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I'm seeing people hating on bronies and anime. REJOICE, MOTHERFUCKERS! THE SUMMERFAGS ARE HERE! REJOICE!comment
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Date Signed Up:11/21/2011
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#37 - Good one. 05/15/2013 on Wow *fixed* 0
#65 - I saw this, missed the joke, kept browsing and got it 5 posts … 05/15/2013 on List of things that John... 0
#52 - Is that supposed to be Loki or that guy from Avatar: LoK?  [+] (2 new replies) 05/15/2013 on this man is awesome +1
User avatar #66 - flashfire (05/15/2013) [-]
Yep yep yep, that's Bolin alright.
User avatar #59 - moseph (05/15/2013) [-]
Yeah, probably
#64 - Batman laughing his ass off in the background makes it priceless. 05/15/2013 on That +21
#22 - True. 05/15/2013 on What is 150 yards long and... 0
#171 - I said "aslongasit'slegal". It's only illegal if you…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/15/2013 on and it gets better +8
#173 - vladhellsing (05/15/2013) [-]
Touché.
#19 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 05/15/2013 on Little things +16
#26 - canustartero (05/15/2013) [-]
User avatar #35 - thechosentroll (05/15/2013) [-]
Pretty sure that would only encourage them.
#17 - *roll ussr*  [+] (2 new replies) 05/15/2013 on What is 150 yards long and... +2
#20 - prunchy (05/15/2013) [-]
#19 - roll (05/15/2013) [-]
#16 - But communism's awesome.  [+] (2 new replies) 05/15/2013 on What is 150 yards long and... 0
#18 - N. Korean citizen (05/15/2013) [-]
Yeah but that's because there aren't that many facial hair styles that look good on Asians.
User avatar #22 - thechosentroll (05/15/2013) [-]
True.
#58 - THE LOVE! IT BUUUUUUUURNS US! Our delecate gamer eyes are too … 05/15/2013 on God's Love +2
#116 - We don't do IQ tests at school. Anyone got a link to an online…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/15/2013 on more smartest than you 0
#141 - yunonomynameeh (05/15/2013) [-]
www.intelligencetest.com/

This one is decent, and only takes 15 minutes -of course it won't be an accurate score, but you can trust that it will let you know if you're dumb/average/smart.

For most online IQ tests, you can assume that the score given is likely within 15 points of your real score. And despite what you've probably read in this thread, an IQ score is simply a comparison of your real age to what might be considered your mental age. So if you score above 100 you're basically somewhat smarter than you should be for your age (and a score of 100 doesn't make you dumb, it makes you just as smart as someone your age is meant to be).

Take some practice questions before you do it so that you know what to expect. Most of it is seeing patterns in images, things like "what 3 letter word can be added to all of these to form new words", stuff like that.

Also, it's not a knowledge test as most tests are, it's more of a test of critical thinking -knowing a lot won't help you (ie. knowledge is not the same as intelligence).
#125 - captaindropkik (05/15/2013) [-]
the only fully legit test you'll get online does require payment, but I think you get a certificate n shit
www.mensa.org/
#131 - So I'm a satanist? Well, I guess Satanism sounds better than t…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/15/2013 on and it gets better +24
User avatar #161 - vladhellsing (05/15/2013) [-]
So torrenting or doing drugs is against Satanism?
User avatar #171 - thechosentroll (05/15/2013) [-]
I said "aslongasit'slegal". It's only illegal if you get caught.
#173 - vladhellsing (05/15/2013) [-]
Touché.
#134 - toughactintinactin has deleted their comment.
#99 - Step up, nigga.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/15/2013 on Bananakai 0
#111 - raigen (05/15/2013) [-]
No, you step up.
#77 - All deez humiez dscusin conkarin shit. Kute.  [+] (7 new replies) 05/15/2013 on Truth +12
#152 - killerturd (05/15/2013) [-]
fuckin xenos....
#213 - dimppa (05/15/2013) [-]
No, THAT is heresy!

You just mocked the great Emperor of mankind by posting a picture of him in that filthy anime skin!

j/k just relax, I'm for the greater good anyways
#226 - killerturd (05/15/2013) [-]
k
#223 - spanishninja (05/15/2013) [-]
mwehehehe
#225 - dimppa (05/15/2013) [-]
That is right enough according to canon (the great imperial games workshop)
Good work!

Now DIE!
#153 - thechosentroll (05/15/2013) [-]
Daz nat herasy, ya git. Idz orks. Toatly difrint.
#156 - killerturd (05/15/2013) [-]
do not ask, why kill the alien?, ask why not?
#86 - Or when a friend asks you to smell something. 05/15/2013 on friends +10
#20 - YIPPIE KAY YAY MOTHERFUCKERS! 05/15/2013 on North Korea isn't all that... 0
#62 - 12th for me. 05/15/2013 on How.. Does it.. Oh god... 0
#238 - I love making these. 05/15/2013 on ENLARGE +1
#115 - He was a pure badass. 05/15/2013 on Kick Ass 0
#582 - I exagerated for the sake of humor. That's how comedy works. T…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/15/2013 on Skyrim Mods 0
#595 - niconicodouga (05/18/2013) [-]
I see, sorry for being rude mate.
#4441119 - Gotta go be productive. In the meantime, feel free to thumb up… 05/14/2013 on My Little Pony fanfiction,... 0
#4441115 - Yeah. It's old as fuck. 05/14/2013 on My Little Pony fanfiction,... 0
#4441083 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 05/14/2013 on My Little Pony fanfiction,... +1
User avatar #4441093 - dustypengwin (05/14/2013) [-]
That's pretty old.
User avatar #4441115 - thechosentroll (05/14/2013) [-]
Yeah. It's old as fuck.
#4441008 - Why would you even have something like that saved? I'm a guy w… 05/14/2013 on My Little Pony fanfiction,... +4
#4440979 - Congrats, fucker. You survived anoter year. 05/14/2013 on My Little Pony fanfiction,... +4
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#907 to #906 - thechosentroll (05/06/2013) [-]
Why do I have the pleasure of making your acquantance?
#908 to #907 - tomanyusernames ONLINE (05/06/2013) [-]
i just came to visit darling
#904 - lordbutthurt (05/03/2013) [-]
So I found this ...
#901 - drooms (05/02/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #903 to #902 - drooms (05/02/2013) [-]
One day it will take off!
#898 - postie (04/30/2013) [-]
How did your energizer bunny research go?
User avatar #899 to #898 - thechosentroll (04/30/2013) [-]
That was a while ago. It went ok.
User avatar #900 to #899 - postie (04/30/2013) [-]
I know, just wondering if you had managed to work anything out from it
User avatar #883 - skullnigga (04/20/2013) [-]
you fool, do you know what you have done?
User avatar #891 to #883 - thechosentroll (04/20/2013) [-]
Spammed a bit?
#876 - abcdxyz (04/20/2013) [-]
I'm curious, what were you testing with those posts?
User avatar #893 to #876 - thechosentroll (04/20/2013) [-]
Basically, whenever I get bored I like to analyze funnyjunk. I've noticed some very interesting patterns in the funnyjunker behavior. I've already found out how to manipulate them into thumbing my comments down or my content up(one of the reasons 80% of my shit makes it to the frontpage), but that got boring after a while. Now I'm trying to break down their behavior when dealing with spam. I already tested it on the boards, but each of them reacted differently. The brony board thumbed me both up and down, the random board joined in the spam and the item board got butthurt, started pretending they don't give a shit and then started begging fаgmin to ban me. Since the reactions were so varied, I couldn't make out a common pattern, so I'm spamming on content. I'm spamming the FUCK out of it so I can get a large enough sample.

After several hours of dealing with the angry mob I can safely say that I've managed to break down the way funnyjunkers argue into its' basic components and now understand it waaaaaaay better. It's gonna come in handy when arguing with morons.
#897 to #893 - abcdxyz (04/23/2013) [-]
I imagine the pattern on the boards would depend entirely on the board. Random is by nature spammy, brony can be a toss up I imagine (I'm not there often), and from my limited experience the items board is prone to see everything as thumb-whoring.

All in all sounds like a fair idea though
User avatar #874 - Katzie (04/20/2013) [-]
Pages of red thumbs.
GLORIOUS, GLORIOUS PAGES OF RED THUMBS.
Also, you will never get praised for it. The energizer bunny isn't the kind of thing that will grow on anybody
User avatar #875 to #874 - Katzie (04/20/2013) [-]
But I like admiring the pages of red thumbs the glorious glorious pages of red thumbs
User avatar #886 to #875 - thechosentroll (04/20/2013) [-]
Well, red IS my favourite color.
User avatar #873 - chewieisthebest ONLINE (04/20/2013) [-]
your soo close to 400 why would you do this????????????/
User avatar #885 to #873 - thechosentroll (04/20/2013) [-]
Because I can.
User avatar #872 - drooms (04/20/2013) [-]
Gotten a life yet?
User avatar #884 to #872 - thechosentroll (04/20/2013) [-]
I could ask you the same.
User avatar #887 to #884 - drooms (04/20/2013) [-]
Look at my amount of posts, now back to yours.
User avatar #888 to #887 - thechosentroll (04/20/2013) [-]
Now back at my red thumbs. Now back to yours. Sadly, they're not yours.
User avatar #889 to #888 - drooms (04/20/2013) [-]
I'm way to nice of a person to have your amount of red thumbs
User avatar #890 to #889 - thechosentroll (04/20/2013) [-]
And that's why you'll never succeed in life.
User avatar #892 to #890 - drooms (04/20/2013) [-]
I guess your way of succeeding in life is FJ
User avatar #894 to #892 - thechosentroll (04/20/2013) [-]
I was reffering to the general principle that nice people don't make it far in life, but whatever.
User avatar #895 to #894 - drooms (04/20/2013) [-]
Depends I suppose.
#870 - sorryshoe (04/19/2013) [-]
Are you selling any of your items? :3
Are you selling any of your items? :3
User avatar #866 - twi ONLINE (04/19/2013) [-]
*boop*
#867 to #866 - thechosentroll (04/19/2013) [-]
What is it? Make it quick. I have an angry mob to deal with.
What is it? Make it quick. I have an angry mob to deal with.
#868 to #867 - twi ONLINE (04/19/2013) [-]
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#859 - N. Korean citizen (04/19/2013) [-]
hey, how's it GOING?

get it?
User avatar #862 to #859 - tragono (04/19/2013) [-]
HAHAHAHAHH SO FUNNY.
#858 - Dwarf (04/19/2013) [-]
**Dwarf rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at Watching WWE when ** nice job copying geckosandcheckers.
User avatar #861 to #858 - thechosentroll (04/19/2013) [-]
If you're wondering why I removed you, it's because you're the 50th person to say I was copying geckosandmotherfuckingcheerios, so you win a prize.
User avatar #857 - flnonymousfour **User deleted account** (04/19/2013) [-]
hey can you stop spamming that rabbit everywhere? kthx.
#851 - BigBallSack (04/19/2013) [-]
Let's have steamy hot passionate sex together.
#864 to #851 - tomanyusernames ONLINE (04/19/2013) [-]
im game
#865 to #864 - BigBallSack (04/19/2013) [-]
Let's do this.
#869 to #865 - tomanyusernames ONLINE (04/19/2013) [-]
dont worry it will only hurt at first
User avatar #877 to #869 - BigBallSack (04/20/2013) [-]
I wish people in real life were as easy as you.
At least the people I meet, that is.
#878 to #877 - tomanyusernames ONLINE (04/20/2013) [-]
who would say not to a little rape
#879 to #878 - BigBallSack (04/20/2013) [-]
Lettuce rape everything.
#880 to #879 - tomanyusernames ONLINE (04/20/2013) [-]
well...
#881 to #880 - BigBallSack (04/20/2013) [-]
I'm going to touch you.
I'm going to touch you.
#882 to #881 - tomanyusernames ONLINE (04/20/2013) [-]
be gentle~
#852 to #851 - thechosentroll (04/19/2013) [-]
My rape senses are tingling. And not in the good way. Imma pass.
#853 to #852 - BigBallSack (04/19/2013) [-]
Oh c'mon. Just a quickie?

I'll even let you play with my armpits, just this time.
#854 to #853 - thechosentroll (04/19/2013) [-]
I am out of here.
I am out of here.
#856 to #854 - BigBallSack (04/19/2013) [-]
I'll be waiting <33
#855 to #854 - thechosentroll (04/19/2013) [-]
Wait a sec. This is my profile. I can't leave. FUCK!
#841 - N. Korean citizen (04/19/2013) [-]
Sad.
User avatar #844 to #841 - thechosentroll (04/19/2013) [-]
Need some cheering up?
User avatar #840 - tigronn (04/19/2013) [-]
you actually got demoted from god..?
User avatar #843 to #840 - thechosentroll (04/19/2013) [-]
Also, I get thumbed down a lot.
User avatar #842 to #840 - thechosentroll (04/19/2013) [-]
Nope. Just too lazy to get those 26000 thumbs.
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