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Date Signed Up:11/21/2011
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#36 - Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyy? 13 hours ago on Description +5
#8 - Is that so? 13 hours ago on coolness 0
#20 - Now THAT's effective parenting.  [+] (1 new reply) 13 hours ago on How to punish gamers +5
User avatar #209 - existacne (50 minutes ago) [-]
Looks more like dog's training to me.
#28 - I'm a poorfag. 13 hours ago on The Truth 0
#29 - Yeah, art.  [+] (1 new reply) 13 hours ago on It's an Art. +5
User avatar #110 - palinomana (3 hours ago) [-]
Brilliant, wonderful art...
#15 - Yes, we saw him already. STOP FUCKING REPEATING IT!  [+] (1 new reply) 13 hours ago on What the fuck is this shit? +5
#16 - xoyv (10 hours ago) [-]
BUT HAV U SEEN MAH BUR TIBBURS?
#19 - At this point I don't even care. The internet and CoC have tur…  [+] (13 new replies) 13 hours ago on Heroism +28
#37 - dissectedtesticle (10 hours ago) [-]
Thank you for introducing me to a new fapsource.
User avatar #31 - archangelmike (10 hours ago) [-]
COC?
Dont tell me thats corruption of champions
User avatar #33 - fistoftheaxis (10 hours ago) [-]
I'm pretty sure that's what he was referring to. Goblin rape was never so arousing until CoC.
User avatar #34 - archangelmike (10 hours ago) [-]
I must play it, tell me i can get a downloadable copl!?!?!?!
please
User avatar #35 - fistoftheaxis (10 hours ago) [-]
Be advised that it's a text based RPG. There is literally no graphics in that game save for a few icons. (At least when last I played. Maybe they updated it with graphics now.)

fenoxo.com/

fenoxo.com/play/
User avatar #36 - archangelmike (10 hours ago) [-]
monster girl quest prepared me for this
User avatar #30 - tarekmig (10 hours ago) [-]
CoC? which size?
#29 - someponynew (11 hours ago) [-]
Oh god lol.

+1 man. That's fucking hilarious.
#28 - CHODYTHEBLAKGUY (11 hours ago) [-]
i used to be a kid who could only get off to girls having normal sex i couldnt even think of big wangs going into small girls or girls screaming. and now its like if it isnt either some weird hentai shit, huge ass dongs and a tiny fucking girl or some girl with huge knockers either taking it from several guys or being tied up to a wall blindfolded dildo in the ass and dong in the vagina or the girls just taking compleat control of the dude then i cant even hope to get off. fuck you internet. why did you have to ruin my innocence
User avatar #25 - syrenthra (12 hours ago) [-]
Shit I can't remember that guy's name now.. but he is the internet elder
and your comment... yeah lets be honest, if you are on the internet in certain parts for more than 2 years, you are fucked
#24 - zielscheibe (12 hours ago) [-]
this comment just made my day +1 good Sire

User avatar #23 - SognaVetr (12 hours ago) [-]
That's the guy reaction after watching Happy Tree Friend, right? That guy is epic.
#22 - snakefire (13 hours ago) [-]
That comment right there, describes the slow and painful process I am now going through.
#98 - There is no reaction pic in my whole folder that can express h…  [+] (1 new reply) 13 hours ago on So here's an idea... +2
#105 - cowmoose (13 hours ago) [-]
#152 - So just do what I do and listen to melodic deathmetal - the mu… 13 hours ago on Musical Tastes -1
#32 - Here's how you make a pokemon: 1. Take an animal. …  [+] (1 new reply) 13 hours ago on Gotta store 'em all -7
#33 - N. Korean citizen (13 hours ago) [-]
For every digimon you show me covered with weapons, i could show you ten that don't.

Whoever first said that was an idiot.
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#907 to #906 - thechosentroll (05/06/2013) [-]
Why do I have the pleasure of making your acquantance?
#908 to #907 - tomanyusernames ONLINE (05/06/2013) [-]
i just came to visit darling
#904 - lordbutthurt (05/03/2013) [-]
So I found this ...
#901 - drooms (05/02/2013) [-]
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User avatar #903 to #902 - drooms (05/02/2013) [-]
One day it will take off!
#898 - postie (04/30/2013) [-]
How did your energizer bunny research go?
User avatar #899 to #898 - thechosentroll (04/30/2013) [-]
That was a while ago. It went ok.
User avatar #900 to #899 - postie (04/30/2013) [-]
I know, just wondering if you had managed to work anything out from it
#896 - atomschlumpf ONLINE (04/21/2013) [-]
User avatar #883 - skullnigga (04/20/2013) [-]
you fool, do you know what you have done?
User avatar #891 to #883 - thechosentroll (04/20/2013) [-]
Spammed a bit?
#876 - abcdxyz (04/20/2013) [-]
I'm curious, what were you testing with those posts?
User avatar #893 to #876 - thechosentroll (04/20/2013) [-]
Basically, whenever I get bored I like to analyze funnyjunk. I've noticed some very interesting patterns in the funnyjunker behavior. I've already found out how to manipulate them into thumbing my comments down or my content up(one of the reasons 80% of my shit makes it to the frontpage), but that got boring after a while. Now I'm trying to break down their behavior when dealing with spam. I already tested it on the boards, but each of them reacted differently. The brony board thumbed me both up and down, the random board joined in the spam and the item board got butthurt, started pretending they don't give a shit and then started begging fаgmin to ban me. Since the reactions were so varied, I couldn't make out a common pattern, so I'm spamming on content. I'm spamming the FUCK out of it so I can get a large enough sample.

After several hours of dealing with the angry mob I can safely say that I've managed to break down the way funnyjunkers argue into its' basic components and now understand it waaaaaaay better. It's gonna come in handy when arguing with morons.
#897 to #893 - abcdxyz (04/23/2013) [-]
I imagine the pattern on the boards would depend entirely on the board. Random is by nature spammy, brony can be a toss up I imagine (I'm not there often), and from my limited experience the items board is prone to see everything as thumb-whoring.

All in all sounds like a fair idea though
User avatar #874 - Katzie (04/20/2013) [-]
Pages of red thumbs.
GLORIOUS, GLORIOUS PAGES OF RED THUMBS.
Also, you will never get praised for it. The energizer bunny isn't the kind of thing that will grow on anybody
User avatar #875 to #874 - Katzie (04/20/2013) [-]
But I like admiring the pages of red thumbs the glorious glorious pages of red thumbs
User avatar #886 to #875 - thechosentroll (04/20/2013) [-]
Well, red IS my favourite color.
User avatar #873 - chewieisthebest ONLINE (04/20/2013) [-]
your soo close to 400 why would you do this????????????/
User avatar #885 to #873 - thechosentroll (04/20/2013) [-]
Because I can.
User avatar #872 - drooms (04/20/2013) [-]
Gotten a life yet?
User avatar #884 to #872 - thechosentroll (04/20/2013) [-]
I could ask you the same.
User avatar #887 to #884 - drooms (04/20/2013) [-]
Look at my amount of posts, now back to yours.
User avatar #888 to #887 - thechosentroll (04/20/2013) [-]
Now back at my red thumbs. Now back to yours. Sadly, they're not yours.
User avatar #889 to #888 - drooms (04/20/2013) [-]
I'm way to nice of a person to have your amount of red thumbs
User avatar #890 to #889 - thechosentroll (04/20/2013) [-]
And that's why you'll never succeed in life.
User avatar #892 to #890 - drooms (04/20/2013) [-]
I guess your way of succeeding in life is FJ
User avatar #894 to #892 - thechosentroll (04/20/2013) [-]
I was reffering to the general principle that nice people don't make it far in life, but whatever.
User avatar #895 to #894 - drooms (04/20/2013) [-]
Depends I suppose.
#870 - sorryshoe ONLINE (04/19/2013) [-]
Are you selling any of your items? :3
Are you selling any of your items? :3
User avatar #866 - twi ONLINE (04/19/2013) [-]
*boop*
#867 to #866 - thechosentroll (04/19/2013) [-]
What is it? Make it quick. I have an angry mob to deal with.
What is it? Make it quick. I have an angry mob to deal with.
#868 to #867 - twi ONLINE (04/19/2013) [-]
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#859 - N. Korean citizen (04/19/2013) [-]
hey, how's it GOING?

get it?
User avatar #862 to #859 - tragono (04/19/2013) [-]
HAHAHAHAHH SO FUNNY.
#858 - Dwarf (04/19/2013) [-]
**Dwarf rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at Watching WWE when ** nice job copying geckosandcheckers.
User avatar #861 to #858 - thechosentroll (04/19/2013) [-]
If you're wondering why I removed you, it's because you're the 50th person to say I was copying geckosandmotherfuckingcheerios, so you win a prize.
User avatar #857 - flnonymousfour **User deleted account** (04/19/2013) [-]
hey can you stop spamming that rabbit everywhere? kthx.
#851 - BigBallSack (04/19/2013) [-]
Let's have steamy hot passionate sex together.
#864 to #851 - tomanyusernames ONLINE (04/19/2013) [-]
im game
#865 to #864 - BigBallSack (04/19/2013) [-]
Let's do this.
#869 to #865 - tomanyusernames ONLINE (04/19/2013) [-]
dont worry it will only hurt at first
User avatar #877 to #869 - BigBallSack (04/20/2013) [-]
I wish people in real life were as easy as you.
At least the people I meet, that is.
#878 to #877 - tomanyusernames ONLINE (04/20/2013) [-]
who would say not to a little rape
#879 to #878 - BigBallSack (04/20/2013) [-]
Lettuce rape everything.
#880 to #879 - tomanyusernames ONLINE (04/20/2013) [-]
well...
#881 to #880 - BigBallSack (04/20/2013) [-]
I'm going to touch you.
I'm going to touch you.
#882 to #881 - tomanyusernames ONLINE (04/20/2013) [-]
be gentle~
#852 to #851 - thechosentroll (04/19/2013) [-]
My rape senses are tingling. And not in the good way. Imma pass.
#853 to #852 - BigBallSack (04/19/2013) [-]
Oh c'mon. Just a quickie?

I'll even let you play with my armpits, just this time.
#854 to #853 - thechosentroll (04/19/2013) [-]
I am out of here.
I am out of here.
#856 to #854 - BigBallSack (04/19/2013) [-]
I'll be waiting <33
#855 to #854 - thechosentroll (04/19/2013) [-]
Wait a sec. This is my profile. I can't leave. FUCK!
#841 - N. Korean citizen (04/19/2013) [-]
Sad.
User avatar #844 to #841 - thechosentroll (04/19/2013) [-]
Need some cheering up?
User avatar #840 - tigronn ONLINE (04/19/2013) [-]
you actually got demoted from god..?
User avatar #843 to #840 - thechosentroll (04/19/2013) [-]
Also, I get thumbed down a lot.
User avatar #842 to #840 - thechosentroll (04/19/2013) [-]
Nope. Just too lazy to get those 26000 thumbs.
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