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#289293 - You know what'd make up for the months of ******** …  [+] (24 new replies) 07/08/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #289294 - arziben (07/08/2014) [-]
that sure would be suh-weet
User avatar #289295 - thechosentroll (07/08/2014) [-]
We should suggest it to him. Maybe make do it. tends to ignore everyone else.
User avatar #289309 - leonhardt (07/08/2014) [-]
That's implying and are good enough dudes to give a shit about this site.
User avatar #289316 - phanact (07/08/2014) [-]
what are you talking about
User avatar #289310 - thechosentroll (07/08/2014) [-]
has a sense of humor, at least. A twisted, evil one, but that's exactly what we need right now.
User avatar #289312 - leonhardt (07/08/2014) [-]
Just look what happened to Orrisic.
2 accounts. He got -400 on two accounts and was banned on both for "Proxy thumbing"
User avatar #289313 - thechosentroll (07/08/2014) [-]
Well, yeah. No shit. That's cheating.
User avatar #289314 - leonhardt (07/08/2014) [-]
I thought it was agreed that he was banned because he was a huge faggot about it.
User avatar #289318 - thechosentroll (07/08/2014) [-]
No, he was banned, because of bad sportsmanship and proxy thumbing himself down. Being a massive cunt about it was just icing on the cake.
User avatar #289319 - leonhardt (07/08/2014) [-]
Well yeah. Bad Sportsmanship = Being a massive faggot.

I at least hope that when Lemmy gets -400 Addy straight up says "What the fuck are you talking about?"
User avatar #289320 - thechosentroll (07/08/2014) [-]
He probably will. That's why I always take pics when promises something concerning me.
User avatar #289296 - arziben (07/08/2014) [-]
This might actually be the plan, who knows.
I don't get all the hate on while we're on him
User avatar #289299 - thechosentroll (07/08/2014) [-]
That's because, like most people, you found out about him when made him famous. Me, I saw him during his rise to fame through overwhelming faggotry. That's why he's one of the two people on the site to earn my hate. I wonder if the site posttwo made dedicated to Phans' dick is still up. It's amazing how much that guy made from one little dick pic.
User avatar #289745 - wittypotato (07/09/2014) [-]
Who's the second person?
User avatar #289807 - thechosentroll (07/09/2014) [-]
Longer.
User avatar #289930 - wittypotato (07/09/2014) [-]
Why?
User avatar #289932 - thechosentroll (07/09/2014) [-]
He's a cunt.
User avatar #289933 - wittypotato (07/09/2014) [-]
Ah.
User avatar #289302 - posttwo (07/08/2014) [-]
One little dick pic that got picked up by someone thats bored as fuck
and no its not up
but I have backups
User avatar #289301 - arziben (07/08/2014) [-]
oh no no no, actually he was a friend of mine before becoming moderator and having to deal with the entire community. And I never really understood the accusations that were made on his levels of faggotry
User avatar #289304 - thechosentroll (07/08/2014) [-]
Because you weren't in the horsefucker board.
User avatar #289305 - arziben (07/08/2014) [-]
I was actually, guess I wasn't there at the right times

I remember an other popular faggot right before arrived but I can't recall his username
User avatar #289306 - thechosentroll (07/08/2014) [-]
We had a lot of those. Tangelo Dick managed to surpass them, somehow.
User avatar #289308 - arziben (07/08/2014) [-]
aaahh the memories of the good ol' brony board before it was taken by the bandwagon and all the good users moved out
#289291 - I dunno. I'm not sure if even remembers the whole thing. 07/08/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#289289 - Nah, made it a race - the first to get to -400 gets the name.…  [+] (27 new replies) 07/08/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #289292 - arziben (07/08/2014) [-]
well then, I guess that's fair, and hopefully assholes will be thumbed down to oblivion like it used to be after that stupid contest is finished

how to ruin your community 101
#289311 - anonymous (07/08/2014) [-]
it is finished. leberkase got to -400 and he got no colored text.
#289293 - thechosentroll (07/08/2014) [-]
You know what'd make up for the months of bullshit? If after someone reaches -400 changes it back to the old system where a negative level results in a permaban, so all the people who put so much effort into getting those red thumbs, including the -400 guy, get permabanned. That would make me happy to no end. I may even stop calling him if he does it.
User avatar #289294 - arziben (07/08/2014) [-]
that sure would be suh-weet
User avatar #289295 - thechosentroll (07/08/2014) [-]
We should suggest it to him. Maybe make do it. tends to ignore everyone else.
User avatar #289309 - leonhardt (07/08/2014) [-]
That's implying and are good enough dudes to give a shit about this site.
User avatar #289316 - phanact (07/08/2014) [-]
what are you talking about
User avatar #289310 - thechosentroll (07/08/2014) [-]
has a sense of humor, at least. A twisted, evil one, but that's exactly what we need right now.
User avatar #289312 - leonhardt (07/08/2014) [-]
Just look what happened to Orrisic.
2 accounts. He got -400 on two accounts and was banned on both for "Proxy thumbing"
User avatar #289313 - thechosentroll (07/08/2014) [-]
Well, yeah. No shit. That's cheating.
User avatar #289314 - leonhardt (07/08/2014) [-]
I thought it was agreed that he was banned because he was a huge faggot about it.
User avatar #289318 - thechosentroll (07/08/2014) [-]
No, he was banned, because of bad sportsmanship and proxy thumbing himself down. Being a massive cunt about it was just icing on the cake.
User avatar #289319 - leonhardt (07/08/2014) [-]
Well yeah. Bad Sportsmanship = Being a massive faggot.

I at least hope that when Lemmy gets -400 Addy straight up says "What the fuck are you talking about?"
User avatar #289320 - thechosentroll (07/08/2014) [-]
He probably will. That's why I always take pics when promises something concerning me.
User avatar #289296 - arziben (07/08/2014) [-]
This might actually be the plan, who knows.
I don't get all the hate on while we're on him
User avatar #289299 - thechosentroll (07/08/2014) [-]
That's because, like most people, you found out about him when made him famous. Me, I saw him during his rise to fame through overwhelming faggotry. That's why he's one of the two people on the site to earn my hate. I wonder if the site posttwo made dedicated to Phans' dick is still up. It's amazing how much that guy made from one little dick pic.
User avatar #289745 - wittypotato (07/09/2014) [-]
Who's the second person?
User avatar #289807 - thechosentroll (07/09/2014) [-]
Longer.
User avatar #289930 - wittypotato (07/09/2014) [-]
Why?
User avatar #289932 - thechosentroll (07/09/2014) [-]
He's a cunt.
User avatar #289933 - wittypotato (07/09/2014) [-]
Ah.
User avatar #289302 - posttwo (07/08/2014) [-]
One little dick pic that got picked up by someone thats bored as fuck
and no its not up
but I have backups
User avatar #289301 - arziben (07/08/2014) [-]
oh no no no, actually he was a friend of mine before becoming moderator and having to deal with the entire community. And I never really understood the accusations that were made on his levels of faggotry
User avatar #289304 - thechosentroll (07/08/2014) [-]
Because you weren't in the horsefucker board.
User avatar #289305 - arziben (07/08/2014) [-]
I was actually, guess I wasn't there at the right times

I remember an other popular faggot right before arrived but I can't recall his username
User avatar #289306 - thechosentroll (07/08/2014) [-]
We had a lot of those. Tangelo Dick managed to surpass them, somehow.
User avatar #289308 - arziben (07/08/2014) [-]
aaahh the memories of the good ol' brony board before it was taken by the bandwagon and all the good users moved out
#289287 - I actually want to thumb him down just so he gets to -400. I w…  [+] (31 new replies) 07/08/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... +2
#289290 - anonymous (07/08/2014) [-]
Is there even a colored username anymore?
User avatar #289291 - thechosentroll (07/08/2014) [-]
I dunno. I'm not sure if even remembers the whole thing.
User avatar #289288 - arziben (07/08/2014) [-]
wI'd be on your side if I didn't feared that the -400 thing wasn't a one time thing
User avatar #289289 - thechosentroll (07/08/2014) [-]
Nah, made it a race - the first to get to -400 gets the name. Only one can get it. That's why people were trying so hard.
User avatar #289292 - arziben (07/08/2014) [-]
well then, I guess that's fair, and hopefully assholes will be thumbed down to oblivion like it used to be after that stupid contest is finished

how to ruin your community 101
#289311 - anonymous (07/08/2014) [-]
it is finished. leberkase got to -400 and he got no colored text.
#289293 - thechosentroll (07/08/2014) [-]
You know what'd make up for the months of bullshit? If after someone reaches -400 changes it back to the old system where a negative level results in a permaban, so all the people who put so much effort into getting those red thumbs, including the -400 guy, get permabanned. That would make me happy to no end. I may even stop calling him if he does it.
User avatar #289294 - arziben (07/08/2014) [-]
that sure would be suh-weet
User avatar #289295 - thechosentroll (07/08/2014) [-]
We should suggest it to him. Maybe make do it. tends to ignore everyone else.
User avatar #289309 - leonhardt (07/08/2014) [-]
That's implying and are good enough dudes to give a shit about this site.
User avatar #289316 - phanact (07/08/2014) [-]
what are you talking about
User avatar #289310 - thechosentroll (07/08/2014) [-]
has a sense of humor, at least. A twisted, evil one, but that's exactly what we need right now.
User avatar #289312 - leonhardt (07/08/2014) [-]
Just look what happened to Orrisic.
2 accounts. He got -400 on two accounts and was banned on both for "Proxy thumbing"
User avatar #289313 - thechosentroll (07/08/2014) [-]
Well, yeah. No shit. That's cheating.
User avatar #289314 - leonhardt (07/08/2014) [-]
I thought it was agreed that he was banned because he was a huge faggot about it.
User avatar #289318 - thechosentroll (07/08/2014) [-]
No, he was banned, because of bad sportsmanship and proxy thumbing himself down. Being a massive cunt about it was just icing on the cake.
User avatar #289319 - leonhardt (07/08/2014) [-]
Well yeah. Bad Sportsmanship = Being a massive faggot.

I at least hope that when Lemmy gets -400 Addy straight up says "What the fuck are you talking about?"
User avatar #289320 - thechosentroll (07/08/2014) [-]
He probably will. That's why I always take pics when promises something concerning me.
User avatar #289296 - arziben (07/08/2014) [-]
This might actually be the plan, who knows.
I don't get all the hate on while we're on him
User avatar #289299 - thechosentroll (07/08/2014) [-]
That's because, like most people, you found out about him when made him famous. Me, I saw him during his rise to fame through overwhelming faggotry. That's why he's one of the two people on the site to earn my hate. I wonder if the site posttwo made dedicated to Phans' dick is still up. It's amazing how much that guy made from one little dick pic.
User avatar #289745 - wittypotato (07/09/2014) [-]
Who's the second person?
User avatar #289807 - thechosentroll (07/09/2014) [-]
Longer.
User avatar #289930 - wittypotato (07/09/2014) [-]
Why?
User avatar #289932 - thechosentroll (07/09/2014) [-]
He's a cunt.
User avatar #289933 - wittypotato (07/09/2014) [-]
Ah.
User avatar #289302 - posttwo (07/08/2014) [-]
One little dick pic that got picked up by someone thats bored as fuck
and no its not up
but I have backups
User avatar #289301 - arziben (07/08/2014) [-]
oh no no no, actually he was a friend of mine before becoming moderator and having to deal with the entire community. And I never really understood the accusations that were made on his levels of faggotry
User avatar #289304 - thechosentroll (07/08/2014) [-]
Because you weren't in the horsefucker board.
User avatar #289305 - arziben (07/08/2014) [-]
I was actually, guess I wasn't there at the right times

I remember an other popular faggot right before arrived but I can't recall his username
User avatar #289306 - thechosentroll (07/08/2014) [-]
We had a lot of those. Tangelo Dick managed to surpass them, somehow.
User avatar #289308 - arziben (07/08/2014) [-]
aaahh the memories of the good ol' brony board before it was taken by the bandwagon and all the good users moved out
#11 - Yeah, but it had it for the same reason half my classmates are… 07/08/2014 on Boarding School 0
#35 - You can't put a pricetag on happiness. 07/08/2014 on hold for planes 0
#8 - "I wanna become a doctor!" "OK, you just ha…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/08/2014 on Boarding School -1
#18 - anonymous (07/08/2014) [-]
Strawman. Not everyone wants to be a doctor and the school is still in existence. You're just jealous that you were dumped on an educational conveyor belt. If they want to study medicine, they will soon realize that they have to take the appropriate classes. The school isn't some hippy arts college; its only difference is that in making classes non-compulsory it undermines the feelings of educational resentment which you have just given a pyrotechnic display of.
User avatar #9 - VincentKing (07/08/2014) [-]
think of it like taking a course in, I dunno, IT. You aren't forced to take the course, but rather you chose to do it. You chose a path you wanted to take, and you get through it, however if you then hate it, you stop going and do something else. This school has the same principal as that, and has had a huge success rate.
User avatar #11 - thechosentroll (07/08/2014) [-]
Yeah, but it had it for the same reason half my classmates are becoming doctors - the kids know what they're gonna do since day 1. If they ever change their mind, the system's horrible, but if you've made up your mind before you've even gotten in, you're good. Like the classmates I gave as an example - each and every single of them (for a total of about 15) are doctors' kids and have known since kindergarten that they're gonna be doctors when they grow up, so they spent 12 years focusing on nothing but the stuff they need to become doctors and barely passing all other subjects.

In theory, the school in the post is doing something new and amazing. In practice, people have been doing it for ages.
#28 - I still wonder if women like gay porn like men like ***…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/08/2014 on MFW friend introduces me to... 0
User avatar #68 - imakejewburgers (07/08/2014) [-]
I don't know how much women watch, but most gay men watch the most gay porn so it's not really targeting them.
#76 - That was a good one. Let me tell you what part we play. They u… 07/08/2014 on Europe Stronk 0
#41 - My country doesn't. So far it's done nothing but **** …  [+] (5 new replies) 07/08/2014 on Europe Stronk +1
#47 - piripirinorse (07/08/2014) [-]
Which country would that be? I can't think of a single country that has been fucked over by the EU, and hasn't benefited hugely from the freedom it brings.
User avatar #49 - notsoulmyr (07/08/2014) [-]
Bulgaria
#53 - piripirinorse (07/08/2014) [-]
But you got huge benefits from the EU. You actually play a role in the world now, instead of languishing as an Eastern European country...
#76 - thechosentroll (07/08/2014) [-]
That was a good one. Let me tell you what part we play. They use us as cheap labor, since we're the worst-paid workers in the EU, crippled our agricultural sector with absurd regulations that make any sort of profit impossible and actually ruin the quality of the products, they made us shut down all but a single reactor of our nuclear power plant, thus raising the cost of electricity and reducing our GDP, since we were selling all the excess power we produced and made us clear forests and national parks to build "eco-friendly" wind and solar parks. For what? In exchange for some subsidies, which were quickly gobbled up by the politicians and system, so none of the money got to the actual people.

We've only been in the EU for a couple of years and most people already want out, but they won't let us, since the EU needs us more than we need it. They gain so much from our cheap labor and strategic position between Urop, Africa and Asia that they'd never let us get away.
#10 - Yes, but it's not strictly prohibiting anything.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/08/2014 on something is backwards. 0
User avatar #11 - Shramin (07/08/2014) [-]
Yes that was why it turned into a very convoluted sentence, with no pause which makes for awkward reading.
#9 - Close, but no cigar.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/08/2014 on Potato'ween 0
User avatar #10 - insertsfunnyname (07/08/2014) [-]
Well, then maybe it is only a dream...
#7 - Damn. There go my dreams of massive french fries.  [+] (3 new replies) 07/08/2014 on Potato'ween 0
User avatar #9 - thechosentroll (07/08/2014) [-]
Close, but no cigar.
User avatar #10 - insertsfunnyname (07/08/2014) [-]
Well, then maybe it is only a dream...
#289117 - I wonder if that'd count as a form of biological warfare.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/08/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#289123 - anonymous (07/08/2014) [-]
Probably. The gooks in vietnam did it...except they used shit covered spears.
#289111 - I see the iron E in your profile pic and it's forced as … 07/08/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... +5
#289107 - Do as our ancestors did - **** in your hand and t…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/08/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... +5
User avatar #289121 - alexanderburns (07/08/2014) [-]
>tfw aboriginal children on the shit reserves still do this
User avatar #289122 - bladeboy (07/08/2014) [-]
Can't blame em, we fucked em over pretty bad. Let em toss some shit around.
#289114 - anonymous (07/08/2014) [-]
I have aids.
User avatar #289117 - thechosentroll (07/08/2014) [-]
I wonder if that'd count as a form of biological warfare.
#289123 - anonymous (07/08/2014) [-]
Probably. The gooks in vietnam did it...except they used shit covered spears.
#9225789 - You've been booped too.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/08/2014 on retard forum +1
#9225792 - captainyoshi (07/08/2014) [-]
okay
#7 - Picture 07/08/2014 on title 0
#6 - Picture 07/08/2014 on title 0
#1 - Technically it's more of a collum of meat. Or a pillar. I'm no…  [+] (7 new replies) 07/08/2014 on how do you switch to easy mode +107
#38 - anonymous (07/08/2014) [-]
relevant.
User avatar #28 - rheago (07/08/2014) [-]
Didn't you used to have pinkt text?
User avatar #22 - lean (07/08/2014) [-]
Clearly we are tubes of meat- holes at both ends....
#13 - shibblehiggins has deleted their comment.
User avatar #7 - babydingo (07/08/2014) [-]
column is just vertical slab
User avatar #2 - jackmanagan (07/08/2014) [-]
I am a hulking mass of water based self repairing meat walls

supported with calcium dense scaffolding

And a tube based AC
User avatar #20 - IamWhoIam (07/08/2014) [-]
With a meat lined waste disposal system.
#1 - Yeah, a flower garden full of narcisses.  [+] (11 new replies) 07/08/2014 on That just about sums things... +236
#72 - drayn (07/08/2014) [-]
And faggots
User avatar #46 - muffinthreesixty (07/08/2014) [-]
and porn lots of porn
User avatar #47 - thechosentroll (07/08/2014) [-]
Eh, I prefer 4chin for my porn gifs/webMs
User avatar #33 - midgettitwank (07/08/2014) [-]
nya nya nya nya nya
User avatar #18 - cormy (07/08/2014) [-]
narcissists*
#19 - anonymous (07/08/2014) [-]
narcissus*
User avatar #20 - cormy (07/08/2014) [-]
Narcissus is someone's name, not the label for some who exhibits narcissism.
#77 - anonymous (07/08/2014) [-]
narcisses is the name of a kind of flower.
User avatar #124 - cormy (07/09/2014) [-]
Oh. Pun.
User avatar #23 - narcissism (07/08/2014) [-]
Narcissus is where the word narcissism comes from. So technically he is not entirely wrong nor right He is left .
#10 - lordraine (07/08/2014) [-]
Botanists 4 lyfe
#5 - Somewhere a game dev is screaming at a bowl of potato salad.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/08/2014 on Potato Salad Kickstater…. 0
User avatar #9 - namdelliks (07/08/2014) [-]
Somewhere I'm screaming at all the massive faggots wasting money on "potato salad"
#5 - Where does one even get a potato that size? I'm being serious …  [+] (6 new replies) 07/08/2014 on Potato'ween 0
#14 - captainprincess (07/08/2014) [-]
That ain't no potato
Since when did potatoes have hollows inside with seeds
you ever cut up a potato?
User avatar #6 - insertsfunnyname (07/08/2014) [-]
I think it's edited.
User avatar #7 - thechosentroll (07/08/2014) [-]
Damn. There go my dreams of massive french fries.
User avatar #9 - thechosentroll (07/08/2014) [-]
Close, but no cigar.
User avatar #10 - insertsfunnyname (07/08/2014) [-]
Well, then maybe it is only a dream...
#3 - Neat. Vintage internets. It's like finding a fossil, except wi… 07/08/2014 on I found this thing 0
#8 - This guy fits the brony stereotype so well it's kind of …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/08/2014 on Holy shit. 0
User avatar #9 - oceanmist (07/08/2014) [-]
Well, its a stereotype for a reason.
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#1862 to #1861 - thechosentroll (9 hours ago) [-]
Strange, random and kind of gay. So, is this a selfie or something?
#1863 to #1862 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (9 hours ago) [-]
Well I am from the desert.
I would love a fluffly pink guile suit to strut around in for ***** and giggles.

Anyhow whats up.
User avatar #1864 to #1863 - thechosentroll (9 hours ago) [-]
Not much. Still waiting for those university results. Just three more days until I find out if it's time to celebrate or punch a hole through a wall.
User avatar #1865 to #1864 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (8 hours ago) [-]
Oh man. Well heres to crossing fingers. I hope you get in.

My friend is making me play cripple girl simulator 2012
User avatar #1866 to #1865 - thechosentroll (8 hours ago) [-]
Katawa Shoujo? Ugh god, I hope you're not a fan of reading, because if you've seen proper writing, that thing is going to seem horrible. So slooooooooooooooow. Also, avoid the ******* brigade - Pinkie McDrillhair and Specs the amazing bitch.
#1867 to #1866 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (8 hours ago) [-]
I'm barely into it. The analogies are good but hisao is a goddamn retard it seems.

Eh. I'll probably go for rin.

How do I avoid being pushed of the roof?
User avatar #1868 to #1867 - thechosentroll (8 hours ago) [-]
By not being a dumbass, mostly. Just don't hurt anyones' feelings and you'll be good. On my first try I intentionally pissed everyone off just to see what happens. Kenji happened. If you're going for a specific route, just look up a flowchart or something. It just turns it from a game into a visual novel.
User avatar #1869 to #1868 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (8 hours ago) [-]
Is it.. not a visual novel?..
Got it.

Why do I have to play as this ******* ?
User avatar #1870 to #1869 - thechosentroll (8 hours ago) [-]
Ah, **** . Almost forgot to reply. Saw something shiny and got distracted. Anyway, there is a simply explanation as to why Hisao has the mental capacity of a lobotomized chimpanzee - the game is made by /a/. See, /a/ is the chamber of the great council of otakus , which slightly overlaps with the great council of neckbeards, , which means that, despite this being a western production, they have to make it as cliche and anime-y as possible. That means they have to include as many stereotypes as possible. You've got:
The sexually and all-round oblivious MC in the form of Hisao, just like every MC in a romance anime ever.
The shy, quiet one, which all the fans like, in the form of Hanako, just like characters like Hinata
The overly nice and motherly one, who's actually got a heavy burden - Lilly, just like a ******* of characters whos' names I can't remember. Like that captain from Bleach. The one with the braid.
Overly sporty one - Emi
The hidden genius that looks like they're high 25/7 and none of what they say makes sense unless you can think in 5 dimensions - Rin
Bossy bitch with glasses (they even made her to the "adjust glasses and they shine like ******* 200 000 watt fog lights" thing) - Shizune
The hyperactive one (bonus points for the stereotypical pink hair) - Misha
The paranoid comic relief, who does crazy and random **** - Kenji.

It could have had a proper story and characters, but alas, they decided to make it a waifu simulator rather than a proper ******* novel.
#1871 to #1870 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (8 hours ago) [-]
I feel like I'd be able to connect most with rin.

I don't know, something about a lax attitude, not necessarily shy, just someone who only talks when they feel they need to, and has something to say when they do.
A quiet observer kind of attitude.

Someone you could legit just lay back in the same room as silently and they'd still count it as quality time.
User avatar #1872 to #1871 - thechosentroll (8 hours ago) [-]
Yeah, that's more or less Rin. She's one of the better-written routes, so you'll probably like it if you can get past the mind-numbingly slow pace. God, I still don't get why they spend a solid 20% of time describing everything. It's a ******* visual novel. We can SEE what's happening. If they'd just dropped that, it might have been an actual good read.
User avatar #1873 to #1872 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (8 hours ago) [-]
Meh, it seems alright so far. Nothing spectacular or underwhelming either.
User avatar #1874 to #1873 - thechosentroll (8 hours ago) [-]
Yeah, that's the thing that made it suck for me. You're just "OK, this is pretty unremarkable, but something cool should happen soon. *two hours later* aaaaaaaaaaaany minute now *5 hours later* aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaany mi- oh, it's over.". I dunno, maybe it's because I got Hanako.
#1875 to #1874 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (8 hours ago) [-]
I used to read so much in the desert, but I sold my books to afford the move.

Maybe I should go to a book store.
User avatar #1876 to #1875 - thechosentroll (8 hours ago) [-]
Or you could just look up books online.
#1877 to #1876 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (8 hours ago) [-]
Thats not quite the same for me man.

Although the frustration of constantly fiddling with the fickle pages of a book is a little inconvenient.

Maybe its because I never had a bookmark.
User avatar #1878 to #1877 - thechosentroll (8 hours ago) [-]
I'm not even sure what a bookmark is.
User avatar #1879 to #1878 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (8 hours ago) [-]
Usually a very small rope or a long thin laminated card like a stretched out debit card that goes between the pages.
User avatar #1880 to #1879 - thechosentroll (8 hours ago) [-]
Oh. Why not just use a regular piece of paper?
#1882 to #1880 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (4 hours ago) [-]
Im leaving my house for the first time in months today. Even if it is to just go to the book store.
User avatar #1881 to #1880 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (8 hours ago) [-]
I could, I just always forgot or was too lazy so I never bothered. I just dogeared the page.
#1860 - thegayman ONLINE (07/11/2014) [-]
User avatar #1857 - Riukanojutsu ONLINE (07/09/2014) [-]
Since you like Dorf, imma just drop this **** here pastebin.com/VNcX2Quc
User avatar #1858 to #1857 - thechosentroll (07/09/2014) [-]
Yes, I've known about that for ages. Doesn't interest me much, though. I prefer medieval fantasy over futuristic stuff. Still, I may look into it, seeing as how it'll be a month until they fix the new DF patch. Later, though. I still have other **** to play.
#1851 - kinginthenorth (07/08/2014) [-]
New DF update
Is your anus prepared?
#1852 to #1851 - thechosentroll (07/08/2014) [-]
It's been prepared for a month now, ever since I heard about the upcoming update. I can not ******* wait. It's gonna have so much cool **** in both adventure mode and fortress mode. The things I'm most excited about are the new system that draws siege units from the civilization pool, meaning actual goblin citizens attack me instead of some randomly generated crap, meaning I can cripple their civilizations by simply existing and anihilating their armies. The other main thing is the fact that world generation will continue in fortress mode, meaning those crippled civilizations will really be wiped out thanks to me.

God, I know this is going to be a buggy, unplayable piece of **** for a month, but I don't care. This is going to be AWESOME!
#1853 to #1852 - kinginthenorth (07/09/2014) [-]
I'm loving it so far.
Been doing Adventure mode

Had to say goodbye to my previous fortress because of a tantrum spiral
But i learned one thing from that fortress, the easy way to get to a legendary military
>Make room with 1 upright spears (Only training spears), 1 Armor stand and 1 locked door
>Assign military to armor stand (Put them in decent armor first, or give them a cloak. If you've got neither, good training for your medical team)
>Put lever on repeat
>Profit

Axelords, Hammerlords, Swordmasters and Spearmasters in about 2-5 minutes. And they're all legendary Fighters, Dodgers, etc.
#1854 to #1853 - thechosentroll (07/09/2014) [-]
Yes, that's called a danger room. Popular training method. My usual approach is:
1. Give dorfs armor. No weapon or shield.
2. Send them into the danger room, where they become legendary armor users and pretty good at dodging.
3. Give shield.
4. Send into danger room, until they become legendary blockers and great at dodging.
5. Give weapon.
6. Don't let them leave the room until they become legendary at the weapon and legendary dodgers. It takes a while, due to how good they are at blocking and dodging.

That's why my army usually consists of a tag team of two dwarves. I prefer quality over quantity when it comes to melee dorfs, so I pick two dwarves that are naturally physically fit it's important, because physical attributes can only become double their original value, meaning you can't make a weakass dwarf look like Conan the Dwarfbarian , give them dwarves full masterwork steel armor, train them to superhuman levels and watch as they slaughter everything in their path.

One of these days I'm going to perfect my super-soldier training program by adding genetics to it, selectively breeding the dorfiest of dorfs in order to get the perfect engines of destruction. It'll have to wait, though. I've decided to put off playing it for a bit and wait until the worst fortress mode bugs get fixed. Also, there's a lot of mini-updates coming, which include some stuff Toady couldn't get running for the full update.
#1855 to #1854 - kinginthenorth (07/09/2014) [-]
Yeah, i figured that my dwarves didn't bother to dodge anymore because they just used their weapon to block
My military basically started out as full wrestlers (Reading reports on killing Elven Caravans has never been more fun), since i didn't forge weapons from the start (They quickly armed themselves with goblin weapons tho)

I don't often look at the description, more at their job and how replaceable they are. ie Cheese makers and Spinners are excellent military material to me. The ones that did survive everything are rewarded with my finest armors. The others just serve to tire the other creatures and/or lure enemies into cage traps.

My ultimate achievement will be when i manage to capture a dragon. Cave dragon or actual Dragon matters not. But i MUST and SHALL have a goddamn War Dragon.
User avatar #1856 to #1855 - thechosentroll (07/09/2014) [-]
Oh, yeah. That's awesome. I've had those. Instant goblin remover, as long as you keep it safe from archers. Dragons are absurdly fragile. They're glass cannons, basically. My ambition is to catch two rocs. They're the only megabeasts that can breed. They can be bred. I can have an army of ******* rocs.
User avatar #1859 to #1856 - kinginthenorth (07/09/2014) [-]
I've thought of catching Rocs, but i figured i'd just keep it at a dragon for the moment. Imagine an entire fort just filled with ******* Rocs

I'll just restrain the dragon to a safe place and then watch it burn everything.
#1837 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
Hi.
Hi.
User avatar #1839 to #1837 - thechosentroll (07/02/2014) [-]
The **** is it this time?
#1841 to #1839 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
Am I not allowed to try and have a conversation?

How are you?
#1846 to #1841 - thechosentroll (07/02/2014) [-]
No, there's no problem and I'm a bit............................ irritable. Yes, let's say "irritable", because I'm trying to get my paperwork done while I wait for the universities I applied in to announce my results. I'm really on 						*******					 edge, because despite my great grades and the fact that I'm competing with 						********					, I am the unluckiest 						************					 I know. Both universities I applied to had a special new offer, where you can pay to get in early for 50% of the places in specialty. Both universities only tested it on a single specialty - THE ONE I WANT TO 						*******					 GET INTO! So now I'm competing for half the number of spots, because some jackasses with Ds paid to get in first. And this 						****					 wasn't even official. Unless you literally knew someone who worked at the university, you had no 						*******					 idea it was a thing. So now I'm just sitting here, marinating in my own stress and seething, burning, mind-numbingly intense hatred for the world, while I wait for the results.   
   
Other than that, everything's fine. Had some ice cream earlier today and Dwarf Fortress is getting an update soon, which everyone's been waiting for for two years. So, all in all, if I manage not to think about the university thing for 5 seconds, I'll be as happy as can physically be.
No, there's no problem and I'm a bit............................ irritable. Yes, let's say "irritable", because I'm trying to get my paperwork done while I wait for the universities I applied in to announce my results. I'm really on ******* edge, because despite my great grades and the fact that I'm competing with ******** , I am the unluckiest ************ I know. Both universities I applied to had a special new offer, where you can pay to get in early for 50% of the places in specialty. Both universities only tested it on a single specialty - THE ONE I WANT TO ******* GET INTO! So now I'm competing for half the number of spots, because some jackasses with Ds paid to get in first. And this **** wasn't even official. Unless you literally knew someone who worked at the university, you had no ******* idea it was a thing. So now I'm just sitting here, marinating in my own stress and seething, burning, mind-numbingly intense hatred for the world, while I wait for the results.

Other than that, everything's fine. Had some ice cream earlier today and Dwarf Fortress is getting an update soon, which everyone's been waiting for for two years. So, all in all, if I manage not to think about the university thing for 5 seconds, I'll be as happy as can physically be.
User avatar #1847 to #1846 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
Im sorry..
#1848 to #1847 - thechosentroll (07/02/2014) [-]
For what? I'll get into the specialty I want. I worked my ass off for this, my grades are more than high enough, my paperwork is flawless and there's not all that many people competing. I will ****** some of the people that got better scores than me just to vacate a spot for myself. I. WILL. GET. IN. Nothing short of a meteor destroying the university is going to stop me.
#1849 to #1848 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
Dedication like that is kinda attractive.
#1850 to #1849 - thechosentroll (07/02/2014) [-]
I'm not dedicated. I'm stubborn. It's a pretty major personality flaw - I'm incapable of admitting defeat or giving up. When a sensible person encounters and obstacle, they walk around it. When I encounter an obstacle, I bash my head against it until one or the other breaks. It is by no means attractive.
I'm not dedicated. I'm stubborn. It's a pretty major personality flaw - I'm incapable of admitting defeat or giving up. When a sensible person encounters and obstacle, they walk around it. When I encounter an obstacle, I bash my head against it until one or the other breaks. It is by no means attractive.
#1834 - joshlol (07/01/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #1835 to #1834 - thechosentroll (07/01/2014) [-]
Considering the **** on my profile, this is an improvement.
User avatar #1836 to #1835 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
As 50% of the **** on your profile, I'm offended.
User avatar #1838 to #1836 - thechosentroll (07/02/2014) [-]
You have no idea how much willpower it's currently taking for me to not start insulting you.
#1840 to #1838 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
I was kidding man.

Want me to talk to you less?
User avatar #1842 to #1840 - thechosentroll (07/02/2014) [-]
I generally dislike human interaction, so yes. It would be nice. I thought you had a ******* of other people to talk to.
User avatar #1843 to #1842 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
There are a lot of people to talk to, but a lot less I LIKE to talk to.
User avatar #1844 to #1843 - thechosentroll (07/02/2014) [-]
Great, I'm the worlds' most anti-social conversationalist.
#1822 - EdwardNigma (06/29/2014) [-]
I got a game called Gnomoria in the sale, things said it was like Dwarf Fortress lite.
It's still incredibly complex, and with no tutorial.
I found a guide to teach me beginner stuff though.
A guide that is half a ******* novels worth of **** .
User avatar #1823 to #1822 - thechosentroll (06/29/2014) [-]
Yes, that sounds like Dwarf Fortress lite. Then again, you could write two novels on just the ways you could dick around in Dwarf Fortress. They'll soon be even more. There should be an update in a week or two. Give or take two years.
User avatar #1824 to #1823 - EdwardNigma (06/29/2014) [-]
I'm not even sure I can dick around on the same level of Dwarf Fortress.
Maybe? Maybe not.
User avatar #1825 to #1824 - thechosentroll (06/29/2014) [-]
Well, depends on how creative you are. For example, what would you do if you started a fortress around a volcano? What would you use the infinity supply of lava for?
User avatar #1826 to #1825 - EdwardNigma (06/29/2014) [-]
Praise a lava god. Protect lava god temple to the death, in the face of defeat, make final stand and crack open lava vault thing, if we die, our enemies will burn in holy fire with us.
#1827 to #1826 - thechosentroll (06/29/2014) [-]
Not bad, not bad. That's actually the standard approach to lava in this game. However, there are more interesting things you can do with it. I asked you this, because my last fort was on a volcano. Can you guess what I made right above my entrance? A gigantic golden dick, with balls full of pressurized lava, which it could spew at invaders at the pull of a lever. That is the type of ******* around one is capable of AND MORE! You should read some of the Dwarf Fortress stories. Basically, it's a type of challenge where different people pass eachother a save file and play for a year each and documenting everything in text form. Since you have different people doing different **** , it's complete chaos. The most famous of these stories is ************ , which ended in the fiery death you just described. Want a link?
User avatar #1828 to #1827 - EdwardNigma (06/29/2014) [-]
Yes I do.
I neglected to mention the faint Rammstein playing when everyone burns to death.
I'm sure I can get more creative if I wanted to.
User avatar #1829 to #1828 - thechosentroll (06/29/2014) [-]
lparchive.org/Dwarf-Fortress-Boatmurdered/

Here, even if you don't understand what's going on in the pics, the story should be pretty easy to make out.
User avatar #1830 to #1829 - EdwardNigma (06/29/2014) [-]
Jesus I thought you meant "year" as in "real actual ******* year"
User avatar #1831 to #1830 - thechosentroll (06/29/2014) [-]
No, no, no, no. Ingame year. Jesus, most players can't even survive that long. The most I've been able to do is two real life months. That was my oldest fort - destroyed 27 years after its' founding by me getting bored of it, since it was going too well.
User avatar #1832 to #1831 - EdwardNigma (06/29/2014) [-]
Well.
ADD ME ON STEAM FOR CONVENIENCE
steamcommunity.com/id/Eddynigma
#1833 to #1832 - thechosentroll (06/29/2014) [-]
BEHOLD! The wonders of dwarven medicine.
#1814 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (06/26/2014) [-]
Play league with me and madzombiie.
User avatar #1816 to #1814 - thechosentroll (06/26/2014) [-]
**** off. I quit League. If I wanted pain and frustration, I'd try bondage.
#1817 to #1816 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (06/26/2014) [-]
Oh I can help with that baby.
#1819 to #1818 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (06/26/2014) [-]
Let me just find the fuzzy handcuffs <3
User avatar #1820 to #1819 - thechosentroll (06/26/2014) [-]
Please die in a fire and what the hell is that thing you keep posting?
#1821 to #1820 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (06/26/2014) [-]
Seccom Masada sensei.

In yume nikki if you solve a couple puzzles you end up on his space ship, where he will always play piano. If you get him to look at you, you can see his eyes are crooked.
User avatar #1815 to #1814 - madzombiie ONLINE (06/26/2014) [-]
hi
#1811 - breadposter (06/25/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #1812 to #1811 - thechosentroll (06/25/2014) [-]
I thumbed down that post, you ************* retard.
#1810 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (06/10/2014) [-]
We should play games together sometime.
We should play games together sometime.
#1807 - misanthrizzle (06/07/2014) [-]
do you ever wonder why there are anonymous users browsing your profile
do you ever wonder why there are anonymous users browsing your profile
User avatar #1809 to #1807 - maybetraffy ONLINE (06/09/2014) [-]
I do
User avatar #1808 to #1807 - thechosentroll (06/07/2014) [-]
No, not really.
User avatar #1804 - sebthebrony (06/05/2014) [-]
Didn't you hang out in brony?
User avatar #1805 to #1804 - thechosentroll (06/05/2014) [-]
Yes, though I was never a *********** . I only chilled there, because it was a fast and interesting board. Now it's just a massive throbbing tumor.
User avatar #1806 to #1805 - sebthebrony (06/05/2014) [-]
yeah... it's terribly declined
#1787 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (05/28/2014) [-]
Some people man...

I just...

Im an introvert man... I cant explain things to people about people.
I see the logic behind why people do things. I can explain that. Motives, reasoning, causes. I cant explain it into terms normal people get.
User avatar #1788 to #1787 - thechosentroll (05/28/2014) [-]
Yes, that's normal for an introvert.
User avatar #1789 to #1788 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (05/28/2014) [-]
I think I can get along well with you because of that.
You explain things factually. Without bias. You say why you do things and how you actually feel. There are no games. You're a logical thinker.

Do you feel like people perceive you as emotionless or cold in normal conversation? Or that you "Have no interest" when you just sit there and listen?..
User avatar #1790 to #1789 - thechosentroll (05/28/2014) [-]
Yes, I know for a fact that they do, since they've told me. I just look uninterested by default, but once people get used to it, they don't notice. As for the "say why you do things and how you actually feel" part, I've noticed that it's much easier to just be yourself. That's why I value honesty and people who don't pretend they're something they're not. That's why I have few friends, but I get along well with the ones I have, since I know that's who they really are. It's so much easier to be friends when no one's pretending to be something they're not. Just fly your true colors and give as little of a **** as possible.
#1791 to #1790 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (05/28/2014) [-]
I try to keep up appearances a little bit.
If you speak your mind too much you get into unnecessary conflict. I try to keep that to a minimum.
User avatar #1792 to #1791 - thechosentroll (05/28/2014) [-]
Yeah, I've noticed that sometimes it's better to just shut up. "If you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all" and all that crap.
User avatar #1793 to #1792 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (05/28/2014) [-]
Yes. Plus being nice is nice.
User avatar #1794 to #1793 - thechosentroll (05/28/2014) [-]
Yes, though saying that is a bit redundant.
User avatar #1795 to #1794 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (05/28/2014) [-]
I suppose it is.

But I'll have you know I work for the redundant centre for redundant redundancies.
User avatar #1796 to #1795 - thechosentroll (05/28/2014) [-]
In the department of redundancy department?
User avatar #1798 to #1797 - thechosentroll (05/28/2014) [-]
Then you're not being redundant enough.
#1799 to #1798 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (05/28/2014) [-]
Its rather cold. And I'm in for my third day of public school in a few hours...

And I haven't slept.
User avatar #1800 to #1799 - thechosentroll (05/28/2014) [-]
Sounds like a regular school day to me. I've noticed that even the most social people have only two reasons to get up in the morning on a school day: because they have to go to school or because they have to take a piss. No one enjoys getting up and dragging their semi-comatose ass to school. Chill, you'll get used to it. And don't worry if people treat you like an outsider because you're new. Happens to everyone. You just have to give them some time to get used to the idea that you're part of their class.
User avatar #1801 to #1800 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (05/28/2014) [-]
The school year is nearly over. Its rather silly they enrolled me in the first place.
User avatar #1802 to #1801 - thechosentroll (05/28/2014) [-]
Eh, better late than never.
User avatar #1803 to #1802 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (05/28/2014) [-]
True..
User avatar #1785 - yunogasaii (05/27/2014) [-]
I've been bored lately, so I rack my mind tryna think of what to do, and I remember some comments you've posted about Dwarf Fortress, so I tried it. It's been taking up my time lately, since it has so much "Fun".
So thanks (I think you're the DF guy, at least.)
User avatar #1786 to #1785 - thechosentroll (05/27/2014) [-]
Yeah, that's probably me.
User avatar #1768 - exotic ONLINE (05/25/2014) [-]
do you play hearthstone NA or EU
User avatar #1769 to #1768 - thechosentroll (05/25/2014) [-]
EU. I think.
User avatar #1770 to #1769 - exotic ONLINE (05/25/2014) [-]
Exotic#2745 add me EU
User avatar #1772 to #1770 - thechosentroll (05/25/2014) [-]
By the way, my Hearthstone name is EpiclyBad.
User avatar #1771 to #1770 - thechosentroll (05/25/2014) [-]
I rarely play, but OK. I'm hypercasual.
User avatar #1773 to #1771 - exotic ONLINE (05/25/2014) [-]
i just like to have people added
like to vent or brag or congratulate

hearthstone is such a lonely game without people
User avatar #1775 to #1773 - thechosentroll (05/25/2014) [-]
Also, it's a bit more fun if you don't care about winning. Like my current main deck - the ragequit deck. It's pretty **** at everything but one thing, but it excels in it - making the other person yell "ARE YOU ******* KIDDING ME?!?". I can pull a 28/28 creature out my ass on turn 5 and no one even expects it.
User avatar #1776 to #1775 - exotic ONLINE (05/25/2014) [-]
i have a druid deck called Gaben that doesn't include the number 3 in any shape or form
It's stupid but fun
User avatar #1777 to #1776 - thechosentroll (05/25/2014) [-]
All my decks are pretty stupid. I mean, in most of them, I don't even have creatures that cost less than 4 mana.
User avatar #1774 to #1773 - thechosentroll (05/25/2014) [-]
I like playing it while listening to podcasts and stuff.
User avatar #1766 - brothergrimm ONLINE (05/25/2014) [-]
how'd finals go dude?
User avatar #1767 to #1766 - thechosentroll (05/25/2014) [-]
FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
User avatar #1778 to #1767 - brothergrimm ONLINE (05/25/2014) [-]
i'll take that as "quite well"
User avatar #1779 to #1778 - thechosentroll (05/25/2014) [-]
Eeeeeeeeeeeeh, good have been better. Could have been worse. Luckily, I got the grades I need for university elsewhere, so I don't need the grades from the finals. I'll definitely pass, so it's no big deal. I'm just glad it's finally over. I have 3 whole weeks of nothing to worry about before university applications start.
User avatar #1780 to #1779 - brothergrimm ONLINE (05/25/2014) [-]
3 weeks of nothing to worry about. that's a LOT of porn, dude.
User avatar #1781 to #1780 - thechosentroll (05/25/2014) [-]
And Dark Souls 2. Started playing it recently.
User avatar #1782 to #1781 - brothergrimm ONLINE (05/25/2014) [-]
i have yet to play the dark souls games. saw the gameplay, not that interested
User avatar #1783 to #1782 - thechosentroll (05/25/2014) [-]
Dark Souls 1 on PC was a complete piece of **** . DS 2 is fine. Kind of relaxing, actually.
User avatar #1784 to #1783 - brothergrimm ONLINE (05/25/2014) [-]
i prefer shooters or if it is a sword and shield kind of rpg, skyrim or the original fable
User avatar #1747 to #1746 - thechosentroll (05/16/2014) [-]
I was drunk. Ignore everything and anything I may have said. You saw NOTHING.
#1748 to #1747 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (05/16/2014) [-]
Actually you're right. I did see nothing. You deleted it in seconds.

But I'm happy to know you come to me in your drunkenness.

Do you enjoy my company at all or do I bother you?
User avatar #1749 to #1748 - thechosentroll (05/16/2014) [-]
Seeing as how I'm currently half-asleep and slightly pissed, it's hard to tell how much is caused by my disposition and how much because of you. Still, I wouldn't say you're bothering me.
User avatar #1750 to #1749 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (05/16/2014) [-]
What are you angry about?
User avatar #1751 to #1750 - thechosentroll (05/16/2014) [-]
Because I got drunk and did something I haven't done since I was 12. The one thing I swore to never do again - give a **** .
#1752 to #1751 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (05/16/2014) [-]
Its okay sometimes.

People are people.
No matter how strong or competent we have needs we try to ignore because they make us feel weak.

If you have a concern I'm happy to listen, drunk or sober.
User avatar #1753 to #1752 - thechosentroll (05/16/2014) [-]
Yes, I realized something yesterday - why people claim I'm a nice person, while I've been left with the impression that I'm an utter **** . The reason I learned how to not give a **** and completely ignore all emotions is because ever since I was a kid, I've always been sensitive about that crap. I was the type of kid who got into a fight, beat the snot out of the other kid and then started crying, because they hurt someone. It was a massive pain in the ass, so I learned how to completely kill that stuff through discipline, willpower and all that cliche stuff.

That was years ago and I just now realized I didn't manage to completely suppress it. Yesterday, while drunk with my classmates, quite a few of them came over to talk. No specific reason, they just wanted to have a conversation, because talking to me "just feels good", so they shared their problems with me and, while I felt ****** at first, when they cheered up, I became happy for the first time in ******* forever. Really a rare event for me. And that's when my whiskey-numbed brain finally put two and two together and I realized why I'm always miserable - I'm like a goddamn emotional sponge. No, not like Spongebob. I mean my mood is dictated by the mood of those around me, which means I can't be happy unless everyone else around me is happy, which would finally explain why I always try to cheer up everyone around me and act like a ******* just to make them laugh. The problem is that the whole "cheering people up" thing always makes me sad or miserable, since now I'm thinking about their problems as well as mine. So, in the end, either I'm miserable because they're miserable or I'm miserable because I cheered them up. You seeing the issue yet? Basically, unless I completely isolate myself from people, I'm always miserable, which would explain why I'm perma-pissed.


Long story short: I got drunk and realized I'm going to die alone and unloved, because I can't be happy around people.
Silver lining: I'm an automatic mood-improver for anyone within a 20 meter radius, who I don't hate. Also, my desire to please everyone got me to rank #3 on funnyjunk.
User avatar #1761 to #1753 - slightly (05/22/2014) [-]
When I saw in my notifications that I got mentioned by thechosentroll a deep pscyhological sob story was the last thing I expected...

User avatar #1762 to #1761 - thechosentroll (05/22/2014) [-]
Oh, **** off. It was a moment of weakness and whiskey. I got over it.
User avatar #1763 to #1762 - slightly (05/22/2014) [-]
Good, don't disappoint me again.
User avatar #1764 to #1763 - thechosentroll (05/22/2014) [-]
Imma disappoint you all I want.
User avatar #1765 to #1764 - slightly (05/22/2014) [-]
Now that's more like it.
#1754 to #1753 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (05/16/2014) [-]
I see the dilemma but not quite the solution.

One possible thing is that you could open up your own problems to others, as others do to you.

Everyone can clean up eachothers mess.
#1755 to #1754 - thechosentroll (05/16/2014) [-]
Remember the "so I learned how to completely kill that stuff through discipline, willpower and all that cliche stuff." part? What I meant by that is "I developed a seething hatred for it and now the very notion of doing that crap makes me want to punch myself in the face for being a little bitch.". I hate bothering others with my problems, since I consider it whining. I hate whining, I hate pity and I hate sharing my problems to the point where I've almost developed an anti-whining complex.

Sooooooooooo, yeah. Sharing not really an option. Frankly, I'm not even sure why I'm explaining all this right now. I think I may be in a state of "negative ***** given" right now, to compensate for yesterday.
#1756 to #1755 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (05/16/2014) [-]
Well.. If it's any consolation I would never pity you.
I wouldn't call it whining or weakness. Its a necessary thing for human beings to indulge rather.
Also the fact, I don't think I could ever see you as weak. You're far too manly for that notion.

But if its absolutely not going to happen fine. I'm here if you change your mind though.

On another note I'm actually going to public school tomorrow.
User avatar #1757 to #1756 - thechosentroll (05/16/2014) [-]
Well, prepare for endless pain, then. No offense, but you're not really the type of person who'll do too well amongst that kind of people. You're too nice and easily offended. People like me do well, since nothing ever gets to them. Still, I could be wrong and your school may be different from every school I've been to.
#1759 to #1757 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (05/16/2014) [-]
Well I've already been awake longer than I should have.

I hope to talk to you again soon.
User avatar #1760 to #1759 - thechosentroll (05/16/2014) [-]
Yeah, bye.
User avatar #1758 to #1757 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (05/16/2014) [-]
I'm honestly a little worried.
Roll out the goddamn short jokes...
User avatar #1736 to #1735 - thechosentroll (05/07/2014) [-]
Good for you.
User avatar #1737 to #1736 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (05/07/2014) [-]
First legit penta. It felt good.
#1738 to #1737 - thechosentroll (05/07/2014) [-]
The most I've gotten is a quadrakill. Still, mine was 1v4 (my team buggered off somewhere), which made it feel even better. One of my proudest moments as Jax.
#1739 to #1738 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (05/07/2014) [-]
Jax is awesome. Teamfight and splitpushing champs
User avatar #1740 to #1739 - thechosentroll (05/07/2014) [-]
I recently tried playing Mordekaiser. I don't really have much free time to play him and I still suck, but he definitely seems like he'd be my kind of champ. I've seen fed Mordekaisers 1v5 and win. Not to mention his absurd pushing abilities.
#1741 to #1740 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (05/07/2014) [-]
Yeah mords are nice.

I like seeing tanky people on my team but I never like tanking. Its just a role I'm bad at.
We should play.
#1742 to #1741 - thechosentroll (05/07/2014) [-]
Can't. Up to my ******* in school stuff, since it's the end of the year and I have to wrap some things up. I rarely have time for LoL. Plus, I play best when I'm alone, since I don't give a **** about my teammates and whether we're losing or not. But mostly schoolwork. I have 3 days to finish a literature project that I wasn't even supposed to do and would normally have a month to finish.

Sorry for the waiting between replies, but I'm working on the project and only check FJ from time to time.
#1743 to #1742 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (05/07/2014) [-]
Im sorry to hear about your overload.

Its a shame.

I wish you luck, let me know if I can help in any way.
User avatar #1744 to #1743 - thechosentroll (05/07/2014) [-]
Well, I kind of doubt you have a doctors' degree in bulgarian literature, sooooooooo I appreciate the offer, but I'm good on my own.
User avatar #1745 to #1744 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (05/07/2014) [-]
Limited skills can still offer minuscule help in simple ways.
Not always related to the subject at hand even.
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#1731 to #1730 - thechosentroll (04/26/2014) [-]
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