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#14 - Ah, Denmark. That was my third guess, Finland being second. 07/05/2014 on Free Trial 0
#12 - Where are you from? That sounds like something a Norwegian would say.  [+] (2 new replies) 07/05/2014 on Free Trial 0
#13 - testaburger (07/05/2014) [-]
Land of vikings, casual racism and Lego.
User avatar #14 - thechosentroll (07/05/2014) [-]
Ah, Denmark. That was my third guess, Finland being second.
#10 - Nah, nah. They're cool. Not like the swedish ones. See, since …  [+] (5 new replies) 07/05/2014 on Free Trial +1
User avatar #59 - exotic (07/05/2014) [-]
OH GOD LOL
User avatar #11 - testaburger (07/05/2014) [-]
I can't imagine the swedish gypsies being worse than the swedes themselves.

And they're still the scum of the earth.
User avatar #12 - thechosentroll (07/05/2014) [-]
Where are you from? That sounds like something a Norwegian would say.
#13 - testaburger (07/05/2014) [-]
Land of vikings, casual racism and Lego.
User avatar #14 - thechosentroll (07/05/2014) [-]
Ah, Denmark. That was my third guess, Finland being second.
#8 - Urops' only third world country - Bulgaria. The land of opport…  [+] (7 new replies) 07/05/2014 on Free Trial 0
#9 - testaburger (07/05/2014) [-]
>gypsies
User avatar #10 - thechosentroll (07/05/2014) [-]
Nah, nah. They're cool. Not like the swedish ones. See, since gypsies have lived here for a long-ass time, they consider the country their home. Naturally, no one fucks up their own home, so they don't cause too much trouble. In fact they're a bit beneficial to the economy. They send out family members (the ones you have to deal with) abroad to steal everything that isn't nailed down, along with somethings that ARE nailed down, sell it and send the money back home.Most gypsies I know are pretty cool.
User avatar #59 - exotic (07/05/2014) [-]
OH GOD LOL
User avatar #11 - testaburger (07/05/2014) [-]
I can't imagine the swedish gypsies being worse than the swedes themselves.

And they're still the scum of the earth.
User avatar #12 - thechosentroll (07/05/2014) [-]
Where are you from? That sounds like something a Norwegian would say.
#13 - testaburger (07/05/2014) [-]
Land of vikings, casual racism and Lego.
User avatar #14 - thechosentroll (07/05/2014) [-]
Ah, Denmark. That was my third guess, Finland being second.
#6 - My education isn't free, but it's cheap as hell. So are the bo…  [+] (9 new replies) 07/05/2014 on Free Trial 0
User avatar #7 - testaburger (07/05/2014) [-]
Where you at?
User avatar #8 - thechosentroll (07/05/2014) [-]
Urops' only third world country - Bulgaria. The land of opportunity and gypsies.
#9 - testaburger (07/05/2014) [-]
>gypsies
User avatar #10 - thechosentroll (07/05/2014) [-]
Nah, nah. They're cool. Not like the swedish ones. See, since gypsies have lived here for a long-ass time, they consider the country their home. Naturally, no one fucks up their own home, so they don't cause too much trouble. In fact they're a bit beneficial to the economy. They send out family members (the ones you have to deal with) abroad to steal everything that isn't nailed down, along with somethings that ARE nailed down, sell it and send the money back home.Most gypsies I know are pretty cool.
User avatar #59 - exotic (07/05/2014) [-]
OH GOD LOL
User avatar #11 - testaburger (07/05/2014) [-]
I can't imagine the swedish gypsies being worse than the swedes themselves.

And they're still the scum of the earth.
User avatar #12 - thechosentroll (07/05/2014) [-]
Where are you from? That sounds like something a Norwegian would say.
#13 - testaburger (07/05/2014) [-]
Land of vikings, casual racism and Lego.
User avatar #14 - thechosentroll (07/05/2014) [-]
Ah, Denmark. That was my third guess, Finland being second.
#4 - That feel when my education isn't free, but my education, book…  [+] (26 new replies) 07/05/2014 on Free Trial +39
User avatar #84 - caffeinecommissar (07/06/2014) [-]
You have received a lot of replies and will probably not see this, and you probably think this is fake though, but anyway: I doubt your education, books, rent and living expenses are less than my rent.

220 DKK / 30 € a month because I live in a municipality owned house (legally too - not squatting) and my rent is adjusted accordingly to my income. Since the amount of hours my job gives me can be go as low as 40 hours a month (which would make my income 4360 DKK or 585 € before taxes) the muncipality decided to be generous and put it low. There is a very long elaboration upon this, and I will leave that out unless you want it, so what I just wrote is pretty much the whole thing dumbed down.

The hook however is that our tax system is very convolute and the percentage we pay is generally is very high: 48.2 % in 2012.
User avatar #113 - playerdous (07/06/2014) [-]
Idk if 48% is your average but the American system is set up so that a maximum of 56% of your earned income can be taxed, it almost never reaches this point. Usually sticks around 25-30%, but the possibility still exist.
User avatar #115 - caffeinecommissar (07/06/2014) [-]
Unfortunately I am not an economist, so I can't hold my own in the long run if this becomes a serious discussion, but it is the average tax level, it could go higher.

I don't think it includes municipality taxes for example.

Back in 2005, it was 51% (peaking) or so, and I believe people then said one would pay 60% in taxes, however I am not sure, I wasn't old enough to pay taxes back then.
User avatar #117 - playerdous (07/06/2014) [-]
It's cool, I only know enough to get by myself.
I've only had to pay 22% but I've yet to pay anything more than income and sales tax.
User avatar #119 - caffeinecommissar (07/06/2014) [-]
Same here, I believe unless one's income exceeds a certain amount, one isn't obliged to pay for everything, though - Viva La Bureaucracy - under certain circumstances there are still things to be paid.

TL;DR stuff: For example we have "Arbejdsmarkedsbidrag" ("Workforce Support" more or less) which is tied at 8% which you only pay if you have a job that writes out pay checks. I pay that tax.

So if you own a company or two and live off the dividends (which are technically paid out to the stock-holders) of the companies so you don't have to work, you don't have to pay the 8% "Arbejdsmarkedsbidrag" - but however you have to pay some other tax because you are the owner of a company and thus have to pay off the dividend you make from that. Since I own no stocks and no companies I don't pay that one.

Then there are "Frikort" ("Free Card") which is an amount of money you are allowed to make a year before you have to pay taxes or something like that, and additionally also "Kirkeskat" ("Church Tax") which goes directly to the Danish "Folkekirken" ("Public Church") but is a very low amount and can be opted out of - which some people decide to do so out of principle - but doing so requires you to leave "Folkekirken".

I haven't left the "Folkekirken" because I like having it despite not going to sermons, and it is rather low. Also, I believe my earnings fall under the "Frikort" amount until late year, but I still pay the "Arbejdsmarkedsbidrag".

Again, if I am wrong any Danes who know what they are talking about can feel free to correct me, though I'd prefer sources as well so I can actually read up on it again and understand it.
User avatar #120 - playerdous (07/06/2014) [-]
We have the same thing for our company owners, technically they don't make money but they make a living off the company profits. By doing this they only pay about 21% in taxes vs 48% on income tax. This is how they cheat the system according to the anti-rich media.
The US has something similar to the "Free card", anything under 7k or maybe 9k doesn't get taxed, so most kids working part time are fine, but someone living on their own has to make more than that.
User avatar #43 - fishandkids (07/05/2014) [-]
In Oslo there are 5 libraries close to the uni. The biggest one has over 5 million books and they are free to loan.
#19 - trollerfin (07/05/2014) [-]
Less than 70€ for all those things?
User avatar #20 - thechosentroll (07/05/2014) [-]
Well, ok it's not THAT cheap. Is your rent seriously that low? The prices I've seen for students are obscene.
User avatar #121 - narcissism (07/06/2014) [-]
mine will be about 400-500€ a month. Though that is still cheapest student apartment i could find and water / power are paid separately. So yeah it's quite expensive.
User avatar #28 - testaburger (07/05/2014) [-]
about 360€ a month
User avatar #29 - thechosentroll (07/05/2014) [-]
That's closer to the numbers I've seen. Around here it costs the equivalent of 250-300€ to live normally as a uni student. If you cut down on some expenses like having a social life, it can go down to 150€ or so.
User avatar #21 - trollerfin (07/05/2014) [-]
It's my schools own apartments, can't live there for weekends but it comes with breakfast, lunch and dinner, free internet, water and electricity.
User avatar #22 - thechosentroll (07/05/2014) [-]
Ah, so dormitories. Well, those are always pretty cheap, considering the water and power bills are covered.
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User avatar #5 - testaburger (07/05/2014) [-]
Hwut
Elaborate
User avatar #6 - thechosentroll (07/05/2014) [-]
My education isn't free, but it's cheap as hell. So are the books you need, rent and living expenses in general. Around here you can work minimal wage and pay off your education while living relatively comfortably.
User avatar #7 - testaburger (07/05/2014) [-]
Where you at?
User avatar #8 - thechosentroll (07/05/2014) [-]
Urops' only third world country - Bulgaria. The land of opportunity and gypsies.
#9 - testaburger (07/05/2014) [-]
>gypsies
User avatar #10 - thechosentroll (07/05/2014) [-]
Nah, nah. They're cool. Not like the swedish ones. See, since gypsies have lived here for a long-ass time, they consider the country their home. Naturally, no one fucks up their own home, so they don't cause too much trouble. In fact they're a bit beneficial to the economy. They send out family members (the ones you have to deal with) abroad to steal everything that isn't nailed down, along with somethings that ARE nailed down, sell it and send the money back home.Most gypsies I know are pretty cool.
User avatar #59 - exotic (07/05/2014) [-]
OH GOD LOL
User avatar #11 - testaburger (07/05/2014) [-]
I can't imagine the swedish gypsies being worse than the swedes themselves.

And they're still the scum of the earth.
User avatar #12 - thechosentroll (07/05/2014) [-]
Where are you from? That sounds like something a Norwegian would say.
#13 - testaburger (07/05/2014) [-]
Land of vikings, casual racism and Lego.
User avatar #14 - thechosentroll (07/05/2014) [-]
Ah, Denmark. That was my third guess, Finland being second.
#7 - Why in the name of all that is holy does that show even …  [+] (5 new replies) 07/05/2014 on lewd 0
User avatar #98 - analbreach (07/06/2014) [-]
What show?
#8 - anonymous (07/05/2014) [-]
Because it sells. It sells so well, it's the second best selling series of all time.
User avatar #9 - thechosentroll (07/05/2014) [-]
Why am I not even surprised that Pedophilia: The Manga: The Anime: Incest Edition was that successful? Fucking Japan, man. They have some real issues as a country.
#10 - anonymous (07/05/2014) [-]
To be fair, the first season sold more than the rest and it doesnt have pedophilia or incest from what i remember.
#95 - anonymous (07/06/2014) [-]
Little bit of paedophilia throughout, 2nd season came dangerously close with the whole toothbrush thing.
#4 - Wait, is that the wisp from DoTR 2?  [+] (2 new replies) 07/05/2014 on Pocket PC 0
User avatar #22 - sladee (07/05/2014) [-]
WIps/Io and Chaos knight.
User avatar #19 - moorgar (07/05/2014) [-]
Seems like it, even more reason to play him
#39 - I used to play Veigar.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/05/2014 on Heart of a Human 0
User avatar #50 - venomousvalentine (07/05/2014) [-]
good enough reason I guess.
#43 - Turns out I'm none of those. 07/05/2014 on Title 0
#20 - The "It's really good now. Seriously." part cracks m… 07/05/2014 on IE Back Then +7
#995199 - God damn it, now I want to play that. I'm a sucker for… 07/05/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#287596 - I don't think I'm physically capable of giving less of a …  [+] (2 new replies) 07/05/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #287598 - darksideofthebeast (07/05/2014) [-]
**darksideofthebeast rolls 3** how many fucks I give
User avatar #287597 - darksideofthebeast (07/05/2014) [-]


bu...but I love you
#287595 - I dunno. I like most of the boards. It's /b/, /v/ and /r9k/ th… 07/05/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... +1
#287592 - I'm a pretty hard person to impress. Do you have any idea how …  [+] (6 new replies) 07/05/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #287612 - Darianvincent (07/05/2014) [-]
Pls don't hate me.
User avatar #287616 - thechosentroll (07/05/2014) [-]
Calm yo tits. The only two people on the site to ever earn my hate are Phanact and Longer. You're faaaaaaaaaaaar from their level.
User avatar #287593 - darksideofthebeast (07/05/2014) [-]
I am never worthy.

Most people hate me because of my stance on drugs, but idgaf cuz yolo

yea...
User avatar #287596 - thechosentroll (07/05/2014) [-]
I don't think I'm physically capable of giving less of a fuck.
User avatar #287598 - darksideofthebeast (07/05/2014) [-]
**darksideofthebeast rolls 3** how many fucks I give
User avatar #287597 - darksideofthebeast (07/05/2014) [-]


bu...but I love you
#287591 - Reason #7 304 why I stay the **** away from /b/: This. 07/05/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#287588 - That man has one of the most beautiful voices I've ever heard. 07/05/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#287587 - Most women I know don't get affected by that stuff. I believe … 07/05/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... +1
#287586 - I always make the mistake on mentioning the fact that it didn'…  [+] (10 new replies) 07/05/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... +4
User avatar #287594 - givememoarpony (07/05/2014) [-]
Oh yes. The typical 2edgy4me insult. I chose to whine about it here and not there because everyone would just get mad and call me names. When a similar content pops up and I want to comment that it isn't sad or anything, I do it on an alternate account of mine. Then I log in to that account weeks later and laugh about the notifications I got.
User avatar #287599 - darksideofthebeast (07/05/2014) [-]
tfw every calls me 2edgy


am I cool yet?
User avatar #287600 - givememoarpony (07/05/2014) [-]
what are you implying?
User avatar #287601 - darksideofthebeast (07/05/2014) [-]
that I'm kewl and 2edgy.
User avatar #287602 - givememoarpony (07/05/2014) [-]
oh man, you're so kewl you gave me frostbites just from reading your comments. you're so edgy you can stab me thru the inturnet.
User avatar #287604 - darksideofthebeast (07/05/2014) [-]
thx breh, ur kinda edgy urself



I say this cause everyone on this board calls me edgy for liking drugs. I love being edgy n kewl doe, thats what they dont get xDdD
User avatar #287605 - givememoarpony (07/05/2014) [-]
oh stop it you, you're killing me with the edge
#287606 - darksideofthebeast (07/05/2014) [-]
WANNA COME DO METH AND SHOOT HOOKERS WITH ME???????????
User avatar #287607 - givememoarpony (07/05/2014) [-]
no thank you, i so unfortunately lack the edge and kewlness that's required for that.
User avatar #287609 - darksideofthebeast (07/05/2014) [-]
Not when you're with me, the edge master, darksideofthebeast.
#287585 - Ah, your first hateful stalker. *sniff* They grow up so fast.  [+] (8 new replies) 07/05/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #287589 - darksideofthebeast (07/05/2014) [-]
Everybody on this board hates me.

Except... You, senpai.
User avatar #287592 - thechosentroll (07/05/2014) [-]
I'm a pretty hard person to impress. Do you have any idea how few people on this site have earned my hate? Two. Maybe 3 at best. You are not worthy.
User avatar #287612 - Darianvincent (07/05/2014) [-]
Pls don't hate me.
User avatar #287616 - thechosentroll (07/05/2014) [-]
Calm yo tits. The only two people on the site to ever earn my hate are Phanact and Longer. You're faaaaaaaaaaaar from their level.
User avatar #287593 - darksideofthebeast (07/05/2014) [-]
I am never worthy.

Most people hate me because of my stance on drugs, but idgaf cuz yolo

yea...
User avatar #287596 - thechosentroll (07/05/2014) [-]
I don't think I'm physically capable of giving less of a fuck.
User avatar #287598 - darksideofthebeast (07/05/2014) [-]
**darksideofthebeast rolls 3** how many fucks I give
User avatar #287597 - darksideofthebeast (07/05/2014) [-]


bu...but I love you
#7 - At least it someone who'll always be able to handle your … 07/05/2014 on wtf am I reading? +2
#10 - I love watching the little **** get hurt. 07/05/2014 on LoL gif 7 +2
#14 - Picture 07/05/2014 on this should be on NSFW 0
#18 - That'd be so touching if I didn't hate both with the fury of a…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/05/2014 on Heart of a Human -1
#38 - anonymousfinn (07/05/2014) [-]
Why do you hate Ori tho?
User avatar #39 - thechosentroll (07/05/2014) [-]
I used to play Veigar.
User avatar #50 - venomousvalentine (07/05/2014) [-]
good enough reason I guess.
#75 - Guess the Jokers' pencil trick works just as well with candles. 07/05/2014 on when i'm full, but there's... +3
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User avatar #1857 - Riukanojutsu (14 hours ago) [-]
Since you like Dorf, imma just drop this **** here pastebin.com/VNcX2Quc
User avatar #1858 to #1857 - thechosentroll (14 hours ago) [-]
Yes, I've known about that for ages. Doesn't interest me much, though. I prefer medieval fantasy over futuristic stuff. Still, I may look into it, seeing as how it'll be a month until they fix the new DF patch. Later, though. I still have other **** to play.
#1851 - kinginthenorth (07/08/2014) [-]
New DF update
Is your anus prepared?
#1852 to #1851 - thechosentroll (07/08/2014) [-]
It's been prepared for a month now, ever since I heard about the upcoming update. I can not ******* wait. It's gonna have so much cool **** in both adventure mode and fortress mode. The things I'm most excited about are the new system that draws siege units from the civilization pool, meaning actual goblin citizens attack me instead of some randomly generated crap, meaning I can cripple their civilizations by simply existing and anihilating their armies. The other main thing is the fact that world generation will continue in fortress mode, meaning those crippled civilizations will really be wiped out thanks to me.

God, I know this is going to be a buggy, unplayable piece of **** for a month, but I don't care. This is going to be AWESOME!
#1853 to #1852 - kinginthenorth (22 hours ago) [-]
I'm loving it so far.
Been doing Adventure mode

Had to say goodbye to my previous fortress because of a tantrum spiral
But i learned one thing from that fortress, the easy way to get to a legendary military
>Make room with 1 upright spears (Only training spears), 1 Armor stand and 1 locked door
>Assign military to armor stand (Put them in decent armor first, or give them a cloak. If you've got neither, good training for your medical team)
>Put lever on repeat
>Profit

Axelords, Hammerlords, Swordmasters and Spearmasters in about 2-5 minutes. And they're all legendary Fighters, Dodgers, etc.
#1854 to #1853 - thechosentroll (22 hours ago) [-]
Yes, that's called a danger room. Popular training method. My usual approach is:
1. Give dorfs armor. No weapon or shield.
2. Send them into the danger room, where they become legendary armor users and pretty good at dodging.
3. Give shield.
4. Send into danger room, until they become legendary blockers and great at dodging.
5. Give weapon.
6. Don't let them leave the room until they become legendary at the weapon and legendary dodgers. It takes a while, due to how good they are at blocking and dodging.

That's why my army usually consists of a tag team of two dwarves. I prefer quality over quantity when it comes to melee dorfs, so I pick two dwarves that are naturally physically fit it's important, because physical attributes can only become double their original value, meaning you can't make a weakass dwarf look like Conan the Dwarfbarian , give them dwarves full masterwork steel armor, train them to superhuman levels and watch as they slaughter everything in their path.

One of these days I'm going to perfect my super-soldier training program by adding genetics to it, selectively breeding the dorfiest of dorfs in order to get the perfect engines of destruction. It'll have to wait, though. I've decided to put off playing it for a bit and wait until the worst fortress mode bugs get fixed. Also, there's a lot of mini-updates coming, which include some stuff Toady couldn't get running for the full update.
#1855 to #1854 - kinginthenorth (14 hours ago) [-]
Yeah, i figured that my dwarves didn't bother to dodge anymore because they just used their weapon to block
My military basically started out as full wrestlers (Reading reports on killing Elven Caravans has never been more fun), since i didn't forge weapons from the start (They quickly armed themselves with goblin weapons tho)

I don't often look at the description, more at their job and how replaceable they are. ie Cheese makers and Spinners are excellent military material to me. The ones that did survive everything are rewarded with my finest armors. The others just serve to tire the other creatures and/or lure enemies into cage traps.

My ultimate achievement will be when i manage to capture a dragon. Cave dragon or actual Dragon matters not. But i MUST and SHALL have a goddamn War Dragon.
User avatar #1856 to #1855 - thechosentroll (14 hours ago) [-]
Oh, yeah. That's awesome. I've had those. Instant goblin remover, as long as you keep it safe from archers. Dragons are absurdly fragile. They're glass cannons, basically. My ambition is to catch two rocs. They're the only megabeasts that can breed. They can be bred. I can have an army of ******* rocs.
User avatar #1859 to #1856 - kinginthenorth (13 hours ago) [-]
I've thought of catching Rocs, but i figured i'd just keep it at a dragon for the moment. Imagine an entire fort just filled with ******* Rocs

I'll just restrain the dragon to a safe place and then watch it burn everything.
#1837 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
Hi.
Hi.
User avatar #1839 to #1837 - thechosentroll (07/02/2014) [-]
The **** is it this time?
#1841 to #1839 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
Am I not allowed to try and have a conversation?

How are you?
#1846 to #1841 - thechosentroll (07/02/2014) [-]
No, there's no problem and I'm a bit............................ irritable. Yes, let's say "irritable", because I'm trying to get my paperwork done while I wait for the universities I applied in to announce my results. I'm really on 						*******					 edge, because despite my great grades and the fact that I'm competing with 						********					, I am the unluckiest 						************					 I know. Both universities I applied to had a special new offer, where you can pay to get in early for 50% of the places in specialty. Both universities only tested it on a single specialty - THE ONE I WANT TO 						*******					 GET INTO! So now I'm competing for half the number of spots, because some jackasses with Ds paid to get in first. And this 						****					 wasn't even official. Unless you literally knew someone who worked at the university, you had no 						*******					 idea it was a thing. So now I'm just sitting here, marinating in my own stress and seething, burning, mind-numbingly intense hatred for the world, while I wait for the results.   
   
Other than that, everything's fine. Had some ice cream earlier today and Dwarf Fortress is getting an update soon, which everyone's been waiting for for two years. So, all in all, if I manage not to think about the university thing for 5 seconds, I'll be as happy as can physically be.
No, there's no problem and I'm a bit............................ irritable. Yes, let's say "irritable", because I'm trying to get my paperwork done while I wait for the universities I applied in to announce my results. I'm really on ******* edge, because despite my great grades and the fact that I'm competing with ******** , I am the unluckiest ************ I know. Both universities I applied to had a special new offer, where you can pay to get in early for 50% of the places in specialty. Both universities only tested it on a single specialty - THE ONE I WANT TO ******* GET INTO! So now I'm competing for half the number of spots, because some jackasses with Ds paid to get in first. And this **** wasn't even official. Unless you literally knew someone who worked at the university, you had no ******* idea it was a thing. So now I'm just sitting here, marinating in my own stress and seething, burning, mind-numbingly intense hatred for the world, while I wait for the results.

Other than that, everything's fine. Had some ice cream earlier today and Dwarf Fortress is getting an update soon, which everyone's been waiting for for two years. So, all in all, if I manage not to think about the university thing for 5 seconds, I'll be as happy as can physically be.
User avatar #1847 to #1846 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
Im sorry..
#1848 to #1847 - thechosentroll (07/02/2014) [-]
For what? I'll get into the specialty I want. I worked my ass off for this, my grades are more than high enough, my paperwork is flawless and there's not all that many people competing. I will ****** some of the people that got better scores than me just to vacate a spot for myself. I. WILL. GET. IN. Nothing short of a meteor destroying the university is going to stop me.
#1849 to #1848 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
Dedication like that is kinda attractive.
#1850 to #1849 - thechosentroll (07/02/2014) [-]
I'm not dedicated. I'm stubborn. It's a pretty major personality flaw - I'm incapable of admitting defeat or giving up. When a sensible person encounters and obstacle, they walk around it. When I encounter an obstacle, I bash my head against it until one or the other breaks. It is by no means attractive.
I'm not dedicated. I'm stubborn. It's a pretty major personality flaw - I'm incapable of admitting defeat or giving up. When a sensible person encounters and obstacle, they walk around it. When I encounter an obstacle, I bash my head against it until one or the other breaks. It is by no means attractive.
#1834 - joshlol (07/01/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #1835 to #1834 - thechosentroll (07/01/2014) [-]
Considering the **** on my profile, this is an improvement.
User avatar #1836 to #1835 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
As 50% of the **** on your profile, I'm offended.
User avatar #1838 to #1836 - thechosentroll (07/02/2014) [-]
You have no idea how much willpower it's currently taking for me to not start insulting you.
#1840 to #1838 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
I was kidding man.

Want me to talk to you less?
User avatar #1842 to #1840 - thechosentroll (07/02/2014) [-]
I generally dislike human interaction, so yes. It would be nice. I thought you had a ******* of other people to talk to.
User avatar #1843 to #1842 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
There are a lot of people to talk to, but a lot less I LIKE to talk to.
User avatar #1844 to #1843 - thechosentroll (07/02/2014) [-]
Great, I'm the worlds' most anti-social conversationalist.
#1822 - EdwardNigma (06/29/2014) [-]
I got a game called Gnomoria in the sale, things said it was like Dwarf Fortress lite.
It's still incredibly complex, and with no tutorial.
I found a guide to teach me beginner stuff though.
A guide that is half a ******* novels worth of **** .
User avatar #1823 to #1822 - thechosentroll (06/29/2014) [-]
Yes, that sounds like Dwarf Fortress lite. Then again, you could write two novels on just the ways you could dick around in Dwarf Fortress. They'll soon be even more. There should be an update in a week or two. Give or take two years.
User avatar #1824 to #1823 - EdwardNigma (06/29/2014) [-]
I'm not even sure I can dick around on the same level of Dwarf Fortress.
Maybe? Maybe not.
User avatar #1825 to #1824 - thechosentroll (06/29/2014) [-]
Well, depends on how creative you are. For example, what would you do if you started a fortress around a volcano? What would you use the infinity supply of lava for?
User avatar #1826 to #1825 - EdwardNigma (06/29/2014) [-]
Praise a lava god. Protect lava god temple to the death, in the face of defeat, make final stand and crack open lava vault thing, if we die, our enemies will burn in holy fire with us.
#1827 to #1826 - thechosentroll (06/29/2014) [-]
Not bad, not bad. That's actually the standard approach to lava in this game. However, there are more interesting things you can do with it. I asked you this, because my last fort was on a volcano. Can you guess what I made right above my entrance? A gigantic golden dick, with balls full of pressurized lava, which it could spew at invaders at the pull of a lever. That is the type of ******* around one is capable of AND MORE! You should read some of the Dwarf Fortress stories. Basically, it's a type of challenge where different people pass eachother a save file and play for a year each and documenting everything in text form. Since you have different people doing different **** , it's complete chaos. The most famous of these stories is ************ , which ended in the fiery death you just described. Want a link?
User avatar #1828 to #1827 - EdwardNigma (06/29/2014) [-]
Yes I do.
I neglected to mention the faint Rammstein playing when everyone burns to death.
I'm sure I can get more creative if I wanted to.
User avatar #1829 to #1828 - thechosentroll (06/29/2014) [-]
lparchive.org/Dwarf-Fortress-Boatmurdered/

Here, even if you don't understand what's going on in the pics, the story should be pretty easy to make out.
User avatar #1830 to #1829 - EdwardNigma (06/29/2014) [-]
Jesus I thought you meant "year" as in "real actual ******* year"
User avatar #1831 to #1830 - thechosentroll (06/29/2014) [-]
No, no, no, no. Ingame year. Jesus, most players can't even survive that long. The most I've been able to do is two real life months. That was my oldest fort - destroyed 27 years after its' founding by me getting bored of it, since it was going too well.
User avatar #1832 to #1831 - EdwardNigma (06/29/2014) [-]
Well.
ADD ME ON STEAM FOR CONVENIENCE
steamcommunity.com/id/Eddynigma
#1833 to #1832 - thechosentroll (06/29/2014) [-]
BEHOLD! The wonders of dwarven medicine.
#1814 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (06/26/2014) [-]
Play league with me and madzombiie.
User avatar #1816 to #1814 - thechosentroll (06/26/2014) [-]
**** off. I quit League. If I wanted pain and frustration, I'd try bondage.
#1817 to #1816 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (06/26/2014) [-]
Oh I can help with that baby.
#1819 to #1818 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (06/26/2014) [-]
Let me just find the fuzzy handcuffs <3
User avatar #1820 to #1819 - thechosentroll (06/26/2014) [-]
Please die in a fire and what the hell is that thing you keep posting?
#1821 to #1820 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (06/26/2014) [-]
Seccom Masada sensei.

In yume nikki if you solve a couple puzzles you end up on his space ship, where he will always play piano. If you get him to look at you, you can see his eyes are crooked.
User avatar #1815 to #1814 - madzombiie ONLINE (06/26/2014) [-]
hi
#1811 - breadposter (06/25/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #1812 to #1811 - thechosentroll (06/25/2014) [-]
I thumbed down that post, you ************* retard.
#1810 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (06/10/2014) [-]
We should play games together sometime.
We should play games together sometime.
#1807 - misanthrizzle (06/07/2014) [-]
do you ever wonder why there are anonymous users browsing your profile
do you ever wonder why there are anonymous users browsing your profile
User avatar #1809 to #1807 - maybetraffy (06/09/2014) [-]
I do
User avatar #1808 to #1807 - thechosentroll (06/07/2014) [-]
No, not really.
User avatar #1804 - sebthebrony (06/05/2014) [-]
Didn't you hang out in brony?
User avatar #1805 to #1804 - thechosentroll (06/05/2014) [-]
Yes, though I was never a *********** . I only chilled there, because it was a fast and interesting board. Now it's just a massive throbbing tumor.
User avatar #1806 to #1805 - sebthebrony (06/05/2014) [-]
yeah... it's terribly declined
#1787 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (05/28/2014) [-]
Some people man...

I just...

Im an introvert man... I cant explain things to people about people.
I see the logic behind why people do things. I can explain that. Motives, reasoning, causes. I cant explain it into terms normal people get.
User avatar #1788 to #1787 - thechosentroll (05/28/2014) [-]
Yes, that's normal for an introvert.
User avatar #1789 to #1788 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (05/28/2014) [-]
I think I can get along well with you because of that.
You explain things factually. Without bias. You say why you do things and how you actually feel. There are no games. You're a logical thinker.

Do you feel like people perceive you as emotionless or cold in normal conversation? Or that you "Have no interest" when you just sit there and listen?..
User avatar #1790 to #1789 - thechosentroll (05/28/2014) [-]
Yes, I know for a fact that they do, since they've told me. I just look uninterested by default, but once people get used to it, they don't notice. As for the "say why you do things and how you actually feel" part, I've noticed that it's much easier to just be yourself. That's why I value honesty and people who don't pretend they're something they're not. That's why I have few friends, but I get along well with the ones I have, since I know that's who they really are. It's so much easier to be friends when no one's pretending to be something they're not. Just fly your true colors and give as little of a **** as possible.
#1791 to #1790 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (05/28/2014) [-]
I try to keep up appearances a little bit.
If you speak your mind too much you get into unnecessary conflict. I try to keep that to a minimum.
User avatar #1792 to #1791 - thechosentroll (05/28/2014) [-]
Yeah, I've noticed that sometimes it's better to just shut up. "If you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all" and all that crap.
User avatar #1793 to #1792 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (05/28/2014) [-]
Yes. Plus being nice is nice.
User avatar #1794 to #1793 - thechosentroll (05/28/2014) [-]
Yes, though saying that is a bit redundant.
User avatar #1795 to #1794 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (05/28/2014) [-]
I suppose it is.

But I'll have you know I work for the redundant centre for redundant redundancies.
User avatar #1796 to #1795 - thechosentroll (05/28/2014) [-]
In the department of redundancy department?
User avatar #1798 to #1797 - thechosentroll (05/28/2014) [-]
Then you're not being redundant enough.
#1799 to #1798 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (05/28/2014) [-]
Its rather cold. And I'm in for my third day of public school in a few hours...

And I haven't slept.
User avatar #1800 to #1799 - thechosentroll (05/28/2014) [-]
Sounds like a regular school day to me. I've noticed that even the most social people have only two reasons to get up in the morning on a school day: because they have to go to school or because they have to take a piss. No one enjoys getting up and dragging their semi-comatose ass to school. Chill, you'll get used to it. And don't worry if people treat you like an outsider because you're new. Happens to everyone. You just have to give them some time to get used to the idea that you're part of their class.
User avatar #1801 to #1800 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (05/28/2014) [-]
The school year is nearly over. Its rather silly they enrolled me in the first place.
User avatar #1802 to #1801 - thechosentroll (05/28/2014) [-]
Eh, better late than never.
User avatar #1803 to #1802 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (05/28/2014) [-]
True..
User avatar #1785 - yunogasaii (05/27/2014) [-]
I've been bored lately, so I rack my mind tryna think of what to do, and I remember some comments you've posted about Dwarf Fortress, so I tried it. It's been taking up my time lately, since it has so much "Fun".
So thanks (I think you're the DF guy, at least.)
User avatar #1786 to #1785 - thechosentroll (05/27/2014) [-]
Yeah, that's probably me.
User avatar #1768 - exotic (05/25/2014) [-]
do you play hearthstone NA or EU
User avatar #1769 to #1768 - thechosentroll (05/25/2014) [-]
EU. I think.
User avatar #1770 to #1769 - exotic (05/25/2014) [-]
Exotic#2745 add me EU
User avatar #1772 to #1770 - thechosentroll (05/25/2014) [-]
By the way, my Hearthstone name is EpiclyBad.
User avatar #1771 to #1770 - thechosentroll (05/25/2014) [-]
I rarely play, but OK. I'm hypercasual.
User avatar #1773 to #1771 - exotic (05/25/2014) [-]
i just like to have people added
like to vent or brag or congratulate

hearthstone is such a lonely game without people
User avatar #1775 to #1773 - thechosentroll (05/25/2014) [-]
Also, it's a bit more fun if you don't care about winning. Like my current main deck - the ragequit deck. It's pretty **** at everything but one thing, but it excels in it - making the other person yell "ARE YOU ******* KIDDING ME?!?". I can pull a 28/28 creature out my ass on turn 5 and no one even expects it.
User avatar #1776 to #1775 - exotic (05/25/2014) [-]
i have a druid deck called Gaben that doesn't include the number 3 in any shape or form
It's stupid but fun
User avatar #1777 to #1776 - thechosentroll (05/25/2014) [-]
All my decks are pretty stupid. I mean, in most of them, I don't even have creatures that cost less than 4 mana.
User avatar #1774 to #1773 - thechosentroll (05/25/2014) [-]
I like playing it while listening to podcasts and stuff.
User avatar #1766 - brothergrimm (05/25/2014) [-]
how'd finals go dude?
User avatar #1767 to #1766 - thechosentroll (05/25/2014) [-]
FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
User avatar #1778 to #1767 - brothergrimm (05/25/2014) [-]
i'll take that as "quite well"
User avatar #1779 to #1778 - thechosentroll (05/25/2014) [-]
Eeeeeeeeeeeeh, good have been better. Could have been worse. Luckily, I got the grades I need for university elsewhere, so I don't need the grades from the finals. I'll definitely pass, so it's no big deal. I'm just glad it's finally over. I have 3 whole weeks of nothing to worry about before university applications start.
User avatar #1780 to #1779 - brothergrimm (05/25/2014) [-]
3 weeks of nothing to worry about. that's a LOT of porn, dude.
User avatar #1781 to #1780 - thechosentroll (05/25/2014) [-]
And Dark Souls 2. Started playing it recently.
User avatar #1782 to #1781 - brothergrimm (05/25/2014) [-]
i have yet to play the dark souls games. saw the gameplay, not that interested
User avatar #1783 to #1782 - thechosentroll (05/25/2014) [-]
Dark Souls 1 on PC was a complete piece of **** . DS 2 is fine. Kind of relaxing, actually.
User avatar #1784 to #1783 - brothergrimm (05/25/2014) [-]
i prefer shooters or if it is a sword and shield kind of rpg, skyrim or the original fable
User avatar #1747 to #1746 - thechosentroll (05/16/2014) [-]
I was drunk. Ignore everything and anything I may have said. You saw NOTHING.
#1748 to #1747 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (05/16/2014) [-]
Actually you're right. I did see nothing. You deleted it in seconds.

But I'm happy to know you come to me in your drunkenness.

Do you enjoy my company at all or do I bother you?
User avatar #1749 to #1748 - thechosentroll (05/16/2014) [-]
Seeing as how I'm currently half-asleep and slightly pissed, it's hard to tell how much is caused by my disposition and how much because of you. Still, I wouldn't say you're bothering me.
User avatar #1750 to #1749 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (05/16/2014) [-]
What are you angry about?
User avatar #1751 to #1750 - thechosentroll (05/16/2014) [-]
Because I got drunk and did something I haven't done since I was 12. The one thing I swore to never do again - give a **** .
#1752 to #1751 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (05/16/2014) [-]
Its okay sometimes.

People are people.
No matter how strong or competent we have needs we try to ignore because they make us feel weak.

If you have a concern I'm happy to listen, drunk or sober.
User avatar #1753 to #1752 - thechosentroll (05/16/2014) [-]
Yes, I realized something yesterday - why people claim I'm a nice person, while I've been left with the impression that I'm an utter **** . The reason I learned how to not give a **** and completely ignore all emotions is because ever since I was a kid, I've always been sensitive about that crap. I was the type of kid who got into a fight, beat the snot out of the other kid and then started crying, because they hurt someone. It was a massive pain in the ass, so I learned how to completely kill that stuff through discipline, willpower and all that cliche stuff.

That was years ago and I just now realized I didn't manage to completely suppress it. Yesterday, while drunk with my classmates, quite a few of them came over to talk. No specific reason, they just wanted to have a conversation, because talking to me "just feels good", so they shared their problems with me and, while I felt ****** at first, when they cheered up, I became happy for the first time in ******* forever. Really a rare event for me. And that's when my whiskey-numbed brain finally put two and two together and I realized why I'm always miserable - I'm like a goddamn emotional sponge. No, not like Spongebob. I mean my mood is dictated by the mood of those around me, which means I can't be happy unless everyone else around me is happy, which would finally explain why I always try to cheer up everyone around me and act like a ******* just to make them laugh. The problem is that the whole "cheering people up" thing always makes me sad or miserable, since now I'm thinking about their problems as well as mine. So, in the end, either I'm miserable because they're miserable or I'm miserable because I cheered them up. You seeing the issue yet? Basically, unless I completely isolate myself from people, I'm always miserable, which would explain why I'm perma-pissed.


Long story short: I got drunk and realized I'm going to die alone and unloved, because I can't be happy around people.
Silver lining: I'm an automatic mood-improver for anyone within a 20 meter radius, who I don't hate. Also, my desire to please everyone got me to rank #3 on funnyjunk.
User avatar #1761 to #1753 - slightly (05/22/2014) [-]
When I saw in my notifications that I got mentioned by thechosentroll a deep pscyhological sob story was the last thing I expected...

User avatar #1762 to #1761 - thechosentroll (05/22/2014) [-]
Oh, **** off. It was a moment of weakness and whiskey. I got over it.
User avatar #1763 to #1762 - slightly (05/22/2014) [-]
Good, don't disappoint me again.
User avatar #1764 to #1763 - thechosentroll (05/22/2014) [-]
Imma disappoint you all I want.
User avatar #1765 to #1764 - slightly (05/22/2014) [-]
Now that's more like it.
#1754 to #1753 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (05/16/2014) [-]
I see the dilemma but not quite the solution.

One possible thing is that you could open up your own problems to others, as others do to you.

Everyone can clean up eachothers mess.
#1755 to #1754 - thechosentroll (05/16/2014) [-]
Remember the "so I learned how to completely kill that stuff through discipline, willpower and all that cliche stuff." part? What I meant by that is "I developed a seething hatred for it and now the very notion of doing that crap makes me want to punch myself in the face for being a little bitch.". I hate bothering others with my problems, since I consider it whining. I hate whining, I hate pity and I hate sharing my problems to the point where I've almost developed an anti-whining complex.

Sooooooooooo, yeah. Sharing not really an option. Frankly, I'm not even sure why I'm explaining all this right now. I think I may be in a state of "negative ***** given" right now, to compensate for yesterday.
#1756 to #1755 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (05/16/2014) [-]
Well.. If it's any consolation I would never pity you.
I wouldn't call it whining or weakness. Its a necessary thing for human beings to indulge rather.
Also the fact, I don't think I could ever see you as weak. You're far too manly for that notion.

But if its absolutely not going to happen fine. I'm here if you change your mind though.

On another note I'm actually going to public school tomorrow.
User avatar #1757 to #1756 - thechosentroll (05/16/2014) [-]
Well, prepare for endless pain, then. No offense, but you're not really the type of person who'll do too well amongst that kind of people. You're too nice and easily offended. People like me do well, since nothing ever gets to them. Still, I could be wrong and your school may be different from every school I've been to.
#1759 to #1757 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (05/16/2014) [-]
Well I've already been awake longer than I should have.

I hope to talk to you again soon.
User avatar #1760 to #1759 - thechosentroll (05/16/2014) [-]
Yeah, bye.
User avatar #1758 to #1757 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (05/16/2014) [-]
I'm honestly a little worried.
Roll out the goddamn short jokes...
User avatar #1736 to #1735 - thechosentroll (05/07/2014) [-]
Good for you.
User avatar #1737 to #1736 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (05/07/2014) [-]
First legit penta. It felt good.
#1738 to #1737 - thechosentroll (05/07/2014) [-]
The most I've gotten is a quadrakill. Still, mine was 1v4 (my team buggered off somewhere), which made it feel even better. One of my proudest moments as Jax.
#1739 to #1738 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (05/07/2014) [-]
Jax is awesome. Teamfight and splitpushing champs
User avatar #1740 to #1739 - thechosentroll (05/07/2014) [-]
I recently tried playing Mordekaiser. I don't really have much free time to play him and I still suck, but he definitely seems like he'd be my kind of champ. I've seen fed Mordekaisers 1v5 and win. Not to mention his absurd pushing abilities.
#1741 to #1740 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (05/07/2014) [-]
Yeah mords are nice.

I like seeing tanky people on my team but I never like tanking. Its just a role I'm bad at.
We should play.
#1742 to #1741 - thechosentroll (05/07/2014) [-]
Can't. Up to my ******* in school stuff, since it's the end of the year and I have to wrap some things up. I rarely have time for LoL. Plus, I play best when I'm alone, since I don't give a **** about my teammates and whether we're losing or not. But mostly schoolwork. I have 3 days to finish a literature project that I wasn't even supposed to do and would normally have a month to finish.

Sorry for the waiting between replies, but I'm working on the project and only check FJ from time to time.
#1743 to #1742 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (05/07/2014) [-]
Im sorry to hear about your overload.

Its a shame.

I wish you luck, let me know if I can help in any way.
User avatar #1744 to #1743 - thechosentroll (05/07/2014) [-]
Well, I kind of doubt you have a doctors' degree in bulgarian literature, sooooooooo I appreciate the offer, but I'm good on my own.
User avatar #1745 to #1744 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (05/07/2014) [-]
Limited skills can still offer minuscule help in simple ways.
Not always related to the subject at hand even.
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#1731 to #1730 - thechosentroll (04/26/2014) [-]
Why the **** do I still have you in my friend list?
#1732 to #1731 - drooms (04/26/2014) [-]
Because u luv me
#1688 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (04/25/2014) [-]
I'd like to think fran would sound like anabelle from The dolls of new albion.

A Steampunk Opera, New Albion 1.wmv
User avatar #1690 to #1688 - thechosentroll (04/25/2014) [-]
Also, it took me about 5 minutes to notice you're not snakefire, but my gut tells me this is somehow snakefire. You get an alt or something?
#1728 to #1690 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (04/26/2014) [-]
I think its about time I went to sleep. I hope you sleep well too.
I look forward to talking to you again soon.
User avatar #1729 to #1728 - thechosentroll (04/26/2014) [-]
See ya, then.
User avatar #1691 to #1690 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (04/26/2014) [-]
Le banerino'd

Also not sure why I never got the alert for this.

Can I get the pic of fran holding her removed arm?
User avatar #1689 to #1688 - thechosentroll (04/25/2014) [-]
I always imagined it was a bit higher pitched and more 16-yearold-japanese-girl-ish.
#1692 to #1689 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (04/26/2014) [-]
Nah fran is sophisticated. I feel like she should have an elegant voice.
Also how tall are you again?
User avatar #1693 to #1692 - thechosentroll (04/26/2014) [-]
She's still 16, though. Elegant or not, there are some limitations to how she can sound. Also, I'm 2,05 cm or 6' 7".
#1694 to #1693 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (04/26/2014) [-]
Where did it say she was 16? I thought she was in her early twenties?
Also holy **** . I'm 165 cm.

Being short makes it harder to be attracted to taller women.
User avatar #1697 to #1694 - thechosentroll (04/26/2014) [-]
Also, trust me, you DO NOT want to be this tall. If you're 1.65, you've got the whole "cute" thing going for you. No one finds people as tall as me cute. Also, it's hard as **** for me to find a girl who I'm not afraid I'll crush if I try to give her a hug. I've only known two women who fit the description and one of them's my mother. The other moved to a different city. You've got a wider variety of women you can be with. I need someone with the build of a ******* amazon or a viking. I should move to Denmark or something.
#1698 to #1697 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (04/26/2014) [-]
I suppose just like everything there's a happy medium.

I made my first friend in ten years in my new state after the move. A cute girl around 180 cm, and she still wears heels and elevated boots all the time. I knew her for 45 minutes before she was taking shots at my height. We went for a walk the other day and she was in like five inch heels and everyone was giving me the weirdest ******* looks.
User avatar #1700 to #1698 - thechosentroll (04/26/2014) [-]
Eh, they look at me like that regardless of who I'm walking with. Opposite reason, though - I just dwarf everyone around me with a few exceptions, so I'm pretty easy to spot in a crowd.
User avatar #1702 to #1700 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (04/26/2014) [-]
I could imagine that being hard.
User avatar #1706 to #1702 - thechosentroll (04/26/2014) [-]
Eh, it has its' perks. I have to be careful with trees and road signs, though. It's hilarious to see someone walk into a stop sign or a branch, but it's painful as **** when it happens to you.
User avatar #1708 to #1706 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (04/26/2014) [-]
I understand completely. On my end, near everyone is just intimidating.
I feel pretty scared in big crowds.
User avatar #1710 to #1708 - thechosentroll (04/26/2014) [-]
Yeah, but being intimidating sucks, too. Every little **** with an inferiority complex, who wants to prove how badass he is to his friends, keeps trying to jump me and act like they're tough **** . I could literally just raise my arm in the air and let it drop on his head and knock him down, but then all people see is the big guy picking on some little **** .
#1711 to #1710 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (04/26/2014) [-]
Sometimes I wish that kind of logic applied to me.

I've always been kidna picked on because I'm rather annoying. No matter how nice I try to be some people will find a reason. I somehow always find myself at the barrel of the gun and blamed for everything.

Some kid set my hair on fire in middleschool and I got suspended for it.
Some kid in middleschool who was like 6' tall (Back then I was like 5') kept bothering me and one day I got upset and kinda.. sorta slammed his head in the bus window. Nobody cared that he'd ****** with me half the year, but I finally defend myself and I'm the one in trouble.

Sometimes people are just out to get you man.
User avatar #1714 to #1711 - thechosentroll (04/26/2014) [-]
Yeah, I've had issues with that. Guess we're on the opposite ends of the spectrum, but still have to deal with similar **** . I always got blamed for everything. Someone beats me up for months, I throw a single punch and suddenly I have anger issues. Seriously, headbutt a single guy who's picking a fight and suddenly you're nearly expelled. That's why now I mostly use what I call passive violence. Basically, just let the person hurt themselves. You know, block punches with my watch, so the ****** breaks a finger. If I'm gonna get punched in the face, make sure it's the jaw, which huts the other person more than it hurts me. That sort of thing. That way I can't be blamed for anything.
#1715 to #1714 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (04/26/2014) [-]
If I tried that sort of tactic I would just be beaten to a pulp.

At least my bones probably don't break as easily being small. Or maybe more easily. Probably something I should know given my career pursuit but I'm still in the dark.
User avatar #1717 to #1715 - thechosentroll (04/26/2014) [-]
Depends on past injuries. When a bone's hit, even if it doesn't break, tiny fractures develop. When those heal, the bone near them becomes harder and denser. Get hit on a regular basis and your bones become hard as **** . For example, I've probably taken one too many hits to the head for the ol' brain to bare, but now my skull's so hard in places that I can break wallnuts with my forehead. Neat party trick.
User avatar #1719 to #1717 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (04/26/2014) [-]
Fancy. I've been hit quite a lot but I never really get used to the pain. I'm a ***** I guess.
User avatar #1722 to #1719 - thechosentroll (04/26/2014) [-]
Eh, everyone has different tolerance to pain. Mine's just a bit higher. Also, I've accidentally electrocuted myself a couple of times, which could have damaged some nerves. I used to know a guy who had something similar - he got bitten by a venomous snake. He survived, but his nervous system was a bit damaged and his sense of pain was blunted as hell. He could have cut his fingers off and don't given a **** .
User avatar #1724 to #1722 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (04/26/2014) [-]
I used to tease strangers by getting bit by my pet rattlesnakes (Which I'd already defanged)

But are you Ok? That sounds like it must have hurt a lot.
User avatar #1726 to #1724 - thechosentroll (04/26/2014) [-]
Not really. It was more of a tingly sensation. The main unpleasant part is the initial shock (no pun intended) when you feel all your muscles tense up and your heart skips a beat.
User avatar #1727 to #1726 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (04/26/2014) [-]
I know the feeling.. My old job kinda involved that happening a lot. Faulty water pumps working in salt water tanks. Not like my boss/father cared that I was constantly being shocked...
User avatar #1695 to #1694 - thechosentroll (04/26/2014) [-]
I'm not sure. Somewhere. Also, she sort of goes to school in a couple of chapters, since it wouldn't be a manga without SOMEONE being a high-schooler.
#1696 to #1695 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (04/26/2014) [-]
She kinda just like shows up though. Does she actually ATTEND the school?..

So when I started reading franken fran I wasn't really exactly sure what I wanted to do. I've always had an interest in the medical field, but I think franken fran has helped me realize I want to be a nurse.
#1699 to #1696 - thechosentroll (04/26/2014) [-]
Eh, why not? It's a nice job. A lot of my classmates intend to do it. Funnily enough, I'd have an easier time becoming a doctor than an IT guy (what I'm currently aiming for). I **** you not, I recently did the entry exam for a medical university in my country with no preparation whatsoever and got 38 out of the 40 questions right. Still, I dislike hospitals, so I'd rather not become a doctor. For a time I considered becoming a pathologist, because I'm nigh impossible to gross out and dead people don't complain, but there isn't that much room for career growth, so I gave up on it. Also, I'd run out of death jokes by the end of the first month.
#1701 to #1699 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (04/26/2014) [-]
Oh I'm sorry to hear that. I wish you luck.

I want to be a nurse to help people. I like to think I'm nice to people and can be comforting.
and between you and me I like the gore.
User avatar #1703 to #1701 - thechosentroll (04/26/2014) [-]
You won't be seeing much gore as a nurse unless you work in the E.R.. Still, you'll get lots of chances to help people. Personally, I couldn't care less about helping people. I dunno, I just don't get any satisfaction out of it.
User avatar #1704 to #1703 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (04/26/2014) [-]
I just like to feel useful and I like seeing people smile. Most people coming into a hospital wont have much to smile about so I have to make sure they will.

Eh my mom was a phlebotomist and even she saw enough, but looking back, I think most of the time she wounded up in places of the hospital she wasn't supposed to be.
User avatar #1707 to #1704 - thechosentroll (04/26/2014) [-]
Well, you're definitely a better person than I am. Plus, every medical job has its' disgusting moments. Some just more often than others.
User avatar #1709 to #1707 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (04/26/2014) [-]
I'm sure thats not true. Just not everyone likes facetime with people.
I bet you're really nice to animals.

Yeah and I don't get disturbed by very much as far as anatomy goes.
Basically the only thing that really ***** with me is parasites.
#1712 to #1709 - thechosentroll (04/26/2014) [-]
Yes, I'm pretty good with animals. However, I am by all accounts an 						*******					 and proud. Sure, I'll be nice to you if you're nice to me, but the second someone starts acting like a douchebag I enter 						****					 mode and make them never want to see me again. That's why it's generally a bad idea for me to work at a hospital - I'd probably make about 20% of my patients go to a different hospital or just ask for a different doctor. You ever watch &quot;House&quot;? I'm like that, but less awesome and more emotionally stable.
Yes, I'm pretty good with animals. However, I am by all accounts an ******* and proud. Sure, I'll be nice to you if you're nice to me, but the second someone starts acting like a douchebag I enter **** mode and make them never want to see me again. That's why it's generally a bad idea for me to work at a hospital - I'd probably make about 20% of my patients go to a different hospital or just ask for a different doctor. You ever watch "House"? I'm like that, but less awesome and more emotionally stable.
#1713 to #1712 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (04/26/2014) [-]
You sound like a good person to hang around.
You sound like a person who would stick up for his friends.
#1716 to #1713 - thechosentroll (04/26/2014) [-]
Yes, yes I would and usually do. However, this sort of 						******					 why I also have a hard time making friends. If someone can avoid 						*******					 me off long enough for us to become friends, I'd take a bullet for the 						******					. However, few manage to do it. As for the sticking up, I mostly do it because I don't tolerate 						********					. If someone's 						*******					 me off, I'm gonna do something about it, regardless of how much it 						*****					 me over. You know how sometimes when someone's being an 						*******					 to you and you tell them to 						****					 off some big guy, who's their friend or older brother, shows up and goes &quot;If you've got a problem with him, you've got a problem with me.&quot; and expects everyone to just get scared and give up? I don't give up. I can't tell if I have no self-preservation instinct or I'm just the most stubborn ass I've ever known, but 						****					 me if I give up just because someone's trying to intimidate me. I've been beaten up because of it, I've barely passed grades, because I stood up to a certain teacher, I've been threatened, I've been hit, I've nearly been stabbed a couple of times, but I'll still keep doing this until the day it eventually gets me shot or stabbed to death.   
   
People commonly mistake it for loyalty or courage. In reality, I just don't know when to stop and I don't care what the consequences are. Also, I have little respect for authority, which is a bit of an issue.
Yes, yes I would and usually do. However, this sort of ****** why I also have a hard time making friends. If someone can avoid ******* me off long enough for us to become friends, I'd take a bullet for the ****** . However, few manage to do it. As for the sticking up, I mostly do it because I don't tolerate ******** . If someone's ******* me off, I'm gonna do something about it, regardless of how much it ***** me over. You know how sometimes when someone's being an ******* to you and you tell them to **** off some big guy, who's their friend or older brother, shows up and goes "If you've got a problem with him, you've got a problem with me." and expects everyone to just get scared and give up? I don't give up. I can't tell if I have no self-preservation instinct or I'm just the most stubborn ass I've ever known, but **** me if I give up just because someone's trying to intimidate me. I've been beaten up because of it, I've barely passed grades, because I stood up to a certain teacher, I've been threatened, I've been hit, I've nearly been stabbed a couple of times, but I'll still keep doing this until the day it eventually gets me shot or stabbed to death.

People commonly mistake it for loyalty or courage. In reality, I just don't know when to stop and I don't care what the consequences are. Also, I have little respect for authority, which is a bit of an issue.
#1718 to #1716 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (04/26/2014) [-]
I always enjoy reading the stuff you say.
Talking to you feels more like an actual conversation than anything I have with anyone else.
User avatar #1720 to #1718 - thechosentroll (04/26/2014) [-]
Yeah, I don't talk to people often, so when I do I try to say something that matters. You know, quality over quantity.
User avatar #1721 to #1720 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (04/26/2014) [-]
Do you have skype by chance?

Also Buh... Its cold.
I get cold way too easily.
User avatar #1723 to #1721 - thechosentroll (04/26/2014) [-]
I hardly use it. Plus, I normally don't like talking. Frankly, the only reason I'm doing it now, is because I had an exam today and I'm half-asleep, half-dead, so I'm not my usual self right now. For some reason when I'm in this state, I'm either a lot nicer or completely unbearable.
User avatar #1725 to #1723 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (04/26/2014) [-]
I see.
When I'm tired I'm extremely silly. Shenanigans off the charts.
User avatar #1705 to #1704 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (04/26/2014) [-]
wound*
#1684 - theannoyingFJguy (04/11/2014) [-]
FJ &quot;TOP COMMENTERS&quot; QUIZ:   
Short answering these will help with my compilation.   
   
1. Got any nicknames?   
   
2. What are you well known for on FJ?   
   
3. Did you hit #1? When?   
   
4. Did you get Level 400? When?   
   
5. Which parts of FJ do you browse?   
   
6. Info about your mascot?   
   
7. Anything else interesting about you?   
   
If you answer these, thank you.
FJ "TOP COMMENTERS" QUIZ:
Short answering these will help with my compilation.

1. Got any nicknames?

2. What are you well known for on FJ?

3. Did you hit #1? When?

4. Did you get Level 400? When?

5. Which parts of FJ do you browse?

6. Info about your mascot?

7. Anything else interesting about you?

If you answer these, thank you.
#1685 to #1684 - thechosentroll (04/11/2014) [-]
1. "That Taric spam guy"
2. Spamming up the forntpage 5 times, getting permabanned 4 times, getting myself unbanned 4 times.
3. Nope. Only went up to #3, though I never actually tried to get there. Just commended as usual.
4. Yup, about 7 months ago.
5. Frontpage, video games and hating boards. Used to hang out on the *********** board, though I've never been a brony. The ************ were entertaining as **** before the place went to **** .
6. Two mascots - dr. Stein from the anime Soul Eater and Fran from the manga Franken Fran. They fit my two favorite character types - the mad scientist and the jolly sociopath. Plus, they have lots of reactions for pics.
7. I'm as interesting as a catholic nuns' sex life.
User avatar #1686 to #1685 - theannoyingFJguy (04/11/2014) [-]
Thanks. I'll make my summary of you and then ask you if you're all ok with it.
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