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#23 - Panty and Stocking style of animation can make anything seem d… 10/10/2012 on Introductions +1
#48 - They may as well have called it "Refference: The game&quo…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/10/2012 on Silly Gearbox ~ +9
User avatar #51 - dtox (10/10/2012) [-]
Yeah, most of it has to do with killing off your childhood too.
#55 - thechosentroll (10/10/2012) [-]
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>Implying I had one.
#59 - dtox (10/10/2012) [-]
"your" meaning in general.
#14 - How does one react to something like this, anyway?  [+] (4 new replies) 10/10/2012 on Introductions +2
#33 - bongsly (10/12/2012) [-]
when in doubt
gif it out
#29 - kempsishere (10/10/2012) [-]
#16 - kureizikitsune (10/10/2012) [-]
Like this.
#15 - lordbutthurt (10/10/2012) [-]
shocked, I guess
#25 - That is a VERY interesting place to stick your hand.  [+] (2 new replies) 10/10/2012 on Just a Normal Day +13
User avatar #26 - tireyhawnuyu (10/10/2012) [-]
hoof
User avatar #29 - LookinHereWhy (10/10/2012) [-]
Don't crush Lyra's dreams.
#15 - The poor guy will never be able to flip someone off ever again.  [+] (2 new replies) 10/10/2012 on Judo Chop +2
User avatar #27 - daentraya (10/10/2012) [-]
Left hand! or the right hand.. The other hand!
User avatar #16 - northyrn (10/10/2012) [-]
or have a wank with good ol' righty.
#24 - Ah yes, from the good olf FJ Pony Whale thread. 10/10/2012 on FUCKING WHALES 0
#77 - Phanny, did you and shesaidshewaslegal get bored again? 10/10/2012 on Dumb sister 0
#26 - Gaming weather*  [+] (1 new reply) 10/10/2012 on It's raining +2
#27 - esmebuffay (10/10/2012) [-]
All weather's gaming weather. (gif unrelated)
#48 - Do you hear that sound? Yup, that's the sound of a banhammer b…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/10/2012 on Anal 0
User avatar #50 - splendiddust (10/10/2012) [-]
made it to 24 hrs with no banhammer
#51 - sniperfusion (10/10/2012) [-]
congrats bro it was epic with the tention of the banhammer
#36 - And that, kids, is why your parents shouldn't buy you limbs wi… 10/10/2012 on the feels bro -16
#84 - I don't mind reposts as long as they're funny. Shaving my ass … 10/10/2012 on The day I saved a childhood +3
#21 - It took me a couple of seconds to get it, but it hit me like a buss. 10/10/2012 on Pornhub breast cancer +1
#24 - **thechosentroll hisses at it** 10/10/2012 on Fixed +1
#75 - being healthy =/= being skinny You can be healthy wit…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/10/2012 on Vegetarians vs normal people 0
User avatar #77 - antagonizer (10/10/2012) [-]
I completely agree, however it doesn't mean you should be fat, being fat isn't healthy and being skinny isn't healthy. I'm not saying either is gonna kill you unless you are at an extreme but it still isn't healthy.

The post insinuated that Nigella looks healthier despite the fact that she eats shit, i was simply showing that that isn't necessarily the case.
#351 - Pretty sure it's because we mentioned MLP. That's pretty much … 10/10/2012 on A good person. +3
#73 - So?  [+] (4 new replies) 10/10/2012 on Vegetarians vs normal people -3
User avatar #74 - antagonizer (10/10/2012) [-]
She isn't healthy like the post suggests.
User avatar #76 - warranger (10/10/2012) [-]
I thought it was implying she was hot, not healthy.
#75 - thechosentroll (10/10/2012) [-]
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being healthy =/= being skinny

You can be healthy without being skinny and skinny without being healthy. Haven't you watched House? They had a whole episode about it.
User avatar #77 - antagonizer (10/10/2012) [-]
I completely agree, however it doesn't mean you should be fat, being fat isn't healthy and being skinny isn't healthy. I'm not saying either is gonna kill you unless you are at an extreme but it still isn't healthy.

The post insinuated that Nigella looks healthier despite the fact that she eats shit, i was simply showing that that isn't necessarily the case.
#27 - If that's her mouth, then what would ber pussy look like? 10/10/2012 on Everyday +2
#77 - Picture 10/10/2012 on HUEHUEHUEHHUEHUEH 0
#347 - I'm never "pissed". I'm either happy, cynical or fur…  [+] (5 new replies) 10/10/2012 on A good person. +2
#350 - lordbutthurt (10/10/2012) [-]
someones thumbing us down, he mad
User avatar #358 - novabird (10/10/2012) [-]
i fixed it.
try not feeling anything but pain with a hole in the middle that can only be blocked by keeping yourself busy or filling it with unbridled rage, now welcome to my insanity, you'll never know exactly how i feel about something because i can't express it properly no matter how hard i try, this is my curse. sorry if i sound a little crazy but that's kind of the point.
#352 - Dwarf (10/10/2012) [-]
**Dwarf rolled a random image posted in comment #1361228 at FJ Pony Thread 14 ** It's me.
#353 - lordbutthurt (10/10/2012) [-]
I forgive you Nikolas
#351 - thechosentroll (10/10/2012) [-]
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Pretty sure it's because we mentioned MLP. That's pretty much a oneway ticket to redthumb city around here.
#75 - Breaking news! SOPA has been put on hold indefinitely. In othe… 10/10/2012 on Anonynigger +14
#98 - Sily humiez thinkin dey can playz it betta dan da boyz. 10/10/2012 on This is not the title... 0
#343 - Aw, come on! Your name is Lord Butthurt and you don't even pis…  [+] (8 new replies) 10/10/2012 on A good person. +2
#346 - lordbutthurt (10/10/2012) [-]
Also, by the looks of it, you are a little pissed off because of my "false advertisement"
#347 - thechosentroll (10/10/2012) [-]
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I'm never "pissed". I'm either happy, cynical or furious. The internet stole my other emotions.
#350 - lordbutthurt (10/10/2012) [-]
someones thumbing us down, he mad
User avatar #358 - novabird (10/10/2012) [-]
i fixed it.
try not feeling anything but pain with a hole in the middle that can only be blocked by keeping yourself busy or filling it with unbridled rage, now welcome to my insanity, you'll never know exactly how i feel about something because i can't express it properly no matter how hard i try, this is my curse. sorry if i sound a little crazy but that's kind of the point.
#352 - Dwarf (10/10/2012) [-]
**Dwarf rolled a random image posted in comment #1361228 at FJ Pony Thread 14 ** It's me.
#353 - lordbutthurt (10/10/2012) [-]
I forgive you Nikolas
#351 - thechosentroll (10/10/2012) [-]
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Pretty sure it's because we mentioned MLP. That's pretty much a oneway ticket to redthumb city around here.
#345 - lordbutthurt (10/10/2012) [-]
I said I am trying, not that it works...
#125 - I fucking love whoever thought that up. The fear of being unab… 10/10/2012 on Shit Don't Phase Me... +4
#124 - That girl in the mirror was as surprised as I was. 10/10/2012 on Shit Don't Phase Me... 0
#69 - Comment deleted 10/10/2012 on Gotta love mugshots +3
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#1903 to #1902 - thechosentroll (07/31/2014) [-]
>Cassiopea   
   
Ugh god, I always had my suspicions, but now it's been confirmed. You really ARE a fag.
>Cassiopea

Ugh god, I always had my suspicions, but now it's been confirmed. You really ARE a fag.
#1904 to #1903 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (07/31/2014) [-]
Let me shuffle off that mortal coil~

I like her even if she's not a very good champion.
#1895 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (07/26/2014) [-]
You should watch shiki. Seems right up your alley.
User avatar #1896 to #1895 - thechosentroll (07/26/2014) [-]
Eh, doesn't seem all that interesting to me.
#1897 to #1896 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (07/26/2014) [-]
It seems fucking perfect for you tho.
User avatar #1898 to #1897 - thechosentroll (07/26/2014) [-]
Eh, fucked up shit happens and there's a guy in a lab coat. That's normally my cup of tea, but in this case it's just not grabbing me. Maybe if I'm bored enough I'll watch it, but right now I have better stuff to do.
#1899 to #1898 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (07/26/2014) [-]
Bitch gets her head ran over. Vampire trickaroo.
User avatar #1900 to #1899 - thechosentroll (07/26/2014) [-]
I watched The Human Centipede while eating chocolate ice cream. Fucked up shit does not impress me easily.
#1901 to #1900 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (07/26/2014) [-]
Not like its actual gore. But its a good anime.

#1888 - jettom (07/21/2014) [-]
hi weeb.   
How goes your trip into the anime wurld?
hi weeb.
How goes your trip into the anime wurld?
User avatar #1889 to #1888 - thechosentroll (07/21/2014) [-]
What trip? I haven't even looked for new anime in ages.
#1890 to #1889 - jettom (07/21/2014) [-]
Thought you'd start Hunter by now.    
I thought of a show I think you might like. It basically gives betas the middle finger from the first episode to the end.
Thought you'd start Hunter by now.
I thought of a show I think you might like. It basically gives betas the middle finger from the first episode to the end.
#1892 to #1891 - jettom (07/21/2014) [-]
Kaiji. It's about a NEET who'se forced to gamble for his fucking life, but he's scammed by every fucking human alive. It's a psychological show above whatever you'd expect, and one of a very little list of anime I'd brand as perfection.
Kaiji. It's about a NEET who'se forced to gamble for his fucking life, but he's scammed by every fucking human alive. It's a psychological show above whatever you'd expect, and one of a very little list of anime I'd brand as perfection.

Tonegawa's (De)Motivational Speech (from Kaiji)
User avatar #1893 to #1892 - thechosentroll (07/21/2014) [-]
Nice speech. I'll keep the show in mind.
#1894 to #1893 - jettom (07/21/2014) [-]
It's filled with shit like that. It's just beautiful.
It's filled with shit like that. It's just beautiful.
User avatar #1885 - ied (07/19/2014) [-]
may i have your fj points?
User avatar #1886 to #1885 - thechosentroll (07/19/2014) [-]
You may go die in a fire.
User avatar #1887 to #1886 - ied (07/19/2014) [-]
ok, thanks for at least replying.
#1883 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (07/16/2014) [-]
I got it.   
   
You're basically house.
I got it.

You're basically house.
#1862 to #1861 - thechosentroll (07/12/2014) [-]
Strange, random and kind of gay. So, is this a selfie or something?
#1863 to #1862 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (07/12/2014) [-]
Well I am from the desert.
I would love a fluffly pink guile suit to strut around in for shits and giggles.

Anyhow whats up.
User avatar #1864 to #1863 - thechosentroll (07/12/2014) [-]
Not much. Still waiting for those university results. Just three more days until I find out if it's time to celebrate or punch a hole through a wall.
User avatar #1865 to #1864 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (07/12/2014) [-]
Oh man. Well heres to crossing fingers. I hope you get in.

My friend is making me play cripple girl simulator 2012
User avatar #1866 to #1865 - thechosentroll (07/12/2014) [-]
Katawa Shoujo? Ugh god, I hope you're not a fan of reading, because if you've seen proper writing, that thing is going to seem horrible. So slooooooooooooooow. Also, avoid the asshole brigade - Pinkie McDrillhair and Specs the amazing bitch.
#1867 to #1866 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (07/12/2014) [-]
I'm barely into it. The analogies are good but hisao is a goddamn retard it seems.

Eh. I'll probably go for rin.

How do I avoid being pushed of the roof?
User avatar #1868 to #1867 - thechosentroll (07/12/2014) [-]
By not being a dumbass, mostly. Just don't hurt anyones' feelings and you'll be good. On my first try I intentionally pissed everyone off just to see what happens. Kenji happened. If you're going for a specific route, just look up a flowchart or something. It just turns it from a game into a visual novel.
User avatar #1869 to #1868 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (07/12/2014) [-]
Is it.. not a visual novel?..
Got it.

Why do I have to play as this asshole?
User avatar #1870 to #1869 - thechosentroll (07/12/2014) [-]
Ah, shit. Almost forgot to reply. Saw something shiny and got distracted. Anyway, there is a simply explanation as to why Hisao has the mental capacity of a lobotomized chimpanzee - the game is made by /a/. See, /a/ is the chamber of the great council of otakus , which slightly overlaps with the great council of neckbeards, , which means that, despite this being a western production, they have to make it as cliche and anime-y as possible. That means they have to include as many stereotypes as possible. You've got:
The sexually and all-round oblivious MC in the form of Hisao, just like every MC in a romance anime ever.
The shy, quiet one, which all the fans like, in the form of Hanako, just like characters like Hinata
The overly nice and motherly one, who's actually got a heavy burden - Lilly, just like a shitton of characters whos' names I can't remember. Like that captain from Bleach. The one with the braid.
Overly sporty one - Emi
The hidden genius that looks like they're high 25/7 and none of what they say makes sense unless you can think in 5 dimensions - Rin
Bossy bitch with glasses (they even made her to the "adjust glasses and they shine like fucking 200 000 watt fog lights" thing) - Shizune
The hyperactive one (bonus points for the stereotypical pink hair) - Misha
The paranoid comic relief, who does crazy and random shit - Kenji.

It could have had a proper story and characters, but alas, they decided to make it a waifu simulator rather than a proper fucking novel.
#1871 to #1870 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (07/12/2014) [-]
I feel like I'd be able to connect most with rin.

I don't know, something about a lax attitude, not necessarily shy, just someone who only talks when they feel they need to, and has something to say when they do.
A quiet observer kind of attitude.

Someone you could legit just lay back in the same room as silently and they'd still count it as quality time.
User avatar #1872 to #1871 - thechosentroll (07/12/2014) [-]
Yeah, that's more or less Rin. She's one of the better-written routes, so you'll probably like it if you can get past the mind-numbingly slow pace. God, I still don't get why they spend a solid 20% of time describing everything. It's a fucking visual novel. We can SEE what's happening. If they'd just dropped that, it might have been an actual good read.
User avatar #1873 to #1872 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (07/12/2014) [-]
Meh, it seems alright so far. Nothing spectacular or underwhelming either.
User avatar #1874 to #1873 - thechosentroll (07/12/2014) [-]
Yeah, that's the thing that made it suck for me. You're just "OK, this is pretty unremarkable, but something cool should happen soon. *two hours later* aaaaaaaaaaaany minute now *5 hours later* aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaany mi- oh, it's over.". I dunno, maybe it's because I got Hanako.
#1875 to #1874 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (07/12/2014) [-]
I used to read so much in the desert, but I sold my books to afford the move.

Maybe I should go to a book store.
User avatar #1876 to #1875 - thechosentroll (07/12/2014) [-]
Or you could just look up books online.
#1877 to #1876 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (07/12/2014) [-]
Thats not quite the same for me man.

Although the frustration of constantly fiddling with the fickle pages of a book is a little inconvenient.

Maybe its because I never had a bookmark.
User avatar #1878 to #1877 - thechosentroll (07/12/2014) [-]
I'm not even sure what a bookmark is.
User avatar #1879 to #1878 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (07/12/2014) [-]
Usually a very small rope or a long thin laminated card like a stretched out debit card that goes between the pages.
User avatar #1880 to #1879 - thechosentroll (07/12/2014) [-]
Oh. Why not just use a regular piece of paper?
#1882 to #1880 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (07/12/2014) [-]
Im leaving my house for the first time in months today. Even if it is to just go to the book store.
User avatar #1881 to #1880 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (07/12/2014) [-]
I could, I just always forgot or was too lazy so I never bothered. I just dogeared the page.
User avatar #1857 - Riukanojutsu (07/09/2014) [-]
Since you like Dorf, imma just drop this shit here pastebin.com/VNcX2Quc
User avatar #1858 to #1857 - thechosentroll (07/09/2014) [-]
Yes, I've known about that for ages. Doesn't interest me much, though. I prefer medieval fantasy over futuristic stuff. Still, I may look into it, seeing as how it'll be a month until they fix the new DF patch. Later, though. I still have other shit to play.
#1851 - kinginthenorth (07/08/2014) [-]
New DF update
Is your anus prepared?
#1852 to #1851 - thechosentroll (07/08/2014) [-]
It's been prepared for a month now, ever since I heard about the upcoming update. I can not fucking wait. It's gonna have so much cool shit in both adventure mode and fortress mode. The things I'm most excited about are the new system that draws siege units from the civilization pool, meaning actual goblin citizens attack me instead of some randomly generated crap, meaning I can cripple their civilizations by simply existing and anihilating their armies. The other main thing is the fact that world generation will continue in fortress mode, meaning those crippled civilizations will really be wiped out thanks to me.

God, I know this is going to be a buggy, unplayable piece of shit for a month, but I don't care. This is going to be AWESOME!
#1853 to #1852 - kinginthenorth (07/09/2014) [-]
I'm loving it so far.
Been doing Adventure mode

Had to say goodbye to my previous fortress because of a tantrum spiral
But i learned one thing from that fortress, the easy way to get to a legendary military
>Make room with 1 upright spears (Only training spears), 1 Armor stand and 1 locked door
>Assign military to armor stand (Put them in decent armor first, or give them a cloak. If you've got neither, good training for your medical team)
>Put lever on repeat
>Profit

Axelords, Hammerlords, Swordmasters and Spearmasters in about 2-5 minutes. And they're all legendary Fighters, Dodgers, etc.
#1854 to #1853 - thechosentroll (07/09/2014) [-]
Yes, that's called a danger room. Popular training method. My usual approach is:
1. Give dorfs armor. No weapon or shield.
2. Send them into the danger room, where they become legendary armor users and pretty good at dodging.
3. Give shield.
4. Send into danger room, until they become legendary blockers and great at dodging.
5. Give weapon.
6. Don't let them leave the room until they become legendary at the weapon and legendary dodgers. It takes a while, due to how good they are at blocking and dodging.

That's why my army usually consists of a tag team of two dwarves. I prefer quality over quantity when it comes to melee dorfs, so I pick two dwarves that are naturally physically fit it's important, because physical attributes can only become double their original value, meaning you can't make a weakass dwarf look like Conan the Dwarfbarian , give them dwarves full masterwork steel armor, train them to superhuman levels and watch as they slaughter everything in their path.

One of these days I'm going to perfect my super-soldier training program by adding genetics to it, selectively breeding the dorfiest of dorfs in order to get the perfect engines of destruction. It'll have to wait, though. I've decided to put off playing it for a bit and wait until the worst fortress mode bugs get fixed. Also, there's a lot of mini-updates coming, which include some stuff Toady couldn't get running for the full update.
#1855 to #1854 - kinginthenorth (07/09/2014) [-]
Yeah, i figured that my dwarves didn't bother to dodge anymore because they just used their weapon to block
My military basically started out as full wrestlers (Reading reports on killing Elven Caravans has never been more fun), since i didn't forge weapons from the start (They quickly armed themselves with goblin weapons tho)

I don't often look at the description, more at their job and how replaceable they are. ie Cheese makers and Spinners are excellent military material to me. The ones that did survive everything are rewarded with my finest armors. The others just serve to tire the other creatures and/or lure enemies into cage traps.

My ultimate achievement will be when i manage to capture a dragon. Cave dragon or actual Dragon matters not. But i MUST and SHALL have a goddamn War Dragon.
User avatar #1856 to #1855 - thechosentroll (07/09/2014) [-]
Oh, yeah. That's awesome. I've had those. Instant goblin remover, as long as you keep it safe from archers. Dragons are absurdly fragile. They're glass cannons, basically. My ambition is to catch two rocs. They're the only megabeasts that can breed. They can be bred. I can have an army of fucking rocs.
User avatar #1859 to #1856 - kinginthenorth (07/09/2014) [-]
I've thought of catching Rocs, but i figured i'd just keep it at a dragon for the moment. Imagine an entire fort just filled with fucking Rocs

I'll just restrain the dragon to a safe place and then watch it burn everything.
#1837 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
Hi.
Hi.
User avatar #1839 to #1837 - thechosentroll (07/02/2014) [-]
The fuck is it this time?
#1841 to #1839 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
Am I not allowed to try and have a conversation?

How are you?
#1846 to #1841 - thechosentroll (07/02/2014) [-]
No, there's no problem and I'm a bit............................ irritable. Yes, let's say "irritable", because I'm trying to get my paperwork done while I wait for the universities I applied in to announce my results. I'm really on fucking edge, because despite my great grades and the fact that I'm competing with dipshits, I am the unluckiest motherfucker I know. Both universities I applied to had a special new offer, where you can pay to get in early for 50% of the places in specialty. Both universities only tested it on a single specialty - THE ONE I WANT TO FUCKING GET INTO! So now I'm competing for half the number of spots, because some jackasses with Ds paid to get in first. And this shit wasn't even official. Unless you literally knew someone who worked at the university, you had no fucking idea it was a thing. So now I'm just sitting here, marinating in my own stress and seething, burning, mind-numbingly intense hatred for the world, while I wait for the results.   
   
Other than that, everything's fine. Had some ice cream earlier today and Dwarf Fortress is getting an update soon, which everyone's been waiting for for two years. So, all in all, if I manage not to think about the university thing for 5 seconds, I'll be as happy as can physically be.
No, there's no problem and I'm a bit............................ irritable. Yes, let's say "irritable", because I'm trying to get my paperwork done while I wait for the universities I applied in to announce my results. I'm really on fucking edge, because despite my great grades and the fact that I'm competing with dipshits, I am the unluckiest motherfucker I know. Both universities I applied to had a special new offer, where you can pay to get in early for 50% of the places in specialty. Both universities only tested it on a single specialty - THE ONE I WANT TO FUCKING GET INTO! So now I'm competing for half the number of spots, because some jackasses with Ds paid to get in first. And this shit wasn't even official. Unless you literally knew someone who worked at the university, you had no fucking idea it was a thing. So now I'm just sitting here, marinating in my own stress and seething, burning, mind-numbingly intense hatred for the world, while I wait for the results.

Other than that, everything's fine. Had some ice cream earlier today and Dwarf Fortress is getting an update soon, which everyone's been waiting for for two years. So, all in all, if I manage not to think about the university thing for 5 seconds, I'll be as happy as can physically be.
User avatar #1847 to #1846 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
Im sorry..
#1848 to #1847 - thechosentroll (07/02/2014) [-]
For what? I'll get into the specialty I want. I worked my ass off for this, my grades are more than high enough, my paperwork is flawless and there's not all that many people competing. I will murder some of the people that got better scores than me just to vacate a spot for myself. I. WILL. GET. IN. Nothing short of a meteor destroying the university is going to stop me.
#1849 to #1848 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
Dedication like that is kinda attractive.
#1850 to #1849 - thechosentroll (07/02/2014) [-]
I'm not dedicated. I'm stubborn. It's a pretty major personality flaw - I'm incapable of admitting defeat or giving up. When a sensible person encounters and obstacle, they walk around it. When I encounter an obstacle, I bash my head against it until one or the other breaks. It is by no means attractive.
I'm not dedicated. I'm stubborn. It's a pretty major personality flaw - I'm incapable of admitting defeat or giving up. When a sensible person encounters and obstacle, they walk around it. When I encounter an obstacle, I bash my head against it until one or the other breaks. It is by no means attractive.
#1834 - joshlol (07/01/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #1835 to #1834 - thechosentroll (07/01/2014) [-]
Considering the shit on my profile, this is an improvement.
User avatar #1836 to #1835 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
As 50% of the shit on your profile, I'm offended.
User avatar #1838 to #1836 - thechosentroll (07/02/2014) [-]
You have no idea how much willpower it's currently taking for me to not start insulting you.
#1840 to #1838 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
I was kidding man.

Want me to talk to you less?
User avatar #1842 to #1840 - thechosentroll (07/02/2014) [-]
I generally dislike human interaction, so yes. It would be nice. I thought you had a shitton of other people to talk to.
User avatar #1843 to #1842 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
There are a lot of people to talk to, but a lot less I LIKE to talk to.
User avatar #1844 to #1843 - thechosentroll (07/02/2014) [-]
Great, I'm the worlds' most anti-social conversationalist.
#1822 - EdwardNigma (06/29/2014) [-]
I got a game called Gnomoria in the sale, things said it was like Dwarf Fortress lite.
It's still incredibly complex, and with no tutorial.
I found a guide to teach me beginner stuff though.
A guide that is half a fucking novels worth of shit.
User avatar #1823 to #1822 - thechosentroll (06/29/2014) [-]
Yes, that sounds like Dwarf Fortress lite. Then again, you could write two novels on just the ways you could dick around in Dwarf Fortress. They'll soon be even more. There should be an update in a week or two. Give or take two years.
User avatar #1824 to #1823 - EdwardNigma (06/29/2014) [-]
I'm not even sure I can dick around on the same level of Dwarf Fortress.
Maybe? Maybe not.
User avatar #1825 to #1824 - thechosentroll (06/29/2014) [-]
Well, depends on how creative you are. For example, what would you do if you started a fortress around a volcano? What would you use the infinity supply of lava for?
User avatar #1826 to #1825 - EdwardNigma (06/29/2014) [-]
Praise a lava god. Protect lava god temple to the death, in the face of defeat, make final stand and crack open lava vault thing, if we die, our enemies will burn in holy fire with us.
#1827 to #1826 - thechosentroll (06/29/2014) [-]
Not bad, not bad. That's actually the standard approach to lava in this game. However, there are more interesting things you can do with it. I asked you this, because my last fort was on a volcano. Can you guess what I made right above my entrance? A gigantic golden dick, with balls full of pressurized lava, which it could spew at invaders at the pull of a lever. That is the type of fucking around one is capable of AND MORE! You should read some of the Dwarf Fortress stories. Basically, it's a type of challenge where different people pass eachother a save file and play for a year each and documenting everything in text form. Since you have different people doing different shit, it's complete chaos. The most famous of these stories is Boatmurdered, which ended in the fiery death you just described. Want a link?
User avatar #1828 to #1827 - EdwardNigma (06/29/2014) [-]
Yes I do.
I neglected to mention the faint Rammstein playing when everyone burns to death.
I'm sure I can get more creative if I wanted to.
User avatar #1829 to #1828 - thechosentroll (06/29/2014) [-]
lparchive.org/Dwarf-Fortress-Boatmurdered/

Here, even if you don't understand what's going on in the pics, the story should be pretty easy to make out.
User avatar #1830 to #1829 - EdwardNigma (06/29/2014) [-]
Jesus I thought you meant "year" as in "real actual fucking year"
User avatar #1831 to #1830 - thechosentroll (06/29/2014) [-]
No, no, no, no. Ingame year. Jesus, most players can't even survive that long. The most I've been able to do is two real life months. That was my oldest fort - destroyed 27 years after its' founding by me getting bored of it, since it was going too well.
User avatar #1832 to #1831 - EdwardNigma (06/29/2014) [-]
Well.
ADD ME ON STEAM FOR CONVENIENCE
steamcommunity.com/id/Eddynigma
#1833 to #1832 - thechosentroll (06/29/2014) [-]
BEHOLD! The wonders of dwarven medicine.
#1814 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (06/26/2014) [-]
Play league with me and madzombiie.
User avatar #1816 to #1814 - thechosentroll (06/26/2014) [-]
Fuck off. I quit League. If I wanted pain and frustration, I'd try bondage.
#1817 to #1816 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (06/26/2014) [-]
Oh I can help with that baby.
#1819 to #1818 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (06/26/2014) [-]
Let me just find the fuzzy handcuffs <3
User avatar #1820 to #1819 - thechosentroll (06/26/2014) [-]
Please die in a fire and what the hell is that thing you keep posting?
#1821 to #1820 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (06/26/2014) [-]
Seccom Masada sensei.

In yume nikki if you solve a couple puzzles you end up on his space ship, where he will always play piano. If you get him to look at you, you can see his eyes are crooked.
User avatar #1815 to #1814 - madzombiie ONLINE (06/26/2014) [-]
hi
#1811 - breadposter (06/25/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #1812 to #1811 - thechosentroll (06/25/2014) [-]
I thumbed down that post, you bumblefucking retard.
#1810 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (06/10/2014) [-]
We should play games together sometime.
We should play games together sometime.
#1807 - misanthrizzle (06/07/2014) [-]
do you ever wonder why there are anonymous users browsing your profile
do you ever wonder why there are anonymous users browsing your profile
User avatar #1809 to #1807 - maybetraffy (06/09/2014) [-]
I do
User avatar #1808 to #1807 - thechosentroll (06/07/2014) [-]
No, not really.
User avatar #1804 - sebthebrony (06/05/2014) [-]
Didn't you hang out in brony?
User avatar #1805 to #1804 - thechosentroll (06/05/2014) [-]
Yes, though I was never a horsefucker. I only chilled there, because it was a fast and interesting board. Now it's just a massive throbbing tumor.
User avatar #1806 to #1805 - sebthebrony (06/05/2014) [-]
yeah... it's terribly declined
#1787 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (05/28/2014) [-]
Some people man...

I just...

Im an introvert man... I cant explain things to people about people.
I see the logic behind why people do things. I can explain that. Motives, reasoning, causes. I cant explain it into terms normal people get.
User avatar #1788 to #1787 - thechosentroll (05/28/2014) [-]
Yes, that's normal for an introvert.
User avatar #1789 to #1788 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (05/28/2014) [-]
I think I can get along well with you because of that.
You explain things factually. Without bias. You say why you do things and how you actually feel. There are no games. You're a logical thinker.

Do you feel like people perceive you as emotionless or cold in normal conversation? Or that you "Have no interest" when you just sit there and listen?..
User avatar #1790 to #1789 - thechosentroll (05/28/2014) [-]
Yes, I know for a fact that they do, since they've told me. I just look uninterested by default, but once people get used to it, they don't notice. As for the "say why you do things and how you actually feel" part, I've noticed that it's much easier to just be yourself. That's why I value honesty and people who don't pretend they're something they're not. That's why I have few friends, but I get along well with the ones I have, since I know that's who they really are. It's so much easier to be friends when no one's pretending to be something they're not. Just fly your true colors and give as little of a fuck as possible.
#1791 to #1790 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (05/28/2014) [-]
I try to keep up appearances a little bit.
If you speak your mind too much you get into unnecessary conflict. I try to keep that to a minimum.
User avatar #1792 to #1791 - thechosentroll (05/28/2014) [-]
Yeah, I've noticed that sometimes it's better to just shut up. "If you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all" and all that crap.
User avatar #1793 to #1792 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (05/28/2014) [-]
Yes. Plus being nice is nice.
User avatar #1794 to #1793 - thechosentroll (05/28/2014) [-]
Yes, though saying that is a bit redundant.
User avatar #1795 to #1794 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (05/28/2014) [-]
I suppose it is.

But I'll have you know I work for the redundant centre for redundant redundancies.
User avatar #1796 to #1795 - thechosentroll (05/28/2014) [-]
In the department of redundancy department?
User avatar #1798 to #1797 - thechosentroll (05/28/2014) [-]
Then you're not being redundant enough.
#1799 to #1798 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (05/28/2014) [-]
Its rather cold. And I'm in for my third day of public school in a few hours...

And I haven't slept.
User avatar #1800 to #1799 - thechosentroll (05/28/2014) [-]
Sounds like a regular school day to me. I've noticed that even the most social people have only two reasons to get up in the morning on a school day: because they have to go to school or because they have to take a piss. No one enjoys getting up and dragging their semi-comatose ass to school. Chill, you'll get used to it. And don't worry if people treat you like an outsider because you're new. Happens to everyone. You just have to give them some time to get used to the idea that you're part of their class.
User avatar #1801 to #1800 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (05/28/2014) [-]
The school year is nearly over. Its rather silly they enrolled me in the first place.
User avatar #1802 to #1801 - thechosentroll (05/28/2014) [-]
Eh, better late than never.
User avatar #1803 to #1802 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (05/28/2014) [-]
True..
User avatar #1785 - yunogasaii (05/27/2014) [-]
I've been bored lately, so I rack my mind tryna think of what to do, and I remember some comments you've posted about Dwarf Fortress, so I tried it. It's been taking up my time lately, since it has so much "Fun".
So thanks (I think you're the DF guy, at least.)
User avatar #1786 to #1785 - thechosentroll (05/27/2014) [-]
Yeah, that's probably me.
User avatar #1768 - exotic (05/25/2014) [-]
do you play hearthstone NA or EU
User avatar #1769 to #1768 - thechosentroll (05/25/2014) [-]
EU. I think.
User avatar #1770 to #1769 - exotic (05/25/2014) [-]
Exotic#2745 add me EU
User avatar #1772 to #1770 - thechosentroll (05/25/2014) [-]
By the way, my Hearthstone name is EpiclyBad.
User avatar #1771 to #1770 - thechosentroll (05/25/2014) [-]
I rarely play, but OK. I'm hypercasual.
User avatar #1773 to #1771 - exotic (05/25/2014) [-]
i just like to have people added
like to vent or brag or congratulate

hearthstone is such a lonely game without people
User avatar #1775 to #1773 - thechosentroll (05/25/2014) [-]
Also, it's a bit more fun if you don't care about winning. Like my current main deck - the ragequit deck. It's pretty shit at everything but one thing, but it excels in it - making the other person yell "ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!?". I can pull a 28/28 creature out my ass on turn 5 and no one even expects it.
User avatar #1776 to #1775 - exotic (05/25/2014) [-]
i have a druid deck called Gaben that doesn't include the number 3 in any shape or form
It's stupid but fun
User avatar #1777 to #1776 - thechosentroll (05/25/2014) [-]
All my decks are pretty stupid. I mean, in most of them, I don't even have creatures that cost less than 4 mana.
User avatar #1774 to #1773 - thechosentroll (05/25/2014) [-]
I like playing it while listening to podcasts and stuff.
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