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I wonder. What if my "Ah, quit whining! If it hurts, it means it's working" approach to problem solving is just sadism?comment
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#13 - Oh, please. If Dwarf Fortress has been able to calculate every…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/26/2014 on Shit just got real +2
User avatar #14 - wotterpatch (08/26/2014) [-]
Actually, the PC is probably a fair bit better.

A GTX 480, a 5 year old graphics card, cant be downclocked slow enough to wear a "next-gen" console can outperform it
#312009 - That makes some sense, though I generally don't care if people…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/26/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #312012 - fistfireace (08/26/2014) [-]
Perhaps that is the case. I kinda figured you weren't the one to care about thumbs or anything, but I still talked about it anyway.
User avatar #312013 - thechosentroll (08/26/2014) [-]
No, no, no, not what I meant. Well, I mean, YES, I don't care about them, but I meant that they are literally useless to me. I'm level 400. I can't level up any higher.
User avatar #312014 - fistfireace (08/26/2014) [-]
Ooh, I see. I didn't know what level you were on, my bad.
#10 - Yes, but that IS next gen - spending using that extra computin…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/26/2014 on Shit just got real +2
User avatar #12 - wotterpatch (08/26/2014) [-]
I give it 5-10 years till we see stuff like that. There just isn't quite the processing power available there yet. I can see a field with a dozen animals seriously bogging down a game engine because of the hygienic patterns that need calculating
User avatar #13 - thechosentroll (08/26/2014) [-]
Oh, please. If Dwarf Fortress has been able to calculate every bone, muscle, nerve and organ within every single creature on the in-game planet AND keep track of changes in everything at the same time since 2006, I'm sure a game can handle a simple shitting algorithm. True, Dorf Fort is on PC, but I doubt a 2006 PC outclasses a next gen console THAT much.
User avatar #14 - wotterpatch (08/26/2014) [-]
Actually, the PC is probably a fair bit better.

A GTX 480, a 5 year old graphics card, cant be downclocked slow enough to wear a "next-gen" console can outperform it
#312006 - Normally, I dislike using this pic, but it feels appropriate. …  [+] (4 new replies) 08/26/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... +3
#312050 - ohemgeezus (08/26/2014) [-]
perma thumb banning*
#312049 - ohemgeezus (08/26/2014) [-]
Right, permabanning a shit ton of people just because they posted on /retard/ even if they didn't say anything negative about him, focusing a shit ton of attention on sites barely anyone will use instead of improving the site. Maybe even how a couple weeks ago we had the, "lowest amount of traffic we've ever had". Totally the best he's run it, you might be the smartest person on this site.
User avatar #312150 - thesoulless (08/26/2014) [-]
>implying he doesn't perma-ban a bunch of people for no reason every year
#312118 - plumpbooty (08/26/2014) [-]
He's always been banning people left and right for stupid reasons. Can relate myself, having 3 accounts permabanned.
#7 - It'd be truly next-gen if the horse shat realistically. As in,…  [+] (5 new replies) 08/26/2014 on Shit just got real +4
User avatar #8 - wotterpatch (08/26/2014) [-]
But horses eat whenever they aren't moving and there is something edible about. It'd almost be a waste of computing power to calculate the shitting patterns of a horse

...Then again...It'd buy any game if they announced they had realistic shit programmed into it
User avatar #10 - thechosentroll (08/26/2014) [-]
Yes, but that IS next gen - spending using that extra computing power to calculate horse shitting patterns. That's what next gen is - using the new, more powerful hardware and software to create better gaming experiences. Next gen doesn't just mean better graphics.
User avatar #12 - wotterpatch (08/26/2014) [-]
I give it 5-10 years till we see stuff like that. There just isn't quite the processing power available there yet. I can see a field with a dozen animals seriously bogging down a game engine because of the hygienic patterns that need calculating
User avatar #13 - thechosentroll (08/26/2014) [-]
Oh, please. If Dwarf Fortress has been able to calculate every bone, muscle, nerve and organ within every single creature on the in-game planet AND keep track of changes in everything at the same time since 2006, I'm sure a game can handle a simple shitting algorithm. True, Dorf Fort is on PC, but I doubt a 2006 PC outclasses a next gen console THAT much.
User avatar #14 - wotterpatch (08/26/2014) [-]
Actually, the PC is probably a fair bit better.

A GTX 480, a 5 year old graphics card, cant be downclocked slow enough to wear a "next-gen" console can outperform it
#12 - I think everyone knows it's **** . What's funny is…  [+] (6 new replies) 08/26/2014 on You fucked up -6
#14 - makotoitou (08/26/2014) [-]
>everybody knows it's shit
Not saying you can't have an opinion, but many people like 5N@F.
User avatar #15 - thechosentroll (08/26/2014) [-]
The two aren't mutually exclusive. For example, the Scary Movie series is objectively shit, but I love it. Just because something's shit doesn't mean people don't like it. FNaF is objectively a small and shitty game, which is mostly meant to be PewDieBait. Doesn't mean we can't like it. Look at fucking Goat Simulator. This is the horror game equivalent of Goat Simulator.
User avatar #16 - makotoitou (08/26/2014) [-]
Again your opinion. Not arguing with that, since everybody to their own.

Just saying that many people like the gameplay and atmosphere of FN@F, and you shouldn't say "hurr everybody hates it but it's funny furry bait"
User avatar #17 - thechosentroll (08/26/2014) [-]
They don't hate it. No one hates it. That's what I said. Just because something's bad doesn't mean people have to hate it.
User avatar #23 - KevinPutt (08/26/2014) [-]
You're an idiot.
But just because you're an idiot doesn't mean I hate you.
User avatar #39 - thechosentroll (08/26/2014) [-]
Well, I'm a very likable idiot.
#20 - Battletoads HD. 08/26/2014 on Notready4freddy (and other... 0
#312005 - >Disliking The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy …  [+] (5 new replies) 08/26/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... +1
User avatar #312015 - plumpbooty (08/26/2014) [-]
Wow, I sure didn't see that punchline coming! Yes, who could have thought of making a joke about a bundle of sticks being called a faggot! I say that joke is even more original and funnier than Billy shouting "DESTROY US ALL!" the umpteenth time! Oh wait.
User avatar #312017 - thechosentroll (08/26/2014) [-]
You know, while sarcasm is generally harder to detect in text form, you're still supposed to be a bit subtle about it. Holding up a giant "I AM BEING SARCASTIC! YOU ARE A CUNT!" sign above your head kind of makes you seem like a bitter asshole. Yes, I understand that you don't like the show, because you have a different taste in comedy than I do. That's normal and perfectly OK. I'm just messing with you for fun and if you didn't catch that, then you likely really DO have a stick up your ass.
#312024 - plumpbooty (08/26/2014) [-]
>bitter asshole

jk luv u
User avatar #312025 - thechosentroll (08/26/2014) [-]
Actually, I AM a bitter asshole, I'm just OK with it.
#312026 - plumpbooty (08/26/2014) [-]
#6 - Picture 08/26/2014 on After an internship at Comcast +3
#312001 - I recently started playing War Thunder again. It spent an hour… 08/26/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... +3
#312000 - I don't know how to feel when I post a link to porn and it get…  [+] (5 new replies) 08/26/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #312007 - fistfireace (08/26/2014) [-]
You should be pleased because people thumb you up because you went and looked for said porn and shared it. Unlike favorites, thumbs actually does something for you (though most don't care about it): levels you up.

The ones who favorites, most of the time, doesn't thumb you up, because they're lazy assholes. I shamelessly do this as well. But don't tell anyone, okay? I don't know if I'm making sense though, so whatever. Either way, feel pleased for those who thumbs up.

"Why do I even care?" Is it because you secretly want people to like you for the effort you took into finding the porn?
User avatar #312009 - thechosentroll (08/26/2014) [-]
That makes some sense, though I generally don't care if people like me or not. Maybe it's because finding porn seems more like a job. Like I did my job properly. Also, technically thumbs are useless to me.
User avatar #312012 - fistfireace (08/26/2014) [-]
Perhaps that is the case. I kinda figured you weren't the one to care about thumbs or anything, but I still talked about it anyway.
User avatar #312013 - thechosentroll (08/26/2014) [-]
No, no, no, not what I meant. Well, I mean, YES, I don't care about them, but I meant that they are literally useless to me. I'm level 400. I can't level up any higher.
User avatar #312014 - fistfireace (08/26/2014) [-]
Ooh, I see. I didn't know what level you were on, my bad.
#8 - The music that plays when you go to the site adds so much to this. 08/26/2014 on Oppression Quest: Available... +23
#311997 - Yes, like that. On a side note, his voice makes something insi… 08/26/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#24 - Well, that's just killing the competition before it even rises up.  [+] (2 new replies) 08/26/2014 on More Vivian James pls +135
#186 - anonymous (08/26/2014) [-]
The competition isn't the only thing that rose up.
#93 - anonymous (08/26/2014) [-]
Of course, 4chan is nothing if not efficient.
#311996 - While you've got this streak of uptightness going, would you b…  [+] (7 new replies) 08/26/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... +1
User avatar #312004 - plumpbooty (08/26/2014) [-]
>billy and mandy
>humor

Ah, no.
User avatar #312005 - thechosentroll (08/26/2014) [-]
>Disliking The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy

Well, I guess my suspicions were confirmed. You've got so many sticks up your ass they've actually formed a faggot. That means you're also gay.
User avatar #312015 - plumpbooty (08/26/2014) [-]
Wow, I sure didn't see that punchline coming! Yes, who could have thought of making a joke about a bundle of sticks being called a faggot! I say that joke is even more original and funnier than Billy shouting "DESTROY US ALL!" the umpteenth time! Oh wait.
User avatar #312017 - thechosentroll (08/26/2014) [-]
You know, while sarcasm is generally harder to detect in text form, you're still supposed to be a bit subtle about it. Holding up a giant "I AM BEING SARCASTIC! YOU ARE A CUNT!" sign above your head kind of makes you seem like a bitter asshole. Yes, I understand that you don't like the show, because you have a different taste in comedy than I do. That's normal and perfectly OK. I'm just messing with you for fun and if you didn't catch that, then you likely really DO have a stick up your ass.
#312024 - plumpbooty (08/26/2014) [-]
>bitter asshole

jk luv u
User avatar #312025 - thechosentroll (08/26/2014) [-]
Actually, I AM a bitter asshole, I'm just OK with it.
#312026 - plumpbooty (08/26/2014) [-]
#6 - Picture 08/25/2014 on Oppression Quest: Available... +12
#18 - Yeah, that's more or less what he does. It's just a character … 08/25/2014 on The power of Oculus Rift -1
#4 - This is truly next-gen.  [+] (7 new replies) 08/25/2014 on Shit just got real +36
User avatar #6 - wotterpatch (08/26/2014) [-]
This is what next gen is about though. Immersion and shit


I hope the division doesn't blow it, that'll teach consoles what next gen actually is supposed to be
User avatar #7 - thechosentroll (08/26/2014) [-]
It'd be truly next-gen if the horse shat realistically. As in, it doesn't just randomly shit, but rather shits more after being fed or while resting somewhere. Random shit does not a gen make.
User avatar #8 - wotterpatch (08/26/2014) [-]
But horses eat whenever they aren't moving and there is something edible about. It'd almost be a waste of computing power to calculate the shitting patterns of a horse

...Then again...It'd buy any game if they announced they had realistic shit programmed into it
User avatar #10 - thechosentroll (08/26/2014) [-]
Yes, but that IS next gen - spending using that extra computing power to calculate horse shitting patterns. That's what next gen is - using the new, more powerful hardware and software to create better gaming experiences. Next gen doesn't just mean better graphics.
User avatar #12 - wotterpatch (08/26/2014) [-]
I give it 5-10 years till we see stuff like that. There just isn't quite the processing power available there yet. I can see a field with a dozen animals seriously bogging down a game engine because of the hygienic patterns that need calculating
User avatar #13 - thechosentroll (08/26/2014) [-]
Oh, please. If Dwarf Fortress has been able to calculate every bone, muscle, nerve and organ within every single creature on the in-game planet AND keep track of changes in everything at the same time since 2006, I'm sure a game can handle a simple shitting algorithm. True, Dorf Fort is on PC, but I doubt a 2006 PC outclasses a next gen console THAT much.
User avatar #14 - wotterpatch (08/26/2014) [-]
Actually, the PC is probably a fair bit better.

A GTX 480, a 5 year old graphics card, cant be downclocked slow enough to wear a "next-gen" console can outperform it
#10 - Mandatory for most major anime characters. 08/25/2014 on Big where it counts +12
#4 - 5 nights in Russia. 08/25/2014 on Five nights at Ronalds +10
#31 - Props to the surgeon. Did a great job.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/25/2014 on Pillow talk +34
#33 - havockwzy (08/25/2014) [-]
#5 - Bitch, please. 08/25/2014 on Worlds Fastest Undresser +4
#8 - Picture 08/25/2014 on The Real MVP +7
#19 - Of all the things I expected to see on FJ today this was the o… 08/25/2014 on This is how sad feminists are +12
#10 - I imagine he sounds like this. 08/25/2014 on 2gud +1
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#1963 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (08/28/2014) [-]
I asked the artist of this for a bigger version.
We now have it in glorious, 2048x1536 5mb png wallpaper size.
User avatar #1964 to #1963 - thechosentroll (08/29/2014) [-]
Sweet.
#1959 - venomousvalentine (08/27/2014) [-]
New champion
new sivir lines
New cassiopeia lines.

Im so ******* hyped.
User avatar #1960 to #1959 - thechosentroll (08/27/2014) [-]
And I couldn't give less of a **** without disobeying the laws of nature.
#1961 to #1960 - venomousvalentine (08/27/2014) [-]
Well I'm excited.

Aeiou.

So whats good?
User avatar #1962 to #1961 - thechosentroll (08/27/2014) [-]
I almost managed to get enough sleep to not feel like **** . Almost. Other than that, not much. Mostly just checking the ol' inventory to see what I need to get before I ship my ass out to university. I've discovered that 80% of my wardrobe is clothes who were gifted to me by relatives and not worn even once.
#1948 - venomousvalentine (08/26/2014) [-]
The card machine beeps at the cashier. "I'm sorry sir, your card's been rejected."

Drake sighs, deeply. "That makes two of us," he mutters.
#1949 to #1948 - thechosentroll (08/26/2014) [-]
Remind me, why haven't I blocked you yet?
User avatar #1950 to #1949 - venomousvalentine (08/26/2014) [-]
Because you love me.
User avatar #1951 to #1950 - thechosentroll (08/26/2014) [-]
It's more like "tolerate". I'm a very tolerant person.
#1952 to #1951 - venomousvalentine (08/26/2014) [-]
Nah you love me.
I've started streaming!
www.twitch.tv/snakefire41

How are you?
User avatar #1953 to #1952 - thechosentroll (08/26/2014) [-]
University starts in less than a month and I've been unable to think about anything but that for ages. I also can't sleep, so right now I'm half-dead, half-asleep and entirely pissed.
User avatar #1954 to #1953 - venomousvalentine (08/26/2014) [-]
Why are you pissed?
good luck with uni. I go to public school in a week.
User avatar #1955 to #1954 - thechosentroll (08/26/2014) [-]
Good luck with that and I'm pissed, because I'm tired, I can't sleep, I can't think, I can't play videogames or listen to music, because I can't focus and I still have **** to do, while I will do despite wanting to murder someone right now.
User avatar #1956 to #1955 - venomousvalentine (08/26/2014) [-]
Perhaps drugs would be a solution.
User avatar #1957 to #1956 - thechosentroll (08/26/2014) [-]
Nah, too expensive. Willpower's enough for now.
User avatar #1958 to #1957 - venomousvalentine (08/26/2014) [-]
Good luck.

Also holy **** full AP sej is OP.
User avatar #1939 - applecopy (08/23/2014) [-]
you mained Veigar rite?
User avatar #1940 to #1939 - thechosentroll (08/23/2014) [-]
A loooooong time ago, yes. It was a different time, filled with more elegant champs. I miss season 2.
User avatar #1941 to #1940 - applecopy (08/23/2014) [-]
I remember telling u he sucked
but that was because I sucked back then
Veigar is boss
veigar is op
#1942 to #1941 - thechosentroll (08/23/2014) [-]
In my usual Veigar game, where I wasn't horribly assraped by the enemy mid (which was often before they started giving every champ and their grandma a dash attack), a single Q would deal 800 damage and my full combo of Q, E, W, R, Q, could deal about 4000 damage. That's enough to kill a Cho'Gath. I could burst down a ******* Singed. SINGED! I've never managed to 1v1 that ****** with anything other than Veigar.

Veigar is one of the most amazing champs in the game if you can play him properly. However, he's now practically useless, since since season 3 any champ without escape mechanisms just gets fisted by every champ that does. You can't play jungle Veigar, mid Veigar is going to hate life, bot Veigar just isn't possible, top Veigar gets *********** and support Veigar is just an insult to Veigar players everywhere - all 5 of them.
User avatar #1943 to #1942 - applecopy (08/23/2014) [-]
dude no, he's OP

but yea, I guess he gets screwed over by AD assasins.. and Talon/Zed are hot atm

But his AOE stun is OP OP
User avatar #1944 to #1943 - thechosentroll (08/23/2014) [-]
Oh yeah, I've managed to stun the entire enemy team many times. The best part is that so few people play Veigar that they don't even realize what he's capable of.
User avatar #1945 to #1944 - applecopy (08/23/2014) [-]
Yep, he's secretely op
He does have his weaknesses though
User avatar #1946 to #1945 - thechosentroll (08/23/2014) [-]
Yup, the problem is that in the current meta those weaknesses matter a lot. In the older metas, it was OK for a champ to be slow or squishy, as long as they did tons of damage. Now, it's all about control - who jumps the farthest, who stuns the longest, who has the best AoE. That's why squishy champs and squishy champs get ****** over. All the champs with jumps and dashes instantly get to you and destroy you and even if they don't get to you right away, you can't run away. Like how Mordekaiser is now useless. He used to be amazing, because of his shield, which meant that as long as he can do damage he's tanky, but now that everyone has stun, you just stun the ****** and kill him, because he can't use abilities while stunned.
User avatar #1947 to #1946 - applecopy (08/23/2014) [-]
Well, situational Banshee's could help his utility a lot
User avatar #1930 - dalokan (08/22/2014) [-]
Is it true that only riot employees can have RIOT on their name?
User avatar #1931 to #1930 - thechosentroll (08/22/2014) [-]
Yeah. Well, kind of. You can use words like Rioting, you just can't use riot as a separate word.
User avatar #1932 to #1931 - dalokan (08/22/2014) [-]
That means I had a game with one of the designers.

Damn...he sucks major dick in this game
User avatar #1933 to #1932 - thechosentroll (08/22/2014) [-]
He may have just been testing something to see how it looks ingame. You don't have to be good at LoL to work at Rito.
User avatar #1934 to #1933 - dalokan (08/22/2014) [-]
In ranked?
User avatar #1935 to #1934 - thechosentroll (08/22/2014) [-]
**** if I know. It's possible.
User avatar #1936 to #1935 - dalokan (08/22/2014) [-]
Oh well.

You think he can get me banned if I told him in-game to stick to designing?
User avatar #1937 to #1936 - thechosentroll (08/22/2014) [-]
This is Rito, of course he can.
#1938 to #1937 - dalokan (08/22/2014) [-]
****

Thanks anyways
User avatar #1929 - alexianary (08/19/2014) [-]
ay
User avatar #1928 - awesomerninjathing ONLINE (08/19/2014) [-]
Hi, let's talk about stuff
User avatar #1920 to #1919 - thechosentroll (08/18/2014) [-]
What is it?
#1921 to #1920 - alexianary (08/18/2014) [-]
am I not allowed to drop by and say hi like a good friend?
am I not allowed to drop by and say hi like a good friend?
User avatar #1922 to #1921 - thechosentroll (08/18/2014) [-]
If I say "no" will you go away?
#1923 to #1922 - alexianary (08/18/2014) [-]
ah, nope, sorry.

How are you chosen?
User avatar #1924 to #1923 - thechosentroll (08/18/2014) [-]
I feel like **** , my head hurts and I'm currently watching **** on youtube.
#1925 to #1924 - alexianary (08/18/2014) [-]
Are you sick or why?
Take some ibuprofen or something, maybe sleep more regularly.

oooh, watcha watching?<3
User avatar #1926 to #1925 - thechosentroll (08/18/2014) [-]
No, I just randomly have these days where I wake up feeling like **** and my head hurts for no reason. Also, I found a new channel I'd never seen before. It caters to my interest in pointy objects. www.youtube.com/channel/UCNKcMBYP_-18FLgk4BYGtfw
#1927 to #1926 - alexianary (08/18/2014) [-]
awww, poor chosen
maybe you should pay attention to your diet? Or pick up some hobbies that keep stress levels low

oooh I like pointy objects
thanks<3
#1911 to #1910 - venomousvalentine (08/16/2014) [-]
Getting around to playing more Katawa shoujo.
And you?
User avatar #1912 to #1911 - thechosentroll (08/16/2014) [-]
Silently judging you for playing that game, while trying to muster the will do to anything. ******* heat wave. It's so hot I've lost the will to do anything that requires any type of motion, which apparently includes gaming and reading. I've been trying to work up the willpower to do anything for about 2 hours now. Still nothing.
User avatar #1913 to #1912 - venomousvalentine (08/16/2014) [-]
I feel it.
Sometimes chairs and beds just end up having more gravity at the end of the day. What a strange phenomenon.

I enjoy it so far.
User avatar #1914 to #1913 - thechosentroll (08/16/2014) [-]
Nah, this feels different. It's not a " **** it, I'm too tired to move." lack of willpower. It's more of a "If I move, I'm going to start sweating again." type. I have the physical ability and energy to do **** , I just don't want to, since I can almost hear myself sweating if I do any form of physical exertion.
#1915 to #1914 - venomousvalentine (08/16/2014) [-]
Activate... the laser air conditioner.
User avatar #1916 to #1915 - thechosentroll (08/16/2014) [-]
I don't have one. Usually don't need one, either. It's just this heat wave that's ******* everything up.
#1917 to #1916 - venomousvalentine (08/16/2014) [-]
Activate the fans?
User avatar #1918 to #1917 - thechosentroll (08/16/2014) [-]
That actually generates even MORE heat, which means I'm going to ******* die if I turn it off, which I have to, since it's too loud to fall asleep while it's working.
User avatar #1905 - nomora ONLINE (08/13/2014) [-]
You might like Aphorism. Not as dark as Berserk but the execution was spot on.
User avatar #1906 to #1905 - thechosentroll (08/13/2014) [-]
Thanks. I'm getting kind of a Battle Royale vibe from the synopsis. Is it like that or more similar to the Another style of "you're all going to die for ******** reasons."
User avatar #1907 to #1906 - nomora ONLINE (08/13/2014) [-]
Nope, failure in the events equal death, instead of just dying by being near someone.
User avatar #1908 to #1907 - thechosentroll (08/13/2014) [-]
Oooooooooh, so basically an "F stands for " ******* DEAD!" situation? Neat. That should be interesting.
#1903 to #1902 - thechosentroll (07/31/2014) [-]
&gt;Cassiopea   
   
Ugh god, I always had my suspicions, but now it's been confirmed. You really ARE a fag.
>Cassiopea

Ugh god, I always had my suspicions, but now it's been confirmed. You really ARE a fag.
#1904 to #1903 - venomousvalentine (07/31/2014) [-]
Let me shuffle off that mortal coil~

I like her even if she's not a very good champion.
#1895 - venomousvalentine (07/26/2014) [-]
You should watch shiki. Seems right up your alley.
User avatar #1896 to #1895 - thechosentroll (07/26/2014) [-]
Eh, doesn't seem all that interesting to me.
#1897 to #1896 - venomousvalentine (07/26/2014) [-]
It seems ******* perfect for you tho.
User avatar #1898 to #1897 - thechosentroll (07/26/2014) [-]
Eh, ****** up **** happens and there's a guy in a lab coat. That's normally my cup of tea, but in this case it's just not grabbing me. Maybe if I'm bored enough I'll watch it, but right now I have better stuff to do.
#1899 to #1898 - venomousvalentine (07/26/2014) [-]
Bitch gets her head ran over. Vampire trickaroo.
User avatar #1900 to #1899 - thechosentroll (07/26/2014) [-]
I watched The Human Centipede while eating chocolate ice cream. ****** up **** does not impress me easily.
#1901 to #1900 - venomousvalentine (07/26/2014) [-]
Not like its actual gore. But its a good anime.

#1888 - jettom (07/21/2014) [-]
hi weeb.   
How goes your trip into the anime wurld?
hi weeb.
How goes your trip into the anime wurld?
User avatar #1889 to #1888 - thechosentroll (07/21/2014) [-]
What trip? I haven't even looked for new anime in ages.
#1890 to #1889 - jettom (07/21/2014) [-]
Thought you'd start Hunter by now.    
I thought of a show I think you might like. It basically gives betas the middle finger from the first episode to the end.
Thought you'd start Hunter by now.
I thought of a show I think you might like. It basically gives betas the middle finger from the first episode to the end.
#1892 to #1891 - jettom (07/21/2014) [-]
Kaiji. It's about a NEET who'se forced to gamble for his 						*******					 life, but he's scammed by every 						*******					 human alive. It's a psychological show above whatever you'd expect, and one of a very little list of anime I'd brand as perfection.
Kaiji. It's about a NEET who'se forced to gamble for his ******* life, but he's scammed by every ******* human alive. It's a psychological show above whatever you'd expect, and one of a very little list of anime I'd brand as perfection.

Tonegawa's (De)Motivational Speech (from Kaiji)
User avatar #1893 to #1892 - thechosentroll (07/21/2014) [-]
Nice speech. I'll keep the show in mind.
#1894 to #1893 - jettom (07/21/2014) [-]
It's filled with 						****					 like that. It's just beautiful.
It's filled with **** like that. It's just beautiful.
User avatar #1885 - ied (07/19/2014) [-]
may i have your fj points?
User avatar #1886 to #1885 - thechosentroll (07/19/2014) [-]
You may go die in a fire.
User avatar #1887 to #1886 - ied (07/19/2014) [-]
ok, thanks for at least replying.
#1883 - venomousvalentine (07/16/2014) [-]
I got it.   
   
You're basically house.
I got it.

You're basically house.
#1862 to #1861 - thechosentroll (07/12/2014) [-]
Strange, random and kind of gay. So, is this a selfie or something?
#1863 to #1862 - venomousvalentine (07/12/2014) [-]
Well I am from the desert.
I would love a fluffly pink guile suit to strut around in for ***** and giggles.

Anyhow whats up.
User avatar #1864 to #1863 - thechosentroll (07/12/2014) [-]
Not much. Still waiting for those university results. Just three more days until I find out if it's time to celebrate or punch a hole through a wall.
User avatar #1865 to #1864 - venomousvalentine (07/12/2014) [-]
Oh man. Well heres to crossing fingers. I hope you get in.

My friend is making me play cripple girl simulator 2012
User avatar #1866 to #1865 - thechosentroll (07/12/2014) [-]
Katawa Shoujo? Ugh god, I hope you're not a fan of reading, because if you've seen proper writing, that thing is going to seem horrible. So slooooooooooooooow. Also, avoid the asshole brigade - Pinkie McDrillhair and Specs the amazing bitch.
#1867 to #1866 - venomousvalentine (07/12/2014) [-]
I'm barely into it. The analogies are good but hisao is a goddamn retard it seems.

Eh. I'll probably go for rin.

How do I avoid being pushed of the roof?
User avatar #1868 to #1867 - thechosentroll (07/12/2014) [-]
By not being a dumbass, mostly. Just don't hurt anyones' feelings and you'll be good. On my first try I intentionally pissed everyone off just to see what happens. Kenji happened. If you're going for a specific route, just look up a flowchart or something. It just turns it from a game into a visual novel.
User avatar #1869 to #1868 - venomousvalentine (07/12/2014) [-]
Is it.. not a visual novel?..
Got it.

Why do I have to play as this asshole?
User avatar #1870 to #1869 - thechosentroll (07/12/2014) [-]
Ah, **** . Almost forgot to reply. Saw something shiny and got distracted. Anyway, there is a simply explanation as to why Hisao has the mental capacity of a lobotomized chimpanzee - the game is made by /a/. See, /a/ is the chamber of the great council of otakus , which slightly overlaps with the great council of neckbeards, , which means that, despite this being a western production, they have to make it as cliche and anime-y as possible. That means they have to include as many stereotypes as possible. You've got:
The sexually and all-round oblivious MC in the form of Hisao, just like every MC in a romance anime ever.
The shy, quiet one, which all the fans like, in the form of Hanako, just like characters like Hinata
The overly nice and motherly one, who's actually got a heavy burden - Lilly, just like a ******* of characters whos' names I can't remember. Like that captain from Bleach. The one with the braid.
Overly sporty one - Emi
The hidden genius that looks like they're high 25/7 and none of what they say makes sense unless you can think in 5 dimensions - Rin
Bossy bitch with glasses (they even made her to the "adjust glasses and they shine like ******* 200 000 watt fog lights" thing) - Shizune
The hyperactive one (bonus points for the stereotypical pink hair) - Misha
The paranoid comic relief, who does crazy and random **** - Kenji.

It could have had a proper story and characters, but alas, they decided to make it a waifu simulator rather than a proper ******* novel.
#1871 to #1870 - venomousvalentine (07/12/2014) [-]
I feel like I'd be able to connect most with rin.

I don't know, something about a lax attitude, not necessarily shy, just someone who only talks when they feel they need to, and has something to say when they do.
A quiet observer kind of attitude.

Someone you could legit just lay back in the same room as silently and they'd still count it as quality time.
User avatar #1872 to #1871 - thechosentroll (07/12/2014) [-]
Yeah, that's more or less Rin. She's one of the better-written routes, so you'll probably like it if you can get past the mind-numbingly slow pace. God, I still don't get why they spend a solid 20% of time describing everything. It's a ******* visual novel. We can SEE what's happening. If they'd just dropped that, it might have been an actual good read.
User avatar #1873 to #1872 - venomousvalentine (07/12/2014) [-]
Meh, it seems alright so far. Nothing spectacular or underwhelming either.
User avatar #1874 to #1873 - thechosentroll (07/12/2014) [-]
Yeah, that's the thing that made it suck for me. You're just "OK, this is pretty unremarkable, but something cool should happen soon. *two hours later* aaaaaaaaaaaany minute now *5 hours later* aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaany mi- oh, it's over.". I dunno, maybe it's because I got Hanako.
#1875 to #1874 - venomousvalentine (07/12/2014) [-]
I used to read so much in the desert, but I sold my books to afford the move.

Maybe I should go to a book store.
User avatar #1876 to #1875 - thechosentroll (07/12/2014) [-]
Or you could just look up books online.
#1877 to #1876 - venomousvalentine (07/12/2014) [-]
Thats not quite the same for me man.

Although the frustration of constantly fiddling with the fickle pages of a book is a little inconvenient.

Maybe its because I never had a bookmark.
User avatar #1878 to #1877 - thechosentroll (07/12/2014) [-]
I'm not even sure what a bookmark is.
User avatar #1879 to #1878 - venomousvalentine (07/12/2014) [-]
Usually a very small rope or a long thin laminated card like a stretched out debit card that goes between the pages.
User avatar #1880 to #1879 - thechosentroll (07/12/2014) [-]
Oh. Why not just use a regular piece of paper?
#1882 to #1880 - venomousvalentine (07/12/2014) [-]
Im leaving my house for the first time in months today. Even if it is to just go to the book store.
User avatar #1881 to #1880 - venomousvalentine (07/12/2014) [-]
I could, I just always forgot or was too lazy so I never bothered. I just dogeared the page.
User avatar #1857 - Riukanojutsu (07/09/2014) [-]
Since you like Dorf, imma just drop this **** here pastebin.com/VNcX2Quc
User avatar #1858 to #1857 - thechosentroll (07/09/2014) [-]
Yes, I've known about that for ages. Doesn't interest me much, though. I prefer medieval fantasy over futuristic stuff. Still, I may look into it, seeing as how it'll be a month until they fix the new DF patch. Later, though. I still have other **** to play.
#1851 - kinginthenorth (07/08/2014) [-]
New DF update
Is your anus prepared?
#1852 to #1851 - thechosentroll (07/08/2014) [-]
It's been prepared for a month now, ever since I heard about the upcoming update. I can not ******* wait. It's gonna have so much cool **** in both adventure mode and fortress mode. The things I'm most excited about are the new system that draws siege units from the civilization pool, meaning actual goblin citizens attack me instead of some randomly generated crap, meaning I can cripple their civilizations by simply existing and anihilating their armies. The other main thing is the fact that world generation will continue in fortress mode, meaning those crippled civilizations will really be wiped out thanks to me.

God, I know this is going to be a buggy, unplayable piece of **** for a month, but I don't care. This is going to be AWESOME!
#1853 to #1852 - kinginthenorth (07/09/2014) [-]
I'm loving it so far.
Been doing Adventure mode

Had to say goodbye to my previous fortress because of a tantrum spiral
But i learned one thing from that fortress, the easy way to get to a legendary military
>Make room with 1 upright spears (Only training spears), 1 Armor stand and 1 locked door
>Assign military to armor stand (Put them in decent armor first, or give them a cloak. If you've got neither, good training for your medical team)
>Put lever on repeat
>Profit

Axelords, Hammerlords, Swordmasters and Spearmasters in about 2-5 minutes. And they're all legendary Fighters, Dodgers, etc.
#1854 to #1853 - thechosentroll (07/09/2014) [-]
Yes, that's called a danger room. Popular training method. My usual approach is:
1. Give dorfs armor. No weapon or shield.
2. Send them into the danger room, where they become legendary armor users and pretty good at dodging.
3. Give shield.
4. Send into danger room, until they become legendary blockers and great at dodging.
5. Give weapon.
6. Don't let them leave the room until they become legendary at the weapon and legendary dodgers. It takes a while, due to how good they are at blocking and dodging.

That's why my army usually consists of a tag team of two dwarves. I prefer quality over quantity when it comes to melee dorfs, so I pick two dwarves that are naturally physically fit it's important, because physical attributes can only become double their original value, meaning you can't make a weakass dwarf look like Conan the Dwarfbarian , give them dwarves full masterwork steel armor, train them to superhuman levels and watch as they slaughter everything in their path.

One of these days I'm going to perfect my super-soldier training program by adding genetics to it, selectively breeding the dorfiest of dorfs in order to get the perfect engines of destruction. It'll have to wait, though. I've decided to put off playing it for a bit and wait until the worst fortress mode bugs get fixed. Also, there's a lot of mini-updates coming, which include some stuff Toady couldn't get running for the full update.
#1855 to #1854 - kinginthenorth (07/09/2014) [-]
Yeah, i figured that my dwarves didn't bother to dodge anymore because they just used their weapon to block
My military basically started out as full wrestlers (Reading reports on killing Elven Caravans has never been more fun), since i didn't forge weapons from the start (They quickly armed themselves with goblin weapons tho)

I don't often look at the description, more at their job and how replaceable they are. ie Cheese makers and Spinners are excellent military material to me. The ones that did survive everything are rewarded with my finest armors. The others just serve to tire the other creatures and/or lure enemies into cage traps.

My ultimate achievement will be when i manage to capture a dragon. Cave dragon or actual Dragon matters not. But i MUST and SHALL have a goddamn War Dragon.
User avatar #1856 to #1855 - thechosentroll (07/09/2014) [-]
Oh, yeah. That's awesome. I've had those. Instant goblin remover, as long as you keep it safe from archers. Dragons are absurdly fragile. They're glass cannons, basically. My ambition is to catch two rocs. They're the only megabeasts that can breed. They can be bred. I can have an army of ******* rocs.
User avatar #1859 to #1856 - kinginthenorth (07/09/2014) [-]
I've thought of catching Rocs, but i figured i'd just keep it at a dragon for the moment. Imagine an entire fort just filled with ******* Rocs

I'll just restrain the dragon to a safe place and then watch it burn everything.
#1837 - venomousvalentine (07/02/2014) [-]
Hi.
Hi.
User avatar #1839 to #1837 - thechosentroll (07/02/2014) [-]
The **** is it this time?
#1841 to #1839 - venomousvalentine (07/02/2014) [-]
Am I not allowed to try and have a conversation?

How are you?
#1846 to #1841 - thechosentroll (07/02/2014) [-]
No, there's no problem and I'm a bit............................ irritable. Yes, let's say &quot;irritable&quot;, because I'm trying to get my paperwork done while I wait for the universities I applied in to announce my results. I'm really on 						*******					 edge, because despite my great grades and the fact that I'm competing with 						********					, I am the unluckiest 						************					 I know. Both universities I applied to had a special new offer, where you can pay to get in early for 50% of the places in specialty. Both universities only tested it on a single specialty - THE ONE I WANT TO 						*******					 GET INTO! So now I'm competing for half the number of spots, because some jackasses with Ds paid to get in first. And this 						****					 wasn't even official. Unless you literally knew someone who worked at the university, you had no 						*******					 idea it was a thing. So now I'm just sitting here, marinating in my own stress and seething, burning, mind-numbingly intense hatred for the world, while I wait for the results.   
   
Other than that, everything's fine. Had some ice cream earlier today and Dwarf Fortress is getting an update soon, which everyone's been waiting for for two years. So, all in all, if I manage not to think about the university thing for 5 seconds, I'll be as happy as can physically be.
No, there's no problem and I'm a bit............................ irritable. Yes, let's say "irritable", because I'm trying to get my paperwork done while I wait for the universities I applied in to announce my results. I'm really on ******* edge, because despite my great grades and the fact that I'm competing with ******** , I am the unluckiest ************ I know. Both universities I applied to had a special new offer, where you can pay to get in early for 50% of the places in specialty. Both universities only tested it on a single specialty - THE ONE I WANT TO ******* GET INTO! So now I'm competing for half the number of spots, because some jackasses with Ds paid to get in first. And this **** wasn't even official. Unless you literally knew someone who worked at the university, you had no ******* idea it was a thing. So now I'm just sitting here, marinating in my own stress and seething, burning, mind-numbingly intense hatred for the world, while I wait for the results.

Other than that, everything's fine. Had some ice cream earlier today and Dwarf Fortress is getting an update soon, which everyone's been waiting for for two years. So, all in all, if I manage not to think about the university thing for 5 seconds, I'll be as happy as can physically be.
User avatar #1847 to #1846 - venomousvalentine (07/02/2014) [-]
Im sorry..
#1848 to #1847 - thechosentroll (07/02/2014) [-]
For what? I'll get into the specialty I want. I worked my ass off for this, my grades are more than high enough, my paperwork is flawless and there's not all that many people competing. I will murder some of the people that got better scores than me just to vacate a spot for myself. I. WILL. GET. IN. Nothing short of a meteor destroying the university is going to stop me.
#1849 to #1848 - venomousvalentine (07/02/2014) [-]
Dedication like that is kinda attractive.
#1850 to #1849 - thechosentroll (07/02/2014) [-]
I'm not dedicated. I'm stubborn. It's a pretty major personality flaw - I'm incapable of admitting defeat or giving up. When a sensible person encounters and obstacle, they walk around it. When I encounter an obstacle, I bash my head against it until one or the other breaks. It is by no means attractive.
I'm not dedicated. I'm stubborn. It's a pretty major personality flaw - I'm incapable of admitting defeat or giving up. When a sensible person encounters and obstacle, they walk around it. When I encounter an obstacle, I bash my head against it until one or the other breaks. It is by no means attractive.
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