I think you be on the wrong profile.

Nope!
I did this on purpose!
Anyway, I'm too tired to try and talk with you so maybe in the morning!

I am confused.

I just recognize your name!

Sup?

not much. you?

I have a final on monday, which I've yet to study for and the exam is also the deadline for a project which I have yet to start. Normally, I'd have done that **** weeks ago, but it's a subject I find boring as **** , so I'm just sitting here, trying to muster the will to do it.

You?

you've got this boss

Probably, but it's still gonna be a bit annoying to ******** out 7 pages of info about a ******* processor. Seriously, that's our project: "Here's a processor, now write 7 pages about it.". What is there to write? This is a processor. It processes things. Here are its' specs. THE END.

I hate those kinds of assignments.

Everyone does. That's why they give them out.

Sneak me to school with you in your bag.

It's 3:30 AM, I can not be bothered to go look for sources right now, so feel free to assume that everything I say is ******** .

Your head getting tense is usually caused by muscle fatigue or cramping, because you've been using the muscles on your head a lot. I get that all the time with my eye muscles. Hurts like a bitch. Still, it's not very harmful to your health. High blood pressure is pretty safe, too, as long as you don't have any serious heart conditions. It only becomes an issue with old age. But everything becomes an issue with old age. Taking a **** becomes an issue with old age. So, unless you're over 50, it's pretty negligible.

You have to look at it from a different angle. It's not about what stress causes. It's about what causes stress. The main causes are a fast-paced life, a stressful job and general issues like being broke. All three of those tend to lead to an improper diet, because you don't have time to eat properly, your job only allows you to eat once a day or you're too broke to eat anything other than instant noodles. That creates chemical imbalances and vitamin deficiencies, which puts strain on your organs. Not enough vitamin A and your liver starts to struggle. Not enough vitamin D and your bones and skin aren't as well. C is less vital, but it's important all-round and I forget what B does, but it was important. Probably. So your organs have to push themselves even harder to work properly. Short-term, this does diddly. Over the course of a couple of decades, this does a ******* of diddly. And not to mention the massive strain the improper diet is on your digestive system. An acid reflux is nasty. 20 years of acid refluxes can cause ulcers that perforate your organs.

And all of that is just from food. Not getting enough sleep is also a bigger issue than people think, because when you're asleep your brain is basically running its' system checks and making sure everything's running properly. If you don't get enough sleep, it can't do that properly. Once again, short-term, that doesn't mean **** . Over time, however, the effect starts to add up and your memory and cognitive abilities suffer. Not to mention the fact that your body has a natural cycle or working and being a lazy **** . Ever notice how during the day 5 hours without food seems like a lot, but during the night, you easily go 10+ hours without food and hardly notice it? It's not just because you're asleep, your organs reduce their activity during the night, which is basically their way of resting. If you've got a ****** up sleep cycle, they have no idea what they're supposed to be doing that.

Then there's the one thing no one ever takes into account - stress relief. Smoking. Drinking. Junk food. Drugs. Meds. All of the above. Everyone relieves stress in some way and almost all of those ways are unhealthy as **** . And the more stressed people are, the more extreme they are about it. There's people who are absolute workaholics during the week, then go on a drunken binge on Friday and get ********* so hard they sober up on Sunday night. As fun as that is, **** like that is horrible for your health. Same goes with smocking a pack a day in order to cope with the stress of your job or rewarding yourself for a job well done by eating a whole cake. No one ever wants to admit those are the reasons their health sucks, because they're all enjoyable as hell. So instead, they blame it on the stress, which is the reason they did those things to begin with.

Basically, it goes like this:
Problems->Stress->Stress relief->Unhealthy Lifestyle->Straining your body->Health problems
But people like to simplify things, so instead they just go:
Stress->Health problems
Which creates the illusion that stress itself is what causes the health problems. In reality, it's the causes of stress and the cures for stress that **** you up.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go pass out until tomorrow morning. Or noon. I am a great example of someone who won't live to be 60

Well **** , I wasn't expecting all that.
I'll take your word for the majority of it, and do some research for the rest., thanks for the advice.

I'm pretty sure you'll live longer than that.

I don't plan to.

prexisting health issues?

I suffer from a rare condition where my body is incapable of producing ***** for me to give. That's been a bit life-threatening at times, but I don't think it really counts.

Nah, I just don't feel like it. This probably sounds edgy and stupid as hell, but I've decided I don't want to live a long life. For starters, I'm pretty much guaranteed to get sclerosis if I make it past 60 (thanks, genes), at which point I wouldn't call my life living. Secondly, I am one selfish son of a bitch. A loooong time ago, I was pretty depressed and was considering suicide. So I started wondering what reason I had to live. The answer was "None.". But then I thought "Wait a minute. What reason do I have to do ANYTHING?" and realized that life is pretty ******* pointless. The only reason you have to live is because you want to. So I decided I'm going to **** everyone else and enjoy life. I am living, because I want to see what life has to offer, before I kick the bucket. But you need dosh for that. So right now I'm busting my ass to get good at a field, which I like - programming, so I can work my tits off, get a ******** of cash, maybe achieve something great and memorable while I'm at it, retire at 35 and do whatever I want with my life, because I now have time and money. I don't give a **** about my health, I don't give a **** about relationships, I don't give a **** about other people, I don't give a **** about anything other than myself. I will not die with a noose around my neck or a loving family by my side. I will be eaten by sharks. I will die of a heart attack in a taiwanese brothel. I will go splat during a skydiving accident. I will be shot in a drunken argument about food in Tijuana. I will OD on heroin in Vegas. I will be decapitated by something in China, because I'm too ******* tall. I will be shot for yelling out " ****** !" at the top of my lungs at the center of Detroit. I will die having fun. **** longevity, I want to see what the world has to offer and enjoy my limited time on this moist rock we call home, even if it kills me. And it probably will.

So, in short. I am a selfish **** . Feel free to say how stupid my plans are and how I'm never going to achieve it. Won't change anything. I'm already in too deep to stop even if I wanted to.

It's my stalker-detection device. Pretty much everyone who comes to check out my profile comments on how it made their eyes melt.

Sup?

not too much. Waiting for the next league season. I need a good VN to play in the meantime.

>good
>VN

That's an oxymoron if I ever saw one. Then again, I don't really dabble in that stuff. TANABATA! Is your ass still here? You like gay **** , so I'm gonna assume you read VNs. Hook this guy up.

You just assumed?
I'm one the VN fags of the anime board, actually~

I have an amazing gift that allows me to not notice information, which I don't give a **** about. Doesn't fill my brain with useless stuff, so there's more room for the stuff I actually WANT to know. Like porn, programming and historic trivia.

aw yis

What are you looking for? Something short? Long? Serious or silly? How heavy on sex?

I really dont know. I havent played too much.
I played majikoi and that was cool.

Played Majikoi S?

what

The second Majikoi game.
Majikoi S

The first one wasnt even fully translated.
IDk what do you recommend?

The first one was fully translated.
Only days afterwards, Majikoi S was fully translated.

I see. I saw a scarred up girl from dorei to no seikatsu.

Is that pretty much just porn or is there some actual substance to it?

I haven't read that one. But its 18+ and short, so I assume its mostly porn.

oh I see.

Vaguely.

I spent years without scratching myself after that.

Did you come here solely for me to make fun of you oooooooooooor...?

I go around and tell weird stuff about my past to friends sometimes.
I thought that at least with you I'd get some sympathy since you know exactly what I'm talking about.
Guess not.
I've made a fool of myself once again.

Sympathy isn't really my thing. I'm not good at it, so I don't even try anymore.

Maybe sympathy isn't the right word... Understanding?

I understand, I just really, really, really want to crack a joke about autism. Hey, at least I managed to fight the urge to do it. That's something.

You're taking big steps. Are you trying to turn into a better person for 2016?

No, my resolution for 2016 is to not die and maybe get drunk and watch Crank.

Mostly, because the last "serious" resolution I had was in 2010 and it was to stop lying to myself and promising myself to do impossible **** . So I did.

That **** scared the hell outta me. Like, more than any Courage The Cowardly Dog episode.

That joke was so bad I think I just died a little inside.

Actually sbisg mb

I have no idea what any of that is.

So bad it's good.

No, this isn't that. It's bad. It's so bad it's bad.

I disagree but oh well

sgisb m8 ironic

Lol

I LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!

Also, I have returned from the perilous trek to the frozen wilderness, devoid of all civilization, which my parents decided to live in. It was nice. 8 days without the internet does wonders for your sanity. And, sorry, I don't take free stuff. It's a principle thing.

Nice. Im glad you had a good time.

Do you by any chance have anything to do with a pair of fags shipping us? Because I'm pretty tolerant, but there are some levels of faggotry even I don't stand.

who? this is the first I've heard of it.

In hindsight, maybe I shouldn't have deleted the comment thread they were in. Couldn't remember their names, either. Kept referring to them in my head as faggy and faggier.

This is hilarious.

Indeed it is, but I feel the desire to punch someone in the throat whenever someone calls me cute.

Please dont punch me in the throat.

You do realize there's a couple thousand kilometers standing between my fist and your throat, right?

I'd close that gap to hug you.

Cool it, Bruno Mars. No one is in need of any hugs.

you dooo

I am in a good mood for the first time in a month. No, I do not.

I... want a cigar...

Like a cigarette or a full-on proper cigar?

cigar. cigarettes are gross.

I don't care, cause I don't smoke, but I'm pretty sure there's parts of the world where you could get the **** beaten out of you for saying that.

why?

I currently only know 3 people who don't need a smoke every half hour. To the point where one of my classmates got a cigarette roller thingie, because it's more convenient than having to go buy a pack of cigarettes 3 times a day. Half of his bag is just tobacco, paper and filters now.

bluh

This actually reminds me. In the 7th grade, there was a kid in our class who smoked quite a bit. Maybe a pack a day. We had a bunch of people coming in one time to give a two hour presentation of why smoking is bad, m'kay, and were forced to sit through the entirety of it. We decided to **** with the guy and tell them about how much he smoked. They spent so long nagging him and saying extreme **** like "you'll be dead at 20" or "Every cigarette shortens your dick by a centimeter" that he swore to never smoke another cigarette at school.

And he held his promise. Came to school the next day with a box of tobacco and a pipe.

kek

I don't have any and I'm pretty sure blowjobs are usually cheaper.

Sorry, they're the only items I feel like keeping.

That's purrfectly alright, Thank You for reply

I feel like "Das gay" is turning into my automatic reply to a lot of your stuff.

oh well.

Play fallout 4 yet?

PC runs it at 20 FPS. I usually play **** at 60, so the disparity is killing it for me. It just feels so choppy. Like I'm playing Dwarf Fortress.

overclock?

Yeah, I don't do that **** . It took me ages to save up and build this PC, so I don't like abusing it.

if it aint a bad pc trust me.
Overclocking your GPU will be a breeze. And overclocking your CPU.. well thats different but with a little bit of research you'll be fine.

Pass. I've had way too many friends **** up their CPUs that way. Besides, I've seen what 4 has to offer and it's really not pulling me in. As shocking as it may sound, I like to roleplay when I'm playing a roleplaying game and 4 doesn't really let me do that.

idk where that meme is coming from. You can totally do that.

Nah, I checked. The game doesn't really let you be a dick. No matter what options you're given you always end up being the good guy and helping people. The most "evil" thing you can do is ask them for more money after you're done. It doesn't even have a karma system.

in this game its hard not to be a dick.
Some decisions are dick ones no matter what. Take it from someone whos played the game..

I don't think you quite understand what caliber of dick I'm talking about. I am the type of person who picks up Veronica just to get into the BoS bunker and set it to self-destruct, then shoots her in the back of the head. I'm the guy who helps the Repconn ghouls and then ***** with their rockets' coordinates and makes them crash and die anyway. I'm the guy who just murders all the Boomers instead of bothering to do all their crap.

I want to be an intentional dick. I want to have the option of helping people and then forsaking it just because I can. If I'm a dick no matter what, I'm not a dick, because it wasn't my choice.

also yeah you can still do that **** .

Heh... I locked them in...

I don't know how you've done it, but you make that hat look gay. You've gayed up one of the most iconic hats in history.

:c

If it's any consolation, it's actually kind of an achievement.

The hat is so warm. I can't believe you slavs have been hiding such comfortable clothing from the rest of the world.

That's kiiiiiiiiiiiind of the purpose of the hat - to keep your head warm. Especially in the parts of Russia where it can get so cold even alcohol friezes. God knows why anyone would live there, but they do. There's an assistant in my faculty who had a two year internship at some programming firm in Moscow and came back. Yesterday it was 2 degrees outside and the guy was wearing shorts, so I can only imagine what sort of weather he was subjected to there.

Also, the fluffy things tend to be warm, so they club them to death and make hats out of them.

Are you fluffy?
Can you warm me up?

No ².

:c

I AM THE MASTER OF TIMELY REPLIES! Sup? Somehow didn't notice you posted this.

ayyyyy
whats up?

Not much. Decided to take a couple of days off of university and play Oblivion.

oh nice.

She has a very "I have seeing some **** , comrade." look to her.

still cute.

I pay and raise you one song that's been stuck in my head for days now.

hi

Sup?

just lost four league matches in a row.
Still had fun.

I started playing Rimworld again. Set up an illegal organ farm before I remembered I should also set up a vegetable farm, so my colonists don't starve to death.

nice.
Once season 6 happens you should try league again. Its a vastly different game.