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Gender: male
Age: 110
Consoles Owned: Xbox 360
Video Games Played: A lot.
Interests: blood, porn, puppies
Date Signed Up:11/21/2011
Last Login:5/27/2012
Location:The kingdom of Trollandia
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#178 - Picture 11 hours ago on The Game (Read Desc.) +5
#107 - Rieegurlee? 11 hours ago on mah dick +1
#229 - **thechosentroll rolled user xbenas ** 11 hours ago on Best roll in history +5
#121 - No. You are too old. Too old to begin the training.  [+] (1 new reply) 11 hours ago on Gaming comp +1
#127 - synapse (11 hours ago) [-]
B-bbut!
#216 - Yeah, but these combos are a twosided blade - it's either an e…  [+] (2 new replies) 11 hours ago on Best roll in history +4
#558 - condormcninja (8 hours ago) [-]
He gets like three chances to do it though, so there's like a 3/10 chance of making it. Not bad odds.
User avatar #220 - madeitfortroll (11 hours ago) [-]
depending on if there's newfags or "older" people on
#118 - Nope, just a boss.  [+] (3 new replies) 11 hours ago on Gaming comp +5
#119 - synapse (11 hours ago) [-]
Can you teach me your ways?
#121 - thechosentroll (11 hours ago) [-]
No. You are too old. Too old to begin the training.
#127 - synapse (11 hours ago) [-]
B-bbut!
#210 - This time I was able to pull off the whole sequence.  [+] (4 new replies) 11 hours ago on Best roll in history +3
User avatar #212 - madeitfortroll (11 hours ago) [-]
yeah
#216 - thechosentroll (11 hours ago) [-]
Yeah, but these combos are a twosided blade - it's either an epic win or you drown in the red sea.
#558 - condormcninja (8 hours ago) [-]
He gets like three chances to do it though, so there's like a 3/10 chance of making it. Not bad odds.
User avatar #220 - madeitfortroll (11 hours ago) [-]
depending on if there's newfags or "older" people on
#116 - Speaking of which, I have to go find another tribute. … 11 hours ago on Gaming comp +3
#112 - **thechosentroll rolls 80** Oh, that's even easier. Just sac…  [+] (2 new replies) 11 hours ago on Gaming comp +1
#116 - thechosentroll (11 hours ago) [-]
Speaking of which, I have to go find another tribute.

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! MILK FOR THE KHORNE FLAKES!
User avatar #114 - jalthelas (11 hours ago) [-]
**jalthelas rolls 63** oh okay, I'm gonna sacrifice my buddy freshblob
#5306288 - **thechosentroll rolled user masteroftroll ** 11 hours ago on FJ Pony Thread +5
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User avatar #246 - ninjajunkie (14 hours ago) [-]
I commend you on your victory.** All Hail the Titan-Slayer thechosentroll!!**
User avatar #245 - tankeruber (15 hours ago) [-]
Well done mate, was tired of them titans.
User avatar #244 - fukkendragonite (15 hours ago) [-]
Sweet victory and all that bro.
User avatar #243 - hazardman (15 hours ago) [-]
I commend you on your magnificent victory.
User avatar #242 - Ryansixsixsix (15 hours ago) [-]
I bestow upon thee the mightiest of congratulations. Well done.
#241 - thechosentroll (05/26/2012) [-]
Damn right!
User avatar #240 - sugs (05/26/2012) [-]
You are a sexy beast ;)
#239 - Loopholes (05/26/2012) [-]
Did anyone tell you, you're one hell of a sexy beast?
Cause you are.
User avatar #238 - rrenierr (05/26/2012) [-]
you're a sexy beast
User avatar #237 - blanebestpony (05/26/2012) [-]
UGUGYVFDJYCVXGUSH THE SEXY BEASTIDOOD OF YOU IS GREAT
User avatar #236 - wolfenbane (05/26/2012) [-]
You're a sexy beast :3
User avatar #235 - graficscat (05/26/2012) [-]
You are a sexy beast!
#220 - tcov ONLINE (05/19/2012) [-]
sorry for being an ass with the obligatory snape kills dumblydore.

too easy.

i deleted it, we cool?
User avatar #221 to #220 - thechosentroll (05/19/2012) [-]
Yeah, no problem. What do you think? Should I continue this crap? So far almost everyone likes it and the people who don't only dislike the fact that it's about zombies, whcih I could easily change.
#222 to #221 - tcov ONLINE (05/19/2012) [-]
well i find the amount of effort you've put into this extrodinary, got thumb limit half way through.

my only change would be to not insult the reader as much, but hey that's your thing not mine so keep it up.

and if you are willing to do this, don't half ass it, see this story, stories, whatever, through to the end.
User avatar #224 to #222 - thechosentroll (05/19/2012) [-]
As for the insults, I've always felt that games need to tell the player that they fucked up. Like the way in Mortal Kombat 9 Shao Kahn occasionally stops fighting you just to tell you how much you suck. I'll try to reduce the insults a bit, but they're staying.
User avatar #223 to #222 - thechosentroll (05/19/2012) [-]
Extrodinary ammount of effort? It was written in less that 2 hours out of pure boredom. And relax, I never halfass things, especially when I'm doing them for fun.
#225 to #223 - tcov ONLINE (05/19/2012) [-]
i write convos myself, finding where to take the story can be a bit difficult at times.

as well i don't type quickly so the fact that you've done this much is impressive.
User avatar #226 to #225 - thechosentroll (05/19/2012) [-]
I spend 8 hours a day online (sleep is for the weak), so it's not much of a surprise that I type fast. The only problem is that, because of that speed, I occasionally make some spelling mistakes and I'm too lazy to do a spellcheck.

As for taking the story somewhere, that's incredibly easy. The cespool of blood, porn and toxic waste I call a brain can be surprisingly producive. Heck, I once came up with a 200 word story about how I took a shit while I was in the bathroom.
#227 to #226 - tcov ONLINE (05/19/2012) [-]
200?

i wrote ten pages for a paragraph assignment just to fuck with a teacher.

was all very well written got an 'A+' and a teacher note that said

"seriously?!"

shit was cash.
User avatar #228 to #227 - thechosentroll (05/19/2012) [-]
XD Awesome. Besides, I came up with a 200 word story in 5 minutes - that's a personal best. How many stories have you seen about someone taking a shit?
#229 to #228 - tcov ONLINE (05/19/2012) [-]
i've done three posts on the thread about shit's i've taken, someone wrote a poem about dropping the deuce, and i had a semester of health where we talked about the digestive system so we had to watch an account of the whole thing.

so four written works a video and if we count yours...
#231 to #230 - tcov ONLINE (05/19/2012) [-]
what?
User avatar #219 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (05/13/2012) [-]
in the story, a good option would be to throw bad vinyl records at the neighbor in the yard xD
#212 - natedraketwo ONLINE (05/13/2012) [-]
You ruin everything. Ah. why does it matter?
#213 to #212 - thechosentroll (05/13/2012) [-]
Glad to help. Just doing my job.
#214 to #213 - natedraketwo ONLINE (05/13/2012) [-]
I don't see why you're being a douchebag right now.
#215 to #214 - thechosentroll (05/13/2012) [-]
To put it simply, I'm a douchebag most of the time. I just choose not to be in the thread. Still, I do not approve of posting pics of your ass............ in NSFW or otherwise. Besides, you could always just delete my comment. You're OP, for fucks sake! If you're going to be a faggot you may as well act like one.
To put it simply, I'm a douchebag most of the time. I just choose not to be in the thread. Still, I do not approve of posting pics of your ass............ in NSFW or otherwise. Besides, you could always just delete my comment. You're OP, for fucks sake! If you're going to be a faggot you may as well act like one.
#216 to #215 - natedraketwo ONLINE (05/13/2012) [-]
I don't even care if they know I am actually a guy.

I think it's funny.
User avatar #217 to #216 - thechosentroll (05/13/2012) [-]
To be honest, I wasn't trying to ruin the joke. Just wanted to see that guys reaction.
#209 - xxdigitalxx (05/12/2012) [-]
inb4 666666666 or 999999999
User avatar #208 - blueandgreenpony (05/12/2012) [-]
it's not FJ.
#204 - sonicschall (05/06/2012) [-]
REMEMBER ME?   
   
I MADE MY FIRST GIF IN FLASH   
   
yes its kinda fast
REMEMBER ME?

I MADE MY FIRST GIF IN FLASH

yes its kinda fast
User avatar #205 to #204 - thechosentroll (05/06/2012) [-]
Pretty good for a first try, but I'd add some pauses between the words if I were you. Press F5 in flash to add a blank frame - it's pretty much a continuation of the last frame.
User avatar #206 to #205 - sonicschall (05/06/2012) [-]
Okie Dokie!
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