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#10 - *sniff* Smells like............. *inhales* Smells like fried m…  [+] (10 new replies) 09/22/2014 on Fascism +23
#33 - shenro (09/22/2014) [-]
#16 - schnizel (09/22/2014) [-]
#22 - masterboll (09/22/2014) [-]
*sniff* Smells like............. *inhales* Smells like shit. I think I smell Schnitzel.
#23 - schnizel (09/22/2014) [-]
No shitskin, that would be you.
#24 - masterboll (09/22/2014) [-]
pretty sure that would make you the shitskin
#25 - schnizel (09/22/2014) [-]
No, my sweet little child, besides you trying to be cool you are also blind and dumb.
Did you see that physiatrist I told you about?
#26 - masterboll (09/22/2014) [-]
>besides you trying to be cool you are also blind and dumb
top lel m8

>Did you see that physiatrist I told you about?
>resorts to the ironic "i recommend you get help" response
#27 - schnizel (09/22/2014) [-]
Aww, little butthurt shitskin is trying to post epic may mays.
Well, enough time spent on you.
#29 - masterboll (09/22/2014) [-]
>Aww, little butthurt shitskin is trying to post epic may mays
>resorts to more ironic insults

>Well, enough time spent on you
>finally develops a few brain cells to realise that irony and repetition wears out after a while
User avatar #101 - schnizel (09/23/2014) [-]
How sweet of you, king of irony.
#32 - This seems pretty in-character for all of them. 09/22/2014 on Leaked chatlog +1
#17 - Sometimes the only way to win is to not play at all.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/22/2014 on MFW the only reason SJW... +4
User avatar #36 - froggets (09/22/2014) [-]
How can you win, if you're not in the game?
I'm sorry, but this logic makes no sense, however!
I do agree, let's just stand on the sideline and let the angry kids figure this out on their own
#21 - How did it manage to give you arthritis?  [+] (4 new replies) 09/22/2014 on Drunk. 0
User avatar #23 - boomerpyro (09/22/2014) [-]
he wanked a lot
User avatar #25 - thechosentroll (09/22/2014) [-]
I assumed as much, that that's a really boring explanation. I was hoping for something more interesting.
User avatar #26 - boomerpyro (09/22/2014) [-]
uhm, he... he tried fisting his own ass while blowing himself too much?
User avatar #34 - worldatarms (09/22/2014) [-]
There's no way you could do that too much.
Too little, but not too much.
#11 - Only one that's worth posting.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/22/2014 on Orcs +2
#12 - afaik (09/22/2014) [-]
Well, I suppose that works. Thanks for the kek, once again.
#41 - Then why aren't they depicted as asians?  [+] (1 new reply) 09/22/2014 on What it's like being tall 0
User avatar #42 - moistnuggests (09/22/2014) [-]
I wasn't necessarily talking about the two in the content, just pointing out the race of incredibly short people living among us.
#9 - They get pretty creative with what they slap onto the stump, too.  [+] (3 new replies) 09/22/2014 on Orcs +2
#10 - afaik (09/22/2014) [-]
You got any more examples? I'm already letting out a wholehearted kek.
#11 - thechosentroll (09/22/2014) [-]
Only one that's worth posting.
#12 - afaik (09/22/2014) [-]
Well, I suppose that works. Thanks for the kek, once again.
#7 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 09/22/2014 on Meet Daniel Vavra: indie dev +78
#23 - cherubium (09/22/2014) [-]
>rape horse is best horse.
#7 - Picture 09/22/2014 on Orcs 0
#6 - Part mushroom. Note the spelling. OrCs are the half-elven ones…  [+] (5 new replies) 09/22/2014 on Orcs +1
#8 - afaik (09/22/2014) [-]
Allow me to display gratitude through an influx of dakka.

My friend once gave me a pretty fun description of orks: "They regenerate, and they do it fast. Unfortunately, they're not very patient. If an ork gets an arm chopped off, he'd rather stick something sharp into the stump rather than wait for 10 minutes"
#9 - thechosentroll (09/22/2014) [-]
They get pretty creative with what they slap onto the stump, too.
#10 - afaik (09/22/2014) [-]
You got any more examples? I'm already letting out a wholehearted kek.
#11 - thechosentroll (09/22/2014) [-]
Only one that's worth posting.
#12 - afaik (09/22/2014) [-]
Well, I suppose that works. Thanks for the kek, once again.
#21 - And they all had a better time than the people who were in deb… 09/22/2014 on Wedding in Russia +1
#26 - He was so awesome they gave him his own holiday - Sanguinala. …  [+] (1 new reply) 09/22/2014 on Sanguinius stands +1
#43 - EdwardNigma (09/22/2014) [-]
SWEET FUCKING RELEVANCE.
#124 - ************ , did you even read what I said? Peop…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/22/2014 on dirty business +1
#154 - mr skeltal (09/22/2014) [-]
>loves their freedom
> fails to acknowledge that in a world where no one wishes to communicate, only to spill blood, that it has to be done.
User avatar #155 - thechosentroll (09/22/2014) [-]
It's amazing how much of life can be explained with "Stupid people tend to do stupid shit.".
#165 - oosulley (09/22/2014) [-]
#22 - The shortest person I know is 175cm. I'm 204cm. Was this made …  [+] (5 new replies) 09/22/2014 on What it's like being tall 0
#74 - mr skeltal (09/22/2014) [-]
damn, 204 is fucking tall. im 198,2 and i dream of the day that i can say im 2 meters tall
#75 - fiddi (09/22/2014) [-]
sorry forgot to go online
#40 - moistnuggests (09/22/2014) [-]
User avatar #41 - thechosentroll (09/22/2014) [-]
Then why aren't they depicted as asians?
User avatar #42 - moistnuggests (09/22/2014) [-]
I wasn't necessarily talking about the two in the content, just pointing out the race of incredibly short people living among us.
#30 - It's low-hanging fruit. Too easy and obvious. 09/22/2014 on This week in science! +10
#123 - I'll explain it again. Animu relies heavily on target demograp… 09/22/2014 on (untitled) 0
#25 - Picture 09/22/2014 on manly tears +1
#27 - I made it through 5 years of school on 3 shirts, two pairs of …  [+] (2 new replies) 09/22/2014 on At least I look good 0
User avatar #46 - lexdface (09/22/2014) [-]
you must have dressed as the trashiest wigger for the first couple years of high school then before growing to 6'7 or whatever you are then
User avatar #47 - thechosentroll (09/22/2014) [-]
Pretty much. I'm kind of fat and I actually gave a fuck about it back then. Baggier clothes cover it up well.
#11 - We all expected it. And if we expected it, it wasn't Oglaf-y enough.  [+] (2 new replies) 09/22/2014 on Baptism +1
#26 - mr skeltal (09/22/2014) [-]
Speaking of him, I don't remember seeing much of Oglaf himself recently
User avatar #27 - thechosentroll (09/22/2014) [-]
Because the second he was introduced, everyone expected him to be the new main character. And if we expected it, it wasn't Oglaf-y enough.
#113 - People on the outernet or, as some like to call it, real life …  [+] (6 new replies) 09/22/2014 on dirty business +2
#123 - mr skeltal (09/22/2014) [-]
Go fuck yourself. The soldier was justified in every single kill. The enemy deserved to die. Fuck them.
#167 - mr skeltal (09/22/2014) [-]
hurr durr me brave soliders, USA, USA, USA!
User avatar #124 - thechosentroll (09/22/2014) [-]
Motherfucker, did you even read what I said? People on the internet, such as you and me are perfectly fine with what he did. I wouldn't call him a hero, but he was just doing his job. There's nothing bad about that. The MEDIA are the ones who spin shit like this the wrong way and use peoples' ignorance and outright stupidity to popularize their sensationalist bullshit and get more cash.
#154 - mr skeltal (09/22/2014) [-]
>loves their freedom
> fails to acknowledge that in a world where no one wishes to communicate, only to spill blood, that it has to be done.
User avatar #155 - thechosentroll (09/22/2014) [-]
It's amazing how much of life can be explained with "Stupid people tend to do stupid shit.".
#165 - oosulley (09/22/2014) [-]
#21 - Picture 09/22/2014 on spiderman +15
#20 - OH MY GOOOOOD! 09/22/2014 on spiderman +24
#22 - >Wish for unlimited money >Hire law firm >Mak… 09/22/2014 on F*ck 0
#20 - You can almost feel the thirst. 09/22/2014 on M'lady +13
#9 - It pretty much went down the same route as CAD comics - you ca…  [+] (4 new replies) 09/22/2014 on Baptism 0
User avatar #10 - megaton (09/22/2014) [-]
awww. i was hoping that eventually he would get to learn actual magic. maybe a point where he overthrows her or something by fucking her silly. i dont know something olafy
User avatar #11 - thechosentroll (09/22/2014) [-]
We all expected it. And if we expected it, it wasn't Oglaf-y enough.
#26 - mr skeltal (09/22/2014) [-]
Speaking of him, I don't remember seeing much of Oglaf himself recently
User avatar #27 - thechosentroll (09/22/2014) [-]
Because the second he was introduced, everyone expected him to be the new main character. And if we expected it, it wasn't Oglaf-y enough.
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#2091 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (09/30/2014) [-]
So because there is only one highschool in this town and my mom doesn't like it because it apparently endangers my safety, I'm now officially a highschool dropout.
User avatar #2092 to #2091 - thechosentroll (11 hours ago) [-]
**** , that's an achievement.
#2093 to #2092 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (11 hours ago) [-]
Yeah, well...There's not much I can or WANT to do about it in the meantime.
I'll get my GED and that's that.

I just finished tokyo ghoul
In every show I watch with my friend my favorite character ends up being the one with stitches..
He's beginning to suspect I have a stitches fetish. Although I wouldn't use those words.
#2094 to #2093 - thechosentroll (11 hours ago) [-]
I would. I have that.
#2095 to #2094 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (11 hours ago) [-]
It's kinda sexy...

I'm really upset tokyo ghoul ended so abruptly. I have to read the manga.
They BARELY introduced the best character and it ends. Im so upset.
I mean its a stitched up trap that's mentally insane. What part of that sounds like something i wouldn't like.
User avatar #2096 to #2095 - thechosentroll (11 hours ago) [-]
Haven't read it, but from what I've heard the mango makes you want to punch a cat.
User avatar #2097 to #2096 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (11 hours ago) [-]
How so?
User avatar #2098 to #2097 - thechosentroll (11 hours ago) [-]
Ending sucks ass. I've been told it's Soul Eater levels of forced ending.
#2099 to #2098 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (11 hours ago) [-]
Never finished soul eater cause my old comp crashed and I only just now got around to redownloading it because aforementioned friend wants to watch it.
So yeah.

Can't wait for season two of tokyo ghoul tho.

I'm running out of horror anime to watch that interests me.
#2056 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (09/28/2014) [-]
Did you miss me yet?
User avatar #2077 to #2056 - thechosentroll (09/28/2014) [-]
Give it a month.
#2078 to #2077 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (09/28/2014) [-]
So what are you up to?
User avatar #2079 to #2078 - thechosentroll (09/28/2014) [-]
Not much. Home for the weekend, enjoying the nice, stable internet, even if it's on my old, ****** PC that I replaced for a reason. Should set up a proper internet connection in my university dorm on monday. I need that **** , since my programming textbook is only in digital form. There's no paper version. As for life in general, I'm still trying to get used to university life. It's oddly nice. Most of my classmates are cliche programmers, who I don't want to deal with too much, but my roommate's a bro, all the people I've met are cool, especially the ones who weren't freshmen, the professors are actually nice, known what the **** they're talking about and aim to teach us **** . I don't have a single class that I consider pointless, people in general are a lot more chill and all the hyperactive party animals will be gone by the start of the next semester. All in all, it's better that what I expected in every way. I actually fit in here.
#2080 to #2079 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (09/28/2014) [-]
I'm really glad to hear that you're happy.
Your hard work is paying off.

I never actually even asked this, but how old are you?
User avatar #2081 to #2080 - thechosentroll (09/28/2014) [-]
19. It says it on my profile.
#2082 to #2081 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (09/28/2014) [-]
Well **** .
I never actually read that.
Are you surprised to learn you're only a year older than me?
User avatar #2083 to #2082 - thechosentroll (09/28/2014) [-]
No, not really. Why would I be?
#2084 to #2083 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (09/28/2014) [-]
Just me then...
I expected you to be in your early or possibly even mid 20s.
User avatar #2085 to #2084 - thechosentroll (09/28/2014) [-]
You expected a 25-yearold who complains about highschool life and just got into university?
#2086 to #2085 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (09/28/2014) [-]
I don't think things through well alright.
I hear school and I think school be it college or highschool.
I assumed you were always talking about college not taking into account certain things and never putting 2 and 2 together.

I promise I'm not a retard.
User avatar #2087 to #2086 - thechosentroll (09/28/2014) [-]
Yeah, yeah, chill. It's normal. Also, why are your mascots always creepy as **** ?
#2089 to #2087 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (09/28/2014) [-]
Also I happen to have school tomorrow so I'm gonna sleep. Since it's 6:30 AM.
User avatar #2090 to #2089 - thechosentroll (09/28/2014) [-]
Yeah, OK. Bye. Try not to get stabbed tomorrow.
#2088 to #2087 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (09/28/2014) [-]
Thats a bit of a hypocritical statement Mr Stein.

I just happen to like the little vampire girl in shiki.
User avatar #2057 to #2056 - thechosentroll (09/28/2014) [-]
************ , it's only been 12 hours. **** off. I'm taking a shower.
#2058 to #2057 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (09/28/2014) [-]
Oh..

Well hi.
User avatar #2059 to #2058 - thechosentroll (09/28/2014) [-]
Yes, what is it? More importantly, why have you been coming to me so much lately? You have two dozen people who'd gladly talk to you and genuinely love your ass.
#2060 to #2059 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (09/28/2014) [-]
I enjoy your company.
Your opinions are objective and you're intelligent.
User avatar #2061 to #2060 - thechosentroll (09/28/2014) [-]
Which is what perplexes me, since those aspects of my personality is what drives most people away.
#2062 to #2061 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (09/28/2014) [-]
Well I happen to like it.

I don't like exceptionally boisterous people. You give off a calmer vibe.
It's much easier to talk to someone who isn't wiry or driven by intense emotion.
User avatar #2063 to #2062 - thechosentroll (09/28/2014) [-]
Makes sense, I guess. I'm about as enthusiastic and emotional as a tranquilized sloth 90% of the time.
User avatar #2064 to #2063 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (09/28/2014) [-]
And it's relaxing.
Even when someone is typing like they're hyper it slightly deters me.
Commotion is generally a bad thing.
User avatar #2065 to #2064 - thechosentroll (09/28/2014) [-]
You know, you just made me realize something I've been wondering about for a week now. For some reason the socially inept people in my university group keep clinging onto me. At first I thought it was only because they need a mediator between them and the outside world, but now I remembered something. A while back I was curious if I'm actually an introvert or not and looked into it. Introverted people dislike the company of extroverted people - people who are overly enthusiastic and energetic about everything. I'm an introvert, so other introverts feel comfortable around me. I'm just an introvert, who happens to also have normal social skills.
#2066 to #2065 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (09/28/2014) [-]
Skills? Oh I've got the skills, I just extremely dislike it.
One on one conversations? Easy
Small group conversations? I can keep silent, listen and talk when I have something relevant to say.

Do I enjoy this? No. Do I freak out a little on the inside? Yeah...
But being around outgoing people makes me feel shaky and jittery and panicky.
Being in crowds of people like classrooms and hallways is where I really have a problem and that becomes EXTREMELY apparent because should I be bumped by someone or someone walks behind me or makes a quick movement I flinch or jump or maybe even let out a small shout...

I do my best to slink through crowds. I'm late to class sometimes because I take the longer routes to classes. Like say I'm on the second floor, and the class I'm headed to is on the second floor.
I'll walk down the small stairway by the last class I was in, go outside, walk around the building, then back up a different staircase just to avoid people.
User avatar #2067 to #2066 - thechosentroll (09/28/2014) [-]
I usually just feel tired when I have to deal with people. It doesn't make me nervous or jumpy, it's just ******* exhausting to keep acting like a functional member of society, since I'm constantly concentrated on it.
User avatar #2068 to #2067 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (09/28/2014) [-]
I feel that way afterward.
On edge during out of energy after.
I'm a high strung person like my dad... And that's worrisome.
User avatar #2069 to #2068 - thechosentroll (09/28/2014) [-]
Yeah, same. I've noticed everyone in my family values their alone time, so everyone respects it. We all need to get away from people a bit and escape from their ******** .
#2070 to #2069 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (09/28/2014) [-]
Well thats good I suppose.
My family has started to understand I don't like having long conversations so they've learned to be brief.

See part of the problem is... I get lonely from time to time.
And its hard to find people to talk to that don't make me want to freak the **** out...
And unfortunately for you, you fit the bill.
But it's nice having someone to talk to...

I really enjoy your company. I'm sorry the feeling isn't mutual.
User avatar #2071 to #2070 - thechosentroll (09/28/2014) [-]
I don't dislike talking to you. I just don't like it too much, either. I mean, it's just a conversation. It neither makes me get an erection or want to kill myself. I'm pretty neutral on the whole thing.
User avatar #2072 to #2071 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (09/28/2014) [-]
As long as you're not suffering on my behalf.
Even if you were it probably wouldn't stop me from trying. I guess I'm selfish like that.

I try to be nice though.
I try to make time for the people that need to talk to me even if that's scarce.
User avatar #2073 to #2072 - thechosentroll (09/28/2014) [-]
Yeah, don't really care if you're nice to me or not. I'm not too big on the whole "sensitivity" thing. Insults and compliments are the same thing - words. What they mean and how important they are is entirely up to the one they're aimed at.
#2074 to #2073 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (09/28/2014) [-]
I'm the opposite.
I mean I can take insults. I'm not gonna be scarred for life if someone calls me annoying or something, but they still don't feel good.

I actually put in a little bit of an effort to not be physically and socially repulsive and it doesn't make me feel good if that effort gets shat on.

By the way I'm not sure if I mentioned this, but I got a haircut and I regret everything.
I feel like I've had a limb sawed off.
User avatar #2075 to #2074 - thechosentroll (09/28/2014) [-]
Yeah, that's normal. Takes about two weeks to get used to it.
#2076 to #2075 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (09/28/2014) [-]
But I mean look at this **** ...
Thats a lot of hair I'm missing.

People are actually gonna see that I have earrings now.
#2037 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (09/27/2014) [-]
That feel when having an emotional breakdown in the middle of class and having to be escorted to the on campus clinic.
User avatar #2038 to #2037 - thechosentroll (09/27/2014) [-]
.......................HOW DO YOU EVEN MANAGE TO **** UP THAT BAD?!?
#2039 to #2038 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (09/27/2014) [-]
Long story short, in health class they were showing a video on suicide that hit a little close to home.
User avatar #2040 to #2039 - thechosentroll (09/27/2014) [-]
That....................... actually makes sense, for once. Huh, can't nag for that one. Guess it couldn't be helped. At least it probably got you some pity points with some people. That's a plus. Unless it becomes a reoccuring thing. Then it becomes annoying and pathetic. I'd avoid stuff like that in the future if I were you.
User avatar #2041 to #2040 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (09/27/2014) [-]
I didn't exactly want it to happen in the first place.
Also I'm like the only guy in that entire class I noticed..

Do you like reading or scifi?
User avatar #2042 to #2041 - thechosentroll (09/27/2014) [-]
That's good. Women are less likely to mock you for crying. And yes, I like reading and scifi. Haven't had much time for it lately, though. I'm even two chapters behind on Onepunch Man. I should probably get to that in a bit.
#2043 to #2042 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (09/27/2014) [-]
Well then I have some books you should pick up sometime.

Robopocalypse: About a robot uprising and a straight up war of man VS machine.
Robogenesis: The sequel, about the border of man and machine being erased between completely humanlike robots, completely machinelike men, and they all unite under the purpose of destroying an AI intent on eradicating all life be it synthetic or natural.

Then I'm in the middle of reading Gridlinked which as far as I can tell is like one of those old 50s hard ass detective movies, but way in the future with **** like light speed travel, genetic augmentations, and photon cannons and **** .
My favorite character in that book is a surgeon that the entire government hates because he uses loopholes to do illegal experimentation without ACTUALLY breaking laws. He's got half his face replaced with optical and neural augments and he has two extra mechanical arms that have extremities designed for surgery such as scalpels and **** .
#2046 to #2043 - thechosentroll (09/27/2014) [-]
Typical example of something from Warhammer 40k.
#2047 to #2046 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (09/27/2014) [-]
METAL IS PERFECTION

Speaking of Russian cyborgs, I'm starting to learn Russian through partially cracked versions of rosetta stone.
User avatar #2048 to #2047 - thechosentroll (09/27/2014) [-]
Good luck with that. Russian's hard as **** . The only reason I understand any of it is because I'm slavic and my equally complex and nonsensical language is similar to it.
#2049 to #2048 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (09/27/2014) [-]
I understand.
I just really love the language...
well.. Slavic languages in genera, but Russian is the most spoken of them so it was my pick.
User avatar #2051 to #2049 - thechosentroll (09/27/2014) [-]
It's also one of the hardest, since they refuse to simplify their goddamn grammar like everyone else did.
User avatar #2052 to #2051 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (09/27/2014) [-]
I noticed in german that a plural subject will change the verb and not the noun.
User avatar #2054 to #2052 - thechosentroll (09/27/2014) [-]
German is to the germanic language group what russian is to he slavic. All slavic languages originate from and old language called Slavic. Russian is very similar to it, because it hasn't changed its' rules in ages. The germanic language group originated from an old language called Germanic. German is very similar to it, because it hasn't changed its' rules in ages.

This **** is very common and annoying. That's why chinese is so ******* complex - ancient chinese and modern chinese are almost the same. EVOLVE YOUR LANGUAGES, YOU ******** !
User avatar #2055 to #2054 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (09/27/2014) [-]
I feel it.
User avatar #2044 to #2043 - thechosentroll (09/27/2014) [-]
That sounds very Warhammer 40k-ish.
#2045 to #2044 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (09/27/2014) [-]
There are no giant suits of armor.

Except for one in robopocalypse. And it was worn by a fat neckbearded chav who spent all his time playing petty hacking games before the breakdown of society.
#2050 to #2045 - thechosentroll (09/27/2014) [-]
Eh, not much of a fan of the post-apocalypse setting. The only post-apocalypse story I've ever liked is Crossed: Wish You Were Here. It's a spin-off of a comic called Crossed. Basically, everyone goes ******* and no one's sure why. Infected people people pop up out of nowhere. They're not dead or zombie-like. Instead, they give into their most primal urges to **** , kill and **** some more everything that moves and some things that don't. The infected develop strange red crosses on their faces, which is why they're called the crossed. It's the story of the survivors, trying to make it in this ******* insane world full of violence and imminent ************ .

Crossed: Wish You Were Here takes place in jolly ol' England instead of the US, everyone's an even bigger cunt, they call the crossed "plussies" (because the cross also looks like a plus sign), everyone's mental and then there's Jackson. It's a free webcomic that updates twice a month. It has a surprisingly gripping story and well-written characters, especially for something that initially seems like a dumb gorefest. I dropped it a while ago. I should get back to reading that sometime. Too bad I can't read it with anyone else in the room.
#2053 to #2050 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (09/27/2014) [-]
I might have to check it out.
Also gridlinked is good if you don't like the whole apocalypse thing.
#2034 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (09/25/2014) [-]
I read your status so I'm assuming this is a bad time... but.

I don't know how to deal with anxiety at school...
I flinch when people walk behind me
I have a hard time asking for help
I freeze when I'm asked something...

This is no way to live....
User avatar #2035 to #2034 - thechosentroll (09/26/2014) [-]
**** , still on crappy wi-fi. Hardly loads the site. Replies are slow.

I can't really give you specific advice. I used to be like that, too. Not sure how I fixed it. One morning I just woke up, said " **** everything." and stopped giving a **** . I'm not awkward anymore, since I don't think about what others will think of me. I just do or say the first thing that comes to mind. It's almost instinctive. Less thinking helps, maybe? **** if I know. It varies from person to person. Just keep trying to communicate normally with other people. That's how you learn stuff - first, you can't do something. You keep trying. You learn how to do it. You suck at it. You keep trying. You become OK at it. You keep practicing and you become good at it.
User avatar #2036 to #2035 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (09/26/2014) [-]
I suppose..
Its early in the morning and I read crappy scifi instead of crappy wifi.
I was confused.
#2031 - infinitereaper (09/20/2014) [-]
Thanks dude. and God Speed.

I'm sure you and I will have many real monies one day.
Oh and if you don't care about your items, can I have what you have left?
I'll send the trade for them to make it easier.
User avatar #2032 to #2031 - thechosentroll (09/20/2014) [-]
**** , sorry, I was doing something else. You can have everything but the badges and text items. I actually care a bit about those.
User avatar #2033 to #2032 - infinitereaper (09/20/2014) [-]
it's cool, and alright. I'll resend.
Yeah I have to do this like 6 hour drivers education thing online, it's ****** man
#2028 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (09/20/2014) [-]
I want to learn to sing well..
User avatar #2029 to #2028 - thechosentroll (09/20/2014) [-]
Well, for once I have no relevant advice. Every time I'd had to sing, I was a second voice or however the **** singing in monotone in the background was called.
#2030 to #2029 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (09/20/2014) [-]
Well **** .

It'd be nice.
#2016 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (09/18/2014) [-]
Hi.
User avatar #2018 to #2017 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (09/18/2014) [-]
League. You?
User avatar #2019 to #2018 - thechosentroll (09/18/2014) [-]
Trying not to fall asleep. Just got up. Fixing sleep schedule. Feel like death.
User avatar #2020 to #2019 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (09/18/2014) [-]
Im sorry.
Good luck with that.
User avatar #2021 to #2020 - thechosentroll (09/18/2014) [-]
Why do you keep apologizing about stuff you're not responsible for?
User avatar #2022 to #2021 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (09/18/2014) [-]
Im sympathetic.
#2023 to #2022 - thechosentroll (09/18/2014) [-]
Oooooooooooooooooh!
Oooooooooooooooooh!
User avatar #2026 to #2025 - thechosentroll (09/18/2014) [-]
I don't get it.
User avatar #2027 to #2026 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (09/18/2014) [-]
There's nothing to get. I was restarting the convo.
User avatar #2024 to #2023 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (09/18/2014) [-]
Heh
#2001 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (09/16/2014) [-]
Tried smiling, still had a bad day.
User avatar #2002 to #2001 - thechosentroll (09/16/2014) [-]
You seriously need to rethink your choice or reaction pics. Also, nothing works instantly. It takes time and dedication.
User avatar #2003 to #2002 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (09/16/2014) [-]
Right..

So how are you?
User avatar #2004 to #2003 - thechosentroll (09/16/2014) [-]
Honestly, I have no idea.
User avatar #2005 to #2004 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (09/16/2014) [-]
Is something wrong?
User avatar #2006 to #2005 - thechosentroll (09/16/2014) [-]
Eh, it's kind of hard to explain. I was worried about going to university, since my friends and family are here and I'm abandoning my life and everything I know. Then I thought about it for a couple of days and realized that my friends moved to different cities to study, like I'm doing, my parents are moving as well, all my other relatives are assholes, I never had much of a social life or life in general and everything I know pretty much sucks. I still haven't decided if I'm happy, sad or angry about this, so I have no idea if anything's wrong or not.
User avatar #2007 to #2006 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (09/16/2014) [-]
Oh I'm sorry...
I'm sure you'll figure it out.
User avatar #2008 to #2007 - thechosentroll (09/16/2014) [-]
There's nothing to be sorry about and I'm not sure I want to figure it out. Anyway, how's the whole "Try to not be a social outcast" thing going for you so far?
User avatar #2009 to #2008 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (09/16/2014) [-]
Well enough I guess...
I'd talk more but my stomach is killing me so Im gonna go back to bed.
User avatar #2010 to #2009 - thechosentroll (09/16/2014) [-]
Bye. Try not to die.
User avatar #2011 to #2010 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (09/16/2014) [-]
hi
User avatar #2012 to #2011 - thechosentroll (09/16/2014) [-]
Ah, good. You followed my instructions.
User avatar #2013 to #2012 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (09/16/2014) [-]
how are you?
User avatar #2014 to #2013 - thechosentroll (09/16/2014) [-]
Pretty much the same as before, except tired, because it's 2AM. I was thinking of going to bed, actually. I should probably fix my sleep schedule. University starts on the 23rd and I have classes at 7:30 in the morning.
User avatar #2015 to #2014 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (09/16/2014) [-]
I see. Well I hope you sleep well.
User avatar #1980 - drooms (09/13/2014) [-]
Did you get that driving license btw?
User avatar #1981 to #1980 - thechosentroll (09/13/2014) [-]
Yeah, ages ago. I've been driving for about a year now. Not much, though.
User avatar #1982 to #1981 - drooms (09/13/2014) [-]
Ah, good just curious
Almost forgot all about it
#1979 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (09/13/2014) [-]
What can I do to look cute in public?..
#1983 to #1979 - thechosentroll (09/13/2014) [-]
You're asking ME? I'm like the opposite of cute. I'm big and intimidating. I frighten small children, for ****** sake.

Still, luckily for you, my best friend pulls it off pretty well. He uses it a lot to his advantage. The guy made a small fortune in tips when he was working as a waiter and piccolo this summer, since people found him adorable. Also, because he worked his ass off. He did so well his manager cried when they were saying their goodbyes and said she'd reserve him a spot for next summer. Anyway, I don't remember how you look (and I'm not sure I've ever known), but if you're short and scrawny, it helps. So does being at least mildly attractive. Also, smiling is important. People are generally more fond of people who don't look like they're going to stab someone or shoot up a school any second now. Not too much smiling, though, since you'd look like a creep. Just enough for people to know you're not miserable all the time. Not sure about other stuff. My friend never really tried to look cute, it just came naturally to him. Guess having proper social skills like he did helps.

I guess it's sort of a moderation thing. Don't be too happy or too miserable, don't talk too little or too much, don't avoid people, but don't be clingy. How much is too much or too little depends on the people around you, so you're gonna have to try and judge that.
#1984 to #1983 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (09/13/2014) [-]
I do my best with most of those things.
This is what I look like. pls don't laugh at my **** eating grin. I can't help it.
It'd be a nice self esteem boost to do what your friend does...
I think the only thing is that under normal circumstances I don't smile much because I'm usually zoned out.
#1985 to #1984 - thechosentroll (09/13/2014) [-]
Yeah, you're doing well in the looks department. To be honest, my mental image of you was............................. let's just say it was a bit worse. Just gotta work on the personality. As for the zoning out, I've had that problem too. You just gotta try not to make weird faces or stare at people when zoned out. If you try to not do it long enough, you'll eventually condition yourself. I taught myself to subconsciously follow the teacher with my eyes while zoned out, so it seems like I'm paying attention. Very handy skill to have. Same goes with smiling - if you force yourself to do something long enough, it eventually becomes a reflex.
#1986 to #1985 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (09/13/2014) [-]
I'm curious of what you thought I'd look like.
That does sound pretty handy cause some of my teachers pick on me for zoning out.

Probably the only thing that makes me smile on my own accord without someone like making me laugh or something, would be something weather dependent that I happen to enjoy.

I'll work on it.
#1987 to #1986 - thechosentroll (09/13/2014) [-]
Excellent choice of pic, because the whole "homeschooled" thing and your personality left me with this mental image of you looking almost like a male Tomoko - short, built like an Auschwitz survivor, pale, skin problems, greasy hair. A very basement-dweller-y image.
#1988 to #1987 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (09/13/2014) [-]
Everything you said sounds pretty accurate except skin problems and greasy hair.
I've even got the dark circles under my eyes more often than not.

What do you look like?
#1989 to #1988 - thechosentroll (09/13/2014) [-]
I have the body of a god. Unfortunately, that god is Buddha. Tall as **** , kind of tubby, semi-wavy hair that tends to stick in all directions, because it's a bitch. Basically, I look like a taller, sleep-deprived Jack Black.
#1990 to #1989 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (09/13/2014) [-]
I have the opposite issue with my hair. I need excessive amounts of hair gel to get it to not lay flat.

But people love jack black so thats a plus.
And if you look like Buddha you could offer them enlightenment and **** them.
#1991 to #1990 - thechosentroll (09/13/2014) [-]
For some reason I already attract people who are looking for advice and other forms of enlightenment. No idea why.
For some reason I already attract people who are looking for advice and other forms of enlightenment. No idea why.
#1992 to #1991 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (09/13/2014) [-]
You're smart and smart people know things about stuff.
User avatar #1993 to #1992 - thechosentroll (09/13/2014) [-]
I wouldn't say "smart". More like "not stupid". Still, there's plenty of not stupid people around. Why me?
#1994 to #1993 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (09/13/2014) [-]
Some people dislike me too much and other people like me too much to give unbias advice.

You're a beacon of neutrality in a world which is very much pro and con.

Either that or you love me and are trying to play it off tsundere style.
#1995 to #1994 - thechosentroll (09/13/2014) [-]
I couldn't take that last bit seriously even if I tried. Nah, I'm neutral. I think it's a personality thing. I classify personalities according to elemental 						****					, since it's easier. Air people are lightheaded and easygoing. In the extreme cases they're pushovers. Water people are persistent and try to get what they want. In the extreme cases they're annoying and clingy as 						****					. Fire people are spontaneous and ambitious. In the extreme cases, they're emotionally unstable cunts. Earth people are either passive and just sit there or are steadily moving towards a goal. In the extreme cases they're hardheaded.   
   
I'm an extreme case of rock and you're air. Nothing you do can really sway me and get me to like you or dislike you all that much, let alone love or hate you.
I couldn't take that last bit seriously even if I tried. Nah, I'm neutral. I think it's a personality thing. I classify personalities according to elemental **** , since it's easier. Air people are lightheaded and easygoing. In the extreme cases they're pushovers. Water people are persistent and try to get what they want. In the extreme cases they're annoying and clingy as **** . Fire people are spontaneous and ambitious. In the extreme cases, they're emotionally unstable cunts. Earth people are either passive and just sit there or are steadily moving towards a goal. In the extreme cases they're hardheaded.

I'm an extreme case of rock and you're air. Nothing you do can really sway me and get me to like you or dislike you all that much, let alone love or hate you.
#1996 to #1995 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (09/13/2014) [-]
Nah you love me. <3 If you admit it we can start our life together sempai!

Thats an interesting take on things though. You do seem very strong willed. And I really don't take much seriously.

User avatar #1997 to #1996 - thechosentroll (09/13/2014) [-]
I'm not sure if it's willpower or just ******* inertia - when I'm not doing anything, it's very hard to convince me to do something new. When I start doing something, it's extremely hard to convince me to stop. Like a rock. Seriously, push a rock down a hill and try to stop that thing.
#1998 to #1997 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (09/13/2014) [-]
No thanks, I learned my lesson after having my nuts crushed by a pulley cart full of lace rock.
#2000 to #1999 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (09/13/2014) [-]
Concern for testicles intensifies.
It was my dads idea.
User avatar #1976 - anonimperiumreturn ONLINE (09/09/2014) [-]
Hey there I'm the guy that made you watch a cringworthy video that you didn't want to.
Let's be friends.
User avatar #1977 to #1976 - thechosentroll (09/09/2014) [-]
Go die in a fire.
User avatar #1978 to #1977 - anonimperiumreturn ONLINE (09/09/2014) [-]
rood
#1972 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (09/02/2014) [-]
I start school today
User avatar #1973 to #1972 - thechosentroll (09/02/2014) [-]
Try not to get stabbed.
User avatar #1965 - Hawke (08/31/2014) [-]
Sorry I didn't know I blocked you.

Maybe you were a ****** to me in your past life or something.
User avatar #1966 to #1965 - thechosentroll (08/31/2014) [-]
No, I was an asshole to you in my current life. Also, something about never stepping into Friendly ever again.
User avatar #1967 to #1966 - Hawke (08/31/2014) [-]
ebin, simply ebin.
User avatar #1968 to #1967 - thechosentroll (08/31/2014) [-]
Try using non-retarded words.
User avatar #1970 to #1969 - thechosentroll (08/31/2014) [-]
God, you make making fun of you way too easy.
#1963 - EdwardNigma (08/28/2014) [-]
I asked the artist of this for a bigger version.
We now have it in glorious, 2048x1536 5mb png wallpaper size.
User avatar #1964 to #1963 - thechosentroll (08/29/2014) [-]
Sweet.
#1959 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (08/27/2014) [-]
New champion
new sivir lines
New cassiopeia lines.

Im so ******* hyped.
User avatar #1960 to #1959 - thechosentroll (08/27/2014) [-]
And I couldn't give less of a **** without disobeying the laws of nature.
#1961 to #1960 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (08/27/2014) [-]
Well I'm excited.

Aeiou.

So whats good?
User avatar #1962 to #1961 - thechosentroll (08/27/2014) [-]
I almost managed to get enough sleep to not feel like **** . Almost. Other than that, not much. Mostly just checking the ol' inventory to see what I need to get before I ship my ass out to university. I've discovered that 80% of my wardrobe is clothes who were gifted to me by relatives and not worn even once.
#1948 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (08/26/2014) [-]
The card machine beeps at the cashier. "I'm sorry sir, your card's been rejected."

Drake sighs, deeply. "That makes two of us," he mutters.
#1949 to #1948 - thechosentroll (08/26/2014) [-]
Remind me, why haven't I blocked you yet?
User avatar #1950 to #1949 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (08/26/2014) [-]
Because you love me.
User avatar #1951 to #1950 - thechosentroll (08/26/2014) [-]
It's more like "tolerate". I'm a very tolerant person.
#1952 to #1951 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (08/26/2014) [-]
Nah you love me.
I've started streaming!
www.twitch.tv/snakefire41

How are you?
User avatar #1953 to #1952 - thechosentroll (08/26/2014) [-]
University starts in less than a month and I've been unable to think about anything but that for ages. I also can't sleep, so right now I'm half-dead, half-asleep and entirely pissed.
User avatar #1954 to #1953 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (08/26/2014) [-]
Why are you pissed?
good luck with uni. I go to public school in a week.
User avatar #1955 to #1954 - thechosentroll (08/26/2014) [-]
Good luck with that and I'm pissed, because I'm tired, I can't sleep, I can't think, I can't play videogames or listen to music, because I can't focus and I still have **** to do, while I will do despite wanting to murder someone right now.
User avatar #1956 to #1955 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (08/26/2014) [-]
Perhaps drugs would be a solution.
User avatar #1957 to #1956 - thechosentroll (08/26/2014) [-]
Nah, too expensive. Willpower's enough for now.
User avatar #1958 to #1957 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (08/26/2014) [-]
Good luck.

Also holy **** full AP sej is OP.
User avatar #1939 - applecopy ONLINE (08/23/2014) [-]
you mained Veigar rite?
User avatar #1940 to #1939 - thechosentroll (08/23/2014) [-]
A loooooong time ago, yes. It was a different time, filled with more elegant champs. I miss season 2.
User avatar #1941 to #1940 - applecopy ONLINE (08/23/2014) [-]
I remember telling u he sucked
but that was because I sucked back then
Veigar is boss
veigar is op
#1942 to #1941 - thechosentroll (08/23/2014) [-]
In my usual Veigar game, where I wasn't horribly assraped by the enemy mid (which was often before they started giving every champ and their grandma a dash attack), a single Q would deal 800 damage and my full combo of Q, E, W, R, Q, could deal about 4000 damage. That's enough to kill a Cho'Gath. I could burst down a ******* Singed. SINGED! I've never managed to 1v1 that ****** with anything other than Veigar.

Veigar is one of the most amazing champs in the game if you can play him properly. However, he's now practically useless, since since season 3 any champ without escape mechanisms just gets fisted by every champ that does. You can't play jungle Veigar, mid Veigar is going to hate life, bot Veigar just isn't possible, top Veigar gets *********** and support Veigar is just an insult to Veigar players everywhere - all 5 of them.
User avatar #1943 to #1942 - applecopy ONLINE (08/23/2014) [-]
dude no, he's OP

but yea, I guess he gets screwed over by AD assasins.. and Talon/Zed are hot atm

But his AOE stun is OP OP
User avatar #1944 to #1943 - thechosentroll (08/23/2014) [-]
Oh yeah, I've managed to stun the entire enemy team many times. The best part is that so few people play Veigar that they don't even realize what he's capable of.
User avatar #1945 to #1944 - applecopy ONLINE (08/23/2014) [-]
Yep, he's secretely op
He does have his weaknesses though
User avatar #1946 to #1945 - thechosentroll (08/23/2014) [-]
Yup, the problem is that in the current meta those weaknesses matter a lot. In the older metas, it was OK for a champ to be slow or squishy, as long as they did tons of damage. Now, it's all about control - who jumps the farthest, who stuns the longest, who has the best AoE. That's why squishy champs and squishy champs get ****** over. All the champs with jumps and dashes instantly get to you and destroy you and even if they don't get to you right away, you can't run away. Like how Mordekaiser is now useless. He used to be amazing, because of his shield, which meant that as long as he can do damage he's tanky, but now that everyone has stun, you just stun the ****** and kill him, because he can't use abilities while stunned.
User avatar #1947 to #1946 - applecopy ONLINE (08/23/2014) [-]
Well, situational Banshee's could help his utility a lot
User avatar #1930 - dalokan (08/22/2014) [-]
Is it true that only riot employees can have RIOT on their name?
User avatar #1931 to #1930 - thechosentroll (08/22/2014) [-]
Yeah. Well, kind of. You can use words like Rioting, you just can't use riot as a separate word.
User avatar #1932 to #1931 - dalokan (08/22/2014) [-]
That means I had a game with one of the designers.

Damn...he sucks major dick in this game
User avatar #1933 to #1932 - thechosentroll (08/22/2014) [-]
He may have just been testing something to see how it looks ingame. You don't have to be good at LoL to work at Rito.
User avatar #1934 to #1933 - dalokan (08/22/2014) [-]
In ranked?
User avatar #1935 to #1934 - thechosentroll (08/22/2014) [-]
**** if I know. It's possible.
User avatar #1936 to #1935 - dalokan (08/22/2014) [-]
Oh well.

You think he can get me banned if I told him in-game to stick to designing?
User avatar #1937 to #1936 - thechosentroll (08/22/2014) [-]
This is Rito, of course he can.
#1938 to #1937 - dalokan (08/22/2014) [-]
****

Thanks anyways
User avatar #1929 - alexianary (08/19/2014) [-]
ay
User avatar #1928 - awesomerninjathing (08/19/2014) [-]
Hi, let's talk about stuff
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