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#11 - I hope when the japanese finally die out, the french take over… 3 hours ago on unf +2
#43907 - **** off, I'm saving those souls to buy a sandwich.  [+] (1 new reply) 3 hours ago on Cancer +1
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#43909 - psychadelicsnake (3 hours ago) [-]
fucking clerics
#43901 - Pass. I'm allergic to thyme.  [+] (3 new replies) 4 hours ago on Cancer +1
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#43904 - psychadelicsnake (4 hours ago) [-]
>free heals during pvp
>deny it

Its only 20k souls, cough it up
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#43907 - thechosentroll (3 hours ago) [-]
Fuck off, I'm saving those souls to buy a sandwich.
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#43909 - psychadelicsnake (3 hours ago) [-]
fucking clerics
#43898 - Got any limbs?  [+] (5 new replies) 4 hours ago on Cancer +1
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#43899 - psychadelicsnake (4 hours ago) [-]
i got divine blessings
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#43901 - thechosentroll (4 hours ago) [-]
Pass. I'm allergic to thyme.
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#43904 - psychadelicsnake (4 hours ago) [-]
>free heals during pvp
>deny it

Its only 20k souls, cough it up
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#43907 - thechosentroll (3 hours ago) [-]
Fuck off, I'm saving those souls to buy a sandwich.
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#43909 - psychadelicsnake (3 hours ago) [-]
fucking clerics
#1469878 - I still can't figure out how the hell those ******** survive a…  [+] (5 new replies) 4 hours ago on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1469894 - anon (2 hours ago) [-]
If I drop off the meat of an elf I butchered as adventurer in one of my forts, will the dwarves eat it?
I know that they won't butcher sentient creatures, but what if it's already butchered
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#1469896 - thechosentroll (2 hours ago) [-]
Nope, they won't touch it. They treat it as if it were a random body part lying on the ground and freak out when they see it.
#1469897 - anon (2 hours ago) [-]
Damn, no elven queen meat for me
And I can't make cool statues out of her bones either
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#1469899 - thechosentroll (2 hours ago) [-]
You could make bolts and use them to shoot other elves. That's what I do with goblins. The bodies can't be butchered for bones, but if you take all the severed arms and legs and put them in a refuse stockpile outside, they eventually rot away into neat little piles of bones. Usually, one limb gives you 2-3 bones, which doesn't seem much, but multiplied by 4 limbs and 20 goblins that were dumb enough to walk into my serrated disc traps, it adds up to a lot of bones.
#1469879 - anon (4 hours ago) [-]
They survive by climbing up trees and getting stuck there
I guess they eat the leaves or wood
#16 - That's not the point. It's clutter. Garbage. No one wants it, … 4 hours ago on MODS = GODS +7
#11 - It's not as stupid as it looks, it's called halfswording. Basi…  [+] (3 new replies) 4 hours ago on Ignex Lolfolyty Caretl +11
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#18 - chaossniper (1 hour ago) [-]
you're confusing half-swording and mordhau
#20 - sheepington (51 minutes ago) [-]
**sheepington used "*roll picture*"**
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This picture shows both, although thechosentroll is mistaken.

The man on the left is half-swording, holding the blade with his less-dominant hand to thrust with more force.
The man on the right is using a mordhau, where he uses the pommel like a mace.
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#21 - chaossniper (49 minutes ago) [-]
i know, i was going about the explanation he gave about half-swording
#14 - To be fair, it's very low quality bait. We're talking /b/-tier stuff.  [+] (6 new replies) 4 hours ago on MODS = GODS +13
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#15 - captainprincess (4 hours ago) [-]
then you'd think they could stomach it
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#17 - hymncz (4 hours ago) [-]
It's not that they can't stomach the trash, but if they don't do anything about it, baits get spammed around all over the place.

Imagine the comments being filled with theme accounts half of the contents being tumblr baits. That's why the mods are constantly removing obvious trolls, since no one wants to read through hundreds of bait just to find one relevant comment.
#22 - captainprincess (2 hours ago) [-]
/pol/ get spammed?

OH NO
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#23 - thechosentroll (2 hours ago) [-]
Are you intentionally trying to sound like a condescending twat or is it one of those things that sort of just happen?
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#27 - captainprincess (15 minutes ago) [-]
I care so much
that /pol/ are having a tough time
really I do
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#16 - thechosentroll (4 hours ago) [-]
That's not the point. It's clutter. Garbage. No one wants it, no one benefits from it, it's useless. High quality bait, on the other hand, is still garbage, but it's classy garbage. The type of garbage that makes you wonder "Should I recycle this?" or the type of garbage you put in a shelf somewhere, thinking you may need it again some day, but you never actually will.
#9 - The murder clown makes everything more fun. 4 hours ago on Skyrim bros 0
#22 - Cause the blossom is white. Doesn't matter that it's not the p…  [+] (2 new replies) 4 hours ago on Vanilla has been white... +4
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#26 - notwalkingwaffles (3 hours ago) [-]
Here I thought it was because cream is white and very little vanilla is needed.
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#34 - thechosentroll (2 hours ago) [-]
That too, in the case of ice cream, but people think of white when they think of vanilla, regardless of what it's in.
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