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#644 - trollmobile ONLINE (01/10/2013) [-]
long story short:   
good friend of mine online that i've known for a long time, has apparently been hiding her love for me from me for quite a while, because she knows i like her as a friend.   
which has made her become depressed, which she has also hidden from me.   
this she confessed to me while drunk last night.
long story short:
good friend of mine online that i've known for a long time, has apparently been hiding her love for me from me for quite a while, because she knows i like her as a friend.
which has made her become depressed, which she has also hidden from me.
this she confessed to me while drunk last night.
#645 to #644 - thechosentroll (01/10/2013) [-]
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Is she hot? Because unless she looks like a rhynos' ass with eyes, I see no reason for you to not accept her love. If she got depressed over it, then you know it's serious.
#646 to #645 - trollmobile ONLINE (01/10/2013) [-]
she's kind, cute, good looking and with the cutest voice i've ever heard.   
   
   
   
the problem: she's 14.
she's kind, cute, good looking and with the cutest voice i've ever heard.



the problem: she's 14.
#647 to #646 - thechosentroll (01/10/2013) [-]
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Wait. How old were you, again?Sorry, but I suck at remembering numbers. Also, wasn't the legal age in norway 16 or something? Besides, you could just have a relationship until she becomes legal.
#648 to #647 - trollmobile ONLINE (01/10/2013) [-]
legal age 16 yes, though she's in germany, and i'm 18, 19 in just a couple of months.

i can't help to kinda view her as a child ya know?
#649 to #648 - thechosentroll (01/10/2013) [-]
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Yeah, but what's the big difference between being friends and a couple? You were already the first for quite some time. Besides, people tend to ****** pretty quickly. If you're there for her now she'll probably appretiate you even more in time. I can't be sure, though - I have no experience with women. I think I may be gay or something?
#650 to #649 - trollmobile ONLINE (01/10/2013) [-]
yeah, you're totally gay.
my experience with women is that love is very fleeting for them... and she may regret it if she gets togather with me...
i just don't know if i'm right for her, if being with me is good for her.

i dunno what to do man, we have different needs, different mindsets...
#651 to #650 - thechosentroll (01/10/2013) [-]
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Well, from my experience, people with different mindsets get along better. I get along great with people who have different opinions that mine, most of my schoolmates that have had relationships for longer than a month were almost polar opposites and my parents are incapable of agreeing on anything (that isn't harmful for me) and get along great. If you were the same you'd get bored of eachother in a month. Besides, didn't you say you're good at getting over heartbreak a couple of days ago? Even if she DOES rip your heart out through your ass, it won't be so bad.
#652 to #651 - trollmobile ONLINE (01/10/2013) [-]
it's not my heartbreak i'm worried about, it's hers.
she's fragile... one bad move and i could shatter her.
#653 to #652 - thechosentroll (01/10/2013) [-]
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Yeah, you're a pretty big ******* . Still, if you don't go out with her, she'll be heartbroken and if you go out and it doesn't work out she'll still be heartbroken. Either way, neither of you has anything to lose. Besides, maybe some time with you will help her realise what a **** you are and that she deserves someone who doesn't look like a rapist when he smiles.
#654 to #653 - trollmobile ONLINE (01/10/2013) [-]
what do you mean look like a rapis?
pffft, i don't know what you're talking about.
#655 to #654 - thechosentroll (01/10/2013) [-]
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........................................................... Ok, since I know this is usually the point where I get distracted and start talking about random **** , I'll sum things up.

You have nothing to lose. She has nothing to lose. You have a chance to achieve happiness. No matter what you say I'm just going to give you decent counterarguments and win, so just go do it. Some of us aren't as lucky when it comes to love. 90% of the girls I know are violent bitches. The rest are taken or out of my league.
User avatar #657 to #655 - trollmobile ONLINE (01/10/2013) [-]
also, i have no idea why bitches love me, they just do.
User avatar #658 to #657 - thechosentroll (01/10/2013) [-]
I think it's a regional thing. I should move to Norway or the Netherlands or something. You know, a place where my hight doesn't scare people (heck, I'd even be considered short) and where women aren't violent and dominant. Seriously, there are more cases of women beating their husbands in my country than vise versa. THIS ****** INSANE!
#659 to #658 - trollmobile ONLINE (01/10/2013) [-]
where were you from again? **** memory kicking in again, east europe somewhere right?
also, norwegian women, i've not found a single one i like yet, though i've found several i like on here.
you'd be surprized how hot the girls online are.
<-- i mean seriously, i dated dat ass.
User avatar #665 to #659 - europe (01/10/2013) [-]
dayum.

eitherway I must say that I found most norwegian women rather attractive, but of course I have little to no experience as to what their personalities are like,
User avatar #660 to #659 - thechosentroll (01/10/2013) [-]
Bulgaria. Also, did you date what's attached to that glorious ass, too?
#661 to #660 - trollmobile ONLINE (01/10/2013) [-]
yes, this is attatched to that glorious ass.
this thing did however not keep its legs shut, so it ended.
User avatar #664 to #661 - thechosentroll (01/10/2013) [-]
I mean, JESUS ******* GROHL, look at that!
#666 to #664 - trollmobile ONLINE (01/10/2013) [-]
i loved her dude, she cheated on me.
can i blame her? very much so.
not cool dude, not cool.
User avatar #663 to #661 - thechosentroll (01/10/2013) [-]
Can you blame her?
#656 to #655 - trollmobile ONLINE (01/10/2013) [-]
i'm gonna be a penis and talk to her about it before i decide anything.
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