was about self-esteem and how people should grow a spine instead of making excuses.
#39 - drpenguinz (05/20/2015) [-]
some people cant "just grow a spine"
User avatar #41 - thechosentroll (05/20/2015) [-]
That's because those are the people who say "some people can't "just grow a spine"" and don't even try. Building up some decent self-esteem requires more effort than any form of dieting or lifting.
User avatar #35 - thechosentroll (05/20/2015) [-]
During the summer I have periods where I eat nothing but salad for a month, because I have no appetite and I hardly lose any weight. I'm pretty sure exercise is required.
#37 - drpenguinz (05/20/2015) [-]
i lost 25 kg by eating less
no
exercise is not required
User avatar #38 - thechosentroll (05/20/2015) [-]
Oooooooooooh, so that's why you're so pissy about this subject. You used to be fat.
#43 - drpenguinz (05/20/2015) [-]
with "like i told you already" im refering to the fact, not the stuff i wrote afterwards
look at #21 "lost a shitload of fat"
User avatar #45 - thechosentroll (05/20/2015) [-]
Honestly, I'm not paying much attention to this conversation.
#40 - drpenguinz (05/20/2015) [-]
like i told you already
im pissy about that subject because you are tellin me you dont have time to lose weight
thats complete bullshit
User avatar #44 - thechosentroll (05/20/2015) [-]
OK, then the reason I don't want to lose weight is because when I go to the beach my fat makes me buoyant and I can float around on my back, as if I were on a raft without any effort and it feels nice. Better reason? Also, it allows me to crack as many fat jokes as I want. OH, and when people need help with physical labor, they never ask me. Will any of these reasons end this conversation without me having to insult you?
#47 - drpenguinz (05/20/2015) [-]
"Will any of these reasons end this conversation without me having to insult you?"
...
no...you whore...
#46 - drpenguinz (05/20/2015) [-]
well THATS a reason
you want to be a penguin
able to float and shit
welcome to the club mate
User avatar #48 - thechosentroll (05/20/2015) [-]
Penguins can float?
#49 - drpenguinz (05/20/2015) [-]
see my username?
im a penguin
id know
User avatar #50 - thechosentroll (05/20/2015) [-]
I have some doubts about a penguins' ability to get a PhD. For starters, the lack of fingers with which to hold a pen during exams.
#51 - drpenguinz (05/20/2015) [-]
i just put ink on my beak and use it like a pen
im a smart penguin
User avatar #52 - thechosentroll (05/20/2015) [-]
I don't know enough about penguins and their literary skills to dispute this, so I guess I'll give you a pass this time. Carry on.
#53 - drpenguinz (05/20/2015) [-]
<(°v°)>
#26 - drpenguinz (05/20/2015) [-]
dont give me that shit lol
everyone has time to do sports
(its summertime...jogging at night is even better than at day)
you browse fj? then you have time to do sports instead
just because you dont think you need to lose weight, dont judge others who have a problem being fat.
User avatar #28 - thechosentroll (05/20/2015) [-]
Actually, I think I need to lose weight. And I live in a gypsy neighborhood. You wanna run around in a gypsy neighborhood after dark? Be my guest. I'd prefer to NOT get stabbed. And I browse FJ late at night. I've gone from 8 to 6 hours of sleep just so I can keep my internet time and maintain the little sanity I have left.
#30 - drpenguinz (05/20/2015) [-]
i bet you have a car
i bet you can reach a gym in 15 mins max
User avatar #31 - thechosentroll (05/20/2015) [-]
No I don't, I walk everywhere, and what kind of gym works at 11PM?
#33 - drpenguinz (05/20/2015) [-]
most gyms here where i live are open 24 hours
User avatar #34 - thechosentroll (05/20/2015) [-]
Then we clearly don't live near eachother. Here only bars and some convenience stores work past 22:00.
User avatar #16 - obese (05/20/2015) [-]
Oops my bad. I misread what you wrote. Yeah I agree with you and my previous post just validates that. XD OOPS.
#15 - obese has deleted their comment.
#16 - Kind of, but it's technically not. 05/20/2015 on Guidelines for healthy living 0
#18 - You think that's hard? Try explaining Dwarf Fortress to someon…  [+] (24 new replies) 05/20/2015 on Describing Shows to People +69
#121 - tunotoo (05/21/2015) [-]
#120 - tunotoo (05/21/2015) [-]
User avatar #117 - tiberioustyphr (05/21/2015) [-]
Dwarf Fortress is some esoteric shit.
#116 - tunotoo (05/21/2015) [-]
User avatar #109 - Kadzait (05/21/2015) [-]
I really wanna get into Dorf, but I just don't understand any damn thing happening anytime i try to start.
#87 - ainise (05/21/2015) [-]
I don't think people who even play Dwarf Fortress for less than 100 hours know what the fuck Dwarf Fortress is. I know I dropped a good 10 hours into it and I'm still as confused as when I first downloaded the damn thing.
User avatar #70 - hydraetis (05/20/2015) [-]
I was going to try that game, but then I looked at a few screenshots and realised I can't read hieroglyphics.
#61 - anonymous (05/20/2015) [-]
"It's a medieval RTS"

There. Solved your autism for you.
User avatar #55 - majordeadpool (05/20/2015) [-]
Could you explain it to me? I'd be legitimately interested in trying to understand.
User avatar #95 - Dragonchampion (05/21/2015) [-]
Think the hardest game to learn that is procedurally generated, completely so, down to every lat detail. One gam you can have a dragon riding elf king of the dwarves, another game you can have dwarves who are led by a vampire King. Elves are cannibals, dwarves drink booze instead of water, and back during early versions elephants and carp were harbingers of death and destruction. It's also a simcity style game.
User avatar #124 - zzzanzitron (05/21/2015) [-]
You forgot to say that there are two gamemodes:
-fortress mode: you play as a god overseer that tries to control a clusterfuck of dwarves (may include cats and other pets, but mostly cats) and create strong enough fortress to stop goblin motherfuckers and get good reputation with other sapients (human, elves, other dwarven colonies) or have a good time and die from demons
-adventure mode: play as an adventurer (human, elf, or dwarf), try not to die on your first few months (yku become super buffed afterwards) and grind your character far from civilizations
#62 - anonymous (05/20/2015) [-]
It's a medieval RTS about dwarves with random events for comedy.

Autistic faggots are being autistic faggots about it.
User avatar #47 - thisisnotaname (05/20/2015) [-]
Just make them read Boatmurdered.
User avatar #19 - warzon (05/20/2015) [-]
DWARF FORTRESS IS A GAME WHERE DWARFS ARE IN A FORTRESS.
#21 - thechosentroll (05/20/2015) [-]
That's not how it works, you little shit. The fun in Dwarf Fortress is the stories it generates through its' randomness. No one gives a shit about booze management. What I have to explain to people is how it's possible for me to put a 13-yearold girl in my army and turn her into my deadliest warrior, how I made a giant golden dong above my fortress entrance, which ejaculated molten lava all over invaders, how I made a cannon that shoots kittens at my enemies, how I had a female minotaur rape a goblin to death. They want to know how all the carnage, murder, Fun and genocide(added in the last version) work. How it's possible for one game to contain all this stuff and why they haven't heard about it before, if it's so amazing.
User avatar #52 - dalokan (05/20/2015) [-]
Gold is magma proof?
User avatar #127 - zzzanzitron (05/21/2015) [-]
No, but you can coat glass/nethercap(ice shroom) dong with gold
User avatar #128 - zzzanzitron (05/21/2015) [-]
No, but you can coat glass/nethercap(ice shroom) dong with gold
User avatar #50 - echotheambient (05/20/2015) [-]
10/10 comment, just checked the wiki to see if gold was magma-proof, will do that now.
User avatar #22 - warzon (05/20/2015) [-]
Its totally how it works..
Dwarfs are in the fortress.
Dwarfs are fucking amazing.
End story.
User avatar #23 - thechosentroll (05/20/2015) [-]
It's dwarves, not dwarfs.
User avatar #24 - warzon (05/20/2015) [-]
DORFS
User avatar #25 - thechosentroll (05/20/2015) [-]
Better.
User avatar #26 - warzon (05/20/2015) [-]
Oh, also. Elves should be on fire at all times, its how they reproduce.
#13 - Actually, no. We mock people with silly degrees. There's lots …  [+] (4 new replies) 05/20/2015 on Guidelines for healthy living +5
#37 - grimfuck (05/20/2015) [-]
WHY WHY WHY
the fuck is this a thing


webs.wichita.edu/?u=sample_academic&p=/graduate_programs/
#38 - grimfuck (05/20/2015) [-]
ohhh, because I stopped reading after I got what I wanted
User avatar #15 - Tsquared (05/20/2015) [-]
i think medicines considered stem, it basically anatomical engineering
User avatar #16 - thechosentroll (05/20/2015) [-]
Kind of, but it's technically not.
#150352 - Thanks. 05/20/2015 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
#88 - Lucian has two guns. Lucian didn't use to have two guns. … 05/20/2015 on ice cold 0
#87 - I have no idea, but I hope there are. 05/20/2015 on ice cold +1
#150343 - What's the name of the song in this? Seems really familiar.  [+] (2 new replies) 05/20/2015 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
User avatar #150351 - ultrablue (05/20/2015) [-]
Shine by Collective Soul
User avatar #150352 - thechosentroll (05/20/2015) [-]
Thanks.
#135 - This made me smile so hard it actually hurt. 05/20/2015 on Woolie Can't Fucking Take It 0

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#2620 - johrny ONLINE (05/16/2015) [-]
Rember me please to never click on your profil ever. AGAIN.

I nearly got a seizure!
#2621 to #2620 - thechosentroll (05/16/2015) [-]
It's an anti-stalker measure. Every time someone comes to stalk my profile, they get blinded by the banner and start complaining about it. That's how I know they've been here. Works like a charm.
#2622 to #2621 - johrny ONLINE (05/16/2015) [-]
But is is my first time Chosen-Chan.   
And as thanks i get eye bleed
But is is my first time Chosen-Chan.
And as thanks i get eye bleed
User avatar #2623 to #2622 - thechosentroll (05/16/2015) [-]
Eh, I have my eyes nearly melted every time I go to my own profile. You'll survive.
User avatar #2624 to #2623 - johrny ONLINE (05/16/2015) [-]
Must suck to be you...
User avatar #2625 to #2624 - thechosentroll (05/16/2015) [-]
You get used to it.
User avatar #2614 to #2593 - thechosentroll (05/15/2015) [-]
Oooooooh, those things. Yeah, you'll be fine. Regular diplomas are overrated. I was thinking of dropping out completely, but my parents want me to have SOME sort of "you are smart" document, so I'm moving instead.
User avatar #2615 to #2614 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (05/15/2015) [-]
oh I see.
User avatar #2616 to #2615 - thechosentroll (05/15/2015) [-]
HUZZAH FOR LIVING IN A COUNTRY WHERE EDUCATION'S CHEAP AS **** ! When everyone has a university education, it's not all that impressive. A very "when everyone's special, no one is" kind of deal. These things are kind of meaningless, so I was thinking of doing some courses and getting certificates and **** . Gonna become a programmer now. Funnily enough, I hate programming. I'm just good at it. It's like being a straight male, who gives the worlds' best blowjobs. So, do GEDs come with some sort of specialization or are they just a general "You is smart" thing?
User avatar #2617 to #2616 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (05/15/2015) [-]
No specialization. Just a diploma without the effort.
I refuse to go to college in america.
User avatar #2618 to #2617 - thechosentroll (05/15/2015) [-]
Yeah, good call. Not worth it. Still, people who offer jobs really like those things.
User avatar #2619 to #2618 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (05/15/2015) [-]
Yeaaaaahhh
User avatar #2594 to #2593 - thechosentroll (05/15/2015) [-]
https://youtube.com/devicesupport Sup? Watching this **** right now. It's funny.
User avatar #2595 to #2594 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (05/15/2015) [-]
I saw the soup video. It was hilarious.
I got my wisdom teeth pulled yesterday.
User avatar #2596 to #2595 - thechosentroll (05/15/2015) [-]
Ouch. I never got why people even pulled those in the first place. I've got 3 so far and they're not causing any issues.
User avatar #2597 to #2596 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (05/15/2015) [-]
Bottom ones often grow in sideways, and the upper ones I have no idea why, mine werent causing problems either.
I only got the upper ones pulled. I still have to do the lower ones later.

My mom hid my vicodin.
User avatar #2598 to #2597 - thechosentroll (05/15/2015) [-]
One good thing about modern medicine and she deprives you of it. That's cruel.
User avatar #2599 to #2598 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (05/15/2015) [-]
I've never given my mom a reason not to trust me and yet she never does.
User avatar #2600 to #2599 - thechosentroll (05/15/2015) [-]
She's a parent. It's normal. My roommate's 24, has a well-paying job, his **** together and his mother still calls him once a day to ask if he's remembered to have dinner.
User avatar #2601 to #2600 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (05/15/2015) [-]
heh.
On another note I actually made an irl friend because of funnyjunk.
User avatar #2602 to #2601 - thechosentroll (05/15/2015) [-]
**** , that's actually kind of hard, given how your average funnyjunker's about as socially and sexually active as a cicada. How?
#2603 to #2602 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (05/15/2015) [-]
Cicadas are kinda active socially. Thats why they're constantly making that god forsaken noise.

Admin made a sticky to post your irl and location.
She said "Fem boys are best boys." and said she lives like ten minutes from me.
We made a plan to go somewhere that tuesday so we did.
User avatar #2604 to #2603 - thechosentroll (05/15/2015) [-]
................................ OK, I'm gonna need, like, 5 minutes to properly process this and say what's wrong with this picture. Be right back.
User avatar #2605 to #2604 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (05/15/2015) [-]
what?
User avatar #2606 to #2605 - thechosentroll (05/15/2015) [-]
Short version? You're not exactly a femboy, that's kind of creepy and I'm surprised you didn't get knocked out and wake up in a bathtub full of ice with a missing kidney.

Long version? I told you, I need 5 minutes.
#2607 to #2606 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (05/15/2015) [-]
Yeah I know but she still said that.
We had a nice day...
User avatar #2608 to #2607 - thechosentroll (05/15/2015) [-]
That's good. Turns out I'm going to leave this university before I've even had a chance to go out for coffee or beer with my classmates. Technically, you're doing better than I am. Not sure if that means you're improving or I'm getting worse. Possibly both.
#2609 to #2608 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (05/15/2015) [-]
She said I was really jumpy though, which I guess was true.

Im sorry... maybe you could do it soon?
User avatar #2610 to #2609 - thechosentroll (05/15/2015) [-]
I'd be jumpy too. Then again, when I meet internet people IRL, I expect the ice and kidney thing, so that's kind of understandable.

Nah, too late for that. Finals are almost here and I have to get my **** sorted out, so I can move to a different university. Already exempted one exam. One more to go and I'm in the clear.
User avatar #2611 to #2610 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (05/15/2015) [-]
Well good luck scholastically for you then.
I found out that because I moved in the middle of the schoolyear a lot of credits got lost so I'd have to repeat senior year.

So because of that I've decided to drop out and get a GED.
User avatar #2612 to #2611 - thechosentroll (05/15/2015) [-]
Yeah, I nearly did that, too. That's why I have to get my **** together during the finals. I just have to survive these next 2 months and I'll be able to move with 0 loss of credits. Also, what's a GED? I don't think we have those here.
User avatar #2613 to #2612 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (05/15/2015) [-]
Its like a substitute diploma.
It basically is a document that says "I'm smart enough to have graduated, but I couldn't give enough of a **** to do it the right way."

So you get every benefit of a diploma, except everyone looks at you a little funny when you go to get into college or get hired.
#2578 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (04/27/2015) [-]
Hello..
User avatar #2579 to #2578 - thechosentroll (04/27/2015) [-]
I think one of the guys in the room next to ours just fell off the balcony. Or at least I hope he did. Sup?
#2580 to #2579 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (04/27/2015) [-]
Any reason in particular, or just generic schadenfreude?
User avatar #2581 to #2580 - thechosentroll (04/27/2015) [-]
Both those ******* are annoying, noisy and like to get ********* , get out on the balcony and scream at people to come up and fight them at 2AM. I've had pissed off people come to our room by mistake instead of theirs.
User avatar #2582 to #2581 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (04/27/2015) [-]
Oh I see. It would be funny if he fell then.
what else have you been up to lately mister?
User avatar #2583 to #2582 - thechosentroll (04/27/2015) [-]
No, it wouldn't be funny, since we live on the 6th floor. It'd be hilarious. I recently downloaded FTL: Advanced Edition. It's been devouring my life and free time. Also, I just got a phone call and I have to go out. Sorry.
#2584 to #2583 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (04/27/2015) [-]
You're so busy all the time...
User avatar #2585 to #2584 - thechosentroll (04/27/2015) [-]
REJOICE, for I have returned. ******* hell, it's a bajillion and five degrees out there. And yes, it's sort of my own fault. I try to do way too many things at the same time. So, how are you?
User avatar #2586 to #2585 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (04/27/2015) [-]
Im ok.
And you aint from where I'm from.
User avatar #2587 to #2586 - thechosentroll (04/27/2015) [-]
And thank god for that. I'd die. The cold is where I'm at. I should move to Russia or some **** . That's my new life goal - get rich as **** and build the worlds' first fiberoptic internet cable to the middle of central Siberia, so I can be in the middle of the frozen wasteland and still play SMITE.
User avatar #2588 to #2587 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (04/27/2015) [-]
I love the heat. Its so cold all the time here...
User avatar #2589 to #2588 - thechosentroll (04/27/2015) [-]
I wish it were cold all the time here. -20 in the winter, +40 in the summer. Mild climate, my ass.
User avatar #2590 to #2589 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (04/27/2015) [-]
+40 on the regular in my hometown. EZ
User avatar #2591 to #2590 - thechosentroll (04/27/2015) [-]
It's the sudden change that's killing me. It was below 0 three weeks ago. Now it's almost 30.
User avatar #2592 to #2591 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (04/27/2015) [-]
Damn.
#2571 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (04/25/2015) [-]
Have you played warframe?
User avatar #2572 to #2571 - thechosentroll (04/25/2015) [-]
Was that the thing with the ninja robots that people like making SFM porn of?
#2573 to #2572 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (04/25/2015) [-]
Yeah thats it..
User avatar #2575 to #2574 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (04/25/2015) [-]
Try it...
User avatar #2576 to #2575 - thechosentroll (04/25/2015) [-]
Eh, I'll do it eventually.
#2577 to #2576 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (04/25/2015) [-]
OHH OHH USE MY REFERRAL WHEN YOU DO!
warframe.com/signup?referrerId=5196e7c41a4d80a453000000

Sign up soon though I wanna play with you...
User avatar #2564 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (04/18/2015) [-]
Notice me sendpain
User avatar #2565 to #2564 - thechosentroll (04/18/2015) [-]
You're like a boomerang - you refuse to go away.
#2566 to #2565 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (04/18/2015) [-]
Do you not like me?
User avatar #2567 to #2566 - thechosentroll (04/18/2015) [-]
Do you really want an honest answer? Because there's 8 billion people on the planet and a grand total of 8 I could say I like. You have a roughly 1 in a billion chance of being one of them.
User avatar #2568 to #2567 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (04/18/2015) [-]
Would you rather I stopped talking to you?..
User avatar #2569 to #2568 - thechosentroll (04/18/2015) [-]
I honestly don't care if you do or not. It's not annoying, but it's not exactly the highlight of my day, either.
#2570 to #2569 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (04/18/2015) [-]
Well in that case I'll keep talking to you. Cause I like talking to you.
User avatar #2547 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (04/17/2015) [-]
Hihi
#2549 to #2548 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (04/17/2015) [-]
I got gta 5 and stuff.
funnyjunk.com/Gta+v+snapshot/funny-pictures/5517400/56#56

Also I've got like gout or something. At first I thought my foot was slightly fractured so I went to go get xrays, but the xrays never got sent to the clinic after having them taken so yesterday was a big waste of time. But just from looking at it they don't think its broken. THey think I either have an infection or gout.
User avatar #2550 to #2549 - thechosentroll (04/17/2015) [-]
Break out the bone saw. Time to amputate.
User avatar #2551 to #2550 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (04/17/2015) [-]
Fug D:

So how are you?
User avatar #2552 to #2551 - thechosentroll (04/17/2015) [-]
Still playing Pillars of Eternity, killing time. Traveling later today. A friend has a birthday today and we decided to get a little group together. It amazes me how it only took a day for 12 people, living in 4 different cities, to get together, while it's been a year and I still can't get my uni classmates to go out for a drink or a coffee or some **** .
User avatar #2553 to #2552 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (04/17/2015) [-]
Well that sounds fun.
Sorry about your classmates though.
User avatar #2554 to #2553 - thechosentroll (04/17/2015) [-]
Eh, it's not like we're gonna be together for long. Half of them are already making arrangements to drop out or switch faculties. Turns out engineering degrees are hard. Who'd have thought?
#2555 to #2554 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (04/17/2015) [-]
Lord knows I don't have the patience for that.
Or even the intelligence.

You know growing up my family held my intelligence in such high regard, but the more I think about it, the more I feel I might be clinically retarded.
User avatar #2556 to #2555 - thechosentroll (04/17/2015) [-]
Judging by your taste in anime, it's very likely.
#2557 to #2556 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (04/17/2015) [-]
Are you dissing Kill Me Baby?
Its such a good show.

WHat other shows do you know that have a tsundere assassin and a perpetually stoned magic ninja scam artist?
User avatar #2558 to #2557 - thechosentroll (04/17/2015) [-]
I don't think I WANT to know about other shows with those things.
#2559 to #2558 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (04/17/2015) [-]
You're right, cause this one is all you need.

We should get together and watch shows and stuff over skype sometime.
User avatar #2560 to #2559 - thechosentroll (04/17/2015) [-]
I'd rather not turn into a weeb just yet.
User avatar #2561 to #2560 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (04/17/2015) [-]
It doesn't have to be anime but I can find us some good **** . You like the macabre and dark humor stuff and all that is right up my alley.
User avatar #2562 to #2561 - thechosentroll (04/17/2015) [-]
Eh, I'll pass. I haven't been in much of a mood for animu or even regular movies lately. No idea why. Mostly prefer mangos.
User avatar #2563 to #2562 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (04/17/2015) [-]
I have absolutely no idea what this is, but Im going to read it soon.
www.mangahere.co/manga/hitomi_sensei_no_hokenshitsu/c001/

As for now Im playing gta.
Playing gta is kinda making me sad though... Cause this one takes place in california and I've been to a lot of the places on the map so I miss my home :c
User avatar #2536 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (04/15/2015) [-]
Hello..
User avatar #2538 to #2537 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (04/15/2015) [-]
Warframe and such. you?
User avatar #2539 to #2538 - thechosentroll (04/15/2015) [-]
Pillars of Eternity is devouring my free time.
User avatar #2540 to #2539 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (04/15/2015) [-]
wuzzat
User avatar #2541 to #2540 - thechosentroll (04/15/2015) [-]
A classic RPG. No gimmicks, no pretentious storyline, no ******** about how it's the best thing ever. Just a classic RPG made with 2015 technology. Pretty damn fun. It plays a bit like Dragon Age: Origins, except it's more challenging and actually fun. Also, it allows you to dick around a lot more. Right now I'm working on making a rogue with a rifle, who fires so accurately that every hit's a critical and on a monk with such an absurd dexterity stat and attack speed that he looks like he crawled out of Fist of The North Star.
User avatar #2542 to #2541 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (04/15/2015) [-]
That sounds awesome.
User avatar #2543 to #2542 - thechosentroll (04/15/2015) [-]
It is. It also isn't afraid to **** you over by throwing you into a high-level area if you take the wrong turn. I was exploring a dungeon when I found a mysterious pit where the locals were throwing down sacrifices to their god. I did what any sane person would do and jumped straight down. There was a dragon at the bottom. A dragon, which ate everyone. Now I'm trying to level everyone up and gear them up to go back down there and **** that scaly ************ up.
User avatar #2544 to #2543 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (04/15/2015) [-]
Swag
User avatar #2545 to #2544 - thechosentroll (04/15/2015) [-]
Not swag, fists. That's what my brand new monk - Dickpuncher, is for.
User avatar #2546 to #2545 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (04/15/2015) [-]
dickpuncher shall reign supreme.
#2535 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (04/09/2015) [-]
I wish we could talk more...
#2532 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (04/08/2015) [-]
Do you remember whatever happened to robot jones, or did that not air in your country?
User avatar #2533 to #2532 - thechosentroll (04/08/2015) [-]
Never aired and I haven't watched TV in years.
User avatar #2521 to #2520 - thechosentroll (04/02/2015) [-]
Gladly, but I have a ******** of exams these next couple of weeks and I can't really afford to have a murder investigation on my ass, so I'll pass. You could try hanging. It lacks the personal touch, but it achieves the same effect.
User avatar #2522 to #2521 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (04/02/2015) [-]
Why don't you look me in the eyes when we make love...
User avatar #2523 to #2522 - thechosentroll (04/02/2015) [-]
Because the only way to ignore the other persons' penis is doggy style.
User avatar #2524 to #2523 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (04/02/2015) [-]
so lets do that then
User avatar #2525 to #2524 - thechosentroll (04/02/2015) [-]
Wait, I think there's been a failure to communicate here. Are we RPing or just coming up with witty gay retorts? Because I'm doing the latter.
#2526 to #2525 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (04/02/2015) [-]
I'm fine with either.
I know you're not going to like hearing this, but I really think your personality is cute.
User avatar #2527 to #2526 - thechosentroll (04/02/2015) [-]
For the 80th time, I'm not a tsundere, I'm just a witty cynical cunt. We come a dime a dosin these days. I'm not an anime character. I'm not even trash.
User avatar #2528 to #2527 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (04/02/2015) [-]
I hate tsundere. I know you're not tsundere.
My point still stands.
User avatar #2529 to #2528 - thechosentroll (04/02/2015) [-]
You have one skewed-ass definition of "cute".
User avatar #2531 to #2529 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (04/02/2015) [-]
hey hey.
User avatar #2530 to #2529 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (04/02/2015) [-]
:c
#2512 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (03/25/2015) [-]
Valentine: so yesterday
Valentine: I walked in on my mom
Valentine: dipping puffed cheetoes in marshmallow cream
Gary oak, Stevens universe, MMM: when you paused after walking in on your mom i figured that was going to take a much different turn
Valentine: And yet its still worse than what you expected me to say
User avatar #2513 to #2512 - thechosentroll (03/25/2015) [-]
Riveting tale, ol' chap.
#2514 to #2513 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (03/25/2015) [-]
Why?... Why would anyone do that...
User avatar #2515 to #2514 - thechosentroll (03/25/2015) [-]
I eat jalapenos with bread for breakfast. You're really asking the wrong person here.
User avatar #2516 to #2515 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (03/25/2015) [-]
That doesnt sound too bad.
#2476 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (03/17/2015) [-]
Hi.
User avatar #2502 to #2476 - thechosentroll (03/17/2015) [-]
Sorry, not nearly enough genocide or dark humor for my taste.
#2503 to #2502 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (03/17/2015) [-]
Not enough dark humor my ass...
User avatar #2504 to #2503 - thechosentroll (03/17/2015) [-]
Dark HUMOR.
#2505 to #2504 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (03/17/2015) [-]
I'm sorry what isn't funny about sneaking onto an aliens ship, and when he's only nice to you and just plays the piano you just ******* stab him?

Or how there are giant floating eyeballs and you can just stab them.
#2506 to #2505 - thechosentroll (03/17/2015) [-]
For starters, I could never bring myself to stab V. Also, that's not how comedy works.
#2507 to #2506 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (03/17/2015) [-]
He's not V, he's seccom masada sensei.
I need to rewatch V.
User avatar #2508 to #2507 - thechosentroll (03/17/2015) [-]
You should. Great movie.
User avatar #2510 to #2509 - thechosentroll (03/17/2015) [-]
Well, that was boring and uninspired.
User avatar #2511 to #2510 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (03/17/2015) [-]
It was pretty ******* good.
#2477 to #2476 - thechosentroll (03/17/2015) [-]
Can't talk. Exam in half an hour. Came on for a bit to distract myself from impending academic doom. Have to go now. Try again tomorrow if I'm still alive. K. Bye.
#2478 to #2477 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (03/17/2015) [-]
good luck.
#2479 to #2478 - thechosentroll (03/17/2015) [-]
Literally every question where I had to take a guess was wrong. Me and luck don't get along. Got a C, then got worked half to death during an exercise. Sup?
#2480 to #2479 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (03/17/2015) [-]
At least you got a C.
I beat SDR2 yesterday so I don't know what to play next.
#2481 to #2480 - thechosentroll (03/17/2015) [-]
Just do what I do and play strategy games that take 500 hours to finish a single campaign. You never get that feeling of "Now it's over, what do I do with my life?". You get a feeling of "Dear mother of **** , I can't believe it's finally over.". Tried Total War: Rome 2. It was **** , so I decided to try Total War: Rome instead. Incredibly fun. War dogs are the best thing ever. My war dogs see so much action they've got more experience than most of my other troops. They're so good now that just one unit of my furry little bundles of death and bloodlust sends half the enemy army running in fear. Serves those filthy barbarians right for thinking they could **** with me.
#2482 to #2481 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (03/17/2015) [-]
I don't really like games like that.   
I want to find more weeb games.   
I still need to beat persona 4 but i don't really feel like it right now.
I don't really like games like that.
I want to find more weeb games.
I still need to beat persona 4 but i don't really feel like it right now.
#2483 to #2482 - thechosentroll (03/17/2015) [-]
Aw come on, who doesn't like a bit of wholesome nationalist genocide? There's always Shogun 2. That's japanese. You and your husbando can conquer Japan. It's kind of bad compared to earlier Total War games, but it's fun.
User avatar #2487 to #2483 - compared (03/17/2015) [-]
Thanks for using a comparison, hope you have a fantastic day!
#2484 to #2483 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (03/17/2015) [-]
None of this is what I asked for.

Maybe I should get some erogue visual novels.
User avatar #2485 to #2484 - thechosentroll (03/17/2015) [-]
Eroge visual novels about genocide?
#2486 to #2485 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (03/17/2015) [-]
Maybe my next priority should be to find a ******* goddamn crack for FL studio.
User avatar #2489 to #2488 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (03/17/2015) [-]
Isn't isohunt unreliable and unsafe?
User avatar #2490 to #2489 - thechosentroll (03/17/2015) [-]
I dunno. I've never had issues with it. Also, if it has that little green tick next to the name, it means it's verified as a safe and working torrent.
User avatar #2491 to #2490 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (03/17/2015) [-]
Hmm.. thank you.
User avatar #2492 to #2491 - thechosentroll (03/17/2015) [-]
I aim to please. Except when I don't.
#2493 to #2492 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (03/17/2015) [-]
We should watch anime together.

You should also play yumme nikki.
#2495 to #2493 - thechosentroll (03/17/2015) [-]
Wait, **** , wrong image. This.
#2498 to #2495 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (03/17/2015) [-]
Its madotsuki. She's the character you play as.
The games name directly translates to dream diary.
You spend your time going through this girls ****** up imagination finding "effects"

It's a pretty open world rpg too. Its mostly sightseeing and exploring, but there are a few puzzles to complete in it.
User avatar #2500 to #2498 - thechosentroll (03/17/2015) [-]
Not really my cup of tea.
User avatar #2501 to #2500 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (03/17/2015) [-]
:c
#2494 to #2493 - thechosentroll (03/17/2015) [-]
Why does one of the characters look like this?
#2499 to #2497 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (03/17/2015) [-]
Madotsuki.
#2442 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (03/09/2015) [-]
Bang
User avatar #2470 to #2442 - thechosentroll (03/09/2015) [-]
Yes, but does Gragas stun people by purping at them so hard it creates a shockwave? Didn't think so.

Hi-Rez: 1
Rito: 0
User avatar #2472 to #2471 - thechosentroll (03/09/2015) [-]
That's Cr1tikal. He could comment on paint drying and it'd be the best thing ever. It doesn't count.
User avatar #2473 to #2472 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (03/09/2015) [-]
He's so good.
DId you watch the jontron one?
User avatar #2474 to #2473 - thechosentroll (03/09/2015) [-]
I'm not sure. Probably not. Also, I have to go. Could be gone somewhere between 30 minutes and forever. Bye.
User avatar #2475 to #2474 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (03/09/2015) [-]
b-but I linked the jontron one earlier...
#2444 to #2443 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (03/09/2015) [-]
So how's it going?
User avatar #2445 to #2444 - thechosentroll (03/09/2015) [-]
Good, just came back from a 3-hour lecture. One of our most important ones. Out of 120 people who were supposed to be there, only 20 or so stayed until the end. I feel like I won't have many classmates left next year. Kind of OK with that.
#2447 to #2445 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (03/09/2015) [-]
Hey maybe if enough people leave your school the administration board will lock it up with steel plates so no more can escape and you can be part of a killing game too!
User avatar #2450 to #2447 - thechosentroll (03/09/2015) [-]
University, not school, and they already do that. It's called finals. We had 8 casualties on the first finals and by the looks of things the next two are going to be even worse. Can't say about the remaining 5. In any case, there won't be many of us left for the final finals.
User avatar #2451 to #2450 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (03/09/2015) [-]
University IS school! So when do you start killing people?
User avatar #2453 to #2451 - thechosentroll (03/09/2015) [-]
Not anytime soon, I hope. Still, you never know. Also, is it me or did it get a bit gayer in here?
#2455 to #2453 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (03/09/2015) [-]
Suddenly pink!
I like pink...
User avatar #2446 to #2445 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (03/09/2015) [-]
I see.
I have played so much dangan ronpa recently...
My first playthrough had probably 60 hours of gameplay
and now I'm on SDR2 and I'm like 15 hours in and the second murder just barely happened.
Its amazing how much gameplay there is here.
#2448 to #2446 - thechosentroll (03/09/2015) [-]
>60 hours
>So much gameplay

I'm sure that's impressive, but I've spent over 2000 hours (and counting) playing unmodded Dwarf Fortress. Pardon me if I'm not so impressed. I'm playing Prison Architect right now. ****** fun.
#2449 to #2448 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (03/09/2015) [-]
60 hours is a lot for one play-through of a game with a mostly linear story.

Games that rely on RNG, or multiple endings, or other various methods of expanding gameplay, thats natural. But this game has like 60 hours of RAW STORYLINE!
#2452 to #2449 - thechosentroll (03/09/2015) [-]
So does Dwarf Fortress and technically I'm still on my first play-through. Every fortress is basically a new story and boy do I have some. There's the story of how a goblin became the king of all elves, how a scrawnly 12-yearold girl, who was so tiny she had to dialwield a dagger became my deadliest warrior, the time a female minotaur ****** a goblin to death, the many adventures of Ast the Iron-Willed and her son Urist the Swift and Stabby, there's a murder mystery every time a vampire sneaks into my fort, starts killing dwarves and blaming other dwarves for the murders. Heck, it even has the Dangan Rump-a fun executions every time I get a new noble. Nobles are little bitches, who want exotic goods like a solid gold dildo or a scepter made of the bones of a fallen god. Since, naturally, no one can really make those, they get pissy and start throwing my best craftsmen in prison. To prevent this, every time I get a new noble, I get rid of them. Always fin deaths. Throwing them down a volcano, launching them into space, throwing them into a cage full of angry ravens, who peck their eyes and skin off, sending them against an invading army wearing nothing but their underwear, waterboarding, decapitations, disembowelments, vivisections, getting eaten by a troll. Fun times.
#2454 to #2452 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (03/09/2015) [-]
I'll be honest... that sounds cool...

BUT YOU SHOULD TOTALLY PLAY THE FIRST DANGAN RONPA
User avatar #2456 to #2454 - thechosentroll (03/09/2015) [-]
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh, it's on my " **** to play when I get bored of current **** " list.
User avatar #2457 to #2456 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (03/09/2015) [-]
doitdoitdoit
User avatar #2458 to #2457 - thechosentroll (03/09/2015) [-]
I'm currently playing Prison Architect, SMITE, War Thunder The Sims 3 and Mount & Blade: Warband all at the same time. I couldn't fit it into my schedule right now even if I wanted to.
#2459 to #2458 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (03/09/2015) [-]
you gave up league for smite? you disgust me.

Look at my grandmas dog.
#2460 to #2459 - thechosentroll (03/09/2015) [-]
**** you, SMITE is awesome and that dog looks like a deer and a rat got drunk and 9 months later that thing was born.
#2461 to #2460 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (03/09/2015) [-]
It's a reindeer chihuehue!
Also if I played smite, I'd definitely play as the character you posted just now. I ALWAYS forget her name though.
#2462 to #2461 - thechosentroll (03/09/2015) [-]
Scylla - the almighty lord of death and destruction. www.youtube.com/watch?v=kIlDlfex1i8   
   
I sing this during teamfights. www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9FImc2LOr8 I once managed to get a quadrakill with her against a 3-man team. That's just how powerful she is.
Scylla - the almighty lord of death and destruction. www.youtube.com/watch?v=kIlDlfex1i8

I sing this during teamfights. www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9FImc2LOr8 I once managed to get a quadrakill with her against a 3-man team. That's just how powerful she is.
User avatar #2463 to #2462 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (03/09/2015) [-]
I used to play ziggs and slam dunk people by launching myself in the air with my W and Qing before I land.
It was the jamminest.
But she is really cool.
We should watch shows together sometime! Movie night!
User avatar #2466 to #2465 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (03/09/2015) [-]
He's basically gragas.
User avatar #2467 to #2466 - thechosentroll (03/09/2015) [-]
No, Gragas is basically Bacchus. Gragas is based on Bacchus, in the same way Nasus is based on Anubis, Azir on Ra, Renekton of Sobek, Pantheon on Ares, Leona on Athena and so on and so on. Quite a few LoL champs are based on gods.
#2468 to #2467 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (03/09/2015) [-]
Yeah but as far as game comparisons go, LoL did it before smite I think.
User avatar #2464 to #2463 - thechosentroll (03/09/2015) [-]
If you want slamming, you go with Bacchus www.youtube.com/watch?v=YDO-GFjaWd
#2419 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (03/07/2015) [-]
Hi again..
User avatar #2440 to #2419 - thechosentroll (03/07/2015) [-]
Ditto, but sadly I can't do it every day.
User avatar #2441 to #2440 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (03/07/2015) [-]
I like talking to you though..
User avatar #2420 to #2419 - thechosentroll (03/07/2015) [-]
What is it this time?
User avatar #2421 to #2420 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (03/07/2015) [-]
I want company.
User avatar #2422 to #2421 - thechosentroll (03/07/2015) [-]
Get a dog.
User avatar #2423 to #2422 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (03/07/2015) [-]
I have a dog.
User avatar #2424 to #2423 - thechosentroll (03/07/2015) [-]
Then spend some time with that dog. Non-human interaction is a very rewarding thing, which purely coincidentally reduces your interaction with me.
#2425 to #2424 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (03/07/2015) [-]
I spend lots of time with my dog. He's a small dog. He sits at my fit when I use the computer, he sleeps alongside me when I go to bed, he sits on my lap when I sit on the couch with my vita.
User avatar #2426 to #2425 - thechosentroll (03/07/2015) [-]
Yeah, fairly standard canine behavior.
User avatar #2427 to #2426 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (03/07/2015) [-]
Yes. I want a person to cuddle a lot of the time.
User avatar #2428 to #2427 - thechosentroll (03/07/2015) [-]
Well, good luck with that.
User avatar #2429 to #2428 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (03/07/2015) [-]
Someday.
But for now talking to you is ok.
User avatar #2430 to #2429 - thechosentroll (03/07/2015) [-]
Do we even have anything to talk about? Cause I've got nothing. My life has been the same monotonous bore for the past 5 months.
#2431 to #2430 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (03/07/2015) [-]
So has mine but thats ok. I don't like change much.
User avatar #2432 to #2431 - thechosentroll (03/07/2015) [-]
Me neither, but I don't like mindnumbing boredom either.
User avatar #2433 to #2432 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (03/07/2015) [-]
We should do something fun together sometime.
User avatar #2434 to #2433 - thechosentroll (03/07/2015) [-]
Like what?
User avatar #2435 to #2434 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (03/07/2015) [-]
games and stuff. Or talking over skype. I don't know exactly.
Just talking in general is fine.
User avatar #2436 to #2435 - thechosentroll (03/07/2015) [-]
Honestly, talking to people's seeming less and less appealing with each passing day.
User avatar #2437 to #2436 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (03/07/2015) [-]
But you like talking to me!
User avatar #2438 to #2437 - thechosentroll (03/07/2015) [-]
I don't really like talking to anyone anymore. All day every day, all I hear is talking. People talking to me, people talking around me, professors explaining stuff, students talking about random **** , random people talking about random things. Everywhere I go, it's just constant talking, sometimes hundreds of people at the same time. I'm starting to really appreciate the few moments of silence I get.
#2439 to #2438 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (03/07/2015) [-]
Well... I like limited contact with people... thats why I spend all day at home...
#2374 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (03/06/2015) [-]
hi..
User avatar #2415 to #2374 - thechosentroll (03/07/2015) [-]
I stared at my screen for 2 minutes and not a single thought went through my head. This probably means it's time I went to bread. Good night. And, seriously, if you're constantly lonely, try finding people from different time zones, so there's always someone available.
User avatar #2416 to #2415 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (03/07/2015) [-]
Nighty.
User avatar #2418 to #2417 - thechosentroll (03/07/2015) [-]
Night* Or maybe nigh. I dunno. SLEEP IS NIGH!
User avatar #2395 to #2374 - thechosentroll (03/07/2015) [-]
And that's why you should find more people to talk to.
User avatar #2396 to #2395 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (03/07/2015) [-]
But I like talking to you...
User avatar #2397 to #2396 - thechosentroll (03/07/2015) [-]
And I have no idea why. Also, I'm either having deja vu or we've already done this.
#2398 to #2397 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (03/07/2015) [-]
Plus height difference is a cute thing.
If we were friends in person and we were out in public lots of people would find it cute I think.
User avatar #2399 to #2398 - thechosentroll (03/07/2015) [-]
I swear, if you try to turn this into shipping, I will personally fly to wherever the **** you live and slap your **** .
#2400 to #2399 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (03/07/2015) [-]
You can't deny that its true though.. you're well over a foot taller than me...
User avatar #2401 to #2400 - thechosentroll (03/07/2015) [-]
I'm well over a foot taller than quite a few people. My best friend was only a bit taller than you.
#2402 to #2401 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (03/07/2015) [-]
Well... Still...
User avatar #2403 to #2402 - thechosentroll (03/07/2015) [-]
It's 2:18AM, I can hardly feel my brain and you're trying (and failing) to make me question my sexual orientation. I think now would be a good time to end this conversation.
#2404 to #2403 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (03/07/2015) [-]
This is the opposite of what I wanted.
User avatar #2405 to #2404 - thechosentroll (03/07/2015) [-]
Better men than you have tried to make me gay. None have succeeded.
#2406 to #2405 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (03/07/2015) [-]
Why don't any tall people like me..
User avatar #2407 to #2406 - thechosentroll (03/07/2015) [-]
Because you try to casually seduce straight guys? Also, how many tall people do you even know?
#2408 to #2407 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (03/07/2015) [-]
A good amount actually.
You're the tallest that I still talk to though.
User avatar #2409 to #2408 - thechosentroll (03/07/2015) [-]
Still, maybe you should occasionally try to talk to other people as well. Maybe women for a change. It's like talking to men, except the advances may work on them.
#2410 to #2409 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (03/07/2015) [-]
I know a couple girls who are 6'5"
User avatar #2411 to #2410 - thechosentroll (03/07/2015) [-]
PERFECT! Go ask them to crush you to death.
#2412 to #2411 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (03/07/2015) [-]
Idun wanna die
User avatar #2413 to #2412 - thechosentroll (03/07/2015) [-]
Then just.........uhm.................. something something doggystyle. I dunno. Ugh, I'm too tired to come up with a proper sex joke.
User avatar #2414 to #2413 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (03/07/2015) [-]
Heh
User avatar #2375 to #2374 - thechosentroll (03/06/2015) [-]
Is it me or do we both suffer from a distinct lack of friends? Then again, it could just be the sleep deprivation talking. Sup?
#2376 to #2375 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (03/06/2015) [-]
I'm your friend.
#2377 to #2376 - thechosentroll (03/06/2015) [-]
Yeah, that's not a good thing. There's only two types of people who want to be friends with me and both are kind of bad. You should probably look for better friends.
#2378 to #2377 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (03/06/2015) [-]
But I like you...
User avatar #2379 to #2378 - thechosentroll (03/06/2015) [-]
I doubt I'll ever truly understand why. Still, don't you have better internet friends? You know, ones that occasionally act friendly? People actually like you. I doubt there isn't someone on the list who's a decent conversationalist.
User avatar #2380 to #2379 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (03/06/2015) [-]
I don't think I'm as liked as you think I am.
User avatar #2381 to #2380 - thechosentroll (03/06/2015) [-]
You're non-threatening, friendly, clingy and almost always available. You're the human version of a ******* puppy. You'd have to actively try in order to be disliked by most people.
#2382 to #2381 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (03/06/2015) [-]
I have a lot of people that dislike me when I don't even do anything wrong...
User avatar #2383 to #2382 - thechosentroll (03/06/2015) [-]
Yeah, that's normal. Some people are just like that. Heck, I'm like that most of the time.
User avatar #2384 to #2383 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (03/06/2015) [-]
a friend of mine called me a liar and stopped talking to me because I was playing a game...
User avatar #2385 to #2384 - thechosentroll (03/06/2015) [-]
Is he by any chance 12?
User avatar #2386 to #2385 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (03/06/2015) [-]
23...
User avatar #2387 to #2386 - thechosentroll (03/06/2015) [-]
**** . How the hell'd that even happen?
User avatar #2388 to #2387 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (03/06/2015) [-]
He was dating a friend of mine...
they had a bad breakup..
he invited me to a game when I was already playing a game with his ex
I told him that and he called me a liar, called me autistic, and removed me..
User avatar #2389 to #2388 - thechosentroll (03/06/2015) [-]
Ooooooooooooooh. You should have mentioned the ex part. Yeah, that sort of thing tends to happen after a break-up. I try to stay as faaaaaaaaaaaaaar away from broken up couples as possible for at least a month. They're pretty unstable. There's only two things I've seen make a grown-ass man cry like a little girl - a break-up and The Green Mile.
#2390 to #2389 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (03/06/2015) [-]
But I didn't do anything...
I was nice to both of them...
I even bought him gifts when I had money...
User avatar #2391 to #2390 - thechosentroll (03/06/2015) [-]
A broken heart overrides a working brain. Doesn't matter if you were his best friend. If you're there when he's hurt and looking for someone take his pain and frustration out on, it'll probably be you.
User avatar #2392 to #2391 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (03/06/2015) [-]
We should talk more often.
User avatar #2393 to #2392 - thechosentroll (03/06/2015) [-]
I speak with you more often than I speak with my parents and classmates.
#2394 to #2393 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (03/07/2015) [-]
But a lot of the time I get lonely..
#2369 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (03/06/2015) [-]
Danganronpa good game.
Danganronpa good game.
User avatar #2370 to #2369 - thechosentroll (03/06/2015) [-]
Wasn't that the one with the bear and the creative murders?
User avatar #2372 to #2371 - thechosentroll (03/06/2015) [-]
I'm gonna be honest. When I saw that pic I let out a deep sigh, because I realized which character's your favorite. You're consistent, I'll give you that.
#2373 to #2372 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (03/06/2015) [-]
In the show he was my favorite, but there was a lot more character development in the game.

That being said, baconhands is my favorite.
User avatar #2368 to #2367 - thechosentroll (03/01/2015) [-]
Only on for 2 minutes. Can't talk now. Won't be able to for maybe 2 days. Please leave a message after the beep. BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP
User avatar #2369 to #2368 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (03/01/2015) [-]
:c
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