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#1512365 - Just a heads up - the arc is kind of **** on its' own, cause y…  [+] (3 replies) 12/03/2016 on Video Games 0
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#1512366 - thematthew (12/03/2016) [-]
what's your hate for bandits? they don't seem that bad.
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#1512368 - thechosentroll (12/03/2016) [-]
Also, there's always fucking 10 of the fuckers, so no matter what you do there's always a bandit assassin you didn't notice sneak up behind you, which just jumps you and oneshots your squishy ass.
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#1512367 - thechosentroll (12/03/2016) [-]
Because they're not that bad when you're a warrior. If you're playing a ranger or sorcerer the ranged bandits fucking oneshot you, are immune to half your best spells and are smart enough to focus you instead of the tank.
#1512363 - The rank 8 move you get - arc of deliverance. I just call it t…  [+] (5 replies) 12/03/2016 on Video Games +1
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#1512364 - thematthew (12/03/2016) [-]
i can't remember if i'm at rank 8 yet, i'll definitely try it out when i am.
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#1512365 - thechosentroll (12/03/2016) [-]
Just a heads up - the arc is kind of shit on its' own, cause you spend half a fucking hour winding up the hit. You need to invest in knockback resistance and the temerity and audacity perks or augments or whatever the fuck those passive skills were called. Cause if you don't, every time you try to use it someone's just gonna knock you on your ass or kill you. Especially bandits.
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#1512366 - thematthew (12/03/2016) [-]
what's your hate for bandits? they don't seem that bad.
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#1512368 - thechosentroll (12/03/2016) [-]
Also, there's always fucking 10 of the fuckers, so no matter what you do there's always a bandit assassin you didn't notice sneak up behind you, which just jumps you and oneshots your squishy ass.
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#1512367 - thechosentroll (12/03/2016) [-]
Because they're not that bad when you're a warrior. If you're playing a ranger or sorcerer the ranged bandits fucking oneshot you, are immune to half your best spells and are smart enough to focus you instead of the tank.
#1512359 - So, a warrior. Odd, because your arc of ************ can very …  [+] (7 replies) 12/03/2016 on Video Games 0
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#1512360 - thematthew (12/03/2016) [-]
i haven't gotten used to the pawn controls yet, i guess i'll have to see what it all does.

arc of shitslapping?
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#1512363 - thechosentroll (12/03/2016) [-]
The rank 8 move you get - arc of deliverance. I just call it the arc of shitslapping, cause that fucking thing anihilates fucking everything. If your pawns manage to get a cyclops on its' knees and you hit it in the eye with that thing, it's a one hit kill most of the time. And if you have a pair of baleful nails to increase your knockback, it can stagger just about anything and everything. It's how I finally made ogres less painful to kill - you just stagger it with an arc and them chop its' fucking head off with a second one. Good shit.
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#1512364 - thematthew (12/03/2016) [-]
i can't remember if i'm at rank 8 yet, i'll definitely try it out when i am.
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#1512365 - thechosentroll (12/03/2016) [-]
Just a heads up - the arc is kind of shit on its' own, cause you spend half a fucking hour winding up the hit. You need to invest in knockback resistance and the temerity and audacity perks or augments or whatever the fuck those passive skills were called. Cause if you don't, every time you try to use it someone's just gonna knock you on your ass or kill you. Especially bandits.
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#1512366 - thematthew (12/03/2016) [-]
what's your hate for bandits? they don't seem that bad.
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#1512368 - thechosentroll (12/03/2016) [-]
Also, there's always fucking 10 of the fuckers, so no matter what you do there's always a bandit assassin you didn't notice sneak up behind you, which just jumps you and oneshots your squishy ass.
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#1512367 - thechosentroll (12/03/2016) [-]
Because they're not that bad when you're a warrior. If you're playing a ranger or sorcerer the ranged bandits fucking oneshot you, are immune to half your best spells and are smart enough to focus you instead of the tank.
#1512357 - Yeah, but how do they keep falling off? I've had to fight that…  [+] (10 replies) 12/03/2016 on Video Games 0
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#1512422 - Gonnafly (12/03/2016) [-]
That cyclops and the one on the shadow fort are the only thing that ever kills me before post game
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#1512358 - thematthew (12/03/2016) [-]
the one with the big hammer, it's not even that hard, it's just bad luck i guess.
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#1512359 - thechosentroll (12/03/2016) [-]
So, a warrior. Odd, because your arc of shitslapping can very easily throw it off balance and knock it on its' ass. And you can pretty much just tell your pawns to stay put, run ahead and solo the fucking thing. Or at least I did on my warrior playthrough.
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#1512360 - thematthew (12/03/2016) [-]
i haven't gotten used to the pawn controls yet, i guess i'll have to see what it all does.

arc of shitslapping?
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#1512363 - thechosentroll (12/03/2016) [-]
The rank 8 move you get - arc of deliverance. I just call it the arc of shitslapping, cause that fucking thing anihilates fucking everything. If your pawns manage to get a cyclops on its' knees and you hit it in the eye with that thing, it's a one hit kill most of the time. And if you have a pair of baleful nails to increase your knockback, it can stagger just about anything and everything. It's how I finally made ogres less painful to kill - you just stagger it with an arc and them chop its' fucking head off with a second one. Good shit.
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#1512364 - thematthew (12/03/2016) [-]
i can't remember if i'm at rank 8 yet, i'll definitely try it out when i am.
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#1512365 - thechosentroll (12/03/2016) [-]
Just a heads up - the arc is kind of shit on its' own, cause you spend half a fucking hour winding up the hit. You need to invest in knockback resistance and the temerity and audacity perks or augments or whatever the fuck those passive skills were called. Cause if you don't, every time you try to use it someone's just gonna knock you on your ass or kill you. Especially bandits.
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#1512366 - thematthew (12/03/2016) [-]
what's your hate for bandits? they don't seem that bad.
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#1512368 - thechosentroll (12/03/2016) [-]
Also, there's always fucking 10 of the fuckers, so no matter what you do there's always a bandit assassin you didn't notice sneak up behind you, which just jumps you and oneshots your squishy ass.
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#1512367 - thechosentroll (12/03/2016) [-]
Because they're not that bad when you're a warrior. If you're playing a ranger or sorcerer the ranged bandits fucking oneshot you, are immune to half your best spells and are smart enough to focus you instead of the tank.
#1512355 - Wait, what? How did you have a hard time taking out a cyclops?…  [+] (12 replies) 12/03/2016 on Video Games 0
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#1512356 - thematthew (12/03/2016) [-]
"retry like 4 times because either a pawn would fall off or the guy i'm escorting would "
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#1512357 - thechosentroll (12/03/2016) [-]
Yeah, but how do they keep falling off? I've had to fight that cyclops maybe 8 times, because I keep forgetting put a fucking port crystal on the greatwall and I've only had a pawn fall off once. What class are you playing?
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#1512422 - Gonnafly (12/03/2016) [-]
That cyclops and the one on the shadow fort are the only thing that ever kills me before post game
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#1512358 - thematthew (12/03/2016) [-]
the one with the big hammer, it's not even that hard, it's just bad luck i guess.
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#1512359 - thechosentroll (12/03/2016) [-]
So, a warrior. Odd, because your arc of shitslapping can very easily throw it off balance and knock it on its' ass. And you can pretty much just tell your pawns to stay put, run ahead and solo the fucking thing. Or at least I did on my warrior playthrough.
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#1512360 - thematthew (12/03/2016) [-]
i haven't gotten used to the pawn controls yet, i guess i'll have to see what it all does.

arc of shitslapping?
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#1512363 - thechosentroll (12/03/2016) [-]
The rank 8 move you get - arc of deliverance. I just call it the arc of shitslapping, cause that fucking thing anihilates fucking everything. If your pawns manage to get a cyclops on its' knees and you hit it in the eye with that thing, it's a one hit kill most of the time. And if you have a pair of baleful nails to increase your knockback, it can stagger just about anything and everything. It's how I finally made ogres less painful to kill - you just stagger it with an arc and them chop its' fucking head off with a second one. Good shit.
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#1512364 - thematthew (12/03/2016) [-]
i can't remember if i'm at rank 8 yet, i'll definitely try it out when i am.
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#1512365 - thechosentroll (12/03/2016) [-]
Just a heads up - the arc is kind of shit on its' own, cause you spend half a fucking hour winding up the hit. You need to invest in knockback resistance and the temerity and audacity perks or augments or whatever the fuck those passive skills were called. Cause if you don't, every time you try to use it someone's just gonna knock you on your ass or kill you. Especially bandits.
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#1512366 - thematthew (12/03/2016) [-]
what's your hate for bandits? they don't seem that bad.
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#1512368 - thechosentroll (12/03/2016) [-]
Also, there's always fucking 10 of the fuckers, so no matter what you do there's always a bandit assassin you didn't notice sneak up behind you, which just jumps you and oneshots your squishy ass.
User avatar
#1512367 - thechosentroll (12/03/2016) [-]
Because they're not that bad when you're a warrior. If you're playing a ranger or sorcerer the ranged bandits fucking oneshot you, are immune to half your best spells and are smart enough to focus you instead of the tank.
#65 - Wait, what? HOW?! It's literally the same as changing a regula…  [+] (1 reply) 12/03/2016 on Hippocratic oath 0
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#66 - blueboysixnine (12/03/2016) [-]
3 pronged h3 globe, twice ive seen melted headlights from the plug being put back on wrong and shorted it out. God knows how many times it ends up worse. Countless times they put the globe itself in wrong and the beam is pointing in the wrong direction which has been blinding people for who knows how long

Had a guy come in last year where he wanted to change his own brake pads. He broke the caliper bolt and decided that was a problem for another time. The caliper came loose on the highway and got wedged in the wheel causing his front wheel to lock up and him to veer off the road

I always tell people if you dont know what you're doing dont touch the car. If you think you know what you're definitely dont touch the car
#32 - The ****** wrong with the queen?  [+] (1 reply) 12/02/2016 on Down They Go! +1
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#33 - platinumaltaria (12/02/2016) [-]
Nah she's clearly jewish, look at her.