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Date Signed Up:1/04/2013
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#4 - crazy to think that's what all our teeth look like 03/16/2014 on Tooth +2
#551 - I'm going back on Wednesday to find out and what chemo and stu… 02/17/2014 on Cancer 0
#550 - I had mine for 5 months but it was exactly like that. I would … 02/17/2014 on Cancer 0
#22 - thank you so much omg seriously that helps so much 02/17/2014 on thecheesepoofs's profile 0
#23 - Yeah someone told me to eat a lot before chemo and pills and stuff 02/15/2014 on Cancer +3
#21 - will do  [+] (1 new reply) 02/15/2014 on Cancer +3
User avatar #398 - HenrikVIII (02/16/2014) [-]
Don't want to sound like a junkie here, but when my friend started chemo, someone recomended weed for the pain, so we tried. It really helped him, he wasn't in much pain, and he forgot how fucked up everything was. He's ok today and we still smoke together sometimes. Just don't abuse it and it will really help.
#19 - ******* thanks so much seriously. I will keep all…  [+] (5 new replies) 02/15/2014 on Cancer +6
User avatar #22 - revengeforfreeze (02/15/2014) [-]
the reason for the sadnwich is intestinal pain short and simple
I got horrible intestinal pain when I took it without food
User avatar #23 - thecheesepoofs (02/15/2014) [-]
Yeah someone told me to eat a lot before chemo and pills and stuff
User avatar #20 - revengeforfreeze (02/15/2014) [-]
yw
try to console your parents too
User avatar #21 - thecheesepoofs (02/15/2014) [-]
will do
User avatar #398 - HenrikVIII (02/16/2014) [-]
Don't want to sound like a junkie here, but when my friend started chemo, someone recomended weed for the pain, so we tried. It really helped him, he wasn't in much pain, and he forgot how fucked up everything was. He's ok today and we still smoke together sometimes. Just don't abuse it and it will really help.
#17 - thank you! 02/15/2014 on Cancer 0
#16 - sorry i'm just really stressed  [+] (7 new replies) 02/15/2014 on Cancer 0
User avatar #18 - revengeforfreeze (02/15/2014) [-]
understandable.

sorry if I came off as a dick, that was not my intentional at all. I've not had cancer, but I've gone through chemo and it sucked pretty much so i have some tips for you
1. don't eat any sweets or drin kanything that you like after the chemotherapy as a reward, it will just give you associations. couldn't drink water for a good while after I had chemotherapy
2. masturbating helps relieve pain

uhm.. i guess i didn't have much tips sorry bout that
oh yaeh
and indian tonic (schweppes is what i usually buy) is bretty good 5/5 when you have gone through chemo (is at least what I thought)
tell yor parents you love them every day
if you're christian, do what yo umust just to be secure.. or muslim or whatever
if not then read about quantum immortality (worst case scenario)

salad or something light like that is pretty good to eat.
when you get your urimetoxan (spelling there, not sure) pills make sure to eat something like a sandwich with them (i am pretty sure you are goign to get these pills)

and good fucking luck dude, take your time and all that
User avatar #19 - thecheesepoofs (02/15/2014) [-]
Fucking thanks so much seriously. I will keep all of that in mind and I will use your tips. again seriously thanks
User avatar #22 - revengeforfreeze (02/15/2014) [-]
the reason for the sadnwich is intestinal pain short and simple
I got horrible intestinal pain when I took it without food
User avatar #23 - thecheesepoofs (02/15/2014) [-]
Yeah someone told me to eat a lot before chemo and pills and stuff
User avatar #20 - revengeforfreeze (02/15/2014) [-]
yw
try to console your parents too
User avatar #21 - thecheesepoofs (02/15/2014) [-]
will do
User avatar #398 - HenrikVIII (02/16/2014) [-]
Don't want to sound like a junkie here, but when my friend started chemo, someone recomended weed for the pain, so we tried. It really helped him, he wasn't in much pain, and he forgot how fucked up everything was. He's ok today and we still smoke together sometimes. Just don't abuse it and it will really help.
#13 - yours wasn't that bad but whatever  [+] (9 new replies) 02/15/2014 on Cancer 0
User avatar #14 - revengeforfreeze (02/15/2014) [-]
Ehm.. yeah, I guess

But it's kinda rude
User avatar #16 - thecheesepoofs (02/15/2014) [-]
sorry i'm just really stressed
User avatar #18 - revengeforfreeze (02/15/2014) [-]
understandable.

sorry if I came off as a dick, that was not my intentional at all. I've not had cancer, but I've gone through chemo and it sucked pretty much so i have some tips for you
1. don't eat any sweets or drin kanything that you like after the chemotherapy as a reward, it will just give you associations. couldn't drink water for a good while after I had chemotherapy
2. masturbating helps relieve pain

uhm.. i guess i didn't have much tips sorry bout that
oh yaeh
and indian tonic (schweppes is what i usually buy) is bretty good 5/5 when you have gone through chemo (is at least what I thought)
tell yor parents you love them every day
if you're christian, do what yo umust just to be secure.. or muslim or whatever
if not then read about quantum immortality (worst case scenario)

salad or something light like that is pretty good to eat.
when you get your urimetoxan (spelling there, not sure) pills make sure to eat something like a sandwich with them (i am pretty sure you are goign to get these pills)

and good fucking luck dude, take your time and all that
User avatar #19 - thecheesepoofs (02/15/2014) [-]
Fucking thanks so much seriously. I will keep all of that in mind and I will use your tips. again seriously thanks
User avatar #22 - revengeforfreeze (02/15/2014) [-]
the reason for the sadnwich is intestinal pain short and simple
I got horrible intestinal pain when I took it without food
User avatar #23 - thecheesepoofs (02/15/2014) [-]
Yeah someone told me to eat a lot before chemo and pills and stuff
User avatar #20 - revengeforfreeze (02/15/2014) [-]
yw
try to console your parents too
User avatar #21 - thecheesepoofs (02/15/2014) [-]
will do
User avatar #398 - HenrikVIII (02/16/2014) [-]
Don't want to sound like a junkie here, but when my friend started chemo, someone recomended weed for the pain, so we tried. It really helped him, he wasn't in much pain, and he forgot how fucked up everything was. He's ok today and we still smoke together sometimes. Just don't abuse it and it will really help.
#8 - im deleting every negative comment because it makes me feel li…  [+] (4 new replies) 02/15/2014 on Cancer +9
User avatar #426 - icemarina (02/16/2014) [-]
Hey bro. I got lymphoma last year. I was lucky enough to only need radiation for a few months. You can get through it mate. Is is hodgekins?
User avatar #180 - fjisforfgts (02/16/2014) [-]
what do you expect posting shit like this implying you need sympathy? I'm sorry about what you're going to go through, I can't imagine what it would be like so I truly am sorry. But fishing for sympathy is sort of douchey. You WILL get negative comments. this is the internet
User avatar #9 - neroiskill (02/15/2014) [-]
Just telling you to leave me all your money incase it happens.
#10 - whiteniggers (02/15/2014) [-]
#6 - well he is an asshole. I wouldnt joke about this. It's not fun…  [+] (4 new replies) 02/15/2014 on Cancer +37
User avatar #252 - hoponthefeelstrain (02/16/2014) [-]
Just as a warning, sometimes after people are cured they relapse really fast and the cancer hits them harder. So if you finish your chemo and start feeling sick again, don't blow it off, go see your doctor.
#241 - znigga (02/16/2014) [-]
i believe in you
here's a random gif i have
by now
#188 - anonymous (02/16/2014) [-]
Heres a tip, stop saying that you're dying soon. Not only does it mentally destroy you, it also makes you look like a douche fishing for sympathy.
User avatar #7 - tarekmig (02/15/2014) [-]
Seriously tho, Why should we care if you're deleting our opinions?
#98270 - I'm going to start making electronic music. Any good programs …  [+] (4 new replies) 01/29/2014 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
User avatar #98345 - szymonf (01/29/2014) [-]
#98274 - anonymous (01/29/2014) [-]
record your own sounds...
User avatar #98272 - themagicwizard (01/29/2014) [-]
make un-quantized plunderphonics in Audacity
User avatar #98271 - shibe (01/29/2014) [-]
Ableton or FL Studio

there are no other options :^)


make sure to choose fl studio so you can make fruity beats for the fags
#33 - Is Australia even real?  [+] (1 new reply) 01/07/2014 on Australian Man 0
User avatar #59 - skulldan (01/08/2014) [-]
more real than canada. But only just
#257 - blonde girl I knew >So like people who talk spanis… 01/07/2014 on Real blonde comments +1
#68 - I love all your comics like this and other ones! I especially …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/26/2013 on Christmas Conundrum +1
User avatar #69 - samio (12/26/2013) [-]
Thanks, I'm glad you enjoy them.
#6 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 12/25/2013 on Merry Christmas +1
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#4 - Comment deleted  [+] (3 new replies) 12/25/2013 on Merry Christmas +1
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#2 - Comment deleted  [+] (5 new replies) 12/25/2013 on Merry Christmas +1
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#2 - Comment deleted  [+] (3 new replies) 12/25/2013 on waffles +1
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#20 - hope i don't get banned  [+] (3 new replies) 12/24/2013 on Damn! +4
User avatar #29 - thesticklebricks (12/24/2013) [-]
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tinyurl.com/np8wf94 for anyone who missed it
User avatar #30 - thesticklebricks (12/24/2013) [-]
because a tasty stupid 24hr ban is coming our way..
#177 - Picture 12/24/2013 on The Perfect Snowball +20
#176 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 12/24/2013 on The Perfect Snowball +21
#177 - thecheesepoofs (12/24/2013) [-]
#4 - That is honestly the point at which I said.. Screw this I'm go…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/21/2013 on Nobody notices Ricky +1
#11 - soicanpost (11/22/2013) [-]
Completely understandable. I had nothing to do for the weekend and already watched porn for a couple hours and decided to give it a try. Special effects slowly get better. If you got the time, it's worth giving it a shot (just be prepared for the cheesy effects in season 1).
#91 - I tried it myself. It was amazing  [+] (1 new reply) 11/06/2013 on One Hell of a Cake 0
#96 - cuatrocuatro (11/06/2013) [-]
You forgot the butt sex.
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User avatar #31 - sciencexplain (09/02/2014) [-]
So... Free of cancer, eh? Hodgkins Lymphoma is a bitch. Are you permanently free of it, or is there still a chance of it coming back?
User avatar #32 to #31 - thecheesepoofs (09/03/2014) [-]
I have a chance of getting it back and I have a higher chance of getting other cancers
#33 to #32 - sciencexplain (09/03/2014) [-]
****					... That sucks major balls. Well then, here's hoping you live a long, happy, cancer free life.
**** ... That sucks major balls. Well then, here's hoping you live a long, happy, cancer free life.
#30 - betta has deleted their comment [-]
#29 - blacktothefuture (03/05/2014) [-]
I thought of you today. Hope you're okay, brah.
User avatar #21 - lulzforhiroshima (02/16/2014) [-]
i hope you actually get cancer for doing what you did, and if you do have it actually, please die anyhow you attention whore
#23 to #21 - namesboo (02/17/2014) [-]
I don't normally say this but... Cunt
I don't normally say this but... Cunt
User avatar #24 to #23 - lulzforhiroshima (02/17/2014) [-]
what he's done is ten times worse and the fact that people like YOU fall for it is digusting
User avatar #26 to #24 - charliecharmander (02/19/2014) [-]
How do you know it's fake? If he's telling the truth that just makes you an absolute ******* moron.
User avatar #27 to #26 - lulzforhiroshima (02/19/2014) [-]
>if
hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha u loose, find me evidense
User avatar #25 to #24 - namesboo (02/17/2014) [-]
I doubt it was fake I mean the other guy who did its name was 'lurkerforyears' and that and calling us dumb asses was the only content he ever did and he joined on the day, but I believe this guy because he's posted a lot of content and ****
#18 - turdofdoom (02/16/2014) [-]
hope you die
#17 - newdevyx (02/16/2014) [-]
You'd better survive man. There is enough dead FJers.
You'd better survive man. There is enough dead FJers.
#16 - garymotherfingoak (02/16/2014) [-]
Pretend that i made this and that the original version still existed   
   
Hope you get better soon <3
EDD V/s CANCER Español Latino

Pretend that i made this and that the original version still existed

Hope you get better soon <3
User avatar #14 - bumsnacher **User deleted account** (02/16/2014) [-]
using cancer for frontpage
8/10
User avatar #15 to #14 - garymotherfingoak (02/16/2014) [-]
You can't get red thumbs on profiles
#19 to #15 - turdofdoom (02/16/2014) [-]
actually i agree with bumsnacher on that one
User avatar #13 - missylyn (02/16/2014) [-]
Good luck!
#12 - betta ONLINE (02/16/2014) [-]
You'll make it.   
   
You'll make it even if it means that you'll have to look death right in the eye, tell him to go 						****					 himself, then rip off his balls. You will 						****					 up cancer, and when you do, we'll be here waiting for you. I don't want to see another one of my family members here die. I've seen far too many leave us, and you're not going to be one of them! You're a trooper, and you've had to deal with some pretty 						******					 situations before. I don't know you, so I can't say how bad you have it, but everyone in their life has had some 						****					 happen to them, and those who live to tell the tale will be the strongest 						*************					 this world will see. If you ever need someone to help you through this mentally, I'll be here for you, along with plenty of others who have had the same situation as you do.   
   
You don't need luck to win this war. You've got the strength of all of us here. You'll fight cancer, and everyone here will be waiting here for you.
You'll make it.

You'll make it even if it means that you'll have to look death right in the eye, tell him to go **** himself, then rip off his balls. You will **** up cancer, and when you do, we'll be here waiting for you. I don't want to see another one of my family members here die. I've seen far too many leave us, and you're not going to be one of them! You're a trooper, and you've had to deal with some pretty ****** situations before. I don't know you, so I can't say how bad you have it, but everyone in their life has had some **** happen to them, and those who live to tell the tale will be the strongest ************* this world will see. If you ever need someone to help you through this mentally, I'll be here for you, along with plenty of others who have had the same situation as you do.

You don't need luck to win this war. You've got the strength of all of us here. You'll fight cancer, and everyone here will be waiting here for you.
User avatar #22 to #12 - thecheesepoofs (02/17/2014) [-]
thank you so much omg seriously that helps so much
#20 to #12 - Nickdowgg (02/16/2014) [-]
Damn, I love you.   
What betta said, need anything just ask bro.
Damn, I love you.
What betta said, need anything just ask bro.
User avatar #11 - commentking (02/16/2014) [-]
I had Stage II Hodgekins Lymphoma...You're gonna make it
User avatar #10 - sonofpsychodad (02/16/2014) [-]
I wish you the best of luck, dude!
#9 - hateminad (02/16/2014) [-]
How old are you?
User avatar #8 - insulation (02/15/2014) [-]
good luck with everything ,dude!

keep us posted.

I hope everything goes alright,and that you'll get through this.

<3<3<3 all the love,man.
#7 - blacktothefuture (02/15/2014) [-]
I believe in you
I believe in you
#6 - hentaisweetie (01/05/2013) [-]
1st post ever and it gets on the front page. Congratulations, lucky bastard!
1st post ever and it gets on the front page. Congratulations, lucky bastard!
#5 - tragono **User deleted account** (01/04/2013) [-]
LEAVE THIS WRETCHED PLACE BEFORE YOU GET CONSUMED
LEAVE THIS WRETCHED PLACE BEFORE YOU GET CONSUMED
User avatar #4 - thecheesepoofs (01/04/2013) [-]
faster! before they see!
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