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#9 - That's because all your candidates were idiots.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/28/2015 on American elections -1
#36 - anonymous (03/29/2015) [-]
agreed, what's the point in voting when both sides blow huge dick...-_-
#1134982 - Wouldn't really win, cause she'd keep stitching up the fallen … 03/28/2015 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
#6 - Well, yeah. It's one of the few professions that requires you …  [+] (2 new replies) 03/28/2015 on programmers +127
User avatar #8 - tuchux (03/28/2015) [-]
don't be silly that would end in overflow.
User avatar #38 - xtian (03/28/2015) [-]
Only if you wrote it right.
#8 - Mjölkia.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/28/2015 on Weapons +163
#26 - anonymous (03/29/2015) [-]
#18 - Kind of surprised it didn't spell out "The Game". 03/28/2015 on Aww yissss 0
#15 - "We just checked and it tastes like plastic." …  [+] (6 new replies) 03/28/2015 on The Banana Bunker +1043
User avatar #138 - jibb (03/29/2015) [-]
It is truly amazing how someone laughing at a joke can reach a thousand fucking thumbs.
TumblrJunk
User avatar #139 - thechosentroll (03/29/2015) [-]
Yeah, I have no fucking idea how this happened. I crack a joke, I get 20 thumbs. I say something random and unfunny and I get 1000. This site is weird.
User avatar #142 - moetron (03/29/2015) [-]
The psychology of the green thumb.
#141 - anonymous (03/29/2015) [-]
probably thumbed because they agree that this person deserves a raise
User avatar #140 - megatheman (03/29/2015) [-]
Maybe it's because you were...

chosen
#113 - anonymous (03/29/2015) [-]
They got a few of you raised, Chosen. Enjoying a healthy diet will make sure all of you grow healthy, strong, and happily satisfied(Your banana will be too!).
#49 - The original was about how Doom keeps blasting holes through w… 03/28/2015 on Spidey Sense +1
#98 - Well, they tried it in China and it failed, so I doubt it'll work now. 03/28/2015 on The 1% +2
#378882 - You've never regulared the *********** board, then? 03/28/2015 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#378881 - It's even worse when it's about a genre of music you like. For… 03/28/2015 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#378877 - I actually remember some of those. 03/28/2015 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#378876 - Yeah, just look slightly below.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/28/2015 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #378879 - semenslurpinglily (03/28/2015) [-]
You too for calling him out here.
#378873 - No, I never bothered saving it or anything. Why the **** …  [+] (5 new replies) 03/28/2015 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #378874 - posttwo (03/28/2015) [-]
User avatar #378880 - EdwardNigma (03/28/2015) [-]
This is the gayest fucking thing I have ever seen you do.
User avatar #378882 - thechosentroll (03/28/2015) [-]
You've never regulared the horsefucker board, then?
User avatar #378878 - semenslurpinglily (03/28/2015) [-]
Thanks dude.
User avatar #378877 - thechosentroll (03/28/2015) [-]
I actually remember some of those.
#378864 - Eh, like that matters. Phanacts' dick is still floating around…  [+] (10 new replies) 03/28/2015 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #378869 - volero (03/28/2015) [-]
I wouldn't care if my penis was, but my face is kind of sketchy.
User avatar #378865 - semenslurpinglily (03/28/2015) [-]
I never saw it actually.
Do you have a link? For a friend.
User avatar #378876 - thechosentroll (03/28/2015) [-]
Yeah, just look slightly below.
User avatar #378879 - semenslurpinglily (03/28/2015) [-]
You too for calling him out here.
User avatar #378873 - thechosentroll (03/28/2015) [-]
No, I never bothered saving it or anything. Why the fuck would I? It's a pretty normal slightly below average dick with an orange tint, because of Phans' shitty lighting. Ask posttwo if he still has any. If I recall correctly he made a whole site dedicated to that dick.
User avatar #378874 - posttwo (03/28/2015) [-]
User avatar #378880 - EdwardNigma (03/28/2015) [-]
This is the gayest fucking thing I have ever seen you do.
User avatar #378882 - thechosentroll (03/28/2015) [-]
You've never regulared the horsefucker board, then?
User avatar #378878 - semenslurpinglily (03/28/2015) [-]
Thanks dude.
User avatar #378877 - thechosentroll (03/28/2015) [-]
I actually remember some of those.
#87 - Scndinavia doesn't mean **** . Any system will work well…  [+] (6 new replies) 03/28/2015 on The 1% +5
User avatar #134 - satrenkotheone (03/28/2015) [-]
Foreigners don't wanna live here? That's a new one.
User avatar #138 - thechosentroll (03/28/2015) [-]
I'll rephrase. Non-kebab foreigners don't want to live there.
User avatar #139 - satrenkotheone (03/28/2015) [-]
Spot on there.

Glad I'm moving in a few years though.
User avatar #96 - heartbleed (03/28/2015) [-]
Just kill all the adults and brainwash the children?
User avatar #98 - thechosentroll (03/28/2015) [-]
Well, they tried it in China and it failed, so I doubt it'll work now.
User avatar #94 - friendlyanonymous (03/28/2015) [-]
I like you a lot. Keep being smart.
#97 - What justification do I need other than "If a human woman… 03/28/2015 on When weeaboos try to... 0
#18 - It's easy. When you wake up in the morning just pretend you're…  [+] (15 new replies) 03/28/2015 on mfw trying to get out of bed +58
User avatar #76 - captainprincess (03/29/2015) [-]
I tried that once and my head flooded with pressure and I had about 20 seconds of intense skull-agony
User avatar #139 - fulgrimventris (03/29/2015) [-]
you blacked out, same thing pilots experience when they pulled hard maneuvers.
the blood rushed down from your head because your heart wasnt ready to have to pump so hard.
User avatar #141 - captainprincess (03/29/2015) [-]
I would imagine blackouts to be less painful
User avatar #142 - fulgrimventris (03/29/2015) [-]
but they really fucking hurt. it's the blood leaving your brain and head to pool in your chest and legs. of course it hurts.
User avatar #143 - captainprincess (03/29/2015) [-]
wonderful
so I have to get up slowly or else a horribly agonizing blackout

so the "pretend it's late" plan is a bad idea
User avatar #145 - fulgrimventris (03/29/2015) [-]
nah, do it more often, your heart will get stronger
User avatar #146 - captainprincess (03/29/2015) [-]
so I have a weak heart then

Do I really want to face weeks of painful wake ups for that though
#147 - fulgrimventris (03/29/2015) [-]
I don't know, do you want to stop being a bitch?
#148 - captainprincess (03/29/2015) [-]
idunno man
being a bitch has it's own benefits
User avatar #42 - thebadspellir (03/29/2015) [-]
What if you wake up in the middle of the night, at like 3 in the morning or something? Do you still spring out?
User avatar #43 - thechosentroll (03/29/2015) [-]
Yes and it sucks, because I have a hard time falling asleep afterwards.
User avatar #27 - angelious (03/28/2015) [-]
at first i thought about doing this...but then again i suffer from sleeping disorder(english?) so i usually wake up at 4 o clock or so....
#37 - heydany (03/29/2015) [-]
I thought about it as well but I remembered I sleep on the top bed of a bunk bed so I would just bash my fucking head against the ceiling
#90 - darushiro (03/29/2015) [-]
Nothing wakes you up like a swift bash on the head
#36 - xyrik (03/28/2015) [-]
I don't get much sleep when I really need it, wake up like every 3 hours or so and it wasl ike that for the past 4 weeks
#84 - What we're going though now is a fairly common occurrence in h…  [+] (8 new replies) 03/28/2015 on The 1% +8
User avatar #85 - freddyhollensen (03/28/2015) [-]
Scandinavia
#87 - thechosentroll (03/28/2015) [-]
Scndinavia doesn't mean shit. Any system will work well if implemented there. Think about it. They have a low population density, living in a fairly geographically, culturally and economically isolated area. That is the geopolitical equivalent of a petri dish and the perfect place for socialism to work. Socialism is ruined by several things: radically differing opinions, large numbers of displeased people and outside influence. Most scandinavian countries lack all of those. I've yet to meet a scandinavian person who isn't 100% convinced that the nordic way is the only way, even if people get pissed, due to the low population density, it's hard for really massive protests and riots to happen and most foreigners don't want to live there, because no matter how high their standard of life is, it's still a frozen hellhole with nothing to do but drink. And if you ARE interested in that sort of thing, Russia offers that AND more much cheaper.

Also, technically they have pseudo-socialism. They're very much democratic in every way, they just have higher taxes, so the government plays a larger role in the distribution of funds. That's not actually socialism.
User avatar #134 - satrenkotheone (03/28/2015) [-]
Foreigners don't wanna live here? That's a new one.
User avatar #138 - thechosentroll (03/28/2015) [-]
I'll rephrase. Non-kebab foreigners don't want to live there.
User avatar #139 - satrenkotheone (03/28/2015) [-]
Spot on there.

Glad I'm moving in a few years though.
User avatar #96 - heartbleed (03/28/2015) [-]
Just kill all the adults and brainwash the children?
User avatar #98 - thechosentroll (03/28/2015) [-]
Well, they tried it in China and it failed, so I doubt it'll work now.
User avatar #94 - friendlyanonymous (03/28/2015) [-]
I like you a lot. Keep being smart.
#80 - Didn't her parents disinherit her? 03/28/2015 on The 1% +2
#13 - I used to have that problem, so I trained myself to reflexivel…  [+] (47 new replies) 03/28/2015 on mfw trying to get out of bed +530
User avatar #172 - llpanic (03/29/2015) [-]
i jst put the most annoying rooster alarm on my phone and then put it away from my bed so i need to run to shut the fucker up
User avatar #166 - zezenzerg (03/29/2015) [-]
I tried that. Forgot that i sleep in a bunkbed.
User avatar #155 - captnnorway (03/29/2015) [-]
I got a new alarm cloak a few years back and I still don't know how to put it on Snooze mode or whatever it's called. If I don't get out of bed immediatey, I'll most likely be late.
#137 - notwwlink (03/29/2015) [-]
Yup tried that this morning, woke up 6 am and unable to return to bed
#129 - anonymous (03/29/2015) [-]
Was a medic working on an ambulance for five years. Worked 24-hour shifts. Now I set my alarm to sound like the dispatch tones. Alarm goes off and I'm immediately awake.
User avatar #128 - edraham (03/29/2015) [-]
That's a fucking great idea. I'm blessed with a really good intern cloack (I always wake up at the same hour). I'm gonna do what you do, thanks!
User avatar #97 - keltainenlumi (03/29/2015) [-]
I did that when I was a kid, but had to stop because I started fainting.
User avatar #91 - zenler (03/29/2015) [-]
i remember at camp this random teacher went to scare a student awake. the student jumps up and then drop kicks the teacher
User avatar #88 - notafetus (03/29/2015) [-]
I too do this. but I'm the first to wake so that I may watch over them
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User avatar #73 - zuel (03/29/2015) [-]
I accidentally started doing this to turn off my alarm as fast as I could and became confused on some mornings after getting ready for school only to realize I was up hours early.
User avatar #70 - nagafever (03/29/2015) [-]
I did this when i was in school... now i just hit the snooze button every 5 minutes for 2 horus
User avatar #66 - demigodofmadness (03/29/2015) [-]
I couldn't do that. I wake up in a mostly dream state. If I had been playing games the night before, I'll often wake up thinking that me, my friends and my family have health bars.
User avatar #63 - enemyoftrn (03/29/2015) [-]
You must have some interesting story to tell, about your roomate and your waking habit.
User avatar #55 - jubnik (03/29/2015) [-]
i put my alarm clock on the other side of the room so i basicly do that anyway
User avatar #168 - greedtheavaricious (03/29/2015) [-]
I do that too, but I instantly go back to bed
#174 - hotschurl (03/29/2015) [-]
same fucking here. I have 2 alarm clocks, my radio and my smartphone (so 4 alarms in total), 2 of which i have to get up to turn them off. And i STILL oversleep at least once per week
#184 - gifsisgod (04/09/2015) [-]
I got like 12 alarms on my phone that rings every five min. and I still oversleep
#176 - greedtheavaricious (03/29/2015) [-]
My smarthphone can be used as three alarms, then there'y my laptop and my alarm clock. Five in total.

Laptop on table next to bed, smartphone charging over night on the other end of the room, alarm clock across the charger, also other side of the room.

Didn't even wake up once.
#44 - redbannerman (03/29/2015) [-]
I can, in a half asleep half awake state, jump out of my bed, hit my alarm's snooze button on the ground, rock backwards, and leap into my bed and be asleep within seconds. At one point I could do it while still unconscious.
#61 - anonymous (03/29/2015) [-]
I do the same every morning.
User avatar #45 - thechosentroll (03/29/2015) [-]
Maybe you should put your alarm clock on the other side of the room, so you can't do that.
#46 - redbannerman (03/29/2015) [-]
It IS on the other side of the room, goddamnit.


Send help.
User avatar #47 - thechosentroll (03/29/2015) [-]
Put some sort of obstacle between you an the clock. Either you'll trip, fall over and wake up or you'll just wake up. Either way, it gets the job done.
#49 - redbannerman (03/29/2015) [-]
Remember how I said I could do it asleep at one point? I had a keyboard and a fan and a chair between me and my alarm clock. Fucking blind monk'd that shit. Don't underestimate the power of lazy.
User avatar #50 - thechosentroll (03/29/2015) [-]
Oh no, I never underestimate it. I'm well aware of its' power. I remember one morning I heard my alarm go off, closed my eyes for a bit and next thing I knew it was 3 hours later in the middle of a lecture when I finally realized where I am and what's going on. I was on autopilot for hours. I'm not even sure if that's supposed to be physically possible.
User avatar #40 - gummybearwarrior (03/29/2015) [-]
do the same
I practically jump out of bed after my alarm gets the blood flowing
User avatar #30 - pringlord (03/28/2015) [-]
you mean positive side effect..
right?
#29 - thesweetscientist (03/28/2015) [-]
I just lost my shit, thank you.
User avatar #28 - europe (03/28/2015) [-]
Hehehe that poor guy
#15 - emperorskittles (03/28/2015) [-]
I need to learn that
User avatar #18 - thechosentroll (03/28/2015) [-]
It's easy. When you wake up in the morning just pretend you're late for something and act as you would in that situation. In a couple of weeks you start doing it automatically
User avatar #76 - captainprincess (03/29/2015) [-]
I tried that once and my head flooded with pressure and I had about 20 seconds of intense skull-agony
User avatar #139 - fulgrimventris (03/29/2015) [-]
you blacked out, same thing pilots experience when they pulled hard maneuvers.
the blood rushed down from your head because your heart wasnt ready to have to pump so hard.
User avatar #141 - captainprincess (03/29/2015) [-]
I would imagine blackouts to be less painful
User avatar #142 - fulgrimventris (03/29/2015) [-]
but they really fucking hurt. it's the blood leaving your brain and head to pool in your chest and legs. of course it hurts.
User avatar #143 - captainprincess (03/29/2015) [-]
wonderful
so I have to get up slowly or else a horribly agonizing blackout

so the "pretend it's late" plan is a bad idea
User avatar #145 - fulgrimventris (03/29/2015) [-]
nah, do it more often, your heart will get stronger
User avatar #146 - captainprincess (03/29/2015) [-]
so I have a weak heart then

Do I really want to face weeks of painful wake ups for that though
#147 - fulgrimventris (03/29/2015) [-]
I don't know, do you want to stop being a bitch?
#148 - captainprincess (03/29/2015) [-]
idunno man
being a bitch has it's own benefits
User avatar #42 - thebadspellir (03/29/2015) [-]
What if you wake up in the middle of the night, at like 3 in the morning or something? Do you still spring out?
User avatar #43 - thechosentroll (03/29/2015) [-]
Yes and it sucks, because I have a hard time falling asleep afterwards.
User avatar #27 - angelious (03/28/2015) [-]
at first i thought about doing this...but then again i suffer from sleeping disorder(english?) so i usually wake up at 4 o clock or so....
#37 - heydany (03/29/2015) [-]
I thought about it as well but I remembered I sleep on the top bed of a bunk bed so I would just bash my fucking head against the ceiling
#90 - darushiro (03/29/2015) [-]
Nothing wakes you up like a swift bash on the head
#36 - xyrik (03/28/2015) [-]
I don't get much sleep when I really need it, wake up like every 3 hours or so and it wasl ike that for the past 4 weeks
#114 - Or you could cosplay Master Roshy.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/28/2015 on Just stop 0
User avatar #165 - brolylssj (03/28/2015) [-]
Or King Bumi.
#23 - And my country's still the same. 03/28/2015 on The Europe Of Separatists 0
#27 - Jesus ******* Grohl, that is some Twoface **** r… 03/28/2015 on Idol without makeup 0
#81 - The **** are you talking about? The graph clearly shows…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/28/2015 on Men are so shallow 0
User avatar #82 - psydoc (03/28/2015) [-]
Fuuuuu. I blame the Norco. Surgery yesterday.
#78 - Some people don't consider college education all that importan…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/28/2015 on Men are so shallow -1
User avatar #80 - psydoc (03/28/2015) [-]
Apparently dick size is more important to these women in a "relationship" than a college education or having a job.
User avatar #81 - thechosentroll (03/28/2015) [-]
The fuck are you talking about? The graph clearly shows over two thirds of the women wouldn't go anywhere near an unemployed guy. Are you sure you're reading the graph right?
User avatar #82 - psydoc (03/28/2015) [-]
Fuuuuu. I blame the Norco. Surgery yesterday.

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User avatar #2547 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (04/17/2015) [-]
Hihi
#2549 to #2548 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (04/17/2015) [-]
I got gta 5 and stuff.
funnyjunk.com/Gta+v+snapshot/funny-pictures/5517400/56#56

Also I've got like gout or something. At first I thought my foot was slightly fractured so I went to go get xrays, but the xrays never got sent to the clinic after having them taken so yesterday was a big waste of time. But just from looking at it they don't think its broken. THey think I either have an infection or gout.
User avatar #2550 to #2549 - thechosentroll (04/17/2015) [-]
Break out the bone saw. Time to amputate.
User avatar #2551 to #2550 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (04/17/2015) [-]
Fug D:

So how are you?
User avatar #2552 to #2551 - thechosentroll (04/17/2015) [-]
Still playing Pillars of Eternity, killing time. Traveling later today. A friend has a birthday today and we decided to get a little group together. It amazes me how it only took a day for 12 people, living in 4 different cities, to get together, while it's been a year and I still can't get my uni classmates to go out for a drink or a coffee or some **** .
User avatar #2553 to #2552 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (04/17/2015) [-]
Well that sounds fun.
Sorry about your classmates though.
User avatar #2554 to #2553 - thechosentroll (04/17/2015) [-]
Eh, it's not like we're gonna be together for long. Half of them are already making arrangements to drop out or switch faculties. Turns out engineering degrees are hard. Who'd have thought?
#2555 to #2554 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (04/17/2015) [-]
Lord knows I don't have the patience for that.
Or even the intelligence.

You know growing up my family held my intelligence in such high regard, but the more I think about it, the more I feel I might be clinically retarded.
User avatar #2556 to #2555 - thechosentroll (04/17/2015) [-]
Judging by your taste in anime, it's very likely.
#2557 to #2556 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (04/17/2015) [-]
Are you dissing Kill Me Baby?
Its such a good show.

WHat other shows do you know that have a tsundere assassin and a perpetually stoned magic ninja scam artist?
User avatar #2558 to #2557 - thechosentroll (04/17/2015) [-]
I don't think I WANT to know about other shows with those things.
#2559 to #2558 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (04/17/2015) [-]
You're right, cause this one is all you need.

We should get together and watch shows and stuff over skype sometime.
User avatar #2560 to #2559 - thechosentroll (04/17/2015) [-]
I'd rather not turn into a weeb just yet.
User avatar #2561 to #2560 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (04/17/2015) [-]
It doesn't have to be anime but I can find us some good **** . You like the macabre and dark humor stuff and all that is right up my alley.
User avatar #2562 to #2561 - thechosentroll (04/17/2015) [-]
Eh, I'll pass. I haven't been in much of a mood for animu or even regular movies lately. No idea why. Mostly prefer mangos.
User avatar #2563 to #2562 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (04/17/2015) [-]
I have absolutely no idea what this is, but Im going to read it soon.
www.mangahere.co/manga/hitomi_sensei_no_hokenshitsu/c001/

As for now Im playing gta.
Playing gta is kinda making me sad though... Cause this one takes place in california and I've been to a lot of the places on the map so I miss my home :c
User avatar #2536 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (04/15/2015) [-]
Hello..
User avatar #2538 to #2537 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (04/15/2015) [-]
Warframe and such. you?
User avatar #2539 to #2538 - thechosentroll (04/15/2015) [-]
Pillars of Eternity is devouring my free time.
User avatar #2540 to #2539 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (04/15/2015) [-]
wuzzat
User avatar #2541 to #2540 - thechosentroll (04/15/2015) [-]
A classic RPG. No gimmicks, no pretentious storyline, no ******** about how it's the best thing ever. Just a classic RPG made with 2015 technology. Pretty damn fun. It plays a bit like Dragon Age: Origins, except it's more challenging and actually fun. Also, it allows you to dick around a lot more. Right now I'm working on making a rogue with a rifle, who fires so accurately that every hit's a critical and on a monk with such an absurd dexterity stat and attack speed that he looks like he crawled out of Fist of The North Star.
User avatar #2542 to #2541 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (04/15/2015) [-]
That sounds awesome.
User avatar #2543 to #2542 - thechosentroll (04/15/2015) [-]
It is. It also isn't afraid to **** you over by throwing you into a high-level area if you take the wrong turn. I was exploring a dungeon when I found a mysterious pit where the locals were throwing down sacrifices to their god. I did what any sane person would do and jumped straight down. There was a dragon at the bottom. A dragon, which ate everyone. Now I'm trying to level everyone up and gear them up to go back down there and **** that scaly ************ up.
User avatar #2544 to #2543 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (04/15/2015) [-]
Swag
User avatar #2545 to #2544 - thechosentroll (04/15/2015) [-]
Not swag, fists. That's what my brand new monk - Dickpuncher, is for.
User avatar #2546 to #2545 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (04/15/2015) [-]
dickpuncher shall reign supreme.
#2535 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (04/09/2015) [-]
I wish we could talk more...
#2532 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (04/08/2015) [-]
Do you remember whatever happened to robot jones, or did that not air in your country?
User avatar #2533 to #2532 - thechosentroll (04/08/2015) [-]
Never aired and I haven't watched TV in years.
User avatar #2521 to #2520 - thechosentroll (04/02/2015) [-]
Gladly, but I have a ******** of exams these next couple of weeks and I can't really afford to have a murder investigation on my ass, so I'll pass. You could try hanging. It lacks the personal touch, but it achieves the same effect.
User avatar #2522 to #2521 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (04/02/2015) [-]
Why don't you look me in the eyes when we make love...
User avatar #2523 to #2522 - thechosentroll (04/02/2015) [-]
Because the only way to ignore the other persons' penis is doggy style.
User avatar #2524 to #2523 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (04/02/2015) [-]
so lets do that then
User avatar #2525 to #2524 - thechosentroll (04/02/2015) [-]
Wait, I think there's been a failure to communicate here. Are we RPing or just coming up with witty gay retorts? Because I'm doing the latter.
#2526 to #2525 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (04/02/2015) [-]
I'm fine with either.
I know you're not going to like hearing this, but I really think your personality is cute.
User avatar #2527 to #2526 - thechosentroll (04/02/2015) [-]
For the 80th time, I'm not a tsundere, I'm just a witty cynical cunt. We come a dime a dosin these days. I'm not an anime character. I'm not even trash.
User avatar #2528 to #2527 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (04/02/2015) [-]
I hate tsundere. I know you're not tsundere.
My point still stands.
User avatar #2529 to #2528 - thechosentroll (04/02/2015) [-]
You have one skewed-ass definition of "cute".
User avatar #2531 to #2529 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (04/02/2015) [-]
hey hey.
User avatar #2530 to #2529 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (04/02/2015) [-]
:c
#2512 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (03/25/2015) [-]
Valentine: so yesterday
Valentine: I walked in on my mom
Valentine: dipping puffed cheetoes in marshmallow cream
Gary oak, Stevens universe, MMM: when you paused after walking in on your mom i figured that was going to take a much different turn
Valentine: And yet its still worse than what you expected me to say
User avatar #2513 to #2512 - thechosentroll (03/25/2015) [-]
Riveting tale, ol' chap.
#2514 to #2513 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (03/25/2015) [-]
Why?... Why would anyone do that...
User avatar #2515 to #2514 - thechosentroll (03/25/2015) [-]
I eat jalapenos with bread for breakfast. You're really asking the wrong person here.
User avatar #2516 to #2515 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (03/25/2015) [-]
That doesnt sound too bad.
#2476 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (03/17/2015) [-]
Hi.
User avatar #2502 to #2476 - thechosentroll (03/17/2015) [-]
Sorry, not nearly enough genocide or dark humor for my taste.
#2503 to #2502 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (03/17/2015) [-]
Not enough dark humor my ass...
User avatar #2504 to #2503 - thechosentroll (03/17/2015) [-]
Dark HUMOR.
#2505 to #2504 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (03/17/2015) [-]
I'm sorry what isn't funny about sneaking onto an aliens ship, and when he's only nice to you and just plays the piano you just ******* stab him?

Or how there are giant floating eyeballs and you can just stab them.
#2506 to #2505 - thechosentroll (03/17/2015) [-]
For starters, I could never bring myself to stab V. Also, that's not how comedy works.
#2507 to #2506 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (03/17/2015) [-]
He's not V, he's seccom masada sensei.
I need to rewatch V.
User avatar #2508 to #2507 - thechosentroll (03/17/2015) [-]
You should. Great movie.
User avatar #2510 to #2509 - thechosentroll (03/17/2015) [-]
Well, that was boring and uninspired.
User avatar #2511 to #2510 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (03/17/2015) [-]
It was pretty ******* good.
#2477 to #2476 - thechosentroll (03/17/2015) [-]
Can't talk. Exam in half an hour. Came on for a bit to distract myself from impending academic doom. Have to go now. Try again tomorrow if I'm still alive. K. Bye.
#2478 to #2477 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (03/17/2015) [-]
good luck.
#2479 to #2478 - thechosentroll (03/17/2015) [-]
Literally every question where I had to take a guess was wrong. Me and luck don't get along. Got a C, then got worked half to death during an exercise. Sup?
#2480 to #2479 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (03/17/2015) [-]
At least you got a C.
I beat SDR2 yesterday so I don't know what to play next.
#2481 to #2480 - thechosentroll (03/17/2015) [-]
Just do what I do and play strategy games that take 500 hours to finish a single campaign. You never get that feeling of "Now it's over, what do I do with my life?". You get a feeling of "Dear mother of **** , I can't believe it's finally over.". Tried Total War: Rome 2. It was **** , so I decided to try Total War: Rome instead. Incredibly fun. War dogs are the best thing ever. My war dogs see so much action they've got more experience than most of my other troops. They're so good now that just one unit of my furry little bundles of death and bloodlust sends half the enemy army running in fear. Serves those filthy barbarians right for thinking they could **** with me.
#2482 to #2481 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (03/17/2015) [-]
I don't really like games like that.   
I want to find more weeb games.   
I still need to beat persona 4 but i don't really feel like it right now.
I don't really like games like that.
I want to find more weeb games.
I still need to beat persona 4 but i don't really feel like it right now.
#2483 to #2482 - thechosentroll (03/17/2015) [-]
Aw come on, who doesn't like a bit of wholesome nationalist genocide? There's always Shogun 2. That's japanese. You and your husbando can conquer Japan. It's kind of bad compared to earlier Total War games, but it's fun.
User avatar #2487 to #2483 - compared (03/17/2015) [-]
Thanks for using a comparison, hope you have a fantastic day!
#2484 to #2483 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (03/17/2015) [-]
None of this is what I asked for.

Maybe I should get some erogue visual novels.
User avatar #2485 to #2484 - thechosentroll (03/17/2015) [-]
Eroge visual novels about genocide?
#2486 to #2485 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (03/17/2015) [-]
Maybe my next priority should be to find a ******* goddamn crack for FL studio.
User avatar #2489 to #2488 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (03/17/2015) [-]
Isn't isohunt unreliable and unsafe?
User avatar #2490 to #2489 - thechosentroll (03/17/2015) [-]
I dunno. I've never had issues with it. Also, if it has that little green tick next to the name, it means it's verified as a safe and working torrent.
User avatar #2491 to #2490 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (03/17/2015) [-]
Hmm.. thank you.
User avatar #2492 to #2491 - thechosentroll (03/17/2015) [-]
I aim to please. Except when I don't.
#2493 to #2492 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (03/17/2015) [-]
We should watch anime together.

You should also play yumme nikki.
#2495 to #2493 - thechosentroll (03/17/2015) [-]
Wait, **** , wrong image. This.
#2498 to #2495 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (03/17/2015) [-]
Its madotsuki. She's the character you play as.
The games name directly translates to dream diary.
You spend your time going through this girls ****** up imagination finding "effects"

It's a pretty open world rpg too. Its mostly sightseeing and exploring, but there are a few puzzles to complete in it.
User avatar #2500 to #2498 - thechosentroll (03/17/2015) [-]
Not really my cup of tea.
User avatar #2501 to #2500 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (03/17/2015) [-]
:c
#2494 to #2493 - thechosentroll (03/17/2015) [-]
Why does one of the characters look like this?
#2499 to #2497 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (03/17/2015) [-]
Madotsuki.
#2442 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (03/09/2015) [-]
Bang
User avatar #2470 to #2442 - thechosentroll (03/09/2015) [-]
Yes, but does Gragas stun people by purping at them so hard it creates a shockwave? Didn't think so.

Hi-Rez: 1
Rito: 0
User avatar #2472 to #2471 - thechosentroll (03/09/2015) [-]
That's Cr1tikal. He could comment on paint drying and it'd be the best thing ever. It doesn't count.
User avatar #2473 to #2472 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (03/09/2015) [-]
He's so good.
DId you watch the jontron one?
User avatar #2474 to #2473 - thechosentroll (03/09/2015) [-]
I'm not sure. Probably not. Also, I have to go. Could be gone somewhere between 30 minutes and forever. Bye.
User avatar #2475 to #2474 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (03/09/2015) [-]
b-but I linked the jontron one earlier...
#2444 to #2443 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (03/09/2015) [-]
So how's it going?
User avatar #2445 to #2444 - thechosentroll (03/09/2015) [-]
Good, just came back from a 3-hour lecture. One of our most important ones. Out of 120 people who were supposed to be there, only 20 or so stayed until the end. I feel like I won't have many classmates left next year. Kind of OK with that.
#2447 to #2445 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (03/09/2015) [-]
Hey maybe if enough people leave your school the administration board will lock it up with steel plates so no more can escape and you can be part of a killing game too!
User avatar #2450 to #2447 - thechosentroll (03/09/2015) [-]
University, not school, and they already do that. It's called finals. We had 8 casualties on the first finals and by the looks of things the next two are going to be even worse. Can't say about the remaining 5. In any case, there won't be many of us left for the final finals.
User avatar #2451 to #2450 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (03/09/2015) [-]
University IS school! So when do you start killing people?
User avatar #2453 to #2451 - thechosentroll (03/09/2015) [-]
Not anytime soon, I hope. Still, you never know. Also, is it me or did it get a bit gayer in here?
#2455 to #2453 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (03/09/2015) [-]
Suddenly pink!
I like pink...
User avatar #2446 to #2445 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (03/09/2015) [-]
I see.
I have played so much dangan ronpa recently...
My first playthrough had probably 60 hours of gameplay
and now I'm on SDR2 and I'm like 15 hours in and the second murder just barely happened.
Its amazing how much gameplay there is here.
#2448 to #2446 - thechosentroll (03/09/2015) [-]
>60 hours
>So much gameplay

I'm sure that's impressive, but I've spent over 2000 hours (and counting) playing unmodded Dwarf Fortress. Pardon me if I'm not so impressed. I'm playing Prison Architect right now. ****** fun.
#2449 to #2448 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (03/09/2015) [-]
60 hours is a lot for one play-through of a game with a mostly linear story.

Games that rely on RNG, or multiple endings, or other various methods of expanding gameplay, thats natural. But this game has like 60 hours of RAW STORYLINE!
#2452 to #2449 - thechosentroll (03/09/2015) [-]
So does Dwarf Fortress and technically I'm still on my first play-through. Every fortress is basically a new story and boy do I have some. There's the story of how a goblin became the king of all elves, how a scrawnly 12-yearold girl, who was so tiny she had to dialwield a dagger became my deadliest warrior, the time a female minotaur ****** a goblin to death, the many adventures of Ast the Iron-Willed and her son Urist the Swift and Stabby, there's a murder mystery every time a vampire sneaks into my fort, starts killing dwarves and blaming other dwarves for the murders. Heck, it even has the Dangan Rump-a fun executions every time I get a new noble. Nobles are little bitches, who want exotic goods like a solid gold dildo or a scepter made of the bones of a fallen god. Since, naturally, no one can really make those, they get pissy and start throwing my best craftsmen in prison. To prevent this, every time I get a new noble, I get rid of them. Always fin deaths. Throwing them down a volcano, launching them into space, throwing them into a cage full of angry ravens, who peck their eyes and skin off, sending them against an invading army wearing nothing but their underwear, waterboarding, decapitations, disembowelments, vivisections, getting eaten by a troll. Fun times.
#2454 to #2452 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (03/09/2015) [-]
I'll be honest... that sounds cool...

BUT YOU SHOULD TOTALLY PLAY THE FIRST DANGAN RONPA
User avatar #2456 to #2454 - thechosentroll (03/09/2015) [-]
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh, it's on my " **** to play when I get bored of current **** " list.
User avatar #2457 to #2456 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (03/09/2015) [-]
doitdoitdoit
User avatar #2458 to #2457 - thechosentroll (03/09/2015) [-]
I'm currently playing Prison Architect, SMITE, War Thunder The Sims 3 and Mount & Blade: Warband all at the same time. I couldn't fit it into my schedule right now even if I wanted to.
#2459 to #2458 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (03/09/2015) [-]
you gave up league for smite? you disgust me.

Look at my grandmas dog.
#2460 to #2459 - thechosentroll (03/09/2015) [-]
**** you, SMITE is awesome and that dog looks like a deer and a rat got drunk and 9 months later that thing was born.
#2461 to #2460 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (03/09/2015) [-]
It's a reindeer chihuehue!
Also if I played smite, I'd definitely play as the character you posted just now. I ALWAYS forget her name though.
#2462 to #2461 - thechosentroll (03/09/2015) [-]
Scylla - the almighty lord of death and destruction. www.youtube.com/watch?v=kIlDlfex1i8   
   
I sing this during teamfights. www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9FImc2LOr8 I once managed to get a quadrakill with her against a 3-man team. That's just how powerful she is.
Scylla - the almighty lord of death and destruction. www.youtube.com/watch?v=kIlDlfex1i8

I sing this during teamfights. www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9FImc2LOr8 I once managed to get a quadrakill with her against a 3-man team. That's just how powerful she is.
User avatar #2463 to #2462 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (03/09/2015) [-]
I used to play ziggs and slam dunk people by launching myself in the air with my W and Qing before I land.
It was the jamminest.
But she is really cool.
We should watch shows together sometime! Movie night!
User avatar #2466 to #2465 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (03/09/2015) [-]
He's basically gragas.
User avatar #2467 to #2466 - thechosentroll (03/09/2015) [-]
No, Gragas is basically Bacchus. Gragas is based on Bacchus, in the same way Nasus is based on Anubis, Azir on Ra, Renekton of Sobek, Pantheon on Ares, Leona on Athena and so on and so on. Quite a few LoL champs are based on gods.
#2468 to #2467 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (03/09/2015) [-]
Yeah but as far as game comparisons go, LoL did it before smite I think.
User avatar #2464 to #2463 - thechosentroll (03/09/2015) [-]
If you want slamming, you go with Bacchus www.youtube.com/watch?v=YDO-GFjaWd
#2419 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (03/07/2015) [-]
Hi again..
User avatar #2440 to #2419 - thechosentroll (03/07/2015) [-]
Ditto, but sadly I can't do it every day.
User avatar #2441 to #2440 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (03/07/2015) [-]
I like talking to you though..
User avatar #2420 to #2419 - thechosentroll (03/07/2015) [-]
What is it this time?
User avatar #2421 to #2420 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (03/07/2015) [-]
I want company.
User avatar #2422 to #2421 - thechosentroll (03/07/2015) [-]
Get a dog.
User avatar #2423 to #2422 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (03/07/2015) [-]
I have a dog.
User avatar #2424 to #2423 - thechosentroll (03/07/2015) [-]
Then spend some time with that dog. Non-human interaction is a very rewarding thing, which purely coincidentally reduces your interaction with me.
#2425 to #2424 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (03/07/2015) [-]
I spend lots of time with my dog. He's a small dog. He sits at my fit when I use the computer, he sleeps alongside me when I go to bed, he sits on my lap when I sit on the couch with my vita.
User avatar #2426 to #2425 - thechosentroll (03/07/2015) [-]
Yeah, fairly standard canine behavior.
User avatar #2427 to #2426 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (03/07/2015) [-]
Yes. I want a person to cuddle a lot of the time.
User avatar #2428 to #2427 - thechosentroll (03/07/2015) [-]
Well, good luck with that.
User avatar #2429 to #2428 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (03/07/2015) [-]
Someday.
But for now talking to you is ok.
User avatar #2430 to #2429 - thechosentroll (03/07/2015) [-]
Do we even have anything to talk about? Cause I've got nothing. My life has been the same monotonous bore for the past 5 months.
#2431 to #2430 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (03/07/2015) [-]
So has mine but thats ok. I don't like change much.
User avatar #2432 to #2431 - thechosentroll (03/07/2015) [-]
Me neither, but I don't like mindnumbing boredom either.
User avatar #2433 to #2432 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (03/07/2015) [-]
We should do something fun together sometime.
User avatar #2434 to #2433 - thechosentroll (03/07/2015) [-]
Like what?
User avatar #2435 to #2434 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (03/07/2015) [-]
games and stuff. Or talking over skype. I don't know exactly.
Just talking in general is fine.
User avatar #2436 to #2435 - thechosentroll (03/07/2015) [-]
Honestly, talking to people's seeming less and less appealing with each passing day.
User avatar #2437 to #2436 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (03/07/2015) [-]
But you like talking to me!
User avatar #2438 to #2437 - thechosentroll (03/07/2015) [-]
I don't really like talking to anyone anymore. All day every day, all I hear is talking. People talking to me, people talking around me, professors explaining stuff, students talking about random **** , random people talking about random things. Everywhere I go, it's just constant talking, sometimes hundreds of people at the same time. I'm starting to really appreciate the few moments of silence I get.
#2439 to #2438 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (03/07/2015) [-]
Well... I like limited contact with people... thats why I spend all day at home...
#2374 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (03/06/2015) [-]
hi..
User avatar #2415 to #2374 - thechosentroll (03/07/2015) [-]
I stared at my screen for 2 minutes and not a single thought went through my head. This probably means it's time I went to bread. Good night. And, seriously, if you're constantly lonely, try finding people from different time zones, so there's always someone available.
User avatar #2416 to #2415 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (03/07/2015) [-]
Nighty.
User avatar #2418 to #2417 - thechosentroll (03/07/2015) [-]
Night* Or maybe nigh. I dunno. SLEEP IS NIGH!
User avatar #2395 to #2374 - thechosentroll (03/07/2015) [-]
And that's why you should find more people to talk to.
User avatar #2396 to #2395 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (03/07/2015) [-]
But I like talking to you...
User avatar #2397 to #2396 - thechosentroll (03/07/2015) [-]
And I have no idea why. Also, I'm either having deja vu or we've already done this.
#2398 to #2397 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (03/07/2015) [-]
Plus height difference is a cute thing.
If we were friends in person and we were out in public lots of people would find it cute I think.
User avatar #2399 to #2398 - thechosentroll (03/07/2015) [-]
I swear, if you try to turn this into shipping, I will personally fly to wherever the **** you live and slap your **** .
#2400 to #2399 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (03/07/2015) [-]
You can't deny that its true though.. you're well over a foot taller than me...
User avatar #2401 to #2400 - thechosentroll (03/07/2015) [-]
I'm well over a foot taller than quite a few people. My best friend was only a bit taller than you.
#2402 to #2401 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (03/07/2015) [-]
Well... Still...
User avatar #2403 to #2402 - thechosentroll (03/07/2015) [-]
It's 2:18AM, I can hardly feel my brain and you're trying (and failing) to make me question my sexual orientation. I think now would be a good time to end this conversation.
#2404 to #2403 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (03/07/2015) [-]
This is the opposite of what I wanted.
User avatar #2405 to #2404 - thechosentroll (03/07/2015) [-]
Better men than you have tried to make me gay. None have succeeded.
#2406 to #2405 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (03/07/2015) [-]
Why don't any tall people like me..
User avatar #2407 to #2406 - thechosentroll (03/07/2015) [-]
Because you try to casually seduce straight guys? Also, how many tall people do you even know?
#2408 to #2407 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (03/07/2015) [-]
A good amount actually.
You're the tallest that I still talk to though.
User avatar #2409 to #2408 - thechosentroll (03/07/2015) [-]
Still, maybe you should occasionally try to talk to other people as well. Maybe women for a change. It's like talking to men, except the advances may work on them.
#2410 to #2409 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (03/07/2015) [-]
I know a couple girls who are 6'5"
User avatar #2411 to #2410 - thechosentroll (03/07/2015) [-]
PERFECT! Go ask them to crush you to death.
#2412 to #2411 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (03/07/2015) [-]
Idun wanna die
User avatar #2413 to #2412 - thechosentroll (03/07/2015) [-]
Then just.........uhm.................. something something doggystyle. I dunno. Ugh, I'm too tired to come up with a proper sex joke.
User avatar #2414 to #2413 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (03/07/2015) [-]
Heh
User avatar #2375 to #2374 - thechosentroll (03/06/2015) [-]
Is it me or do we both suffer from a distinct lack of friends? Then again, it could just be the sleep deprivation talking. Sup?
#2376 to #2375 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (03/06/2015) [-]
I'm your friend.
#2377 to #2376 - thechosentroll (03/06/2015) [-]
Yeah, that's not a good thing. There's only two types of people who want to be friends with me and both are kind of bad. You should probably look for better friends.
#2378 to #2377 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (03/06/2015) [-]
But I like you...
User avatar #2379 to #2378 - thechosentroll (03/06/2015) [-]
I doubt I'll ever truly understand why. Still, don't you have better internet friends? You know, ones that occasionally act friendly? People actually like you. I doubt there isn't someone on the list who's a decent conversationalist.
User avatar #2380 to #2379 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (03/06/2015) [-]
I don't think I'm as liked as you think I am.
User avatar #2381 to #2380 - thechosentroll (03/06/2015) [-]
You're non-threatening, friendly, clingy and almost always available. You're the human version of a ******* puppy. You'd have to actively try in order to be disliked by most people.
#2382 to #2381 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (03/06/2015) [-]
I have a lot of people that dislike me when I don't even do anything wrong...
User avatar #2383 to #2382 - thechosentroll (03/06/2015) [-]
Yeah, that's normal. Some people are just like that. Heck, I'm like that most of the time.
User avatar #2384 to #2383 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (03/06/2015) [-]
a friend of mine called me a liar and stopped talking to me because I was playing a game...
User avatar #2385 to #2384 - thechosentroll (03/06/2015) [-]
Is he by any chance 12?
User avatar #2386 to #2385 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (03/06/2015) [-]
23...
User avatar #2387 to #2386 - thechosentroll (03/06/2015) [-]
**** . How the hell'd that even happen?
User avatar #2388 to #2387 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (03/06/2015) [-]
He was dating a friend of mine...
they had a bad breakup..
he invited me to a game when I was already playing a game with his ex
I told him that and he called me a liar, called me autistic, and removed me..
User avatar #2389 to #2388 - thechosentroll (03/06/2015) [-]
Ooooooooooooooh. You should have mentioned the ex part. Yeah, that sort of thing tends to happen after a break-up. I try to stay as faaaaaaaaaaaaaar away from broken up couples as possible for at least a month. They're pretty unstable. There's only two things I've seen make a grown-ass man cry like a little girl - a break-up and The Green Mile.
#2390 to #2389 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (03/06/2015) [-]
But I didn't do anything...
I was nice to both of them...
I even bought him gifts when I had money...
User avatar #2391 to #2390 - thechosentroll (03/06/2015) [-]
A broken heart overrides a working brain. Doesn't matter if you were his best friend. If you're there when he's hurt and looking for someone take his pain and frustration out on, it'll probably be you.
User avatar #2392 to #2391 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (03/06/2015) [-]
We should talk more often.
User avatar #2393 to #2392 - thechosentroll (03/06/2015) [-]
I speak with you more often than I speak with my parents and classmates.
#2394 to #2393 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (03/07/2015) [-]
But a lot of the time I get lonely..
#2369 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (03/06/2015) [-]
Danganronpa good game.
Danganronpa good game.
User avatar #2370 to #2369 - thechosentroll (03/06/2015) [-]
Wasn't that the one with the bear and the creative murders?
User avatar #2372 to #2371 - thechosentroll (03/06/2015) [-]
I'm gonna be honest. When I saw that pic I let out a deep sigh, because I realized which character's your favorite. You're consistent, I'll give you that.
#2373 to #2372 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (03/06/2015) [-]
In the show he was my favorite, but there was a lot more character development in the game.

That being said, baconhands is my favorite.
User avatar #2368 to #2367 - thechosentroll (03/01/2015) [-]
Only on for 2 minutes. Can't talk now. Won't be able to for maybe 2 days. Please leave a message after the beep. BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP
User avatar #2369 to #2368 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (03/01/2015) [-]
:c
#2363 - hellscythe ONLINE (02/26/2015) [-]
bayonetta is empowering to women, but thats not what feminists are about if they where they wouldnt have such a problem with porn stars, what the feminists are all about is the complete removal of any idea of sexual competition amount women.

What they really want is no child left behind but for woman, no woman left behind from being sexual attractive the lowest common standard is the golden standard and no man may have expectations above that

and while bayonetta is extremely powerful and empowering to women she is also a sexual character with her own sexuality and self confidence and portrays a much higher standard then what the feminists want
User avatar #2364 to #2363 - thechosentroll (02/27/2015) [-]
Ah, so it's a case of "If I can't have it, no one can".
#2365 to #2364 - hellscythe ONLINE (02/27/2015) [-]
honestly its more of a case of "i dont have it and it gives other woman a advantage over me so they shouldnt be allowed to have it"
User avatar #2366 to #2365 - thechosentroll (02/27/2015) [-]
I don't think I even have to point out just how stupid that is. Man, I am so glad this **** could never catch on in my country.
#2362 - theycallmesatan (02/24/2015) [-]
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#2349 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (02/21/2015) [-]
Hello...
User avatar #2351 to #2350 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (02/21/2015) [-]
Not too much. I slept horrendously but I'm not in a bad mood. how are you?
User avatar #2352 to #2351 - thechosentroll (02/21/2015) [-]
It's 2AM, I'm messing around with a physics simulation game thingie and people are telling me to off myself because of an opinion I had. All in all, pretty good.
#2353 to #2352 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (02/21/2015) [-]
Don't let them hurt your feelings.
Physics simulation thingy?
User avatar #2354 to #2353 - thechosentroll (02/21/2015) [-]
Oh no, it's nice. Haven't had this many people pissed off at me at the same time in ages. Reminds me of the good ol' days when pissing people off required actual effort. As for the physics thing, I saw some content where it was used and this link was in the description. powdertoy.co.uk/

No idea how to use it, but I just created nuclear fussion, which is great.
User avatar #2355 to #2354 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (02/21/2015) [-]
Oh thats neat.
I know you'll disagree but I wish we talked more.
User avatar #2356 to #2355 - thechosentroll (02/21/2015) [-]
Eh, I don't really mind it. It's not like I've been doing a lot of talking lately.
#2357 to #2356 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (02/21/2015) [-]
Do you have a PSP?
Also can I add you on steam?
User avatar #2358 to #2357 - thechosentroll (02/21/2015) [-]
Nope, sorry and I don't really use Steam.
User avatar #2359 to #2358 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (02/21/2015) [-]
Aw... Skype or anything?
User avatar #2360 to #2359 - thechosentroll (02/21/2015) [-]
Rarely use it.
#2361 to #2360 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (02/21/2015) [-]
Damn... Its a shame...
#2344 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (02/11/2015) [-]
Valentines day is really soon...
User avatar #2345 to #2344 - thechosentroll (02/11/2015) [-]
And I once again don't give a **** , since we don't really celebrate that here unless you're trying to get laid. Coincidentally, it overlaps with a local holiday dedicated to grapes, wine and getting ********* .
#2346 to #2345 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (02/11/2015) [-]
Oh I see.

Well.. good luck getting laid.
User avatar #2348 to #2347 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (02/11/2015) [-]
heh
User avatar #2330 - megatheman (02/07/2015) [-]
jesus ************ christ that banner made me blind
User avatar #2331 to #2330 - thechosentroll (02/07/2015) [-]
Yeah, I use it as a stalker deterrent. Fairly effective.
User avatar #2332 to #2331 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (02/10/2015) [-]
Doesn't deter me.
User avatar #2333 to #2332 - thechosentroll (02/10/2015) [-]
Your desire to say random **** on my profile is stronger than your self-preservation instinct. Not sure if that's a good thing or a bad thing. Try not to play in traffic too much, just in case.
#2334 to #2333 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (02/10/2015) [-]
Ehhee.

I just really enjoy talking to you is all...
User avatar #2335 to #2334 - thechosentroll (02/10/2015) [-]
Yeah, turns out you're not the only one. Lately, I've become to go-to guy for sharing stuff with in our class. No ******* idea why. We're not even that close.
#2336 to #2335 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (02/10/2015) [-]
You're really nice and endearing in that tough guy sort of way where you act like you don't give a **** but you can still tell that you do.

I hope I described that right...
User avatar #2337 to #2336 - thechosentroll (02/10/2015) [-]
I kind of give a **** . Just a little. Most of the time.
#2338 to #2337 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (02/10/2015) [-]
Honestly you have a really cute personality...
User avatar #2339 to #2338 - thechosentroll (02/10/2015) [-]
How the hell did you come to that conclusion? My ******* mother has never called me cute, let alone other people. If you think I'm some sort of tsundere type with a soft side, you're sorely mistaken. All my sides are the same. I'm like an onion.
User avatar #2340 to #2339 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (02/10/2015) [-]
I don't think that. I just think you're cute...
User avatar #2341 to #2340 - thechosentroll (02/10/2015) [-]
Das gay.
#2343 to #2341 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (02/10/2015) [-]
Are you at all even just a little homo?
User avatar #2342 to #2341 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (02/10/2015) [-]
b-but...
User avatar #2318 to #2317 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (01/27/2015) [-]
hi there..
User avatar #2320 to #2319 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (01/27/2015) [-]
watching house. you?
User avatar #2321 to #2320 - thechosentroll (01/27/2015) [-]
Watching a guys' 265th episode of The Binding of Isaac: Rebirtth
User avatar #2322 to #2321 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (01/27/2015) [-]
what do you mean episode?
User avatar #2323 to #2322 - thechosentroll (01/27/2015) [-]
playthrough
User avatar #2325 to #2323 - madzombiie ONLINE (01/27/2015) [-]
you watch northernlion dont you chosentroll
User avatar #2326 to #2325 - thechosentroll (01/27/2015) [-]
Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaybe. Subscribed today, actually. Also, the **** are you doing here?
User avatar #2327 to #2326 - madzombiie ONLINE (01/27/2015) [-]
look at #2324 thats what im doing here. northernlion is the ******* best though, ive been subbed since his Super Meat Boy playthrough
User avatar #2328 to #2327 - thechosentroll (01/28/2015) [-]
Oh, I thought that was a youtuber. Didn't even notice your name.
User avatar #2329 to #2328 - madzombiie ONLINE (01/28/2015) [-]
but i am a youtuber, i have a whopping 0 subs
User avatar #2324 to #2323 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (01/27/2015) [-]
oh. Madzombiie plays a ******* of that game.
You should try they bleed pixels
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